Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - BUBBA SAYS LAKERS BEAT DA SAUCE OUT THE NUGGETS!! + SHAKUR STEVENSON KNOCKS OUT A DR PEPPER DRIVER!!
Episode Date: February 23, 2025Lakers 123 Nuggets 100The Los Angeles Lakers take down the Denver Nuggets in a huge game! LeBron James put on a show with 25 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists, while Luka Dončić dominated with 32 p...oints, 10 rebounds, and 7 assists. Austin Reaves also stepped up big, finishing with 23 points, 4 rebounds, and 7 assists. Rui Hachimura had 21 points, 4 rebounds, and 7 assists.Bubba Dub breaks it all down, plus he gives his thoughts on Shakur Stevenson’s big win in boxing! And you know we gotta have some classic Story Time—you don’t wanna miss this one!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Volume What's up everybody?
Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show Saturday night.
There's a lot going on Lakers.
Boxing.
There's a lot going on in the world right now.
But I want to thank you for tuning in to the night show.
I want to thank you.
Before we even get started, you can see I'm already on one.
Yeah!
I'm feeling good.
I'm high.
Shit baby, got a Texas?
We'll get to heading in.
Don't hit the like button for you boy. Real talk. I'm feeling good. I'm high. Shit, baby, got a Texas? We're just heading in.
Don't hit the like button for your boy.
Real talk. Go on ahead. Make sure you subscribe.
You over here now. Go ahead and subscribe.
Don't be sitting around. I'm just going to wait and see.
No, Uncle!
Go on and subscribe. And when you do,
keep your notifications turned on
for your boy. I'm going to get y'all by five seconds
to come on and get ready. Just settle down.
Get ready to go. I know my smokers y'all done rolled up. I know my people who do powder.
I know y'all got powder every damn well. But let's talk about these Lakers beating up on temple.
That's what I want to talk about tonight. I told y'all what the Lakers gonna do.
Now fam, you trippin', you too emotional. They ain't got nobody for joker, never.
You see what we did to joker tonight?
Did you see the defense we displayed tonight?
Damn!
Ain't no easy throw in the ball, Diallo.
No, I'm gonna get in front of you.
I'm gonna put my hands out.
We gonna play the pass line.
We gonna make it hard for joker to eat.
Yeah, I know y'all sitting around waiting. Man, what the leg is gonna do?
Did y'all see Feral City Luca tonight?
Did you see Feral City Taco eat that Luca tonight?
Shut up. Give me a 30.
And that fat motherfucker ain't even in shape yet.
That's a polar bear running up and down that court.
What you think that polar bear gonna do when he start eating seals?
Cuz do a number on on penguin nuggets tonight what you gonna do when he start eating seals
Braun doing what Braun do at 30. Give me 25 sir
Ruin say hold on let me get you at 23.
And you all coming through in the club.
What you gonna do with these bad ass Lakers?
Oh, y'all think I'm just up here hooping and hollering
for nothing, I've been trying to tell you more foes.
JJ Riddick was a better coach than Dogg and Ham.
I love your brother, but I'm glad you're gone.
See, you didn't know how to play joker.
You straight up, bullshit.
J.J. Riddick ain't been coaching 39 damn days.
Then I already showed you a blueprint
how we gonna beat them damn knuckers.
We gonna spread the flow,
just like you're spreading your old lady legs tonight.
Come here, we gonna spread the flow.
You wanna double LeBron, you wanna double Luka, I'm gonna kick it out to AR. I'm gonna kick it out to Roy. And if they consistent, they will
continue to kick ass like they kicked ass tonight. Do we still need a big man? Absolutely. We still
need a big man. We still need to go out and get JaVale McGee, uh, Howard, I go get somebody else to help Hayes out in that paint.
But the Lakers got some special y'all brewing right now.
I know it's just one game,
but the Denver Nuggets just won nine games in a row.
Don't let these people get on here and fool you.
It's just one game.
We only had nine pillows tonight.
Them boys had 23.
It's some goddamn defense being played
Now all I can read was from former players my boy T Mac. I love you and my boy stack five They ain't got no defense. You're a damn lie
You see the way bro husband they got Luka playing defense
They got Luka playing defense. He didn't ball him in.
And they can change Luka's routine. I found out.
Normally Luka wake up in the morning and walk his fat ass to that fridge.
Y'all know damn mo. When Luka wake up, we wake up smokin' now, Luka.
Ain't no mo go to that god damn fridge, get in there, I'm gonna bar turkey bacon.
We smokin', bitchy, big now before we eat anything.
And we gonna burn them calories off too.
But how you gonna burn them calories off, Doug?
Them straight up porn stars up there.
LA ain't got too much of nothing right now,
do they don't wifi, but they still got weed,
wifi, and porn stars.
The one who helped them, that's over-aged though.
I don't wanna talk about that. Who helped them? that's over age though. I'm gonna talk about that.
Who helped them?
Pedophile.
Come here.
I'm gonna talk about it.
God damn it ain't no secret.
There ain't no star left unturned on this bubble-dub show.
We gonna talk about it.
We gonna talk about it.
God damn it.
We gonna talk about who helped them.
Back to the game though.
We knocked the sauce off them damn nuggets.
And I need y'all to get in the comments section right now and apologize to me.
I'm gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna talk about it.
I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. I'm gonna talk about it. Back to the game though, we knocked the sauce off them damn nuggets. And I need y'all to get in the comment section right now and apologize to me.
We got something special in LA.
Oh, we got some special brewing in LA right now.
And I like the way they move the ball, they move the ball, move the ball.
Rui hit down, his three hit four.
I started five, ended up with 13 threes tonight.
That is one by LeBron, four by Rui,
four by Arn-Lukal, and four by AR.
That's awesome.
That is awesome.
JJ Riddick challenging, they recall that that's close.
We challenged him, we won.
We had our hands out playing passion lane.
Let me tell you something that ain't gonna show up
on the stat sheet tonight.
Vanderbilt, when he got in the game, y'all, he started pressing 90 foot, pressing, getting
steals, getting in the joker body.
I'm telling y'all something right now, man.
And I know it's a small sample of what we're gonna see.
So fuck a Luka ain't even in shape yet.
He ain't even the Luka that, that last year Luka.
He ain't dirt right now.
Everybody can see that
All but the potential all the potential is there and i'm loving the swag they got
They could put brawn on the bench for about three or four minutes. Let him get rested up
God damn it when he come back in god damn it is home. The brawn james is one no john dirt tractors. That's gonna run forever
And elva and elva elva That's gonna run forever and ever and ever ever
I didn't talk to me
Now i'm gonna talk to your parents for a minute telling your child to go sit down is not real punishment
White folks telling little juniors sit down ain't no goddamn punch. You want to know what punishment was for me?
Come here!
Bow! Bow! Bow! This real punishment, you can't do it to these kids these days you'll be in jail.
But back in my day, my mama put this belt across my goddamn back.
Anyway, she swung it.
Where I been laying? God damn it, that's where I got hit head.
Sit down. Don't do that.
Bow! Put something on the ass. That's what I got hit here. Sit down, don't do that. Bow, put something on the ass.
That's what you got to do.
Put something on the ass.
One of those girl high love we,
she talking to that little retarded motherfucker son.
Say ah, say ah man man, say ah man man, say ah man man.
And he's jumping.
Bow, thumping right in this motherfucking ear.
Bow, nigga.
What you do to my baby?
Nothing yet.
Nothing yet. Nothing yet.
Go get some law and order with these kids.
All that talking back.
All that shit dead with me.
I come over your house, your kids do shit back to you.
I'm going to pull off my belt.
Uncle Doug, I'm going to whoop some ass in him.
Oh yeah.
We're going to get law and order back into our homes again.
We're going to start loving again.
You hoes going to start making rotel dip.
You're going to get in there and fry some sandwiches.
You're going to get in there and get some Oh yeah, we gonna get Lord and Order back into our homes again.
We gonna start loving again.
You hoes gonna stop making rotel dip.
You gonna get in there and fry some salmon with some goddamn rice on homemade biscuits
from Sprat.
Butter on top.
Come here.
You hoes gonna learn to cook again.
You hoes gonna start back loving again too.
God damn it, I'm getting it on in my house right now.
Do you hear me?
Baby gonna go to her taxes.
Guess who eating ass tonight? Yeah, come here. Eating ass. I'm getting it on in my house right now. Do you hear me? Baby gone got her taxes.
Kiss you eating ass tonight.
Yeah, come here.
Eating ass, I got my blank man mask too.
I'm eating ass tonight, all night.
Why?
Because I want them 4G.
Oh baby.
I'm not playing no game in that bedroom.
Shit, kids already asleep.
When I go in that motherfucking room,
I'm coming in there like a goddamn Navy SEAL. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one.
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because you ain't been having no ten thousand dollars in it. Come here. You're a prize tonight
and god damn it I'm gonna get off. Yeah enjoy yourself sometime. Show out. Taxis, I'm opening
doors. I'm going to church. I'm helping kids with homework and I'm eating ass. Oh, weird, just saw. She can't get enough of your boy.
Real talk, I'm walking around with shit mouth.
I don't give a damn.
Let me ride around on four Giotto's, I bet you it.
I bet you I shine like a diamond.
I'm gonna shine like a diamond tonight.
I got a greedy stuff, sign up.
Yeah, like she a donor from God damn Krispy Kreme
in there right now waiting on your boy. She know I'm'm gonna come in and give her this one inch hamster.
God damn right. I'm that God damn hamster. There was another professor that they were
God damn doing a lab study on. That's me. You ain't nothing quick tonight. No, no, no.
I will not. No, I'm talking to, I'm gonna talk her through it tonight. No smoke, man. I will not.
No, I'm talking to, I'ma talk her through it tonight.
I'm like uncle, I'm like Sammy Sharp.
I'm talking to her.
Oh yeah, you gonna take this one as my own stage.
Yeah, come here.
You got feel my, I ain't got no muscle, but see,
feel my elbow, right there, right there.
Feel that bone right there, hold that thing.
Just like this meat you get.
Yeah, that's what we doing tonight.
Real talk. It's a hell of a night
went on tonight. Boxing went on tonight. Yeah, Shakur Stevenson knocked out a Dr. Pepper
driver. I don't want to hear a motherfucking thing. He knocked out a Dr. Pepper driver
and Dr. Pepper done called me and told me they got to change their work policy at the
workforce. That's what they told me. Now I ain't gonna lie Shakur did his thing
It ain't his fault that he had to fight whoever he had to fight and the dude he was fighting floor short
He counseled on it. So they had to throw a dr. Pepper driving
He ain't known he was gonna fight before they but I'm gonna just be real make it fun. I'm being funny, but
Shakur did what he had to do. He put hands on old boy
Body shots after body size after body size
But that Dr. Pepper driver went nine rounds with you fam. You can come over here and say whatever you motherfucking wanna say
But that man went nine rounds with a Dr. Pepper driver and y'all keep talking about why you in there asking with Tank. He can't fuck with Tank
And just my opinion
Until he showed me otherwise he better stay away from it.
What's your mama always tell you? A hard head or what do I? Make a soft ass.
Y'all want me to tell me y'all want Shakur? In the real world, that tell me y'all don't give a damn about that man's safety.
Y'all don't care about Shakur's safety. Y'all just wanna see a knockout. Y'all wrong.
Y'all f***ing wrong and y'all know it.
And you know it.
Ain't no way that man supposed to go nine rounds with Shakur.
Ain't no goddamn way.
Bud Crawford, I love you, Adele.
I know that's your boy Stevenson.
You're gonna take off for him.
But you saying Shakur can't, can what?
You a motherf***ing liar.
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you get your podcasts. I was wrong on that one. Boy, you knocked the retirement out of Spencer. We talking about two different things right here though.
Because I don't think your boy gonna be able to take too many
of these motherfucking punches from Tank.
Now if he do, I'll get right on this show and apologize.
I'm just telling you from what I've seen.
But I don't wanna downplay Nunchuk Cribb here tonight.
He's a champion for a reason.
And he deserved a title fight against Tank and whoever else
give him that chance.
And y'all go at it like two men. I'm being real now. All the jokes aside, I want to see Shakur and Tank get in the ring
and goddamn it get it on just for y'all can shut y'all motherfucking mouth about him who he fighting.
Y'all talk that hot shit first about Garcia taco eating ass. Turn you, god damn it take a knee.
No more, no more.
This boxing is real y'all.
I'm not laughing and joking and shit,
but don't think for one minute,
I can get in the ring with Shakira now.
She could knock my ass out, pillow hands,
brillo hands, I don't give a damn.
I know I can't whoop him.
He a champion for a reason.
I'm gonna give him his just due.
I'm gonna give him respect.
But what we not gonna do is beat up on these CDL drivers.
That's not what we gonna do.
That boy been driving them damn trucks up and down the road
for the last two weeks, tied, been dealing with DOT,
and then got them folk ass.
He gotta go out here and fight Shakir.
It ain't foul.
That's why they paid him all that money,
because that wasn't right. That man wasn was supposed to be fighting no damn nine round with
no secure Stevenson he wasn't but shout out to secure for winning tank fight
fight next week against Lamont Roach up there in Brooklyn on Barclay Center
yeah tune in gonna be a good fight. Tune in. Real talk now.
My other homeboy fought tonight.
More, what's his name, Bukui?
From the Congo.
Got the goddamn hyena meat knocked out of him.
Nigga, he just found out 48 hours ago
he was gonna fight.
Now you, come on man.
I don't know how much money they gave, bro.
I know you believe in your abilities, what you can do.
But Justin Parker wasn't playing with you.
Boy, that boy knocked behind him, he got your ass.
Bow!
Didn't fall yet.
Three seconds later, the punch took effect
and that motherfucker started jumping up and down.
I thought he had epilepsy in the leg.
I ain't lying, I called 911 and I wasn't even there.
God damn, that's how hard he hit him.
Right here, bow!
I said, ooh, shit, what boy gonna need a defibrillator
or something to go out there and wake him up?
I'm telling y'all, boxing is a brutal sport, y'all.
I know we sit on here as fans.
We talk shit about such and such,
moving around, not getting hit.
That's the name of a sport, not to get hit.
But this city serious, bro.
Like you gotta respect these boxers, bro.
Like, I'm on the outside looking at him,
he's like, man, I can get in there with a boy.
See, motherfucker training from my real training.
And I respect any boxer.
I don't give a damn if he ain't never want to fight.
I respect what they do because I know I can't do it.
Regular fights, you got her right now.
Fight for a minute or two minutes.
You tied down a motherfucker.
Them guys right there fighting two and three minute rounds getting hit in the arms and head and
still having the ability to steal throw shit ain't no way ain't no no way y'all
better wake up so right now y'all tell me I'm gonna jump in the chat y'all tell
me what y'all thought about the fight with Shakur and and all Josh Padley
tonight let's be honest be real with. Don't get in here talking down,
be real. What do you actually think about this fight tonight for Shakur? Because he wasn't boring
the night. He was exciting the night. Put him up on his knees three or four times. It was exciting
the night. Now, whether it was just a truck driver or electrician, I don't know. That's what they
say. Three men, you Shakur, they, Oh boy was a was a bad fisherman.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Y'all tell me what y'all think.
I'm just telling y'all like from what I see and I damn it.
So talk to me.
I'm in the chat.
Top it up.
Tango not that.
We don't see.
We don't see at the end of the day.
I know a lot of y'all mad at me.
Man, why you ain't told to him about security?
Because I'm like, bro, two different fighters'all mad at me man. Why you ain't told to him about Shakur because I'm like, bro
Two different fighters two different styles man And I just know I reason why I feel like tank will win because I feel like tank and walk through Shakur punches
I don't think Shakur can walk through tank punch tank don't give up so many punches just to land that right one
And he gonna land it and it's going and that's how he gonna land it.
Ain't no stopping this shit man. At this level at this point he can sing everything, he can train
with Floyd, he's gonna spar with the best of Devin Hangers now, he's gonna spar, he's gonna sing this
shit before. That's all I'm saying, he's gonna sing this shit before. Just like I was telling
y'all about Valentine's Day when your girl dressing up and you go in the room, she, you didn't have that salty cat a million times.
You know that cat don't run your blood pressure.
No, I don't want all that.
No, not tonight, go get the whipped cream or something.
Let's do something different, man.
Put some pickles out of this shit.
Let's do something, let's spice it up.
Yeah, I mean, honestly, I done went from Popeye's,
sweet and sour, he get out for you.
Let's spice it up.
Let's do something different. That's all I'm saying. We're gonnaye's sweet and sour. He'll get it out for you. Let's spice it up. Let's do something different.
That's all I'm saying.
We done seen this shit for both time after time
after time again.
I don't wanna see it.
I know y'all said that a while back.
Rowley was gonna get it.
Motherfucker knocked the speech out Rowley.
Rowley ain't been the same since Tank knocked his ass out.
He been getting knocked out and spent in spawn.
Rowley ain't the same. Not Garcia allowed. What he do? Start taking tangent, goddamn medicine just to be
Devin. I don't know. We're gonna talk the truth. We're gonna talk the truth. We ain't gonna just be
up here just running our mouth. We're gonna speak facts. That's all I'm saying. We're gonna speak
facts. We're gonna do that. And that's what're doing right here tonight. Now let's talk about it.
Yeah, no, no, get fans out.
Don't give a damn about them.
Nuggets fans, they talked all this shit.
Y'all can't do nothing.
Y'all see, y'all ain't saying this shit now.
Y'all sing in a different tone.
Somebody say, go get some Polynesian songs.
They don't need to get some.. They gonna need to get some.
They gonna need to get some in this, mom.
But I know that.
And we talk to the men right quick while I got y'all attention to my old schools in here
right now.
Fellas, start taking y'all ass to the doctors.
You one sneeze away from being in that goddamn graveyard.
I'm telling you fam, take your mother and ass to that doctor.
All that baby goddamn nigga got a hundred and got 103 temp, two broke ribs, hearing voices.
His girl say, baby, you're on everything good?
Yeah, I'm all right.
I'm just gonna sleep it off.
All right, nigga.
You gonna fuck around now?
Wake up, gotta sleep everything off.
You ain't strong as you used to be, no more Charles.
You ain't that strong, no more Charles. Take your ass to the doctor and get checked out.
Because if we losing too many of us at 54, 59, 60 young age, too many of us dying so
early because we don't want to go to the doctor.
Go and get your rabbit ass checked out.
Make sure you straight because you steal
5060 turn to stay at like your 30 god damn it. I heard drinking kink I just smoking I heard popping these little old motherfucking pill tabs and shit and kind of hump song. I
Don't get that goddamn master stroke
That's not you. You don't want that take care of yourself right now man health is wealth
I don't give a damn if you're gonna talk to one this little young Take care of yourself right now man. Health is wealth.
I don't give a damn if you're going to talk to a woman on this little young mother fucker
and she's been telling you, you can come through tonight
but you ain't been feeling good.
God damn it, won't you go over there?
It could be your last night.
Yep, you're going to be in that came and went at the same damn time.
Yeah, on top of her.
It doesn't happen.
Happen to Richard Pryor daddy.
Yeah, on top of her. It doesn't happen. Happen to Richard Pryor, daddy. Yeah, yeah.
Don't let that little young cat fool you or kill you.
All that old one, that mature cat shit.
That mature cat got strength.
See them old school women, you in the bed
with them old school women, them hoes like to talk to you.
Oh my God.
Ooh, young man, you stiff.
And I use them with that T.I. voice.
A-ah.
A-ah.
A-ah.
And ain't going nowhere.
I got stamina, bitch.
Yep, I'm whispering in her ear.
Yeah, you like that.
Ooh, right there, baby.
Ooh, right there.
See, right there, get me.
Like, when she talk back to me,
that really turning me on.
I really want her to shut her motherfucking mouth
cause she about to make me calm real quick.
I need you to be quiet.
God damn it.
You know what I'm saying?
Now all that talk right there is my spot.
Don't wanna get up in there for you know it.
It's over.
And just because I'm young,
that don't mean you getting around too soon.
The night is young. Hell you say
ain't no damn night young. The night is over man. I gots to go. I gots to get up out of here.
Shit. Y'all don't believe I'm doing all that laying up shit. Therefore I gots to go.
Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta go But y'all talk to me right now, man.
How y'all feeling tonight, man?
I'm feeling real good, man.
Lakers won.
It's been a long time since the Lakers beat Denver.
The way I want them to beat Denver,
I feel like we no longer fear Denver from tonight.
I feel like we got a little blueprint.
It's still gonna be hard to beat them
if we meet them in the playoffs,
because that is, you know what I'm saying?
That's a tough team.
I can say what I want to say, but at the end of
the day Denver won them teams at the end of the day. So, but I do feel like if the Lakers
can go and get a big man, beef it up a little bit, they're gonna be hell of a beating the
playoffs. I don't see OKC beating a team like the Lakers. With LeBron over there, he's still
a line. He's still got his mane, he old.
But that Luka is the young motherfucking lion over there.
And you can see Kyle LeBron just,
yeah, go, show it, on the show.
And that's all Luka need.
You know, show on it, this your team, Luka, take over.
Do what you're supposed to do.
And I love what I've seen tonight.
I love how AR, this shy away.
I love how Rui stepped up and made shot after shot after shot.
And that's what you got to do against a team like Denver. Get turnovers, get out in fast break,
and make them pay. And that's what the Lakers did tonight. I love how JJ Reddick was able to sell
LeBron out, keep Luke on the flow. When they took Luke out, I had LeBron come back in. But I
always had awesome reads on the court to facilitate the office as well.
Lakers got something special. Ain't no excuses this year. LeBron, I always need all the help.
Nah, you got what you need, bruh. You got all you need over there. You just need to
go out and just grab JaVale McGee, somebody else to bring in over there, and they're going
to be all right. Yeah, OK, see, they're still number one. I'm gonna get say
The lake and just beat them cuz that's a young squad over there with shape with shape. You got shit
You got William some older. Um, I got some young third-brass older with the thunder. You still got the nuggets over here
Who else in the West holding? Um rockets, you know, okay sweep nothing on the road with the Rockets, what they got.
So the NBA right now is shaping up. It's looking real good right now. I'm super excited. I
just know the potential of what the Lakers can do. Like y'all really fucked up when
y'all gave LeBron Luker. I'm being real. I know ADM, AD was doing his thing, but y'all
fucked up giving LeBron Luker now. LeBron Luker over there feeling this cell pulling up from half court hitting threes right now driving to the court playing defense
He motivated got something to prove right now. Y'all fucked up giving Braun Luka. That's all I'm saying
I'm thinking I'm watching right man can't jump again. I'm watching Sydney and Billy
Billy Holt over there, shit. Y'all know that white book of sugar,
white man King John?
Whoa, boy, was all talking about,
we gonna seize love, we gonna seize love.
Never!
Goddamn Billy Holt say, hold on just a minute.
He had that fine ass rosy-pure edge over there too.
Same one two-part head, by the way.
Cleo?
That's why I can't put me in no big kind of movies
in them sex scenes.
Shit, I'm really feeling on this motherfucker too, Come here! That's why I can't put me in no big kind of movies and them sex scenes.
Shit!
I'm really feeling on this motherfucker too and my thing really getting hard like that
too.
Goddamn right!
Break!
Cut!
Shit!
Uh, Mr. Doug, you can't be getting hard on shit.
Says who?
Shit!
You make this shit real.
I remember when they used to show sex on TV.
They don't show sex no more.
They show all body paint and all that other shit. No, let's get down to it. You take your test
I take my tip my she come back nigga. Yo shit come back nigga. God damn it. We can get it
Go get that by my mama. No more. I don't give a damn about them wrong. I mean
Goddamnit mama don't watch it. I'm in a good mouth. You were getting off. You and dad were getting off. That's why I'm here
So don't make it seem like getting on bad. Goddamnit what y'all were doing here
That's what I don't understand about y'all fool
You slow down somewhere. You need to be doing that. You were doing it. You were pooping that ass up. Dad you weren't calling me, little
You weren't gonna call me, nigga?
Shit, what's the matter, y'all? I'm coppin' after y'all!
I'm following y'all footsteps!
Y'all were buckin' up, I'ma buck up!
That's all I'm sayin'!
Hope y'all enjoying this show tonight, man.
I love comin' around and talkin' my shit.
I know some of y'all be goin' through so much shit in life,
man, I wanna come around and talk shit.
I wanna cheer you up. I want you to smile, because I know somebody watching y'all be going through so much shit in life, man. I want to come over and talk shit. I want to cheer you up.
I want you to smile because I know somebody watching this show right now.
Yeah, I love me a devil.
After your show, go off and go rob somebody.
I'm trying to stop all that mentality of robbing and taking and stealing and shit.
I'm trying to instill some love in your heart, some laughter and joy in your heart.
That's what I'm trying to do.
I ain't trying to entice you to go out there and commit no crimes because we already know
the system is against us.
So we got to be smart.
How we do this shit?
These days, I can see my brother just got out
of the penitentiary, did 28 years.
Ain't did nothing wrong, man, for Murdo.
They let him out.
Let him out, man.
Realized he didn't do nothing, man.
Man, don't waste the 28 years falsely convicted.
Come on, man, enough money in the world
to bring back them years.
You can get some money, but you can't get the time back.
Man had kids, kids grown in college now.
Hell, he a grandpa.
Hell, them kids, y'all kids now.
Full of mustaches and shit.
So, man, let's think better.
Let's eat better, man.
Let's get healthy, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's start walking, man.
Let's start talking.
Let's start shooting.
Let's start talking to one another, man.
I normally putting that coward gun down,
and I'm going to talk this shit out.
We might even fight it out, but we ain't
going to shoot it out, though. That's something we ain't gonna do.
Because I want you to wake up the next morning,
and you should want me to wake up the next morning,
goddamn it.
Can't get no pussy dead.
Somebody else getting it. I want you to lie.
I want you to get all the goddamn cats you can get.
Go for you studs, too.
I want you to get all the cats you can get in this world.
I want everybody watching my show.
I want you to make all the money
that you can make in the world. I wish nothing but success, happiness, and wealth and health to
everybody that's watching my motherfucking show because I don't want y'all to wish nothing bad
on me at all. That's all I'm saying. I don't want to be the only one shining. I want everybody to
shine baby just like these pretty little whites. Come here.
These big goddamn domino teeth I got, these the best goddamn investment I ever made in my life.
Damn, how big they are.
They're not a bitch.
I'm smiling, all they church on the front row.
Smiling, ain't got good, ain't good,
won't do it. Won't will. Yeah, pastor. Yeah, couple of Sundays I wasn't putting nothing in the plate. I was trying to get my teeth fixed.
Yeah, my pastor texted me socket to my pocket. Nervous. I'm not socket' shit to your pocket.
I got to pay these doctors, these dentists.
I can't even smile around in this hole.
My shit was messed up.
Guess who's smiling?
Me.
Guess who in the family portrait?
Me.
I'm ready for the camera now.
You ain't got to be on.
Make me feel good.
I feel better than I ever felt in my life.
Just telling you some real shit, personal shit
that go on with my life.
I feel better than I ever felt in my life, y'all.
Do you hear me?
You know how that feels to finally feel alive.
I know I done some shit that y'all think that's amazing,
but that shit supposed to happen.
I feel better than I ever feel in my life
That mean more than me anything in the world money can't buy happiness, baby. It can't
That's why you see a lot of these rich motherfuckers going crazy
Not me. I'm gonna enjoy this shit. You gonna enjoy your shit. So if you got your taxes right now, goddamn it ball
It's yours It's yours
It's your what you want to go out here and buy some cat pie
If you want to go out here and buy one of them fake ass Frenchie dog
Show money Hey y'all feeling the night though, man. If you gotta be up right now, man
You're gonna play prize pick if you cuz this will be show being from on
Presented by prize pick right there. Scan that barcode, man.
You bet more or less on your favorite player.
You put five dollars in, they going to give you 50.
You put five dollars in, they going to give you 50.
Now, I'm going to tell y'all, like I told you, what the Lakers did tonight,
they flew in, Feral City Tacos.
Anybody from Dallas, Texas, they'll tell you.
Feral City Tacos,
they got the best tacos in Dallas, Texas. That's what Luca was used to.
When he used to go wake up in the morning,
he would go to the mouse facility
that had him 14 Feral City taco.
He wouldn't do number eight.
His only cardio, like I told you,
was walking to the fridge.
That was it.
He wasn't working out.
He told the trainers that legends don't have to work out.
Roleplayers work out.
Legends don't work out.
That's what he told the Trainers.
Now I'm just telling y'all from what I heard, they're my sources, that legends don't have
to work out.
And that's why he was ganging all that weight because you wasn't doing them eating Friar
City taco.
So that would get him going.
So Rob Polanco had Friar City Taco flew into Denver yesterday
And now we see the resorts right now
Longest they keep giving Friar City Taco, Luka the motherfucking taco, Lake goes real thin
We're gonna change that habit though. Oh, yeah, he wake up now. He smoking now. It ain't ain't no he loved chicken
Don't get me wrong. So they put a room out there black people love chicken We do love chicken for white people love chicken talk
Why you think the motherfuckers had us cooking them?
Why go when they were cooking them there were blood left in that motherfucking chicken and everybody know niggas don't eat chicken with blood
White people have us in that motherfucking cooking what we doing, let me grab some of these spices. What those white people doing? They were watching, taking notes.
Bertha put this, they were copying that shit,
but it wouldn't taste like how Bertha's shit was tasting.
So they threw in a bunch of white men,
cause we're riding the world.
Come into White Bertha, cook that goddamn chicken.
Everybody know a black woman don't what?
Don't want you in her motherfucking kitchen.
Everybody know a black woman don't want you in her motherfucking kitchen. Everybody know a black woman don't want you in her motherfucking kitchen, but the white motherfucking belt get there.
They were trying to goddamn take every goddamn thing Big Bertha was doing.
But Big Bertha was a big woman, you know, she had that bacon fat right around her arms.
So she get in that motherfucking, and she would find that motherfucking off.
She tricked them. Normally she put the flour on the chicken.
She put it in the grease.
But this time she had buttermilk.
This time she bathed them in buttermilk
and dipped them in that.
Ooh, hell yeah.
Old master would happen, hell yeah.
Stealing asses.
Black people, we all the shit.
Don't never forget it.
Never forget it. We started a lot of this shit. Don't let them people think we are the shit. Don't never forget it. Never forget.
We started a lot of this shit.
Don't let them people think we done.
We very smart, very intelligent, very knowledgeable what's going on.
But also be smart enough to know we all can win together.
Yeah.
How about that?
We all can win together.
This shit go hand in hand, baby.
Real talk. Yeah, you might got milk, but I got the honey.
You put the milk and honey together. Come on.
Come on.
How y'all feeling though, man? I'm told y'all man. I'm in one of those zones right now, man. I'm feeling good.
What we got in the chat? I forgive everybody's shot. Any birthdays in the chat?
Y'all talking to me. Packing the bill got some good ass. Who?
Oh, you talking about. Oh, OK.
I thought you talking about them Patti LaBelle pie.
Never appreciate that, the son. Appreciate that.
No down Patti LaBelle pie trash.
And I ain't got no issue, Patti.
You get your motherfucking money.
But if you just want to run and grab a pie as you go into it,
and you think you're going to grab that Patti LaBelle pie,
you might want to leave that motherfucker voice. And grab a pie as you going to a bit and you think you gonna grab a patty the pale pot you ma will lead that
motherfucker voice it
That motherfucker ain't good
And I know in real life patty the bell pie taste better than that. That's all I'm saying. Just a water diver
I want the real version
Everybody don't buy people up on street potato pie
You got Everybody know black people love the dog on sweet potato pie. You guys, you rap my fucking good.
This motherfucker ain't got no sugar in it.
No vanilla abstract or nothing.
That mean it been tampered with.
Love my white people there.
But y'all can't goddamn bake sweet potato pie.
Y'all bake apple pies and cherry pies and blackberry pie.
Y'all can't fuck with the sweet potatoes in the pecan pie.
Y'all ain't good at that.
Stick to the upders and shit.
That's what y'all good at.
Stick to making the fruit basket.
Let us get in that goddamn kitchen
and make the macaroni and cheese.
Cause we putting it in the oven now.
Hell, we could change the whole recipe up on y'all asses.
Oh boy, what we some of the best cooks in the motherfucking world, boy.
Y'all white people go in there and try to put on culinary shoes and cook.
Big Mama in there in some goddamn Crocs right now.
Them motherfuckers leaning over.
Put them goddamn wings on fire.
Do you hear me? Them lemon lemon pepper, Wayne, Big Mama cook. Oh, five.
Make Rick Ross get on the treadmill.
Nigga, do you hear me?
Huh?
Hell, you see what y'all want by Big Ross?
Rick, Rick, Rick, Big Rosé, that big motherfucker ballin'.
Damn, CEO, I don't give a damn what he is.
Cop, I don't give a damn about none of that, I don't give a damn about none of that.
Boy, I paid.
Boy, I didn't have money.
Boy, I didn't have money.
Hey, hey, what we doing right now?
Sugar night, back on the scene, talking about this shit, Tupac, 25, 30 years ago.
N***a, I don't want to hear that shit.
You want to talk to nobody then?
I don't want to hear that s***. You wanna talk to nobody then? I don't wanna hear that s*** now.
Big sugar bow.
They shot me.
N***a, you got grades.
You let the greatest rapper in the earth get killed.
Ain't no way Tupac supposed to run over there
and steal off on nobody.
Ain't no motherf***ing way.
You got Tupac supposed to run over there still off on nobody. Ain't no motherfucking way. You got Tupac?
Slip?
Did you see it?
I fucking ain't off on anybody.
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Ain't no way, y'all.
Ain't no way. I'm sure tonight I'm letting Tupac get killed bro.
We ain't doing that no more bro.
Nah bro we got it.
I'm gonna throw a 500 million dollar empire over him out the hood.
Yeah I stole EZ shit.
Yeah I got Dre.
I got Dre.
I got MC. I got Dre.
I got MC, what's his name?
My boy from Dallas.
Can't think of his name.
He a bright guy.
Eric Abadu got a baby by him.
Can't think of his name.
Boy, I'm mad at myself.
I can't think of his name.
Let's see if y'all can know who I'm talking about.
The guy from Dallas.
He wrote for Snoop, Dre, all them.
What's his name?
From Dallas, Texas.
Got a doc, doc. Got a Doc, Doc.
Should've had Doc, Dr. Dre.
That's who right now, easy, he hits him in the eye,
shoot him down, and you had Tupac.
Ain't no way you fucked that off.
Greed, only way you can fuck that off.
Greed, man.
Beef and unnecessary beef.
Biggie got killed for no motherfucking reason, y'all.
Do y'all understand?
Biggie got killed for no motherfucking reason, y'all. Do y'all understand? Biggie got killed for no motherfucking reason.
Fake ass beef man lost his life.
And who won?
The record labels.
Us fans, we lost good music.
We lost young talent.
Like I keep telling y'all,
these music labels, they win and we lose every time.
Why? Because we the ones is out here talking, man, freaks, kindred, K-Cult.
We the ones keeping the shit going.
They the ones getting all the money at the end of the day.
They don't give a damn.
They want us to destroy ourselves.
We got to educate ourselves and look and see what the fuck going on.
Every time me and you cuss each other out, beat each other up, they get more money.
But I got a headache in the migraine over there. I can't hear every time you cut see chill out beat your look they get more money But I got a headache into my grain over there. I can't sleep at night
Yeah, see what I'm going with this shit we got to be small
Precise they are all the brand-band hip-hop. I appreciate I
Said feel sick and they got my saying fool city. I'm saying feel city. I know they're long time my 11 dollars you talking about I'm not saying fool city. I'm saying full city. I know what the hell I'm talking about. I used to live in Dallas.
I'm not saying full city. I'm saying full city tacos.
It sound like that man. Come on now man.
Know what the hell I'm talking about. Y'all don't know about them full city tacos.
I used to pull up Solo Dolo. Pull up Solo Dolo.
28 bands in my pocket. I'm pulling up the Feral City taco.
Number love in Dallas, Texas.
I swear to God, man.
Love Dallas.
Number love, man.
Real niggas.
Real niggas don't bother you.
Real niggas don't hate.
Real niggas congratulate you.
Real niggas watch you grind from the mud and go and get this money, man.
I know some of these rapper niggas can't even go to Feral City right now and get nothing.
They won't even get out the motherfucking car.
They won't even get out the car, they scared. I'm so old, old, old, 20 bands.
Word about shit.
Got a guy with me.
That's how you move when you got a guy.
Guy with you, baby, I ain't scared of nothing.
I'm man, just like you, man.
I'm getting money, you getting money. When I leave, you gonna leave. Ain'm man just like you man. I'm getting money you getting money when I leave you gonna leave
Ain't no thinking how to rob this nigga. I do this and that
Now I'll show you how to get this money
It's up to you what you do with it cuz anybody can get some money, but can you keep it?
That's the key
Anybody can get some money, but can you keep it? Anybody can get some coochie? Can you keep it? That's the key. Anybody can get some money, but can you keep it?
Anybody can get some coochie, can you keep it?
Anybody can get a job, can you keep the job?
Anybody can get their hands on some Viagras,
but can you keep them?
You know, I'm just, I would say it's showing lovely
out at night, but these are fashion,
what I get said about Fiori City though.
Not lying on that, love that spot. Every time I go to Dallas, I'm gonna pull up to Fiori City. I'm not out at night, but these are fashion what I get said about field city though not lying on that love that spot
It's on my dog Dallas. I'm gonna pull up to feel silly. I'm not lying to you
I used to be scared of the birds out there big-ass barriers in Friar City to be at Walmart
I normally drive off and I see them damn birds, but the tacos so damn good
I can't resist it be a hundred people got to feel silly go so much, but hard though, you know
I'm just talking shit. They be happy tops over there too. I pulled up with the 20 men. I know the police right down.
You got to be a bad motherfucker to pull something off of Therocity because I'm cops everywhere.
That's when I pulled up Jerry and everything. I ain't worried about nothing.
Now if the police wasn't over there like they were, I'm not going.
Now if the Polish wasn't over her like they were, I'm not going.
Come on man, how you gonna sit up and say you're gonna see nothing impressive from the Lakers tonight? The Lakers normally get blew out by the Denver Nuggets, but tonight they went into Denver
and took care of business on a team that won nine games in a row and that wasn't even impressive.
Niggas stop.
Niggga stop. Nigga stop.
Chuck, get on his ass for lying.
He said that wasn't impressive tonight.
You said the other night when we beat them, I mean Portland,
it's not impressive.
So we came back tonight and they didn't tell him.
It's not impressive.
Stop it.
Don't do that fam.
Don't do that dawg fam.
Whoever you know, I love you though. But don't do that dawg fam, whoever you know I love you though, but don't
do that dawg.
Don't get a Lakers day critic tonight.
Now they might not do nothing in the playoff, that's cool, but tonight we ain't gonna hate
bro, we gonna get them boys what they do.
Come on, come on, come on, Krugz man, that shit wasn't trash man, boy won.
It is what it is baby, I know you mad tonight, you might be another fan, you got the sauce
knocked off your neck, I get it. But we ain't gonna do mad tonight, you might be a Nugget fan. You got the sauce knocked off your Nugget.
I get it.
But we ain't gonna do that tonight, though.
We ain't gonna do that.
Hey, man, if you watching this show, and you know what I'm saying,
and you can't watch it sometime, man, go to Apple Podcasts, go to Spotify.
Make sure you download the Bubba Dubbs show, everybody.
Download this show.
Put it out there, let the people know.
Man, y'all got to tune in and watch, bro.
Girl, doing this thing, man, giving us a live comedy show right there on this show.
Man, I look, I need that love, man. I need that love, man. I need that push.
I need y'all push me. Also, man, you can catch me on the Wheeler Wars Tour.
Me, Mike Epps, Carlos Miller, Mojo Brooks, Tony Robbins, Country Wayne,
Ha Ha Davis. We the baggiest motherfucking tour that's assembled right now.
And I'm not bullshitting you.
I'll be in South Haven, Mississippi next week, February 28th.
Pull up. Come see me.
And after that, that Sunday, I'm gonna be in Brooklyn at the Barclays Center.
Yep, the Ghost of Biggie gonna be there.
Mayhem rest in peace.
Jay-Z, his big lips. Maybe he be somewhere in the vicinity.
Hey, pull up!
If you ain't seen me on stage yet, you're missing something. Come see me.
You think you're getting the show here?
You gonna get one 10 times more on stage.
I got a point to prove, God damn, I'm not bullshitting.
I pray for the good Lord to put me on this stage.
I'm him, I'm showing my ass.
So if you're gonna come see me at any of these shows,
get there early, y'all.
Get there early and come see me at any of these shows, get there early, y'all. Get there early and come see your boy.
Because I'm not playing no mother games.
I'm not playing no games.
Thank y'all for tuning in tonight, man.
I appreciate it.
I know some of y'all finna get ready to go out.
I know some of y'all wives, girlfriends.
Quit watching him and come lay down.
I'm coming, baby.
Me. F me. I'm coming back.
Me, me, I want to take care of your woman, man. Don't let me look at that fat motherfucker,
she done gained weight, over the years.
And it's okay, I don't look at women done gained weight.
She still pretty in the face and all that,
but she look chunky now, and she still be talking that talk.
Raise my leg up, girl, shit.
You better hold your own goddamn leg up.
I ain't that goddamn strong.
You motherfucking the gang all the way.
You need terminator strength to hold y'all women legs up.
Shit.
You better put your big neck bone eating
half an ass motherfuck.
Shit.
I can't pick you up like that no goddamn way.
Baby that was 15, 16, and some of them don't.
Shit.
Lay on your stomach.
I come up there like a goddamn rabbit
and hump on you for about 11 minutes.
Then we done.
After I get through, I be playing the god
my kids come in the room, shit.
After the kids coming up, she know it's over.
I be making all kinds of noises.
I all lie so the kids can come in and goddamn
and see what I got going on.
This motherfucker.
Y'all doing it now?
Nothing.
Come on in.
I'm finished.
You think you slick?
And you?
I ain't got time to wrestle with no goddamn boy.
Y'all know them goddamn malls out there in Texas?
Them goddamn bulls?
Shit.
That's what I'm wrestling with every night.
A goddamn boy.
I'm trying not to get dogs and shit.
Shit.
I ain't bullshitting.
I seen you white boy back dipping school.
You ever got them white boy back dipping school?
On goddamn big, big, big trucks again out on the road?
Shit.
Goddamn right.
White boy ain't bullshitting.
They back hogging.
I'm going hogging too.
Ain't nothing like going hogging with you white boys, man. You know, you ain't Hall Hun, I'm going to Hall Hun too. Ain't nothing like going to Hall Hun with your white boys, man.
You know, you ain't got to buy no beer.
They got plenty of beer.
They got some moonshine.
Man, if you ain't never partied or hung around white people, man, you should do it once in
your life, man.
You'll have fun.
I get around my white friends and we have a ball.
I get them motherfuckers drunk.
I start telling them jokes. And before you know it, them motherfuckers giving me money like crazy.
I ain't with the shit you motherfuckers give you money for.
I'm talking about six, seven thousand dollars and all kinds of shit.
I'm not lying, my homeboy came up, he left about 13 bands.
Shit, my wife got't got that chuggle. See, Bubba, I'm so proud of this.
I said, man, I'd be proud to brine, but man, I'm short eight bands.
That's all eight albums.
Yep, that's a goddamn minute.
Fuck that goddamn truck, fuck that glove compartment, come back with those big head
harness.
Say you need eight grand.
Shoot, I can do it for you, buddy.
You know, you've always been good to me.
You know that black girl you hooked me up with a couple years ago. She rocked my world
Cancel I got another one for your hot ass to Brian. You just say the word
I put in your life
They might got the in-ass Sandy at. But god damn it, they thinking about vacation. Don't you think they ain't?
Them white boys don't do what they do.
But you ever see them all puttin' record around
at the club with you just hangin' around?
They want some of that black meat.
I'm not bullshittin' you.
They ain't even up with it.
Them white boys nasty, they ain't wearin' no condom.
Shit.
Them black women, they even put that condom on.
You ain't feelin' it, people?
Never.
Shit. And I'm the one that They even put that car in the door. You ain't finna hit people. Never. Shit.
And I'm the one that can black me up, Brian.
I wait till we get all around here white boy.
And I say, Brian, you know what, man?
I'm gonna tell your friends you been getting some dark meat.
How much it's gonna cost you to be quiet?
Another eight grand.
Hold that dog.
Goddamn right, talk it.
Talk it, Talk it then
They're in July
Yes, my Mexican get my Mexican do who be doing my yard got down I guess I guess he good cuz he came over my yard and she said I talked to me for a minute
He loves it. I'm gonna lie. He'll look upset. What's going on in the world? I said, bro
I ain't got no control of that. You ain't got no control of that
You legal far as I can see,
cause if you wouldn't, I'd be had to turn your ass in, fam.
You know, you do that to me, home, goddamn right.
And it ain't got nothing to do with you being the Mexican.
Cause I had a black person used to mow my yard,
but the motherfucker wasn't there on time.
Show up at the wrong time,
and shit, motherfucker show up when it's raining.
Motherfucker, you can't mow my yard.
That's why I ain't ever got,
I didn't got no black person do my yard. My fucking showed up to mow my yard one day
while it was raining. What the fuck wrong with you, nigga? I'm mowing my yard, why it's raining, damn.
Now you get your ass out of here, son. Hooked up with Hector. Hector a bad motherfucker. Hector got a zero
turn. That goddamn, let it go by itself. My yard look at that, all my neighbors be hating.
Me and goddamn helped him, we bonded.
You know what I mean?
We bonded.
Told me his sister-in-law coming over here real soon.
I told her, Harry told her, let me know.
Cause when she come over here,
I'm putting my baby mama out.
Go.
Y'all know my name? I ain't said it in a while Go. Y'all know my name?
I ain't say it in a while, but y'all know my name.
I want you to check it.
Go ahead and tell you my name now.
Señor Dog.
Thank y'all for watching tonight's show.
I love y'all. Peace and blessings.
I'm out.
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