Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba GOES OFF on Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys!!

Episode Date: August 20, 2024

Bubba Dub kicks off the week giving his take on the 50 Cent vs Hurricane Chris beef. Chris is wildin fam!! If he wanted to be invited so bad, he should’ve just showed up!!Next, Dub GOES OFF on Jerry Jones for STILL failing to pay superstar Wide Reciever CeeDee Lamb. NO MORE EXCUSES FOR THE COWBOYS THIS YEAR!! Dub is sick of it!!After, Bubba touches on the boxing world weighing in on if Edgar Berlanga has any shot of whooping Canelo Alavrez. Spoiler alert: He don’t!! TRASHH!! Canelo needs to be boxing David Benavidez instead!!Finally, Dub explains why he would wear a dress for laughs in a HILARIOUS Hell Nahh segment, and gives Trashh of the Day to Hurricane Chris!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show. I'm your host, Bubba Dub. I'm back. I know y'all been missing me. I've been on the road getting it in. But never mind that. I'm back today. Let's get straight to it. Hit that like button right now. Yep, yep.

Let's go. Get it started. In case y'all don't know what's been going on. I know y'all been seeing 50 Cent and Hurricane Chris go ahead and go back and forth. Now, let me go on and get straight to it. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Look, fam. Darian, you was up on the 50 Cent Post asking, could you be in the celebrity game?

And now that you didn't get in the celebrity game or that you didn't get to perform down there in Sweetpoint where I was at. Matter of fact, where I performed and where I did my motherfucking thing. But never mind that. It ain't about me. It's about 50. It's about, hey, baby, you mad that you wasn't a part of the show. That's what you mad about. You mad that you wasn't a part of the show, fam.

This man is bringing money to the city. You ain't bringing nothing but drugs and destruction. Now, tell me I'm lying. And I rock with you, hey, baby. But you going about this the wrong way, fam. What you say you came out in 05? It's 2024, fam. Where the hell have you been?

That's what I want to know. What damn rock you going to come up under? Now you're going to wait a whole two weeks. Now you want to come out and talk. Stop it, fam. Now what real men do is if you didn't get to get on the show and your feelings hurt, I understand because you is Louisiana. You is Shreveport. I get you there, if you didn't get to get on the show and your feelings hurt, I understand. Because you is Louisiana.

You is Shreveport. I get you there. But you go behind the scenes. Hey, fam, I don't like this. I don't like that. I feel like, man, you should have reached out to me. Man, I'm a legend here. I've been doing my thing over 24 years.

And that's the way you go about it. Going out in open public and doing that to 50, you ain't doing no making matters worse, bro. Come on, dawg. You know what I'm saying? You showing the world that you gonna know how to run no motherfucking business. Mad and upset. Something don't go your way. You know what? You act like don't white people act when they get fired. White people

get fired, go home, get their rifle, and come back up there and do some stupid ass shit. That's what white people do. That's what you did. That's exactly how you act there right now, fam. Come on, fam. Got you. They got you.

Up under the post, they got you. Hurricane Chris. I want to play. Come on, fam. You begging and it turned down. It's like somebody who can't get in the club. Talking all this shit in the world, but outside the club and can't get in. That's what you were doing.

You should have just pulled up. I figure if you would have just pulled up, got in the event, they probably would have just put you on stage, fam. But you wait two weeks later to bring some shit up? Come on, fam. You better than that. Now, I ain't going to get that no more energy, John, because I know y'all been seeing it go on the back and forth.

We ain't going to get to that. Let's get to some real shit going on. Dallas Cowboy, one of my Cowboy fans there, Jerry Jones still locked up. Bullshit. That's what Jerry Jones doing, y'all. Bullshit. Still ain't signed C.D. Lamb yet.

And this somebody y'all want to put y'all motherfucking trust on? I think old age done got to Jerry. I'm going to be quite honest. I think Jerry Jones lying by the age. He been 88, 9 years in a row. Stop it. I know damn well Jerry Jones a hundred. But that's my owner. I rock with him.

But me and you need to have a talk, Jerry. Now, CeeDee Lamb, they telling me they can outfit you 133 men What the hell you waiting on? It's time to put up or shut up You gonna put the numbers up? Now go and get the money, fam 133? Shit

What you trying to be? You must thank you, Tyreek Hill No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You must thank you, Justin Jefferson CD Lamb, you ain't nothing. I'll get playing, y'all. CeeDee Lamb, you're a great player, but 133 fam, go on and take it, man. Come on, man.

We need you on the mother in field. You seen the way Dak looking at them? Trey Lamb, Cooper Rush is who I want. But we need you on the field, Jerry. Lamb, sit down somewhere and make a good decision. I don't know what

to expect. Hell, me either. I don't know. But I'm tired of losing. Watch them in practice through film defensive line ain't getting off the line like they supposed to what the hell y'all doing in the off season you supposed to get ready in the off season come to training

camp and you should be already in great shape in training camp but some of y'all are getting in shape in training camp that's a damn problem that mean y'all ain't working on y'all craft y'all ain't working on y'all crap. Y'all out here working on them. I suppose in

different area go. I get it. I will be too. But if I'm getting 15, 10, 15, I'm getting 5 million a year. Fuck, I'm working out every day. I'm a lab rat. I'm gonna look like that damn Russian that was knocking out Rocky.

You hear me? That damn Russian was knocking out the Italian. Pasta, Rocky, and they moving. Y'all know it. You see what he did to Apollo? Same way Kerry did him. Good night. Put him to sleep.

That's what that Russian did to Rocky. And Apollo. Y' what that Russian did to Rocky. And Apollo. Y'all know damn well that Rocky couldn't whoop Apollo. Hell, Rocky couldn't even talk. Come on, man. Come on, man. Y'all know I ain't playing with y'all. I'm telling y'all the truth. Cowboy bullshit.

This year, I want results. I want fucking results This year We got less than there's more You can do less with more Look at Brady Look what Brady did with New England Besides Gronk And Moss

I'm just talking about notable players Like that R.I.P. C.T.E. Hernandez. Who else Brady have over there? Who else he have over there? I'll fucking wait. Brady, that pop belly, coolest light drinking that beer, Biller Chick. The greatest, greatest duo ever.

Y'all want to talk about Shaq and Kobe? Y'all want to talk about Jordan Pippen? Damn it, what about Brady and Belichick? That's the damn greatest duo ever. Put something on your mind today, dude. You damn right I did. Got a chance to go visit the Pittsburgh Steelers this year. Shaq, I took my homie Mike Tomlin

You know, Doug went up there and did a little comedy for the player You know, went up there and told a little bit of jokes Yeah, that's what I did And having the conversation I seen Russell Sierra Wilson I seen Justin Fields down Them two men competing for the star job I told him, I don't give a damn who's star

Long as my prize pick hit Damn right If you ain't my prize pick here. Damn right. If you ain't playing prize pick, you're trash. I'm on the road with Dave. If you're already logging in right now, you should've hit the like button already. Damn right.

You should've hit the subscribe button if you ain't subscribed. And you should be in the comments right now saying, Dub on fire today. You damn right. Stay good, Green. Yeah, Dub on fire today. You damn right. It's that good green. Yeah, this ain't trash. Don't even get you

some. Is that how you like me? Don't even get you some. Yeah, I went to go visit Pittsburgh Steelers. Like I said, we don't really know who's going to start, but I can just tell you, I think Russell Wilson's going to start the season out. He is a champion, by the way. I don't give a damn how Sean Payton portrayed him last year.

Russell Wilson didn't have a bad year last year. I put that shit on Sean Payton's fat neck ass. Yeah, I still don't like you, Sean Payton. Even though I think you're a good coach, I think Bo Nix is going to do you a no-brunk-o good this year. But damn it, Russell Wilson is going to start this year. And I think he's going to play great. Because if he don't, Justin Fields ready to take the damn field.

I'm telling you right now. Steelers ain't got a quarterback problem no more. They can win with both. Y'all can win with both. Peoples, what you going to do with the Steelers? Do the rounds. What y'all going to do with the Steelers? Baltimore, what y'all going to do with the Steelers What y'all gonna do with the Steelers Mike Thomas said you know

Matter of fact even though I've been with this organization 18 years They out for the black Thomas said mother This is gonna be the first time I had two black quarterbacks Come here Now we're gonna to talk today. NFL got 32 NFL motherfucking

teams. Ain't but six black head coaches. I don't like this shit. Damn it. If we're going to change, we're going to change for the better. Not for the worse. And I ain't got nothing against them other coaches. You know, white men.

Whatever it is, I ain't got nothing against that. But damn it, six out of 32, I don't got nothing against them other coaches, you know, white men, whatever it is. I ain't got nothing against that. But damn it, six out of 32, I don't like that. Ain't no black NFL owner. Y'all motherfuckers always want to report on this and that. Why y'all ain't reporting on that? It ain't no black NFL owner. And don't give me magic because he ain't the fucking majority. I don't even know if that's Magic't the fucking majority. I don't even know

if that's Magic Johnson no damn more. Look like Mark Henry. I'm just saying. I don't even know if that's Magic. Magic don't even know he magic. Some damn NFL black owner and I don't like that. That's a fucking problem to me.

It's a problem. Got to do better, y'all. We got to do better. It's just crazy shit what's going on out here these days, man. I can see somebody made some video of Trump and Kamala Harris having kids. Stop it. That's sickness.

But I liked it. I ain't gonna lie. I liked that video. It was funny to me. Some people ain't gonna get it. That's sickness. But I liked it. I ain't going to lie. I liked that video. It was funny to me. Some people ain't going to get it. I find comedy in everything. You know, that's the way I find comedy in that. Just saying.

It was a funny situation on that. Also, I got a chance to go visit the Indianapolis Colts. Got a chance to chop it up with Anthony Richardson. Man, good young man. Come from a great family I feel like Indiana Finally got him another quarterback Because they had the Peyton

They had Luck Now I feel like they got Anthony Richardson Now all they have to do over there Is build with him They got the running back Taylor Put it in the bread basket But they didn't get it

I know you can get me three yards That's the kind of running back Jonathan I know you can get me three yards. That's the kind of running back Jonathan Taylor is. He can get you three. He can get you four. Hell, he get in the secondary. He's hopeful. Be on the lookout for the coach.

I know some of y'all be watching this show. Y'all be like, dang, man, dubbing. What team he got? I'm going to talk about that. I'm going to count, boy, Dub and what team he got. I'm a cowboy till I die. And I don't give a damn what Gillian Wallow tell y'all. I was set up. I'm a cowboy for life. Don't you mofo never forget it.

But if the cowboy get the losing, Dub will change up. I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna change up throughout the year. You're going to see me with the Steelers on. Detroit. You're going to see me with several NFL teams. Why? Because I'm a fucking analyst now.

I can get away with it. Y'all smart as y'all asses. Y'all ain't going to put me with one team. I'm with all 32 of them. Might not be no black NFL owner, finna put me with one team. I'm with all 32 of them. Might not be no black NFL owner, but I'm gonna be the first black man to have all 32 NFL team. Come here! Come here!

How y'all feeling today? It's Monday, man. I know some of y'all didn't even want to go to work today with y'all side rats. I don't blame you. I ain't want to come in and do this video, but I know I had to get y'all. I had to get it to y'all, man. Over don't blame shit. I ain't want to come in and do this video, but I know I had to get y'all. I had to get it to y'all, man. Over the weekend, I know, I forgot because I've been working. I know y'all back to boxing.

Canelo fighting on, what's his name? Berlingo fighting a nobody. And I know he 22, you know, 23. You know, I get it. But he ain't finna whoop no damn Canelo and y'all know it. Let's be real. Let's keep it real. Canelo ain't

finna lose no damn burlingo. What I want to know Canelo, you keep running all the other damn podcasts. Why in the hell your ass ain't fighting Benavidez? It's what I want to know. Me and the rest of my boot spurs wearing that Mexican friends Damn it, we want no We watch that motherfucking

Telemundo, don't think my good Mexican Friends don't want to see you fight Bigger Peterheads Yeah Yeah, Caliente Bring your hot ass out and fight Berlinga ain't here, he's from New York I'm from New York.

New York. Trash. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York, who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials. Many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.

I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story?

My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Our iHeartRadio Music Festival, presented by Capital One. Coming back to Las Vegas. Two nights, September 20th and 21st, on one stage.

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My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs.

It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Berlingo, I ain't got nothing against you. I know you're young. You're still building. But you outmatched. I know Fat Joe and them all behind you. Don't listen to that shit. Don't you listen to that shit.

Why you not showing that bell ring? That rooster neck Canelo coming in now. Canelo 61-2. You heard me? Canelo average 61 and 2. You heard me? Canelo average 61 and 2. And De La Hoya, you got your fistnet wearing ass up there on Unc's show talking about you are better than Canelo. Stop it. Stop it.

You need to be drug tested right now. I bet you it's piled in your system in them 30s. We know how you get down in De La Hoya. I'm like, you don't remember. Yeah, you remember, fam. You know exactly when it picked out the dread, the thong and everything. Yeah, fam. Then you get up here on these podcasts and lie.

Stop it. Fucking stop it. And Jake Paul, you gonna learn too. Mike gonna knock your ass out too. Yeah, Mike gonna knock the rich crotchers about your ass. Watch. Running around here playing. I'm gonna fight old Mike.

Okay. Mike ain't got a heel. That ain't the real Mike. That's another motherfucker. That's another one. The Mike I know wasn't friendly. Mike smoking weed, playing chess, playing Monopoly with shit. Mike playing possum.

I'm telling y'all. Jake, your career finna be over, fam. Yeah. Mike knocking your ass out third round. Hope they got prayer medics on site. Y'all want to see a dead body. But damn it, you finna see one. Damn it, you finna see one.

Another boxing phenomenon over the weekend, Abdul Mason. Y'all heard of Abdul Mason? I know I've been talking about him on here. By now, you should have done your research. If you don't know him, get to know him. Get to know Abdul Mason right now. He that next thing up on the tank.

He the next mother fucker. And I'm putting all my land property on him. Knocked out Mike O'Hanion Jr. this past weekend in the second round. For real though, shit. Knocked a chicken

spaghetti up out of him. Take a knee. I can't see. No more. I thought it was Robert Durant. No more. Told my goddamn chin off on that mic. Y'all got me

bullshitting with y'all in here today, man. I'm telling y'all, Abdullah Mason is him. Shout out to J. Prince Sr. That's one thing about J. Prince Sr. I can say what y'all want to say about the old man. Hey, man, I'm telling y'all Abdullah Mason is him. Shout out to J Prince Sr. for finding. That's one thing about J Prince Sr. That I can say what y'all want to say about the old man, the OG. That motherfucker got an eye for boxers. Don't forget he had Floyd.

He had Floyd up well under them rules and regulations too. Champ had to get a pot in that hole. But yeah, shout out to J Prince Sr., man. Dude got an eye for boxers. Real talk. And I think this young man is going to continue

to get better and better and better. A 74-inch wingspan that reach out and touch you like AT&T. Come here. Come here. If you're not tuning in, damn it, you shouldn't have hit the like button. You shouldn't have come in 50 times. You shouldn't have hit the like button. You shouldn't have come in 50 times. You shouldn't have hit the subscribe button.

You shouldn't have sent it to your pastor, your mama, your auntie, and your old lady. Your old lady ought to be sick of y'all listening to me. Damn it, you shouldn't be sitting there listening to everybody. If you're at work right now and you can't watch, you can listen. Go have a podcast right now. Type in the Bubba Dub Show. Or if not, go to Spotify and type in the Bubba Dub show. Or if not, go to Spotify and type in the Bubba Dub show. Watch me

appear like Candyman saying three times, I'm scary. I still sleep with the light on. Sheesh. Not your boy. Not me. Sheesh. Call me outside after dark. You gonna be out there by your own

mother and say, I'm not going? I live in Texas. Them damn mosquitoes will take you out. Y'all know I ain't lying. Them mosquito berries, they ever been down here. My dog won't even go outside no more. She been gone out the roof. I said, what that mean, mosquitoes?

Shit, nigga, you got a point. You got a point with me. Shit, summertime about to be over. Football season damn near here. I told you. Football, I can smell the grass right now. It's smelling real good. Smell like ass-whooping

season. Sound like the Cowboys gonna whoop ass this year when my Detroit Lions fans here. Y'all whooping ass. 49ers, y'all whooping ass. Giants fans, y'all whooping ass. Saints fans, y'all whooping ass. Texans fans, y'all whooping that. Saints fans, y'all whooping that. Texans fans, y'all. Y'all ought to be excited in here. Drop your team name right now in the comments.

Drop your team names in the comments, damn it. Who you riding with this year? What I want to know. What I really want to know. Who you riding with? I'm on a roll today, y''all I'm just on one right now there's just so much shit going on I'm upset

child support don't end up on your boy I'm having a bad motherfucking day how you feel upset what you gonna do about it ain't nothing I can't do I gots to feed his mind. That's what I told the judge.

I'm going to take care of the kid, but then who's going to take care of me? My baby mama and this mama going to ride around in the car, I bought them. Can't AC work behind on I'm in this mama fucking sweating. When you ask me how I'm feeling,

I ain't feeling too good. I'm under the weather. I'm under the weather today'm under the weather today I got the Ice Cube and his big three Gary Payton and one That's what's up they sure You was out there trying to fight mother fucker GP You should have gotten somebody Man I'm so proud of that big three man

Looking good everybody going to them games Man that's some dope shit man Ice Cube got going on, man. I'm thinking about buying me a team on the cool. Matter of fact, me and the people that's watching, we all can put our money in. You know, I'm a big majority owner, though, so I own 90%. Y'all put

y'all money in with me. We'll own a big three team just to put something on y'all mind. See who with it. Get the paperwork right. Make sure everything legit and that we can buy a big three team. How about that dub and out of my ass, who with it? Get the paperwork right. Make sure everything legit. We can buy a big three team. How about that, Dub? Whoever want to pitch in, I say no more than four people. Four more people. There'll be five people.

We'll pitch in. We'll buy a big three team. Call it a trade. Go make money. That's a hell of an investment right there, see? Dub, including y'all in my business. See? I'm a real one. That's why when I come to your city, you got to bring your big,

bad, funky, breath ass out and come see me. Love seeing my people in public. Dub, we love you, man. We love the show.

Shit, I can't tell. Them likes and views. Man, we need to do better than that. But all in all, it's our love. When I see y'all lives,

I always love and respect y'all be screaming trash. And as a man, as an artist, I can't ask for nothing more than that. That means a lot to me. I mean, I'm getting in different households and y'all sitting down and y'all able to watch me and enjoy me. I really appreciate it. When I come to your city, like I said, you got to come out to my comedy shows. I'm really doing my thing out here It's not something that I'm sitting here telling you

I'm telling you the truth You can catch me this week too Yeah, I'm gonna be in OKC at Bricktown Comedy Club Thursday and Friday Grab those tickets Saturday and Sunday, I'm in Tulsa At Bricktown Comedy Club Grab them tickets, man

Come out here and see your book. I'm what you must see. I'm just keeping it a book. Damn it. White people, I know y'all watching. Come out. You and Sarah, goddammit, come out. Let somebody come through, babysit Dustin, and bring your ass on out here and see Doug. Mexican, my Mexican family, where you at?

Y'all been pulling up too? Yeah, y'all been pulling up. Yeah, keep coming. Let somebody come watch a little essay, and goddammit, y'all come on. too Yeah Y'all been pulling up Yeah Let me keep coming Let somebody come watch A little essay And God damn it Y'all come on Bring the lowriders out

Yeah Bring the Cortez Nike bags And the Dickies Bring your ass to the show All this week Thursday and Friday I'm in OKC Bricktown Comedy Club

Grab them tickets right now Stop waiting Saturday and Sunday I'm in TulC, Bricktown Comedy Club. Grab them tickets right now. Stop waiting. Saturday and Sunday, I'm in Tulsa. Yeah, fresh 48. If you're going to come, bring the police with you because I am. Them motherfuckers dangerous in Tulsa. See, after the show, to my room, that's it, and on my Bible, shit. I'm fucking around in Tulsa like that?

I ain't going to be around like that in Tulsa like that. Nah, they done fired RG3 ass through ESPN, they ain't bullshit yo, you wanna take up for such and such, bye shit, ESPN cut through they shit

ESPN ain't bullshit, they fine people these days, they don't give a damn who you hear, yo, that's RG3 at the end of the day. Wasn't cutting the mustard. Well, ARG3, go and start your own podcast, fam. Damn them. Damn them. Quit thinking you need them.

You don't need them. Do it on your own. Do it on your own. Stop playing with me today, man. What else we got coming up? Look, it's a video floating around with Gillian Wallow Let me tell y'all something Like I told y'all earlier, I was set up

Wallow set me up, y'all I'm just gonna brain that back up, damn it I was set up And everything I said wasn't me, it was AI I swore, I ain't lying on my kids Everything I said in that video was AI, wasn't me Nah, it wasn't me It wasn't me. No, it wasn't me. It wasn't me at all.

Don't forget, we got the Hell Now segment coming up. We got the Trash of the Day segment coming up as well. There's so much shit going on right now, y'all. Like I say, the presidential race between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. People coming up to me, Dub, who you voting for? Man, look, I'm voting for who I'm voting for. You vote for whoever you want to vote for. It don't make a down to me, long as

you vote. Don't care. You can go red, you can go blue, but long as you be true to you. It's all that matter. Don't let these people get in your ear. Man, you better vote Kamala, man. Shoot, man, she gonna make change. First woman president. Don't let people get in your ear and tell you you gonna vote for Trump. Oh, man, he a biggie. He a racist. First woman president. You don't let people get in there and tell you you're going to vote for Trump.

Oh, man, he a biggie. He a racist. He might be. I don't know. But one thing I do know, he was grabbing them women by the eyes of the child. That's one thing Trump was doing. He said it himself. Locker room talk.

If it's locker room talk, it means it's real. That's all I'm saying. It come out Trump mouth. I ain't going to get in there. Man, you better do this. Now I'm going to give a damn what y'all do. As long as y'all tune in and watch this show, I don't give a damn. Once again, football

season is close. Y'all been going fishing too. You ain't damn right. Hell y'all. But I don't take no bait. Come here. Ain't nothing like being out there on that lake or out there on that pond relaxing with your cell phone. Can't nobody reach out and bother you

because people want to bother you. People call, how you doing? I'm just relaxing. Okay, cool. You need to relax. But can you? Hell no. I can't do nothing these days. I'm telling you, I have a lot of fucking favors. I know some of y'all watching, I have a lot of favors. You've been good to people that you weren't supposed to be good to

and they burnt you anyway. I feel like I need some of y'all watching are a lot of favorites. You've been good to people that you weren't supposed to be good to, and they burnt you anyway. I feel like all killing. I need some help. I got a big heart. And I keep trusting you. That's me. Got a big heart. Trying to help people and get over me.

I'm sick of that shit. Then you know right now, you got some people around you, they better do whatever they're doing for you. They better do their motherfucking best. I don't want no halfway ass person to drive. I can do this good. Now, motherfucker, I need 100% out of you. If you say you're going to do that, do it.

Then when the next objective you do that, we ain't skipping no steps, y'all. To wherever company you got over your working week, over your body, if you can shift, leave it at McDonald's. Ain't no skipping no motherfucking shift. We ain't skipping none of that. It's step by step by step by

step by step. We're going to do it the right way. Don't give a damn if it take us 30 days. We're going to do it the right way. How y give a damn if it take us 30 days. We're going to do it the right way. Hey, I'm feeling the day. Some of you here got a headache. Take a half a year. Sitting around waiting on it to go off for. Some of you 45 and 50.

Some of you niggas been watching the show. 45 and 50. Ain't been to the doctor in 12 years. You get your whole ass down there to that doctor. And let him examine your crazy ass. Talk about you can't sleep at night. It's the weed. It ain't the weed, it's you Henry. You need to go around and get diagnosed and shit. Get checked out. Know y'all want to live a long time? Don't you want to live till you're 85 and 90 and up? Hell, black people, we live in 40 and 41. Be king and die.

These hoes talking about they ain't shaking no ass no more. I'm hurt. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York, who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials. Many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.

He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why?

Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Our iHeartRadio Music Festival, presented by Capital One. Coming back to Las Vegas. Two nights, September 20th and 21st, on one stage. Stream live only on Hulu. A weekend full of superstar performances never seen before collaborations. And once-in-a-lifetime artist moments you'll have to see to believe. Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com.

Don't miss A$AP Rocky, Big Sean, Camila Cabello, Doja Cat, Dua Lipa, Gwen Stefani, Posey, Hosier, Keith Urban, New Kids on the Block, Paramore, Shabooszy, The Black Crows, The Weeknd, Thomas Rhett, Victoria Monet, a special performance by Coldplay's Chris Martin, and more. Get your tickets to be there now at AXS.com. My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness.

Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Pick a beat, King, man. Sick of y'all Negroes. Sometimes somebody die.

Y'all act like y'all done an autopsy. With an A. I heard y'all messing with me behind that autopsy. You said, oh, with somebody die. Y'all act like y'all done an autopsy. With an A. I heard y'all messing with me behind that autopsy. You said, oh, with an A. Man, he ain't die three hours. He ain't die. Man, he last ate Golden Corral. He had syrup in his system.

Man, let the family come out and say how he died. Y'all already got his shirts made. Y'all motherfuckers is vultures. Y'all ain't no worse than that damn cheetah when they make a kill like that. And nobody know they made the kill but the damn vulture. And here they come. And when the other animal see the vultures, damn it, they know something. They know something dead.

They know dealing with something else. They know something up. Come to Hainu. Then about five minutes later, come that galloping Adeline. Y'all know Adeline? Telling you straight facts. Straight facts. Nobody bullshit with y'all I've been gone man

I've been on the road man I've been working man getting ready for this season man it's gonna be a big season for us y'all yeah what you mean y'all the people that's watching me gonna show love to you

got some merch coming and I got some perks coming not not peel perks yeah look at you thinking y'all thinking P-R-A P-R-A I mean P-R.A. P.R.A. I mean P.R.C.

Nope P.E.R.K. Perch Put the S on the end for Perch Got some Got some merch and Perch for y'all Damn Not the little Perch

Not the E.R.C. E.R.K. But what I'm saying is I'm going to pick a lucky fan to come out to the game with me I'm taking a lucky fan with me to the Saints and Cowboys games And I'm taking a lucky fan with me To the Cowboys

And Texans game Yeah, for real though, I'm not bullshit I told y'all, hit the like button It's all you have to do And get in the comment section Me and my team, we'll go through and we'll see who's been showing the most love. And we'll

do it that way. We'll know who's watching and who ain't. And we're going to continue throughout the whole football season. I'm going to be on the games y'all get to go with me on. But let me give you details of what's going to be going on when we fly you out to these games. You better come to the game with us.

You better kick it with us. You'll be on video. Like, you know, you'll be on this show as well. We'll be able to get whoever your team is. You might be a Cardinal fan or whatever fan you are. You better get your perspective on it. You better tell the people about your experience of hanging with me and my team on the Bubba Dub show. Hang on.

We're going to continue that way. The plan is every game that I team, I fly a lucky fan out with me in the team and let you enjoy life. I look in the comments and tell me that a couple of y'all have never been to an NFL game or any

professional game with that. Hopefully, you'll be able to your name will, you know, your name will be picked hopefully. And we better make that dream come true to you. And that's what I'm planning on doing on this show is making dreams come true. It's all about giving back.

That's what it's about for me. All about seeing other people smile. Y'all make me smile when y'all tune in each and every day. That's all that matters to me. This show is growing. We are growing for the new subscribers. Thank y'all. in each and every day. That's all that matters to me. This show is growing. We is growing. For the new subscribers, thank y'all. Welcome. I am crazy. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm awful. I ain't all the way

there. And the reason why I know that because I'm a Cowboy fan. Damn it, I need it. Damn it, I'm delusional. I am. I ain't gonna fucking lie. Being a Cowboy fan has made me delusional, but I fucking love it. And to the other Cowboy fan, I know y'all love it too. You fan has made me delusional, but I fucking love it. And to the other Cowboy fan, I know y'all love it too.

You got to be a delusional fan, man. That's all I'm saying, man. Feeling good these days, man. Let's go and get to the hell now segment today. Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no, Sammy.

Somebody hit me up. Dude, would you ever take your girl fishing? Hell no. I'm not taking her. No, motherfucking real. She talk too much. And I ain't really going fishing. I'm really not really going fishing.

But I'm going fishing. If you get what I'm saying, they all day. I'm going. But I ain't going. And you definitely what I'm saying, they all day. I'm going, but I ain't going. And it definitely ain't taking long on a motherfucking fishing trip. I'm scared of my damn fish. And Dub don't like to go out fishing. Don't come home with no fish.

Take a hot dog roll. Somebody else hit me up. What we do, man? You blowing up, man. Do you think you will wear a dress? Hell no. I'm not wearing no motherfucking dress. I'm funny just the way I am. I ain't got to put no dress on to be funny.

I am a boy. Nicky Child, you trippy, man. They give me 10, 20 million points, and that's you. I ain't going to judge you because I ain't got no heaven or hell to put you in. You can do what you want to do for your life.

I'm going to do what I want to do for my life. I ain't putting that on. I put on a suit though. Damn right. Double put on a suit. Y'all see me down there in that street pulling that hat that suit on. I was burning up like a mothball but I had it on.

Doing what I was supposed to do on that stage. Getting busy. Getting busy today. She, you watching the Bubba Dub show, baby. You watching entertainment at its best over here. What we do. She, shout out to my people that don't wear condoms. She, you know

I dub love you. Shout out to my people that takeoms. You know I love you. Shout out to my people that take Honey Pack. I love you. You taking blue shoes? I love you. You don't see Alice? I love you. I got a new one I'm working on too. Next time I come on this show, I'm going to tell y'all about it.

What? I got a new one. I got a new one. I'm talking about it's straight drop. Let me tell you, I got a new pill out there that'll get your things. It'll get your fingers hard like straight drop. It'll take you up to Scott and she gonna love you forever. Ooh, she gonna hold you tight I'm not playing

it's gonna scare you for a minute cause you ain't never seen your thing like that before it's normally a gummy you know what I'm saying but not today dude I'm not today all night and I'm listening to Prince.

This is when the hubs cry. Get me home. Get me home. Man, y'all better stop playing with me today. Y'all better stop playing with me today. I'm on a roll. I done told you. And I know what y'all thinking.

Come on, dude, man. Trash of the day up next. Trash of the day. Yep. Y'all already know who I'm gonna give it to who? Hurricane Chris trash dumpster juice

landfill milk yo Hurricane Chris never thought I had to give that to you fam but you is hey baby hey now now

Couldn't even perform in your own city That's a damn shame I'd probably be mad too fam I ain't gonna even trip I'd probably be mad too Hey baby Damn fam You could've just pulled up

your city loved that shit street poor ain't been that many people down there in street poor since slavery bringing back memories 50 had everybody down there fam and you wasn't there

and you talking about he spent over half of me on the police. Better than me. I would have spent two million. You motherfucking niggas like you wouldn't have gotten near me. 50 better than me. I'm shaking y'all hands. Y'all don't wash y'all motherfucking hands. You motherfuckers be going peeing and don't wash your hand think i'm gonna shake your i don't

shake your hand with gloves i will fit it but i ain't fit this i'm gonna shake your hand because that's me come on man you better than this shit hey baby and you can rap it's different you couldn't rap but you got the top mind you and bus and Boosie mixtaping 05. Nigga, they got with 05. Boosie was full of syrup in 05. This new Boosie on tuna fish. You know what I'm saying? Two different niggas, man. Shout out to my nigga Boo.

This Boosie on tuna fish now. See, what's wrong with some of y'all, man? Y'all be wanting tuna fish instead of steak. Y'all battles. Y'all motherfuckers battles. Hope y'all enjoyed this show today, man. Not playing with y'all, mother getting to come in right now and drop a team.

I told you, put your teams in the coming. I want to know who your team is. Me and my team going to keep record of it, and then we're going to call y'all out each and every Sunday. Thursday nights, too. Thursday night, we're going to call. We're going to have fun. We're family.

Y'all get that? We're family. We're going to talk shit all season. Because I know y'all are going to talk shit to me soon. The Cowboy Lou, y'all can't motherfucking wait. Especially you Saints fans. You Serbs, Sippin' Ass, Texans fans, where y'all at? Where y'all at?

I'm excited, though, man. Hopefully, y'all excited. Like I say to my new subscribers, man, welcome to the Bubba Dub Show, man. You're going to get this all season. I got some incredible content coming up for y'all to see as well. Don't forget, any ideas y'all to see as well. Don't forget, any ideas y'all have or if you want to

come on the show, call 818. I mean, text 818-355-5151. Text me. I'll bring y'all onto the show. We can debate. You know, because, you know,

we can do whatever you want to do. If you got a business you want to shout it out or whatever it is, you let me know. Me and my team, we're going to make it happen. We make dreams

happen over on the Bubba Dub show. Yep, that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing over here. Once again, thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubba Dub show. Matter of fact, the way I'm feeling, y'all might see me tomorrow. Matter of fact, the way I'm feeling, y'all might see me tomorrow.

Matter of fact, you gonna see me tomorrow. See y'all when I see y'all. Psych. Dub, you tripping. All right, show ain't over yet. I ain't stopping the show. I got something else I wanna talk about today. Dub, what you wanna talk about?

Nothing. I'll see y'all later, man. I'm out. The Volume. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go?

Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Block, Paramore, Shaboosie, The Black Crows, The Weeknd, Thomas Rhett, Victoria Monet, Coldplay's Chris Martin, and more. Stream live only on Hulu and get tickets to be there at AXS.com. My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs.

It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council.