Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bud Crawford defeated Israil Madrimov or was it a DRAW??!!

Episode Date: August 5, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK and he's breaking down fight night at BMO Stadium in Los Angeles, California!! Issac Cruz how you lose that fight, fam!? TRASHH!! Bud Crawford looked a little rusty, but he got the job done vs Madrimov. That's how you supposed to do it!! Then Dub recaps the Olympic weekend in Paris. The men's 3x3 basketball team needs to call Ice Cube for some help, and y'all need to leave Noah Lyles alone!! Man is a champ!! After, Dub gives congrats to all of the NFL Hall of Fame inductees, and introduces a new segment "Against All Odds". Let's show love to the athletes nobody talks about!! Finally, Bubba ends the show with a hilarious HELL NAHH segment, and gives Trashh of the Day to Issac Cruz #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume Nothing but great things happened the weekend. We had boxing. We had the Olympics. We got Tyreek Hill with his new dick. We got everything to talk about today on the Bubba Dub Show. I'm going to go ahead and get the show started right now. Before I even get the bud. Before I get the bud. Let me get the Isaac Pitbull Cruiser, what they call him. Trash.

You better not call up Tank Davis. No mother f***ing more. Went 12 rounds. Be honest. We're the nobody. I thought you fought Austin River. My bad, fam. You fought Jose Venezuela.

My bad. All this. Are we going to set this fight up easy, little fighter? No, it wasn't. Yeah, he put that job in your life the whole time you couldn't do nothing now y'all told me no i gotta be real i'm not messing from this y'all told me hey holmes davis is running for big boy no he's not he's almost too mother that ain't gonna get you nowhere

I'm gonna give credit right now to Jose Venezuela you did your thing Saturday night fam did nobody really know who you were but they know who you is now yeah you got a name for yourself I seen you say you were fighting for your family you did that

I'm gonna give you your props you put on an excellent show this Saturday night out there in LA. Jose Venezuela. Yeah, the underdogs on top right now. Yeah, Pitbull thought it was going to be an easy fight. Doing all the punches but didn't do shit.

Now, y'all told me Pitbull was the man. You lied. Y'all didn't see that shit coming? And when he won, you messers. Hey, why y'all wasn't clapping for him? They both messers. Y'all ain't right. Y'all didn't see that shit coming and when he won you mess kids hey y'all why y'all wasn't clapping for him they both mess kids y'all ain't right y'all ain't right but now let's go back over here to pit bull um came out throwing them things but never could really just impose his will like he normally do on his other fighters like he did on Romario. Tank Davis,

Roley. Yeah, he knocked out Roley, but he never could impose his will on Jose Venezuela. I'm just going to call him Austin Rivers because that's what he look like. He never could impose his will on this boxing match from what I've seen. Went 12 rounds, but

old boy kept him at bay the whole night with the jab, catching with uppercut, caught him with about 15 uppercut. Now, Jose, you're going to need to work on your power, fam. Work on your power. Work on you get your defense a little bit better, because I ain't going to let people who caught you a couple times. And all I'm saying, if it was a stronger puncher, your ass would have been knotted out.

Come on in here. I need all my boxing fans to come in. We're going to talk boxing today. Damn it, we're going to talk it. Come on in here. Let me know what you thought about Pitbull performance against Jose. I'm letting you know right now, Pitbull didn't look well for damn to me. Didn't look

like a champion to me. Didn't look like somebody who deserved a rematch with Tank Day. I'm going to say this right now, Tank. If Pitbull crew call you right now, don't even fucking answer. Ain't nothing to talk about. Your chances is over. It's over. Moving on to the next match.

Yeah. Yeah. The main event. Bud T. Crowfield. For Israeli. Madra Mahal. I got the name right today. Madramal. Yeah, Doug, working on his pronunciation and damn it, I'm going to point the date.

Let's get to it. Everybody thinking Bud was going to come in and run through Madramal. Didn't happen. Dude ain't had that many fights. Professionally, he had 11. But amateur, they said he had over 200, maybe 300. I don't know. But he didn't look like no motherfucking amateur to me.

He look like a veteran and not going toe-to-toe with Crawford. Now, let me go and address the elephant in the room right now. Loudy out on top of my bud, Loudy. Stop it. Bud moved up to 154. He ain't fought in a year. Last fight he had was against Earl Spence. That's the last time a fan fought.

No tune-up fight. Going here, fighting a man who's been sparring Biffle, the same Biffle who beat Canelo Red Rooster looking head-ass. That's the same guy he spawned. Oh, man, he only had 11 fights. He couldn't. No!

Bub done moved up to 154. And Bull was throwing them things. Now Jermall was throwing them things, too. I ain't going to take nothing from him. The judges had it 8-4. I had it 7-5. I think them last two rounds, Bull Crawford dominated and came on home with victory. But all that, he got robbed.

Shit, man. Jermall didn't get robbed. He got beat. That's all it was. It was a good fight. From the start to the end. Both fighters are patient. Yeah, we learned that.

We learned that this fighter here was real patient. Bud liked to wait, but you could throw something so he could counter punch you. Old Bud was doing the same thing Crawford was doing. You waiting? Damn it, I'm going to wait too. And don't get me wrong, he was touching Bud Crawford. He was

touching him the whole night, but he wasn't doing any flurries like the way Crawford was doing. Crawford get it. One, two, three, four, five, six. He's going to fight it up. Matthew Miles touching once or twice then fighting the whole night. Fighting. The judge is seeing that shit you ain't doing.

Fighting? No, motherfucker. Put that leather on him. That's what Bud did. Bud fight a little puffy after the fight, but what fighter ain't going to be puffy after the fight when y'all standing there toeing to a ring going blow for blow? That's what they were doing. But I'm seeing, talking about, oh, man, Crawford Daphne ain't ready for Canelo.

Now, shit, I don't know. Because remember, Canelo was struggling with Lawson, got beat by Floyd. I don't know. But me personally, 168, I'm Bud. I'm not moving up to 168. I'm staying my rabbit ass right there at 154. And I'm going to fight everybody at 154 that needs to be followed at 154. I heard Boots Ingers right there at 154 And I'm going to fight everybody at 154 That need to be fought at 154

I heard Boots Ingers moving up to 154 Go and get him Because that was one of the hardest Motherfucking fights you ever fought I know you're going to say Gamboa and all them You was a lot You was staggling Gamboa You been staggling Mago not one

Motherfucking time You was hitting him. And I do mean hitting him. I ain't going to do a thing to him. But you wasn't dazing him. Normally, you hit him with some good shots, and it didn't really, it didn't faze him. Now, if you were back at what, 147? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You would have knocked him out. But it was at 154. Man, Bud Crawford's at a bigger weight, y'all. Y'all just casuals, man. Y'all just talking, yeah. You would have knocked him out. But it was at 154. Man, Bud Crawford's at a bigger weight, y'all. Y'all just casuals, man. Y'all just talking, man. Y'all don't know boxing, man. Oh, that man ain't fighting nobody.

Yeah, he fought somebody. You damn believe that? And I'm going to be honest, I don't know if Bud's going to give him a rematch. Shit, I wouldn't. Made me work all 12 motherfucking rounds. Made me have to go to the judges. Shit. Last, what, 10, 12 fighters have to go to the judges. Shit.

They asked for a 10, 12 fighter. Bud done knocked him out. He knocked this one out. This Israeli, Madrimal. I don't know what his motherfucker from, but he cold. I'll let you know right now. He going to give whoever in that 154 revision right now,

hell, Charlo, where you at? Damn the middle problem. Where your ass at, Charlo? I called him out. It ain't gonna be too many people in the 154th division call out Matt Jermall. I'm letting you know that right now. Damn it, I'll wait. Who want him? Boots, go and get him.

If you can't get Kropp, go and get him. What about got the chin of a grinch that's burned damn after my one bull shitting in that ring he don't want his thing make a name for himself if you didn't know who he was he was a champion i don't know why y'all keep talking about he wasn't nobody man was a champion crawford took that damn belt crawford took that damn belt but i always say crawford look rusty to me ain't thought in the year you gonna move up 10, 12, 15 pounds. Shit, that's gonna take a toll on any damn body.

But all this, he got robbed. Stop it, y'all. Now, y'all going a little too damn far with saying Madrimov got robbed. He didn't get robbed. I had Crawford winning seven rounds to five rounds. The last two rounds for me, I feel like they done it. Some other rounds

in the first round could have went either way. But from what I seen, Saturday night, matter of fact, the whole motherfucking undercard was unbelievable. Shout out to that guy in Turkey, US. Y'all ain't doing nothing but sucking eggs to that man from Turkey. Well, I know he's the reason

why these big fights happen. He's spending all this money. I get it. But now y'all done gave him a belt Y'all done put him in the hall of fame Y'all done invite him over for Thanksgiving Y'all done invite your own damn family members over for Thanksgiving But y'all inviting that motherfucker from Turkey I'm watching y'all I ain't mad at y'all

I'm laughing at y'all Y'all catering to him Do what you gotta do Do what you gotta do to make boxing again. Do what you got to do for us fans to get the fights we want. I ain't mad at y'all one bit. I'm just saying they were one of probably the greatest undercard that I ever seen since I've been alive and watching boxing.

Y'all get in the comment section right now. I know y'all got a lot to say about this Boog and Matt Jamal fight. Damn it, let's talk about it. In your honest opinion, do you think Bud Crawford lost? I can't wait to hear some of y'all's responses. I can't wait to see. I've been going over to them boxes and looking at their responses. Bullshit.

I want to know from my people, from my fans, from my eyes to your eyes, what did you see in this fight with Bud Crawford and Madrigal? What did you see from Pitbull, Isaac Krug, and Jose Venezuela? What did you see in this fight with Bud Crawford and Madrigal? What did you see from Pitbull, Isaac Krug, and Jose Venezuela? What did you see? I don't want to talk about it today on this damn show. That damn man on the call was out to change. Oh, yeah. Y'all must have thought I forgot about this one.

Oh, yeah. Martin Bacoli fought Jerry Anderson. Let me say this right now to this cat bacoli hit jerry so motherfucking hard he was looking for subway sandwiches i'm not bullshitting he was hitting him every time he was getting up so fast like he was asking questions what you hit me with that time was it the left jab was it the uppercut no motherfuckers all of them straight right i've seen that man not not Jerry Anderson, down with a straight jab. I ain't never seen nothing like it in my

life. He got the same power old boy, he go born the barbershop with. That's a fiery punch. That's what McCauley got. And I don't see too many people getting in the ring with an evil. I don't. That big son gone hit hard. And Jerry, you're 24,

you're young. I like your attitude after the fight you make no excuses dude dude got down on me i respect it but hey now you now you know i asked whooping to humble you that's what my daddy always told me son a good ass whooping will humble you i think that's gonna humble jared him but 24 years like he said, the motherfuckers in that division, 30 and up, they're older. Get back in the gym, fam. Work on your crown. Bob and weave. It's like you just sitting there,

like you couldn't even move your motherfucking head. Boy, Bob, move your head. Poor head make a soft ass. You ain't got one time hit me in my damn head. It won't be that no damn move. I'm moving. I'm moving like my baby. That's how you gotta move it, fam. Y'all get in the comment section right now.

Let me know what y'all think about Martin Bacoli and Jared Anderson, that fight that happened. Let me know what y'all think Martin Bacoli can work on. We know what Jared Anderson needs to work on. Head movement and letting his hands go. We're lying on one punch. on what Jared, we know what Jared Anderson need to work on. His head movement and letting his hands go. Relying on one punch ain't going to get it done. It only going to get you so far.

But I think Jared Anderson will be okay. But Bacoli, he look good to me. I know he's not going to feed it, but hey, boxing looking real good. I got to go back. I got to go right back. I know he's not undefeated, but hey, hey,

boxing looking real good. I got to go back. I got to go right back to that motherfucker from Turkey. Did y'all watch it when he came in? Everybody was like, oh my, I know he put the event together, but they were showing him more love than the Pope.

I'm not bullshit. And let me tell y'all something, boxing, man. When Mike Tyson come in, y'all put boxing, man. When Mike Tyson come in, y'all put the camera on him, wave him, stop putting that motherfucking camera on Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike, like he wasn't trying to look at that camera no more. It looked like he was

trying to kiss on his old leg and he couldn't do it because you had the damn camera in the way. And we're going to see Mike old ass, 70 motherfucking years. Get the camera out of his face. Look at him, somebody else. Shit, that look like Coco Jones. Why y'all didn't put the camera on her? When she earn Mike old ass all day.

Put it on somebody else. See? Some breast-assist or something. Man, me hotness, my boy. I've been going through it all week, y'all. Let me tell y'all something, man. Took my girl to a five-star restaurant, right? Took my girl to a five-star restaurant.

We went to Applebee's. We in Applebee's. We finna have a good time. restaurant, right? Took my girl to a five-star restaurant. We went to Applebee's. We in Applebee's. We finna have a good time. Who I see? My side chick. My side chick in there with my motherfucking landlord eating and drinking and shit. I'm hot.

Now, she already told me, y'all, she was going to pay me back for what I've been doing to her. But sleeping with my landlord, that's off limits. That's off limits. It wasn't even raise my ring up, man. And my girl, what's wrong with you? Ever since we done came in here, you been have an attitude.

It's the love of my life. Over there eating and drinking them damn dollar margaritas, having a time of her life over there right now without me. Huh? How you think they make me feel? She done brought him to our favorite restaurant. Applebee. Applebee. You women ain't going to stop till y'all on the morning post.

Y'all not going to stop till y'all on the morning post. I'm telling you. I called right back. After we left, I called right back up to the Applebee and sent them pictures of the other end. Because I took pictures of them, and he bought eight of them damn dollars of margaritas. Cheap ass. At least I don't put you on

1942, baby. Cheap ass margaritas. I know y'all stomach was hurting. I hope it wasn't no fucking evil. But I called right back up to the Applebee's and sent them photos. If you ever see this couple, again, don't let them in.

Because if you let them in, it's going to be yellow tape all around that mother next time. I'm not playing. Play by my side, chick, y'all. I cry like a baby. I ain't going to lie,

y'all. I blew her mother and thong up when I met the next day. You got some kind of motherfucking nerve to take somebody to my favorite restaurant, day. You got some kind of motherfucking nerve to take somebody to her favorite restaurant, boo. You got some kind of nerve. Yo, you did your built one. Type shit. You did your built one. Why you fucking text me back?

She ain't text me back. I guess she's feeling herself right now, but when she do, I'm pulling up. Oh, I'm pulling up? I got something to say. I got something to talk about today that's how you gonna do me you're about to be in love with my life you and the kissing and eating and drinking with another man my landlord my landlord that's off limits y'all now let me know man if you y'all be mad too if your side chick sleeping with your landlord let me know how y'all feel i'm hurting right now y'all y'all gonna understand what i'm going through right now of every day going through just so much in my life right now just so much now i gotta switch topics and now we're gonna talk about the Olympics. Noah Lyons.

You have a 100-meter champion? You damn right. 9-7-9? Yeah. It was them damn nails. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was them damn nails.

Dwayne Wade rolling over in his nail salon right now. Noah Lyons is bomb. Hell, y'all talk all that shit about Noah. Noah showed up when it mattered most. He a champion. Gold, man. Oh, come when it mattered most. He a champion goldman. Come here. Don't get your nail painted gold, fam. My word, don't get your toe painted, too.

You paint every damn thing else. I ain't mad at you. Do what you do. But you a champion. Noah Lyles, much respect to you, fam. You did what you supposed to do. I know that was a crazy finish. Nobody know how he done it. but it was a nail biker.

It was a nail biker through the finish. Boy, pulled it out, man. Body tapped through the storm. Shout out to Noah Lyles. I also want to shout out to Sha'Carri Richardson, too. Baby girl took home the silver. Got second in the ring. It's all good.

I know some of y'all mad. Oh, man. Shit, man. Look, girl did what she could do in the rain she got sick man god damn old girl was just bastard from saint jude i ain't never heard of saint jude but i tell you what i do now old girl over there will move coming down through living like marion jones without the dope in my sister i'm not bullshitting you i'm just keeping it i'm just keeping in the book with you that girl was moving nine through there

ain't one thing I don't like man y'all be getting so upset when we gonna win gold man sometimes it ain't meant for them people to win gold man you know maybe next time Chicago Richards

gonna win gold but she won silver we'll take that I'm proud of you baby keep doing what you're doing don't get your head down you know I know you're a changed woman. Now you don't smoke no more.

But if you ever want to smoke, get with me. I got that this ain't trash on deck. You know what I'm saying? Hit me up. I'll give you some. You know what I'm saying? And you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself. That's all I'm saying right now.

The damn big three in the Olympics, that was trash. Why won't y'all go to the real big three? Team USA, United States of America, we got the real big three with Ice Cube. Yeah, O'Shea Jackson, we got the real big three. Go down there and get one of them big three

and send their ass over there and watch what happens. You know we got the greatest athletes in the world in America. Y'all know this. Y'all don't need to get with O'Shea Jackson and make this shit happen. Because we got the real big three over here. And it's growing.

Shout out to everybody that's going out there supporting Ice Cream and that big three moving. I appreciate the love. Gary Payton, I see you out there arguing, trying to fight, player. But you ain't changed a thing. I know y'all seen GP out there talking shit trying to fight I love it it's the competition I'm glad they didn't fight but hey

it's the competition anybody know GP man I know GP is a fiery guy man he's a standing up guy he gonna tell you how he is and how he feel and the fight go with it whether he win or lose damn he gonna give a fuck and that's all it matters so with that being said, we need our own big three

over at the team USA. Jimmy Fredette. Jimmy Fredette ain't been in the damn league nine years. Thinking he gonna go over there and defeat somebody. Shit, no. Straight disappointment. Straight motherfucking disappointment if you ask me.

Moving on. And then switching topics today. Y'all see I got my card game today. Yeah, bubba dub, done stepped this game up today. You damn right. Now I feel like I can go to the NFL and give shout outs to my people who made the Hall of Fame. Oh, yeah, Devin Hester. Pilot of the Greggs, kickoff returner, returner, than we ever seen in the game of football.

I'm not lying. I know y'all remember Devin Hester with them damn Chicago, taking them back to the house. Yeah, Brian Ehrlach and them were doing their thing on the defense, but that damn special team were winning games. Got them to the Super Bowl, too. Y'all forgot when they played the Suns. Even though they lost, Hester took one to the house. He's a Hall of Famer. Congratulations to Devin

Hester, Julius Peplis. Yeah. Y'all remember him with the Carolina Pounders? Mm-hmm. Big number nine. Peace. I'm out of North Carolina. Peace. Inca ball. Peace. He made it. Andre Johnson, did you? Yeah. With them Texans?

Let me tell y'all something, man. Andre Johnson made it to the Hall of Fame with trash quarterbacks. Don't y'all give me Matt Schwab. Matt Schwab ain't shit. Y'all don't fucking know it. He couldn't even hold no motherfucking clipboard.

You give me no Matt Schwab. Man played football, man. Man played football, man. I think 12, 13 years, Hall of Fame, trash quarterbacks. I want to know what Andre Johnson will look like, what Aaron

Rogers, a Tom Brady, a Peyton Manning, or Drew Brees, Matthew Stafford? I want to know what that man would look like. Moving on to the rest of the people. Dwight Fringy with the coach. You remember how he come off that line with that spin move?

Come here. Big Fringy. Come here. Had Matthews on his side. Come here. Y'all act like it was all motherfucking Peyton. Peyton had them two defenses. He ain't going to die.

Tony Dungeon wasn't bull sitting in that young cover too. Y'all know I ain't like Dub, know I ain't football. I ain't going to get on here and just talk to me. I know my football. We're going to talk it today. Talking about the Hall of Fame, baby. Putting on the gold jackets. People I'm naming, putting on the gold jackets.

Yeah, we're going to move it on to Patrick Ridley, linebacker for the 49ers. Y'all remember number 52? Yeah, I think he came out of U.S., Mississippi. I think he came out of Mississippi. I think it was the same team Eli went to, if I ain't mistaken. If I am mistaken mistaken i know my people gonna get in this comment section and let me know um that i made a mistake but i think i'm think i'm right i think he came from uh eli manning uh team down in mississippi um but nevertheless

patrick willis made it shout out to you uh steve mcmichael made made it. What's his name? Randy Garshar made it. Them are the Hall of Fame inductees. I know somebody. I can't remember who didn't make it, but you're going to get in. It's on the tip of my tongue. I know you didn't make it, but you're going to get into the Hall of Fame. You deserve it. Sometimes people are going to make it on their first ballot and make it on the second and third ballot.

But as long as you're alive, I promise you, you will make it. I guarantee you that. But this is something part of the show. I'm thinking of doing something new now, y'all. We're going to start putting spotlights on people nobody knew about on this show. And it's called Against All Eyes. I need y'all to help me help them, whoever that is, that y'all going to tell me. them whoever that is that y'all gonna tell me that's start putting us won't y'all tell me about a person that y'all feel like don't get enough credit or a spotlight in any sport right now and

i'm not i'm being we ain't talking about no starters we're talking about somebody that's on the bench nobody really knows about but they sliding under the radar and that they should be starting. Give me a name of these people and we're going to bring them to the light on this. I'm tired of talking about the star. Let's talk about the bad guys. If the star go down, these motherfuckers got to go in there and do their job.

And let me say this right now, football-wise, if Dak Prescott go down and Trey Lance come in, we in fucking trouble. There I said it. I like Trey, but I don't think he ready to go in behind this offensive line right now and leave if something

happen to Dak. That's all I'm saying. I don't think that. Some of y'all might say, Trey Lance ready to do it. 49ers didn't really give him a chance. Some of y'all gonna say, Trey Land's really dope. 49 of them really give him a chance. Some of y'all gonna say, y'all rather see Trey Land start than death.

I ain't got no problem with that. Bring it to light. Let me know. Is there somebody out there right now we ain't talking about? Let me know. We're gonna bring him to the light. Now, I can't think of his name for the cowboy, but that Kiko, that motherfucker Cole, one of the best in the game right now. I can't think of his name right now because I'm fresh off vacation.

But y'all know who I'm talking about, the Kiko for the Dallas Cowboy. That's who y'all need to get on your fantasy team right now, that motherfucker Cole. Oh, yeah. He the best in the game. Oh, yeah. Tom Brown just ran it over in the grave right now. Oh, yeah. He the best in the game. Oh, yeah. Tom Brown just rattled over in the grave right now. Oh, yeah. So that's the segment against all odds. I just broke it down to y'all.

Let me know. Let your boy Dob know. If there's any sport, football, basketball, baseball, whatever it is, it's a player that's not getting enough credit or spotlight on right now. Yeah, hit me up. Let me know. But we can talk about that. Got the hell now segment coming up.

Yeah, got the trash of the day segment coming up, man. I'm telling you, I'm adding segment and segment. We cranking up over here. Yo, yo, we cranking up over here like I told you. If you at work and you can't watch the show, you can damn so listen to it on Apple Spotify right now. I need y'all to go to Apple Spotify, man. Download it, man. Or go to Spotify. Go to Spotify and download it. Or go to Apple Podcasts and download the Bubba Dub show over on Vine. We rocking and rolling over here. It's Monday.

I'm back. I'm back back how y'all feeling though man fresh off vacation man took the fam to um took the fam to dinner world man um felt good man to finally take my fam somewhere man let them enjoy themselves man i've been ripping and running all over this world man but sometimes you gotta slow down and sit back and chill. Man, let the fam enjoy themselves, man. And I had fun going down to the Disney World down on the Lando and bumping into the people. Shout out to the love to the people who bumped into me. Told me they appreciate what I do. And that means a lot to me.

But I know how y'all really feeling right now. If you're feeling like how I'm feeling, you know, school back. Yeah, school gonna start it back. And them motherfucking women taking them kids up there to them bus stop beat them I'm talking about they bucket like it you can't see number moose knuckles I thought you couldn't see a damn moose only in Colorado in cold places but that's a lie it's a moose's down here in the South come here Come on. Did it come on? I done ran over every damn squirrel in the road looking at them.

I'm not poor, see? My dog daddy lost a road, down the road. I'm looking at your little friend, mama. Wait till tomorrow, I'm going to be up there bright and early, smelling good too, with my Creed on. Come on. With them racks hanging out my pocket. I'm gonna pull me one. I'm gonna pull me one.

I'm not playing. I ain't like a what, all that boogie. Dr. Miami been doing his job the last six months. Now them previous 15 years, trash. Dr. Miami the last six months, I'm gonna die. Loving what I'm seeing from Dr. Miami, too. Think about taking my baby mama down now. How your way will fix her up?

You want to fix her up? You all right? I want her to get the, I want everything done. Boobies, stomach, I want her neighbor to buy her a damn heart. I'm not playing. I want that, too. I want everything done for my baby mama. And I want Dr. Miami to do it.

Damn right. I want a discount too for me shouting you out. I want a discount. Fix her up. Fix her up. Fix her up. How y'all feeling though, man? I'm feeling great.

Like I told y'all, man, I'm feeling real great. Before we jump into this Hell Now segment today, yeah, let's go and get ready for the Hell Now segment. Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you, Hell Now. Man, somebody hit me up and say, Bubba Dub, man, would you be a storm chaser?

Hell no. I'm not chasing no motherfucking storm. What you mean a storm? You mean chasing tornadoes? Earthquake? How can you chase earthquake? You don't know when it's going to happen. And you mean Timmy chase tornadoes?

Shit. I'm not doing hurricane. Needle. Hell, they can start thunderstorming. Shit, I'm cutting off all of that. I'm getting under the damn bed. I'm not chasing no motherfucking storm. White people, y'all started,

you know I love you white people, but y'all started this shit. You started this storm chasing shit, getting fascinated. Look at the tornado, it's swirling. I wanna be involved. Then you go up there and get sucked in there, my buddy, we never see you again.

Now we having a vigilante funeral for your ass, Steve. Leave them damn storms alone. You're gonna get enough chasing them damn storms. Let God do what he do. Y'all too damn nosy for me. Y'all too damn, and I know y'all watching the show, and you're like, Bubba Dug, you not lying, man, because I know those black people, we do some crazy shit. We do. That's what we do. I done seen people have $200 or $300 in their pocket, go into a store and steal. What you do with it?

Hell no. Not stealing shit. First of all, I ain't trying to go to jail. That's why I ain't stealing. I watch that black we do crazy shit. What the shit y'all do? Hiding in the ocean? You see 50 sharks.

You want to know what their behavior will be if a human get in there? Motherfucker, you know the answer. Death is the motherfucking answer. Getting in there with a damn shark. White people. I want white people. So, death is the motherfucking answer. Getting in there with a damn shark. White people. I don't want white people. But get in the damn ocean with 50 sharks.

And so, to answer y'all's question, that's hell no for me. Now, some of y'all, y'all like flirting with death. Y'all like flirting with death. Y'all like flirting with them. Y'all really do. Trust the white people. Y'all some dangerous motherfuckers. I love you. Y'all give me all the money I want.

You never tell me no. That's what I like about you. And I protect you. That's what I do. Y'all do some crazy shit that I can't do and that most black people wouldn't do. Like me. I can't swim. You think I finna go get in the motherfucking swimming pool? Never. It better be three feet or five feet deep. Other than that, I ain't getting in. See, I got to feel my feet at the bottom. That's why

I can't swim. If I can't feel my feet, shit, I ain't getting in the damn water. It can look good. I have it for decoration. Ain't nobody getting in that damn water. Shit. Y'all know I ain't bullshit. Half of us can't swim some of us can't and respect to the people that can i feel like everybody should know how to swim but i'm one of them so since i'm not one of them you ain't got whereby saying no pool not gonna happen you ain't got whereby saying no ocean unless acid in a plane grabbing all that other shit boat grabbing the only way i'm not getting no damn ocean y'all it's just not gonna happen. You can get me on land. I did do something once. I did

do something once. I went out of space. I'm not gonna lie to y'all, man. I was shooting for the moon. Real talk. I was shooting for the moon, but I didn't hit the moon. But when I fell, I fell amongst

the stone of space. Oh, yeah. That's the attitude you got to have in life. You got to shoot for the motherfucking moon. Even though you might not never hit that moon, but when you fall, you will fall amongst the stars. Never forget that, y'all. Keep that in your head. Keep that pumping, man.

I'm going to tell y'all some real shit, man. Got to put that man up there. Put him number one. Put him number one in your life, man. You're going to exhale. I know some people watching, man. I don't even believe in God. That's y'all. You ain't got to believe in God. I'm not going to dislike you, talk down on you, or tell you to do something.

I'm talking about me. I believe in God. I believe in that man up there. Without him, I wouldn't be here where I'm at today. That's my faith. Have I ever seen God? No. But I got faith. And it never waver.

Never waver. Sometimes people can't believe you in the position you in. They can't believe. But as long as you can, as long as you can see your vision, that's all that matters. That he, she, say, say, they talk matters. That he, she, say, talk. All that he, she, say, talk. It don't stop nothing. When you blessed by the best.

Damn right. I'm not playing with y'all today, man, on this Monday, man. It's been a minute since I've been home. I've been on the road doing show, man. Y'all can catch me this Thursday in Shreveport, Louisiana with 50 Cent. I'm hitting the stage and I'm about to do my motherfucking thing. Shout out to the people that have been pulling up to my shows, man. Appreciate it, man. Bottom of my heart. I know y'all only get to see so much of me on this internet, but in real life, you get to get your boy for 45 minutes to an hour raw.

I'm talking about raw. We talking about everything. I'm talking about family. Y'all, if you haven't been to my show, then you already know how I'm coming, and you know I'm coming the right way. When you come in, you laugh. You feel good when you leave my show.

Sometimes y'all can go to these shows. I ain't saying no name because that ain't how I am. And you ain't quite get what you want. Dub gonna give you what you want. Every month. Every time. Like I said, it's Monday. I know y'all didn't want to go to work today,

but you went anyway. Some of you ain't got no damn PTO. You know what I'm saying? Some of you went to work anyway. Get to get out the house with your girl. I get it. Some of you ain't doing shit playing NCAA 25 all my boy. Let me tell y'all something, man. I know y'all gonna be able to answer this for me.

Even though I know Madden 25 is gonna come out, I still think NCAA 25 is gonna be the best football game to come out this year, bar none. I'm just saying, I think the college game is going to be better than the NFL game, man. I feel like they just put so much more into the college

than they do the NFL. But I want one of my gamers to let me know who watched the show, who will be on both, going to be playing both of them. Let me know which game is better, and I guarantee you it's NCAA double 25. I guarantee you that. And also remember, football season cranking up, y'all. It's getting close. And some of y'all going to the game with me.

For real. Real talk. How can we do that, though? Like I say, you got to show. I'm going to start doing a poll or whatnot. But all you got to do is show. When I drop, show. That's all.

I don't care. Copy, paste it to 15 of your friends. I don't care if they don't like me. I don't give a damn. As long as you do. As long as you do your part. That's all that matters. It go hand in hand.

Y'all doing that for me. What I'm doing for y'all, I'm going to fly some of y'all out to the games with me. Football, basketball, baseball game. Maybe even hockey. But football and basketball for sure some of y'all gonna get a chance to fly to the game with me and kick with me um we're gonna film it we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna have a ball i guarantee you that that's my way of giving back to y'all from what y'all giving to me it's time sitting down listening to my crazy ass

listen to me talk about sports the way I talk about sports, the way I see sports. That's what it's all about on this show, man. We talk about sports. We talk about the culture. We talk about everything on this show. Don't take nothing I say for granted on this show. I'm a stand-up comedian first. Don't forget that. I'm a comedian

entertainer first. Before y'all get on here, man, I can't believe you said, shut up and laugh and enjoy your day hey yeah it's a turkey sound just for i'm ready for thanksgiving i don't know about y'all but do it ready for mother thanksgiving i'm going to my hanging house and i ain't bringing nothing just coming through my damn thought i'm ready i'm ready to eat damn it they do it to me now it's time for you to start doing three i'm. I'm going to eight houses Thanksgiving. Lord, let me see it.

I'm going to eight houses. I'm eating every day. I'm working. I know when they expect they see me, they think they figure it's some money. And they ain't. And they ain't getting nothing from me. But how you doing? Thank God.

Blessed us to see another Thanksgiving. What you cook? Damn, I'm going to go down there and look at them damn pots. Them damn chickens, $40 a bucket. Never. Mama called me. Baby, I need about 20 buckets. I be damned.

I'm not fucking with you. I'm not fucking with you about no damn 20 buckets or no damn chickens. What's wrong with you, mama? I love you. But I'm not doing it. I put a plumpress already, mama. I'm bugging out. Me want him hell no. Who in here eat chilies?

Man, y'all let me know. Get in the comment section right now and let me know if you eat chilies. Man, who in here don't eat pork? Get in the comment section and let me know right now, man. Because if you don't eat pork, I need to get with you because I'm trying to get out meat man real talk i'm trying to eat better i'm trying to live a long time i'm trying to start drinking more water with coconut water whatever it is to get healthy that's what i'm willing to do um hopefully y'all willing to do the same thing right now but if you just not tuning into the show. I've been talking about the boxing over the weekend. I've been talking about Bud Crawford

defeating Israel. Madriamal, great fight, man. Great atmosphere. So a lot of events in L.A. It's a great thing in L.A. The gang was all there. The Crips was all there. They was all eating nachos and shit together. It was a beautiful thing

to watch, man. I ain't bullshit. I love to see them gang banging. Niggas come together and Crip walk and Bud walk together. It was a beautiful thing to watch, man. I ain't bullshit. I love to see them gang banging. Niggas come together and crip walk and blood walk together. Yeah, I thought Kimmy Lamar was the only one that could bring them together. But that motherfucker from Turkey brought everybody together. Shit. I ain't bullshit. Everybody will.

Vince Vaughn, well, he got more bags on his eye than anybody. But shit, he will. Stars was in the building. Vince Vaughn but he got more bags on his eye than anybody but you know Styles was in the building talked about Martin Bacove defeating Jared Anderson I didn't even talk about Luis Ruiz

that was a big heavyweight match there that motherfucker down there broke the ring how big they were it was a draw Ruiz man he's kind of I don't know man That's that. That motherfucker down there broke the ring. How big they were. It was a draw. Ruiz, man, he's kind of, I don't know, man. He's a big guy, man. He'll just be eating and eating and eating and eating. He's better than what he performed the other night.

But old boy did great, too. He did well. I can't lie. He lasted 12 rounds. A fight before that, they say he got knocked out in 12 rounds so I want to see what he can do as well Wilder where you at

I heard you ain't retiring where you at fam it's time to come back and do what you do best hopefully you done got what it's trying to to help you Bobby weave a little bit

on your one more last hurrah you got I like Wilder I talk shit about Wilder but I like Wilder man that's how I love all these players i don't know these people um i'm getting sure to motivate them in any kind of way i can and uh that's what it's

about motivation man it's a different kind of motivation though but i'm gonna give it to you because like i said i don't know these people personally but um but i know greatness when i see it and i don't see greatness damn it i'm gonna talk about it and um y'all should do it well some of y'all be at work and you know you know y'all be having an attitude i don't see greatness, damn it. I'm going to talk about it. And y'all should do it well. Some of y'all be at work. And, you know, y'all be having an attitude. I don't give a damn. If it ain't affecting me, I don't give a damn. It should.

If you see a coworker bullshitting, get on his ass and let him know, hey, fam, you bullshitting. Now, I don't know. So you can do what you do, but now you bullshitting. Now, we ain't going to have that. You want me doing horse playing all day at the job, get hurt. Now you want workers come. Now we ain't doing all that shit. Now I can't take off from work because your ass out. Hell no. You're gonna be doing horse playing all day at the job, get hurt. Now you're gonna workers come. Now we ain't doing all that shit.

Now I can't take off from work because your ass out. Hell no. You come into work, you straighten up, you do what you want to do, but damn it, you're gonna go by these rules. They hated me a while more. I was a supervisor. I come through, everybody get right. Shit, I tell on my own damn boss.

My own bullshit. I go to human resource on any damn body. True story. They were going to fire me. But guess what I did? I went to human resources and told them that my boss was trying to touch on me. I ain't lying. Come here.

I had an investigation on his head. I got paid for a whole year before they ended up laying me off. I'm not bullshitting. I'm dirty like that Do you did what they were gonna find me and I went to human resources and told them that my boss Was trying to touch on me sexually shit. They looked into that shit. It took him a whole year to find out It wasn't nothing but I guess what I done got a whole year of pain Yeah

Don't fuck with me. I'ma win every time pay. Damn. Don't fuck with me. I'm gonna win every time. I'm gonna win. Trash of the day? Going to Pitbull Crew. Trash. I don't want to hear your name. No motherfucking no and no big magic. Go fight

Devin. Devin, you want some revenge? Damn it, go fight him. Both of you. I want to see Devin Haney and Pitbull Crew fight. That's what I want to see Devin Haney and Pitbull Crew fight. That's what I want to see. And I don't want to hear all that. I don't want to fight him because he's going to run. No.

It look like you need to fight somebody to run because Jose Venezuela was on your ass like back pockets. They say we're hanging broken glass out in the road in LA. Them vatos was upset. They put all that money on Pitbull. Everybody did.

Did nobody see this shit coming? Did nobody see this coming but Jose Venezuela? I'm proud of you, fam. You did what you supposed to do. Even though you look like Doc Rivers on the house roof, I ain't said enough.

I'm proud of that guy. Man, that guy won another. Because, you know, I called Tank trash. I mean, not Tank. I called Cruz trash. Even though he's not trash. But his performance the other night was trash. That was supposed to have been a setup fight to even get back in the running with the rematch for Tank.

But that ain't happening, fam. I'm sorry, Pitbull. That ain't happening. My Mexican people, y'all gonna have to rally behind Jose Venezuela now. Y'all still got Canelo old ass. He ducking and dodging. Canelo

don't wanna fight nobody good. He don't wanna fight nobody motherfucking good. He ducking and dodging. And your first name, my Mexican friend, same way Mayweather do. No! Canelo! At 36, 36, whooped Canelo at 36, 36, whooped him, whooped his motherfucking ass, and it wasn't close either.

Like Bud fight, well, it wasn't no damn 84 or 75. Floyd won nine rounds to three. Nine to three, and I'm being generous with the three. I'm being generous with the three today, and y'all know

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a number of some great-ass boxing. I seen a man get knocked out with a straight jab. But Cody got the strength of Samson in the damn Bible. Y'all know I'm not bullshit. And he called him a little boy, too. He's a little boy. You ain't lying. Who gonna say something to him?

Jared didn't say a motherfucking thing after the interview. He was humble in that interview. Old boy was over there talking about they were replaying the fight. How he knocking him out. Jared was over there talking about they were replaying the fight, how he knocking them out. Jared was over there. Ain't nothing you can say, but the professionalism that Jared Anderson showed, I wish other professional athletes would show it. Even though the man got beat in front of thousands of people,

he hit his head high, walked out of there like a man. I'm going back to the gym. I'm going back to get it right. That's what it's all about. It's all about getting it right. I've been there. It's been time. I don't want to go in the bedroom and perform. I'm going to do the job I need to do. I'm on the edge of the bed

with my church socks on. She pat me on my back. It's going to be okay. Get up off me. Who am I? I'm going to be all these motherfucking honey packs. The reason why I couldn't perform the way I needed to because there was no damn honey packs in the damn stores. Two days later,

they restart. I'm winning though. I'm winning. That's no problem. Give me them. Which ones? I don't know. That could be $700. Give me them. Which one? I don't know. Might be $700. Come here. Cast them out.

Now, I got six more surprise right now. I'm dead. P.O. calling right now from Honeypack. You ain't getting down, fam. Hell no. You might have been the greatest on the field, but I'm the greatest in the bed giving them hoes a thrill come on come on I'm on fire today

I miss y'all man I don't know where y'all been where y'all been by school where y'all been on vacation I know I miss you cause the views ain't 30 light I mean where my people at man I had to think man people people got a life outside of getting on this YouTube and doing what they do they gonna get back to you but but they are barbecuing.

Some of y'all are stealing. I'm just saying. I don't understand why some of y'all like to steal. Stop it. I wish there was another country where you get caught stealing and get your hands cut off. They'll stop all that stealing shit. Real talk, man. Stop stealing, man.

And stop lying. If you ain't got it, you Real talk, man. Stop stealing, man. And stop lying. You ain't got it. You ain't got it. Stop it. You know what I mean? Keep showing up to them motherfucking bus stops and them schools and them little ass shows. And we can't. And some of you ain't even getting waxed.

Some of you getting lasers. Come here. They're finding out what's going on now. When I'm looking at them fine. Thank you. That's a laser Wax Lot of you women getting lasers and I love it But I can tell oh I can tell razor ball From waxes to lasers now and I must admit

And I must admit, I like them lasers. They say it hurt like hell, but it work. And it's effective. So when I go out and eat that seafood gumbo, just like I like it in New Orleans. Come here. Come here. I told you, dog, I can call all day. I'm not bullshitting. When you come on my show, believe that.

And we're going to get back to that tool later. And y'all come on here. And I want y'all to give me y'all pics. Y'all NFL pics. Keep in mind, I'm going to let y'all do y'all NFL pics on this show. Yeah, man. Dubs stepping the game up. Because, man, thanks to y'all. I'm feeling good these days. Birthday

tomorrow too. Oh, yeah. Birthday August 6th, y'all. Birthday tomorrow, y'all. Man, y'all go ahead, hit me up, give me a happy birthday shoutout. I really would appreciate it um for my birthday for me from y'all for my birthday what y'all could do for me man run the numbers up today run the numbers up today on this show run them through a roof let the world know bubba dub got real fan that love and support and love what he do love how he come out here and give his analyst on sports on life i know y'all been wanting to hear something about trump and

kamalia harry that's how i'm feeling that's how i'm feeling we ain't worried about them i'm worried about us everybody that's in tune tune with me is who I'm worried about. That's where my love at. That's where my friendship at. If somebody out there right now watching this show need help, go hang out to that bank and tell them I said give it to you. Don't steal. Go down there and tell them I said give it to you.

Real talk. Remember what I told y'all, man? Remember what I told you'all, man. Remember what I told you, what Coach Brian told me. A lot of people, a lot of people, man, cannot see what you're going to become. They only see what you used to be. Get away from those people. Get around positive people. Get around people that want to see you succeed. Stop telling your big ideals to small- those people. Get around positive people. Get around people that want to see you succeed.

Stop telling your big ideals to small-minded people. Keep that in mind. I see y'all when I see y'all. Thank y'all for watching the Bubba Dub Show over here on the volume. And we're doing good things. We're doing great things on this show. We're growing. We ain't in competition with nobody.

We only focus on us. You can catch me live on stage because that's where you need to see me at. On stage. I'm a dog. August 8th. This Thursday, Winning Street, Port Louisiana. At the 50 Cent event. Pull up on your boy,

man. It's going down. I promise you, it's going down in a major way. August 17th, it's going down in a major way. August 17th, you can catch me in East St. Louis. I'm in August 17th. I'm in East St. Louis. Pull up on your boy. August 22nd, August 23rd,

catch me in Oklahoma City at Bricktown Comedy Club. Grab them tickets right now. I'm on the 22nd. That's a Thursday at 7 o'clock show. Friday, I'm there at 7 and 9, Bricktown Comedy Club in Oklahoma. OK, see, the 24th and 25th, I'm in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Bricktown Comedy Club. Pull up. You need to see me on stage.

You need to see me. Call it B-State. You need to see this in person. Come see me in person. I see y'all when I see y'all. I'm out. The Volume.