Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba reacts to Cowboys FAILED COMEBACK vs Ravens

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

Bubba Dub goes LIVE immediately after the Cowboys-Ravens game to voice his disgust with his favorite team, the Dallas Cowboys. It was a close game, but so what!! They still have a 1-2 record!! TRASHH!!Plus, Bubba recaps the Sunday slate of NFL football which held many surprises as the Saints, Chargers, Bucs, and Texans all caught their first loss of the season.#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now.

All about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

or wherever you listen to podcasts. The Volume. The volume. to come. Now me coming to be nosy, hit the like button. I want you to join me. Hit the subscribe button too. Now I can sit up here. Now I'm a little bit more people come on in. Now we're going to talk for me. I'm at my comedy show right now. So excuse how everything look, but I told y'all we're going to go live after the game. Well here I am. Now this is how I started. I started out with the Saints today. The Saints lost. Now I laughed at y'all, I apologize. Cowboy playing with my mind, they playing with my money, and they playing with my heart. We were getting blew out.

But with 28, 25, some of y'all gonna say it was close. It wasn't close. Baltimore Ravers had 274 motherfucking Russignors. What make aortioned it? You better not run your husky ass to that motherfucking podcast I know that you didn't show up again two weeks in a row You were no show Mike McCarty need to be fine I don't know what game y'all watch but what what I seen, I seen a defense could stop a motherfucking

nosebleed. That's what I saw today. Sitting, sitting and watching, watching my team struggle. I'm talking about fucking struggle. Y'all don't understand what I'm going through, y'all. of my fucking struggle. Y'all don't understand what I'm going through y'all. I done lost $1,500 again. That press got through about 51 motherfucking time. You will never win a game with a quarterback

throwing about 51 times. He completed 28 of them. Trash. I don't give a damn about him having out 400 yards. That don't matter. We lost. All y'all care about is more victims. I don't care about a more victory. I wanna win. We wanted to. And we got even bigger problems than that right now. Can't stop the ruin.

Can't even get a motherfucking sack. Michael Paulson, uh, Louis, Trash. Nigeria Jones in the locker room looking at meats. You need to be in there looking your playoffs in their eyes. Ask them what's going on, but you in there looking at eight and a half inches of meat. Ask him what's going on, but you ain't no looking at eight and a half inches of meat The March action with 12 for 15 182 yards I thought it would dog Williams after the day

Derek Henry 28 carries 151 yard on the March action 14 carries eight and seven. No, we can't stop the room. Dumb, I'm dumb as hell. We going to the Super Bowl, never. Only Super Bowl we going to is on damn mad. You gotta talk to me right now, y'all, I'm upset. That's what I get for laughing. That's what I get for laughing at the Saints Don't boo-boo gumbo good eat motherfucker cursing me. That's what they did. They cursed me in my team. I Don't even want to go out there perform tonight, I don't even want to watch them perform but I got to I don't even want to go out there and perform, but I got to.

We had what? Cowboy had 16 rushing yard. I mean, 16 carried 51 motherfucking rushing yard. But y'all want to go out and get Zeke. Belly ring wearing a Zeke. You a boy wearing a belly ring. Could have got Derek Henry, man. The same motherfucker that's running over us today. Hell, I can go play running back for the Cowboy right now.

CDM fumbling. But you were crying for a payday, but you get the ball, you're fumbling. Rule number one, catch the ball and tuck it. You tuck it and get down. You're going to catch the ball and stay up high knowing you got somebody behind you. Now you go in the red zone. That's critical. I'm gonna tell y'all something, man.

We're talking, we're going to talk real football right here today, man, while I ain't got that much time, but we're going to talk real football. I'm gonna talk we're gonna talk real football right here today man while I ain't got that much time, but we're gonna talk real football Don't first three quarters the Dallas Cowboys look like an unprepared team to me. What y'all see? I've seen a team that Baltimore Ravens came out that first drive and ring it down. They motherfucking dope Paul ring it down. They don't we have no answer Michael Parson looking up to the sky. God ain't watching you, nigga. God can't help you. You had what you had training account for, all season for, film study.

Y'all knew about the moment we're gonna run and you still didn't stop. We don't look like a very good football team. Damn, the score 28-25. That game wasn't close. And y'all know it. Dak throwing the ball all behind. Zeke on 30. I remember that 35.

Threw it right behind him. But y'all want to shoot up here. Don't blame Dak. I'm blaming every motherfucking body on the team. Including the people in the concession stand. The damn hot dogs don't taste better when you're losing. Y'all come on and hit the like button if you're just not coming here. Come on in here. Y'all want to come in here and watch me go off on the cowboy? That ain't the only team I'm going to go out. Houston, Texas? Trash. You serve sipping swang-a-ride motherfuckers. I'm you. You you serve sipping swang

and swang a ride. I bet not see no swangers in Houston no more this week. CJ, stop my ass. Give me a thing. Got beat by Sam. 30 for herself. Let's talk about that Houston Texans. Let's talk about it. Houston. I bet not see no swings. Y'all Talk about that Houston Texans. Let's talk about Houston. I bet I see no strings. Y'all better take your mustache to the doctors because you're leading STDs down in Houston.

Had this little yellow hit me up when you going to come through. Never hold you back. You're burning like the people in Mississippi burning mood. I'm not going to give a damn. I find. I'm not, I don't move none of you. I don't give a damn how fine and how thick your ass is. I don't move it. I'd rather pleasure myself than to get burnt now. I'm not gonna do it. Y'all come here, y'all come over here and talk to me.

Y'all come over here and talk to me right now. Dolphins, they damn dolphins drown again today. See how it's been job 24 243. You better go out there and get Ciara hub, Russell Wilson. It's gonna be a long year down there, Miami. It's gonna be a long motherfucking year down there, Miami. I'm telling you that right now, you dolphin fans. I'll see how you're, you're lying. Damn tour don't ain't nowhere way yet right now.

Tour in Jupiter. But he in the living room, but he think he in Jupiter. But to get y'all a quarterback, and while I'm talking shit, we need a quarterback too. I'd rather have Bryce Young than Dak right now. 28 for 51, 379, yo, Dak ain't gonna get it, fam. Baltimore down, 0-'t gon' get it, fam. Baltimore down, 02. Sugar been down, sugar low.

Baltimore should be down, 03 right now. I can't think straight, y'all. I ain't gon' be able to sleep tonight. I don't even wanna have sex tonight, y'all. This is how I'm feeling right now, man. The cowboy got me so upset, my blood pressure up right now. I ain't going to work tomorrow. I really gon' wanna hear what y'all got to say. My homeboy and them cowl, but they don't do not disturb. I'm gonna give a damn what they going through. They could be deaf.

I'm still not answering my motherfucking phone. I take these losses personal, y'all, because I talk so much shit during the week to everybody. I'm calling grandma, riding my ass fast. I'm calling everybody I know, talking shit. It's the Cowboys. You're, soon as we lose, I'm no worker beef, fam. I don't wanna talk. I don't wanna talk right now. Listen to me in the background playing Diddy.

Cut that motherfucking Diddy off. Diddy and J are crying. And all you motherfuckers, they were running up there to them parties y'all next. Did it better than me? Shit, I would have spent four hours in jail. I would have been right back out on the streets. Damn, Doug, how you come home when the feds got you COVID?

Everybody that was participating in them freak-offs. Shit, y'all are being there with me? Shit. Did it with buying that oil for them hoes? Everybody that was participating in them freak-offs, shit, y'all be in there with me, shit. Diddy was buying that oil for them hoes, Diddy was buying that oil for them me. All these years y'all giving Diddy little awards and appreciation wars, shit. Whole time Diddy behind closed doors, wearing weeds and flip-flops and little clothes. His name ain't even Diddy, it's Diane. You know that Diddy real name, son, Diane.

Turn. What, I want no cat? What, want that lion meat? That's what he want. He want that Mufasa. I told y'all, Floor called me one day. Hey man, hey, Diddy wanna meet you? No, forget about my motherfucking phone, champ.

I don't wanna talk about no damn Diddy. How y'all feeling this Sunday, man? If you're a Cowboy fan, I know you upset like me. Some of y'all probably okay, well, we didn't lose that bad, though, damn all that soft shit we lost. One and two, that ain't a good record. That's a losing record to me. One and two, that ain't a good ruckle. That's a losing ruckle to me. One and two, that shit ain't mathin' to me.

Type shit. It ain't mathin' to me. My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve

your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.

He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's

story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. It ain't mathin' y'all. I'm sorry, it just ain't mathin' to me right now.

Damn Steelers 3 and 0. Damn Justin Fields sayin' Russell Wilson another touch to Phil again. Better call on future. Russell, you better do something cause Justin Phil is showing y'all he the man. Barrels lost to the coach. Anthony Richardson said come here. Kayla Williams look better. He look better this game. I ain't gonna lie. I talk, I talk shit, but Kayla Williams look better. You look better this game. I ain't gonna lie, I talk, I talk shit, but Kayla Williams look better this game. Chicago fan, you still ain't gonna win no motherfucking games though. Real talk, it's gonna be a long, long season,

but I can see the progress in Kayla Williams right now. I'm not gonna lie, but yeah man, I don't really know what to say right now, man. The Saints, I know y'all laughing, but I don't know what y'all laughing at. Y'all lost. Derrick Carr is who we thought he would. Nobody told y'all Derrick Carr. Daddy didn't even know who he would in the first two games.

Hell, he had to call to make sure that was his damn son. But he gonna reverse it back. Oh, Derrick Carr gonna reverse it back now Oh Gary Carter reverse it back now. Y'all don't want to listen to me. Now I know I get on here and tell lies because I be saying cowboy gonna win but I'm a real fan. I'm a die hard cowboy fan. I get out there and fight. Well no I ain't gonna get out there and fight. At least I say I fight but I'm lying. Y'all know I'm scary. Shit. The dog can't fight. All them fans be enough fighting for their team. Shit. Y'all better than me. I'm looking for security. Come here. Dude right here threatening me. Get his ass out of here. Too much going on in the world right now man. Too much Buckeye News. Done lost

26 to 7. Done lost to both picks. Not both nicks, both picks. You lost 26 to 7. Told y'all Baker-Tradfield ain't what y'all thought he was. He can't even see over the line. Boy, you gotta get on your tiptoes and see. That's how I be,

cause I ain't got no meat. I get on my tiptoes, hit them hoes. Come here. Come here, baby. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hold my arm. Mm-hmm. Hold my arm. Mm-hmm.

They rock hard, ain't they? I know they rock hard. Just squeeze. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about. Damn right. Telling y'all right now, y'all. Dubs ain't feeling too good right now, man.

My blood pressure through the roof. Who else? Pounters. Pounters beat the Rators. How in the hell y'all lose to Andy Dalton? Andy Dalton's 75. How the Raiders lose to Andy Dalton? And why Andy Dalton got a motherfucking job? I don't know why. Y'all know why. He got the complexion for the protection. Y'all don't hear me today. Y'all don't hear me. Packers beat up on the Titans. Young Bucks need to retire.

Shawty on the ride with me. We can get low. Retire. Them Titans ain't one for damn. Lions beat the Cardinals as I thought. That's what I'm talking about Detroit make big me proud big me for to come home me tell you something big me you for to come home me tell you something I want you to come home with a clean slate you better not pick up now motherfucking narcotic or you're going right back see y'all praise them dope dude ah man I love me I sent his ass back let me see him with some weed or something or a pill. He going right back. I'm finna clean the world up.

I'm finna get all the drugs up out of the United States. Back where I'm from, Alito. It's 700 people down there. I love my people, but they on that good dope down there. I'm finna clean the city up. When I pull up down there, ah man, you finally come back home, fam. I'm coming back to send you motherfuckers to jail. Y'all gonna do right by these kids out here.

These kids watching us these days real talk. F all the bullshit, real talk. These kids are watching us, man. They're watching everything we do. Everything we do. These kids are lost. They ain't willing to go to school. You know what I'm stepson 13 can't ties motherfucking shoe his mama time. I he he got a problem He got more than a motherfucking problem at 13. Hey Ty show but he wants a motherfucking George Never I'm buying a motherfucker from shooting I'm not buying my steps are no real George. He ain't my real son. So he ain't getting real shit. Better call your daddy. I'm not getting none of that.

That's what I told him. But when he put them motherfucking powers on me, shit, I took him straight down another footlocker. Get what you want. He called me all kinds of whole ass niggas and I am. I'll be there. My brother called me, letting that little old young dude put hands on you, called me next time he start cutting up.

Bet bro, I'll call you and he start cutting up, I called my brother, come here. He on one, I'm on my way bro, bet. My brother pulled up, I was on the front porch. I didn't say a word all I did was He in there my brother wing in that motherfucking in them room when I tell y'all they youngster danced on that nigga My brother ain't talked to me in two weeks Tell you you see what I go through when my steps don't tell me go in my room I go in there. I don't come out until he say so. Shit. Y'all laughing. Shit, dude.

You guys can't fight. I bet you don't. That little motherfucker know every UFC move in the book. Shit. I thought it was Anderson Field for shit. I would tap him out, kill his mama. Get him. Get this nigga up off me. And if you're watching this show right now, man, then you got to know this show being presented by prize picks. Go and download the number one sports fantasy app that's in the game right now.

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Yeah. They got by John Robinson for the play of Kansas City Chief. They got him slated to have 70 yards tonight. You either put more or less. It's easy. You can't beat that. Guess what? You can have a player that ball like the first half, but he ain't come back the second half. You think you're going to

lost out? No, you haven't. Got an injury policy. They don't even count on kitchen. That's what I love about prize picks. If you want to make some money, you better go over to prize picks right now and use my promo code, Trash, for your talk. I'm not lying to y'all. I'm telling y'all. We got somebody hit me up. What would do? Do you work on them? Hell no I feel ain't nothing like putting that naked head in now. And then she gonna have to irritate me. You bet not nothing. Shit. My pull out game. We go dinner baby. Dirty legs. Come here. Come here. Let me show you what you been missing. I ain't nothing like looking them holes in their eye. Baby I love you. you. They know them. Come here.

Come here. There's some love making tonight. Except me. I ain't making no love. I'm mad. We lost. I don't know how y'all feeling, but that's how I'm feeling right now.

How y'all feeling? I want y'all right now to talk to me. I got about five more minutes. I got to go on stage and deliver. I got to deliver. They'll call me to mail me. They're going to deliver. Had this one mailman, I'm going to deliver. Had this one chick call me, I need you to pull up and drop off some D.

Shit, I ain't got no D. You got me messed up with the wrong nigga. You know I ain't got no D. All I got is pressure to get you. I ain't talking about right here. I'm talking about this kind of pressure. I'll rough your ass up in the... No bullshitting y'all. That's why I'm talking about this kind of pressure. I'll rough your ass up in the,

no bullshitting y'all. That's why I'm going to plan a fitness right now and workout so I can get stronger muscles. So I can hold in the hip lock so she can feel some kind of pressure when I'm hitting her from the back. Real talk, I'm on her motherfucking neck when I'm hitting her from the back.

She can feel every breath. Damn right. She come in, you can't get away from me. You can't get away from me. You can't get away from Doug. Chiefs and the fact, uh, chiefs and the founders tonight, who you got? Land on Yagangay, Kirk Cousin, 100 million, shit. You better come on with it. Y'all damn Kirk Cousin better come on with it, y'all.

That's all I got to tell you right now. Talk to me. Got them office line. Let me tell y'all something about that Dallas Cowboy office line. The motherfucker big for nothing. God, I smell. Every time I look around, he on his motherfucking back.

I thought it was a porn star. Do you hear me? 330 pounds on your motherfucking back. Boy, what's wrong with you? What kind of ribs you eating boy? You need to go to Chili's and get them baby back ribs. They damn right they RPO killing us. Every time the more I fake it to Henry Big Back Bagel back ass he'll take out for 10 to 15 yo Michael Parson over there with his hands on the hill.

I don't wanna see your hands on your motherfucking helmet. Get a lay here, 15 yard penalty. That'll make me feel better. That'll let me know you trying to do something. They gonna get no penalties. They gonna do a motherfucking thing right over there in Dallas, but lose. And y'all satisfied, we only lost by three.

The hell with that. What about that nasty ass barbecue meat? Y'all interrogated in barbecue for. Nobody want that nasty ass meat. It ain't seasoned, motherfucker. Damn. Asked me, do I want a plate? Never.

I got to work tomorrow. Fuck around and fall out and die eating that motherfucking meat y'all cooking. You don't wash your hands? I know you niggas don't wash your hands. Watch out, y'all going to pee. I don't hear no damn wop. And you don't even shake when you pee. Y'all nasty.

Then the little old women come through. Y'all want to offer the female you want something to drink. Nigga, you ain't offer me nothing to drink. You owe me $3,000. But you want to offer this hoe something to drink. Man, where my pills still at? Tired of playing with y'all niggas. Wanna treat the hoes., baby, you want something.

What about me? She I want some brisket to I want something to drink. I mean, just for the win. Give me my three thousand dollars. How many trying to front me now? You can show out. You ain't got no money to be given away.

All I want to pay me on the back end, though, I'm telling you, I'm I'm tired of playing with your man. You owe me. Give me my mother, give me money. Y'all do it cause I'm short and I can't fight, but I'm telling y'all, y'all don't do that to them niggas in the prison when y'all go. When them niggas want they soup, y'all give them they soup. You call your mom and your daddy,

I need some money on the commissary. You know what I'm saying? I just got you some money y'all, I need some more mama. But when it come to my little thing, black ugly ass who can't fight, y'all want to feel like y'all. I need some more, mama. But when it come to my little thin black ugly ass who can't fight, y'all want to feel like y'all can bully me. I'm stopping all that bullying shit in 2024. I'm telling you right now, I'm finna go get my pistol out the goddamn pawn shop. I'm finna go get my shit out the pawn shop.

Trash of the day going to Mike McCartney. Trash, can't coach. Why you think Green Bay fired him? Why you think Green Bay fired him? Need y'all haters to come on in here today. Colorado one last night, whoa, and a thriller in Manila. Damn, Shadar, Thor, Hail Mary, come here. Legente, what? Come here. throw a Hail Mary, come here. La Jante, what?

Come here. Travis Harlow, come here. Coach Prime might got self-toes, but he stomping on you hoes. Must be good morning. Oh, I love it. I love it. Trump saying you hastens eating cats and dogs.

Kogak, where you at? Put that motherfucking fat dog down, Kogak, and come address Trump. That's what you need to do. We waiting on you. But I know real Haitians don't eat cats and dogs. I know that. I know who eat cats and dogs. I done ate a few cats. I don't take a few balls. She ain't lying I'm barking now

Big dog, I'm a king cost so come here Y'all gonna respect me man, if you're on my show right now, you ain't getting this kind of entertainment No, we're motherfucking there. But right now so thank y'all for coming to watch me We do this shit after every show after after every game, after every big game. You can catch me going live, man. I appreciate y'all for coming on here, man. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button, man. I swear to God, man, I love each and every one of y'all.

I'll see y'all again tomorrow night, Monday night after the game. God bless. I got to hit this stage. If you ain't seen me hit that stage yet, man, you missing the treat. I'm going to go out here and give these people a real motherfucking show. I love you, God bless, now. The Volume.

My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me.

When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.