Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba GOES OFF on Lakers hiring JJ Redick!! TRASHH!!

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to the news that JJ Redick will become the next head coach of LeBron James’ Los Angeles Lakers. Dub is FIRED UP and declares the move TRASHH!! (3:00) Then, Bubba proceeds to list off a few names of head coaching candidates that would have been a better fit for one of the NBA’s most legendary franchises. When Dub is done GOING OFF on LeBron and the Lakers, he sounds off on the Detroit Pistons firing head coach Monty Williams after just one season. (10:15) Then, Dub breaks down Pascal Siakam’s huge contract extension with the Indiana Pacers and goes off on rapper and hip-hop mogul Jay-Z performing for Tom Brady’s jersey retirement ceremony with the NFL’s New England Patriots. (15:00) After, Bubba goes off on CHEATER Ryan Garcia getting suspended for a year after a failed PED test. He’s ON DOPE!! (20:30) Lastly, a recap of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Pop Out’ concert, and what that means for Drake, then a hilarious Hell Nahh!! segment (43:30) and Trashh of the Day (50:00) (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume. Ryan Garcia, RIP Willie Mays. Oh, got a great show. But first of all, hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. You know, it's Friday. Let's go ahead and start the show off with what the Lakers doing? What the is they doing? I knew some bullshit was going on. I knew it. When LeBron and J.J.

started that podcast, I knew then something was up. Go out here and hire somebody who got the same amount of experience that I got. None. I know J.J. ready to play in the NBA. I know he went to Duke and

so what? They could he went to Duke and? So what? They could have went out and hired Gilbert Arenas. He'll be a better coach than J.J. Reddy. What do y'all think? J.J. Reddy or Gilbert Arenas? Who you got? I'm going with Gilbert Arenas.

You got Sam Cassell over there. You got Money Williams over there. You got Mark Jackson who can't even get a motherfucking application in. Every time Mark Jackson put an application in, denied. Why? We want to know why Mark Jackson can't get a

motherfucking job. He getting the same treatment Colin Kaepernick getting. Tell me I'm lying. It's making my stomach hurt. Making me want to throw up when I find out they done gave this man a four-year contract. For what? He can't be no videographer. You know, he can't be no assistant.

Y'all giving him a head coach? Head coach? Kobe rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now. Ain't no way Kobe the Black Mamba up there smiling. He ain't smiling. Soft. That's what Kobe. Soft.

That's what Kobe thinking about the Laker organization right now. I want to know what Magic Johnson think. Well, yeah, Magic. I know you ain't cooking Someone on the yacht and uh EJ twisting around here Eating butter cookies and shit I know you ain't happy with this shit Magic Magic come on fam

Come on ESPN Magic come on the bubble dub Show Magic and talk to me about this Yo I want your true feelings I want to know what's going on in them goddamn Playboy house back in 88 That's what I really want to know, Magic But we're going to stick to the Lakers though Thinking about going and

And waking your effing ass up I know he rolling over right now Boston celebrating You effing don't like that shit? Donald Sterling, where you at fam? You and Dr. Buss was great friends You knew how he would be feeling About this hire by J.J. Greger Y'all hiring any damn body these days They are going on. Buss was great friends. You knew how he would be feeling about this hire by J.J. Ritter.

Y'all hiring any damn body these days. They are going on Jenny Buss. You must like him. That's what it is. That's what it is. Jenny Buss, you must want to be with J.J. Ritter. I tell you what. I tell you what.

If you talk to him, your ass losing his company. I tell you that right now. Ain't no fraternizing on the job. Y'all fired you doker because you're a stroker. Damn it, let me find out if J.J. and J.J. got something going on. But you know what?

LeBron, you behind this shit, fam. Yeah, yeah, you can't throw rocks and hide your motherfucking hand. You too, Rich Powell. You know damn well LeBron James has something to do with this hiring. It's bullshit, man.

It's bullshit. Better work. I know that. This motherfucker better work. Y'all better be on the phone right now. On the motherfucking phone right now. Who can you get? Who you want?

Shit. Anybody besides what we got. Now, I want y'all to get in the comment section right now and let me know how y'all feeling about this hire of the Los Angeles Lakers. I don't like it, but at the end of the damn day, I got to deal with it. But what pieces can we bring in to make this team better? Because the way it's constructed now, we ain't going to win a motherfucking thing. Can't get past Denver. Can't get past Denver.

Can't get past Denver. Simple as that. Now, if I'm AD, I'm in the front office every motherfucking day eating strudels. That's what I mean. Strudels every day. I'm in the office looking who can we bring in. Okay, we

got this piece. Okay, how can we get that piece? How can we get DeMar Rosa? That's all I want. I want DeMar Rosa on the motherfucking Lakers. I saw him up there on the stage with Kendrick Lamar. We're going to get to that in a minute. They tell me right now Drake's the one throwing punches in the air. We going to stick to the Lakers right now, though.

I need all my bloods. I need all my crips. I need all y'all to come together in unity, goddammit, and go up there and protest at the crypto arena and what's going on with these Lakers, because this

shit ain't right. It ain't right. It don't sit well with me right now, man. It don't. Y'all done fell in love with J.J. Reddick? Ah, man, he's going to be great. Sound like my baby mama going to love me. Going to find another man. Now he putting hands on him.

Now she want to run back to me. Hell no! Stay over there! You said it wasn't good over here? You didn't like my hungry man, Dillard? You like the dumb damn crawfish he was giving you? Now I ain't no more damn crawfish. Now you're back eating tuna fish. Now you're back eating tuna fish.

Now you're back eating tuna fish. All I'm simply saying is, y'all, I don't think the man qualified for the job. Now could he turn out to be a good coach like Steve Kerr? Yes.

But Steve Kerr was working in the front offices at these NBA With the NBA teams JJ Reddy big on podcasts Big on ESPN with bad breath ass Steve and they smell He ain't been in the trenches He ain't been in the trenches So man get in the comment section

Let me know how y'all feeling about this Like a situation right now man Do you think it's going to work Or do you think it's not going to work? Or do you think I should give it time? Chill out, dude. Stop ranting. Give it time. Let them bring in some pieces to make this work.

I don't know, but the Laker front office don't seem too stable to me. Like every summer, they'll go out and make a splash in the free agency and get a major piece. They haven't really been doing that. They've been getting pieces, but they've been the old pieces. I'm saying it right here,

the right now, today. The Los Angeles Lakers need to make a trade for Trigger Finger, John Moran. You damn right. If you got to give up Rui, if you got to give up AR-15, if you got to give up D'Angelo Russell, three first-round picks, Los Angeles Lakers, look at me right now.

Go and get Trigger Finger, Ja Morant right now to the Lakers. I know people that watching this show right now, duh, you tripping. No No in the hell I ain't. They got the money. They got the damn money to do it. Go and do it. Jerry Buss will be happy like a mother. Know he would.

That's what he do. He will make big things happen. He'll do it. He'll go out and make it happen. Tell me I'm lying Y'all know I ain't lying Lakers Y'all got the Duke Belvedere

D-4 Piston Trash Don't fire money with Then you got to pay him all this motherfucking money Big Mitch and Southwest T Rolling over in they motherfucking grave right now Southwest T You know better than going to take a picture with our Supreme son

50 don't like that You know better Y'all know 50 crazy. Shout out to Fifth. I see y'all with 8, baby. Duke and Ted. We in Streetport, Louisiana, baby. Comedy show. Yeah, I see some of y'all in the comments. When he posted me, y'all in there. Man, what about this? Fuck them!

He got who he want on the show. Me? I am him. I am him. These ain't skits. This real live stage. I am him. I am him at the end. These ain't skits. This real live stage. I am him. Real talk. I thought I might want to get that out the way. I'm sick of y'all in the cup, man. Man, what about Adrian?

What about him? They been in the goddamn game 50 years. It's my time. Stop all that damn crying. If you cry, what the kids gonna do? Shit. I got me. Let me get back to the Pistons. I should have kept money with them. Good coach. The players y'all got ain't

it. He's bringing in young players. They were going to get better. Yes, they had a down year. Detroit Lions were having down years, 18 years straight. You know what I'm saying? So sometimes you got to ride it out, man. I think money with you would have been able to turn their organization around,

but he didn't. Y'all fired him. Nevertheless, now let's bring somebody else in. I'm looking for y'all to bring in Sam Cassell. Bring in Mark Jackson. Yeah, bring in somebody my color. Yeah, I said it. I'm just saying.

Shit. Hell, there's a million white coaches. Hell, they tired too. Hell, them white coaches want to go home and be with their family too. Let them brothers get enough some time, man. Damn. But if it wasn't a white coach, I wouldn't mind having him. Mike Krasinski, if he come on retired, that's one coach that I like, respect.

Mike Krasinski, man, brilliant brain. And that might be one of the reasons why the Lakers brought in J.J. Ritter because he come up on Mike Krasinski and Duke. But come on, Detroit, man. Y'all got to do better. The city of Detroit deserves better than the way they played last year. And I just don't like the fact that y'all put that on Money Williams. I don't.

I don't like the fact that the Lakers didn't even interview Money Williams. I don't like that. Did y'all interview any black candidates is what I want to know. No, that's the big key. Did y'all interview anybody black? What about Meskin? Why he got me black all the time? What about Meskin?

Is it any Meskin head coach of the league? Is Eric Sporster Meskin? I don't know. He getting darker by the day. I don't know. Is it Miami or what? The sun? I don't know.

But Eric Sporster starting to look black to me. I don't think he's black. I don't know. Mama say he is it miami or what the sun i don't know my air sports store to look black to me i don't think it's black i don't know mama say ain't black everybody here saying black but i say black but y'all think y'all think every sports black i don't know i'm just saying a lot going on man a lot of going on the road uh what's his name uh for indiana just had a four-year 189 million dollar um pas. Y'all know who I'm talking about, motherfucker? I said the Al-Thaiki Kobe. Him. Came from Toronto with the Indiana Pacers right now.

Him. Signed a four-year, $189 million deal with the Pacers. He deserve it. Guy's a baller. Checked him out last year in the Drew League. Him over there with, I can't think of my boy name right now with the Pacers. The star over there is Halliburton. He's over there now. The place is the store over there. Halliburton.

He's over there with Halliburton. They're doing some – they're going to be all right. The place is going to be all right. I think they are one key player away from really doing big things in the East and contesting with Boston. They were getting Boston running for their money with what they had when they was healthy. So if they can just bring in one more key piece,

I'm looking for the Indiana Pacers to take that leap. I'm looking for it. You heard it right here. Don't get me wrong. The East is deep. You still got the Knicks. You got Milwaukee coming back. You got Philly coming back with a B.

You already got the defending champion in the Celtics. Orlando will be better. Cleveland will be better. The East is stacked better The East is stacked The East is stacked man But shout out to Pascal I finally thought of his name on that one

It's taking me a while but y'all get it I got it right today I had to think about it for a minute But nah I finally got it Also something I want to address too is They on Jay-Z ass for performing that Tom Brady Hall of Fame thing, but won't perform at the

Hip Hop 50 shit. That's real talk. Jay-Z, you got to do better than that. You always talk about this black shit, but you ain't supporting us. That's some bullshit, Jay-Z, and don't y'all get on here and tell me, man, he got the NFL. Jay-Z ain't doing a motherfucking thing in the NFL. Nigga cut them bullshit ass dreads. Them hoes look musty. If and tell me, man, he got the NFL. Jay-Z ain't doing a motherfucking thing in the NFL. Nigga cut them bullshit

ass dreads. Them hoes look mustard. If you ask me, I guarantee you, if Jay-Z washed them dreads, the color in that damn water be the color of tea. I ain't bullshitting you. Y'all know I ain't lying. Jay-Z ain't been fucking with us, man.

Him or me. Every time they want to make some money, they want to run to us, though. Hell no. Stay where you at. Stay in them damn hills where you're hitting at. Eating pimento cheese sandwiches and shit. Doing God knows what. God doing knows what up there in them damn hills, man.

There's some bullshit going on in this industry. Ain't bullshit. There's a whole lot of freaky bullshit going on in this entertainment industry. And you got to wake up. You got to be safe. Bad boy 4 was like, it's fire. I don't want to hear nothing about that slap. No, motherfucking Moe

Will Smith the man. More than love, your face swole. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like you got water in your face. But ain't nothing wrong with Martin, y'all. Leave Martin alone. He's getting old. He's aging. That's what you're supposed to do when you age. You know what I'm saying?

The man is almost 60. Y'all on here saying he can have strokes. Man, he ain't had shit. Man, he ain't had no stroke. Man, good. Face roll, motherfucker. Hell, he can face roll. Shit.

What you talking about? He's old age. You gain weight when you get older, man. This ain't the same Martin Martin that a older, man. This ain't the same walkie-walkie that a youth club had. This ain't Jerome. From the Himalayas. This ain't Jerome, baby. You getting old.

You're old. Your girl getting old. When some of y'all girls, man, y'all girls probably 150, 160 when your friend Melvin, you been with her 10, 15 years now. Now the whole truth's 30. You know I ain't lying. But you still love her. Fat hand having that. Why?

Because she can cook. And she lawyer. These days ain't lawyer, man. Real talk. These days will leave you behind a rumor. Behind a rumor. These women will leave you these days. Tell me I'm lying.

Back in the day, you had to make a phone call back in the 60s. Shirley would call Barbara and tell Barbara that Mike is cheating. And when Mike come home, she would question him about it. Baby, it's not true. That was the end of it. Throw more kids later. You know what I'm talking about? Not now.

Your girl get a phone call now saying you cheat me when you get home. Bad news going to beat your ass. You can be at work. She coming to your job, making the scene, breaking your windows, spray painting your car, doing all this and that. Your boss is looking at you. They're going to warn you already about some shit that happened last

year on the job. The next time you're going to be fired. So you already know you're about to be fired because they want to fire your ass anyway. But you know your job. But one thing about these jobs, I want to tell y'all right now on this show, they will replace your ass. Real talk.

If somebody been on their job 30 years, they love them to death. But as soon as they die, they going to have somebody coming in there and filling in that spot. Tell me I'm lying. So stop going crazy. Stop stressing behind these jobs because they don't love you like that. Real talk. They don't love you like that real talk they don't love you like that when you die your ass getting replaced simple as that i gotta get to work i

gotta get to work i gotta get this why you tell me yeah i need to get to church that's one thing i don't understand about those people who believe in god like because i believe in god everybody don't that's your preference i'm just talking about me but i never understood this growing up we would lose our mind rushing to get the job, get to the job when we was late. But why we going to do that when we late for church? We ought to have that same energy running and trying to get in there to the house of the Lord and hear the word. Yeah, we know the pastor full of shit. We know he can't see his fingers because his belly in the way.

We know all this shit. We know he's stealing. But we're here for the word. We ain't here know all this shit. We know he's stealing. But we're here for the word. We ain't here for this crooked mother. We know he's full of shit. Me and my pastor play domino. We on the football board together. We meet up down there in Shreveport and gamble.

We do it all. My pastor is a real brother. I'm getting out of that N-word, too. I want y'all to stay on me. I'm trying to get out of saying the N-word. My pastor is a real brother. I'm getting out of that N-word too. I want y'all to stay on me. I'm trying to get out of the N-word. My pastor is a real brother from the Himalaya. He's a real player.

I'm just saying, y'all, there's a whole lot of going on in the world. Jay-Z, I ain't rocking with right now, man. Ryan right now, man. Ryan P.E.D. Garcia

has been suspended for a whole year forfeiting his pay. Trash. Now, I know some of y'all gonna get here and say it ain't gonna stop the fact that he whooped Devin's ass

and he did. Ryan Garcia whooped Devin's ass all over that damn ring. Yes, he did. I saw it. You saw it. Everybody saw it. Steven Warner saw it. Steven Warner saw it.

But the man fucking cheated. And I don't respect that. I don't respect it. Even though Devin got whooped. Fam, you looking at this, Devin? You got your ass whooped, boy. Bill, your son got his ass whooped, boy. We ain't gonna forget it.

But you gonna have to come out your next fight, Devin. You gonna have to throw your motherfucking things. You gonna have to throw them. I like you, Devin. I think you got skills to pay the bills. I just think you lost that fight fair and square. Now, whether that boy had that dope in him,

because he did. Ron had dope in his system, man. And that's what I don't understand about y'all. Boy had dope in his system. Y'all don't want to say, ah, man, it didn't do nothing. You a damn liar. When you go to your job, and you're going to smoke weed, and they drug test you, and your pee come back dirty, what they do?

You're fired. You're fired. It ain't nothing but weed. We don't give a damn what it was. It wasn't supposed to be in there, boy. That's the same way about Ryan. That dope wasn't supposed to be in him. Now, some of y'all slow.

Dub, it wasn't no dope. But, I know what it was. I'm just talking, breaking down in y'all language. So y'all can understand what I'm coming from. You understand what I'm saying? I'm trying to be all professional and shit. Boy was on dope. Boy had dope in his system.

Boy had hair on. That was hair on. That was number hair on. Motherfucker hit you like that, make you look for your air pod. Boy had hair on in your goddamn fist. That's all it was. Mine ain't never hit like no damn tank, David. Boy, he was hitting on Devin Haney.

Shit, Bill was sweating like a mother. Do you hear me? He was sweating Now I don't know if you real boxing fans We're going to stop cheating That's something we're going to do The boy cheated to win And y'all

He's a year off, he's going to be fine Yeah, you're right Boxers take a year off every goddamn fight anyway Hell, Crawford ain't following the year Spence ain't following the year. This shit ain't going to do shit for Ryan. He deserved more punishment than this. The boy damn near killed Devin, y'all.

Damn near killed him. In the ring, I watched it. All I could think of was E-40 song from the Bay Area. Sprinkle me, sprinkle me, sprinkle me. That's what Ryan did. They sprinkled some shit. Sprinkle me. That's what Ron did. They sprinkled some shit on his tacos. That's what it was. He didn't get to go and take no shit.

They sprinkled it on his taco, man. And me, I'm not racist. I'm a taco-eating motherfucker. And a chicken-eating motherfucker. And a watermelon-eating motherfucker. Y'all can miss me with that racist shit. Because I love my Mexican. Shout out to my homeboy, Chico.

Who got them red and old pit bulls, too. You know who I'm talking about? Shout out to my homie over at Michigan. I'm coming over there as well. And I'm also going to be in Mexico with Champ. You know, Floyd's going to get ready to fight. Oh, John Gotti III. Boy, them damn my John Gotti the senior rolling over in his damn grave right now.

His damn grandson, Traj. I'm going over there. I'm going to get that check. Chum told me, pull up, come get this bag. I'm on the motherfucking way. Me and my whole team, we're going over to Mexico, baby. Real talk. We're riding horses with no saddles. But we're going to have a ball in them senoritas

over there. Camille, I want your caliente. Me, Papachula. I'm there. Duh, but I ain't know you no Spanish. That's the only thing I think I know, goddammit. But it sound good when I say it. Yeah, duh, Papa Chula. I'm there. Duh, but I ain't know you no Spanish. That's the only thing I think I know, goddammit. But it sound good when I say it. Yeah, duh, Papa Chula. Yeah. When I go over there.

Ooh, them ladies. Ooh, they mucho caliente. Yeah. Damn right. And I ain't looking for no longer women either. Duh, what that mean? Loose. I ain't looking for no loose women when I go over there.

I'm going to have a ball. And I am. Back to the subject at hand, though. Who I think can challenge Tank? I know y'all saying Lomachenko. I know y'all saying Pitbull. Me, Preston, I'm Tank. I'm not fighting Pitbull no damn more.

I'm just not. I can beat him. I beat him with one hand. I'm not fighting him no more. That's a tough fight. That is a tough fight. He won. I didn't beat him. I beat him in one hand. I'm not fighting him no more. That's a tough fight. That is a tough fight. He won. I don't blame Tank. I stay away from him, too. But who else I thought y'all thinking challenging besides Pitbull?

Do y'all think Devin? Do you think Devin deserves a fight with Javante Davis? I know a lot of people talking about Shakur Stevenson. I know y'all want him to fight Tank. Well, damn it. Damn it. Let's do it. If I'm Tank, and the money there, I'll knock Stevenson's ass out

if I'm Tank. And I'm saying it that way because I know Shakur Stevenson feel opposite. I know he's saying he'll whoop Tank ass too. I know that's what Shaquille Stevenson saying. Shaquille Stevenson saying right now, put him in the ring with Tank. He'll whoop Tank ass. Tank saying, I'll knock Shaquille ass out.

I'll make y'all think Tupac back. That's what Tank saying. You got to think, man, these boxers, they young, they hot-headed, they getting money Tupac, man. That's what Tank's saying. You got to think, man. These boxers, they young. They hot-headed. They getting money. They millionaires, man. I love the way – I love where boxing is at right now.

From Mike Tyson, from Muhammad Ali to the Mike Tysons to the Floyd Mayweathers, to the Tank Davidsons and the Secure Stevenson's and the Canelo's and check out the Deontay Wilder for what he did for a while in the heavyweight, bringing that back. And, you know, furry and I like to give everybody that credit, everybody they just do. Just because, you know, why they've been getting, you know what I'm saying? I've been getting a pre-cum knocked out of me last couple of fights. That don't mean the man wasn't good. Man will probably go down The hall of fame

Shout out to Wilder Love to get you on the show fam We can talk about it Ain't no hard feelings over here It's all love over here On this show with me And I mean that from Anybody that I ever called trans

Man it's all love I promise you This shit ain't personal Shout out to my partner John Wall We gonna get John Wall On this show as well I wanna sit down with you John Wall And We're going to get John Wall on this show as well. I want to sit down with you, John Wall, and discuss some things with you, famo.

Man to man. I want to sit down with you, John Wall, and talk. Michael Parsons, you say you're going to come on the show. I'm going to hold you to your motherfucking work. I'm going to pull up to the train account. Get the fuck out of my face, Jerry. I don't want to talk unless you're going to cut the check. I don't want to talk.

I want to talk to Michael Parsons. And I want to talk to Dak. I don't want to talk to you, Zeke. Get your ass down and do up and downs and lose some weight. Damn it, I want to talk to Dak and Michael Parsons. Face to face. Look me in my eyes, motherfucker. That number hurt. I've been hurt a long time.

Baby mama hurt. I've been scarred. Every woman that ever been with cheated on me. I've been hurt. I've been hurt. I've been dealing with it. So when I pray to God, I pray to God to bless me to be stronger.

Bless my mind. Bless my will. Bless my feelings. See, some of y'all be praying for the wrong thing. See, some of y'all be praying to God, God, bless me with a million dollars. God ain't bless you with no million dollars. He gonna bless you with what you need, not what you want. So you gotta know how to pray.

A lot of you women on here praying to God for a good man. He ain't gonna send it. Hell no. You can have a good man. You can rent him out. Some of y'all had them tongue rings in y'all mouth 30 years. You had 90 men. Make it make sense. When you gonna change that damn tongue ring? Old nasty, funky tongue ring. Huh?

Mouth smell like rotten cheese. Hell no. Gotta make it make sense today. Y'all women got to do better. And I know some of y'all will do better. Some of y'all do deserve a good man. And I don't understand when y'all say y'all want a good man, then y'all go out here and get a stud. That don't make sense to me.

It really don't. I'm baffled. I'm really baffled behind this shit that's going on these days though, but shout out to y'all how y'all doing man, how y'all feeling today Friday, some of y'all done got paid and your check already gone, I know a feeling, it's okay I know a feeling

as long as your motherfucking bills paid that's all that matters, you always got next week to get your money and do what you want to do, I know some of y'all done got y'all money, y'all going to get y'all some liquor. You going to get you some bill. You know what I'm saying? You might put something on the pit for the weekend, and you're good.

Some of y'all going to go out and get your check, and y'all really old man. Y'all really old dope man right now. He going to front you all week. Mother, where's your check? Don't. I know the feeling. Just what? Don't pay him.

Go get you something out of your heels. That's what you do. That's what y'all do anyway. And especially when I hear in this game, y'all know what I'm talking about, too. Y'all don't do right. Y'all don't be doing right by people, man. Y'all know y'all don't do right. Look, I can't say what I want to say on this show.

I really want to go in. But I know people be watching. They be watching. They be listening, too. We ain't going to do that. But for the people that understand my language, I know what I'm talking about. Stop bullshitting. If you owe, pay up, man.

Real talk. Tell me y'all know y' you owe, pay up, man. Real talk. Tell me y'all know y'all owe somebody $30, $40 right now. You don't want to pay it. So you're going to go call somebody else and then sprain them. But guess what? When you call that other person, guess what? I'm in the car with them. Come here.

All right, now, now, now, where you been? I'm like a boy, a big boy. God damn, man, where you been? You don't get grown up for being a... Bow, got your ass. Y'all know y'all seen ATL, man. I know y'all know that part I'm talking about when big boy was rolling up on T.I., little brother,

and he waste that damn milk all over him when he seen him. That's exactly what I'm talking about. But nevertheless, though, man, you got to understand, man, if you at work right now, man, and you can't watch this show, you could damn so listen to this show. Matter of fact, let's do this the right way, y'all. A lot of y'all got smartphones.

Check this out, man, if you ain't already have. Go to Apple Podcasts. Stop listening to that money bag, yo, because it's jamming. It is jamming. But for a second, go and type in the Bubba Dub Show on Apple Podcasts. I'm on that. If you're not on Apple Podcasts and you got Spotify, go and download. Go and type in the Bubba Dub Show. Let's get the downloads up, baby. Let's get the downloads up. Let's get the views up on this show. Yep, let's

get the likes up on this show. Let's let's get the likes up on this show. Let's run this shit through the roof. Because this shit getting better and better. Y'all know it. This shit getting better. I'm starting to become medicine. Some of y'all be coming in here feeling bad and going through things. I've been your medicine for you.

I've been helping you get through your days. I'm glad I'm able to do that. Now do this for me. When I come on, turn your notifications on me When I come on Turn your notifications on When I come on Get to sharing it I want your friends mad at you You share it every day

And do And do Share me Don't be selfish Cause when God give out blessings You want your blessing don't you You damn right Can't get your blessing being like this

You know I was talking to somebody the other day, man, and they was telling me, Dub, I love you, man. And you know what I told him? You a mother can lie. How can you say you love me and don't love God? Don't make sense. and don't love God. Don't make sense. You got people out here who hate people. You got people out here who say they hate people.

They got ops, but they love God. Don't make sense. The Bible say, God say, how can you say you love me for whom you ain't never seen? But you see your brother every day, but you don't love him, but you love me. You're lying. Stop lying. Stop lying. Y'all better stop putting y'all faith in man, putting it in God. I wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for God.

And y'all, the reason why I'm around me right now, I ain't got nothing to hide. Did I have help getting there? You damn right. I had a bunch of help getting to where I'm at today. We all need help. Ain't nobody done this shit by they self, y'all. Don't let people get on this entertainment business and get up here and lie in front. Some of the people we learn, I was homeless. You a motherfucking liar, boy.

You still on your mama couch. You ain't homeless. You ain't went without. I know how it feel to go without. Don't know how I'm going to feed my kids, man. Can't buy my kids this. Can't buy them that. Can't take them to the moon because I'm broke.

I've been there. I said I'll break you down as a man. But I didn't break. I didn't fold. I didn't give up. I kept pushing. I kept believing. I kept going to them comedy shows and kept getting on their stage

and kept putting in work and putting in work. And I'm still doing it to this day. Ain't no giving up over him. So when I really tell y'all this show going to be number one, mother, it's going to be. Because I'm going to put the work in. Every mother fucking time I'm on here, I'm going to shine. I'm going to let my light shine.

This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine. That's what I tell them, ho, when they go down below. Oh, yeah, I got this chick. When she go low, it's thumbs up. She better than HBO.

I ain't going to let your light shine when you go thumbs up. She better than HBO. I ain't watching. Let your light shine when you go high. Now, I know I told y'all I was going to give you 70, but if you do it right, I'll give you 150. Come here. I'm in the blessing business. Do you hear me? I'm in the blessing business. When I go to church and they pass that collection plate around, just roll up.

Do I reach in my pocket and pull out nothing? Do you hear me? I'm not putting nothing in that plate. I just came to eat and do my communion. And I'm out. Dub, you cold shit. In an article? I'm not bullshitting you. I'm calling in an article.

There's a lot going on in the world. There's a lot of shit going on. People at like, they don't know what's going on. People full of shit. I guess showed the other day. A shark snorting cocaine. I ain't lying. This all over the news. A shark snorting cocaine. Now look at him.

How long cocaine been in these damn waters? The only we can remember. So I'm pretty sure this ain't the first damn shark that's been on cocaine. Now they seeing the shark going around killing people because it's on cocaine make it make sense white people got them you always want to blame something yeah always want to blame now you blaming the damn animals blaming the shark

the old the goddamn shark supposed to kill that's what he do. You get in the water, shaking your ass, turning your ass every which way but loose. That's what sharks do. Y'all stop blaming them sharks. Y'all blaming yourself, white people. Y'all don't want to get in that goddamn water. Why water fascinates y'all the way it do?

I don't want to know. I really want to know why water fascinates y'all the way it do? I don't want to know. I really want to know why water fascinates you white people like that. You motherfuckers want to go down there to that goddamn Titanic for what? That motherfucker way deep down yonder. Yeah, I'm talking in the slave talk. It's down yonder. What?

What? Motherfucker, get set a camera down there. Why you want to go? Y'all set that Titanic down there? Explosion. What you think was going to happen, man? Stay your ass off down there. Them ghosts down there.

Most of them ain't nothing but ghosts. Nothing but dead people make their soul rest in peace. Nothing but dead souls down there. It's evil down in that damn ocean. I'm not going in there. Jumping in the ocean. Hell, I barely want a beige. What the hell make you think I want to jump in that damn ocean?

Never. Not going. Ain't nothing down there for me. Nothing. Mermaid, Kool-Aid. I don't give a damn. I ain't going down there. Not done.

I'm good. I'm laying. I'm good. I'm laying. And if you think we the only one on this earth you a damn fool with aliens him I know good now. Where my ex baby mama She damn so away from this earth that whole took me for everything I got Now she doing it to the next man

Texted me bruh see what you going through ain't you damn bro Ain't you damn bro we ain't friends You going through what I'm going through, losing weight. I thought you had cancer, but I forgot you with my ex-alien. See it. She'll do it. She'll draw your ass up like a sunken Capri Sun. I'm not bullshitting you.

These women will take you through a storm. You got to be strong in 2024. Joe Biden ain't Marie, fool. See it. Trump at the headway house? Man, I'm telling you, man, so much shit going on, y'all, man. But guess what? Football season coming up.

Damn it. Hell, yeah. I told y'all. I can't wait. I can't wait for this motherfucking football season. Boy, I can't wait at all. You know, we got the Hell Now segment coming up. You know I'm on the road, so you know Uncle and Her.

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Hell no! I don't want no mama getting Android. People be getting lost with them Androids. I want me an iPhone. And I'm cutting my locations out too because I know my baby mama be trying to find out where I'm at. Don't you worry about where I'm at. You just take what I say. I am where I'm at and I'm going to be where I'm going to be.

Shit, hell no. I want no damn Androids. People who got Androids scare me. People who got Androids phones wear them goddamn arms. Them Ross Nikes. And we all know people who wear them Rouse Nikes are real killers. I'm not bullshitting you. Real talk. Somebody ask me, Doug, would you go

swimming with sharks? Hell no! Do you see the color of me? I'm burnt brisket. I'm black. We don't fuck around in water like that. We don't do it. There's something about water to black people. It just does something to us.

I don't know what it is, but I'm afraid of water. When my feet can't touch the ground, I panic. Bubba Dub, I ain't gonna be able to do it. I said, Bubba Dub, do you think you'll ever run for president? Hell no, boy, I got too much skeletons in my damn closet, boy, I used to move that work. They ain't gonna let me in now. Try to make a hose out of this little weed, make them holes to come out the woodworks on me while I'm running for president. But my girl been done left me. Shit. Hell no. Hell no. I be the fresh person

in the relationship running for president. Because they like to bring up everything. And I do mean everything from what you did from kindergarten all the way up to now. And I can sleep with some ugly motherfuckers nobody don't want to know about. And I don't want to ever come to the light.

Now, that's why I would never run for president. But if I was ever president, there wouldn't be no more down charge support. I tell you this.

Oh, yeah, boy, y'all be proud of me. There won't be no more charge support. Full stamps, y'all be getting $4,000 a month in full stamps.

And when I find out you Negroes selling them stamps, your ass going to jail. Oh, yeah, I'm going to tell it. I'm going to talk, tell it on your rabbit ass. I'm going to play out of that. Now, them stamps supposed to be for them kids, for the people who can't work.

Now, people who can work and still get stamps going to jail. You ain't get no damn stamp, but get your ass on a damn job somewhere and get to it. Lazy, siren, no good mother. But for the women out there that like to get down and get on their head, you can get whatever you want. Promise you that. You can get whatever you want from me. I'm going to look out

for you. I'm going to look out for you every time. Check this out, man. If y'all watching this show today, man, I'm in Jackson, Mississippi, man. Jackson, Mississippi. I got four shows, man. Two Friday, two Saturday, man. I'm in Jackson, Mississippi, man. Jackson, Mississippi. I got four shows, man. Two Friday, two Saturday, man. I'm in Johnny T's. Pull up.

Own your boy. We're going to have a good old country time down here in Mississippi doing what we do. We hitting that stage. Got my boy JB. Yeah, got my boy JB here. Got my boy Cal Moot. Got my homegirl Tony. Tony G, she here as well.

Man, y'all got to come to these shows and check me out, man. If you really want to support me, man, every time I'm on here, I'm letting y'all know where I'm going to be at. I'm going to be in Memphis next week. Yep, at Chuckles. Grab them tickets, man. That's what I need more than anything. Grab them tickets.

Come see you, boy. I guarantee you, you're going to laugh just as much as you laugh at Mike Yelps, Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, and all the rest of the ones that y'all love. I'm just as funny. And this ain't no cap. This is real mother that I'm talking to y'all. And I'm just

calling it like I see it. I don't never toot my horn. Never will. But when I'm on that stage, I'm him. I'm him at that. That's all I'm saying. I'm him at that. So's all I'm saying. I'm him at that. So, with that being said, man, there's so much shit going on in the world, man. Like I said, I know B.B. Drake, someone swinging in there. I know y'all seen that Kendrick Lamar concert.

That shit was unbelievable. He had Crips, Blues. They had Suge Knight, Bluge, they had Suge Knight on Hologram up there. It was L.A. Humpty Dumpty thing going on in L.A. And I love it. That's how brothers come together.

That's how brothers come together, man. They say Drake was on J. Prince Ranch crying like a motherfucker. Ain't't nothing J Prince can do about this I have to J Prince you know I love you fam but ain't nothing J Prince can do about this the people done spoke the people ride with Kendrick now Drake I don't know what you're gonna do you're gonna have to get your yellow singing ass um uh back in that booth and come up with another hit

because right now even Braun was there. I know you don't like that shit. Now, Braun, I thought you and Drake was homies, fam. You in attendance? Dancing to this record against me? It could be problems. If I'm Drake, I'm going to start telling all your damn secrets, Braun. I ain't bullshit.

Savannah, come here. That's what I would do. But nevertheless, it's good for hip-hop that happened. No bloodshed. At the end of the day, just words. Hopefully these brothers can get, hopefully these brothers can come together and make an album. That's what

I would love. Drake, Kendrick, come together and make an album. Go on tour. Show the world that brothers, yes, we can have disagreements, but at the end of the day, we can come together make an album go on tour show the world that brothers yes we can have disagreements but the end of the day we could come together ain't no bloodshed and nobody getting hurt and we can get this money that's the way i look at some of y'all look at a difference some of y'all man forget that man i'm gonna kill that's why you go to jail yeah i'm gonna kill all the time you emotional you. You Negroes are emotional, man. You can argue with somebody, but I don't want to hurt them or harm them, man.

I argue with people every day. I don't fight and all that because I can't fight. So I'm looking. I want to de-escalate the situation. Now, if I feel like I can't de-escalate the situation, I'm dialing 911. Plain and simple. You ain't got. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm going to argue with the cops. I'm goinging 911. Plain and simple. You ain't got, I'm not gonna argue with you. Argue with the

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Got to take advantage of your opportunities. Now, my trash of the day going to no other than the Los Angeles Lakers for hiring J.J. Redd. Trash. That's how I feel right now. Now, if the Lakers come out this year and start balling, I'm going to be the first one with my pump on going on. I knew it. I knew it, but I'm lying.

But y'all ain't going to know that, though. You know, I'm going to root for you. I'm going to talk bad about you when you're down. And I'm going to talk good about you when you're up. At least I'm firm. At least I'm honest. At least I'm doing it from the heart. At least it ain't personal. It ain't personal

over here, man. I mean, I was thinking about this chick I had, man. I had this chick, boy, I'm talking about about 10 years ago. Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so horny. I can't get her out of my mind. Sexiness is all I see. Hey, my bad, y'all. I had memories, man. I went down memory lane,

man. You bought a one-time memory lane today. Hope y'all enjoyed this show. I know y'all been missing me, but I'm back. You know what to do. Turn your notifications on. I ain't gonna say nothing else. I'm in the chat today with y'all, chopping it up as usual. We're gonna get the chat up to over a thousand a day. We're gonna get the chat up over to a thousand a day. We're going to get the chat up over to a thousand a day.

If you're just not tuning in, you missed the show. We've been talking about P.E.D. Ryan Garcia, talking about the Lakers, talking about the Detroit Pistons, talking about a little bit of everything on this show. That's what we do.

We don't just talk about sports. We talk about everyday life to Israel. I see y'all asses again Monday. I'm out.