Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba's BIG DEBATES and Trump gets TRASHH of the Day!

Episode Date: June 4, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK and wants to know WHO YA GOT between Steve Smith Sr. of the Carolina Panthers and Baltimore Ravens against former standout WR Brandon Marshall in another classic debate segment (2:00).  After, Bubba Dub sounds off on Donald Trump and wonders if former President Trump will do more jail time than Dub did when he got caught speeding (8:30) andUncle Ray joins us for another HILARIOUS HELL NAHH!! (15:00). After, Bubba awards his Trashh of the Day (23:00) and debates MC Hammer or Prince (24:30)?! (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Please be careful, it's the least that you can do. It's what you desire.

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Come here. Come here. Brandon Marshall had over 970 receptions, over 12,000 yards, over 83 touchdowns. Average, I'm on 13 yards a kick. Steve Smith had over 1,031 catches, 14,731 yards, 81 touchdowns. If you ask me who I'm taking, damn it, I'm taking Steve Smith. Come here. Oh, some of y'all, you tripping.

No, I ain't. I'm no Brandon Moss of 6364. A monster in his heyday. And I was a monster. Forgive me, Steve Smith, his attitude, his relentlessness, his ruthlessness, and he will put them damn hands on you. Come here. Put them hands on Talib Khalid.

Everybody know he a thug. You know, Steve Smith. Scogar touchdown. Then he choked him afterwards. Come on. Better put some respect on Steve Smith, man. Better put some respect on his name. Remember about 5'7", 5'8".

Solid as a rock. You already seen when he flexed. Ball constructors up here, boy. Yeah, he came out of Utah. Yeah. Yeah. He from L.A.? Come here. He from Cali? Come here.

It's rude to be exact. Come here. Y'all better be glad I ain't working in them prison cells. I'll go in there and wake Suge Niger ass up right now and get your big sugar bear ass up. Nigga, who killed Pac? That's what I want to know. You better answer it right. You better get it right the first damn

time, too. Or it's going to be smoking him. Y'all know. I mean, who killed Pac? I know y'all want to know. Shit, I want to know, man. Who killed Pac and who killed Biggie, man? Stop all these damn secrets and shit. Gene Deal, where you at?

God damn it. You talking about my deal? Motherfucker, who shot Biggie? Shout out to Gene Deal, man. That's what I want to know. Who shot Biggie? Who shot Pac? That shit bothers me, man. Can't sleep at night, man. That's what I want to know. Who shot Biggie? Who shot Paco? That shit bothers me, man.

Can't sleep at night, man. Knowing that the two of the greatest rappers that ever lived, nobody know who killed them. Nobody know nothing. Everybody around for the motherfucking fun, but nobody around when they see nobody else with a gun. Make it make sense. Won't you Negroes

remind me you can't see? That shit might well have nothing but Ray Charles's around your ass. You can see everything. You can see the money coming. You can see the hole coming, but you can't see the shoes. Something wrong with that. I'm going to need somebody on my team with laser focus.

Bullshit going on, y'all. We're going to figure this shit out. Real talk. Keefy D where you at fam? Damn Still locked up Bam Y'all free Keefy D man man don't know nothing man that shit was 30 years ago man Keefy D ain't pulling no damn trick Keefy D ain't pulling no damn trick you might not know who pulled it but he ain't the one who pulled the trick

Let that man come home be home with his family already 60 Come on man he brought a can walk come on man man got gout Let him go Find the real killers man Don't you bullshit come on man he brought a can walk come on man man got gout let him go find the real killers man don't you bullshit go on man who you gonna take a honey badger or a coyote who you got shit i'm riding with a honey badger i'll take a goddamn honey badger over a damn uh over a damn level come here damn honey badger will fight you to the death and they small in stature remind me of my mother himself even Even though I know I can't fight in real life, but in my dream

I'll beat your mother in ass. Come here. In my dream, I'll tie your ass up. But I know when I wake up, I ain't built like that. But in my dream, I'll whoop anybody's ass. I ain't lying. I'm Freddy Krueger in real talk. Come here. Come to my dub world.

Come here. When people be talking shit to me in real life, I just go to sleep real quick and get up in real talk. Come here. Come to my dub world. Come here. When people be talking shit to me in real life, I just go to sleep real quick and get up in my dream, knowing I'm stinging your ass like a hornet nest. Boy, I ain't in my dream. I do something to you, boy.

I'm like that. Yeah, I'm like that. Stop playing with me. We rock and roll today. I'm not. Look, man, I told y'all, man, I'm like that. Better stop playing with me. We rock and rolling today. Look, man, I told y'all, man. I'm going to go and get it. We rock and roll in five days a week over here. Monday through Friday, fam.

Bubba Dub show dropping. Turn your notifications on. Get ready. I know y'all rolling right now. I'm not here to play. This is where you come to get the sports because i'm gonna talk it like nobody else gonna talk it i ain't gonna hold back i'm gonna give it to you yo 100 the way y'all want to talk that's the way i'm talking on this damn show ain't no

changing me i'm a penny i could never change i am what i am if you can't watch me damn it listen apple podcast and spotify i'm now god damn it i now. All you got to do is type me in. I'm popping up like Dracoon Heads. Yeah. Big boogie voice. I'm popping up. We're going to get to it. We're going to talk about what's going on.

Another thing I'm hearing going on. I'm hearing the damn Lakers from the high J.J. Redding. Tell you what, LeBron, you smart mother. You better win. You want J.J. Redding. Damn it, you better win. We win in L.A. We win smoking. We got to win. That's what Reggie? Damn it, you better win. We win in LA. We win smoking.

We got to win. That's what we do in LA. Y'all done got that damn podcast together. Y'all got chemistry. You better show it. And you better go out there and get them on the roads. Damn it. Somebody.

Because what we got ain't working. We're going to blue two damn head gaskets the last two years. We're not bringing nobody in. L.A., Lakers, Jimmy, y'all better figure this shit out. And I mean it. I mean figure this shit out now. Luka.

Luka ain't trying to hear. And they wish. And we in the wish. Wild, wild wish. Get y'all shit together. I'm not playing. How y'all feeling today, man? Y'all good, man? Y'all hit on Pride Pick or something? Y'all talk to your boy today. Talk to your boy Dub, man. Let me know what went down, man, in case you just not tuning in.

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Real talk. I don't know what you're going to win if you don't play. Real talk, man. So just go and play it, man. You're guaranteed to win. There's so much going on in the world today. I know you know me. If there's something going on, dude, I'm going to talk about it.

Well, speak your mind, fam. If you don't mind, dude, I'm going to talk. Donald Trump yes 34 counts and your ass still walking home. So what my god only in America Only in America man could have 34 day out counts and not go to jail make it make sense I had one got him speeding ticket. They haul my ass down Hold me down there. One thing about Dub though, on my way down there to jail, I was talking my ass off.

And by the time they let me out that cop car to go in and get processed, see, I didn't even have no handcuffs on me. They trust me. They know I ain't going no damn well. I told you as soon as I go to jail, I'm going to trust them. Now, on their way down now, I told them some shit. The only guy I know. I told family secrets, friends secrets, co-workers secrets, bosses secrets. I told every Victorian. I told all kinds of damn secrets.

Damn, Doug, what you tell? Well, shit, we family. I can talk. Got all day to talk to y'all. I'm going to you tell. What's up? We family. I can talk. Got all day to talk to you. I'm going to tell you what's up. On the way down, look here. Look. I forgot about this ticket.

But if you just spare me this one time, let me go when we get down here. Because I can't be late another day at my job. I'm going to be fired. I ain't got no more PTO. But listen to me while I let you. I'll say what's up. Look here, man. My partner and them got a shipment coming in next Thursday Do you hear me?

I'm talking about they finna get 10 keys Real talk and 50 pounds Yeah Let me go And I give you them Man, is this too good to be true? Motherfucker, I ain't lying Look me in my eyes

You just searched me I had 12 motherfucking dollars Do it look like I'm playing? Do it look like I'm playing? I'm not. They took me for my word. Took me down there to the district attorney office. I said, man, before I do any more talking, I need that damn Chick-fil-A sandwich. Come here. We're going to lower Sprite. Come here. Don't forget the Chick-fil-A sandwich. Come here. I sat in that down. I sat down at that down, at that precinct, three hours. Just talking, having a good old time. Lost track of time.

Forgot I had to go pick my kids up from school, man. I'm just saying, though, that's what I did. Now, we're going to go back to Trump. Only in America you can give away the kind of thing Donald Trump has gotten away with. And I know some of y'all mad and upset, but this is a miracle, man. This is Donald Trump. This is the man that I want back in office only because I want some more of that damn illegal money.

That's the only reason I want him back in. Nothing else. I want that damn PPP loan money. I want him made in Trump. Then I want it forgiven. Then y'all can take his ass to jail then. Until the end, leave him alone. I want that jail.

Do you hear me? I want that jail. For Trump, bad i want that jello for trump bad man though but y'all see his face coming up out that moment donald trump was hot with no damn golf being played yesterday i bet you that with no damn golf being played trump was on the phone with his lawyers you fired you fired y'all get in the comment section right now let me know what y'all thinking about donald j trump right now man Do he need to go to jail or not? Or do he need to come back and run this country or hell no? So get in the comment section right now and let me know how y'all feeling about Donald J. Trump, man.

Dude is a boss. I ain't never seen nothing like this a day in my life. This shit funny to me. This shit is funny to me the way this man has been able to get away with shit. It's funny to me. Like, I'm just being 100. But get in the comment section right now. Let me know what y'all think of Donald J. Trump, man.

Also, don't forget, we got the Hell Knocks segment coming up. Got the Trash Siggity Day segment coming up. We rocking and rolling over here today on the Bubba Dub show. Like I said, man, we talk about sports. We talk about life. We got the comedy. We talk about the comedy. You can't miss it. This weekend, you can catch me in Fort Wayne, Indiana, man.

Yeah, at the Summit Comedy Club. Pull up four shows, man. Two Friday and two Saturday. Come get your laugh on. Friday night, I already bring your side chick out. Saturday night, bring your girl. You know what I'm talking about? The one that you love.

Bae, yeah. Hook, yeah. Stink, yeah. Bring her out about? The one that you love. Bae, yeah. Hook, yeah. Stink, yeah. Brain go out, yeah. Because you know how we do it, man. When we coming up, got my boy JB Braswell. Got Charlie Jr. with me. Got the hometown favorite, Kent.

Man, we rocking and rolling, man. They say it ain't much to do in Fort Wayne, but it's going to be something to do this weekend. You can best believe that. We rocking and rolling. Everybody's going to be in town. I heard the pace is pulling up. Ain't but an hour and a half away.

Ain't like they got no game. Ain't like they got nothing else to do. I heard the coach going to be in the building, too. Come here. Goddamn it, come up here and watch greatness. Come here. Come up here and watch your boys going down. I want everybody in attendance.

Come here. We're going to fellowship. Yeah, that's what we're going to do. We're going to have some fellowship up there in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Real tough. Y'all hang tight. My uncle on his way. Yeah, Uncle Ray on his're going to do. We're going to have some fellowship up there in Fort Wayne. Real talk. Y'all hang tight. My uncle on his way. Yeah, Uncle Ray on his way to get y'all to hell.

Now, see you later. Right back. Smokey the Bear. Smokey. Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through. Remember, please be careful. It's the least that you can do. It's what you decide.

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Bubba Dub's live on the Council. Welcome back, Unc. What's good, Junior? We got you back on here for another segment, man. They just going crazy in the chat yesterday about you. That's good. That's a good thing, huh? I think so. Let's get to it, then. man they just going crazy in the chat yesterday about you that's good that's a good thing i think so let's get to it then all right let's see what we got here for you let's see what the people was asking they said unc do you listen to rap music rap hell no boy i listen to r&b i'm on i'm on

r kelly oh oh he sweat eyes the brother between the seats Gerlovert, yeah, I'm just no damn rap. I can't I can't Can't understand it, you know, I don't I don't understand that kind of goddamn hell. No I heard you listen to that future in the garage the other day Who freaking what wristed? No, no damn future boy. I don't listen to that my grandpa up there to that bullshit I don't listen to that bullshit now. Like I told you you, now. I'm an R&B type of man. That's me. I don't listen to all that thuggy, thuggy, thuggy, pull up your pants type shit.

I don't listen to it. You're an R&B type of man? Damn right. Got another one for you. Got it. You think the Boston Celtics is going to win, huh? Hell no. Who they playing?

They playing the Mavericks. Oh, yeah. Well, hell, the Mavericks is going to win. Hell no. Boston Celtics, hell no. The only thing? They playing the Mavericks. Oh, yeah. Well, hell, the Mavericks going to win. Hell no. Boston, hell no. The only thing I like green is money. Shit, other than that,

hell no. Boston ain't winning. Shit, they got enough ring. They got 17 of them, don't you? You know, growing up, all they ever did was win when they had that

Currie, her white boy, Jesus, Larry Bird was his damn name. All they did was win. God forbid. Ah, shit. Speaking of money, did you ever loan out any of your hoes any money?

Boy, you can't ask me on national TV. Oh, my bad, my bad. I'm talking about back in the day, you know, like your high school days. It's a trick question or you're rich. We talked about it. We got no hoes. Cut the cameras off.

Do I owe my hoes? Do you loan the hoes any money? Back in the days, I did. Hell, no the days i did no hell no i can't afford it you can't afford it i thought you got pension no no that's my goddamn pen boy i work for that 45 goddamn year boy hell you talking i'm not giving away my goddamn pen my age why i thought you're gonna get my goddamn picture god rest her soul god damn it yeah i'm gonna do that now i'm gonna bring up my pension oh my bad i got another one for you. Yes, boy. What you got? All right.

Do you eat mayonnaise? Hell no. I don't eat nothing like that. Come on. You're on your sandwich. I don't eat bread. Hell no, man. I don't eat none of that shit, boy.

I don't want no damn mayonnaise on my damn Miracle Whip. Don't want that either. I am the damn Miracle when I was born. I don't want no damn Miracle Whip on my name. Oh, what's wrong with mayonnaise? Yes. Hell, it ain't got no taste to it. Shit make me want to throw up now.

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't gonna do that bullshit at all now. Hey, uh, man, you crazy. I ain't eat potato salad. They said they got that shit in it too. You don't eat potato salad? Hell no. Ain't Curl be cooking the potato salad?

That shit nasty too. Man, ain't Curl got two damn left hands. How's it gonna be right? How's the shit gonna be right? And she cook like she got two goddamn left hands. How's it gonna be right? How's the shit gonna be right? And she cook like she got two goddamn left hands. Make it make sense. Bullshit. I got one more for you. What you got?

Did you used to rock a jerry curl back in the day? Hell no. Rock no goddamn jerry curl. Boy, I had that chili bowl. I used to rock a chili bowl, boy. You had a chili bowl? Yeah, I ain't rock no damn curl. I committed crimes back then in the juice. They could follow the drill. I didn't want to leave no evidence for me.

I was a damn jerry curl. I was a chili bowl. We appreciate you coming out, man. The people love you. I love you, man. Just keep coming back. Tell them I said hey. As long as y'all keep paying me,

I keep coming back. It them I said hey. As long as y'all keep paying me, I'll keep coming back. It ain't a thing to me. You know it was a holiday, so we ain't going to pay you for Monday. Come again? Monday was a holiday, so we ain't going to be paying you. What do you mean? I thought I'd get workers come.

You didn't work. It was a holiday. I got to talk to my nephew about this. I got to go. All right, Uncle. We appreciate you. Where I gotta go alright Uncle, we appreciate you where my OT at? hey, we back man Uncle Trip, man, I tell y'all

Uncle killing the hell in our segments, man thank y'all for cheering on Uncle, I appreciate it he's super excited, he ain't too excited cause he ain't getting paid money cause it was a holiday, but it's all good we gonna move past that and and keep this dang show rolling like we always keep it rolling but i want to

chop it up with y'all for a quick little minute man i want to talk to y'all for a minute man especially to the fellas out there man father day is coming up and um you need to be celebrated fam i'm talking about for the real fathers out there man you need to be celebrated I'm talking about for the real fathers out there You need to be celebrated for the father That's in your kids life Just calling and talking to them Even though you're not with they mothers We're going to celebrate you this year We ain't going to let your baby mama down

You talk about you We ain't doing all this It's a manhood, it's a brotherhood We standing up for one another Even though I ain't been there for my kid like I need to be But god damn it, I'm on a board, too. Oh, duh, duh, I'm on a board, too. Don't be leaving me out of this shit.

Hell, I'm going to be included. Hell, to me, what's her name? Izana, Ivana, whatever her name is, the woman that can fix your life. Come fix me, ayo. You fixing everybody else, damn right? Come fix mine. I thought I was never there for me Never

How y'all expect me to be right? This mother I'm going through a storm, y'all Man, I love my partner I love him, y'all Y'all already know how I be feeling sometime I be wanting to go there and give that nigga a hug, man If I go there and give him a hug

He gonna think I'm soft And ain't nothing to bother me soft, man When I get mad People go to jail, fam That's what I'm trying to tell y'all, man You don't want to me south man when i get mad people go to jail fam that's what i'm trying to tell y'all man you don't want to make me mad when i get mad i don't want to put my hands or nothing on y'all want to put your ass in jail i want to sit you down for a couple of weeks or months or years i've been known to put people on vacation yeah ain't no beaches either come on talk all that shit you want with them bar clothes.

Yeah, now. Guess what, Dub? Still out here in these streets. Going to Church of Chicken. Yeah, three pieces with the mashed potatoes and the honey biscuit. And don't forget my jalapeno pepper. Come here. Come here.

You want to dance with a wolf? Damn it, I'm the biggest wolf that it is. And the wolf pack me. I eat first. Better stop playing games out here better enjoy this man why y'all watching this show appreciate y'all for watching man y'all keep tuning in man yeah you know we rocking trash of the day going to new huddle then donald j trump try his 34 motherfucking counts and you able to walk to uh up there walk around in new york and

get you a cheesecake like puff now now. I don't like it. Man got too much mother power for me. So what? I'm found guilty on 30th phone counts. I still ain't going nowhere. God, Jesus of Nazareth, Moses, Methuselah, King David, rolling over in a grave right now. The special privilege Donald J. Trump has been given. I have never in my life ever seen nothing like this. This is the most privileged man I ever seen in my life. And for once in my life, I'm jealous that he get to get away with this shit. And I can't get in the company and say, let me know how y'all really feel, man.

Don't you wish you could be found guilty? You don't want to be in trouble. No way. But if you could be found guilty or something, as long as it ain't murder or rape or nothing like that, but be found guilty or something and still get to go home and go golfing. Trump going to golfing tomorrow. Him and the boys. Yeah, locker room talk. Yeah. Touching on vaginas. get to go home and go golfing. Trump going to golfing tomorrow. Him and the boys.

Yeah, locker room talk. Yeah. Touching on vaginas. That's what Trump do. It's locker room talk, guys. What do I know, man? What do I know? I don't know nothing, man. I need to leave that, man. I get it. I ain't mad. What they do to Trump, they can do whatever they want to do to that redhead mother.

Like I say, let him get back in office and give me some of that PPP money. That's what I want. Damn it. That's what I need. That's what I want. That's what I need. Who you got in a prime? MC Hamill?

Damn, dude, where you going with this one? In a prime, now. MC Hamill? Apprentice. For me. In they prime I'm going with that man from Oakland MC Hamill Did nobody do it like him

And y'all fucking know it Where my old school said he heard from 45 and up Where y'all at? They gonna tell y'all youngsters right now In the comments say if you're 45 and up, come in. Let them know about him. God damn it, I'm too legit to quit. When I was down there telling on them boys, like, duh, you ever gonna stop?

I'm too legit to quit. Nah, stop it. They're not going to that damn jailhouse. I don't give a hell on them. And the judge, phone in. Come here. Where you think phone come from Judge had an understanding

What was the understanding If I bring them You send them on down that road Call the chain It's what they tell me Yeah catch the chain But check this out man If y'all love this show man

The way I love this show man Y'all know what y'all got to do for me You got to let the people know about this show That's how chain, boo. See what I mean? But check this out, man. If y'all love this show, man, the way I love this show, man, then y'all know what y'all got to do for me. You got to let the people know about this show. That's how you got to do. I ain't got to say the L word no more. I ain't got to tell y'all to say, you know. You know what I'm saying? I ain't got to say that no more.

We doing it. Y'all doing it for me. Y'all in the comments. Y'all already telling everybody to run the channel. Y'all already telling everybody to do this. I ain't got to say it no more. That's what I like. That's what I love. In my DM, fam, you got me through this, man. I appreciate that, dude. Man, you welcome. Same way y'all laugh and laughing at me, man. I'm thankful, man. Thankful that I'm able to get up and God wake me up and I'm able to come

up here and do my job, man. Because you never know who need it, man. You never know who need you, man. And I need y'all more than y'all need me. I promise y'all that, man. We're going to keep doing big things over on the Bubble Dub Show. If you love this show, get in the comments section and let them know. Man, I'm rocking with fam. Go to work tomorrow and tell you when you see your boss, how you doing, fam?

Watch his face. Watch his face. I'm going'all to turn everybody on the moon that's what i want turn everybody on the moon when you go and take your dog to get groomed turn him on the moon come here come here merch on the way believe that come here merch is on the way i know y'all been asking for it dude what a merch it's coming it's coming sooner than you think to come here merch will on the way i know y'all been asking for it dude what a merch it's coming it's coming sooner than you think to come here and make you be here for you know it um be ready man enjoy the weekend come back on this page the weekend and why and be and watch everything if you ain't watched it yet goddamn it catch up just cut your phone put your phone on youtube and type

me in and they get wrong god God bless them. The Volume. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. the bear. Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through.

Remember, please be careful. It's the least that you can do. It's what you desire. Don't play with matches. Don't play with fire. After 80 years of learning his wildfire prevention tips, Smokey Bear lives within us all. Learn more at SmokeyBear.com

and remember, only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester and the Ad Council.