Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba’s Top 10 Players in the NBA, LeBron STILL TOP 5!!

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Bubba Dub is back and is giving you his Top 10 players in the NBA right before the 2024 Olympic games. Luka is holding it down at #1, and LeBron James is STILL Top 5!! Then, Dub clears the air about who he supports in the 2024 Presidential Election. Spoiler alert: NOBODY!! Bubba ain’t tellin’ y’all who to vote for!! Finally, Bubba explains why you won’t catch him managing a fast food restaurant in a hilarious HELL NAHH segment, and Trashh of the Day!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm your host, Bubble Dub. Got a great show for y'all today. We finna talk NBA today. We gonna talk NBA and we gonna talk Southwest Airlines. I got a bone to pick with y'all. But before we even get into that, man, hit the like button, man. Yeah, go ahead and hit the subscribe button, too. Yeah, I need that.

I need that, love. It's Friday. You know what time it is on Friday? You know what we do on Friday? It's payday. Yeah, and ain't now, mother. Your bill gonna get paid either. No, sir. I got some balling to do. School clothes, dude. Yeah, kids got to have them new jays, dude. I know what's going on out there with y'all, man. Shit, man. Today, look. Today, we talking strictly NBA. Top 10 NBA players currently playing right now. So sit down, grab you something to drink, get you some popcorn.

We finna dive in the air. My number one player? I'm talking about my number one player in the NBA right now. Badass Luka. Luka is the best player in the NBA right now. Averaged 33-99 last year. That's what Luka averaged. Yeah, he lost to the Flausters, the Finals, to the Seventh. We'll get to that later. But we're talking about best player in the league right now, Luka. Ain't nobody in the league do what Luka do. That's that, chubby. Oh, slob moving, but everything is effective with Luka.

The step back, the blow by, get in the paint, three point, however you want it, Luka can give it to you. Yeah. Now, I hope ain't nobody on there trying to argue with me right about now, telling me Luka ain't number one when he yields. I just gave you his number. B-E-V- The EVMP? Huh? The EVMP? 33-99. Had Dallas to a 50-32 record. Got them all the way to the

NBA Finals where they got defeated by the Boston Celtics. But they got him now. Him, Kyrie, now they done brought in Clay this year. But you know what? Look out. He gonna brought in Clay this year. Be on the lookout. He going to be even better this year than he was last year. Now he can rest a little bit more. See, last year they made a little fat ass play a little defense.

He was breathing heavy. Now they got bad knee Clay out there. I know Clay ain't the same defensive player that he used to be. We all know that. That's why he ain't in Golden State. They made him catch that ferry and get his ass down here to Texas. That's what they did. But Luka number one on my list. Two, Jokic.

Damn right, big Joker down there in Denver. They love him, love him. Joker number two. I ain't seen a big man like Joker. Shoot the three, rebound, and can pass the ball like a po- I ain't never seen a big man pass the ball like Jokic, never. Give a damn what y'all say.

Got footwork like a king. I'm not bullshitting you. Y'all know Jokic. Jokic got footwork like a king, man. He got one of the softest touches in the paint that I ain't never seen. I'm telling y'all right now, man, for the next five to eight years, enjoy Yoko. Yeah, you gotta

enjoy that, because we'll probably never see that again. Not somebody that big and that skilled. Now, I know y'all won't say Wimby Young. I'm talking about his skin. He paper thin. I ain't what I'm saying. I'm talking about at the side. Yoko in right now, man. Yoko's in right now. We ain't never seen nothing like it. So he's number two on my list um number three can't man up that man come here took to the middle

shoulder from 56 to 26 went down that bus kd nappy and guys too hit me and did that bradley bill bye that's what that's what ant-Man did. He went to the Western Conference final against the Browns. He gave Luca, Kyrie, all the motherfuckers him. He was what, 24? Amen, what, 24, 25? They were calling him the next Michael Jordan. Y'all know I'm not bullshitting. He ain't done yet.

There'll probably never be another black Jesus in y'all eyes, but Ant-Man is coming. Amen with 2425 they were calling him the next Michael Jones. I'm not bullshit. He ain't there yet They probably never be another black Jesus in your eyes, but Ant-Man is got it Hey, she brought see a ride put the steroids down allegedly. She you tell me him in that guy He he plays like it and he feels like it his swag is like he's number one That's the way you got to be. Even though he ain't number one yet. But he got the swag. He got the it factor to be number one.

This year he might go and be that. I hope he do. That's my twin. See. I'm just telling you like I see. I got Ant-Man number three, number four. And B. That big Nigerian motherfucker Cole.

Now he got them sculptures on his feet to protect his feet. Hopefully he won't get hurt no more. I got Embiid number four. Hey, I forgot last year, I watched Embiid put up numbers on your kid. I'm talking about dominating. Put four, five, six threes in his motherfucker.

I thought he got hit with mace because he couldn't see. But see, it was Embiid. Come here. Come here. And he'll go by you getting the paint and duck on you. But put some respect on Joel Embiid's name, y'all. He got Paul George over along with Maxie. 76 is back.

Yeah. Yeah. Word is born. Yeah. I'm telling you, Philly, Philly, they said, uh, Gilley, Wallow, Meek, riding around on those little ATs. Shit. Meek, boy, you better check in

with Diddy, boy. Shit. Boy, you got Diddy out here walking around. Shit. I'm telling you. And B, number four. Number five. I know y'all gonna say I'm biased, but I'm just being real. LeBron James. LeBron James top five in the NBA right now at 47 years old.

When he's born to be, he can be the best. But he ain't got that kind of motor like that no more. That tractor been in the field for 15s and 20s. LeBron is one of them John Deere tractors. Run forever if you take care of it. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? LeBron James is a John Deere tractor. He's a

run forever if you take care of it. That's LeBron. LeBron take care of his body. That's why he get the results he get. Right now in the NBA, and I'm not here to argue with nobody about this, but LeBron James is top five NBA player in the NBA, and I'm not here to argue with nobody about this, but Bron James is top five NBA player in the league right now at 47 years old. No, he ain't.

I know Bron 38, you know what I'm saying? I mean, 39. I know that. But I'm just saying simply, he's number five right now, man. Lakers had a 47-35 record last year. He averaged 25, 7, and 8 in 35 minutes. Yeah, they lost 4-1 to Denver,

but I'm talking about the man still got it. Still can get up and down the court at that age. At that age, he still can do it. Bronco ain't number 5. Ain't nothing to argue about. Number six, Yonus.

Come here, come here, I'm going with Yonus. Y'all forgot about Yonus? Oh, y'all so caught up in thong, there's no playing there. No, little bro, man, Yonus. He was balling last year before he got hurt. He was averaging 30, 11, 6. Shit. He still got it.

I think we get caught up in all the right now, what's going on right now, man. But let's not forget, before Doc Ribble, Pataga, Sally Face came over to Milwaukee and messed things up, Young and his team were balling. When Adrian Griffin was the head coach, they were fucking balling. They brought in Dane Time, too. I thought they was on with something today. Five Griffin brought in Doc Rivers. Shit, ain't nothing else happened ever since.

Shit, I got Younger, six, seven, Tatum. Yeah, he get one of the rings. We're bossing. He wasn't the NBA finals MVP but he still played his part he averaged 26, 8, and 4 last year

it took a while for Jason Tatum to grow on me but yo I'm rocking with Jason Tatum I got him in that slot right now number 8 I'm going with Jason Tatum I got him in that slot right now Number 8 I'm going with Shy From the

From the Thunder I got to roll with Shy He averaged 35-6 And was the rung up MVP last year In my eyes he really should have won Just being real in my eyes I would have gave it to Shy But they didn't

I would have went with. Just being re-admired, I would have gave it to Shai. But they didn't. They gave it who they gave it to. I would have went with Shai just being honest. That's who I would have gave it to. I gave it to Shai. But him, Shai, Williams over there, somebody else over there, I can't think of their name over there,

up there in the Thunder right now. They got a nice young squad, the Thunder do. Nice young squad. Going to be contending next year as well. Definitely going to be contending next year. But that's where the shot average, he averaged 35-6 bowling. Next, I got Curry. He averaged 26-4-5.

They had a 46-36 record. They missed the playoffs. Steph Curry, the greatest shooter that we ever seen. I know we done seen a lot of shooters from the Mark Price to the John Paxson's to the Steve Kerr's to the Gleam Rice to the Reggie Miller's to his own pops, Dale Curry. I mean, we done seen shooters. Ray Allen's, you know what I'm saying, Michael Redd's.

You know what I'm saying? We done seen shooters, but we ain't never seen a shooter like this. Curry different. Curry is a real live sniper. And he can get it from the short range to the long line. However you want it, Stephen Curry can give it to you.

That's why he a full-time NBA champion and a one-time finals MVP champion. Ain't nothing to argue about when it comes to Curry. Ain't nothing to argue about. Get him the ball, get out the way, and watch him do what he do. He changed the game. Players not going to incur about dunking no more.

They want to shoot them long-ass threes. And I get it, but some of you can't shoot them long-ass threes. Step your ass inside that three-point line and let it go. That's where you're good at. Shit, work on your game until you can baby shoot them like Curry. If you still can't shoot them like

Curry, bring your ass in a little bit. That's all I'm saying. Last but not least, shit. Kevin Durant. Don't you think Kevin Durant still ain't no top-tier NBA player? He was a damn not. That nappy-headed motherfucker cold. I cold i love you katie but you know

what i'm saying you need to do something with that that's all i'm saying man you brush your heart with a cow tongue or something that ain't what it do but uh kevin duran every 27 65 last year damn right and was balling until they ran in the hitman hitman sent that ass back come here right and was balling until they ran into Ant-Man. Ant-Man sent that ass back. Come here. Come here. That's what he sent them. Now, I know y'all gonna get in the coming.

Come on, Dugman. You know, Dugman. Bro, that's number five. Yeah, he is. I know that's what y'all finna get in there. I know y'all gonna be running all gotta Luka, Jokic. Let's talk about it. So, you mean to tell me y'all gonna put Giannis over Luka? If you want to argue with Yoka, yoke at you.

I ain't going to argue with you. Or who else? Y'all going to put LeBron over Luka? Y'all going to really put Embiid over Luka? I always hurt. Don't know if he's going to be there. Toe hurt. Anchor hurt.

Ooh. Got a headache sign sitting out. Really? What we going to do? Who else? Y'all going to be there. Toe hurt. Anchor hurt. Ooh, got a headache. Sign is sitting out. Really? What are we going to do? Oh, who is? Y'all going to put Kerry over Luca right now? Hmm? Kerry over Luca?

Ant-Man over Luca right now? You just said Ant-Man at home, too. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just I'm waiting on y'all to get in the comments and talk to me, let me know what I'm not seeing because I'm being

as fair as I can be on this list right now I think I got it right, Luka Jokic, Ant-Man and Bee, Youngest LeBron, Tatum, Shy, Curry Durant y'all want to switch to Durant and Curry how y'all want to switch Durant, Curry?

How y'all How y'all want to play this shit today? Because we got all day to do this We got all day to do this Y'all getting to come in six Let me know what y'all thinking It's Friday, like I say What y'all doing today? What y'all doing this evening?

Shit, what you doing tonight? You partying? What y'all drinking on? Shit, if I call my homeboy up And he let me know Man, I'm on that Hennessy Shit, I ain't going nowhere near him He's violent when he on that Hennessy What y'all drinking on? Motherfucker, I couldn't breathe. My tongue was hanging out of my mouth like a tied cap. No, not doing it. Not coming over there no more. Didn't want to bother me. Man, I'm going to get shot. Man, I'm going to get planned. Let me buy a...

Motherfucker, I don't want none of your food. What, you going to do, pause me? No, duh, baby. People, tell you something. When people show you who they are, I can't believe them. Now, when I went over to my homeboy high at the time, we were drinking Hennessy, he told me. We were talking about how he would get planned.

No, you wouldn't. My eye was rolling back on my motherfucking head. If I could have my fire on me, I would have showed you something. That's all. If I could have my fire on me, y'all, I would have bowed. I saw you bowed. You don't

do me like that. You 243 pounds, man. I'm 138. Choke it. Me time, I'm going to show you this new move. I'm going to show you. We in our 30s. What kind of move you trying to show me, fam? We ain't kids.

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We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did

and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I was like, why are you doing this?

Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Shit, I was hurt behind there. I started talking to my homeboy behind there, shit, man. At least by three months, I was in my feelings behind there. Because the rumor was, man, W and Will got choked out. Man, come on, man. I'm Bubba Dubb, man. I can't have them kind of rumors flying around like that, man.

And when he talking to me, all fair, all sorry, all mistake. But then he telling everybody, yeah, yeah, I choked him. Yeah, I know what I'm saying. Yeah, I did that. And I do it to somebody. No, I'm saying that, see, people are going to be wanting to keep it 100 with you, man. That's why I say, man, what y'all doing today, man? If you're drinking, make sure you drink after nine.

Man, I'm going to be drinking around three. People get violent. Man, I got my tequila drink. Where my tequila drink is at, man? Where my people on here, they be drinking 1942. That's what I be on. I be on the 1942 sipping. Real good. I don't use no ice in my drink either.

Don't want none of that. Just regular 1942 in the cup. I'm good. I'm sipping. That's that good drink right there. See, everybody want to put it. Where I'm from, black people want to pull up. Man, give me a cup.

Never. Look at this $185 bottle. See, you ain't getting no cup you better go and drink that tino or something you ain't drinking this with me you got to be immediate family with me got to be a close partner of mine you drink 1942 with me or one of my fans that watching the show then y'all can drink with me other than that you ain't getting no mother thank you oh yeah it's fr, it's Friday. It's Friday. We're going to kick it.

I call you, call me. We're meeting this section. Pull up. And when me and my friends get together, it's up. It's about to go down. Me and your girl at the motherfucking house when I'm around. That's all I'm saying. Something

loud happened. I'm just'm saying. Something loud happened. I'm just telling you something loud happened, man. If you ain't work today and it's Friday and you can't watch the show, you know what to do. Shit, go to Apple Podcasts, type in the Bubba Dog Show. There I am in the midst. Or go to Spotify,

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A lot of y'all tuning in right now. I wonder what I'm talking about. I just gave my list of the top 10 current NBA players that's in the game right now. We're riding it back and dissect it. Damn it. Go down through there. Let me know if I missed anybody

or you would have changed it a certain amount of way. But it's just my top 10. That's it. You can have your own motherfucking top 10. That's why I'm telling you right now. When you listen to the show, write down your top 10 and then go back and listen to my top 10. I guarantee you, we probably got some of the same players in that mother

but just in a different order. That's all I'm saying. Now most of these people will get on this show. They ain't gonna keep it 100 with you. They ain't. They gonna bullshit and try to go that way so they can try to get this and that. Not me. I'm gonna tell you what's on my motherfucking mind every time. Hell,

I'm on your mind like an angel. Who I am? Who I am? Here I am. It's Friday. You got today and tomorrow's party. Sunday, hey, ask the church. Like my aunt. Do all the parties in the world Monday through Saturday.

I'm talking about the biggest devil Monday through Saturday. Sunday, nah, she in church. Hey, baby, hold on behind me. You been talking cat money shit to me oh wait not a day sunday you're in front of the pastor you're in the lord's presence you want to be not no you can lie to me but you came out of god god knew what you are ain't a whole in a bill y'all got no family member they christian's through Saturday. I mean, they Devils Monday through Saturday. Christians Sunday.

I know I ain't the only one. I ain't like, I know I can't be the only one that had them kind of family members in my family. See, my family full of shit. I love them, but they full of shit, and I don't trust them. I don't trust them. You can't.

Hey, babe, I love you. Fam, I always knew you was going to make it, man. You 100. Man, babe, I love you. Fam, I always knew you was going to make it, man. You 100. Man, them big insane motherfuckers, they're talking bad about you behind your back. Do you hear me? They'll talk about you behind your back. Don't think family won't do you like that. These Negroes killed Jesus. What you think they'll do with you?

Do you hear me? They shot at Trump, killed JFK. What you think these motherfuck with me? Do you hear me? They shot at Trump. Killed JFK. What you think these motherfuckers would do to you? You better open up your eyes. You better open up your eyes, y'all. Yeah, I know you're coming here to get the fun and I'm going to give you that. But I'm going to give your ass the real, too. They said, you got some of y'all on here like to drink. But the whole time you're not drinking

it's certain people not around you get my drill but every time you get ready to start drinking them certain people around you don't need them you get them mofos all around you right now they're not there for you they're there for the good times but you want people to be around when times ain't so good. You want them same people telling you, hey fam, it's going to be alright. You had it once, you can get it again. Them the kind of people you want around you that want to see.

You want to have people around you when you tell their ass no, they don't feel no certain kind of way. They're going to store a distance they set from you. They still right there with you. Them the kind of people that you want with you. Yeah, them the kind. And that's why I love y'all, my fans. Y'all gonna be with me

when I'm wrong and when I'm right. And when I'm wrong, you gonna tell me I'm wrong. That's what I like. Tell me I'm wrong on this. But sometimes we need to start listening to what I'm saying. Because I can see a thousand coming.

Man, you voting for Kamala Harris. I got a name, right? It ain't chameleons. Kamala Harris, my bad. That's one of the things I'm gonna work on on my show is pronouncing names the right way. Kamala Harris. Didn't say I was voting for the woman.

Didn't ever say that. Didn't ever say that. Didn't ever say I was gonna vote for Donald Trump. Didn't say that. That ain't what Doug's saying. I'm telling you, go out and vote for whoever you vote for. Whoever you vote for is your motherfucking business. And whoever I vote for

is my motherfucking business. And what I'm voting for is the best comedy podcast that's out right now. I've told y'all, I'm one of the nominees. Got the link. You click it. You go in there and vote for me for the best comedy podcast. And the other category I'm in

is the people choice category. Vote for me on there right now. I need all the love I can get. I'm trying to win some awards. They don't ever want to get me near another boy that I am because I speak the truth. My comedy is the truth. My shit ain't fabricated. Y'all heard what Lil Wayne said. I'm the goat.

Everybody is sacrificial lambs. Yeah, you heard him. You heard what he said. I'm the GOAT. Everybody is sacrificial lambs. Yeah, you heard him. You heard what he said. Thank you for your GOAT. They don't want to give me my credit. That's okay. The only guy waking me up every morning, that's the only motherfucking credit I need. I don't need no another credit.

I don't. Y'all don't need it either. Stop looking for other people to validate you. You don't need that. Put your head down. Work. It's going to come. Oh yeah. Speak it into existence. Wherever it is you're speaking, it's going to come.

Abundantly. I promise you. People who've been watching me day one, they'll tell you, don't have shit. I remember y'all used to laugh at the same kind of curtains I had in my backdrop for a while. I remember them days. I was in the gym, man.

I just kept working. Because one of these days, I ain't going to have no more money. Drink. It's going to be big windows. I can see how I kill a mother in the ocean. That's what you want to see. Growth. God don't want to grow.

God don't want to do better. Some of y'all men, 45, 50, yeah, you know what I'm saying, you girl tripping, you ain't been able to get up in there like you used to cause your earlier days in drug use. I understand. I get it. Y'all balled out in your younger days, what you're supposed to, live life. But now you're getting

stubborn cause she's born. But you ain't trying to get it, too. You better go out and get you something. See how it is out there? You better go out and get you something. Seattle, Seattle. You better go out and get you something. And please, mama. I'm talking to my old school people. I know I got a couple youngsters in here. I'm going to get to y'all.

I'm going to break it down to y'all too. But the people that are fighting for the 35, you better go out and get that Seattle. Your brother got something right now, you bullshit. Go on and hit him up. Quit being embarrassed. Call him. Larry, I don't even know how this is going to sound. Boy, what is it?

Man, I need a couple of them Cialis. Man, come on over here, bro. I got you. That's all you got. Go on and call your brother Larry. Or whatever your brother's name is. He got it. Go on and take your one.

Matter of fact, before you take your one, you go on and do your normal routine that y'all normally do. Normally, you might want to take your girl out or whatever. Y'all have a good little time. You go on and do that normal routine that y'all normally do. Normally, you might want to take your girl out or whatever. Y'all have a good little time. You go on and do that. But on that ride home, you go on. Ride on back to the crib. And give her that eye.

She ain't seen that eye from you in 30 years. Not gotta like this again. She know what time it is now. She normally know you ain't gonna be able to do nothing. But this time, you walk up behind her and rub it up her skin. Look at her go. I'm back. Her eye gonna get big.

So damn big, you can see a disaster happening before you know it. That's when you go on and now you handle your motherfucking business. And when you handle your business that next morning, I don't know what done got into you. See, yeah you do. Yeah you do. Got to have an eye on the tiger. When you're going out, let your pride ego go.

Make them call. For you youngsters out there right now, you shouldn't need no sublimation. So when you think about it, you should be getting harder than 20 cows. That's all I'm saying here today Make them call for you youngsters out there right now. You shouldn't need no sub-permission. So when you think about it, you should be getting harder than too many caps. That's all I'm saying here today is Friday. You've been on the phone with me all week. It's Friday. You're going to start sending me files all over. Motherfucker, it's Friday. It's time to do what it's time to do. I don't know when you get off work, you taking you a bath, take you a shit shower with a shave. I got all taking your pay, take your shit side with the same. So I got all our Peter Burley Mac shit side with the same.

And you make your rounds. You damn right, that's what you need to be doing. Not playing with people. Make sure you got your notifications on too when I drop. So you'll know, man, I ain't know you were dropping. And you ain't got your damn notifications on. I bet you got your notifications on for the hell. I you'll know. Man, I didn't know you were dropping. Man, you ain't got your damn North Cases on. I bet you got your North Cases on for that hoe. I bet you that.

You know when she hit you. You got all that truth. Now, wait a minute. Put them North Cases on, y'all. When I drop, y'all know I'm dropping, man. Told y'all I'm dropping number heat, dropping number five. Hopefully y'all rock with my top ten. If not, we'll get right back on here and we'll talk about it again.

And I don't have no damn problem with that. Tank and Lomachenko, that fight fell through. They ain't fighting no damn more. Who you fighting, Tank? Are you going to fight Shakur? Is Shakur going to sign a contract? What the hell is going to go on? I'm ready.

Fans ready. Ain't nothing like watching an exciting boxing Tank Davis is motherfucking exciting Tank Davis is like the 2001 Mike Vick nasty I mean big

big brother now I'm back it wasn't no motherfucking big leech not even T.I. not little leech you were Mike Vick. If you on this show and from Atlanta from that era, you know I ain't lying.

I didn't have no motherfucking hope. My sports was out of breath. That was 96, 97. Oh, what? It was Mike Vick. I'm telling you, God only true. It was Mike Vick. I'm telling you, God,

it's true. It was Mike Vick. I had him on this show. If y'all didn't get to see that interview, just scroll back down, go around the time history. I interviewed Mike Vick. Dope little interview. But I want to do that interview in person as well. So we're going to revisit that one.

But for the people that's tuning in to this show, man, welcome. Thank you. Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. In case you don't know, over here, it's pure comedy. Don't take what I say for granted. I'm going to entertain first. Two, sports.

That's what I do. I dive into the stats and give you the stats and break this shit down like nobody else can break it down. That's what I do. And we're going to talk about the culture a little bit. We family now if you subscribe to me we family if you subscribe to me you know my more as you know my you know i love god you know god's number one in my life you watch me so that's me somebody might watch so don't believe in god that's your business i'm not going to talk about you as long as you don't talk about me we good i don't judge people i ain't got no heaven or hell to put you in.

I ain't no better than none of y'all that's watching this damn show. I breathe the same air y'all breathe. Bleed just like y'all bleed. I ain't no different. We got different talents. That's all. I like to, you know what I'm saying? I like to tell jokes.

Y'all like to laugh. We go together. That's all. Match made in heaven. That's what I'm saying. I'm just calling it like I see it around here. Bullshit going on. Bullshit people out here in the world, man. Tell you one thing and do another. They didn't expect you to be the same.

No, motherfucker, no. You can't treat me like this. You got people out there, right? I know y'all do. Y'all got people who will treat you a certain kind of way, but when you react, man, why you doing that? Man, why you doing this to me? I do all I can for you and this is how way. But when you react, man, why are you doing that? Man, why are you doing this to me? I do all I can for you and this is how you do

me and you still want me to be the same? I'm not going to. You're not going to stop me on this cheek and expect me to turn this other cheek before you get the other. I'll be damned. Now, you might stop this cheek and I might cry. I might even run. But when I come back, I'm coming back with

wee-wee-wee-wee. You assaulted me. I know what you're not going to keep putting your motherfucking hands on me. You're not going to keep threatening me. We're not going to do none of that. I'm going to get some got down. I'm going to get some understanding behind him. We're going to get

some understanding on this bubble dub, so real fast and hurry. Still got the hell nog segment coming up still got the trash of the day segment coming up then how y'all doing talk to me hopefully y'all already done went and voted for your boy too yeah i'm feeling good friday y'all feeling good man friday payday baby ain't nothing like paydays on fridays man i'm telling you get that motherfucking check you already knowing the child support gonna come out of there and then everything else belongs to me.

But that's when everybody start calling. Hey, fam, you think you got $30, $40? And don't. Hell no. You didn't call money because you know I didn't get paid. You want to call when I got a little money. And when I got my little money, I'm not trying to give y'all a motherfucking thing. I don't want to pay these bills, but I got to.

See, I'm a responsible person. I'm going to make sure all my bills paid before I do anything else. When all my bills paid, I'm going to take my little 10%, put it to the side for the good Lord. After that, it's free game. It's free game for me. Come on. What you say you want to pay? A hundred dollars.

Come over here and get it. Have my shirt on when you get there, too. It's going down. I ain't doing no more damn talking. I got something a hundred dollars over there. You can leave it, and get it. Have my shirt on when you get there, too. It's going down. I ain't doing no more damn talking. I got something hundo over there. You can leave it, but take it. Got my phone going to do nothing. It's going down.

You're going to be over for about six hours. You're going to work for this hundo. Every time you come over here and you're gone in 10 minutes, that's when I had that pack. Now I got the pack. Now your ass gets smacked. Our iHeartRadio Music Festival. Presented by Capital One.

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And more. Get your tickets to be there now at AXS.com. My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs.

It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.

What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Topgolf is the top spot, man. It's a good spot to go and chill with your family or with your homeboy. Y'all just want to hang out. Coworkers, you want a bun.

Man, go to Topgolf, man. Go to Topgolf, man. It's that spot. I'm not going to lie to you, man. I ain't going to tell you nothing to hurt you. I'm going to tell you something to help you. Then you know that real talk. It's time for the Hell No segment, y'all. Let's get to it. Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw.

And he's here to tell you Hell No. Hell No. to it. I don't do with that. I can't whoop nobody out here in the La Reale Street. I'm hitting them with a wild animal. They got birds and spiders and snakes and all that shit. And they crawl in and they can kill you, everything in that damn jungle, dangerous. God himself wouldn't send his beloved son down in that jungle. Shit, what you make out there, I'm gonna go down now. I ain't more powerful, I am not more powerful, stronger, smaller than Jesus Christ.

If God wouldn't send Jesus down, why would I go down? See, you got to get your common sense, y'all. Y'all better start using it. You better start. I'm not going in that damn jungle for nothing in the world. I'm sorry, y'all. I can't do it. So y'all mean to tell me y'all are going to the jungle with just a knife?

Huh? So you're going to say, man, I don't do it. Shit, me ass out of there, too. Yeah, casket sharp. You ain't gonna have no body for the casket. We're gonna cremate your ass. Probably ain't got no insurance anyway. We're gonna go on and cremate you.

Go ahead and get you out the way and go ahead and put you in there and mix you with that bubble dub pack. Bam. Big smoke. That's what we're gonna do with you. Hey, I'm just being real. I'm just giving y'all scenarios, man. What to think of, man? Somebody hit me up.

Would you actually go to the jungle with a knife? Hell no. I wouldn't. And just couldn't do it, y'all. Somebody always ask me too, could you be the manager at one of them fast food restaurants? Hell no.

My attitude's too bad. So when somebody come here and tell me something and got an attitude, I'm going to get one back room. And before you know it, we fighting right there at the restaurant for everybody.

My attitude's too bad, man. I couldn't be no damn manager. I could own a store, but I couldn't run it day to day. I couldn't be there. Attitude's too bad. But no, jump on somebody. Baby mama coming up.

Because she's my baby mama. She supposed to get free food. Never. Oh, you going to pay like everybody else pay. But if you step over in the back room and do what you do to me like you used to. Make me crow. She can get whatever you want out of me. Make me crow like a whole rooster.

I give you what you want. Real talk. She, you want three burgers? She'll give us six. She got a big fat. I ain't doing shit, y'all, man. Hey, man, if you're watching this show, man, we're having fun over here, man. We're growing, man.

Yeah, man. People smiling again. People in my DM. Bro, man, I appreciate the show, bro, man. You helped me get through my days. You helped me get through my nights. You helped me get through my nights. You know, like, you growing. I see the elevation.

And that's all I ask, bro. I'm just growing. Y'all growing with me. That's what it's all about, man. Like I say, man, I want to be number one. And not only get number one, man, I want to be great, but I want to create a show where everybody can come and laugh and enjoy themselves and don't have to worry about this and that.

I just want to let y'all know who tuned in, bro. When I talk about the politics stuff, I don't care about this shit. It's just for entertainment. I got to talk about it. I'm a current comedian. I like to talk about what's going on. Don't get offended if you do. Fuck you. Don't get offended by that shit. It's all jokes at the end of the day. Leaving that there. I ain't gonna discuss that no more. We moving on to

bigger and better things. Trash of the day. I gotta give it to Sidewish. Trash! Now y'all wanna start doing assigned seats, but I tell you what, cause I'm A-Leaf Preferred. I tell you what, I better be up front. Number two, y'all better not take my second bag policy.

I know that damn much. That second bag better be free. Charles, I'm saying it, Southwest. Talking about y'all want to change it up. No, it ain't. Y'all got sued. I ain't forgot. Y'all got sued. Y'all ain't just come out the blue on chain. It's a sign of see shit. We ain't done. Stop fucking thinking

we done. We know why you did it. You got sued. I may at least prefer it. Damn it, I better have all kind of privileges. How much money I done spent with Southwest? I'm telling you, man, I better be a thug

with a window seat or at least the option to have it. I play with y'all Southwest. Y'all my go-to. option to have it. I play on South West. Y'all my go-to. Keep playing with me. I go with Spirit. I might have to leave two or three days before my show to get there. But damn it, I go with Spirit.

Frontier, wherever you're at. I go there. Delta, somebody going to see me. United, somebody going to see me. Shit. They better stop doing dub like that. They be doing me bad, y'all, man. My whole family do me bad, man.

They always jumping on me. If I don't give them this and that. Man, my family is violent. I'm looking for a security guard. Right now, watch this show. I'm looking for a real-life security guard to travel with me everywhere I go. I mean, you gotta protect me with your mother alive.

I'm real talk. You got to be ready to die. I'm not playing. Even though I ain't, thank God, I don't be in no situation and I don't start shit and I don't bother nobody. But you're protecting me. You got to watch over me with your life. I ain't going to put you in nothing.

Don't you put me in nothing. I tell you, let's go. Let's go. I tell you, knock out. Knock out. Damn it. That's all. I can't help.

I want to see a motherfucking body drop. Come here. Protect me. I'm looking for a real life security guard and a real talker. Try with me everywhere I go. I'm going to take care of you, man. Real talk. I'm going to feed you bad meat.

Yeah, real tough. You're going to be tough hanging with me. I need somebody that can throw these go. I'm going to take care of you, man. Real talk. I'm going to feed you about me. Yeah, real tough. You're going to be tough hanging with me. I need somebody that can throw these things. I'm talking about throwing them too. I need somebody level-headed. No drugs. No none of that. No drinking none of that with me. The only thing you're going to drink is water. The only thing you're going to drink with me is water. We're going to get an end

of him. Real business going over here. No bullshit going over here. Bubble Dub Entertainment, boys, it's all real. Thank y'all for watching the Bubble Dubs over on the volume, say say media. We rocking and rolling over on volume and say say media, baby. We ain't bullshit. We ain't in competition with nobody. We ain't in competition with ourselves.

That's all. It's friendly competition. Can you make the people laugh like I can? Hell no, you can't. I'm one of a kind, baby. I'm one of a kind. I'm one of a kind. I'm one of a kind. I'm one of a kind. I'm make the people laugh like I can? Hell no, I can't.

I'm one of a kind, baby. I'm one of a kind. One of y'all right now in the oil field working. Shit. Got a new hire coming in. Shit, what you saying? I been here four or five years. My uncle can't work like me.

It's a supervisor right now. They ain't done nothing in them oil fields. Sorry. You probably watch the show. Sorry, lazy, nothing gang, I don't come away. Guess what? Can't nobody out-lazy your ass. Yeah, can't nobody out-lazy you. You got to be one of them.

One right. I know what I'm gonna get from him. Boy, I know what I'm gonna get from her. You female out there. You out there in the streets doing your mother fucking thing. You make sure you the best. Do youucking thing, you make sure you the best. Do you hear me? I'm telling you the truth.

I got some head so good the other night I wore her bunny to bed. I'm not bullshitting you. That's when you know your head game fire. Her head game was so motherfucking good I wore her bunny to bed. Shit. I thought you kept get some head. Come here. Woke up early the next morning.

Babe, what you want for breakfast? I'm just going to go to Mickey D's. I'll be down. I'm cooking breakfast. I got head, bacon, sauce, pancake, come here. Let me show you I can take care of you. I ain't never had this. I ain't never had no man.

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Hopefully, I hope y'all enjoyed this show today because, man, I had so much fun today. It's Friday. I can't wait to get out of this show because I'm feeling good. Go. Pull up.

Let your mind be free. Pull, pull, where you hear my way. Pull, pull. Y'all don an M-O-E. Puffo. Y'all don't know nothing about Big Mo. All I pick is Big Mo, man. Shout out to my Houston Tigers people, man, that's watching this show, man. I know y'all love in there right there.

Duh, duh, about that M-O-E. Hey, man, I love Mo, man. Real talk, man. Hopefully y'all enjoyed this show today, man. Cut your notifications on, man, so you'll know when I'm dropping. I want you to know. I want them to know what this show today, man. Cut your notifications on, man, so you'll know when I'm dropping. I want you to know. I'm going to be taking on. And it ain't even football season.

Football season, man, it's going to be explosion. I know y'all. Dope got on there. Richard's your end, dude. That's the homie. Check out the Richard. Y'all be on the lookout for that interview, too. It's coming real soon.

Can't wait to sit down and chat with that young man. Man, I can't wait. I'm telling y'all, Dope working, man. I'm working't wait. I'm telling y'all, I'm working, man. I'm working, man. I'm telling y'all, man. I'm trying to get this show where it needs to be. And when y'all get in the comments and I read, y'all get it. I told y'all in the comments.

It helps. It encourages me. It helps. It helps. It helps. So my encouragement to y'all, thank y'all so much. I pray y'all, whoever played a lot, I pray y'all go out and win $50 million. Wherever you're in, and if it's right, I pray that you succeed in everything you do, man.

It's a guy out there right now that's watching this show. You've been engaged for seven years. Don't marry that damn woman. What the hell are you waiting on? You're going to drug this woman seven years of hell, and you still ain't married. But stop it. You better stop it right now and go ahead and marry that woman seven years of hell and you still ain't married. But stop it. You better stop it right now and go ahead and marry that woman. Some of y'all been with this girl.

Some of y'all been with y'all girl right now three months. And y'all already ready to marry. Don't do it. Don't you motherfucking do it. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. She making your ass smile now. You be crying later.

Put her ass through some tests. Ladies, I'll put them through a test first before you do all that. I'll see y'all when I see y'all. I'm out. The Volume. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my

podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled

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