Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub's Live reaction to the AFC North Battles: Browns vs Ravens & Bengals vs Steelers !!

Episode Date: January 5, 2025

Bubba Dub reacts to NFL’s Saturday slate starting with Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals defeating Russell Wilson and the Pittsburgh Steelers. George Pickens where you at!? You’re a WR...1 with only one catch? TRASHH!!Then, Dub recaps the Baltimore Ravens beating the Cleveland Browns 35-10, states his case for Lamar Jackson to win his 3rd MVP award, and explains how the Baltimore Ravens could win the Super Bowl!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple'm on straight up bullshit. Cause that's what I just watched. That's what I just witnessed tonight.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Bullshit. So I even get started though. Y'all know what I want y'all to do man. Warming up in this moment. Somebody tell George Pickens to come in. Somebody tell George Pickens to come in for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Tell him to come in right quick. I want to talk to him. Just got through watching the Cincinnati Chili Bowl, Bengals beat the Steelers, 19 to 17,
Starting point is 00:01:25 and them will be hungry. This game wasn't worth a damn. Do you, if this game wasn't worth a damn, I'll tell you why, and it's just my IMO, my opinions. Let me tell you why. Pittsburgh did not wanna win this motherfucking game. You got a number one receiver in George Pickens. I want that mother investigate it.
Starting point is 00:01:46 The same way they be, hey I seen that so American Greed when the FFA come in and and then they investigate fraud. Well this motherfucker ain't nothing but a fraud player. He forging. Number one receiver. You got one motherfucking catch and 60 minutes of ball came You got football player that's done died on that motherfucking field Yeah Peewee League Yeah, yeah Peewee League, junior high, varsity, college, NFL, and this motherfucker can't catch the ball. It ain't that motherfucking cold I'm telling you, when you can't catch the ball.
Starting point is 00:02:35 You were complaining last year by having Genie Pickett. They bring in goddamn Russell, Seattle, Wilson to change all that, and you're still dropping motherfucking passes. He ain't that motherfucking good to keep. Let him go. Let him go. Either he dropping the ball or he messing with the other team. Either way, he ain't worth it. I know some of y'all saying,
Starting point is 00:03:07 shit dude, I wouldn't want to win the game. Bullshit, you want to win every motherfucking game you can win. Playouts right here, you're gonna throw in the motherfucking role. Mike, I don't know what you looking at, but. God damn it, you need somebody need somebody Michael Phelps but Russell Wilson ain't getting the job done. 148 yard passing say it with me arm bubble dub gang trash you need to put these motherfuckers on your eye Mike pump I know it's cold up there but you need to be able to see and
Starting point is 00:03:46 Russell C. Aaron Wilson is no longer doing the job. Giggie McAlellar! I ain't getting Justin Fields. I'll change this shit up if I'm Mike Tumlin. I'm Mike Tumlin, I get the gell of my offensive coordinator, I come out that first playoff game playing Justin Fields. They ain't been prepared for him. It could throw everybody out. They wouldn't know how to stop. Because Russell Wilson ain't doing nothing but sitting in that motherfucking pocket sitting in that pocket. I don't know what he looking on looking at. I don't know who he waiting for but them motherfucking receivers, they ain't there.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Taking them motherfucking sacks. It's six, it's second and six. Next thing you know, it's third and 19. God, this motherfucker don't know how to throw a ball away. Beginning to leave, 17 years. But still don't know how to throw the ball away and move on to the next play. That's what we witness here tonight, y'all. Oh, they gonna run the ball.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Shit. Nigel Harry run like he got goddamn concrete, concrete boots on concrete while wasting his damn shoes. Tell me I'm lying, I'm stealing nation right now. I'm not feeling good. I'm not feeling good about my squad. I'm not. And I'm happy, you know, Mike Tomlin
Starting point is 00:05:02 ain't never had a losing year. Good for him. But this ain't what this about. This is about winning the motherfucking Super Bowl. Dude, you already got one, Tumblitt. I know you want some more. This is about winning the Super Bowl. This team ain't gonna do it, y'all. So I'm gonna tell you, ain't no turning it on and turning it off. Either you got it or you don't. And right now, the damn Steelers ain't got it.
Starting point is 00:05:25 They ain't fucking got it My work on here college of year my work come on We'll go with the cowboy and watch this shit I'd rather watch the hour make tick-tock video and rock Russell Wilson sorry ass talk about I don't know what that was night y'all. I don't know what that was tonight y'all. I don't know what that was tonight. I ain't gonna take out my frustration out on the Steelers. I want to give props to the Cincinnati Bengals and what Joe Burrow has been able to do this
Starting point is 00:05:56 year. Him and Jamar Chase with no motherfucking defense. That's why I understand Cincinnati defense ain't stop nobody. I'll motherfucking you but when they come to the stealers they can stop them it don't make no motherfucking system me damn bingo defense surprise they got them take a K and stop them bro throwing that motherfucking ball out
Starting point is 00:06:31 Jamar Chase leading in receptions, leading in touchdowns, leading in arm. He's leading in three categories. I think it's receptions, yards, and touchdowns. Triple crowns, what they call it. Jamar Chase, congratulations. Then you got Higgins over here. He balled in two. See, one thing about Joe Foxborough, he makes sure everybody get the motherfuckin' ball. He makes sure everybody get the ball.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Remind me of Caitlyn Jenner. That's who he remind me of, Caitlyn Jenner. Caitlyn Jenner is a team player. He's all about the players. Didn't they ball? I'm not bullshittin' you. I ain't on no jokes, I'm being real. I'm being real. Now back in 1990, you good motherfucking white people had all that money, you were running down up to LA, getting them goddamn plastic surgeries, now that shit coming out your face. Face smell like, your face right now smell like straight up swamp shit. What y'all, get them broken cocks, get them niggas and shit in your face when you're young
Starting point is 00:07:32 and when you get older, god damn it, you look like a god damn monster. Time to be slick. Oh, I'm gonna stay young and you look young forever. See, soon as you white people get get 49 your face start cracking up. These are your goddamn faces ain't they? That what happened to Michael Jackson? Yeah hello Michael that what happened to him? Those goddamn plaster surgeries turned him to a straight goddamn monster. He really started looking like that damn character he played in thriller. That's who he really started looking like. Started
Starting point is 00:08:04 acting like him too. The same way he was. Same way he was stepping into them goddamn bedrooms to them boys and shit. Y'all know that ain't bullshit. I ain't saying Mike touched them boys. I'm just saying god damn it that's how he would come into the bedroom with them. I don't believe half them stories though. I don't. Mike dead and gone. I ain't gonna put no shit on his name. I'm just saying I don't believe he Tuts the hall them boys ain't never touched nobody. I'm sorry. I believe we touched the hall of that's all I'm saying That's how you coming into them goddamn bedroom Micah have anybody he went He had had Elvis Presley dog, don't you know got them white folks didn't like that
Starting point is 00:08:42 You got them white folks didn't like that? You got them white folks, they might have an advert for you. Lisa Marie? She was bustin' it up. He was bustin' it up. Y'all keep thinkin' Mike wasn't hittin' up? She. She. I just wanna love you. PYT pretty young thang!
Starting point is 00:09:06 You need some lovin'! PYT! See it! It's Michael Jackson! That's Joe Jackson, baby! Tito, you get your ass out this goddamn sound room! This mic's so new! This mic's so new!
Starting point is 00:09:17 Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! Mic show! This Mike's show n***a.
Starting point is 00:09:25 He's Mike's show. Mike dying, y'all want to tell me Michael Jackson broke? Stop! What kind of m***a got his own doctor that's broken? Mike had every goddamn drug known to man in the room. But he broke? Shit! Well if he was broke then goddamn it his credit was good. Because goddamn old boy was giving it to him. See I'm a different kind of broke. When I'm broke I can't get no fronts, I can't get no 3.5 if I ain't got no goddamn money.
Starting point is 00:09:59 I ain't different. Mike owns Sony catalog, owns the Beagles catalog, but y'all want to convince us that the man was broke. I told y'all this year, I'm gonna put you on game. These motherfuckers will push shit in your face and tell you what you seen. You didn't really see. Stop it. You don't need to tell me I see my baby mama in the parking lot. Give me a head. I didn't see that shit. I'm a loose thing. I didn't see my baby mama down on her knees giving head And the parking lot this dude called giving here the whole goddamn car was shaking I
Starting point is 00:10:36 Am beating on the door like goddamn force don't move Jimmy Get up. That's what I mean Genie! Get out! That's what I was meanin'! People got the cameras out and laughing and shit. I didn't find that shit funny. Y'all help me get this hoe off this nigga meat. But y'all want to convince me? Us to work? Michael Jackson was broke. I don't believe who one motherfuckin' did.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I don't believe. I'm gonna let y'all do it tonight he might have been a dopey okay so was Elvis y'all don't want to talk about every zone them goddamn pill popping pills that's that's the truth every dollar popping pills overdose it happened to a hog some of us it's okay he was a junkie it's okay he was a junkie. It's okay. He was a junkie. I ain't gonna take away from his talent. Elvis was one of the greatest motherfuckers ever to do it. They didn't even ever write nothing.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Stole everybody their music. But goddamn it, you ain't nothing but a hound dog. I be lying to you if I tell you I ain't like Elvis. I liked. Motherfucker had style, had charisma. And he could act. I know how to separate the two. Some of you don't.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Some of you niggas don't know how to separate from a good woman from a hoe. Because you've been with hoes your whole life. So when you get a good woman, you're going to know how to treat that goddamn woman. 2025, we ain't doing no more of that baby hair no more hoe. You ain't never had baby hair. But I would say you're 49 with baby hair. Get that shit off your goddamn head, Gladys. You're going to get your ass in
Starting point is 00:12:05 there somewhere and start cooking some black eyed peas it's a mother shit coming here with take a top casserole your grandma rolling over no motherfucking brain what's take a top casserole that's that new shit we like our fried chicken golden we don't eat chicken with our flour. You white folks don't chain the dang cooking chicken with our flour. You got to want to air fry this shit. You motherfuckers air frying your brain too? That's what you're doing?
Starting point is 00:12:36 That's what you're doing? That's why you can't think. Air frying, microwave, motherfucker. I'm on the stove with this shit. Y'all want that quick fix. Y'all want that quick high. Air fryer, microwave, motherfucker, I'm on the stove with this shit. Y'all want that quick fix, y'all want that quick high. That's how you die. Y'all better stop bullshitting, I told you, 2025 is New Year, for the change up.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I'm already in the goddamn Planet Fitness every day. Me and so many other people in Planet Fitness, they are now working hard, sweating like a motherfucker, trying to lose that weight, I'm enough for sure. I ain't really trying to lose no motherfucking weight. I'm killing time. I'm trying to get away from my girl. She getting on my goddamn nerve.
Starting point is 00:13:12 I'd rather go to the gym and look at them hoes. I'm just being honest today. Twenty-five is all about being honest. Twenty-four is when you are getting exposed. Twenty-five is about being honest. I'm enough looking at them hoes. God damn it, I'm looking too. I'm in there looking at them hoes. God damn it, I'm looking too. I ain't wearing no glasses, none of that.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I want them to know I'm looking at them too. Excuse me, excuse you, stop wearing it. God damn it, you wouldn't wear it, I wouldn't watch it. But since you ain't wearing nothing, I'm gonna look at that throw. But wise girl. I'm gonna look at that throw but Why Up in the goddamn gym and think I'm good for the look you did in your eyes all day you motherfucking I'm gonna look down there too, and I'm gonna look
Starting point is 00:14:01 Me no disrespect I am a man I am a man and I am a man I Am a me and I'm gonna look I'm gonna get out of track y'all. I apologize another game. We watched today We watched the Baltimore Ravens run through the goddamn Cleveland doll crown doll pound brown Let me be honest with y'all the Cleveland Brown owners. Y'all need to give them fans. They motherfucking money back Cleveland Brown owners y'all need to give them fans they motherfucking money back I'm serious that don't make no motherfucking sense. I'm sorry y'all y'all ain't done shit since Jim Jones was a young man. You know how many teams y'all done had? I mean the quarterbacks y'all done went through and y'all ain't been good since Jim Brown. Jim the Cleveland Brown was so goddamn sorry y'all. Jim Brown quit and went to act.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I ain't bullshitting, start marching. Jim Brown was marching with Martin. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created the Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this BIM stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Amanda Moll, who writes our Business Week Buying Power column. Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections. Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders. It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, she the only wife. Martin Luther King will give me some culture. Do you hear me? Martin Luther King will give some culture. And god damn it, I'm not mad at him.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Marry that man for give some culture, J. Edgar Hoover. Trash, you a getting booed? I don't want to talk about that, J.. Hoover and his boyfriend, but I wanna talk about Morton. Y'all wanna paint a picture on Morton, with Morton, with Morton, cheating on Coretta Scott. And he called home, got them Coretta complaining, you on the road, Morton, you been on the road two or three goddamn weeks. Goddamnit, I got the hunks on then.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Never seen a world that we live in, America live in, get mad at a man for getting some pussy. Y'all got mad at Tiger for getting some pussy. Y'all shame Tiger Woods for getting some pussy. N***a can't win no more. That's the world we live in, y'all. Y'all so-called Christians. Y'all wanna complain that another man gets pussy. Christians. Y'all wanna complain that another man gets us? Hmph! Make me dead in my eyes, America.
Starting point is 00:17:08 That's what we doing, y'all. This the land of the free. If I wanna go out there and get me some ass, y'all damn it, I can go out there and get some ass. There ain't none of y'all motherfucking business. Show what Malcolm smoked, show what Martin Luther King smoked new toys. I wouldn't surprise me if he smoked weed. It's the world we live in right here today.
Starting point is 00:17:29 It's straight up bullshit, Cleveland Browns, y'all need to sell that motherfucking organization to the bone thugs of harmony. That's the only goddamn people that can save the Cleveland Browns is bone thugs and harmony. What was easy was still alive right now. I know he'll put his beat in for it. Marl Jackson, gonna beat an MVP three years in a row.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Will he beat three years in a row he won? I know he won it last year. I don't think he gonna won two, so I think he might beat three he gonna win. He gonna win, he ain't nobody got the stats the more guy But what I'm storing the seat from the Baltimore Ravens like I told y'all a couple weeks ago They are running the ball now Derry Henry had over 100 yard rushing they start out that good but they second half when you keep feeding the goddamn baby
Starting point is 00:18:17 What I tell you if you continue to feed a baby, he will grow That's how if you continue to feed a baby, he will grow That's what they did today. Just to clean the brown first half they couldn't really get that much on the ground with dairy human. But they kept feeding. They kept feeding. Goddamn he started growing. Now when he started running down that motherfucking field and started getting to the second level you see that stiff one. It's this bag. As a defender I walk off the goddamn field and start getting to the second level. And you see that stiff arm, get back. As a defender, I walk off the goddamn field and somebody stiff on me, get back. And if I'm a defense coordinator, and they come on the sideline,
Starting point is 00:18:54 I bring that tab back over and look at you, look at you, look at you getting stiffed on. You got one more motherfucking time to get stiffed on like that on television. Your ass gonna be over here with me properly For the ball tomorrow ravers I think this to your I don't think next year I'm telling you now This is a year. Yes, y'all can win the Super Bowl But you gotta stick to that formula is that we gonna run the ball around y'all motherfucking dope this to you to do it If once y'all get a lead, I mean the defense and defense ends over there can put that Ears to the back and get out to the quarterback, but the Ravens you gonna have to get a lead against the Chiefs
Starting point is 00:19:39 You're gonna have to get a lead against the Bills doing I'm just being real with you You're gonna have to do those things if y'all do those things Y'all got a chance to go on down the Super Bowl down in New Orleans and winning. I'm just calling it like I see it. Real talk. Now I don't know what y'all seeing, but that's what I see from the Baltimore Raven. Yes, the team they have now, they can win the Super Bowl. And it's out of the Ravens, Chiefs, and Beatles. And I know y'all keep throwing up Josh Allen for MVP. Stop it. I'd rather get Joe Burrow their MVP before I give Josh Allen for MVP? Stop it. I'd rather get Joe Burrow that MVP before I give Josh Allen.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I'm just being honest. But the MVP will go to Lamar Jackson. It will go to him. That motherfucker bowler, he throwing the ball briefly. His percentage wasn't that good today. Overall, he ain't turning the ball over. And that's all that matters in the NFL. You protecting the ball. You protect the ball, you always get your team a chance to win and that's what Lamar Jackson is doing this year you can rely on Derek Henry now yep I can boom especially when they're getting that shotgun and then they do that read option you don't know if he's gonna hand it off you don't know if he's gonna keep it and make a real danger and you seen the day in the Baltimore Ravers when they came out in the I formation and
Starting point is 00:20:46 Cleveland Brown stacked it up had nine men on the line scrimmage They thought they're from a run the ball play action to that big-ass arm fullback 28-yard game you see what I'm saying? All of us a chess game, baby It's a chess game at this point. We all know the place so you think I'm gonna run it? Okay, I'm gonna throw it right over your motherfucking head then the teams I like they make adjustment then the teams I like I'll see what formation y'all in right now. Okay, I'm gonna bring my man Motion and if that man go with him, they mean y'all in what man. He got no game. They mean don't go
Starting point is 00:21:22 Y'all that's all y'all acting like y'all really think of bliss, but you're not You kind of mess with my office alignment. We're gonna protect them gonna match protect anyway That's what my Baltimore this to your Baltimore Ravens can't win it out. We're late. I don't know We gonna see Now we're gonna move over college We gonna move over college football right now. You got Ohio State playing against the Texas Longhorns. Let me be honest with y'all right now because I'm Texas born and raised and I got to keep the 100 with my fans on this bubble dub show.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Ohio State gonna knock the goddamn brisket out the Longhorns. I'm telling you right now, the Ohio State gonna knock the brisket after Texas long home if the long one want to play which I know if they want to win I know they ain't gonna do it they better put Archie manning in that moment they better put Archie manning in that motherfucker otherwise Ohio State gonna run through I'm getting out and I'm trying to tell y'all man I already see I got a beat I'm just thoughtin' Man, I'm trying to tell y'all man I already see it, I got a vision I'm a visionarius I'm a visionarius, I already see it
Starting point is 00:22:30 Hio State gonna beat the Longhorns y'all To my Texans fans that watching this I'm sorry to tell you that Hio State gets a little bit too much for them Real talk Now they tellin' me Penn State playin' Noah Dane Rudy died Rudy died Man, Noah Dane can't do nothing.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Goddamn Sandusky on Penn State. The ghosts of Sandusky still on that goddamn team. And when they get behind you, ain't nothing you can do. Jerry Sandusky did his best from behind. That's just what they say now. I just say they say Jerry Sandusky do his best work from behind. Y'all can kiss that tomorrow if you ain't already got what I just see. Y'all can kiss that tomorrow. So this what I got. I got Penn State versus Ohio State in the Championship. What y'all got? Talk to me.
Starting point is 00:23:27 That's what I got. I don't say it no other way. Now, couple teams been food goals like we thought. Or when they got bigger food goals. Idaho State, they need their ass beat too. See, Idaho State for me, Boosie State, Boosie State was like a cross of 300. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:23:50 Nice cars when you first see them. I got to get me a 300. Come on, man. Just like Cat Williams said. And then when you see that real motherfucking Rolls Royce pull up, you no longer want a cross of 300. You want a double R. Some people call them Rolls Royce pull up you no longer want to pass the 300 you want to double up Some people call them rolls Royces my role my double or is called for real red
Starting point is 00:24:12 Yes My double lost therefore be right If you think I won't tell it all you you a mother can lie Some of you on here right now acting our heart, man. She's W-gripping. I could never tell. Shit! Some of you niggas got secrets, and your secrets are your secrets.
Starting point is 00:24:32 I ain't mad at you, but some of you niggas done told me. Fuck, too. It's a lot going on in 2025 that kind of distract us. It's just a lot of shit going on with Finesse Two Town and this guy hustle, cartel game, and they be shooting dives. Let me tell y'all something. One thing I don't like is two black men organ fighting and going on with Finesse two times and this guy hustle cartel game that be shooting dies let me tell y'all something one thing I don't like it to black men organ
Starting point is 00:24:48 fighting and going on when it's too much money I really be getting there's too many family members that we need to be taken care of and I don't want either one of y'all taking away from y'all families now let me tell you another thing about the young man King y'all need to put that motherfucker in the foster home so a real family can come through and adopt him and show him the real love that he need because you niggas can't do it. King need a real motherfucking family and he need a real motherfucking ass whooping.
Starting point is 00:25:13 That's all he need, he a good kid. I don't give a damn what y'all saying. He need a good kid. Now, where I'm from, they were having dies game, us young kids, we couldn't go to no goddamn dies game. mother of my daddy where my cousin or my brother was there it didn't matter it didn't matter we would get our ass whoop whether by him or why by with somebody else so my mama them daddy gonna have to rule what if I disrespecting my elders it didn't matter who it was they could whoop my ass they need to
Starting point is 00:25:42 send that boy to a motherfucking real home where a real family can come in and get him and show him the genuine love that he needs. 2025 we're being honest and we're showing love. That's what we're doing. We're not getting on the internet arguing with nobody, fighting against one another and goddamn it don't make sense. Couldn't ask two times, I like him. Cartier, I like him. But we doing all this in front of
Starting point is 00:26:07 children. We doing all this in front of a child. At the end of the day put that motherfucking boy in a foster home so a real family can come through him and show him the genuine love that he needs. Too many of this going on. He need this. He need that. Now y'all need to get out the motherfucking way and let a real family come in and show that young man the love that he need because he ain't been showing the kind of love that he keep getting right now.
Starting point is 00:26:34 But the love he want, he want the world chime in and say something. It don't work like that y'all. So what we gonna do, we not gonna indulge in that bullshit. We not gonna give out, oh man they need to get in the ring if I know they don't they need to show that man some love real talk that's what we on right now we showing love if anybody else out there in the goddamn world right now
Starting point is 00:26:58 let me tell you something these kids need us more than we ever than they ever need us right now. Because you got some mothers who keeping their sons away from their fathers. Yeah, that's what's going on. He ain't gotta go with you. He ain't gotta go with you. He can stay right here with me. I'm his mama and his daddy. Then the motherfucker grow up just like Keith and Jokel. Yeah. When it could have been a boy. Yeah, it could have been a boy
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah, it could have been a boy you running out here. That's one thing we're gonna do That's one thing we ain't gonna do you running out here you women not you hold not women But real women don't do it real women raise that key it holds don't hold like other people raise their children Let me tell you something you hold run out here going to club chasing meet the meat and meet the meat Kids growing up leaving anybody with them that's how they been getting touched on because you're leaving your kids with so many people that you're gonna leave your mother fucking note and then when you find out your kid been touched on now you want to go off now we're gonna hear that fake ass shit you need to be in jail and so is the motherfuckers who touched them you hoes gonna raise y'all kids in 2025. Oh yeah, you hoes gonna raise y'all motherfucking kids in 2025.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Ain't no more leaving them with mama. That shit dead. Mama got a lot too. Mama got some meeks to suck too. And she can't do it watching junior. Do you hear me saying what you need your rent paid? Mama need her rent paid too. And god damnit, mama needs finna have carpet burning.
Starting point is 00:28:26 That's all I'm saying. I know since you haven't carpet burning, mama don't have no goddamn carpet burning. Two for one over here. What you can't do mama can do better. Bitch I don't need no roti or dip. I want meatloaf. And goddamn it you can't cook meatloaf like glass.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Glass is a bad motherfucker. Better stop fucking with these sack chasers fellas and get you a woman, man. A real one. A real one that ain't gonna argue with you when you tell you're gonna hit the road or I got to go here and get this and that. She ain't trippin'. A real woman say, well, I want oh you come back home and be safe. I see you when you get home That's a real woman that woman. Yeah I want to go
Starting point is 00:29:16 Rose we travel is dangerous When I'm took no goddamn male lines in the jungle when they go off I'm not dumb liners don't go with them do it They stay at home with the sisters and brothers and the kids and take care of it while we are her fight. That's what a real woman do. She stay at the house or she stay out the way while you're handing your business,
Starting point is 00:29:34 whether it's legal or illegal. They stay out the way. They stay in the car while we go out and provide. Real talk. Real men, when you on the phone, you on the phone handing business on the phone handing a bill. Real woman get out the way and move around. Let's get out the way, come on babies, let's go.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Daddy on the phone. Them hoes don't mean no good. They want to be in every motherfucking conversation you got going on. And some of the women that's with you, they really ain't with you, they against you. And you wonder why you keep getting robbed. It's that motherfucker that you're living with, your family, you're living with your family living with the enemy
Starting point is 00:30:06 Yeah, better pay attention to that them pretty faces and Flat waists, some bbf stomachs these ho got big asses. They'll set your ass up They'll set your ass up All y'all niggas know she got a big ass she Showed little niggas in jail too and they giving they look. They be careful. Y'all better be damn careful what's going on right here.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Switching to the NBA now. I know y'all see me talking about my motherfucking ankles. We number fifth in the West right now. We kicking ass. I'm gonna break off. And I just threw an opinion out there earlier. I know some of y'all liked it, some of you didn't. I'm just simply saying, if we get rid of Ruwe, Vanderbilt, second round pick, throwing a
Starting point is 00:30:54 couple pawns, throw off a Jimmy Butler, god damn it, go and get it. Who else out there we can get right now? Ain't too many playoffs that we can get. We ain't got that much to give. But god damn it, if you ain't need me Jimmy Butler and I'm simply talking about bringing Jimmy Butler to the Lakers for his toughness. When A.D. get the whining and Braun get the whining, we know Jimmy Butler ain't for that bullshit. And we know when he go after the post game, he talking on this shit.
Starting point is 00:31:20 The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg podcasts to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this boom stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Amanda Moll, who writes our Business Week buying power column. Very few companies who go viral are, like, totally prepared for what that means.
Starting point is 00:31:52 And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections. Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders. It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. We're a Laker fan, know what Jimmy Bullock can do for us. That motherfucker's a kid, I'll tell you something,
Starting point is 00:32:24 we need somebody to hold whoever's team best player. God damn it, Bron, that's how he blow that mo' up every year. He know he can't hold nobody like he used to. So give somebody another that can play good solid defense on the other team best player. I ain't saying he gonna stop. But God damn it, that Jimmy ain't a filly. That motherfucker got the goddamn heart of a honey voucher. That Jimmy Buller. And I take a person like that on my team any day of the goddamn week. That's what the NBA missing is hard. Jimmy Buller got heart. I bring Jimmy Buller ass to LA. Bring your coffee, n***a.
Starting point is 00:33:00 I know you got your own coffee. Bring your coffee, and I got the weed, n***a. Jimmy Buller your own coffee. Bring your coffee and I got the weed. Jimmy Buller coffee. Bubba Duh presents him. This ain't trash. God damn it. We won't never look. That's why I want a one on one meeting right now and I want the world to make this happen. I want a one on one meeting with Anthony Davis. I want him in the room with me. When he leave out that motherfucking room with me, I'm never be injured. I'm fine. Look this ain't trade What's used to come now they you're one smoke now
Starting point is 00:33:34 the broad to No, goddamn, they're they that he moved out like a clean the way try this. No, that's the truth Brown they move LA for no god damn Hollywood shit. He moved LA for weed. God damn it I got it. Come on. Oh you think it's that red wine? Oh you think it's the way he working out? He's a whole n***a bro on that good weed up there. Braun and Soch all that three years ago. You don't think bruh behind the scenes smoking you a motherfucking lie All that money all the criticism fam get you don't think that motherfucker doing nothing shit Open y'all motherfucking eyes and start realizing these people just like me and you they human they bleed just like me and you bleed They just think just like me and your shit stink. I don't wanna get high like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:34:26 And all I wanted wasn't me, man, this Davis, man. Because the shit I say about you not personal, it's business. But I know if I can get some of this shit in your goddamn lungs. Whoo! Whoo! Yeah. You want to be thinking about them, your bad ass foot, or your bad ass knee or your shoulder hurt
Starting point is 00:34:45 All your pain will go away. I put you on some of the best as I ever Go back to the subject at hand like a stiff in the wish right now. Yeah, so we make a trade I don't know some of y'all saying y'all need a big man Okay, I get we can get a big man, but you can also get Jimmy Butler to see I'm all about winning mine I ain't used to all these losing seasons and the play-ins and all. I want to hold a trophy up at the end of the day. That will make Kobe Bryant proud. You know what I'm saying? That will make Kobe proud, man. That will make Jerry West proud, man. That will make Dr. Puss proud, man.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I just want to win, baby. I'm'm like Al Davis, just win baby win. We done forgot about, that's what it's about, it's about winning. It ain't about looking good, it ain't about selling tickets, motherfucker, it's about winning. That's the same thing with you hoes now. Go to the strip club, you hoes ain't shaking ass like you used to shake ass. Oh you got pretty eyes, okay. You got pretty feet, okay, but they big,
Starting point is 00:35:47 oh, you got your daddy's feet, ho. Shake your ass like you're supposed to shake your ass. Make me wanna spend my money, even though I got $150, God damn it, you gonna get it, but make me spend it. Make me throw it all in the air one time. Make me feel like I'm part of BML.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Make me feel like I'm part of BML. Come on, make me feel like I'm part of BML. I wanna make it right. What's been in my head? Tell me you been watching me all motherfucking night, even though I know you lying to me. I like to be lied to every night, then, y'all. I don't know about y'all, but I like to be lied to. I like for them hoes to tell me I'm sexy, knowing I'm bad built like a motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:36:23 I'm bad, I'm shit, I'm built like a remote control. No motherfucking fixing me. You can give it to how long I go to the gym. I'm always gonna be bad built. What I love about the hotel, me, I'm sexy. Rub on my chest hair, some shit make me feel good. Because I was gonna give you $150, but now I'm gonna give your ass $159.
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's the kindness for me. It's the niceness for me. Same way, ladies. Compliment your man, fellas. Compliment your woman. Your woman used to be 175 pounds, thick, fine, motherfucker, big, frivolous. Now she 260.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Now you got to help her ass get up off the cows now You better still love that one Don't you turn your back on her cuz she can't get up like she used to now she can still spread them cheeks I'm like not no other She can't get up off the cows like she used to now you got to help up. Come on, baby Now her knee bag now you got to wait on her slow ass, you know She always been slow now you got to wait on they got to have patience That's no one rule. got to have patience the same way in life you got to have patience stop rushing shit baby want shit right
Starting point is 00:37:33 then and there and they ain't meant for us to have it right then and now sometimes you got to put the work in put the work in put the work in then eventually it's gonna come you know what I'm saying it's gonna come but you got to put the work in, then eventually it's gon' come. You know what I'm saying? It's gon' come. You gotta put the work in, you can't cheat yourself. That's all I'm saying. You're watching this show, presented by PricePix. Real talk, right there, scan that barcode.
Starting point is 00:37:54 All you gotta do, put five dollars in, they gon' give you 50. Real talk, we did good last week, did that good last month, real talk. I heard we had like 200 people signed up. That's good. But we need more, more. Because if you're running around here, you got a little extra change and you want to make some money Price pick is the way to go. All you're doing is betting more or less on your favorite player. I
Starting point is 00:38:15 Wrangled up tonight. I'm sorry. I ran it up tonight, but I want like 250 dollars extra That's extra $50. I got what I'm gonna do draw it out I'm gonna leave it in now. We get 250 in now Now tomorrow put my picks in the whole 250 I want to make all kind of picks 200 I can take you out if you really need you can get your money, but if you're small you play the long game Now I'm gonna spread this I'm gonna make about my 10 picks out this to fit. I'll make it worth a while That's how you get your money Real talk if you can't watch this show sometime go to Apple podcast go to Spotify type in the book dub show
Starting point is 00:38:56 I am if you watch it now, you should even hit the like button. She can already subscribe I can entertain you more in this one show than anybody else done done this whole motherfucking year. We'll talk Everybody just talking I'm giving you game making your life Hella combination over here. Yes me. I'm dissing trash and I'm I'm in the air I'm in the air By y'all feeling those 2025 I know y'all gonna make y'all a new year resolution. Just stick to that shit, man.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Real talk, just stick to it. Whatever you talk to God about, whatever you talk to yourself about, stick to it and go for it, man. The reason why you ain't got it yet, probably because you ain't put the work in. But if you put the work in and you still ain't got it, eventually it's gonna come.
Starting point is 00:39:44 I promise you that. I'm a prime example of that shit. It can happen and it will happen. You keep doing good. Even when people do you bad, you still do good to them. I know it hurts sometimes. You be like, I know I've been down with you. But you keep doing you.
Starting point is 00:40:02 Keep doing you. I have people talk down on me on the daily, want to see me dead and gone, don't want to see me with nothing. I still speak to them if I see them and I just play it cool because they don't know I know and they'll never know I know. But I'm going to keep pushing. I ain't letting what nobody else say about me stop. Maybe this far, God damn it.
Starting point is 00:40:24 I'm going to keep going going you can do the same thing some of y'all ready to start a business right now and some of your people are already gonna tell you ain't gonna work fuck them let these people talk man and do your thing I talk shit all year y'all been watching me I've been talking shit all year about the cowboy We gonna do this and that I knew the motherfucker one gonna do nothing Little motherfucker one gonna do nothing
Starting point is 00:40:55 Goddamnit it feel good to talk about Cowboys ain't been sitting 30 years. Just what we still talk about In Jerry Jones wrinkled ass know that. As long as we talk about him, as long as he gonna make money, he gonna give a damn about me. He all about that Joe. That's what he all about, man. He's telling the truth. that is what he all about Now, part of the show, if y'all don't know what we're doing about this show
Starting point is 00:41:31 We do a hell no simming of a show Now I'm gonna break it down until y'all be sending me questions I'll let y'all know if it's hell no or not Somebody hit me up with Shaquille O'Neal, stop tricking Hell no That Shaq, Shaq don't forever trick Shaq got myself an 800 million dollar He ain't got nothing else to do. She's gonna I think my fucking brother got a baby
Starting point is 00:41:54 You got me oh and I don't think somebody had me a little baby new album jam. Hey, oh, no I'm not little baby, but this album ain't worth a damn! I'm skipped every motherfucking song on now! I ain't, I don't... Man, if I'm lying, I'm dying to y'all. Will the New York Knicks win the championship? Hell no! No goddamn rap can win no championship.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Raps never win now bull Man I watch the TV on CNN and they may a rat died they had a friend before that goddamn rat Don't y'all know the rat had a goddamn gold casket No goddamn rats were dripping. I'm not boy senior. What are the motherfuckers from Harlem? I thought that motherfucker was Jim Jones the way he dressed. Everybody knows Jim Jones is the Jim God. That rat dressed better than Jim Jones.
Starting point is 00:42:51 I never seen a motherfucking Bradbury coat like that. That goddamn rat was fire at that funeral, boy. And guess what song they were playing too. When they went at that rat funeral. Y'all ain't going to believe it. You thought it was the reincarnation of the Big thing. Y'all ain't gonna believe it. You thought it was the reincarnation of the biggie. Y'all remember when Biggie passed
Starting point is 00:43:08 and it came through what it's called. Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hit him. That's what they were playing at the thing with that rap thing. Hypnotized. Favorite part, I put Hoser NY on DKNY. Oh, Philly Ho, don't mean Mosquitmo,
Starting point is 00:43:25 Eddie G, and who's the real duke? Hey, man, I'm telling y'all, that raccoon was blue. Gold casket. I ain't bullshitting, gold casket. Y'all think I'm lying. Shit. And y'all truth in the day, I'm not bullshitting. Somebody hit me up too. But will hoes ever stop taking bird baths?
Starting point is 00:43:47 Hell no. Oh, you think you got something special, huh? Cause she fine and big booty, huh? Huh? Flash thumb, huh? You think you got something, huh? Oh, you got some pussy tonight, huh? Shit.
Starting point is 00:43:58 That hoe took a seven minute bath. You end up eating on some seven minute coochie. What? Stop. I wonder why your damn mouth numb. Cause she ain't taking real baths. I'm ready. See you funky.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Three strokes in, the whole room smell change. That ain't right. She been like burnt rubber in here. You get your ass back in that goddamn tub and you clean goddamn and you pay. You don't take a bath, you pay. I ain't never seen nothing like it in my life, these ho taking very bad. Talkin' about she ready, no, you ain't ready. These real men out here, we deserve more than this shit.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah, they should have released Ezekiel Elliott a long time ago, but they just not releasing now. They want him to go to it to contend. Who going to pick him up? God damn Ezekiel Elliott's area is 0.8 yards to carry. Nobody want that shit on their damn team. Nobody want that shit, man. Eagles ain't wuffing down. they ain't letting that man go for the record y'all. They ain't gonna feel soft.
Starting point is 00:45:15 They ain't gonna feel fucking soft. So Eric Dickerson your record is safe, they don't. This shit suck man, this shit already rigged. You seen that tonight with the Stiglitz gang, y'all seen this shit with y'all on. in your record to say they don't this is so man they should already read you seen that the night with the Stiglitz gang y'all seen this shit what y'all want I ain't gotta keep telling y'all this shit I'm gonna keep watching whether it's real or not I'm just saying but you can you can just tell that the Stiglitz didn't want to land tonight this shit bigger than us don't never forget it this shit is bigger than us
Starting point is 00:45:44 this entertainment gang is bigger than us man don't ever forget it. This city is bigger than us. This entertainment gang is bigger than us, man. And it's always gonna be bigger than us. Don't ever forget that shit. Real talk. Trash of the day going to the damn Cleveland Browns. Them people come out there each and every goddamn Sunday to watch they siree ass fail. That's the shit As a fan, you know, these motherfuckers not feeling me but you still go
Starting point is 00:46:15 Snowing I has to hollow the road you damn the dying into the game. That's dedication No, ain't no motherfucking way. I'm gonna be dying down there dying in the car Right you go see this our ass team play and I know they gonna look but y'all stay there showing up What's the we are worse than the cow I'm like we're the jerseys, but I ain't going to the motherfucking game know when they gonna lose Watch this shit on TV matter yet. I won't watch it That's a great her watching them got no cash ever that's gray hair watch some cowboy I don't want me gray head so I'm stop watching It's gray hair watching them cat boys. I don't want to be gray headed, so I'm gonna stop watching. I learned to cut that motherfucking TV out.
Starting point is 00:46:48 I'd rather play a good, I'd rather play some domino. And another thing I'm fortunate y'all are watching too, I'm feeling start gaming too, so y'all be ready for that. I'm feeling start gaming, I'm waiting on that GTA 6 to come. When that GTA 6 drop, god damn it, I want y'all to come over and rock with me, cause I'm gonna be gaming. Real talk, I'm gonna be gaming, so y'all get ready for that. Thank y'all to come over and rock with me, because I'm going to be gaming. Real talk, I'm going to be gaming,
Starting point is 00:47:05 so y'all get ready for that. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight to the Bubble Dub Show. I see y'all again tomorrow. Going live again tomorrow, you know it's Sunday. I like to do my thing. Peace and love, I'm out. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.
Starting point is 00:47:21 So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this Memestack stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you listen.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.