Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - BUBBA DUB YELLS "LAKER MF NATION!!! NBA FINALS COME MERE!!!" LEBRON & LUKA....YESSSIRRR!!

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

LUKA DONCIC FIRST GAME WITH THE LAKERS… AND THEY WON?!Luka Doncic made his Lakers debut, and it was a MOVIE! The squad got the W, but was Luka the missing piece for the Lake Show? Did LeBron take a step back, or is this about to be the most dangerous duo in the league?!Bubba Dub breaking it all down—the highlights, the big plays, and what this means for the rest of the season! Plus don’t miss the special edition of story time about Valentines Day.#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Volume What's up everybody? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we here, we back. Tret from the Super Bowl, I'm back at the crib. Feeling good. How y'all doin' though? Y'all talk to me today, man, you know I'm dying in the H, baby. It's raining down hill. My tires already slick.

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Nigga, it's toasty. and you women ain't going in that kitchen and putting on putting on meals on the day you eating tacos niggas you eating tacos today and let me tell you niggas on her just bald headed and that can't grow no damn hair. I'm not arguing with you. You need to grow up. Not arguing with no nigga who can't grow no hair on top of his damn head. I won't do it.

Sucka y'all, bald-headed mother, who gonna run up on me? You stole my parking spot. So? Your name ain't on my parking spot. So, your name ain't on this parking spot. Running up on me like you want to do some shit. I was bad today, y'all. Dude rang up on me, I had my fire on me.

I had my fire on me today. I wasn't shit. Think whatever you wanna do. I tell you what, y'all, Edmmer Bowen got back in this car, he knew. He knew I had that rusty ass 38 snub nose on me. I would pray to God if I had to use it, that it wouldn't jam, but I had it on me today.

I had my chest out, I had my girl with me. I showed her how to dance. Baby, I didn't know you were like that. Yeah, I'm like that type shit. My heart was beating fast and I'm a motherfucker. I just wanted to get that guy to let y'all know that day I had a little run in and somebody rang up on me. I had my phone on me.

I had to let him know. I used his mouth. I used it. I'm joking. She don't know it. But you know, I'm really scared. I'm telling her, you better, girl, you better tell him. You better go.

You better leave. You know? See, I'm telling her you better you better girl you better tell him he better go See I'm here when I got that pistol I'm hitting But nevertheless though, man, let me go on you gonna get to the sports. I know that's why y'all here like crazy What is he talking about? I'm talking about Jerry West. I'm talking about Kanye West, I'm talking about Lakel's and Bynum. You saying what we did to Utah? I'm in his ass while he play against the Utah Jazz. She came out ranked last. Roll the grand.

Come here. Come here. I know you Lakel Hagle bring out big bad asses over here right now and let's talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. The last 14 games, we 12 and 2. 12 and 2, and that's without AD. That's without Luka. Talk about defense, never.

We third in defense the last 14 games, third in defense. Y'all keep talking about y'all need a big man. We got what we need. Y'all see Hayes? We finna turn Hayes into Capella. Y'all mean when Jay Harden had Capella down here in the right, that's what we finna turn Hayes into. He finna be another Clint Capella.

Watch. I ain't got to look at ya. I ain't got the Luca yet. I ain't got the Luca yet. What Austin Reed's doing? Getting off. Do you get off? Pistol P rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now. It's two white men with some big ankles. That's getting off. too white, please say it. She's got the Hoover rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now.

It's too white, niggas. On the lake, niggas. Getting out, you shitting me. All the people that said it wouldn't work. LeBron and LeBron and Luka, they ain't gonna fit together. N***a, Puzzles don't fit, people fit together, n***a. Yeah, I'm excited. Now don't y'all get on here talking about Joker. Joker can't beat no damn king. Give a damn about no choker.

You better take his rotten, his raw salmon, eating ass back to where he from. We got the face of the league over there. Look, I'll start breaking. You ain't playing, nigga. You're going to get a lifeboat. They got the best lifeboat surge on doctors in LA he gonna be just fine I'm gonna get him wrapped up bandage up real good and shit look a finger lose this way

I watched him I watched that fat sloth motherfucker run up and down that flow two times after that He was huffing and puffing hands on his head. He'll never you die You've been laying up in goddamn road. That's kept in the house. You when you went playing you ain't gonna do that shit You're gonna drink juice and it hot tamales in that late nigga. You gonna do one of the all Look, I'm loving what I'm seeing from these goddamn wildfire labels And I do goddamn wildfire labels. I'm not doing me wildfire. Braun out there playing like he's 32. Tell me I'm lying.

Braun got a pep in his step. I know LeBron J ain't love AD. Maybe he ain't have nothing to do with AD leaving. But you can't tell me it happened just like when your girl at the house and she leave that house and you look out the window and she gone and you run and drive that gasoline come here, that's the kind of happen that Bruno had when he found out he had Luca

she gone, hell yeah, getting off real quick know he love A.D. God damn don't y'all think Luca ain't feelin' make a change in L.A. they already done took him to the Playboy Mansion they done broke Luca in real good my homeboy walk past him and throw the game. Say he smell like Kush. I knew it. I knew Bron was going to rub off. I know y'all thought Bron was going to rub off on the strength and conditioning,

but Bron and Brinkey rubbing them off on that smooth. Do you own that smooth? That's why Bronnie cause he hit them motherfucking shots. He was high. You know, he got a, he got a, he got got a condition, we forgot, Bernie got a heart condition. He got a smoke, so don't judge him. But y'all asses in trouble. You know you done fucked up, don't you? Y'all just say it, you know you done fucked up, don't you?

You know you done fucked up, don't you? That's why Mark Cuban tried to call and knock, like, it's too late. A-kos? I want everybody to know you done fucked up, don't I? That's why my kid was trying to call and knock, knock. That's too late. Aikos? Could LeBron get his fifth ring? Could he? I'm just... Look, I couldn't even win with Kyrie.

How ain't he gonna win with Brant? Because Kyrie ain't doing, nigga. Oh, y'all forgot. Oh, Kyrie ain't growing n***a. Oh yeah, I forgot. Oh, Kyrie hit the shot. Well I hit majority of the motherf*****s. I don't care if you didn't hit one. I hit majority of them. Just like these hoes. I don't give a damn. You can't have me no more. I don't give a damn. I didn't have your wills.

Good enough for me good enough for me is what I'm saying I don't think y'all hearing me too stupid I don't think y'all understand what I'm trying to tell y'all right now about the leg I know that thunder got something I know the self has got something I know it but they ain't got no goddamn king and they ain't got no go The spacing on the floor is gonna be tremendous Because you ain't gonna double brawn and you damn so ain't figure lee luco in the way Ar15 shooting the ball right now. You ain't leaving him open. Then you got roe open

He gained confidence. You got gabriel. I'm from South Miami, vice. Bison over there. He ain't gaining confidence. If everybody on the team is gaining confidence, baby, you're in trouble. Now I want to play some defense. Now I got Bando. Y'all talking about shot? He great, but I'm gonna put Bando on it. Lift on lift. Pow. I want Lift I'm live Talking this shit today angle I know damn well I am Oh, you think the other coming with stats you better know it

I'm coming with everything not saying the Lakers gonna win. I'm not saying all that But if we go I can get to go I can get your veil McGee. He's somewhere in Australia right now eating fried roaches. Come here, you. Come here. Bring your ass back over here. We're going to give him all his shots because there ain't no telling what he going to contract it over there. You know what I'm saying? We don't know. We're going to give him all his shots because Trump don't play that shit. You're going over to these foreign countries and think you're coming back getting us sick.

You got another thing coming. If you're sick, you're going to stay your sick ass over there until you wail. And when you wail, you can come back, but you gonna get your shots, nigga. You gonna get your shots. I'm just telling you like it is right now, whether you're a Laker fan or not, you have to admit, the Lakers are looking real damn scary right now. Yeah, and it ain't even Halloween. It ain't even Halloween.

A lot of you niggas running out here going crazy behind y'all girls thinking about what you gonna give her. So for Valentine's Day, get that wholesome vehicle. Get that wholesome vehicle. Six months supply from Sam's Club, cuz she need it. Needin' to tighten that big fat swollen muggle. Look at my moose knuckle. There ain't no motherfuckin' moose knuckle. That's a big Siberian tiger.

Big motherfuckers. Open up and haaaah! What you gonna do with that? Nah. Can't do a moolah thing with that. Hmm. What's wrong with you? Shit, what's wrong with you? You talking about getting the fat out your stomach? Need to get the fat out your head! Yeah!

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That's Ticketmaster.com. And we'll see you at our 2025 IHeart Country Festival presented by Capital One. Hey y'all, so much time! How y'all doing though, man? I'm on one today, man. I got a lot going on, man. That little situation earlier, man. That little altercation that I had, man. Got some power here after that too. I burnt her head up, square business, nigga, head gasping, boom.

I blew her fucking head gasping, ugh. She called me too, I was feeling good, feeling pumped up, and I'm drinking them Russian right quick, and she got all excited, like, ooh, man, you getting me hot, so I turned my back to her real quick. You know what I'm rushing right quick and she got all excited like, ooh, baby, you getting me hot. So I turn my back to her real quick. You know what I'm saying? Put that, put that, put that in my mind real quick. Gotta jump it up and down.

Gotta let my blood stream real good. Honk the shit out of them. Mm-hmm. No call though. Come here. Come here. Totally gone down to get that plan B if you got to. I'm not pulling out.

Why? I will not do such a thing. Got a phone call earlier too. From Miami. Hey nephew, we thinking about having Easter at your house. You got that big old house? Got that big old backyard? We gonna have Easter at your house.

Yeah. Just doing no goddamn Easter egg hunt, a dozen of eggs taller than a per 30. Yeah. You go Easter egg hunt, you better do it at the church. But you not doing it at my house, I'll be damned if I waste money on them damn eggs. Shit. I'm gonna paint them damn eggs and all that. You know how much a dozen of assholes. Shit.

Go grocery shopping. And see how much a quarter of an ass call. And you think I'm going to do this for this shit. Ain't even going to lose your damn mind. Get off of my motherfucking phone, by the way. Why you ain't up to visit your retarded ass son that's in jail? Yeah, you ain't talk about that in church this Sunday. You talk about everybody else going to jail so kids going to jail

But we talk about yours going to jail though. Why is family jail stealing? Yeah, I heard him down at the face though stealing but why is it damn animals are skinny? And he's stealing feed Yeah, I heard about my folks already control me No, I'm pressing charges on your cousin? Good. Good, nigga. You need a witness. I'll be one.

Now, we ain't doing no motherfuckin' east-ass hunnid mouth. Hell no. Family knows they want to come over and look and see what I got. In this shit. And they tell me how God doesn't bless me. I know. But you want me to bless you? Never. You want God to bless you. Let it happen organic. I Won't be the one doing and I'm not getting in God's way

Mm-hmm. I'm not doing it this year. I'm not doing it You motherfuckers gonna have to start going fishing for your damn self I can't no longer provide the ride, the gas, the fishing pole, and the bait. Shit, I'm not doing neither. No damn hope. Y'all ain't there for me when I need you, child. What was y'all there two sunnys ago? Huh? When my baby mama boyfriend started putting those goddamn things on my head, gnashing shit on my face. Y'all wasn't running to help me then. Y'all were running to Facebook laughing and talking about me. Now you want to run to me because you need some damn baked potatoes and baked this? No. You a goddamn store. You a real store. I learned my lesson. I learned my lesson with black folks.

Damn they functions. I'm not going no damn more. Wonder why I'm here? I'm with white folks. I'm out here sack racing and shit, but I ain't hanging with y'all no motherfucking more. She don't know how to act. Sorry, y'all got off track, but there's some shit I'm going through in my life, man. Some shit I'm going through in my life. I. Some shit I'm going through in my life.

I know y'all seen that damn OnlyFans chick. She told on her best subscriber. The OnlyFans chick snitched on her own, but she exposed her on her best subscriber to a thang. Guess who it was? A pastor. Pastor up in the goddamn OnlyFans getting off. She gonna tell him, Pastor, this ain't right.

This ain't right. Pastor told her, technically, baby, you making money with the body God gave you, and I'm just keeping the blessings going. Do you hear me? That's a real nigger, and it makes sense. You are her making. Body God gave you.

Ain't nothing wrong with that because it come from God. It's heaven sent. And he sent that man to get that girl all kind of money. That's a blessing in itself right there. See, some of y'all are special kind of stupid telling on what you're eating. They all tell it on the mountain. Look an ass nigger. See, you always crying to God women about having a good man.

You always crying to God about you need help with them kids. You always cryin' to God about why your vagina ain't good as the other women. But when God seein' you certain things in your life, you don't know it. It ain't good enough for you. Huh? I know you say, I gotta ask for a man, but I ain't ask for this one. You ask for a man. You ain't ask whether he was tall, big, or small. You ask for a man. You don't want him.

But then you go out here and get my goddamn cousin ass stuggered. Bitch can't read, write, can't fix a car, can't do a motherfucking thing, but put that strap on her. That's the only things she can do cool But you want to put me out there for my goddamn retarded ass to the cousin. I don't understand it. I Don't understand it. I could get away or put in hand on I would I don't believe it DV I don't do that. I don't believe in it. But your monster cousin got my girl. I know I'm saying well, she was my girl. I just thought we were because I hit one time, but it's all good.

I ain't trippin. So y'all want to know why I ain't come to the reunion? That's why. Punk motherfucker. Going through it right now. And, and, and, and you know, I'm reverting back to my Lakers. The Lakers gotta have eagle blood in them because they kicking ass. The eagle, the Lakers got some kind of eagle blood in them because they kicking ass.

I'm just keeping them 100. Now I have to piggyback off that. My Kansas City Chief fans. I know why Pat Mahone look like he playing on lower towels. Y'all look at this shit right here. Y'all check this shit out. Y'all see that? Do y'all see that?

That woman doing witchcraft at the motherfucking game. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City.

That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all in Kansas City. That's why y'all see that? Do y'all see that? That woman doing witchcraft at the motherfucking game. That's why y'all can't see it. What the fuck? She's a dog. Patrick. Now, it was a little too goddamn dog to be Patrick, but we know who it was, though. I think there was a daddy face on that motherfucker, because the damn soul wasn't Patrick. Do you hear me?

That shit. That's damn show wasn't Patrick. Do you hear me? That shit. That's how y'all lost. That woman put that fool on your ass. Know what I mean? Patrick Homes on the sideline, chewing up his goddamn mild piece, girl. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Mild piece.

All y'all were talking. He wasn't doing nothing then. You know I ain't lying. He wasn't doing none of that shit on the sideline Travis Kelsey didn't know who he was he think he Ozzy Osbourne now Travis Kelsey played like Ozzy Osbourne all of a sudden Travis Kelsey get that old he didn't that woman put that shit on the board man I'm telling you Super Bowl KB in New Orleans. No damn mo

Goddamn reals didn't know if they were coming to go you know damn well the riffs go all the way side with the cheese They didn't this look at the scope and it wasn't even that damn close. They got them dog. So it again y'all I'm not bullshit. Thank you, boss. How y'all feel about that though? Cuz y'all took ass whooping dog. That wasn't no regular ass whooping like Teens don't get their ass beating on the beat like that in no Super Bowl, bro. And I am not conspiracy theorist because I always believe the Eagles won't get fair and

square but you picked the last game of the year to look your worst? You had two weeks off to be prepared? It don't seem right. And I know the defense of the Eagles is monstrous. Come on now Come on now, man. I Some someone right now Then you get that goddamn woman out of him now you can do that shit with that dog then you can do that shit with Trump That's all I'm saying. Make a goddamn Trump dog.

Y'all are telling open up the motherfucking floodgates. They border down in Mexico, tell me, oh nigga, let this shit come through. Let it come through here. Let it come through. Price is sky-high right now and my people down here. They can't take it Hope it up one more time truffle by two weeks That dumb motherfucking let them come in let them come in and white people voice by the hundreds by the thousands The city must better when you flood it. That's all I'm saying. I know flood ain't a good thing, but it is in certain things.

God, this tricks. Got to flood it sometime, baby. That's all I'm saying. Y'all talk to me, man. Y'all quiet. Valentine's Day coming up, man. What y'all getting y'all girls, man? You know what I'm saying?

Diamonds, y'all getting them some roses. You don't even check it, bro. What y'all getting this hoe? This half for a woman. What y'all getting her? Has she been good? Has she deserved to get anything? That's the thing.

Everybody want to be lovable of you. But are you lovable? Are you lovable? Ladies, are you doing the thing we was doing in the beginning? Are you lovable? Ladies, are you doing the thing we was doing in the beginning? Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable?

Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable? Ladies, are you lovable? Are you lovable? Ladies, are you doing the thing we was doing in the beginning? Are you doing the things for your man that you was doing in the beginning? Fellas, you know how it was when you first started talking to your girl?

You want to talk to her every day. You couldn't wait to call her. You couldn't wait to text. You couldn't wait to be around her. Everything, you ain't hanging out with your homeboy no more. You going't wait to call her. You couldn't wait to text. You couldn't wait to be around her. Everything, you ain't hanging out with your homeboy no more. You going to see your, let's get you a butterfly.

Man, man, bro, she do something to me, but I don't know what it is. Ooh, she make the hurl raise up on my neck. You been with her about five years now. You don't get the same feeling no more, do you? She ain't the same size no motherfucking more. She about bigger than you now, ain't she? Yeah, she ain't giving you butterflies no motherfucking more. She bought bigger than you nice Yeah, you ain't she ain't giving you butterflies no more. She give you my grains and headaches and goddamn heartburn. I ain't shit I know damn well she is she really a goddamn middle place and on the cool

You'll never be one other people women y'all just don't know ahead these whole be no piece These holes need to be on the side war with, cause they throw bits when they gon get what they want. So if any nigga think they want some of mine, call and get em. You'll bring this big spore motherfucker back. That's all I'm sayin'. Telling you the truth. I was outlying to you, but I'm not. It ain't the same place. He ain't the same no motherfuckin' more. Yeah, you remember him from high school. All state.

Went to college. Yeah, D1. And everything falls down. Now that sorry motherfucker don't wanna go to work now. Yeah, nigga, them football days, basketball days, over, John. You don't have to get you, you don't have to get you,

don't damn see the hell, and don't go, what? But he keep holding on, I blew my knee out. If I wouldn't have never blew my knee out, that's why I'm smoking now, cause I blew my knee out. Yeah, that's why I'm drinking now, cause I blew my knee out. Nigga, why I'm drinking now cuz I blew my knee

I'm gonna shake that shit off and go you got people on this show right now lost a mama lost a daddy Don't know neither one of them, but they are her making it happen. We got to stop making motherfucking excuses. I Didn't do this I didn't do that nigga get up off your ass and go make some of yourself brother I didn't do this. I didn't do that. Nigga, get up off your ass and go make some of yourself, brother. You ain't got to make it in sports, nigga. Be a doctor, lawyer, fireman, a police, whatever you want to be. But stop making excuses, man. That's something we ain't doing in 2025, black people.

We ain't making no motherfucking excuses and we ain't taking no shit in them. Don't motherfuckers get out of line. We will discipline. We will discipline them. Not with guns though. We ain't doing guns with motherfucking hands. We ain't doing guns. That's what they want to do. Grab them weapons. Then they can act on us. Won't happen. Cause I want to be here tomorrow. You should too. We're going to learn how to fight. We're going to learn how to fight. We're going to learn how to fight.

We're going to learn how to motherfucking love. But we're going to stop hating one another. We're going to stop hating because my brother got diamonds in his teeth. We're going to stop hating because my brother got a new car. My brother got a new house. My brother got everything going for him.

And I ain't really got too much going, but that don't mean I'm going to hate though. We're going to get this shit out of our bloodstream. We gonna start being there for one another. Your kids need you to come to their goddamn school. Your kids need you to come to their event. Your kids need you to come to the football and basketball game. Take them to cheerleading practice.

Damn it, we gonna come to hell. That's what we gonna do. That's what we gonna do. That's the only way we gonna make a change. We can't make a change with doing this. We can't make a change with doing this. We can't make a change with doing this. You can't make a change when all you think, all you can put that meat on and she gonna be good.

Yeah, for two or three days, then that whole right back nagging. Can't fix that, your meat can't fix everything, my nigga. Yeah, you gotta learn how to grow up and mature. You gotta fix you. You gotta fix your mentality. Yeah, you gotta fix your way of thinking, your way of life, your way of being.

You gotta stop looking at life sometimes in a negative view. You gotta look at it from the positivity side of things. Yeah, I stopped looking. I'm gonna tell y'all something. I stopped looking for the good in the people. I started looking for the truth. Anybody can be a good person, but it's the motherfuckers gonna be truthful to you.

That's all I'm saying. That's what we gonna start doing. We gonna build ourself up. We gonna build everybody around us, baby. We gonna build our communities, baby. We gonna build our jungle. Hell, that's what we doing. We protect what we love, baby.

That's what we doing. Children gotta be safe again. Women gotta be safe again. We ain't doing no robbing and killing. We ain't doing no raping. We ain't doing no robbing and killing. We ain't doing no raping We ain't doing none of that. We're getting businesses baby. Yeah, we're getting businesses downtown now. We got life insurance We got burial insurance our dogs got goddamn insurance now your ass and tiggas got insurance now your teeth got insurance We ain't just barely upgrading we we upgrading the whole motherfucking thing.

I went from regular TV to satellite to fire stick. It's the upgrade for me. Oh, it's the upgrade for me. That's what we doing. What y'all doing? Are you here or you living life? Which one? Cause when God calls that curtain, it's hopeful.

Ain't nothing I can say, your family, your mom or daddy can say, to bring you back. So if you know somebody now that you proud of and you want to give them their flowers, you better do it while they can smell it. Cause they can't do nothing with it when they dead. I hate when people say, I wish I could tell my brother I love him. You better do it while I can smell it. Because they can't do nothing with it when they dead. I hate when people say, I wish I could tell my brother I love him.

You better do it now. You better do it now. See, I always tell people this. You can't be on there saying, I hate that nigga. I don't like that nigga. But say, I love God. I will say, how can you say you love me for when you never seen, but your brother you

seen and be around every day. Oh, we can go to church. We can go to church. That's how we all wanna play it, baby. I'm in one of them zones right now, baby. I'm in one of them zones. I'm feeling good. I'm on some of the best weed in the country.

This ain't your ass. And if you're smoking like I'm smoking, then you feeling like I'm feeling. And then everything is good. It's all love, man. I used to let this little shit get to me. I no longer let it get to me. I'm like the lion now.

The jackal ain't no home. That jackal ain't no threat. He wanna eat too. You know what I'm saying? He wanna eat too, but stay a distance. That's how I look at the haggle shit. Jackals. You jackals.

You can't do nothing to me, baby. I'm a father. Yeah, I let my mind hang sometimes. Yeah, that's how you men gotta feel your life, baby. Do I hear doing your thing? People hating family member, friends, they hating on you. They just jackals, baby. A jackal can't hold my tongue.

A lion, baby. You're aroo. Come on. That's what you do when you're in the bedroom with your old lady after you get through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHWT. My man's so mad that he aint shit, bitch. I got shit in my drawer. I just made sure you didn't see him.

That's why I kept the lights off. I'm thuggin', man. Type shit. Thuggin'. You just took meat from my nigga guy got shit in his drawer, hoe. What is you talkin' about, fool? You think you got a killer? You got a shit-ass boogie killer, yeah?

Yeah, that nigga you ain't love when he got shit in your drawers too. Yeah, yeah, we gonna talk about it. I've been trapping, nigga, you've been musty. You've been musty, and that tells me how woman you dealing with too. Y'all better pay attention to what's going on these days with these women yeah my girl be working out she was going planet fitness man she be going to LA fitness man wearing them tight she ain't

doing them trying to show off that old rag-lad monkey yeah she didn't compliments don't think she ain't they compliment no whether that motherfucker size or sweet they compliment complimentin' her. Yeah, Pocon Pie look good in the motherfucker from 40 feet away. That's all I'm sayin'. Pocon Pie look good 40 feet away until you get a bone in. And it don't look as appealing as it did for my folks. Now tell me I'm lying.

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at our 2025 I Heart Country Festival presented by Capital One. I'm feeling good, Luca in L.A., white people back baking cherry pies, apple pies, oh it's going. In the white folks house right now, white people, don't mind if I fuck it up boy, she's like us, we eat spaghetti. Yeah, white people eat pasta. We eat cornbread. They eat garlic toast.

You know what I'm just saying? It's all the same, just different shit. That's all. You think black people don't people pray before they eat? White people do too. Their heavenly father, that's niggas. White people our father, that's dying in heaven. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Thank you for the cheese. We thank you for the mac and cheese. We thank you for my beautiful wife and her nieces that prepared this dinner for us, not white folks.

Thy father that's thy in heaven, hallow be thy name. We pray for health and great wealth and for Jungie from graduating from Harvard. Amen. And white people go to work. They eat their little old food, little old peas and carrots. White people gonna have them vegetables. Peas and carrots. The chicken they got, that motherfucker ain't got no juice in it.

Dry dinner, motherfucker. What the motherfucker live this t 99 years old us nigga we got pork chops chicken, spareribs chitlins and we live to see 50 cents that's why it's in the food nigga that's why I'm going

plant based that's why I smoke this come here putting you on game y'all got to tune in and listen to a dub telling y'all, y'all think I just be up for a talk. I'm just telling y'all the truth. What going on in the world, baby. Why we more diabetics?

Why we catching cows? Catching so much shit because of the things that we eat. Remember that, you are what you eat. For real talk. But if you're watching this show, then you know it's being presented by PrizePix. That's right. Right there in the right hand corner. Go and download PrizePix. Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's, baby.

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It don't cost you a motherfucking thing. Huh? It don't cost nothing to do that for your boy. Let's do it. This ain't an aqua child or a rock with ya child. Y'all see me, I shake hands. I'm taking a live at very last person now. It cost you nothing to support you boy. Get the like button, hit the subscribe button, get in the comments.

Let the people know this the show where you want to get your laughing, giggling, you want to know what's going on in the game. Right here. Right, mama. Okay, here you wanna know what's going on in the game. Right here. Right, mama? Look at him. Bubba Dubz Show. Leave that. What we doing, man?

Part of the show, where we do a Hell Nog segment, man. You know what I'm saying? This part of the show, where we do a Hell Nog segment, people could put questions in and ask me something, and I let them know, is it Hell N hell or not. I'm gonna slow it down a little bit now. I ain't got no more time on my hand. It's raining. I'm gonna slow the show down, make it a little bit longer. Y'all be saying you be getting done too early. I hear y'all. I tried to make corrections to that. Y'all was on my ass for a minute. Man, what you at?

You late, you late. So I'm getting my crew together, we getting better on being on time. Like a day I was off by one minute, but I was having to make sure my shit wasn't lagging. So I apologize for that. But it's part of the show, what we do with Hell Nox, and somebody asked me, Bubba Dub,

if you could do it all over again, would you resend the Luca Dungeon Stray with a D. He'll know we got the man that we need look Now give me one when he get healthy When he get healthy the dim the Dallas Mavericks will be okay. I will say that I'm not gonna sit up and lie I love a 80 a new But to get a generation of talent like Luka at 25, shit! That's why Mark Creban was on that goddamn phone with Nico trying to figure out what's going on. This can't happen.

That's why, because Mark, no! Let me tell y'all something, man. Luka was white Jesus to them niggas in Dallas. I'm not bullshit. Them niggas up there is hot. Every Luca fan was hot that they Dallas trap. They were protesting. They was protesting up there at the Dallas, at the American Airlines. They were protesting. Hey, a dirt was even out there in LA. He can't believe it. But you know who can? Me. Gonna put that chubby motherfucker to work. Gonna work. That 14 game, y'all be 12 and 2. When we done it with our AD and we done it with our Luka. When him and Braun get together, yo, Ayo, come here.

Hays starting to come together. Gotta work on your hands, though. Hays, it's all gonna come together, man. They go out and get McGee or go out and just get a big man that's available right now, man. J-O a little bit, get some chemistry going. Lakers gonna be tough to beat in them playoffs, bro. And I gotta be a realist, y'all. You got the Celt tough to beat and them playoffs bro and I got and I gotta be a realist joker you got the Celtics you

got them and then you got the you got the Thunder and you got the Denver Nuggets. Who else? Who else? We already 4th seed right now. I've been in the third spot by tomorrow. We 4th seed right now. We been in the third spot by tomorrow. Y'all ain't gonna see these Lakers when they get here. They put spot by tomorrow. Y'all ain't gonna wanna see these Lakers when they get here. They put it all together. Y'all ain't gonna wanna see this shit. I'm telling you, there's something brewing in LA. And it ain't them goddamn wildfires.

There's something brewing in LA. I'm letting you know that now. Did you say what you want? Ah, man. It's unborn. Look like a beast, this shit. So I'm Bradley rolling Look like a beast. Shit. So I'm Bradley rolling over to the grave. Somebody rolling over to the damn grave.

They tied third. All I know, Rockets, I'm gonna get the Rockets. They're crazy. Rockets, I like the Rockets. I can't knock them young boys or what you doko doing. They good. But they ain't got them two motherfuckers in LA. They got Brown and Loco. Are you? Yeah, I don't understand what's going on. You two motherfuckers, L.A. got, they got brawn and hookah. Are you?

Y'all don't understand what's going on, the dynamic of what's about to happen. L.A. finna be rockin' and rollin', y'all. Y'all watch, NBA know exactly what they doin'. NBA know exactly what they doin', and I'm ridin' wood. Ridin' wood, I'm on this one, man. I just, I just, something about this, man, I just feel it in my bones, man. Something can be special in L.A. this this year because nobody really expected Lakers to do anything

All the former players are talking about there. No deep in where there's no need for defense if I'm outscoring your ass That's all I'm saying ain't no need for defense if I'm outscoring you name of the damage go more points than you Goddamn it I'm scoring you, name of the dammit, score more points than you. God dammit, I'm scoring. I'm scoring. You can't stop me from scoring, that means I'm going in. And long as that chubby motherfucker go right down on that block by that key, and continue to hit that one-legged goddamn fade away, or continue to draw extra to fill the end and he kicking the guy or He throwing an alley-hoo, run coming down

and look at that moth that ass your ass is in trouble you can say what you want something wrong with Luca man I'm telling y'all man Dallas ain't saying everything ain't nothing wrong with that mothafucka only thing wrong with Luca he was overweight he was y'all man Dallas ain't saying everything ain't nothing wrong with that motherfucker Only thing wrong with Luca he was overweight. He was drinking Michelose every goddamn night. It wasn't nothing for yeast

We gonna get that yeast out of you up there in LA We gonna get the yeast out of you in LA. I guarantee you that Ain't nothing wrong with it Ain't nothing wrong with it. Up there in GGs every now and then fucking with them hoes, got local shit, that's all. Yeah, shit, he good. LA strip club ain't like Dallas strip club. No, no, no, that was getting naked. I'm talking about my butt naked. Little ho in LA gonna do nothing but show they TT, that's it. Well, we took him to the Playboy Mansion, I can see everything.

Open up his eye, open up his eyes. Yeah, they done seen them old pink thang. You ain't never seen them like that. Ooh, yeah, they fluffy too. Mm-mm, Roger the Rabbit, can you give him his cataract? Yeah, the more Roger the Rabbit white girl love cataracts, boy, I'm telling you the truth. And I give it to. Okay, see what he do.

Yeah, I like the thunder thumb is gonna be good though Yeah, I'm gonna kiss me on the we the warrants to or to as well I forget to check me out on the we the warrants to a man I'll be in South Haven February 28 all my people out there grab them tickets I'm like the second like the second act so make sure you go and grab them tickets get there earlier So you can see me go on stage and do what I do Just past weekend. I was in Baton Rouge as a silly rabbit man. That was crazy So I got took a people down there in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Y'all showed me so much love man I appreciate everybody that popped up pull up on us man. So lot shows. I love it. Um, I

Got a lot going man. You can go right there on my website bubble dub ent.com. You can see what I got going I got merch. Um, that's gonna be Search is ready. If y'all ain't already seen the search is ready We just trying to get them on the website and get them going but I do got shirts on me Uh, so if you own tour you come out to the shows we don't want to I have a search on me You can purchase a shirt from me But we rocking and rolling on this side. Hopefully everybody out there is having good health right now. Hope you in good spirits. Anybody watching the show, you down and out,

be praying for you. Don't never give up. Don't never give up. Don't let nobody knock your dreams. Let's put our kids through school or whatever we could do. But I'm trying to start a foundation, man, start putting kids through school. That's what I'm on right now, y'all. That's my goal, that's my focus, is to start putting kids through school, man, and changing folks' lives. That's what this all about.

So if you're watching this show today, I appreciate you for tuning in and watching us over here on the Boobadoop show. We a growing show. The numbers are improving. But let's keep it going though. Let's get this show out there even more than what it is right now. Shout out to Marsha and Lynch for popping up on us this weekend. And then Super Bowl. Shout out to Dave and Busters. Shout out to my whole team to help. Shout out to everybody to pull up to Dave and Busters.

Watch party with us. I appreciate y'all from the bottom of my heart. Shout out to Dave and Busters. Shout out to my whole team that helped. Shout out to everybody that pulled up to Dave and Busters. Watch party with us. I appreciate y'all from the bottom of my heart. I'll be out there in the Bay Area this weekend. NBA All-Star, I'll be there. And we just moving, man. We just working, we ain't staying still. We ain't worried about what other people doing.

We focus on us. And that's what we gotta, you gotta, if you're watching this show, you gotta do that to your life. Focus on you and what you can do and what you can be good at and what you can contribute at. And worry about why such and such getting blessed right now.

If you keep doing the right thing, you're going to get blessed too. Yeah, you standing in line long enough, you're going to get to the unwinded home. I promise you that. I promise you that. Thank y'all for watching, man. Peace and love, I'm out.

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