Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba’s Top 10 QBs in the NFL!!

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

Bubba Dub is back and is giving you his Top 10 QB’s in the NFL. Haters gonna say Dub has Dak Prescott too high, and Aaron Rodgers is left off the list. TRASHH!! (01:47)Then, Dub thanks the listeners... for their support and announces that he has been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast for the Podcast Awards. Y’all are real ones!! (31:41)Finally, Bubba explains why you won’t catch him looking for rattlesnakes in a hilarious HELL NAHH segment, and Trashh of the Day! (38:28)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. adult literacy center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org
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Starting point is 00:01:43 I'm your host Bubba Dub I'm back let's get to back to the Bubba Dub Show. I'm your host, Bubba Dub. I'm back. Let's get to it. Hit the like button right now. Today on the Bubba Dub Show, we're talking about the 10 top quarterbacks in the NFL right now. And we're starting with number one. And you already know who it is. That's Zebra Kader.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Damn, Dub. Who's what? Zebra. Patty Mahomes. That's who I'm talking about. Last year had 27 touchdowns, 13 picks. Do for over 4,300 yards. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Patty Mahomes. Super Bowl MVP and another champion. That's what we're talking about right now. Patty Mahomes right now is the best quarterback in the game right now. And there's not even nothing to argue about. I don't think nobody that's watching this show is going to argue with me that Pat Mahomes is not the best quarterback in the game right now. He's coached by Andy Reid.
Starting point is 00:02:33 You're a big Andy, big jolly fellow. Yeah, dressed in all red, look like an M&M to me. That's what big Andy Reid look like to me. But let me go ahead and break it down to y'all why Patty Mahomes is the greatest, well not the greatest, but is the best quarterback in the game right now for number one. He's been in the league eight years,
Starting point is 00:02:53 been to four Super Bowls, got three. Been in the league eight years, been to four Super Bowls, got three. So half his career been in the Super Bowl. His first year starting, starting, threw for 50 touchdowns. And what makes Patrick Mahomes so great is not only that he can get standing in the pocket and throw the ball,
Starting point is 00:03:17 he can extend plays like a Brett Favre or Tony Romo could or a normal running back type quarterback could do. He could throw the no-look passes. He just make everything look, seem effortless. That's how good Pat Mahomes is. I mean, what can I say? They done won back-to-back NFL Super Bowl. Back-to-back.
Starting point is 00:03:40 That's hard to do in itself. And they competing for a third one. Yeah, they going for a three-peat. And if I'm going to be honest, they're favored to go back. Now, some of y'all are going to say, no, no. The Kansas City Chiefs is favored to go back to the Super Bowl this year.
Starting point is 00:03:57 That's just plain and simple. That's it. I don't see nobody else in the AFC. And we'll talk about it on the other quarterbacks that I'm going to mention from there, see. But I don't really see nobody right now that can beat Kansas City Chief. I don't see it. Like, they got Travis Kidd
Starting point is 00:04:14 is probably the best tight end in the game right now. It's like a trio. You got Andy Reid, you got Pat Mahomes, and you got Travis Kidd. I mean, they lost Tyreek Hill and still done won two rings without it. What the hell they tell you? They lost one of the
Starting point is 00:04:29 top ten players in the game and Tyreek Hill and still won two most Super Bowls without it. That should let you know how special Pat Mahomes is. And he's from East Texas. Come here. You know, duh, from East Texas, you know I'm going to talk that talk and I'm going to talk that shit.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah, but I'm speaking nothing but facts today. He's been in the league eight years, y'all. Think about it. Been in the four Super Bowl, one, three. So half this man's career been in the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:04:56 This man is a winner. A winner. And I know y'all got Tom Brady as the GOAT right now and quarterback, rightfully so. But this young man coming and don't get me, well, Tom Brady beat him in the Super Bowl. Eli beat Brady? Do they mean Eli better?
Starting point is 00:05:12 Hell no, they don't. I'm going off the eye test. I'm going off what I see, what I feel, what I hear. Pat Mahomes is him. Got three? Got three? He get four more brainy ass out of there.
Starting point is 00:05:28 That's all I'm saying. Now that's number one. And we're going to go around this together. Give me the comments right now. We're going to go around. We're going to dissect this shit today like we're in biology class. We're going to dissect this top 10 quarterback in the league right now today. I got time.
Starting point is 00:05:44 I got time. I got time. Number two, Lamar Jackson. Yeah. League MVP last year. Do for 24 touchdowns. Had seven interceptions. Ran for over 821 motherfucking yards. That's what Lamar did.
Starting point is 00:06:00 And he had an aging Odell Beckham over there that never really worked out. Let's just be real. That never really worked out. Let's just be real. That never really worked out. They got Zay Flowers over at wide receiver. And they done brought in Gary Heron. Damn, dude. What that mean?
Starting point is 00:06:14 That mean you can put seven, eight in the box you want to. I'll play action. I'll throw it over your mother's fucking head. That's what's going to go on up there in Baltimore right now. That's what's going to go on in Baltimore right now. And you ain't going to stop. You ain't going to be putting everybody in the box Cause they was already put eight men in the box To stop them all
Starting point is 00:06:29 Now you bring big Heavy set Derrick Henry in there from Alabama Roll Tide We talking about a Nick Saban player Somebody who gonna hit that motherfucking hole Steal from him to get out the way That's what Derrick Henry
Starting point is 00:06:45 bringing to the Ravens. Toughness. Somebody gonna get down here. And if he get in the secondary, you already know his life's out. That big six-foot, 245 train coming down at you. Them damn safeties and quarterbacks ain't gonna want to get in now. Not especially when it's cold.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Tell me I'm lying. So think about what Lamar got now. He got a little bit more help. Like I said, Not especially when it's cold. Tell me I'm lying. So think about it. What Lamar got now. He got a little bit more help. Like I said, he threw for 24 touchdowns last year. Seven interceptions. Ran for over 821 yards.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Was the league MVP. Lamar Jackson. Something special. Now y'all can say, oh man, but he threw the ball great. Stats. That almost ain't a lot. Threw the ball great. With no help.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Odell older than a motherfucker. Y'all know it. Odell gonna throw every ligament in your lovely head. From the knee all the way down to the ankle. You know I ain't lying. And I got love for Odell. I got love for him. But he didn't make a difference over there with the wave. That's all I'm saying. Now you watch how Derrick Henry come in this year and you gonna see what he gonna do
Starting point is 00:07:44 for them. He gonna help them out a whole lot. Them play-action, all them bootlegs going to be a little bit more open and cleaner to get around their head, because they worried about Henry. They was already worried about him. Now, I got to worry about him? It's going to be some smoke in the
Starting point is 00:08:00 city this year. After that conference, anyway, with the Steelers, the Browns, the Browns, the Ravens, yeah, somebody else, I ain't bingos. After that conference
Starting point is 00:08:10 right there, it's going to be hell to pay out there, AFC. I think it's AFC North. That's going to be hell to pay out there and I can't wait to see it.
Starting point is 00:08:17 So let me know right now. Give me the comments if you're watching this show today. Let me know, do you think Derrick Henry will make a difference with Lamar Jackson?
Starting point is 00:08:24 Will they lead the league in rushing? Lamar Jackson and Der difference with Lamar Jackson? Will they lead the league in rushing? Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry as a duo, will they lead the league in rushing? Let's see. I'm like everybody, I'm a spectator. But at the end of the day, I just can't wait to see some good-ass smash-mouth football. I can't wait to see them Ravens and them Steelers. I can't wait to see them Ravens and the Browns and Bengals. I can't wait to see it.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Now, that's number two. Number three, Josh Allen. Yeah, I know that big son of a gun said some things about my people that I don't like. But you know what? I ain't going to hold that against his game. I ain't going to do it. Josh Allen, the truth. 29 touchdown last year, 18th pick.
Starting point is 00:09:02 He got to stop turning the ball over. But he take chances. That's what I got to get. Josh Allen take chance, and he'll run that motherfucking ball, too. Big 6'5", 275, coming down. Yeah, picture a big Ben Roethlisberger, but better. Dub, you saying Josh Allen better? I am.
Starting point is 00:09:18 He ain't got no ring yet. He looking more like Jim Kelly. I get it. He ain't got no ring yet. Yeah, Josh Allen looking more like Jim Kelly right now get it. He ain't got no money yet. Yo, Josh Allen looking more like Jim Kelly right now. But you can't deny his talent. He the third best quarterback in the league right now. In my eye, what he's able to do throwing the ball and what he's able to do running the ball.
Starting point is 00:09:35 I'm just saying, man. Don't call him. He bigger than the lineman. I mean, he bigger than the lineman. And they lost Diggs. I really don't know. They're probably going to spread the ball out a little bit more, spread the ball a little bit more this year than having to look for that
Starting point is 00:09:50 number one target and step on these and rightfully so. A receiver like that, man, you got to get him the ball. But maybe this might just make them better. I'm just saying Buffalo Bill might be better Without Diggs Than they were with it But when you have offense You got a number one receiver like that You got the game plan
Starting point is 00:10:12 You got to try to get him the ball You got to try to get him the football Now, you know, time you lose him You see him over there running around mad He ain't got the ball right for himself When he gets the ball, great things happen But when he don't, you know, your body language, you know, you're
Starting point is 00:10:27 saying your body language ain't right. Now you ain't running the route like you probably running because you ain't going to get the ball. So I actually think we might see one of the best versions of Josh Allen this year because he's going to have to do more with less. And sometimes
Starting point is 00:10:44 players do more with less than they do with more than you get less, you know, production from them. But Josh Allen is number three. Number four, I got to go with Matthew Stafford. Came off a Super Bowl win about two or three years ago. Hey, y'all can say what y'all want about Matthew Stafford. Ain't too many quarterbacks in the league can throw the ball like this. Him and Sean McVay,
Starting point is 00:11:05 what they've been cooking up over there because they've been hurt. They've been lost some players, but now they got that wide receiver, Puka, Nicole.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Damn Puka, Nicole. He ain't the fastest, but he run great routes. He got good football speed. He can get open. He can jump. And most of all,
Starting point is 00:11:20 he can catch. And most of all, he's dependent. He like Cooper Cupp. I like Cooper Cupp. But every time I look around, Cooper Cupp got something wrong with his hamstring, something wrong with his ankle, something wrong with his finger. You don't want that as a damn player.
Starting point is 00:11:33 You want a player that's going to be able to play. When I need you, I need you on the damn field. That ain't been Cooper Cupp. That's been Puka Nuka. Puka Nuka. Puka Nuka. That's his name. Matter of fact, he was a rookie last year.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Matter of fact, rookie. Broke all them records as a rookie. Single-handedly kept the Rams in it. If you want to be real, kept them in it. Because the Rams ain't got no run game. And that's the problem, son. Babe, we know you're a great offensive coordinator. We know you're a great coach.
Starting point is 00:12:04 We know this and that. But you need your motherfucking running back to take the pressure out of Matthew Stafford. He's 36. He ain't young no more. This ain't the Detroit line. Stafford, three or four years ago, Stafford that you got down in L.A. See, he been in L.A. too long now. He been down on that dissing trend.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Been to the cooking store. You know what I'm saying? Shit, he done had about 95 tacos. He ain't the same damn style for him. Like, look like a Bugatti, but he running like a Lamborghini. That's all I'm saying. He ain't the fucking same. So you might want to get you a running back this year.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Rams, I don't know if you have or not. I don't know. But you got to establish the running game this year to go along with that passing game. I ain't stop for God. He mean establish the running game this year. Go along with that passing game. Stafford got him and Puka Nuka. Him and Puka Nuka. See, that's like Dirk and Steve Nash, if you ask me. I love
Starting point is 00:12:54 that combination. You know, add in Cooper Cook. If he can stay healthy, bring that back. And let's see. You know, Aaron Donald just retired from the Rams. So, it's all over the place right now with the Rams but I gotta have Matthew Stafford number three
Starting point is 00:13:08 and number five I got CJ Stroup so I hit you with Pat Mahomes I hit you with Lamar Jackson I hit you with Josh Allen I hit you with Matthew Stafford now I'm at CJ Stroup at number five also God I want to let y'all know I've been nominated at this guys, I want to let y'all know I've been nominated
Starting point is 00:13:25 at this podcast thing. I want to let y'all know where y'all can go and vote for me at. Y'all can go and vote for me at the comedy category podcast and the people choice category podcast. They're one of the two things that y'all can go and vote for me on. I appreciate the love that I've been getting everywhere, but I have been nominated for the best comedy podcast, so
Starting point is 00:13:47 please go and vote for me on there. And the other category is the People's Choice category. Go and vote for me on there as well than the two categories, Comedy Podcast and People's Choice on the podcast. Thank y'all so much. I got to go with C.J. Stroud right now.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I know he was a rookie last year, but he was able to do, uh, what? He had 23 touchdowns. Um, matter of fact, Stafford had 24 touchdowns,
Starting point is 00:14:13 11 picks. I'm getting the heck of myself, but CJ Stroud had 23 touchdowns, five interceptions as a rookie in 15 games. That's what he had. CJ Stroud. And he only had Tank Dale last year. Now they can add it in
Starting point is 00:14:28 Stephon D. Look out. Now he did all that as a rookie. Now you're bringing in my number one to go with Tank? Shit. I'm starting to think the Texans might be the best team in Texas right now. And I'm a Cowboy fan. Die hard till I die. Till I'm in that casket.
Starting point is 00:14:44 But let me tell you something about C.J. Stroud. Right now, 6'5". Yeah, 6'5 with Drez. That's a deadly combination right there, Bubba. I know damn well he lose. Got him to the division round, too, as a rookie. Won his first playoff game as a rookie. Got him to the division round last year.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Well, they did lose, but he got him now. Wasn't nobody expecting that shit to come from the Texans with D'Amico Ryan. Wasn't nobody expecting the Texans to do that. But see, the Texans say, we heard now. And I want to commend D'Amico Ryan and his coaching style for what
Starting point is 00:15:17 they was able to do with this young man. How they done brought him along so fast as a rookie. I mean, guy look like a deader. He fast as a rookie. God look like a veteran. He's just a rookie. So he's only going to get battled. Because the people around him not bullshit now in Houston. Them serves shipping there in Texas not bullshit.
Starting point is 00:15:33 They believe. And once you got players on your team that believe that they can do this, shit. That's success. That's success in all of itself right there. And the young man believe. He's a fun guy. He's not all stuck up to himself. I see him out and about.
Starting point is 00:15:49 He's on podcasts. He's having fun. He's a big kid. So be on the lookout for C.J. Stout after that. So who is that? I got Pat. I had Lamar. I had Josh Allen.
Starting point is 00:16:00 I had Matthew Stafford. And I had C.J. Stout. That's fine. Number six, Dak Prescott. Before you motherfuckers even say something, before y'all even say something, nah, don't say it. I know y'all don't say something. Do you trip?
Starting point is 00:16:14 Nah, I'm being real. I got Dak Prescott number six, 36 touchdowns last year, nine interceptions. Now, when it comes to regular season play, regular season staff, Dak is too many to compress a fan. I'm just being real. Dak won it all. Now, his problems is in the playoffs. When we get there, we take our ass home.
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Starting point is 00:18:18 who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials. Many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment
Starting point is 00:18:42 is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I was like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos
Starting point is 00:19:14 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. That is one of the top 10 quarterbacks in this NFL I'm not just picking him just to pick him because I'm a Cowboy fan I'm picking him because he got the numbers He got the stats That's all I'm saying He got the stats
Starting point is 00:19:37 Now, Dallas, I don't know what y'all gonna do CeeDee Lamb holding out right now I don't like that Jerry, hey, go on and cut the check. What you want? You cut the check for the Molag keys you can hang on outside your marriage. Go on and cut the check for CeeDee Lamb. Look at him as another child that you got to pay. Go on and take care of him, Jerry. We ain't got nobody else. Zeke, shoot. Zeke full of oatmeal pies right now And y'all know it I don't care
Starting point is 00:20:08 Hey man, Gary Relationships, everything Just like right now, fellas Relationships ain't the same as they used to be When you first met your girl, you loved her to death You couldn't wait to see her She gave you butterflies She gave you all the hair and vagina that you ever wanted
Starting point is 00:20:24 Six months later, she gonna make you feel that way no more. Now she give you ass heartburn and gas. You know I ain't lying. You don't look at your girl and say no more after six months. You used to, ooh, come here, baby. Not no more. Shit. You be waiting to get that phone call.
Starting point is 00:20:36 I'm working overtime. Good. Got to deal with your bullshit. Ain't no time to go through my own. Now, I got to see her and everything. I don't want to do all that. But the first. Now, I got the secret in me and everything. I don't want to go out there, but the first six months, oh, y'all love it up. Y'all going everywhere together after each church, taking trips.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Six months after, shit, trying to get some Pepsi. They ain't saying a second. This whole hurting you. You know I ain't lying. I'm keeping it a book. Back to Dak Prescott. He's number six on my list right now, man. The numbers don't lie, y'all. Just simply go and look at the numbers.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I know that in the playoffs his numbers ain't – I know. We talking about regular season. Who the top ten quarterbacks right now? Dak Prescott is number six. Number seven, Serb shipping that Jalen Hurst for the Eagles. The Eagles was hot as coffee being boiled outside in Africa. They was hot. They started out 10-1.
Starting point is 00:21:30 They lost their last five, six games of the year. That shit need to be studied. But other than that, Jalen Hurts had 23 touchdowns, 15 picks. Lockett came in the second half to interception. I still feel like Jalen Hurts is still one of the top quarterbacks in the league right now. He still have A.J. Brown. He still have Devontae Smith. They brought in Saquon Barkley, so he's not going to be having to try
Starting point is 00:21:52 to run around and be Superman like he normally be trying to be. Now you can just hand that mother off to Saquon. Long as he healthy, Saquon going to perform. One of my Philly fans said, I know y'all in here right now roofing. I know it. You got you something. Long as you can keep him healthy. I looked at Saquon going to perform with my 50 fans. I know y'all in here right now roofing. I know it. You got you something. As long as you can keep him healthy. I look at Saquon Barkley.
Starting point is 00:22:10 He's like a car. You got to keep good gas in. Any water get in that tank, he get to spurting in there. That means he hurt. And he known to be hurt. But as long as y'all keep that good gas up in Saquon Barkley, the Eagles, y'all going to be all right. Y'all going to be all right. And I'm going to go out on a limb and say this.
Starting point is 00:22:31 The head coach for the Philadelphia Eagles, if the Eagles don't make it to the Super Bowl this year, I think Nick Sarionche will be fired. That's my take. Maybe I'm wrong, but I really be fired that's my take maybe I'm wrong
Starting point is 00:22:46 but I really feel like that debacle they had the Eagles had last year if they don't have a winning season this year or go to the Super Bowl this year he will be fired by Jeffrey Leary and Harry Roseman that's my word on that
Starting point is 00:23:02 my next quarterback will be Joe Burrow y'all see Joe Burrow on New York my fucker look like power look that white boy word on that. My next quarterback will be Joe Burrow. Y'all see Joe Burrow? I knew her. My fucker look like power. Look, that white boy play on that move with power. That's how he look. But nevertheless, Burrow hurt last year. He played number one 10 games last year. He had 15 and six, 15 touchdowns, six
Starting point is 00:23:17 interceptions. He got Jamar Chase over there right now. He just been banged up. Don't forget three or four years ago, he went to the Super Bowl. But Joe Bur's been banged up. Don't forget three or four years ago, he went to the Super Bowl. Joe Burrow's been banged up. He's still completed over 66% on his passes, which is great. Quarterback
Starting point is 00:23:35 competing almost 70%. In my eye, you can't lose with that. I think Joe Burrow's one of them guys like LSU. He's a baller. He's tough. He plays when he hurts. That's all you could ask for from out of LSU. He's a baller. Like, he's tough. He play when he hurt. And that's all you could ask for from a quarterback, man. You know, he can read defenses as well. I like Joe Burrow a lot, him and Jamar Chase.
Starting point is 00:23:56 But it's do or die. It's easy with them for me. Joe Burrow, it's do or die, fam. You took him to a Super Bowl a couple years ago. You ain't never really got back there. Then you've been banged up. A lot of eyes on you. You got the paper a Super Bowl a couple years ago. You ain't never really got back there. Then you've been banged up. That eye's on you. You got the paper. Cincinnati needs you.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Broner fell off. Damn it. Cincinnati needs you. They need you more than the damn Chile they got up there. They need you, bro. They need you to come through and be a savior. Boomer Sizer can save them. Corey Dillon can save them. Oak Joe can save them. T.O. went over there for a spell. Carson Palmer.
Starting point is 00:24:25 They need Joe Burrow to save them up there in Cincinnati. That's all I'm saying. So maybe I might need that bronger coming in and talk to y'all and get y'all. It's going to be funny. It's going to be bring me in. Let me talk. I get y'all motherfucking motivated up there in Cincinnati. Don't nobody believe in y'all? Not even the owner. What I do, I'm going to do. You got to believe in them.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Hell, offensive line, keep with your quarterback. Tell him, don't be holding the ball there, Longboro. One, two, three, and I'll be out your motherfucking hands. Because we need you healthy. We need you up. We're going to need you running around here limping. That ain't what the Cincinnati Bengals need. Cincinnati Bengals need a healthy Joe Burrow
Starting point is 00:25:08 because Joe Burrow is healthy. It means success for the Cincinnati Bengals. Quarterback after that, I've got to go with Brock Purdy. Come on, dude. How you going to go with Brock Purdy? 30, what do you have? 31 and little. 31 touchdowns, little bit, and took him to the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Y'all can say what y'all want. Man, look. Y'all done said the man was a system quarterback. Lies. When y'all going to finally get Robert Perkins his credit, bro? Last two years, the boy been putting in work. He been putting in work. Yeah, he got Deebo.
Starting point is 00:25:46 I don't know about the other receiver that's taught my league in Ajay. I don't know if he going to be there or not. He still got Christian McCaffrey in the backfield. 49 is going to be there. I still got probably the best left tackle in the game in Trent Williams. Talking about the San Francisco 49. I still got Nick Bosa coming off the side. 49 is going to be fine.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Brock Purdy is top 10 quarterback in the NFL right now, and y'all need to pay him. John Lynch, go on and write the check for Brock Purdy right now. Ain't nobody else coming in now that's going to be better than Brock Purdy. He took the job of Jimmy Porn Garoppolo, and he's been balling ever since. Now, San Francisco, y'all been getting them. Now, y'all ain't won. You've been getting them.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Now, I'm sick of y'all 49ers fans talking stuff to me about my cowboy, about we ain't been to the Super Bowl. That's right, we ain't been, and y'all been. But y'all ain't won nothing either. That's all I'm saying. Y'all ain't won nothing else. Since y'all beat the San Diego Chargers, that's the last time the San Francisco 49ers won a Super
Starting point is 00:26:48 Bowl ring. The year after that, the Cowboys won. Okay? Steelers. Okay. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Y'all ain't no better than us. Yes, y'all been getting there and I get it. But y'all ain't won no Super Bowl after
Starting point is 00:27:03 that. Now, when it come down, who it is, I had Pat, Lamar, Josh Allen, Matthew Stafford, CJ Stout, Dak, Jalen Hurts, Joe Burrow, Bradley Purdy. That's nine. Nine, we at 10. I really want to put A-Rod in there, but A-Rod was hurt last year, so I got to go with Justin Sherbert. I know it's Herbert, but I'm going to go with Justin Sherbert right now.
Starting point is 00:27:29 He got Jim Harbaugh, new coach, coming in from Michigan. I feel like they're going to put up good numbers this year. Jim Harbaugh and the L.A. Chargers are going to put up great numbers this year, and Justin Herbert right now is a bigger quarterback than Aaron Rodgers. I can't put Aaron Rodgers over him because Aaron Rodgers is coming out of Achilles injury, and that just won't be fair at his age. Now, whether this was five or six years ago, Aaron Rodgers would probably be right up on the pad of my home.
Starting point is 00:27:56 But it's not. Aaron Rodgers was 38, 39, almost 40, coming off of Achilles injury. We don't know how he's going to come back. We really don't know. Yes, he's running around in practice right now, but it ain't nothing like game time and game speed. So other than that, right now, I got to go with Justin Herbert right now. 6'5", 6'6".
Starting point is 00:28:19 I ain't got Keenan Allen over there no more. But Jim Harbaugh, he know how to get the most out of the least. I would say the least. Don't forget, he coached the 49ers a couple years ago, too. He had Colin Kaepernick. Remember, nobody didn't believe in Kaepernick. Kaepernick took – who was that? Ali Smith.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Yeah, he got rid of Ali Smith for Colin Kaepernick. Jim Harbaugh did. He was doing that with Kaepernick. What do you think he could do with Justin Sherbrooke? Get in the motherfucking comments right now and talk to me. What do you think he could do with Justin Sherbert? Get in the motherfucking comments right now and talk to me. What do you think he would do with Justin Sherbert right now? I know what he's going to do. They're going to put up some damn numbers.
Starting point is 00:28:53 They're going to put up some damn numbers. I rock with Jim Harbaugh because he likes to cheat to win. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying to win in my book. That's my top 10 quarterbacks in the NFL right now. You're welcome to go through it, dissect it, get in the comment section with me, and let's talk about this shit because I'm here. I ain't going nowhere. I'm here all day to
Starting point is 00:29:14 talk about it, and I know the first thing y'all gonna want to say, I can't believe you had Dak number six and did. Dak ain't did nothing to y'all, man. He ain't got no hard work. Holy motherfuckers ain't got no hard work either. Now, let's talk about it, bro. I ain't got none.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Lamar ain't got none. Where's all none? Brock Purdy ain't got none. Just Sherbert ain't got one. Josh Allen ain't got one. And his numbers is battle. His numbers, Dak numbers is battle.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Now, me and Jerry Jones, we're going to sit down, we're going to have a conversation. Because it still seems like at times, Dak can't see the motherfucking field like he needs to see. I need to be on the sideline in critical situations at the Cowboy at Home game when they come down there with the ball in Dak's hand. That motherfucker needs to look across there and see me. He needs to see me to keep him motivated. Motherfucker, stay focused. Wake up.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Wake up. You want that money? You better go get the damn money. This is big business. I'm going to need football, boys. I'm going to pride pick. Motherfucker, I'm going to need football boys. I'm going to pride pick. Motherfucker, I want to win. I ain't the only one.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I ain't the only fan that's going to want to win. Everybody that's watching this show wants their team to win. Tell me I'm lying. I just want Dak to live up to his potential, man. Live up to his potential, man. The guy got it. He got it, man. The guy got it. He got it, man. Maybe, like they say, it's in between right here, man.
Starting point is 00:30:51 Sometimes people could be, a boxer could be good, man, for the first three or four rounds. And after that, he's out of there. Dak, you got to be cerebral, bro. You got to. I mean, at times, I see you shred the defense. I can't miss. At times, you get throwing the ball like Jameis Winston. I don't get nothing.
Starting point is 00:31:11 He's throwing the ball sometimes like Josh Allen because he throw picks, too. But some interceptions, I'd be like, man, come on, fam. I could have made that read. Come on, dawg. How could you possibly think he was? And us fans, we get so Frustrated with that Because that could be 25 for 29 330 something
Starting point is 00:31:30 Y'all at 14 And one pick And the one pick be just Come on I get it Man you know I'm just saying if you're watching this show right now You know I've been breaking down the top 10 Quarterbacks in the game right now I broke it down to where everybody can know, I'm just saying, if you're watching this show right now, you know I've been breaking down the top 10 quarterbacks in the game
Starting point is 00:31:45 right now. I broke it down to where everybody can understand what I'm talking about and showed you that Dub know what the hell he talking about. You damn right I do. I don't just get on here just to be talking. Now, when they come to get politics, I don't know shit about politics. I know y'all been in the comments, man. Dub, you voting for such a... Man, I ain't say I'm voting
Starting point is 00:32:02 for no damn body. Ain't what I said, man. I said for y'all to damn body ain't what i said man i said for y'all to go out and vote for whoever you want to vote for that's all i don't give a damn about politics i care about sports and comedy that's it that ain't my damn lane ain't no damn politician and ain't finna be ain't finna try to be and some of y'all ain't either get mad man i'm gonna stop following you i don't give a damn because if i lose I gain ten. I got God with me in the end. You understand what I'm telling you, man? Hey, we rocking and rolling today.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Check this out, man. If you at work right now, man, and you can't watch the show, go to Apple Podcasts right now. Go to Apple Podcasts. Go to Spotify. And, man, go and download it, man. Go and download Apple Podcasts. Hey, if you ain't know, type in the Bubba Dub Show. Or go download Spotify and type in the Bubba Dub show, man, and watch the show, man.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Subscribe to the show. Leave comments on the audio for your boy. We're doing great over here. We're doing great over on YouTube. The numbers going up, the lights going up, the views going up, the shares going up. Thank you all so much for that. I've been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast. are being nominated for Best Comedy Podcast. We're going to have a link down below where y'all can go and vote for me for the Best Comedy Podcast
Starting point is 00:33:08 and People Choice on the podcast. If you don't mind, do me that favor. We'll have a link where you can click on it and we can get that done. I'm excited, man. It's just out of time
Starting point is 00:33:18 to even be considered in something like this. You know, I just started over with the volume and Say Say Me. I just started over with the volume and I just started over. I really ain't even really cranked up yet like I'm going to football season. I can't wait. I know y'all can't
Starting point is 00:33:32 wait as well. I ain't cranked up yet. To be already nominated is a thanks to y'all for even just coming over from Unk Show and scrolling on down and finding out who I am and what I'm about. My show is strictly comedy mixed with sports. I know I get into other little
Starting point is 00:33:48 things, but I don't really care about that. That's just something to talk about. I know sometimes y'all be wondering what's been going on with certain things, and I want to make sure I tap in with y'all on certain things. I don't want to miss nothing. I don't want to miss nothing. If you go wild or damn it, I'm going to false it.
Starting point is 00:34:04 That's all I'm saying. We need to be hands. We need to miss nothing. God damn it. If you the wilder, damn it, I'm going to false it. That's all I'm saying. We need to be hands. We need to be together. Wilder, false it. You get it? There you go. But nevertheless, though, man, this show is also being presented by PrizePix as well. If you're a first-time user, I'm going to show you how to do this.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Go and download PrizePix. Use my promo code, TRASH. T-R-A-S-H-H. Two H's. That's my promo code. Go in there and download it first time user you can put in a hundred dollars they'll give you a hundred dollars so that mean you got two hundred dollars to play and the only way you're gonna win over here if you only you're gonna win on
Starting point is 00:34:34 prospect if you're gonna play simple as that um the way to play the game is more or less um so they might uh ask Shuey or Tony how many home runs would he have? They might have one and a half home runs. You either just put more or less. You think he's going to have more home runs or you're going to think he has less than one and a half home runs. Same way it goes with Aaron Judge.
Starting point is 00:34:59 RBI's. RBI's a home run. Aaron Judge's a home run. They might have him slated for one home run. You either put more or less. Switching over, you can switch over to hockey as well and play the game as well. They'll ask you on the goals or whatever player you want to pick in hockey, and you either put more or less.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Or you can scroll down to the WNBA. A.J. Wilson, they might have us slated to have 23 points. You put more or less. Only way you're going to win on Prospect is if you don't play. Now, when you go and download Prospect, it will ask you your location. You put your location in. It'll let you know whether or not you can play Prospect
Starting point is 00:35:35 in your state. As simple as that. Go and download that right now, man. Prospect is great to play. I've been having a lot of fun. I know a lot of y'all be on there playing. Some of y'all win. Some of you lose. That's the game.
Starting point is 00:35:49 But on Prospect, there's no losers. There's always winners over there. Still got the Hell No segment coming up. Got the Trash of the Day segment coming up. Also, I want to talk about this shooting, too, that occurred. Yeah, I definitely want to talk about that as well but uh we'll be right back our i heart radio music festival presented by capital one coming back to las vegas two nights september 20th and 21st on one stage stream live only on hulu a
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Starting point is 00:37:36 Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about,
Starting point is 00:38:23 what is the nature of truth? I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? are you doing this? Like, why?
Starting point is 00:38:44 Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah, back to what I was talking about. Sonia Massey, R.I.P.,
Starting point is 00:38:59 lost her life in a senseless murder to a police cop, to a police officer. It's sad, man um she didn't do nothing wrong man you know sometimes them killings be justified sometimes they don't but this killing was not justified at all y'all this woman sad man sad when you're not even safe in your own home no more man um and i'm really tired of
Starting point is 00:39:21 talking about these things these things things have been occurring and occurring and occurring that shouldn't occur. This police officer didn't have four or six jobs over the last five years. He's not a stable police officer. He needs to be in jail. Simple as that, man. The guy needs to be in jail. There's nothing else to talk about, man. This is a senseless murder, man.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I'm talking about senseless murder. I don't know if y'all been following this, but please go and follow and check this out. This murder was not justified at all, man. It's just wrong. Everything screams wrong about it. A couple people been hitting me up about it.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I just did a little research on it. But for the most part, just a senseless murder, man. Due to the hands of a police officer. Police officers are supposed to be the ones who protect us when we need them. You know, when I need them, I'm going to call them. I ain't bullshit. When I need the police, I feel like shit.
Starting point is 00:40:15 I'm going to call them, man. When I call them, I need you guys for me to help. I'm scared or whatever. I'm in danger. Nigga, protect. When they come to your home and gun you down the way they did. Damn cowardly dog.
Starting point is 00:40:33 That police officer that killed Ms. Sonia Massey is a damn cowardly dog. He shouldn't be wearing no police suit. He don't deserve to have no badge. He don't deserve to have nothing but a motherfucking long jail sentence. That's all he deserve.
Starting point is 00:40:51 And that's all I'm going to say about that, man. That's all I'm going to say about that, man. Do your research on that. Let's get to the hell now segment, y'all. Let's get to the Hell Nah signal, man. Somebody hit me up and asked me, Doug, would you take Dak Prescott over Pat Mahone? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Now, I love Dak, but he ain't no motherfucking Pat Mahone. Is you crazy? You need to be drug tested asking me something like that. I know I'm a Dak family cow. I know this. But we being real now. All that bullshit. Dak over Pat? Never. Never. I could never do that. Somebody else hit me up. Dude, would you take Joe Burrow? Would you take Joe Burrow? Would you take Joe Burrow
Starting point is 00:41:48 over Lamar Jackson? Hell no. I like Joe Burrow. I like him. But he ain't no motherfucking Lamar. Ain't too many quarterbacks that ever played the game like Lamar Jackson. I know we had the Mike Vicks. Love him to death, but Lamar better.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Do you hear me? Lamar Jackson is battle. He ain't as quick and electric-firing as Vick was, but an overall quarterback, got to put Lamar Jackson over Michael Vick. But the question was, would I take Joe Burrow over Lamar Jackson? And I'm looking out there in your eyes right now, I'm telling you, hell no. Hell no. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:42:26 I can't. Not my little Marjax. Not my man who negotiated his own contract with no agent. Marjax is the man. He did that. Got more money than they thought he was going to get. And it came out of the blue. He didn't get him to no Super Bowl, but he won league MVP.
Starting point is 00:42:48 He did that. And they're going to be ready this year again with Derrick Henry over there. They're going to be ready again over there. You can risk your bottom dollar on that. Somebody asked me, Doug, would you stick your hand inside of a hole with a rattlesnake in? Hell no!
Starting point is 00:43:04 Well, that rattlesnake didn't pause him. I'm from Texas. We know all about them rattles. You hear that rattlesnake before you see that snake? You hear that rattlesnake, you get your ass up out of there. See, only a white person can hear a damn rattlesnake.
Starting point is 00:43:17 I think I see a hole. Just a rattlesnake hole. Let me stick my hand up in there and see. Watch it. Ah! Black people ain't sticking no hand in no goddamn hole. Is you crazy? Shit.
Starting point is 00:43:33 We better stick our hands in that potato chip bag. We got to look at them when we're sticking our hand in them. We ain't get sticking our hand in them. We looking. Shit. Y'all better get for real around here. I'm trying to help y'all out, white people. Trying to help y'all live a little longer lives, man. Shit. I'm tired of hearing y'all doing this crazy ass shit, Ryan. I'm trying to help y'all out, white people. I'm trying to help y'all live a little longer lives, man.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Shit, tired of hearing y'all doing this crazy-ass shit, man. I don't look around, you're losing legs. You're getting bit by snakes and spiders. You're getting rang over by elephants over there. Now, leave them motherfucking elephants alone. They don't want no damn peanuts. Leave them goddamn elephants alone.
Starting point is 00:44:04 I told you, white people, man. If y'all want something to do, y'all bored. Y'all want to study somebody. Study my baby mama. That's all I'm saying. Study this crazy mama. Man, I ain't got no answer for. I ain't got no answer for.
Starting point is 00:44:19 No, that's one damn test I can't pass as hard. I need y'all to help me out with that one. Now, we're going to get back to the damn relationship. Relationship, crazy day, fellas. Y'all know I'm not lying. These women want you to be faithful, pay all the bills, and be her protector. Never.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I'm not doing all three. I need you to protect me. You better get your brother. He always knocking my ass out. Call him. I can't. I'm not Superman. God didn't put me on Earth to be no damn protector. He put me on Earth to make people laugh. That's what I can do. All that
Starting point is 00:44:52 throwing hands, all that. No. Now, we talking about throwing miles and I can win that war, but when it comes to me right here, I get reacquired. Yeah, I talk all the shit in the world. I do this and that, but when somebody says let's step outside, I lost. I'm this and that. But when somebody says, let's step outside, I lost. I'm losing that war every time.
Starting point is 00:45:08 I'm not, man, I'm not thinking of going out there and do that. Why, why I want to go out there and hurt myself and get dirty when I'm clean?
Starting point is 00:45:15 You know what I'm saying? I'm clean. That's my excuse these days because I can't fight. Man, I ain't going to go out there and fight you, dog. Man,
Starting point is 00:45:19 I'm better than that. Yeah, you better than that because I'm going to talk myself out the situation because I don't believe in violence. I don't believe in no violence. I believe in than that. Yeah, you better than that. Because I'm going to talk myself out of the situation. Because I don't believe in violence. I don't believe in no violence.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I believe in getting by. Now, that's what I'm going to tell you when I'm by myself. When I'm with my people, you're liable to get jumped. That's how I look. You're liable to get jumped. And I'm throwing the first punch. Come here. Come here.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I'm just saying. I'm by myself. Duh, I ain't got no plex with nobody. I'm not violent. I'm not saying. I'm by myself. Duh, I ain't got no plex with nobody. I'm not violent. Not violent when I'm about myself. I'm with my people. Anything goes. Y'all gonna respect me.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Y'all gonna watch how y'all talk to me when I got my people. Y'all gonna talk to me with respect. And that's what it's all about these days. Having respect for one another. We ain't been having that lately, man. People will try to run over you if you let them, man. You know what I'm saying? You can't tell people these days you're proud of them or you're happy for them without people saying you're riding deep.
Starting point is 00:46:16 No, you're riding deep. No. I just want to give something. I pay hummus to somebody. Show them some respect. Bro, I appreciate what you're doing. Ma'am, I'm proud of you. It's okay to tell people that you're proud of them, man.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Forget what other people say. Oh, man, you riding deep. They just mad, man. They ain't got nothing going on in their life, so they don't want nothing going on in your life. Never forget this. People want you to do good, but they don't ever want you to do better than them. That's not me. I want everybody that's around me, everybody I'm associated with,
Starting point is 00:46:47 to be doing great or if not better than me. That's motivation to me. When I see my homies get houses built and cars and businesses, that's motivation to me to make me want to step my game up and do better than what I'm doing. I'm not sitting back criticizing and talking down or this and that. No, that's what I do. I'm here to motivate. I'm trying to help the situation. Everybody in the world know
Starting point is 00:47:08 I'm a big LeBron fan. LeBron won that game the other day for USA. Okay, cool. Save the Lakers. That's what I want. Save Team USA. Save the Lakers. That's what I want. Save the Purple and Gold.
Starting point is 00:47:26 I'm saying, AD, you running around here happy, that's what LeBron do. Look at what you gonna do. What you gonna do? I'm sorry, y'all. I got hot. You know, I get hot when I talk about them Lakers. I get hot. I get frustrated. Ooh, ooh, shout.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Ooh, shout. Shout to my boy Lil Wayne, too, man. I don't know if y'all heard it, man. He just shouted me out in the song, man. Shout out to Lil Wayne. The song is called Saturday Mornings with Cordae. Go and check it out. Shout out to Lil Wayne for that, man. Big ups to Wayne for that, man.
Starting point is 00:47:58 I'm feeling good, y'all. I'm in a good place right now, man. The podcast is doing great. I'm feeling good. I just love it when y'all get in the comments, when y'all talk that talk to me. Love it. You know what I'm saying? Because I'll be right
Starting point is 00:48:12 in the comment with y'all. And don't forget by watching the show, by sharing the show, I'm going to fly somebody out. A couple of people out. Not at one time. Different times of the year, I'm going to find people out to go to the baseball game the football game and the basketball games for me you could be that person that i fly out and go to the game with and have fun with um that's my way
Starting point is 00:48:35 of giving back that's i want y'all to really know who bubble dub is as a person as a man as a father as an entrepreneur i want y'all to really know who I am at heart and what I stand for. I only stand for love and peace and to respect everybody. That's what I'm about, man. I'm a stand-up guy, man. I show love and respect to anybody that shows love to me. I'm not disrespecting nobody. I don't care what color you are, what size you are.
Starting point is 00:49:02 I'm just a respectable guy. I'm going to continue to be that. So with that being said, keep sharing this show, and you will have a chance to come out to the ballgames with me, man, and have some fun and enjoy life. That's one thing about life. You got to enjoy it. A lot of people didn't get to literacy pass 15 or 21 or 30 or whatever.
Starting point is 00:49:23 But I know I got some 45-year-old watchers. I got some 50-year-old watchers, some 60-year-old watchers. Shout out to y'all. Salute to y'all. But enjoy your life, man. You only get one. You don't want to be in the nursing home. Boy, I had a time where I could have went and didn't.
Starting point is 00:49:36 You don't want to be that. You want to be the guy that said, man, if I had an opportunity, I'd make the most of it. Some of y'all who watch and want to go back to school, take your ass back to school, fam. Real talk. Some of y'all who can and want to go back to school, take your ass back to school, fam. Real talk. Some of y'all who can't get a job, go and get you a trade, man. You ain't got to sell dope.
Starting point is 00:49:50 You ain't got to steal, rob, do all that scam. Go and get you a motherfucking trade, man. Real talk. Better yourself. Ain't nothing like bettering yourself. Some of y'all were making $12 an hour. Now you're making $14. Some of you are making $20 an hour.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Now you're making $20. This is all about the elevator. an hour. Now you're making $20. It's all about the elevation. It ain't where you start. It's where you end, baby. This show was started at the bottom. Now we're trending in the right mother direction, and I love it. Hopefully, y'all are loving it, too, because I'm going to keep it real on this show. It's going to be funny, but it's going to be the truth.
Starting point is 00:50:20 One thing I'm learning about entertainment business, people don't like the truth. They'd rather hear lies, but we ain't going to hear no lies. I'm just giving you the truth and opinions from the way I see things. Now, your top 10 might be different from mine. That's cool. Some of us might have the same players, but in a different order. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:50:36 But I got to give it to you truthfully how I really see things right now. And I believe in Colin Spade. I do. I'm on the part of the new. I'm just saying. And I understand what you're with, man. Every chick I've been with, cheating on me, man. I mean, I've been down in the dirt. I've been crying, man. I done cried to my girl
Starting point is 00:50:56 mama, man. Like, in her arms. Not coming out my nose. I'm crying. Just sad walking in the rain. You know what I'm saying? You know, looking for for her knowing she at another dude house and shit I been through it y'all I been through a fire
Starting point is 00:51:11 through the wild I been through a fire like shocker churn shocker come I been through a fire but now see I was lost now I'm found I was lost same way with y'. You know what I'm talking about? I was lost.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Now I'm found. Same way with y'all. Somebody watching the show could be depressed, going through some shit, had a bad day. It ain't over. Lord, I wake you up to see another day. You got another day to do something. Not another day to go out and fuck off. Another day to do something with your life.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Do something with your life. Do something with your life. Trash of the day, going to the NFL who made that top 10 quarterback list. Trash. Absolutely trash. And y'all know it. Y'all need to reach out to the real people, man. Okay, you want to go to the football players
Starting point is 00:52:00 and coach? Reach out to some fans. We know who he is and we ain't. we don't want to spend enough hard-earned money going to these motherfucking games buying jerseys. We don't want that. Start reaching out to the people. They going to speak the truth. Y'all
Starting point is 00:52:15 going to bullshit and be biased. Ain't no bias on this show. Ain't no motherfucking bias on this show. I ain't got no ties to nobody. I'm going to keep it 100 whether you like it or not. That's what got me where I'm at today, being 100. Sticking to what I really believe in.
Starting point is 00:52:35 I'm not letting nobody come over and change the way I think and my, you know, show length. Well, I came over here with the volume and say, hey, let me continue to be me in this partnership we got together. You can't find that nowhere else. They want to dictate the volume. Real deal over here. Be you, Bubba. You know how don't my boys talk? Be you, Bubba. Absolutely. That's the only way I know how to be it.
Starting point is 00:52:59 That's how I'm being me. I'm free as a bird. I'm having fun. Hopefully y'all having fun listening because you can't get this shit nowhere. Not this kind of comedy and sports talk and the world. You can't get it nowhere. Not like how I do it. A lot of people do it, but not like I do it.
Starting point is 00:53:16 You know what I'm saying? When I'm doing what I'm doing, while I'm doing it, as I'm doing it, can't nobody do it. Like, yeah, boy. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Rock and roll in the day. I told y'all, man, get in the comment section. Talk to me. Email me at
Starting point is 00:53:31 BubbaMorgan94 at gmail.com. Email me. Talk to me. Yeah. That's what I'm here for. Talk to y'all. I tell y'all this every show, man. Email me. Ask me questions. Pick my brain, man, on anything you're trying to do. Pick my brain. I'll give you an answer.
Starting point is 00:53:46 If I see it, I will reply and give you an answer. Now, like I said, this weekend, your boy Dub going to be out there on the West Coast. Yeah. I'm going to be at Tommy T's in Pleasanton, California. Got four shows, two Friday, two Saturday at Tommy T's. Pull up. Sunday, you can catch me in Sacramento at Puntz Line. Pull up. Sunday, you can catch me in Sacramento at Ponce Line. Pull up. If you ain't gonna
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