Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba GOES OFF on Ryan Garcia for using racial slurs

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to Ryan Garcia actin' a fool on Twitter Spaces and dropping the n-word. No excuse for this, Ryan. There's no room for racists on this show. TRASHH! (3:30)Then, Dub recaps the latest in NBA free agency. Buddy Hield replaces Klay Thompson on the Golden State Warriors, and what is Los Angeles Lakers GM Rob Pelinka waiting for!? Make a move, fam!! (8:30)After, Dub stands on business and claims the Dallas Cowboys will be Super Bowl champs and Dak Prescott is a Top 5 QB. Don't worry about your money, CeeDee. It's coming!! (34:00)Finally, Bubba with another hilarious HELL NAHH segment (38:30), and Trashh of the Day (43:00)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume. over here on the volume. Yeah, hit that like button. Yeah, I know y'all been waiting on me and I've been waiting on y'all. Here we go. Yeah, hit the subscribe button. Yeah, it's Friday. Yeah, payday, baby. Yeah, we getting that check today. But let me go and start the show out with Ron P.E.D. Garcelle Trash.

You could have lost your motherfucking mind if you asked me. Now, let me dive into this subject real quick like an oracle. Let me go on and dive in and let y'all know what's going on. Ron Garcelle, Ron here hollering he don't like. That's what he said. That ain't

what I said. He said he don't like. And he talked about Joy Floyd. May him rest in peace. But we're going to get to Joy Floyd in a minute. Let's get to Ron. I think you trying to hide the fact that Joe on Smooth, her mother, cheated. Trying to hide the fact that you cheated, fam. Well, you ain't going to do it, him.

You took them motherfucking supplements. Didn't nobody give them? You took them. Now you mad, angry. Oh, and don't even start. Oh, now you talking about you want to join the KK well go ahead go and join the KKK go ahead we gonna give a fuck cuz real messkers real messkers don't rock with you anyway you ain't no real messker stop it real messkers

don't act like that real messkers know us and them a family we got a bond between one another yes we do we do. Now you want to come back out, I'm just trolling. I like black. No, you don't, fam. That's how you really feel in your heart? Well, stand on it then. Now, you can't do all that talking and talking about, I was just playing.

Now, it was the drug. Now, it was you, Ryan. It was fucking you. Your own friends mad at you right now. Your own friends mad at you right now. Your own family mad at you right now. Talking about you. Now you're going to come out with your joke. No, you wasn't, dog. That's who you really is

in your heart, fam. Then you want to change the subject. Then you want to go over and bring up your floor. What's your floor got to do with this? Man, been gone three or four years. What's your floor got to do with this? Man, been gone three or four years. What's your floor got to do with this? You talking about you? I was just giving you credit for putting them motherfucking buyouts

on hanging. Cool, you won that fight. You're a good boxer, but outside the ring, you ain't shit. Ain't no room over here for me, for no races. No room for that. You are who you are. You can lie

and play all around but I see right through your fake ass, man. You ain't what for damn, right? Being racist coming from where we come from? The shit that we have to endure as black people and you still want to use

that as a sword? Come on, dawg. We're going to do that. I hope you get back in the ring with Tank. I hope he knock your ass out again. That's what I hope really happens. I hope somewhere down the line, Devin Haney can get some more skills.

Maybe God can put power in them pillar punches in here and maybe he can knock your ass out in the rematch. That's what I hope happens. There's no place for that in America right now. We already dealing with two incumbent presidents. We already dealing with problems right now. And for you to come back out,

make statements like this, then you go and take a picture with a black girl, then you go and tag Floyd and say, man, we don't give a fuck who you tag. What the hell about you tagging Floyd? That don't mean you ain't who you are. He can't save you.

I'm going to tag Floyd. Man, we don't give a fuck about that. Champ can even come out and say you ain't racist. Now I tell Champ to his damn face, you a liar. Sit down somewhere. We ain't take enough of you, Ryan. We ain't doing it.

You're gonna you're gonna, bro. You're disrespectful, man. Too disrespectful, man. I don't tolerate racist people, man. I don't do that, man. I treat everybody with love and care. Yes, I use the word white boy, but that's

in the words of entertainment comedian. Because we all, you know, we all God's children, man. At the end of the day. I'm not going to dislike you because you're white. What happened in the past? That's the past.

We ain't going to forget. But I'm not going to dislike somebody because of their color. I'm not going to give somebody a job because of their color or their character. You running around screaming, I'm going to join the KKK. Don't you know what them folks did to us? I don't think your mother can ask, do you know what them folks did to us? You can't play like that. There ain't one person in the hood to play like that.

I'm getting my Friday on in here today. The way Ryan Garcia got me feeling. To my real mess, because I know y'all going to feel the same way Ryan feels. It's all good. It's all love. What he say can't persuade me to think one way about y'all. Not at all. Not on the bubble dub show.

We don't do that. We don't deal with cowards. Ron Garcia is a motherfucking coward. If you ask me, I'm a big coward. I don't give a damn how good you box. You can't outbox the people, fam. Breaking George Floyd and this ain't got nothing to do with nothing. Let that man rest in peace.

Whatever he did, his life is what he did. Let him rest in peace, dog. This ain't the way to go. I don't care about your PR team coming back. Oh, he was just trolling. No. No. You want to stand on that mother

inside one. Go and stand over there. When the mother storm hit, Ain't no bunkering down You're going to have to endure it When it hit Now let me get the show started I wasn't starting it with that Let me get the real show started Why nobody want to come to the motherfucking Lakers

You know why It's a fucking circus up there in LA right now That's what it is. A fucking circus and I'm sick of it. We couldn't get no damn body over there. We tried to get Clay Thompson 80 million houses. We were going to even do some illegal shit in L.A. but he wasn't going to have

no taxes for two or three years. Still didn't want it. Clay, you're going to disappoint your father. Your father said he had it all set up for you to come to LA and you Brought your ass down to the dollar. I'm glad she came down here to Texas. Ain't no taxes down here I understand you want to get your money. You know you're on your last leg literally You want to come down here to Texas with Luke and Kyrie sit up in the corner?

Well guess what that's what you gonna do and guess what your ass better not be going 0 for 10. I know that I'm going down there in Oak Cliff. I ain't going to play that shit. They're going to be right down there on the front row talking dog shit with the Shag talking dog shit. Better not go 0 for 10 down there in Dallas. Now, Dallas needs you. They're going to ship Tim Hardaway Jr. ass all the way up there with Eddie

Jackson on IP in Detroit. That's where they shipped him. Up there on 8 Mile with Eminem in there. That's where he at right now. Can't hit no shots. He got to go. Damn, Lakers. Can't get nobody over. Can't get DeMauro. What's going on, Rob?

I told you what to do. Now he's stuck with D-Lo. Stuck with him. Bruh, and that took the two-year one off though. I don't blame him. Hell, don't nobody want to come over, though. Make something happen. Hell, you know what I'm saying? You a GM?

GM some shit. We need a spark. And I ain't talking about the LA. I ain't talking about the WM. We need a fucking spark. Got Bronny playing G League. We knew that. We knew Bronny was going to be in the G League.

That's where he needs to be. Walking on his game, getting ready. In case we call him up, he's going to be ready to go. Skip Bayless, old hatin' ass now Talking about Paul George Ain't no superstar Yeah he is He might not Not be a winning

Superstar But PG Is a motherfucking Superstar Sick of you Skip Bayless Sick of your fam Sick of you

Getting on the On national television Running your mouth About nothing Leave PG alone You let me deal With PG PG my fam Let me deal with PG. PG my family. Let me deal with Playoff P.

Let me deal with him. Playoff P ain't paying for no damn ring. He playing for that cattle. He playing for that cattle. America, I'm sick of y'all. You're biased. You running around here talking about Dre or myself and her boyfriend Jalen.

Leave him alone. The boy like that, your old woman, let him have her. Because you young hoes ain't worth a damn. My girl ain't not singing. Yeah, ain't not singing. Go real to that name song. It's 7 p.m. Friday. And I ain't got no name.

It's 95 degrees. That's Friday, and I ain't got no nigga. It's 95 degrees. That's what she in there singing. Ain't want me to be in a good mood? Never. Ain't no damn good mood you in here singing all that. I ain't your man. That's what you saying now? All the IG fans, that's what you telling the people?

I ain't your man. You're going to need calendars, because I ain't paying that light bill in this mother. How about that? Call your man. You're going to need candles. Because I ain't paying down like Bill and his mother. How about that? Call your daddy. Oh, we ain't got no relationship. Good. Fucking good. Going to learn your lesson with bragging and going on.

We're singing. Man, I love Glow. Really, don't get it twisted. I love me some big glow. But glow is rich. Yeah, you're talking about y'all ain't. Some of you ain't sexy, not all that.

Woman want to get on her and talk about what you ain't got. You ain't got a job. You ain't got a car. You ain't got a baby father. That's talking about the shit that you ain't got. I'm over here

because you get stamps and your AC blow cold and your coochie put me to sleep every night. That's why I'm over here cause you get stamps And your AC blow cold And your coochie put me to sleep Every night That's why I'm here Got a good man you better keep him Ladies you got a good stud You better keep them

Especially you got a stud that can work on cars And do taxes She got you a winner. Got you a winner. But if he don't want to award, so? They still ain't winning shit up there. Draymond Durant, everybody out. Draymond, come on, let me fail.

First it was Durant. Nine classes clay. Come on, and Jordan Poole. You punched on him. I know you still feel bad about it, fam, but it happened. That's why I like you, Draymond. Because you don't mind putting hands on people. That's what I like. See, I can't fight.

I need to come around you. So when I get into a people, get them. Get on them now. That's why I like Draymond. Because Draymond will throw them hands. Say what you want about him. He will throw them hands. And I love people that can fight.

I need you on my team. Rick Ross running around here. You know what I'm talking about? The biggest boss. In your wheels. In your wheels. Running around here talking about it was a bottle hit you. It wasn't no damn bottle.

It was hands fell. And you failed them. And you fell back. Matter of fact, you leaned back like Fat Joe. Yeah. Y'all ever lean back? And I don't blame you. You ain't got no business getting it now.

Like I said the other day, your security guard's supposed to die for you. You love me? Then die. Get in there. Now. Seeing y'all riding back on that Ricky Rose jet? I loved it. Everybody talking, talking about they want Wingstop

and all that. Shit. I got a medical bill for you, Ricky. Come here. Blue Cross Blue Shield. Come here. My face hurt. My teeth hurt. Shit. I need workers come. I need to be out two or three months.

I'm traumatized with these damn Canadians. Shit, they need a Canadian miss. Got them ass whoopings they took. Them boys were thirsty. Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky. We ain't doing all that. We ain't going to do all that today now, man.

We got to be careful out here. I know some of y'all feel like, man, he should have got in there now, man. We ain't doing all that. We ain't going to do all that today now, man. We got to be careful out here. I know some of y'all feel like, man, he should have got in there. No, man, we ain't doing all that. That beef between Drake and Rick Ross, it need to end. It need to get end. Because if you going to Vancouver, if they whooping ass in Vancouver, they damn sure going to whoop ass in Toronto. And I'm a real cool Blue Jay. Yeah, I'm a real cool Blue Jay. Yeah, I'm a real cool Blue Jay.

So what I'm saying here, keep it on records. That's not bringing this shit to the street. Rick Ross, you done came too far. Done some great things in this entertainment business to throw it away. Drake, you too. Because you already dealing with enough. Dealing with Kendrick in that damn aisle?

The damn aisle bowed to Kendrick. I know y'all saw that damn video. The damn aisle bowed. God. Drake, I know you throwing punches in the motherfucking aisle right now, fam. You in the donuts. I know he too young to understand what's going on, but you're going to have to sit down with your son and tell him,

I picked the wrong motherfucking battle. Then what did you do, Dad? Well, I thought I was a black mongrel. That damn Kendrick is a mongrel. Yeah, he was a mongrel. We can fight, but I can't get him. Leave Kendrick alone. He already told you, fam. You're not like us. Dropped a music video yesterday, what, 14, 15 hours ago? I already told you fam, you not like us. Dropped the music video yesterday, what 14, 15 hours ago? Already at 13 million. Boy doing numbers.

Going down to the greatest diss record ever. Tupac will be proud right now. DJ Mustard on the beat. DJ Mustard, I need a beat from you fam. I got this trash song I wanna do. Let's link. Yeah, Mustard, let's link. Yeah, mustard. Let's link.

Y'all get it? Dropping gems today. It's Friday. Payday. And I ain't paying down one of my motherfucking bills either. It's time for me to treat me. See, I'm tired of getting my check. And then when I get my check, my check gone. I'm not doing that no damn more.

I'm finna be selfish. I'm finna score spurs on me. Big bottle of 1942 for me. Kush in my cigar. New J's for me. No shoes for my kid. That's what I'm talking about. Get y'all some

shoes before school starts. Leave pops alone. Let me be me. Let me do me. Let me do my thing. Stop and let the stuff for the guard. No condoms. Yes, sir. Come here. I get guard me do me. Let me do my thing. Stopping at the store for a guard. No condoms. Yes, sir. Come here. I get guard, but I ain't getting no condoms.

Come here. Gucci man out here talking about he want to sign two more artists. He finna give out a million dollars to both of them. Shit. I'm going to get that COVID vaccine before I sign the Gucci. Every damn artist he going to sign either dead or in jail. Shit. I'll pass, fam. I know

I really want a million dollars, but I don't want it like that. I ain't trying to lose my damn life. I want to live a long time. Shit. Ain't no fucking way I'm finna sign to Gucci, man. Man, here you a million. You gonna do this and that. See, I'm either going to jail or dying, fam. Huh? And I love Gucci.

But man, come on, man. His company, man, hell no It's haunted It's bad luck on that damn company We give away 10 million I still don't want that damn money I ain't gonna be able to do it And another damn thing I done told y'all about

I done told you white people I done told you white motherfuckers Stay out that damn world Not somebody done lost their damn calf muscle Look at this shit Done lost their damn calf muscle. Look at this shit. They lost their damn calf muscle out there in that dirty ass water down in South Padre Island.

That's bullshit. That Gulf of Mexico water nasty than a motherfucker. You can't see nothing. Them shorts can't see. That's why they biting every damn thing. That water nasty. Full of powder. And oil. see that's why they biting every damn thing they water nasty full of powder and oil I'm here to tell y'all what's going on here keep it 100 with you man don't sign the Gucci and stay

your ass out the water fam I don't know why y'all want to run down there to them nasty beaches dirty water can't see fish can't see. Damn fish die big. They swimming up, jumping out the water. Y'all think, oh, they just jumping. Shit, them motherfuckers looking for insulins. Them damn fish looking for insulins. Stay your ass

out the water, white people. I told you I'm trying to get some loans. I can't get no loan if your ass ain't home. You're in the hospital. Stay your ass out the damn water. Find you something else to do. Hell, start back hiking. Just bring some weapons. Start back jumping on airplanes

and shit. Believe that damn water and stop going to the woods with no weapons. Stop it. Y'all ain't in Africa no more. Them damn lines done tore y'all asses up. Y'all done learned y'all damn lesson. You don't see many white people down in Africaall asses up. Y'all done learned y'all damn lesson. You don't see many white people down in Africa no more like that. Mm-mm.

Y'all done learned a valuable lesson. Them damn lions will eat. Crazy as hell fucking with all these animals. Us black people don't fuck with them animals. We fucking with dog, French, bulldog, pig bull. Yeah, we got childs, got tank horse. That's what we do. Something we can kind of control.

Something that's going to love. So instead of y'all going to get a dog, y'all want to go out and steal wolves, hyenas, cheetahs, lions, bears. Y'all want to go out and steal them wild ass animals. Then they give you wild ass treatment too. Well, you know, Billy lost his goddamn arm. How'd he lose his arm? After harassing with a goddamn alligator At three in the morning

That's what he was doing Took his whole damn leg It was fast rolling and shit You hear about that nigga getting killed? Car wreck or getting shot Nigga ain't get fucked up behind no animal Y'all run over animals Y'all want to jump out the car

Help them Fuck the animal Look at my brand new automobile Yeah look at my brand new automobile. Yeah, look at my brand new automobile. An Ike Carnivore. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, this is not an automobile. Now, you can fuck up the window.

That's what I'm talking about. We all the same. We just do different shit. That's all. Black people, we go hunting, we don't have no camouflage gear on, no nothing. White people go hunting, they got camouflage gear, they got the orange shit on, so you can see that. Now look, we got the Ralph Lauren shirts, Sean Jones shirt. I wouldn't even wear no damn Sean Jones shirt to the woods, no damn where. I wouldn't wear nothing, P.D. got nothing. Whoo, they got me hot today, y'all. They got me hot. Got me hot.

Woo, they got me hot today, y'all. They got me hot. Got me hot. Enough about me. How y'all doing? How was y'all four for the July? Did you cook? Did you go over to somebody's house and eat?

Did somebody come over your house? I had people coming over my house. Fam, what a fool. That shit on the stove. Let me get me a plate. Never. Thank you, Slick. I just wanted to come over and talk to you, big bro.

You 15 years old and me. I ain't your big bro. I know what you want and I ain't giving it to you. No. I got kids. They need all my chow. All my chow going to my kids. I ain't got nothing to give away.

You think you see me on the street, you think I'm rich? I'm not. I got to work like each and everybody else do every day. I got to work harder because I work for myself. Hell, money easy to get, but it's hard to keep. As long as you keep that right there, you'll make it. Money is easy to get, but it's hard to keep. As long as you keep that right there, you'll make it. Money is easy to get, but it's hard to keep. Big facts.

Big facts. Like I said, Friday night, y'all gonna go out and have a good time. Make sure you ain't drinking and driving. If you're gonna be drinking, make sure you call an Uber or something. I have you a designated driver to get you from point A to point B. We're gonna be responsible in 2024. We are already dealing with enough shit in our life to point B. We're going to be responsible in 2024. We are already

dealing with enough shit in our life as it is. We're going to be responsible. My fellas that's watching this show, we're going to take care of them kids. I know I got some older people watching. We're going to take care of them grandkids too. Your kids, they ain't going to keep dropping them off every weekend either expecting you to watch them.

You got all the shit to do too. Just because you're 55 and up, you still got to lie. You still trying to. them. You got all the shit to do too. Just because you're 55 and up, you still got to lie. You still trying to. Yeah. You still trying to do that. Yeah. You want to go down to bingo, holler at Miss Dorothy, glass them, shoot your shot. You holler when they want you to come over to the garden.

Yeah. And that's when you go over there and hoe. She want you to come to the garden and hoe. That's what you do. Yeah. I'm talking to my fellas at 55 and up. You still got it. You got the salt and pepper going on, but you still got it. Some of you deacons watching this show, I want to let you know I love you. I'm going to go on and put the $30 in the plate like I'm posting this week.

Be inspecting if coming for me. I'm going to go on and put $30 in the plate so I can get my blessing from the good Lord. Real talk. I'm going to do it through cash out, though, because I'm not coming to church. I'm tired of y'all calling me up to, hey, y'all come up here. Bubba Dub, you got a word? Yeah, I got a word. I'm broke.

But stop the out shit. I'm broke. I ain't got nothing. Stop expecting something from something when I ain't got nothing. Real talk. There's a lot of free agents still left out here in the NBA, but they ain't wolfing down. Who can really come to the Lakers right now and help?

I heard they thinking about bringing back Kyle Kuzma. But why in the hell did you get rid of Kyle Kuzma in the first place? I can't wait. We had some young stars. I know y'all want to blame Braun, and I got to, too. We had Brandon Neal, Lonzo Ball, Julius Randle, a.k.a. Funny Marco. Hey, hey, you. Kyle Kuhlman.

Who went down to Orlando for a little money? KCP? Alice Caruso? We done had some ballers in L.A., and we got rid of them. I ain't feeling that, y'all. Dub ain't feeling that one bit. I ain't liking it. How y'all liking right now about the NBA going on right now, man?

Lakers ain't got no help. Dr. Bush rolling over in his motherfucking grave right now, y'all. A.C. Green rolling over, still a virgin right now, if you ask me. Lakers ain't made no moves, man. Only thing that's saving L.A. right now is Kendrick Lamar. That's the only thing that's exciting about L.A. right now is Kendrick Lamar, man. Y'all won't even let Gane perform in L.A. It's Gane from L.A. because he can't perform.

He ain't perform at the Super Bowl. Man, why y'all been treating the game like that, man? Y'all wrong for how y'all treating the game, man. This shit confidential. Dr. Drake, when your album going to drop, fam? Been waiting on that shit 30 years. Come on with it Hey man, if you're not watching the Bubba Duff show

Man, let me tell y'all something about this show, man You know, we work five days a week We're going to get right back to five days a week When football starts Real talk, right now We three to four days a week Only way you're going to know I'm dropping If you got them no for cases on

Cut them no for cases on right now Because when I drop them Everything must stop Stop, stop, and roll When I come on right now. Because when I drop, damn it, everything must stop. Stop, stop, and roll when I come on. You damn right, because you know I'm going to talk that talk. I'm going to make your ass laugh. Because some of you are going through some shit right now, and you need a good laugh. You're taking that guy on your kids.

You're taking that guy on your girl. You're taking that guy on everybody around. Sit your ass down. I'm back today. Sit your ass down. Relax. Roll you up, boy. Yeah, if you don't smoke

Roll you If you smoke black Smoke you up black If you smoke If you smoke cigar I don't smoke But I keep them, you know Smoke you a cigar, man

Go down to the cigar line Get you one of these, man Or whatever Get you a little cognac Sit down And look at me Look at the bubble dog show Especially if you rock with me

because you're showing me to everybody you know. Man, that's my little homie. I watch this boy. Boom! I watched it. I know y'all seen what Phil said. Oh yeah, y'all seen me in 50? August 8th down there in Shreveport, Louisiana. Yeah, coming down there. Big show. Everybody gonna be on

that motherfucking crew, me, and the ghost of Richard Pryor. Come here. Richard Pryor, ghost. He flew all through me. I'm real comedy. Ain't no fake shit. Real comedy. I'm like uncooked ground meat. I'm raw. Hell. Know y'all seen

Fifth? I bet on you. I know you have, fam. That's why I told y'all I want to be in one of your movies. He said he going to make it happen. For real, though. I'm going to show y'all the figure in a minute. Yeah, me and Phil had a long conversation, man. Shout out to all the other comedians that's on the show.

Some Ghost, Cat Williams. Can't wait to meet you, fam. Heard so much about you. I can't wait to meet Cat, man. Cat is an interesting fellow, man. Love to see if I'm able to pick your brain on certain things in this coming world. Earthquake is there. My big brother.

Love you to death. He's going to be there as well. Ryan Davis is a good friend of mine. Bill Bellamy is a good friend of mine. Let's just start studying the event. When I get back, yo going to be there. Cameron going to be there. Check out from Ears what it is.

You know I was on that show as well. You know I support them brothers as well. Man, going to be good. Shout out from Ears, what it is. You know, I was on that show as well. You know, I support them brothers as well. Man, it's going down August 8th through August 11th. Street Port, Louisiana. Humor and Harmony. Presented by 50 Cents. Man. Been wanting to meet Phil for a minute.

In case y'all don't know, Phil put my skit on Pop Smoke's first album, Snitchin'. The name of the song is Snitchin', featuring Quavo. 50 ended up producing that album, and he ended up putting my skit in front of that song. So I've been dying to meet Phil. I couldn't wait to tell him thank him for throwing me that alley hoop. That kind of jump-started my career. I would like to give people that credit when they're alive, man, because they can't do nothing with flowers when they're alive

because they can't do nothing with them when they're dead. And big shout-out to Phil for that, man. I'm super excited about going and performing, man, with some heavyweights. And there's no competition, but I'm going to do my thing, y'all. That's what I do. This is what I was born to do is make people laugh and entertain. And I think I'm doing a damn good job of that. And no matter how I look to y'all, but how I'm growing and this and that,

I can always get better. That's the mind frame I got each and every day. I can do better, and I will do better. And it starts with me. And if you got a team, it starts with the leader. I'm the leader, so I got to lead by example. And then the people around me, they can follow as well. And, you know, it's all about having a good team, man.

On my team right now, I can honestly say everybody's doing their job. We can do better. Everybody seems to be doing their job. We can do better. Everybody seem to be doing their job. That's what I like. Any upcoming artists out there right now, any comedians, keep pushing. Build your brand. Get your followers up. Get your followers up, man.

Real talk. Get your followers up, man. Work, work, drop, drop, work. I did it. And you can't, you can't. It's a process. It's a marathon, man. Don't listen to them.

They say you got to put the work in. You just not getting on to this new job. You got what you call a probation area. Put the work in. Don't, you know what I'm saying? Don't be late. Don't miss work. Great attitude.

Great worth. Your ass to get out of probation. Then you move up to bigger and bigger, bigger, bigger dollars, man. That's what it's about. It's about growth. The hoes want you to grow, too. You know? Yep.

And I'm willing. Come here. I'm a little boy now, but if you touch my leg one more time, I'm going to be a full grown man. Same way with you women, too. You got to grow. Started out cooking Rotel Dill. Now I need your ass cooking macaroni and cheese.

Yeah. With five different flavors of cheese. Yeah. Shut up the game. I know your mama and them did the old-fashioned way flavors of cheese. Yeah, up the game. I know your mama and them did the old-fashioned way, but that was the old way, ho. That's the old generation. This the new generation.

You ho can't bake cakes. I'm just going to run down there and buy one. No, you ain't. You going to get in that motherfucking kitchen? You going to get your cake mix? You going to get your eggs mix You gonna get your eggs You gonna go to work Get your measuring cups I don't know how

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If you're watching this show Then you already know man the day. Shout out to Kevin Hartford. You're going to learn today. If you're watching this show, then you already know, man. It goes down on the Bubba Dub show. You can also listen to me. If you can't watch me, you can listen to me. Apple Podcast, Spotify. Go over there and download the Bubba Dub show. Leave a review. Give me a star. Whether it's one star, all the way to five stars. Whatever you give me, I appreciate it. But leave a remark. I need some reviews about how you feel about

this show and what this show do for you. Because this show is therapy for me to get up here and talk in front of y'all because I know y'all going to jump in the comments section and rebutter everything I say or agree with me or talk shit to me or tell me how you feel. Guess what's special about this show.

I don't take nothing to heart when y'all say something about me. I hear all the time, what we do, you ain't funny. That's your motherfucking opinion. But I got millions of other people saying otherwise. That's why I say words don't hurt me. Y'all can say whatever y'all want to say about me.

I'm going to continue to come in here and let my light shine. And y'all should do the same thing. You might not got the car you want right now. But if you keep punching the clock, you're going to eventually get the car you want. Yeah. And then what's so crazy about iRace? When you get the car, so hope you can pay for it. What that mean?

I got it. I got the money. That's all that matter. See, it's one thing about us. When we get some people move and need on you, where you know, you only got this because you know this person. And then when you get there,

oh man, it ain't going to last, man. You know, man, stop it. We just can't be happy for certain people, can we, man? We hate to see people smile. They hate to see me smiling right now. They don't want to do a smile. They want me sad, dying, and all. But that's the devil.

The devil ain't in me no more. Only when my baby mama piss me off. That's when the devil hit me. Other than that, I'm cool, calm, collected, a loving guy, very God guy. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, and if you're watching this show, then you already know this show being presented

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Real talk. Got the hell now segment coming up. Got the trash of the day segment coming up. Yeah, we doing everything on this show. Football coming up. Training camp going to start. And I'm pulling up down in the Oxford with the cowboy. Yeah, come here, Dak. Let's talk. Damn, what the outsider say, Dak. I'm pulling up down there in the Oxford with the Cowboy. Yeah, come here, Dak. Let's talk.

Damn, what the outsider say, Dak. I'm saying right here on my show, Dak Prescott is a top five quarterback. He's my quarterback. And he got the numbers to back it up. Dak Prescott is a top five quarterback.

That's what I said. And he will lead the Dallas Cowboy to a Super Bowl this year. You ain't got to like it, but kiss my ass. That's how I'm feeling right now. Feeling like that thing of leaders. Thing of leaders. If you're a real Cowboy fan, you ought to be on your motherfucking feet right now. CD Lamb, I know you ain't coming to practice.

We going to pay you. Don't you worry about a mother. I'm going up there having a meeting with Jerry Jones and myself. Pay him. Pay him now. Michael Posse, pay him now. We got big things to do in Texas. Yeah.

God damn right. Yeah. Big things to do down there. We eat steer. Down here down there. We eat steer. Down here in Texas. We eat steer. Steering potatoes. That's what we eat.

Me and Jerry John going to eat steering potatoes when I go down there and talk to him and old Steven. Oh, Jerry, how you doing, Bubble Dub? How you doing? Well, damn all that, Jerry. Let's talk business. What you want to talk about? I want to talk about how we're going to win this Super Bowl. We're going to need no distractions.

Now, we're going to make sure Mike McCoy got plenty of Coors Light beer in that locker room. Yeah, because that's who sponsored the Cowboys, Coors Light. We're going to make sure he got plenty of Coors Light down in that office. We're going to need him sweating. We're going to need him overthinking things. We're going to make sure he got a cool light line in the office. We're going to need him sweating. We're going to need him overthinking things. We're going to need all that. We need our coach on point, like a number two pencil. And another thing, Jerry.

Lord, I'm going to get them prizes on them hot dogs, fam. I went down there to Jerry World last year and got a hot dog for $30. I had to make a lot of decisions. Either starve or eat. I don't know which one I need to do. But the Cowboys will win Super Bowl this year, and they will become behind Dak Prescott. You heard it right here on the Bubba Dub Show.

We not bullshit. Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you Hell nah Hell nah Hell nah Hell nah

Hell nah Hell nah Hell nah I know what time it is It's the hell nah shit Let's get to it Somebody hit me up Hey fam

Would you eat a girl Fresh off a cycle? Hell no. What kind of devil you is, fam? You a motherfucking vampire? I don't want no ketchup on my hot dog, dog. I'm not doing that, fam. You nasty.

You got to be a nasty mother. Somebody hit me up and said, Duh, will you do them Roman candle wars again? Hell no. Boy, I'm going to lose my eyes back in the day behind them damn Roman Candle Wars. I'm not doing that no more. When them damn firecrackers get to shoot

and that fire get to hit you in, you get to scream, shit! See, real people know where I'm from. We used to have them firecracker wars. We used to shoot firecrackers at one another. That's what we did, man. I know I ain't the only one. Somebody watching this show right now, get in the comments section. Let us know that y'all used to shoot firecrackers at one another.

That's what we did. That's what we did. It's them times, man. Times ain't the same no more, man. These kids don't want to go outside and play no more. They want to be on the PS5 all month. Want to be on YouTube all month. The time has changed, man. The hoes ain't hoeing no motherfucking more. They're lazy.

They in the house all the way to 10, 11 o'clock at night. Then they want to go to these lounges. Then they want hookers. Then they want something to drink. Then they don't want to do nothing. Talking about they back hurt. You're fired. You're fired. Get your mother. Matter of fact, look where my phone is. I'm going to call your mama. Hey, what's going on? Everything all right? No. She on her way.

For what? To drop the kids off? Hell no. She coming back for good. She fired. You can come and stay here. I'm right. Get rid of y'all.

Bring your mama over here. She the only one with respect. She the only one that can cook and clean around this motherfucker. Bring your mama. I ain't looking at you young generations no more. Bring your mama over here. Need some help going on around this. I'm sick of it, man.

Y'all know I ain't lying. These motherfuckers, these young hoes, don't want to do nothing but complain. But want money, though. Can you send me this? Can you send me that? I had this one chick email. I said, bro. I said, man, what? I'm playing, but want money though. Can you send me this? Can you send me that? I had this one cheeky meal. I said, bro.

I said, man, what? You got to buy $600. I said, yeah. I said, shit. You going to give me $600 worth of that good stuff? She said, bro, you know good and darn well my body can't handle $600 worth of that shit. I say, she good to be glad you said that because my wallet can't handle it either. You can't handle $600 worth of shit.

My wallet can't handle it either. Call me no mama. Matter of fact, y'all know my specialty word over here. Call me no mama. Matter of fact, y'all know my specialty word over here? Blout. If you want me to do for you, then you can't do for me. Blout. Real talk. Blout.

Not doing no aug. See, a lot of times, y'all like to be auger. See, some of y'all toxic. Y'all say y'all ain't. Y'all lying, man. Y'all want a female crying, running behind y'all. Not me. I don't want none of that. I want zero. Deal with all that arguing and doing this and that. Because that causes fights. Like somebody else, he may do it with you, a female boxer. Hell no.

Hell no. I can't fight. I'm nothing to have this hero looking strong, be a bad mother, beat me up, nothing. I don't want to never date no female boxer. She get mad when I'm going to do her. Nothing but run.

See, then y'all laughing. You running from that female. She get mad when I'm going to do nothing but run. See? Then y'all laugh. Then you run from that female. She like hell see a female. She. She look like a father. Got all the father features. She just got these.

She. Dub ain't going to be able to do it. Telling you right now. It's Friday. Y'all be thanking God that you're black. It's a lie for your white ass. It's a lie for your Mexican ass. Wherever you are, you ought to be thanking God that you're black. It's a lie for your white ass. It's a lie for your Mexican ass. Wherever you are, you ought to be thanking God that you're alive.

Yeah, you can do what you want to do. You can see if you have one eye. You still got another eye to see. Real talk. Let me show this shit. Stop blue-crapping Ryan, Ryan. Trash of the day. Can't go to nobody nobody no other than Ryan

Garcia hold up Ryan P-E-D hold up Ryan ostracized hold on Ryan Negro hate hold on Ryan trash Garcia trash suspending a year

but you need five They need to hit you in your pockets Talking about us like that Should have been he needed five Our sponsors should drop him Hit them pockets You don't like Negroes Well shit we gonna take your dinero

Come here Come here We ain't tolerating that But you gonna be real or fake Which one you gonna be You gonna be a boy or a girl Which one you gonna be What you gonna be

Got me all hot today man I'm coming here in good spirits Talk to y'all man Let y'all know I feel good, man. I feel better than I ever felt in my life. Went down there and played the lottery, man. $175. Boy, I feel good. I feel like I'm

lucky. That's one thing about Blackpink, boy. We win five or ten dollars, we feel like we're lucky. We feel like we're going to go right back in there and spend that whatever we want. We want ten dollars? Man, give me a ten dollar ticket, man. Shit, I'm feeling lucky. That's how I'm feeling today. Feeling lucky. You should be feeling lucky, too.

Man, why I should be feeling lucky? Man, I ain't got nothing going on. Your ass alive. He woke you up this morning. God ain't going to put no more on you than you can bow. Man, he ain't going to put no more on you than you can bow. Just like when I was locked in that room. Old boy had me in that room putting no motherfucking things on me,'all. I ain't lying boy. That boy didn't miss. That boy had

boy accuracy like Floyd's. I'm not bullshit. But when I got free, I beat him. I beat him right on the neck. Come here. And I didn't let go. I started shaking like a pit bull in that moment. And it was him who was doing the hollering then. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You didn't think old dog could bite like that? Yeah. Yeah, you won't hit me no more with it.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, blood went everywhere out of his neck. You thought I was a vampire in that moment. The way I was last on an old boy's neck. Mm-hmm. Yep. Guess you ran out the house.

Him? Wasn't me. I stood my ground. Come on back. Come on back. I got something more for you. Mm-mm. Yeah.

I beat him on the neck and latched on to his neck and then let go. That's a true story. I had to do that. That's one of the greatest moments of my life, man. Finally see somebody run from me. And it wasn't because of my hand. It was one of the greatest moments of my life, man. Finally see somebody run from me. And it wasn't because of my hand, because of my teeth, my bite mark, man. I got hyena grip. That's what he told the police. He thought he was dying when I beat him around the neck. I had to,

officer. Man was killing me with them hands. I couldn't see. Every punch felt like concrete was hitting me. My last resort was to bite him on the neck, and I did, y'all. I was fighting for my life. I wouldn't be here today if I wouldn't have done what I done. No regrets. No regrets. Real talk. But how y'all feeling though Back We won't switch subjects

But how y'all feeling About this Drake and Kigger thing Man y'all think Drake gonna be cool Or y'all think It's over Me personally I think he still gonna make

Hit records But man This not like us Man this shit is Everywhere It's on the radio Man Like I said

The video he just dropped Doing stupid numbers It's It's crazy Like I think Like I said, the video he just dropped doing stupid numbers. It's crazy. Like, I think his biggest record is the diss record right now. If you was in Drake's shoes, how would you feel about this? Would you be like, well, it wasn't for me. You wouldn't be doing all what you're doing now.

Or would you still be salty? Or would you come back? Would you come back with another this? Me personally, I wouldn't let it go. Like, I got to get you, fam. You ain't you ain't finna just do me like this when you got an owl. Like I say, you got an owl bound out. You being disrespectful, fam.

I got to see you, dog. I got to see you, G, one on one. I'm setting up a boxing match or something. Whatever it is, we fight. That's off the rip setting up a boxing match, something, whatever it is. We fighting. That's off the rip. We fighting. Ain't nothing else to talk about. My camp, CEO camp, we fighting.

I know y'all say, Daryl, come on now. You tripping now. You can't be saying, I'm just saying. That's why I say set up a celebrity boxing match. Let's do it that way, man. Because apparently Drake can't him on this rap thing. Kendrick different. He rhyme different.

Freaky ass. I'm a 69 God. I am. Freaky. I'm a 69 God. I am. In Godly voice. I am. In Godly voice. I am.

That's all I'm saying, though, man. Kendrick, them is different, man. West Coast is back. West Coast need that, man. Because, you know, South, we've been having it, man. You know, South been on about a 25, 30-year run, y'all. I said about 18-year run, strong. The South been on about an 18 to 20-year run, strong.

And it ain't stopping. You know, the East Coast was coming back with Pop, or I picked up Pop Smoke. He got killed, unfortunately. So I think they kind of killed that buzz. You know, Chicago been on their thing. The Memphis been on, that's the South, but I'm saying Memphis, man, you know, what they been able to do.

But get in the comment section right now, man. Let me know how y'all feeling right now, man. I know I got my football heads in here right now. What we're going to do is let your boy know, man, who went in the Super Bowl this year right now. Let me know who went in the Super Bowl and why. If you're a 49er fan, I know you right now. I know you like, man, we're going to get it done this year.

If you're a Cowboy fan, I know we ain't sniffed a mother in Super Bowl in 25, 30 years. But let me know. Let me feel it, man. Yeah, where my Carolina Panther fans at? I'm not forgetting y'all, man. Yeah, where my Saints fans at? Where my Texans fans at right now? Where my Green Bay Packers fans at? Where my Steelers fans at? Where with my Saints fans there, with my Texans fans there right now, with my Green Bay Packers fans, with my

Steelers fans, with my Raiders fans there, with my Chiefs fans there. I ain't leaving nobody out. Broncos fans, where you at, man? Minnesota fans, where you at? Yeah, talk to me. L.A. Rams, where you at? L.A. Chargers, where you at? Yep, come talk to Doug. Yep, talk to everybody here.

And I know y'all were talking about me because I had, oh, y about me because I had soul glow. No, there was oil seeing on the back of my chair, but I ain't putting that in my hair no more because I ain't been putting grease in. I thought my hair was dry that day, so I thought I would put some oil seeing in there. I didn't realize the back of my chair was going to be glossier than a mother.

And it was. I seen y'all laughing. It's all good. I can take the jokes. I love it. Keep it coming, man. That's what we do I run the bubble deal show man I make fun of people y'all can make fun of me or anybody else we're gonna laugh together we're gonna cry together but we're gonna get this podcast to number one we definitely gonna do it why because it's entertaining me can't nobody else do what I do how I do when I'm doing what I'm doing when I'm doing it real talk yeah going down. Like I told y'all, July 26th

and 27th, I'm in Pleasanton, California. Tommy T, grab them tickets. I'm coming to the Bay Area. Area! I'm going to be there. And on the 28th, that Sunday, I'm going to be in Sacramento. Bloodtide, Sacramento. I'm going to be there. Punks line.

Grab them tickets. What you waiting on? What you talking about? I'm going to be out in the flesh. Go on and grab them tickets now, man. Let's start selling out these shows more and more. Now, I want to add some shows. Let's do it. I got the fan base. I know y'all rocking with me like I'm rocking with y'all. When the time comes

when y'all find out, grab them tickets, man. And then when you grab them, come right here to the company and say, Dub, I got my ticket found. We waiting on you. Yeah, me and my whole clique pulling up. That's what I want to see. See, that make me go even harder. That make me give my thanks to that man.

And I know some of y'all watching the show going to believe in that man up there. That's your business. I never down talk you or make you feel some kind of way. I never do that. But don't do it to me because I praise mine. You feel me? Because I me because I praise mine. You feel me? Because I'm going to praise mine.

Real talk. Thank you for watching the Bubba Dub Show. I'll see y'all asses Monday. Let's go. The Volume.