Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba goes off on Ryan CHEATER Garcia & NBA Conference Finals

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

Bubba Dub is back and reacts to Luka Doncic and Kyrie Irving’s showstopping Game 1 performance in a 108-105 victory over Anthony Edwards and the Minnesota Timberwolves (2:00).  After, Bubba looks a...head to Game 2 of the NBA’s Eastern Conference Finals between the Boston Celtics and Indiana Pacers. Can Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown lead their squad to a 2-0 lead over Tyrese Haliburton and Pascal Siakam’s Pacers (14:00)?  Next, Dub debates Sugar Ray Leonard vs. Sugar Shane Mosely and explains why he’s rocking with his pick (35:00). Then, Trashh of the Day (46:30) and another round of FaceTime with Fans (58:15). Finally, Bub GOES OFF on Ryan Garcia after reacting to breaking news of his failed b-sample test on the heels of a victory over Devin Haney (01:04:00)! (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume. 108, 105. Come here. Now, I know I picked Minnesota. I know I picked Minnesota to win. I know I did. So, I didn't talk about it, though. Now, let's dive into this game. Like I said, Dallas Shag Mavericks won last night. 108, 105. Hell of a game. But let me just break it down just like this.
Starting point is 00:00:38 You got to be careful what you ask for. And me, you ask for Kyrie. Dammit, you got him. I told you. He ain't no Jamal Murray. You gonna have your hand full all night. And you did. Now let's dive into this game, y'all. Get down and just
Starting point is 00:00:54 break it down, man. Dallas shot 49% from the field. Wolves shot 42%. Dallas only hit three threes. I mean, only six threes. The Wolves only hit 18 threes, and mean, only six threes. The Wolves only hit 18 threes, and they still lost. I told y'all.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Man, Minnesota too big. No, they not. No, they not. You can be big all you want, but if I'm hitting damn jumpers, see what does it matter? Nothing. Come here. Call Anthony Towne. I'm going to start with Minnesota. Call Anthony Towne. Trash. You too damn big, fam.
Starting point is 00:01:25 You be playing like you George Mirison or something. Like you can't move your damn feet. Then you want to run your ass out there to the 3.1. Get your ass in the paint. Time to Euro. Motherfucker, you ain't Ginobili. You ain't Ginobili. 16 points.
Starting point is 00:01:41 McDaniels had 24. Had a good game. Rudy Goldberg gave you 12 and 7. Got to have more rebounds than that big man. Something ain't gonna get it. I can get you 7 rebounds. Ant-Man 19 and 11, that ain't gonna get it, Ant. Got to shoot the ball better than you shot it.
Starting point is 00:01:55 I know you running around, playing all your deep playing and spending a lot of energy on Kyrie. I told y'all that. I told y'all that. He was gonna spend a lot of energy on Kyrie. Like, you gotta pick and choose, man. Which one y'all want this young man y'all that. He was going to spend a lot of energy on Kyrie. Like, you got to pick and choose, man. Which one y'all want this young man to do? He can't do it all.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Now, if I'm Minnesota, I'm taking him out, Kyrie. Shit, I'm getting him out, Kyrie, immediately. I don't want you chasing Kyrie around. Never. I need you for offense, fam. Because that's what it's going to take to beat these Dallas Mavericks right now. Michael Cunningham Jr. had six. Nas Reed gave you, what Nas Reed had you?
Starting point is 00:02:29 15. Kyle Anderson with that ugly ass shot gave you 11. It was a good game overall. But Luka, man, I told y'all, man, that fat, stubbed, chubby-looking mother, freaking ball. P.J. Washington gave him 13. Gaffer, 10. You know what I'm talking about? Luka, 33j washington gave him 13 on gaffer 10 you know what i'm talking about um luca 33 kairi gave him 30 lively gave him nine josh green gave him three yeah i told y'all man i know i told y'all maybe so we're gonna win but i also had uh the mouse picked in seven
Starting point is 00:03:00 because i just feel like um just better, if you ask me. The thing Jason Kidd doing, it's the small things with Jason Kidd, man. Y'all got to pay attention to what's really going on. Like I say, he's spreading it out. He's not just letting them boys get in there and clog up the paint. And I'm talking about big and rebound. Dallas let him rebound
Starting point is 00:03:19 48 to 40. Dallas had 11 offensive rebounds and Minnesota only had 10. Dallas had 21 assists. Dallas had 11 offensive rebounds and Minnesota only had 10. Dallas had 21 assists. Minnesota had 23. Dallas had 13 turnovers. Minnesota had 10. Both of them aren't going to stop turning the ball over as
Starting point is 00:03:35 much. Dallas had 62 down points in the paint. Come here! Minnesota didn't have a 38. But all y'all kept saying was they was the bigger team. They big shit don't mean nothing. Unless it's to them females. That's the only way it means something, unless it big means something to the females. And that's something a female never told me, that I was big.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I'm in my damn feeling behind that. I want to be big. I want to be strong. I think I'm going to take that trip on down to Miami, y'all. I think I'm going to take that trip. But let me get back to basketball, though. My bad. You know how I am. I get off track. I get to talk my thing. I don't even need to be talking my thing. Y'all sitting at
Starting point is 00:04:12 home laughing at me. And I don't want that. Y'all be hurting my feelings, y'all. I need therapy. I really do. I need therapy. I need counseling, man. So, but back to this game, though. Luka. Luka Kyrie, man that that double-headed monster uh me honestly um like i say this series gonna go seven games but i don't really think nothing
Starting point is 00:04:31 minnesota can do with luca and kairi right now at all kairi is in a zone you heard what he said i was at the house i heard what ant-man said i took it personal i know that way you did. Kyrie got the same mentality as Kobe Bean Bryant had. He a killer. He a killer. Like my stepfather. I don't like him. But my stepfather is a real killer. You know how many times he done choked me up?
Starting point is 00:04:57 And I never told my mama. Because he told me if I ever told my mama, he'll end it. He told me, boy, I'll end you. And I believe him. I got nothing but respect for my stepfather. Nothing. Damn, my real dad, I respect my stepfather. I seen my stepfather knock my real dad out.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I ain't going to shit you. At my basketball game. Bow. Knock skull juice all out my daddy mouth. My dad over there looking at me Shit, don't look at me You see what I'm going through at the high? Me and mama
Starting point is 00:05:28 Both of us getting abused Shit, mama going down that writing statement Shit, I'm writing them too, mama Shit, don't forget about my pen and paper Man, write them But back to the game though Y'all get in the comment section Let me know, man
Starting point is 00:05:41 What y'all think about that game last night I thought it was a good game Of course, Minnesota gonna come back out out game two, make some adjustments. But what you going to do? You going to blitz Luka and lead Kyrie in them open? Or you going to try to double Kyrie and lead? Like, there's really nothing you can do right now, man. Honestly, just play ball, man.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Go, man, one-on-one. And go for what you know is a close game. I mean, like, it was a blowout or nothing like that. Minnesota could have very well won that game last night, but they didn't. So that goes back to the drawing board. They see the mistakes that they made in last night's game, and they will correct them. I look for Ant-Man to come out and shoot the ball better than when he shot it last night. I look for him to be a little bit more aggressive.
Starting point is 00:06:20 He was going to the hole. He just wasn't finishing as he should. Ant-Man, you're getting the hole high as you're jumping. Just go on and dunk it, fam. Just go going to the hole. He just wasn't finishing as he should. And man, you getting the hole high as you jumping, just go on and dunk it, fam. Just go on and dunk it. That's what you got to do sometime, man. Stop trying to lay it up and be all finessing like your bald-headed daddy Michael George used to do.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Damn all that. Go on there. Yeah, you got to go in there and dunk on somebody every now and then. See, I couldn't dunk, but we had them goals where you can let it down. I know my real players didn't know. You used to have them goals where you let it down, and I get my little nephew go out there like I'm
Starting point is 00:06:51 Sean Kimp or something down by it when I'm coming down there dunking on my nephew. Come here! Come here! Yeah! But it was a good game, though, man. You know, I mean, you know. It was a good game, man. Nothing to get mad about if you're a Minnesota Timberwolves fan. You lost. Come back game two. Regroup and go back at it. If you're a Dallas Marriott fan, you feeling great. You know, I mean, you know, it was a good game, man. Nothing to get mad about. If you're a Minnesota Timberwolves fan, you lost. Come back game two, regroup, and go back at it.
Starting point is 00:07:07 If you're a Dallas Marriott fan, you feeling great. You don't win nothing, stole one. So you don't really going to give a damn about game two because you're going back home for two in a row. You understand what I'm saying to you? That's why you go and take care of business if you are a team that's on the road, Dallas winning nothing, and stole one. Yeah, they winning them and stole one.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Acting like them Negro from Oak Cliff. You ever go with Dollars? I'm telling y'all. You ever go with Dollars? Man, don't listen to them people. Man, Oak Cliff ain't really like that. They a damn lot. Some real killers in Oak Cliff.
Starting point is 00:07:39 And there's some good people in Oak Cliff. Might I say, not everybody is killers up there and this and that. But I'm just saying for me when i go through oak cliff she i'm riding behind tent yes yes i am and i got the police behind me escort me she i'm not coming down too well trap boy freddie in jail too she i ain't got no penny being in oak cliff never they still finna cliff oh y'all them niggas still finna cliff i'm trying to tell you a guy I love right now. Get in the comment section right now and let me know what you think went wrong for Minnesota last night.
Starting point is 00:08:11 What improvements do you think Minnesota can make heading into game two? They'll be back in Minnesota again. Me personally, I think Minnesota will win game two. I don't see Dallas winning two in a row, but if they do, oh, Minnesota, you can't go out against these damn Mavs. Oh, you don't want to do that? Going back to Dallas too? It's going to be problems. I told you Michael Parson going to be there if he
Starting point is 00:08:33 ain't on that podcast. He's going to be at that damn game. Emmitt Smith, gray-headed, he's going to be there too. Irvin, oh, you know Irvin now. Part of him, even in the parking lot. Come here. See him play, Michael? See him. He ain't wait till after the game.
Starting point is 00:08:50 He gonna get it done now. Come here. Come here. Sweating. Even though it's 50 degrees or not, Irving gonna be sweating. Come here. No, that gonna be there, man. Everybody gonna be there. This is big for Dallas right now, man. In case y'all know, they got a casino thing to be built up there in the next two or three years, too.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Mark Cuban. Oh, Mark Cuban's smart, man. That's why he sold them. Yeah, Cuban want that casino money. Come on. Slop a scene. Ching, ching, ching. Go in here and gamble.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Don't lie. I know y'all be gambling. Y'all be at them casinos. Y'all be going down to the street port. Y'all be going to Vegas. Y'all be going up to the Wine Stars boy. Y'all be going to Vegas. Y'all be going up to the Wine Stars, Oklahoma. I be seeing y'all. Shit, my grandma stay out there in the street, boy,
Starting point is 00:09:29 at the casino. Yeah, she... Talking about she handicapped. Shit, not the way you be running up in there and playing them damn games, granny. Then come back home acting like you can't walk. Stop it. I'm going to get to put them people in your damn life, too, granny. Scamming them. You don't need no damn disability.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Ain't nothing wrong with you. You can hear. You can talk. Walk. Use your hands. Shit. Get your ass back down there and work. Come on.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Come on up, baby. Can you do this for me? Hell no. Hold on. Matter of fact, let me jump into my hell no. I don't say me. Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw.
Starting point is 00:10:14 And he's here to tell you. Hell no. Hell no. hit me that's one thing right there i don't hate y'all my grandma when i come over there baby can you think you could go out there and watch granted car hell no i ain't watching no damn car not at all i ain't gonna be able to do it bubba Dub You think you can take me to work Hell no I'm not taking you to work You ain't got no damn damn money Shit Why would I take you somewhere And you ain't got no damn damn money
Starting point is 00:10:34 And I already broke my damn self That don't make no sense to me Do it Hell no it don't Baby mama calling me I know you sent that $150 Do you think you can send me another $150 And I pay you back? Hell no
Starting point is 00:10:48 You better get it from that nigga you with Cause you ain't laying up with me Get it from whoever you laying up with If you make me say you ain't no real father Shit, I never said I was And I ain't ask for him to be here Shit, I told you to swallow him That's what I told you to do
Starting point is 00:11:03 Told y'all Y'all don't be listening to me when I be trying to swallow them That's what I told you to do Told y'all I told y'all Y'all don't be listening to me When I be trying to tell y'all shit, man You got to start telling people Hell no People be hitting me up all the time I'm just a comedian
Starting point is 00:11:13 Hey fam Can you listen to my song? Hell no Ain't no damn music AR, none of that Send that shit to 50 Cent Somebody or DaBaby or somebody
Starting point is 00:11:22 I ain't in the I ain't in the music business I'm a comedian, fam I'm not trying to hurt y' somebody, or the baby or somebody. I ain't in the music business. I'm a comedian, fam. I'm not trying to hurt y'all feelings or nothing, but I don't want to hear that shit. You get to talk about you killing people and this and that. Then I go down and they trying to lock me up and I know that what you just done spit. Shit, I know about
Starting point is 00:11:37 a murder. You do? Hell yeah. Drop these charges on me. Next thing I know, you in jail. Now I got to come down and testify against you. You don't want that and I don't want that. You don't want to be facing me in no courtroom. You don't want to be sitting down in that chair and I'm sitting up in there like this. I solemnly swear to tell nothing but the truth.
Starting point is 00:11:57 I do. You think I'm getting married. You know the way I'm saying. I do. Come here. Listen to these damn lyrics. And I ain't talking about slime lyrics evil the real play that song back It meaning in 36 three seconds. I got nine bodies. What do you get?
Starting point is 00:12:11 It's a whole lot of missing people. You got them. You say you got nine. Let's go find Them here now move me man. I can't be I can't be playing game right She gotta make it make sense these days y'all game two coming up game two coming up Pacers yeah goddamn right Pacers and the Celtics see who y'all got Boston already up 1-0 Boston already up 1-0 shit will the real country kitchen Indiana Pacers uh come through and win tonight game this is what I want to know cause Boston ain't gonna play like they played game one man y'all and y'all know that. Them damn Celtics going to come ready to play tonight.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Tell you what I'm saying. Might go for 40. Jalen Brown might go for 30. You never know. Bowhead Devin White might go for 30. Got Drew Holiday over there. Old ass Horford over there. See, it's going to be a game.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I can't wait to watch this because it's going to be a high-scoring game. Ain't going to be no damn defense played in this game at all. At all. Last game, Pacers shot 53%. They about to shot 47%. They let me know ain't no damn defense being played. Ain't no hands in the faces. Ain't none of that going on.
Starting point is 00:13:17 They talking about defense winning championship. God damn it, show me. You got to show me. Who y'all got tonight, man? Celtics or the Pacers? I'm riding with the Celtics. I think the Celtics is going to go'all got tonight, man. Celtics or the Pacers? I'm riding with the Celtics. I think the Celtics finna go up 2-0, man. Because the Celtics should have lost their first game.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Pacers should have won that game, y'all. Pacers should have won game one. They didn't. I feel like Boston going to come out tonight and put this game away real early. And Pacers going to have to go home and regroup and get their shit together because they ain't going to be able to do it in Boston tonight. Game two, they probably don't watch film, seeing the mistakes they made, even though they still won. They going to correct them damn mistakes. And that's what you got to do in life. You got to correct it. I know a lot of people be
Starting point is 00:13:58 coming on my show. Hey, Doug, appreciate you, man. I was in the penitentiary, man. Now I came home five, six years. Now I'm working, doing good. See? Correct it. It ain't where you start. It's how you end. It's how you end, man. I know y'all be out there struggling and going through things.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Hell, I am too. What you struggling with, Doug? You got everything. I ain't got everything, man. I'm a man too. I ain't got everything, man. What I want, somebody else got i got i got to tell y'all something i gotta be real with y'all man i'm getting off track i'm gonna get back to this game but man i had to make a phone call yesterday y'all i had to man i went through
Starting point is 00:14:37 my girl phone y'all and i seen she was dealing with this guy man and um i i went through her phone man and i called him and I pleaded with him, man. Stop sleeping with my gal, man. Like, dog. Like, you can change the dog. She won't even go to church no damn more. Just do the knock the damn religion on my girl, man. She don't believe in none of that.
Starting point is 00:14:59 We don't pray together no more. None of that, man. I had a spiritual woman, man. She was Baptist, but she was spiritual. Who don't even want to go to church no damn more, man? What do they do at that? They don't want to spend time with me or the kids. All she want to do is go out
Starting point is 00:15:15 and have drinks. Hell, who at that bar? Let me go. You don't need to go. You stay here with the kids. Come to find out she been mean to me. This ain't no regular nigga either. Like I say, I called him. I went through the phone. Then I found his contacts.
Starting point is 00:15:30 And I looked him up on Facebook. Man, fam, 6'3", 245 pounds, solid. He don't work out in plenty of fitness. Hell no, he had late fitness. I done weights different over there. But I'm laying low again. You damn wrong. I'm like a turtle. That's how low I am. I'm't know what's different over there. But I'm laying low to get him. You damn right. I'm like a turtle. That's how low I am to the ground.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I'm going to get him. You ain't want to be disrespectful about a fan. You whole ass calling me, man. Check her. I'm checking both of y'all. I lied. I ain't said nothing on yet. See, I ain't got nowhere else to go. I'm going to get my shit together first before I start a fight
Starting point is 00:16:03 or argument with her. And when she say get out, I have somewhere to go. But right now, just between me and you, just me and you. Ooh, baby. Y'all remember that song? Don't worry about it. Don't worry. Don't worry about a damn thing. Y'all don't know nothing about Tony, Tony, Tony.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Y'all don't know nothing about that real old school R&B music, man. Y'all don't know nothing about that. We ain't got that no more in this day and age. Man, these young R&B, all they want to do is eat booty, man. Oh, speaking of eating booty, man, let me talk to y'all. Man, my auntie hood, they came over here last night, man. Dude, Brisbane like Cain Corso shit. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Brisbane like Cain Corso shit. Come over here, Doug. Talk to me. Let the ladies corso shit. I swear to God. Brist my like cane corso shit. Want a cop? Come over here, dog. Talk to me. Let the ladies talk. You come over here with me. Man, I got the smell of some shit. I start looking on the bottom of my shoe like I felt like I stepped in some shit. Whole time it's fam breath. Nigga, stop talking to me.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Put your damn mask on. Shit, COVID ain't over. Put your mask on in my damn house when you talk. Matter of fact, nigga, text me. Hey, y'all ever been around somebody's breath so funky, man, real talk, that you start kicking under the bottom of your shoe, man? Man, I'm not playing. This shit is
Starting point is 00:17:16 serious. Fam shit is wicked. This nigga's breath is wicked. I ain't bullshitting you. Dude's breath so funky, the doctor wouldn't even operate him on the damn table. Hell no. I don't have to have somebody else come in here and work on this funky breath, dude. I'm just being real.
Starting point is 00:17:34 And my aunt is sick. Laying up with him and kissing. She's sick. She talking about you got some water. Yeah, plastic cup. You ain't finna touch my glass cup. Never. Fuck around and melt my shit.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, hot breath having ass. I'm sorry, y'all. I got off track, man. But, man, man. Do, do, do, do, do breath. Adi, though. But back to the game, man. Back to the Pacers, Celtics.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Who you got tonight? Like I told y'all, I got Boston tonight. I got them going up 2-0. I guess don't see them playing the same way they played. But I also have been watching y'all, listening to what y'all are saying. Y'all are right. Boston will give you a chance to win a game. They'll slip up again. That's just how they play.
Starting point is 00:18:13 They just seem like they just get bored in these games because they feel like they can just beat anybody. I just feel like tonight, Boston is going to go up 2-0 on them. I feel like Indiana is going to have to go home and get the wins, which I know they can. Indiana can win at home, but they should have won game one.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I'd be very, very surprised if Indiana Pacers come out tonight and win. If they do, I mean, that'd be a great thing. But I just don't see it happening. I look for Jason Tegum to have a monster game tonight. I look for Jalen Brown to have another monster game. Matter of fact, while y'all watching me, you ought to have your pride pics in. Yeah, while you watching me, you ought to have your pride pics in right now. Because if you're watching me and you're in the right areas, yeah, you should have done already
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Starting point is 00:19:21 Al Hoffa to have 11.5 points. Yep, I took him because I know he's going to have more. Come on. Come on. Devin Yeah, they got Al Hoffa to have 11 and a half points. Yep, I took him because I know he going to have more. Come on. Come on. Devin White, they got him to have five and a half assists. I took him. He going to have more. Come on.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Come on. Power picks ain't nothing but more or less. But why you picking more? Because Devin White, he got to take him the ball. He got to get Jalen Brown the ball. He got to dump it off to Al Hoffa. Drew Holiday. That's why I'm picking them picks like that, man.
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Starting point is 00:20:04 Use my promo code CRAZ. You see that? We ain't playing no games little price pick you see the head when playing no games over here just a winner circle over here baby that's what we do we win over him now job in hit me up it's a lot been on my mind y'all it's a lot been on my mind and I gotta talk about it here today, y'all. I gotta talk about my Dallas Cowboys, y'all. It just bothers me, because y'all make fun of me and my team, and I don't like that shit.
Starting point is 00:20:34 But let me speak some facts. Let's talk for a while. We got time today. We ain't got nothing to do. I ain't got no job, even though I got fired on my day off. Let's talk. Well, dog, shit, let's talk. We family, we love when you talk, dog. Yeah, well, let's talk. Y'all always want to talk about the Cowboys, this and that.
Starting point is 00:20:51 They ain't won this. Yeah, you're right. We ain't won nothing. But the last time we've been close, I feel like the win is anything with the 2014 season, man. We went 12-4. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, Dad's called it. Yeah, when they played green bay up there
Starting point is 00:21:06 in that cold weather dad dads caught that damn ball like a dog catch them free then he caught it made a move and went down ball wiggle or whatever incomplete that was bullshit NFL y'all messed us up from being a damn dynasty yeah Yeah, a dynasty. You on powder. Never. I'm on the truth. That's what I'm on. Let me break it down, man. Tony Romo was a damn beast.
Starting point is 00:21:34 He was 15 for 19 that game. Two touchdowns. Yeah, no picks. Yeah, you know Romo throw picks. He didn't have none that game. Rodgers, I get it. He was phenomenal. 24 for 35 at 316 yards, three touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:21:47 But don't forget, we had DeMarco Murray. Who? DeMarco Murray. Yeah. 25 carries at 123 yards. I get it. They had Eddie Lacy. He had 19 carries, 101 yards.
Starting point is 00:21:58 And they had James Storch for five carries, 16 yards. But that was one of them games, man. It was a great game. There's, man, that was a hell of a catch. The leading receiver back then for the Cowboys, which we already know, Jason Witten had six damn catches. Terrence William had one catch. Trash!
Starting point is 00:22:18 Dez had three catches for 38 yards, only four targets. You got to have more targets than that shit, fam, in that kind of game. In that kind of game, Dez Bryant got to have 12 targets, man. Y'all sleeping. And y'all stop sleeping on Dez, man. Dez was one of them. Y'all like Dez wasn't no star. Out of East Texas, out of Lufthouse.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Y'all like Dez Bryant wasn't him when he was. But that's the year. And my real Cowboy fans know 2014 was the year if the cowboys somehow win that damn game right there they ain't nobody else over there beating them not seattle they lost to new england and they but seattle wouldn't have been able to beat dallas that year demarco they couldn't stop that damn run game. Now tell me I'm lying. The Seattle Seahawks couldn't stop Dallas Cowboys run game. That was back when we would run that ball down your motherfucking throat all game long.
Starting point is 00:23:15 We'll hand it off to Mary. Yeah, that motherfucker might thump her two or three times, but we'll hand it off to DeMarco Murray. Y'all better stop sleeping on them 2014 Dallas Cowboys, man. That was our year, y'all. I feel like the NFL robbed us of that year. When that happened, Dez Bryant went down, man. The Cowboys released him.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Let him go. That's what Jerry Young did. You don't do that to DB. DB made y'all relevant again. That was a good year ago. Romo had 3,700 yards DeMarco River had 1,800 yards Dez had 1,320 yards They were goddamn a flag I stood
Starting point is 00:23:52 A flag I stood And I feel like that year Cause after that Cause Dez was in the contract You gonna get another big contract NFL got down on this How y'all feel about that be honest you ain't a cowboy fan keep it 100 did dad catch it or was it incomplete but but be
Starting point is 00:24:12 honest don't come over here and get saying he didn't catch it because you don't like the cowboy nah man we keep it 100 on this show ain't no favoritism on this damn show we keep it a book at all mother in time. Because I admit, when I'm wrong, I bring my black ass right back on here and tell y'all when I'm wrong. But when I'm right, damn it, I'm right. 2014 Dallas Cowboys.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Do y'all think that was the year that the Dallas Cowboys could have won it all? All I need y'all to do is get in the comments and be like, Dub, no, hell no Yeah, Dub, you right, man Cowboy was really like that in 2014 That's all I'm saying
Starting point is 00:24:52 I ain't mean to take up too much of y'all time on this shit But it's been bothering me, man, for years, man Like, y'all It's been nights I couldn't sleep Thinking about the cowboy How much money I done lost Betting on them motherfucking cowboy times. I done left church early to go home and
Starting point is 00:25:07 catch them 12 o'clock kickoff. Man, I done done all that shit for them cowboy, man, and I ain't got a mother, me, me, da, da, to show for it. I'm coming to you five days a week, baby. Five days a week. I'm determined. I'm consistent. Yeah, I'm consistent. Take a number of your money packs, too. Don't think I'm showing
Starting point is 00:25:24 up to your house, baby girl, and I ain't even got it in my system see i do i do oh yeah oh my god oh yeah this is dope talking come here come to your five days a week man monday through friday man if you at work right now and you can't watch me but but you just want to listen to me, type, go to Apple Podcasts, type in the Bubba Dub Show, man, or go to Spotify and type in the Bubba Dub Show. Yeah, I'm going to pop right up, man. Yeah, like a jack in the box. Hit that butt. Here I am.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Cut me up. Sit back and relax and get your damn laugh on because that's what I do. I bring laughs. Matter of fact, next weekend, I'm going to be in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Grab them damn tickets right now. Don't wait. Y'all stop waiting last minute for me, man.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Grab them tickets now. Get them early, man. Let's start selling these things out, man. Let's keep selling them out, man. Let's keep selling my shows out. Let the people know I'm the real, man. Because I am. I ain't just saying it to say it.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I am him. And I don't mind proving it. I don't mind. This shit ain't me. It ain't on me. I'm in your face every day, five days a week, man. We can talk about whatever y'all want to talk about what's going on in the world. Duh, I'm going to talk about it, man. One thing about me, I ain't got no
Starting point is 00:26:35 hidden agendas. I believe in calling it like it is. That's me. Some of y'all in the comments talking about Brett Favre. Brett Favre's situation? No. Brett Favre's situation? No. And I talked about it. But do I feel some of y'all in the comment talking about bread for bread for our situation oh bread for our situation oh and i talked about it but do i feel like he need to go to jail hell yeah if big baby can go he can go too bread for don't want to shut him down briskets and links with me he can go i ain't bullshit on this show i'm gonna talk how i talk that's me but i'm always gonna be real and
Starting point is 00:27:02 keep it 100 i'm always always going to be respectful. Never going to get out of line. Never going to disrespect nobody. That ain't how I roll over him, man. Might call you trash, but that's within the game, not outside of it. We're respectful on this bubble dub show, man. If you tuning in, you watching. I know we got kids and stuff watching now, man. I'm trying to watch how I talk on certain things, man, because, you know, I'm becoming a robot. At least that's what my pastor say. Are you somebody? I don't be feeling like I'm nobody. I'm human, just like y'all, man. I don't get caught up in that fame and all that shit, man. I'm a comedian, man. I'm here to make y'all laugh. That's what I do. This is what I love to do. This is my job, man. So if you coming into this show, man, this show going to be about sports. This is going to be about life. And it's going to be funny.
Starting point is 00:27:45 It's going to be funny, man. And I ain't going to always just talk about the Lakers or the Cowboys. I'm going to talk about every damn team that I want to talk about. We're going to talk about on this damn show. Now, what I want to know here in the day is what my damn San Francisco 49er fans is. Where you at? Because I'm starting to bump into a lot of y'all at the damn stove. And y'all aggressive.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Cowboy trash. No, y'all trash. damn store and y'all aggressive cowboy trash no y'all trash y'all running up on me because i'm small i'm gonna stop that shit i'm gonna save my damn money and get me a damn security guard y'all gonna stop running up on me like that trying to scare me knowing i'm scared yeah yeah say something i ain't gonna say shit but by the time you turn your hot ass around boys and, wee, wee Boys in blue What you gonna do? What you gonna do when it come for you Bad boys, bad
Starting point is 00:28:32 I'll pull them in your life Try me Try me if you want to I'm not finishing up in bullshit Breaking news The Cleveland Cavaliers done fired J.J. Bickerstaff Trans
Starting point is 00:28:44 I'm sick of your shit, Dan Gilbert. That man played. That man coached his ass off. Got you into the playoffs. Even won a series against Orlando Mickey Mouse Magic. And you gone fine. Come on, dude. Man, that man wasn't doing his job.
Starting point is 00:28:57 That man did whatever he could do. That man did whatever he could do. Cleveland ain't done shit since LeBron left. Man, been there five years. Man done changed the culture over there in Cleveland since LeBron left, man. You gonna find Dan Gifford? Who the hell you gonna bring in? Oh, you gonna bring in
Starting point is 00:29:14 J.J. Rick? Good, because we don't want him. Bring me Sam Cassell, bald-headed, on ET looking at. Bring me Sam Cassell. Y'all remember when he hit them big shots? Yeah, big gorilla nuts. Come here. Come here. Bring me Sam Cassell. Y'all remember when he hit them big shots? Yeah, big gorilla nuts. Come here. Come here. Bring me Sam Cassell to the Lakers.
Starting point is 00:29:29 That's what I want. J.J. Bergerstein, you ain't got to be no head coach. Come over here and get up on the all Sam Cassell wing. Lakers going to hire Sam Cassell right now. Go on and get it. I'm going to take y'all to the jokes is up on me. Let you try that this ain't trash strand. Come here.
Starting point is 00:29:45 You ain't got to worry about no headaches no more. Back problem. I take care of all that with that this ain't trash strand. Come here. You ain't got to worry about no headaches no more. Back problem. I take care of all that but that this ain't trash. Come here. Come here. I don't like that shit. But J.J. Biggestelf lost his job, y'all. He had five years with the Cleveland Cavaliers. Pray he bounce back. Pray he get another job. Had a 170, 159
Starting point is 00:30:01 record. I know some of y'all said that ain't too good, but he just got his team to the playoffs to beat the Landon Magic. Got him out the first round. I mean, a lot of his players got hurt. Like, let's don't forget Donovan Mitchell, Mobley. He only could play the players that was available. Like, I don't really know what y'all wanted out of that man, but we still rooting for you, J.J. Biggestow.
Starting point is 00:30:23 Never forget that. We going to root for you. But moving along, we got to go to boxing. Oh, yeah. Duh. Duh. You're the only today. I'm the only every mother.
Starting point is 00:30:32 And they just tune in and watch me. Me, if you ain't watching, just let it play so I can get them views up. If you don't mind. I mean, put it in your group chats, whatever chat. Share me. Share me so much that your friends and family, I'm tired of looking at their family. Is that so? But let's go along, man.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Somebody hit me up, sent me a list, and they asked me what I thought about this, and we're going to talk about it. We're going to debate about it. Who you got? Sugar Ray Leonard. Sugar Ray Leonard. Or Sugar Shane Mosley. Both of them sugar. Both of them sugar.
Starting point is 00:31:00 But who I would go with? Got to go with Sugar Ray Leonard, man. 36-3 record. Had to make Robert Duran quit. No more! No more! You know what that mean? I'm through! That mean that man put some kind of motherfucking
Starting point is 00:31:17 hands on you to the point where you say, I don't know! Shit, remind me of myself! Remind me of myself getting into the fights. I be all good. I be trying to wrestle. I be trying to hold y'all from hitting me. Man, old boy got to hit me.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I said, fam, I'm through. Don't hit me like that no damn more. Don't hit. Stop hitting me. You ever got hit so damn hard you fart? Bow. I'm talking about one of them wet farts. When you know after you get up You just gotta go to the house
Starting point is 00:31:46 And change your job One of them hits I done been there Dammit I done been there But I gotta go With Sugar Ray Leonard I can't take nothing from Sugar Shane now Sugar Shane the only man I seen rock floor
Starting point is 00:31:58 I'm talking about rock floor I'm talking about Knock the Bugatti money out floor Twice that fight Even though Champ Handed his business after that. But Sugar Shane Mosley had 41 knockouts, man. Like, he ain't no slouch. He is a Hall of Famer.
Starting point is 00:32:15 But for me, I'll give it to him. And maybe they're not even in the same weight class, too. They're probably not even in the same weight class. But I got to take Sugar Ray Leonard, his fight with Tommy Hitman Hearns. if y'all ain't never watched it tune in tune me there's some great boxing matches coming up like i said a pbc match coming up june 15th with tank and frank and david benedez um it's gonna be the 100th uh championship fight matter of fact it's gonna be the 100th championship fight in vegas matter of fact so that's history, in case y'all didn't know. Like I said, I'm going to be out there. I'm going to be out there fight
Starting point is 00:32:48 week. I'm going to be out there the whole week. If you're out there, come holler at your boy. You might even get a chance to be on the damn show. That's what we're going to do. June 15th at the MMM Garden Arena in Vegas. June 15th. Tune in. Go on and grab them tickets right now to the fight. If you ain't
Starting point is 00:33:04 going to the damn fight, go on and watch it on pay-per-view. We ain't watching it for free. We ain't doing that. We're going to support these people, man. Because do you want people to support you? We're going to support them. It's going to be on Prime. Amazon.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Amazon Prime. Y'all stay on there anyway. The fight going to be on Amazon Prime, man. And I know y'all got the Amazon Prime app. I hear y'all been watching on BMF. How the hell y'all been watching on? BMF. Yeah, I know. Go ahead and order the fight, man.
Starting point is 00:33:31 And go ahead and make groceries now. Because it's right down the damn road. Go ahead, your girl to make that dip like she always make. Go ahead and get you some liquor. Yes, 1942. Whatever you drink. Whatever you prefer. some um liquor yes 1942 whatever you drink whatever whatever your whatever your uh whatever you prefer but don't y'all miss this fight between these two black brothers man these two young black
Starting point is 00:33:52 brothers is putting on putting on something y'all say come on dude man you know damn well this fight ain't gonna be good nah fam this gonna be a hell of a fight man y'all y'all y'all y'all just be sleeping no more don't do that don't do that. Don't do that. All in this fight, if you're going to be in Vegas, if you can go, go to the fight. I'm going to be there, man. You see me, show me some love. I'm going to show it back to you, man, because that's what real people do. We embrace each other with love.
Starting point is 00:34:15 I'm never coming with hatred in my heart for no damn body. I don't have no hatred for nobody in this world, man. It's all love with me. You respect me, I'm going to respect you. But to the dude out there that's sleeping with my gal, man, stop it, dog. Let her go, man. Release her back to me, man. She done lost her damn religion, man.
Starting point is 00:34:32 She don't want to see the kids no more. She don't want to see me. She can call her custom mama. All she want to do is be with you. Man, what you do to my girl, man? What you do to my girl, man? What you hitting her with, man? Like, no homo, man.
Starting point is 00:34:44 What you hitting her with, dog? I know I ain't got nothing to die on,? What you hitting her with, man? Like, no homo, man. What you hitting her with, dog? I know I ain't got nothing to die on, but what you hitting her with, dog? You hitting her with that log or something, man. She ain't been the same, fam. I tried to hold her. She won't let me hold her. I tried to pray with her.
Starting point is 00:34:56 She don't want to pray no more. Like, I don't even know what to do, man. Just let her go, dog. Please, please, dog. Just let her go, man. Oh, man, so many other women out here, man. You can get my homeboy go, dog. Please, please, dog. Let her go, man. There's so many other women out here, man. You can get my homeboy girl, man. She easy.
Starting point is 00:35:10 All you got to do is have $200 or $300. You can have her. I ain't got it. You can have her, man. Who you want, dog? I'll hook you up with her, dog. Just leave mine alone. Just leave mine alone, dog.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I'm sorry, y'all. I got off track, man. If you're just not tuning in, man, you're watching girl alone, dog. Man, I'm sorry, y'all. I got off track, man. But if you're just not tuning in, man, you're watching the Bubba Dub show. Man, we're having so much fun over here, man, each and every day, man. Thank you for my new subscribers. Thank y'all. Thank y'all so much for tuning in, man. Y'all getting to learn who I am.
Starting point is 00:35:40 I'll be leaving the comments, and y'all be like, Dub, Snit. Man, this is entertainment, man. This is entertainment. Enjoy this shit. The shit I'm telling y'all or I'm talking about has been some shit that I done witnessed in my life. I'm giving y'all my life each and every day, man. Y'all don't even know it. I'm giving y'all my life. Shit I done
Starting point is 00:35:57 seen. Shit I done witnessed. Shit I done experienced, man. Enjoy this ride that I'm giving y'all, man. Yeah, we up close and personal with this, man. We family. Whether you believe it or not, y'all, man. Yeah, we up close and personal with this, man. We family. Whether you believe it or not, you watching me every day. Motherfucker, we family. How could I not like y'all? How could I not when I'm in the airport and I see y'all? How could I not stop and give y'all, take pictures with y'all, shake y'all hands and talk to y'all? Who am I? I love when y'all ask for pictures or y'all come and tell me about a video or something.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Man, I love that shit, dog. That shit makes my day. I go through things just like y'all go through each and every day, man. Don't never think I don't want to sit down and talk and chopper because I do. I love this shit, man. Some people just want to get the money and go on about their business. I want both. I want the money. I want the love. I want to be able to help people. I want to be able to share my experience with y'all, man. Y'all can share it with me. Your secrets are safe with me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Your secrets safe with you all. But, you know, man, I'm telling y'all, man, you got to enjoy life if you watch it. Some of y'all might be going through some shit right now, man. You ain't expressing to nobody. You just holding it in. Let that shit out, man. It's okay for a man to cry. It's okay, man.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Cry in the car, you know, if you don't want nobody to see you. You know, go in the bathroom. Do whatever you got to do, but don't you give up. Hell no. Don't you give up. You keep bashing the gas each and every day. Put it in their damn face. That's what you got to do. Put it in their face.
Starting point is 00:37:25 You at your job working, you working, you working, and you ain't moving up. Keep your mouth closed. Just keep working it. Start putting other apps in somewhere else. Start working on your another plan. Plan B or Plan C, Plan D, whatever. God damn it. As long as you got your plan, you keep playing.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Something going to come. If you stand in the line long enough, you're going to eventually get to the wonder. That's all I'm saying. You're going to eventually get to the wonder one day, y'all. I'm talking about this because I got a nephew. I love him to death. He's been going through it. And he just want to give up.
Starting point is 00:37:59 And I'm like, man, I ain't going to let you give up, baby. I got you. But you got to want this shit yourself. You got to want it. Now, like I always tell y'all, football season coming up. I'm a little league football coach. And a lot of you women going to be coming up here talking. I want my son to play.
Starting point is 00:38:17 If you want your son to play, baby, then damn it, I got to play. Simple as that. I don't want no fathers in my game. I want women, can you? Them dads like to fight when they sons don't play Hey, your son trash And so was you Put my son in
Starting point is 00:38:30 Ain't Well, I'm gonna put something on you Oh, you will? Well, come on down here and put something on me By the time you get your ass down Come on Come on Yeah
Starting point is 00:38:40 We rocking and rolling over here today, baby Trash of the day coming up Yeah Trash of the day coming up,, trash of the day coming up, man I got some people that's gonna call in Like they always do and chop it up with your boy, man I'm telling y'all, man That's what I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:38:52 Trash of the day Going to Dan Gilbert Of the Cleveland Cavaliers You low down dirty rotten We ain't forgot We ain't forgot by what you said to LeBron back in the gal Just because he forgave your ass Don't mean I'm gonna forgive you
Starting point is 00:39:13 God forgives and I don't Come here Fine, JJ Bickerstaff For what? Boy had a winning record When you won playoff series And you wanna get rid of Boy, who you fooling?
Starting point is 00:39:25 You must rang out of her you rang out of her ain't no way you're supposed to fire that man i'm sick of you innocent coaches getting fired and i know what y'all gonna say well come on dude you advocated for darwin ham and did darwin ham ain't no damn coach. Just because you play NBA basketball do not make your ass a coach. And another thing I'm going to say and I'm saying it to you NBA players. Oh man, you can't take advice from somebody
Starting point is 00:39:55 who ain't never played. You a damn liar. You a damn liar. Them doctors y'all go to when y'all bad asses get injured. Y'all take the head guy. You don't need to play for a couple of games. He, doctor ain't play. Oh yeah, I'm going to put something on your damn mind. Don't matter who get a message, long as it's right.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Just like church. Some of y'all going to be liking these pastors. Matter of the matter, what you like to pastor not is what he's saying in their Bible. Get your ass in there and follow along with him. Take nobody's word. Let me study for my damn self. Like my homeboy trying to tell me his girl, you know, her, whatever, stink. Shit, let me find out on my damn own.
Starting point is 00:40:30 I ain't taking your advice. Come here. And it was the best stink I ever had, too. Come here. Come here. Man, boy, let me get on this phone call and see what's up, man. I got to see who calling in today who want to talk to me, man. That's what we doing over here, man.
Starting point is 00:40:43 We finna have some fun today. We gonna have fun each and every day. We own this show. Don't forget. You can call in 818-355-5151. Text. We're going to send you a link. You're going to put it right on here with us on this show.
Starting point is 00:40:57 We're going to chalk it up. Then we're going to send you the clip of this for you to share it. And you can talk about whatever else. You got a business? You can spit it. Let us know what it is. Man, you want to talk about the it. You can talk about whatever. If you got a business, you can spit it. Let us know what it is. If you want to talk about the game, we can talk about it. We can talk about whatever you want to talk about on this show. We do not
Starting point is 00:41:12 discriminate. This is a love comedy sports show over here on the Bubba Dub Show on the Vial. Yeah, Dub on the Vial. Y'all been asking me too. I know you getting money now. You ever going to move out your mama house? Hell no. Not going nowhere. I ain't got no damn bills here. I'm stacking my children up to the sky.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Not going nowhere. Mama got her end of the house. I got mine. I got mine. She got her company. I got my company. Other day, who was that coming in here? Don't you worry about it. Don't you worry about it. Don't you worry about who I got up here. You focus on what you need to focus on. You and those sisters at
Starting point is 00:41:56 the church, y'all keep going on them seminars. Go another two weeks like you did before. I had a ball at my mama crib. Do you hear me? Them hoes coming over there touching stuff. Put that shit down. That's real fine china. Leaving fingerprints on my mama fine china.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Don't do that. Ron, get me put out. Don't mess with Ron and get me put out. Shit. Told y'all. I ain't playing no games over here today, y'all. Y'all, I want y'all to continue to get in the comments section and let me know what y'all want to talk about. What y'all expect from me. What do you want more of? What topics?
Starting point is 00:42:27 Indiana Fever. Yeah, Kaylin Clark still ain't won a damn game. Ain't won a damn game yet. She had 21 points, though. And the girl she played against, Seattle Storm, Jewel. Jewel, 30 points. 30 points. But guess what?
Starting point is 00:42:40 I can say what y'all want to say about Kaylin Clark, Adam Alper. She got that. Her and Angel Ricci. They got the spotlight on the WNBA now. Better than it's ever been. Better than it's ever been. Her name Jewel Lord had 32. Camille, 11 rebounds and 6 assists. She's bowling.
Starting point is 00:42:55 She was on fire. NBA Jam. Who used to play NBA Jam? On fire. Kaylin Clark fighting out here ain't easy. My baby Skylar Diggins had two points. Baby, you got to do better. I'm starting to think you're getting some meat somewhere because you tripping.
Starting point is 00:43:09 You acting like you can't even run down that court. Skylar, what's happening? What's up, Skylar? I'll let you go. I'm a big fan. A super fan. Yeah, a super freak. Super freaky.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Shout out to Kalen Clark. She had 21, but you got to win in Indiana, baby. You got 0-5, 0-6. That shit ain't going to get it. The same Iowa. Iowa-Indiana different. Yeah, Iowa-Indiana different. Just the WNBA, the best of the best.
Starting point is 00:43:35 You ain't the best one on the team no damn, Mo. Everybody good up in here. That's the thing. When you get to the pros, everybody is just as good as you. You might be a little bit better than somebody, but you ain't that much better than everybody. But she had 21. Keesley Mitchell had 17.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Now, Alyssa Smith had 16. Lost 85, 83 was a good game. But you're going to have to get a win. Y'all get a K-League. You ain't lose to losing. I'm telling you, it's the big game. That's when you lose. But, man, shout out to Kaylin Clark.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Man, she be catching so much flack from y'all. Man, y'all just don't want that white girl to be good enough. Man, that white girl cold. I don't give a damn what you Negroes say. That white girl cold. Angela Reese cold, too. Julia Lowe cold, too. All Girl for the Ace is cold, too.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I can't think of her name, but she cold, too. Everybody in the WNBA is cold. How about that, man? If you in the WNBA, even if you don't play, you cold. I know I can't beat none of you women. I ain't going to lie to you. I can't beat none of y'all. Asia Wilson.
Starting point is 00:44:33 That's her name. Asia. Big, fine, tall. What's happening? How you doing? Let me take you out to eat, baby. Yeah, let me take you out, Asia. You're steak and shake.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Come here. I know how you ballplayers is. You don't want to see. You don't need. You're steak and shake. Come here. I know how you ballplayers is. You don't want to see. You don't need. You know, steak and shake. Come here. I'm quick and fast in and out. Come here.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Where you going? In the room? You with me in there? Let me stress first. Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Real talk. Yeah. Strawberries. Come here. I'm going to feed them to you. Yeah. With whipped cream on top. Come here.
Starting point is 00:45:00 You so romantic. And eels. And eels. And so as I did. I don't want to say no more. Yeah. That's. Yeah. Call me McGruff, I don't want you no more. Yeah. Yeah. Call me McGruff.
Starting point is 00:45:08 I take a bite out of crying. Yeah. Got to enjoy this. Y'all better stop playing, man. Stop playing with me. I bring the real funny over here. I'm going to get you through your damn day. If I don't do nothing there, Bubba Dub going to get you through your damn day.
Starting point is 00:45:22 But I want to tell y'all, like I told y'all earlier. What do you do if you friends or you're around somebody who breath smell like straight up cow shit? Do you tell them? Do you throw hints? Or you gonna say shit? What do you do? Me? I'm gonna tell you. Fam, you shut your goddamn mouth and just
Starting point is 00:45:39 breathe through your nose, fam. This shit funky. I don't wanna smell that shit. Now I got migraines. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. We not gonna start that. We gonna get in there and brush them goddamn teeth. We gonna get some Listerine. Goddamn, we gonna get Favoloso.
Starting point is 00:45:56 We gonna put that, we gonna boil your mouth like them hoes be doing. We gonna sage your mouth, fam. We gonna get that demon up out of there. Cause there ain't nothing but sin in that damn demon. Shit ridiculous these days, man. Y'all know I ain't bullshit. Shit up out of there. Because there ain't nothing but sin in our damn demon. Shit ridiculous these days, man. Y'all know I ain't bullshit. Shit is ridiculous, man.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Hey, man, got good news. Got invited to 50 Cent. 50 Cent having a big comedy show, man. Yeah, duh, been invited. I'm now going to be in Shreveport, Louisiana. Yeah. Get them tickets when they come out. I told y'all I'm making a move.
Starting point is 00:46:25 I'm moving, man. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Y'all, if you ain't'all I'm making a move. I'm moving, man. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. Y'all, if you ain't came to one of my comedy shows, you tripping, man. You got to come see me on that stage. I'm really like that. And I ain't just saying that to say that. I'm really like that on stage.
Starting point is 00:46:39 I put the time in. Everybody else was going out and partying. I'm studying, working on my craft. You can do the same thing, whatever you're doing, whatever you love to do. Put the time in. That shit will pay off. I promise you that, man. If y'all been following me for a while, then y'all know I come from nothing. I come from the bottom.
Starting point is 00:46:57 I come from the bottom of the bottle, man. But I don't regret it. I wouldn't change my life for nothing in the world, man. Them hard times, them sleepless nights when I didn't know where my meal was going to come from or how I was going to feed my fam, man. I wouldn't change nothing. It made me who I am to this day. It made me the man I am no matter how big I get, man. I always feel like I ain't done enough.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I ain't done enough yet, man. I'm steady growing each and every day. That's why I continue to be like, man, sure, I ain't like this. Man, that's just me, man. I'm a hustler, man. I'm a go-giller, man. And I know everything takes time. I got to be patient. And I talk to myself about that all the time.
Starting point is 00:47:36 But I'm going to start giving out some of my comedy dates and where I'm going to be. June 7 through June 8, I'm in Tacoma, Washington, man. I'm at Nate Jackson Comedy Club. Yeah, it's going to be a Friday and a Saturday. June 7th, June 8th, Tacoma, Washington, Nate Jackson Comedy Club. June 16th, I'm in Charleston, South Carolina, Father's Day. I'm at the Performing Arts Center. I think my boy DC Young Fly is going to be on that show, too, as well.
Starting point is 00:48:03 That's June 16th, Charleston, South Carolina. June 21st through 22nd, I'm in Jackson, Mississippi. I'm in Johnny T's Blues and Bistro. Yeah, pull up, Mississippi. I'm like, yo, pull up, Johnny T's. June 21st through the 22nd, pull up on your boy, man. He's going down. You can catch me in the Bay Area, July 26th through the 27th.
Starting point is 00:48:23 I'm at Tommy T's. God damn it, Brad. Them tickets right now. Them dates I just Tommy T's. God damn it. Grab them tickets right now. Them dates I just gave you, you should have been already grabbing them tickets right now as we speak. Like I told you, next weekend, I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Grab them tickets. July 28th, I'm in Shad Town at the Punts line. Grab them tickets, man. Come see me, see how I get down. Once again, you're watching the Bub the bubble dub show we're here five days a week monday through friday man i'm dropping i can't really say what time but it'd be between three two to three p.m every day uh if you don't if i ain't dropped around that time i mean i'm
Starting point is 00:48:57 traveling around like right now i'm at the crib i'm in the studio as y'all see but uh when you see me on the road you don't see a sign i mean i'm on the road traveling sometimes the sound don't sound as good as y'all like but we're working on that we're growing grow with me that's all i ask be growing grow with me um and always always i need y'all feedback that's why i always tell y'all man get in the comment section and talk to me bring some situations up to me that we could talk about right here on this show i want a bigger voice for y'all man because you know i don't hold my damn tongue if y'all done messing up damn it that we could talk about right here on this show. I want a bigger voice for y'all, man. Because you know I don't hold my damn tongue. If y'all done messing up, damn it, we're going to talk about it. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:49:30 damn it, we're going to talk about it. And that's what we're going to do over here. Like I say, Lakers, I want y'all to go out and get Sam Cassell. Don't y'all brain JJ Redding, coaching history ass in there. Not yet. Don't do it. Go and get me Sam Cassell, man. Go and get Sam Cassell if y'all
Starting point is 00:49:46 want to win, man. Yo, what y'all think? Let me know if y'all want to have Sam Cassell or JJ Reddick. Get in the comment section right now. Talk to me. Let me know who y'all got in that situation right there today, man. And once again, check this out. Also, get in the comment section and let me know who you got tonight. Pacers or Boston. Somebody won $150 yesterday. I'm not going to say their name, but if they're watching, they can get in the comment section and let y'all know that they did win $150 just by watching the Bubba Dub show. Like I told y'all, I'm so in love, man. Yeah, that's what I do. I don't keep nothing to myself. We're going to help one another out on this show. Y'all helping me by watching. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:50:28 And I'm going to help y'all any way I can. And just what we're doing over here. We show love, man. Once again, thank y'all for tuning in. Yeah, thank y'all once again for tuning in to the Bubba Dub Show, man. But before we get to the phone calls, man, you dig.
Starting point is 00:50:43 What it do, it's your boy Bubba Dub. Welcome to the Bubba Dub show, homie. Talk to me. What up, Dub, man? Appreciate you having me on the show, man. Big fan.
Starting point is 00:50:52 Proud of you. First off, I want to congratulate you on your PBC deal, man. Big thing, man. I'm proud of you, bro. Proud of you. Appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Yeah, man. Appreciate you having me on the show, man. What you want to talk about? Talk to me. I want to talk about Zion-ass Ryan Garcia. I don't know if you heard, but
Starting point is 00:51:08 the beat sample came back positive. We owe David Haney an apology. We do, and I'm glad you bringing that news up to me right now. I'm about to get on Ryan Garcia taco-eating ass. We're on his property. I'm glad you brought that up to me, man. I did not
Starting point is 00:51:23 know that. We have the news just came in. Breaking news. Breaking news. That man cheated, Devin Haney. I'm glad you told me that, brother. I'm about to go off. Yeah, we owe Devin and Bill an apology. I'm about to go off. Thank you for tuning in, brother. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Thank you for tuning in and watching this show, man. I appreciate you so much. I'm a Texas boy myself, man. So keep doing your thing, my boy. I'm proud of you. Appreciate it, fam. Have a blessed day. You too, brother.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Yes, sir. What it do, homie? Welcome to the Bubba Dub Show. Talk to me. What's up with you, man? What's up, fam? How you doing? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:51:59 I just want to talk about the Dallas and Timberwolves series. Okay, talk to me. How are you feeling about that series? Dallas is going to win it. Dallas is going to win it. Okay, give me the reason why you think Dallas is going to win it. Luka, Kyrie, you know, they offense, you know, they on point. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:18 And everybody else coming around, the road players coming around. Mm-hmm. And you picked the Wolves to win yesterday. So I got to trash you on that they lost. Yes, they did lose. They did lose. But I also remember I picked the Mavs at seven. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:52:36 So I picked the Mavs at seven. They did lose. I thought it was a great game. Like you say, I feel the same way you feel about Luka and Kyrie. I think it's too much. I don't think Ant-Man can play the great defense that he's playing in, try to be a scoring leader.
Starting point is 00:52:51 The other players, they're not stepping up for him to do that. He's going to have to pick and choose which one he's going to score or he's going to try to hold Kyrie. I think that's just going to take a toll on him right now. Right. So you trashing me? Yeah, I'm trashing you that's just going to take a toll on him right now. Right. But I appreciate you.
Starting point is 00:53:06 So you trashing me? Yeah, I'm trashing you and, you know, keep doing good things. I've seen you live before at your show, so you funny, man. Keep it up. Thank you so much, man. Thank you for tuning in to the Bubba Dub Show, and thank you so much for your support. May God bless you, man, and everything you got going, man.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Yes, sir. All right, have a blessing. Welcome to the Bubba Dub Show, homie. Talk to me. How you doing? How you doing? I just want to congratulate you on all your success and everything you got going on. I see you.
Starting point is 00:53:34 I've been watching the growth. I really like what I see. You're really inspiring to a lot of kids, a lot of black youth. Man, thank you, bro. Thank you, man. Yeah. I want to talk about that Dallas Mavericks series. Talk to me. Man, if Luka put down them potato chips, man, listen, man.
Starting point is 00:53:50 If Luka put down and drank a Red Bull, because ain't nobody, you might be the greatest white man to touch a bowl since Larry Bird. I'm just, I'm saying it now. You want to say it over dirt? Hey, man, that's what everyone putting up. You see what he, hey, man. Hey, I ain That's what everyone's putting up. You see what he... Hey, man. I ain't got no words for him. Kyrie is just a special guy, special talent.
Starting point is 00:54:11 I don't see Rudy Gobert being consistent this series no more. I don't see it happening. I don't see Rudy putting up 25 points or 20 points consistently. I do. He's a great defender. Anthony Edwards is a great defender. That's where most of the points I think are going to come from. Majority. McDaniels is also playing out of his mind. I do. He's a great defender. Anthony Edwards is a great defender. That's where most of the points I think is going to come from. Majority. McDaniels is also
Starting point is 00:54:27 playing out of his mind. Gotta shout that boy out because man, he done hit him. So Paul A done hit because of McDaniels now. Shout out once again to McDaniels. Keep going strong. I love what you're doing. One love. Thank you, bro. Thank you for tuning in to the Bubba Dub Show. God bless.
Starting point is 00:54:44 God bless. Yes, sir yes sir what's good fam talk to me i was good talk to me man don't ever say the lakers is trash again because you be making me mad I'm a LeBron James fan, man. I love LeBron, man. I love him, too. Listen, I be like, yo, when you get on Dallas Cowboys, I'm with you all the way because I'm a 49ers fan. But, man, when you get on your own team, man, I be like, what the fuck is Rubble Dub doing? I got to keep him in line, fam.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Yeah, man. See, look, man. Only thing I want LeBron to stay with the Lakers, man. Don't go nowhere. He watched this show. Don't go nowhere, man. I agree. We got one more. We got one more. I think we got one more. We ain't getting him, man.
Starting point is 00:55:44 He got one more, man. Yeah, you're right. How you feeling about they trying to say DeMar DeRozan gonna come? Hey, man, they been saying that for the last three years, man.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Shit. Somebody need to come. Santa Claus, some goddamn body. Shit. Hey, but look, though, bro, I swear, man,
Starting point is 00:56:01 you keep me rolling, though, bro. Man, it's the other stuff, bro. You keep me rolling, though, bro. Matters to us, though, bro. You keep me rolling. Boy, I smoke that gas and just listen to you all day, boy, because you trash. You trash. I see you with AD on the sideline. Boy, you is trash. Trash.
Starting point is 00:56:18 He did tell me that, man. He did tell me that. Thank you for tuning in to the Bubba Dub Show, brother. Thank you for supporting me, brother. I pray you have a blessed week, my brother. Breaking news, breaking news. Just got some disturbing news. Ryan Garcia sample B test came back positive for steroids.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Trash. Devin Haney, Bill Haney, I owe y'all an apology, fam. I'm sorry. I just thought Devin got the dog shit big out of him, that's what I thought. And he did. It's because Ryan Garcia PED steroid, back on taking ass, cheating. Your ass should be banned for 10 years. Why you do, why you, why you cheat fam?
Starting point is 00:57:02 You could've killed Devin. And this ain't no damn laughing matter either. You have to cheat to beat Trash. Get his ass out of boxing right now. That's why when you caught Devin in that first round with that left hook, he got to looking for his damn iPod. I knew he had someone right. You cheated, dog.
Starting point is 00:57:20 All this running around and making a ruckus of this and that you was doing. You cheated, fam. We don't believe in cheaters, dog. Apologies, Devin. Apologies, Bill. Man cheated you, man. That man cheated you, man. That shit ain't right, y'all.
Starting point is 00:57:36 How y'all feeling right now? Knowing that Ryan Garcia cheating ass cheated Devin. Like they killed him? That's why his damn face swole up like that. Boy, you was on that shit shit them goddamn punches were hurting him hey I thought you stabbed him all that damn blood in that damn ring I said shit something ain't right the whole time you cheated Brian that ain't right fam that ain't I don't even know what to say right now, but I'm a man's man. When I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Like I said, I apologize to Devin Enfield.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Man, the things we do. You went to all that just to beat Devin, dog? Come on, man. Come on. Come on, Ryan. And I know you got skills, Ryan. You got skills, but you ain't got to do all that, dog. That ain't what it do.
Starting point is 00:58:25 That ain't what it do. That ain't what it do. Get in the comment section right now, y'all. Let me know how y'all feeling about Ron Garcelle cheating ass. Cheating ass. Cheating that man. In front of millions of people, you whooped his ass, but you cheated, dog. The steroid use for me. Hey, everybody, if you love today's show, which I know you did,
Starting point is 00:58:46 this show is fire today. You know I wasn't bullshitting today. I'm hot. I'm hot. Like I say, man, if you can't watch me, man, you can also go to Apple Podcasts and watch me
Starting point is 00:58:54 or you can go to Spotify and watch me, man. Y'all get in the coming section. I'm in the chat each and every day chopping it up. That's me really in them chats. Talk to me.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Damn it. Talk to me. See y'all afteres tomorrow man i'm out the volume

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