Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Celtics DOMINATE Cavs, Luka Was TRASHH, L.T. or Ray Lewis?

Episode Date: May 8, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK reacting to the Boston Celtics dominant victory over the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals (1:30). Then, Dub goes off on Luka Doncic and the Dallas Mavericks after getting blown out on the road against the Oklahoma City Thunder and their young star Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (9:45). After, Bubba embraces debate and asks his fans who they’re riding with: Lawrence Taylor or Ray Lewis (24:00)? Additionally, we debate Bobby Brown vs. Ginuwine (31:00), and who was the better defensive NBA point guard between Chris Paul and Gary Payton (35:00). Finally, Charles Barkley’s makeup artist wins Trashh of the Day (39:30). (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume leaving Cavaliers yesterday. Yeah, 120 to 95, wasn't even no damn game. Yeah, Jalen Brown showed up. The real Jalen Brown showed up. The one used to go with Bernice Burgos. Come here. Y'all know Bernice? Yeah, she might be 45, but she fine.

Come here. I know some of y'all young women be mad at Bernice. She still, she sleeping with the young dude. Mind your business. Yeah, because you ain't got that step internal no Mind your business. Yeah, because you ain't got that snap and turtle no more. Huh? Yeah, because you ain't got that snap and turtle no more.

Don't get you a mean to start hating. I ain't got, I ain't never, I ain't, yeah, you ain't got nothing but a orca. Yeah, it belong in the sea world. Not in the real ocean. You belong in sea world, baby. But back to the game. Jalen Brown balled out. Had 32 points. Jason back to the game. Jalen Brown balled out. Had 32 points.

Jason Tatum had 18. Blowout. That's all it simply was, a blowout. Wasn't even close. I don't think Cleveland Cavaliers going to win the damn game. I'm sorry, Cleveland. I know the Do-Go Browns played good this year. I know Cleveland.

But I'm just saying, y'all a little bit overmatched for this series. Donovan Mitchell had 33. That was good, fam. That's what you got to do. You got to score in the 30s enough, but it wasn't enough. LeBron rolling over in Brentwood House in LA right now, the way y'all look yesterday. Make it make sense. Oh, duh. Well, you know, Cleveland can make adjustments. Yeah, to their flight schedules when they're going to make it make sense. Oh, duh. Well, you know, Cleveland can make adjustments. Yeah. To their flight schedules when they going to make their goddamn trip. That's the only adjustment they going to be making. Because they on their way to Cancun, too.

Ain't shitting Cleveland. Bone thugs and homies rolling over in their grave right now. Just being real. Just being hungers right now. Man, it's sad, man. You get into the playoffs and you're supposed to play better and better Better competition But man, Boston ain't playing nobody I'm really upset

I'm really upset Bill Russell rolling over in his damn grave right now Where's the competition at? It's what I want to know Where's the competition? I like competition I'm competing with my baby mama boyfriend right now He went out there and bought one of them old ass scat packs.

I got a new one. Come here. I got the real him in. He got a shimmy. That's all he got. She trying to tell him, trying to tell me he a better man than me. No, he ain't. What, since he a better man than me, they say he'll be a better man than me when his ass go to jail. I already told cops.

He's selling dope. Yeah, he's selling meth. Getting his ass out to jail i already told cops he's selling dope yeah he's selling meth getting his ass out of him and if it'll take me from my family i ain't got nowhere else to go to you over the leg up under my ac never told y'all i don't play fair i play dirty real dirty and i'm gonna go to church next sunday and hug his mama until she's looking younger by the day, even though I can set her son up. Come here. Come here. Work of God.

Don't work of the devil. Come here. I don't get your ass in the wash. I'm going to get your ass in the rinse. Come on, dog. That ain't right. Mind your business. I'll put your ass right along with him.

You be right now with him. Both of you right levels. And you ain't got no ink. Come here. Real talk. with him both for your writing levels and you ain't got no ink come here real talk if you just not tuning in right now talking about the Boston Celtics put it on the Cleveland Cavalier 133 to 95 shouldn't even put that shit on tv if you ask me and why every time I turn on TNT Charles Barkley glowing like a damn pumpkin come here all that damn makeup on that grown man. Stop it. That's a grown man.

Troy Barkley, 67. He grew up with Red Fox. Same color, if you ask me. Donald Mills, you got to score more than 33, fam. You got to score 50. If you don't want to get swept, you got to score 50. Brown did it. You wearing that Cleveland Cavalier jersey? Nigga, it means something.

It means you a champion. You come from championship DNA. Y'all know LeBron won one with the Cleveland and lost plenty more with him. That's okay. Come on, Dunham. You got to get one game from Boston. They tend to lay down, man. They tend to play down the competition sometimes.

Give me one game, Dunham, and I won't hold it against you, fam. I swear to God, I won't hold it against you. I'm really feeling good because Jay Le Brown ain't with Bernie no more. She left him. Yeah, you go on and choose your career. Shit, I ain't got no career, Bernie. Come here. Shit, I got bank hours.

I show up to this podcast anytime I want. Come here. I ain't got Jalen Brown money, but I got everything else he ain't got. Come here. He ain't got time. I got plenty. Yeah, I got time like a prisoner. Shit, I'm reading books. I'm getting smart again. Yeah, I know 5 plus 5 now. See, I know that.

Come on. Come on. I'll let you boil. If you're just not tuning into this show, we rocking and rolling today. Boston ran through Cleveland, as like I said. I seen y'all in the chat. Y'all were going live yesterday in the chat. Let's get my chat up to a thousand. Stop playing with me. I be seeing y'all on everybody's post. He here and ha ha. Sharing that shit. I want y'all to do the same for me. Come here.

Some of y'all got the faith of a mustard seed. Not me. I believe. Damn, I'm like Martin Luther King. I had a dream too. Martin Luther King was a man like me and you. He would get them some on them damn trips. Do you hear me? That million man more shit. He would get them some on them damn trips. Do you hear me?

That million man Martin, shit, he was stopping and getting them some. And I don't blame him. Martin, do you want grits? Hell yeah. I like them thick. Some of y'all like sugar on y'all grits. Some of us like salt. Well, sugar and salt all look the same.

Do you hear me? Shit, y'all trying to make fun of him. Trying to say Martin Luther King wasn't a good man because he would get him some, you know, meow on the side. Mind your business. Mind your business. We rocking and rolling today. More NBA playoff talk on the way. Yeah, I got some games for y'all to play too.

Y'all going to love this. Let's go. Before I even get into OKC and Dallas, let me give a second to my white friends out there, my white folks. Stop inviting black people to them damn potlucks. knowing y'all ain't seasoning that damn food. Stop it. We be damn about to die eating that bullshit. 20 pounds of brisket. Trash.

Invite somebody over black that you know. I'm pretty sure y'all know some black. Let them season that damn meat. Am I the only one? I'm just being, call my Mexican friend. Let them season the damn meat, white people. Stick to bringing observes and drinks and napkins. Don't y'all bring no damn food.

My white friend showed up to my uncle's friend room, bringing potato salad with raisins. Who going to eat that shit? You ain't going to have a nigga ask me, sorry for your loss. Did y'all enjoy the potato salad? Hell no. See, I'm an honest friend. I can't lie to you. I got to be real and keep it 100 with you

Hey, you know, we didn't enjoy what it said she didn't try it. Whatever long Hell, I even took a scoop out and bring it home to my dog My dog wouldn't eat that shit My dog say man, I'd rather go to the dog pound and Leo didn't eat this bullshit at food You can brought to this house. You know how they make me feel as a dog owner? I'm a dog-loving, law-abiding citizen. Even though my dog ain't got no shots,

I'll sell him to you like he got all of them. Come here. Come here. I'll sell you a puppy knowing it got parvo. Come here. Yeah, I want $7500 and no refund. Yeah. Show back up to my house if you want to. I'm calling the police.

What seemed to be the problem? They was threatening me. Damn right. I do that to get my way. Yeah, jail is not the way for me. No, sir. I was in jail two days, y'all. Two days.

But they had gave me 10 years. But I did two days. Yep. I ain't lying Everybody like Duh How you come on Shit

COVID Shit Got my COVID man Jail crowded I'm here now What's happening Went right back to my old plug Get me some

Talking about I'm hot I ain't hot But you gonna be If you gonna give me what I want I bet you that I bet you that But hey man I ain't mean to get off track, y'all.

I'm just telling y'all my story, man, my life, you know, stuff I went through. You know what I'm talking about, man. Anyway, man, back to the game tonight. OKC ran through the Dallas Mavericks tonight. Ran through them. Wasn't close, Luka. 19 points. Huh?

Five turnover? Trash. Six for 19. That ain't going to do it. Luka, you play like you constipated. What's wrong with you? You can have three, four games on. You playing like your stomach hurt. I'm gonna need you to be ready to ball.

You riding around in this damn Mustang car with the Jordan paint on. They're playing like Jordan then. The whole Dallas sick right now. Michael Irvin rolling over in powder right now. Allegedly. I'm getting money now. Michael Irvin rolling over in powder right now. Legitly.

I'm getting money now. I know you niggas might try to sue me. I'm broke. I ain't got nothing. I ain't got nothing for you. Kyrie, 20 points. That ain't going to do it, fam. You were 7-14, 50% from the field, but you had four turnovers.

That ain't going to do it, Kyrie. I'm going to need you to play better, fam. I'm going to need you to focus. I'm going to need you to focus like Kanye was when he was trying to watch Kim Kardashian when she was giving that thing up. Yeah, he was Kanye's hand. When she got with him, he returned. He became Jesus. Them damn Kardashians are running you crazy.

Had Lamar hold him. Had Lamar hold him. He radiated red hot running behind Khloe. Come here. When they found Lamar hold him, he was one of them brothels. Pills everywhere. Come here. Y'all thought it was Sk wanted them brothels. Pills everywhere. Come here. Y'all thought it was Skiggers and Starburst.

No, it wasn't. It was their work. I know a worker when I see one. That time he was talking about he was eating all that candy. Shit, boy, you on that dope. That good dope at that. Your money alone. I know you get the best.

Back to the game, though. I got to look offhand. SGA balled out. Looked like the MVP. Daddy Eels. Shep. Shep Hungry. He ain't but 130 pounds, 7'6".

Balling. Williams ball. William off the bench ball. Wiggins ball. You ain't going to beat a team like that when they bench giving them productive minutes, productive points. You ain't going to beat a team like that, y'all. Like I said, I still got the Mavs and something, but they're going to have to sell me something. Mark Cuban, drunk ass, over there talking.

Y'all going to get Jason Kidd that money too early. You can't pay a black person, see, before they do the job. You got to pay them afterwards. Y'all know that? You paid me before the job, shit. I'm going to have a way to do it. And talk shit, shit. I'm already paying.

I ain't doing no tripping. You pay a man after he do the job. halfway do it and talk shit shit i'm already paying i ain't doing no trip you're paying man after he do the job damn well jesse kid full of uh 1942 tequila right now by the way holla at me 1942 it's one of my favorite drinks holla at your boy but anyway though they was the game was okc uh last night um man like i say man sga's on another level. The way he's able to penetrate, stop on a dime, pull up, draw contact, get to the free throw line. It's demoralizing to a defense, man. You can play great defense, but he's still finding a way to go to the free throw line. Then y'all want to start doubling him, Jason Keyes, kicking the guy.

They're hitting open shots. OKC rolling right now. I'm still not changing my prediction on that game. No, I ain't changing. I ain't changing no prediction at the guy. They're hitting open shots. OKC rolling right now. I'm still not changing my prediction on that game. I ain't changing no prediction of the game. Now, I already know. Let's say OKC win the next one. Boom. They up 2-0. Then y'all got to come back to the Dallas Shag. That's on me, baby.

Southside the Riddles. Tom Tom. Y'all come back to Dallas. And you know who's going to be the whole cowboy. Dak, Dak, Dak, going to be in the building. Michael Parsons going to be in the building. Michael Pawson going to be in the building. Might even get Jerry Jones, Stephen Jones. Maybe that old-ass dog of Jerry Jones might be there. Dallas going to be packed.

Everybody going to be there. I can see Dallas winning the next two in Dallas too. Tying this series up. Don't think this series over just by what y'all seen OKC do last night. Don't do it. Don't get caught up in the hype. Like I said, Luka played like he was constipated. I expect him to play a whole lot better than what he played

yesterday and last night. I really do. Man, I'm just a fan of the game, y'all. Man, I know some of y'all be like, man, the Lakers out there. Be quiet. Never. Never. Damn the Lakers.

They lay down like my father, who didn't want to raise me. We men, we rise like yeast. Come here. We rocking and rolling every day over on the Bubba Dubba Show. Five days a week, we don't stop. I'm going to need y'all to continue to hit the like button, y'all. I'm going to need y'all to continue getting in the chat and keep chatting. Guess what, though?

You know I'm going to add a little wrinkle to the show. I know you saw it yesterday. Yeah, I gave my number out. You can call and text. Keep chatting. Guess what, though? You know I'm going to add a little wrinkle to the show. I know you saw it yesterday. Yeah. I gave my number out. You can call and text. I'm going to hit you up and ask, do you want to be a part of this show? And if you do, you're going to be on this show. And when you're on part of this show, you're shared.

You're shared everywhere. You're shared to your family members. Look, I was on the Bubba Dub show. Y'all shared it for me. And guess what? Them numbers are going to get to running like i was when i running from the police come here we'll be right back more nba playoff talk on the way man i got something to say man we back but i got something to say it's something that's been

bothering me i want y'all to stop babysitting other people kids knowing you ain't got no damn food call to me well we ain't got this snack You knew that before. Hell, I brought my kids over and you ain't have no damn food. Talk about cash app. You ain't no money on my damn cash app. You know I ain't paying you till I get my check. No, any damn way. Now, I got to call all my homeboys and everybody else to gather up $11, $12 to sit in the aisle so y'all can get something to eat. You shouldn't have volunteered. Don't call me no damn more on my job. I ain't got no PTO. My boss down my throat. My girl cheating. Damn it, my car messing up. I'm going through a storm. I'm going to need you

to bear with me. Pipe down. Pipe down a little bit. Shit get hot. I start doing things I don't normally do. Fabricating stories like Drake. Ain't no damn shooting in that house, fam. You trying to get out of rapping. Stop it. You ain't getting out of this one, BBL Drizzy.

Your ass going to keep rapping until you fall out. We ain't just going to let you get us winning the candy, a.k.a. K-GOT. You going to battle for this one? Damn it, you going to battle. My bad, y'all. Man, I get off track sometimes.

I don't understand how I'm feeling in my life right now. I want to get baptized, y'all. I want off track sometimes. Man, I'm going. Y'all don't understand how I'm feeling in my life right now. Man, I want to get baptized, y'all. I want to get baptized. I want to change my life, y'all. I want to do right. I got a confession. Man, I got to set up 900 people, man. I'm talking about most of them, family members and friends.

I got to set them down. Everybody keep wondering why my time is ghost time. I sent their ass to jail. I'm cleaning this of FRIM. I can send them down. Everybody keep wondering why my time is ghost time. I sit there at the jail, cleaning shit up right now. I need to down my wallet for what I've been doing. I've been putting in work. Y'all don't even know. I be running off and having meetings. Y'all don't even know nothing about it.

I'm talking about real meetings. They proud of me. What I've been able to do in my community. Cleaning it up, man. Ain't no drugs. None of that in my community. You know what I'm talking about? It's a beautiful thing, man, you know. I want to invite y'all to my ceremony I'm having, too.

Yeah, man, they're doing big things in the community. I even sent my grandma around, too, man. My grandma been in jail four years now. She talking about she taking the court. Don't you take that shit to court, granny? Don't you take it to trial? She talking about she taking the court. Don't you take that shit to court, Granny? Don't you take it to trial? She talking about she going to trial.

Shit, I'm the co-defender? Come here, Granny. You can live your life. Let me live mine. Hell going on with you. Shit. Hit that like button, subscribe button, man.

We have fun over here, man. We tell stories, man. We have a ball on the bubble dub. So we don't just talk sports. We talk everyday live I know some of y'all right now On y'all job right now Sick of y'all damn boss

And y'all talk shit to everybody about your boss But to your boss face You gonna say a damn thing I been now That was me Man, that's hell with my boss I get my other workers together We all saying F the boss and all that shit

But when I go in that office I tell the boss everything they said I but when i go in that office i tell the boss everything they said i ain't said shit come here come here wonder why y'all ain't getting no raise shit it ain't gone it ain't your time it's me shit i'm the one stopping you from getting that two dollar raise fam i bet i got it i bet shit i bet it's regular gas in my car i ain't worked my way up to premium yet But I'm still regular Come on

Y'all running out here trying to be big bank And all that trying to get that pressure I'm on ratchet Come on Yeah, come on Got to enjoy this, man Got to enjoy life, man I understand y'all

I'm just like y'all I ain't no different I got bills just like y'all got bills A lot of family members calling me. Oh, I'm so proud of you, Bubba. God got favor on you. Can you let me borrow this and that? Yeah, call me back in 15 minutes.

Yeah, and when they do, block. See, I'm blocking all distractions. You ain't been trying to help me. Don't try to help me now. Yeah, y'all just want to help me spend my money. And I ain't going to do it. Never. I'm enjoying my ends.

Real talk. And I'm still eating Roman noodles it. Never. I'm enjoying my ends. Real talk. And I'm still eating ramen noodles. Ain't nothing changed. Yes, sir. Chick talking about she want to go on a date. Steak and shake. Come here. Steak and shake.

All you going to get from Doug. Come here. And afterwards, I'm expecting something. And I ain't expecting no kiss. Yeah. We good, though. We having a good time on this show, man. Hit the like button.

Hit the subscribe button, man. We rocking and rolling. More NBA playoff talk on the way, man. Stay good, though. We having a good time on this show, man. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button, man. We rocking and rolling. More NBA playoff talk on the way, man. Stay tuned, man. Y'all know what it is, Knicks Pacers. Who you got? Knicks won round one. I mean, first game.

I told you, I'm rat celebrating the new NYC. Fireworks. I talking with Drake Alicia Keys playing new NYC. Fireworks. I'm talking with Drake Alicia Keys playing a song playing again. Fireworks. Yeah, y'all remember that first album, Drizzy Drop, a classic. Y'all keep playing with BBL Drizzy. Acting like he ain't really ain't that guy. Stop it.

I know he ain't built like that. That's why he got the BBL. I keep telling y'all this. We ain't going to do no hate. We keeping it 100, man. Knicks Pacers, like I say, Knicks won game one. Let's see what the Pacers come out of game two and do. What adjustment Rick Carlisle is going to make?

Because you know he's going to make a jump. Tyrese Halliburton, you got to play better, fam. You got to play better than what you've been playing. Man, you've really been playing like ass on the cool. I'm going to call you out. You know I rock with you. I support you. But you've been playing like ass.

Time for you to step up to the plate. You got the whole Indiana riding on you. Yeah, Reggie Miller. The ghost of Reggie Miller. The ghost of Jermaine Neal. Rick Smith. Huh? Do I need to keep going on?

Miles Turner. Come on. Jalen Rose. Ron Ortiz. Stack Five. Jamal Tinsley. Come on. Come on.

What y'all going to do in New York, man? Bright Lights, Big City. Jamal Tinsley. Come here. Come here. What y'all going to do in New York, man? Bright lights, big city. Camel Face Jay-Z might be there. Nah, you know, it could be an ether again. You know how game one was. Game two could be another ether. I'm looking for Indiana to bounce back.

Somehow, someway, I think Indiana will win game two, y'all. I don't know. Y'all can call me crazy. Call me out of my mind. You can call me Batman. You can call me crazy. Yo, I've leaned on me. I'm riding with the Indiana Pac win game two, y'all. I don't know. Y'all can call me crazy. Call me out of my mind. You can call me bad, man. You can call me crazy. Yo, I've leaned on me. I'm riding with the Indiana Pacers game two. I think, man, I think Bronson might go for 40 again.

It's going to be the fifth straight game. I think Bronson go for 40 again if Indiana don't make adjustments. If they're going to make no adjustments, if they're going to make no kind of adjustments on Jalen Bronson, then that man going to go for over 40 again. What y'all think, though, man? How y'all feeling about this game that's coming up?

Do y'all got the Pacers winning? Y'all got the Knicks winning? Or y'all got them winning? Margin winning or a big win? Y'all get in the comment section and let me know, man. I really want to know right now. get in the comment section and let me know, man. Like, I really want to know right now. Get in the comment section. Let your boy Dub know who you got for game two, Knicks or Pacers.

I'm waiting. We're going to have fun. I'm going to play a game with y'all, too. We're going to switch it to the NFL because I know I'll be having NFL fans who are going to give a damn about basketball. So I'm working. I'm working as I go. I'm going to mix this shit in between, but we're going to have a debate right here, a nice debate.

Who you got? Ray Lewis or Lawrence Taylor? You know they play two different positions. Look, I think both of them being MVP's. If you had to start your team, your defense, who you starting it with? Ray Lewis or you starting it with? Lawrence Taylor. For me, because I can't fight, I love a killer.

And there ain't but one killer out in between them. Like Ray Lewis, allegedly. But it's on his record. Killer. And killers know killers. All I'm saying is, I'm riding with Ray Lewis, man. What he was able to do with that Baltimore organization. Played with one team his whole career. Played with one team his whole career.

Played with one team his whole career. I think maybe Lawrence Mayer did it, too, if I ain't mistaken. But Ray Lewis was something special, y'all. I don't know if y'all remember them Eddie Joyce battles. Man, it was just a sight to see to watch Ray Lewis do what he do and do what he came from from that murder situation that happened that he beat. Thank God that he beat or whatever. And to turn into one of the best linebackers to ever play this game is just

simply amazing. That's not trying to take away enough from what Lawrence Taylor did. He's still going down. He's probably one of the greatest defensive players ever. They probably got Lawrence Taylor ranked number one. What he was able to do with the New York Giants, man, the guy was raw. Lawrence Taylor, raw. But the question that I'm saying is who would you want to start your team with?

Would it be Ray or would it be Lawrence Taylor? And for me, I'm starting with that middle linebacker, man, that guy that's communicating, that guy that's getting everybody together, the guy when the team ain't got it. He root wrong and in they face and picking them up when they down. You need a leader. You need a motivator. Not to talk about nobody flawed, but Lauren Taylor was somewhere

snorting powder. When I really need my leader in the middle of the wolf pack leading, by example, showing up to practice early, staying late, lifting weights, mentoring, still being a father, still getting out there, Showing up to practice early. Staying late. Lifting weights. Mentoring. Still being a father. Still getting out there. Icky, icky. You know, I'm just saying, though.

I would want to start my team with Ray Lewis. Nothing against Lawrence, man. Hall of Famer. Man, love him to death, man. And he's a better football player than Ray Lewis. That's not the question. Who's the better? I'm saying who you want to start your team with.

And I would start with Ray Lewis. But we know Lawrence Taylor's one of them more. It'll never be another Lawrence Taylor. I don't think it'll never be another Ray Lewis. I don't think it'll never be another baby mama like mine. She fire. That's why every boyfriend she get

I send him higher Send him to jail That's why I send him Man you know your girl got a new boyfriend When? That's when I start doing my investigation Come here Come here

Then I like to ride by there and pick Yeah and call her What's going on over here? And like I already don't know what it is Nothing knows it Oh something going on over here? And like, I already don't know what it is. Nothing knows. Oh, something going on? Somebody going to jail? Yeah.

Guess who's back in the picture? Me. Yep. I ain't there for them kids. I'm there for her. Come here. But who would you rather start your team with, man? Ray Lewis.

Lawrence Taylor. I say Ray Lewis. I'm not talking about who's the better player. So, y'all even get in there. Get in the comment section. Let me know right now. Dub, you tripping, man. I'm going with Lawrence, man. You're going to know. I'm not talking about who's the better player. So, y'all even get in there. Get in the comment section. Let me know right now. Dub, you tripping, man. I'm going with Lauren, man.

You're going to know. I know I got some old schools on him. I know y'all finna be going at it. I'm with it. I'm with that. I can take the heat. Bring it on. This is what we do on the Bubba Dub Show.

Enlighten me. Teach me. Teach me. We'll be right back, man. Stay tuned, man. We rocking and rolling over here today. Another OMB trivia for y'all. Who y'all got?

Silk or H-Town? Y'all already know who I'm going with. Going with H-Town. Somebody rocking, knocking new boots. Hey, man, if y'all don't know nothing about H-Town, y'all tripping, man. I got to ride with H-Town. It's Dino, you know. Oh, man. Y'all just don't understand, man. Music with Ace Ty It's Dino, you know Oh, man

Y'all Y'all just don't understand, man Music ain't the same No more like it used to be I'm just being real, man All we got is Poggin' Nose Chris Brown now

Domestic Violence Trey Song Man Joe performing for the I mean, what's his name? Tank performing for the other team We ain't even getting that Junior Wine falling off stage And lost his knees What's his name? Tank performing for the other team. We ain't going to even get it in that.

Genuine falling off stage and lost his knees. You might as well perform in a damn wheelchair, Genuine. I love you, fam. Don't get it wrong. I love you, Genuine. But I ain't seen your ass fall off stage six, seven times. Boy, you drunk. But if you ain't, boy, you need some new shoes.

You need some Skeltures. You need them Joel Embiid shit. You need some. The way you moving and dancing and all that. And then your hair be wet and that dye. Because you know you're saying you're getting old. You got gray. You're going to dye your hair.

That black shit getting in your eye. And you can't see. That might be why you falling off stage, fam. I'm just saying. Stop dyeing your shit, man. Let it be gray. You know what I'm saying? You want to get old.

You want to be old, man. Real talk, man. Y'all need to start embracing getting old, man. Y'all don't want people to know you're getting old, man. That ain't what it do. Then when God call you home early, he show you leave early. Shit, he ain't want to leave. He want to get old. Y'all stop messing with God's work. A lot of you women coming in here, booty flat like pancakes. You want to run down there in Miami and get work. Then you go down there and get the work done. Come back home. Booger juice everywhere.

Now you can't sleep. Sick. Body deformed. Build like a box of cereal. No. Stay the way you are. If people don't love you the way you are, then you don't need them. Then you don't need them, man.

For me personally, I like the work done by the dog. I didn't get it worked on. I'll be right here. I ain't going nowhere. Come here. Can't catch nothing that see plastic. Come here. That shit is going to go over your head, but y'all are going to catch it one of these days, man.

Real talk, man. Y'all are going to catch it one of these days, though. But, man, man, we having fun on this Bubba Dub show, man. I want y'all to get in the comment section right now, man. Let me know y'all loving this show. Things y'all would like for me to improve on. Hey, man, let's talk things y'all would like for the comment section right now, man. Let me know y'all loving this show. Things y'all would like for me to improve on. Hey, man, let's talk things y'all would like for me to talk about, man. We could talk about any and

everything, but like I said, my pick will be H-Town. I know y'all going to get in the comments and put y'all songs. What songs y'all like the best? I got Silk and H-Town. Put Silk five best songs up. Put H-Town best five songs up, and I bet you H-Town beat them. I bet you H-Town. Put Silk 5 best songs up. Put H-Town best 5 songs up. And I bet

you H-Town be good. I bet you H-Town be Silk. Stay tuned. Trash of the day coming up. We got some Motabase coming up. It don't stop. Motabase? Come on, dog. You trippin'. No, I ain't. No, I ain't. We gonna talk about it. I'll be right back.

Who y'all got? Dog, where you going with this? Who you got? Bobby Brown or Junior Wine? Give me Crooked Mile, Bobby Brown. Come here. It's my prerogative. Yeah, when he was on that work. That work made him say it's my prerogative. That album,

when you hear that album come out, Bobby Brown play, y'all. What is it? 1987, 88? I think Babyface wrote it. Who? Babyface? With Tenderoni? Y'all uh was it 1987 88 i think babyface wrote it who babyface uh but tenderoni y'all keep forgetting y'all keep forgetting i only did bobby brown had a late great whitney houston he had janet jackson too y'all didn't see that documentary come here joe jackson could keep a tab on them kids when they got grown he couldn't whoop them no more Come here Michael was somewhere off Michael was 33 years old In a tree

Uh Reading coloring Playing coloring books Something wrong with Michael I love him But he wasn't all the way there And y'all know it I ain't say he did all that to them kids

I don't believe he did nothing That to them kids All I'm saying is Michael wasn't right in the head That's all I'm saying Oh I pick a Michael We miss you We really do

Back to Bobby Brown. Genuine. Genuine got hits. In those jeans. Hey, the difference is. Ain't you. Hey, Genuine had hits. Y'all stop playing with Genuine.

Put some respect on Genuine. But I think there'll be a good versus. Bobby Brown versus Genuine. Who you got? I'm riding with Bobby Brown good versus. Bobby Brown versus Genuine. Who you got? I'm riding with Bobby Brown. Mr. Telephone Man, something's wrong with my line. When I dial my baby's number. Hey, y'all don't know nothing about that.

You know, I'll be out here in Texas. I like to chop the screw by. Screw? Y'all don't know. Oh, I pick a screw? Y'all don't know nothing about that DJ screw, man Yeah, they real, sir They real, sir

They activist That's what they be Never I can't mess with screw, man All I pick is screw, man Hey, man, those are times, man You put that screw on, man Listen to Fat Pat, man

Listen to Kiki, man I'm coming down, man All I pick is poke All I pick is to them legends, man Big Hulk, man Something about the South, man I've been everywhere in the Pope. R.P. to them legends, man. Big Hope, man. Something about the South, man. I've been everywhere in the world, y'all, but ain't nothing like the South, baby. I'm trying to tell you, ain't nothing like the South.

Square business. Get in the comment section, man, right now, man. Let me know what y'all think. Who y'all got, man? Who you got, man? Real talk. You got Bobby Brown or you got Genuine. You really can't lose.

There really ain't no losers in this. There really ain't no losers. But I feel like Bobby Brown had a run like nobody had. Like, this man left his group, went solo. Yeah, Camille came out with hits after hits after hits. Got a little big head. I understand. Got on that pile.

A little too damn much. Then he ended up getting with Whitney. And Whitney was on it too Y'all didn't even know it Y'all want to blame Bobby Whitney was already on that A1 Yolo She was on that white girl Y'all pick a Whitney

Damn you Ray J Anyway I'm back Let me get focused again I always want Put them thangs on Ray J Who you got? Bobby Brown, Junior Wine I'm going with Junior Wine, man

Then we're going to flip it Then we're going to flip it How you going to flip it, dog? We're going to flip it to the NBA Defensive Who you got? Gary Payton or Chris Paul? In they prime

Well, I'm going to be honest with you We talking about defense Got to go with the glove Got to go with GP Got to Chris Paul? Nah He used to play Tough defense

But he ain't never Just locked nobody down Like Gary Payton When locking players down Gary Payton was getting The people head He was talking dog shit Yeah your mama got her

On her chin That's Gary Payton Chris Paul over here Trying to get you What is that State form That's what he's trying To get you some insurance

He ain't trying to win No damn game. You see what him and Harden did down here in this H-Town? Nothing. Kiki had to put out a fire album. Can't rain forever. H-Town coming, though. Y'all got Yadoka, and he will stroke her.

It won't be long. Breaking news, Yadoka strikes again. Come here. Come here. Told you about coming to these practices. Come here. But who you got, though, man? Defensive-wide, man. GP,

CP3, I'm riding with the glove every day, all day. Now, if we would win offense, I would've had to go with C. I would've had to go with Clifford. I would've had to go with Clifford. We win offense to come. Once upon a time, once upon a time, CP3 was that guy. Stop

playing. CP3 will get you 35 and 15. Real talk. Come out of Wake Forest. Y'all better stop playing with me today, man. Y'all better stop playing with me. Y'all know CP3 will like that on offense. But we ain't talking about offense.

We talking about defense. And I'm riding with GP. Get in the comment section right now and let me know. Dude, I'm riding with GP. Nah, I'm riding with CP3, man. You tripping, man. Oh, man, I was too young to watch Jerry Payton. I don't know. Man, I've seen both of them play.

I'm riding with GP. Who you got? Let me know. I told you, I'm dropping five games a week, Monday through Friday. If you can't watch me, you can listen to me on Apple Podcast or Spotify. Come on. All you got to do is press play. Come here.

You should bop, bop, bop, bop. We're on the fire. We're turning up. Trash of the day coming up. Who y'all think I'm going to give it to? You never know. Anybody can get it with me. Mama, daddy, cousin, baby mama, pastors.

It don't matter. Come here. Let's go. They telling me now that WNBA women Are just not being able To fly private What them hoes been taking Groundhound buses Come on man

Y'all wrong For treating them women like that Y'all wrong man And some of them women fine And I do mean fine Like a ticket on the dash Camille I got my eyes

On something right now Angela Reese Camille I know you down there in Louisiana eating crawfish. I know you down there eating them crawfish and crappies. Come down here. I got flounder. Come down here. Straight out of the Gulf. Davison. All I got to do is wash it off. Come here. You think you sick? You'll be well tomorrow. Come here. Come here, Angela Reese. I got my eyes on you baby you know I

got eyes for you and nobody else Caitlin Clark come here I know I know y'all don't look at her like that but I do come here milk of magnesia when my stomach ill come here I'm an electric ill I shock you come here come here WNBA y'all wrong for treating them ladies like that I don't like it man I'm taking the stance I'm willing to get out here and advocate and march and do all this for a day where Angela Reese gets your boy. Come here. I know I'm supposed to keep my kids this weekend, but I'd rather

be with you. I'd rather be with you. Oh. I call my kids and tell them to disappoint me. Daddy ain't going to be here again. But that's okay. I'm there in spirit. Look at your new stepmom.

Ain't she tall? You're going to have a tall brother or another sister. Come on. I'm all about satisfying myself. I spent my whole life satisfying everybody else. Now it's time for me to satisfy me. You know what I'm talking about? So I'm not a selfish person.

I'm just a me person. You know what I'm saying? I I'm not a selfish person I'm just a me person you know what I'm saying I'm taking care of me WNBA you got to do better trash of the day coming up y'all stay tuned I'm tired of Ryan left hook Garcia talking about he ain't got nothing in his system well you might not got steroid but your rabbit ain't got coronas in your damn system that's a steroid enough who really drunk corona with my SA friend? Shit, two bills, I'm drunk. Come here. That's why Ryan didn't feel shit. He was on Coronas.

And get the cow Trump funky ass get back in office. Let me tell y'all something, Trump. I don't want to hear no more of that Mexican talk. Billing walls about sending the illegal immigrants back. I don't want to hear that shit no damn more. I'm not letting y'all take health away from me and my damn family. Do you hear me? I have yet. I have yet.

I have yet. Find one white person, one black person, going to paint my house, trim my bushes, mow my yard, wash my kids. For $100 and a pack of Coronas, I ain't found nobody yet. But Hector, so Trump, when you get your pale peach ass in the office, slow down on the Mexican talk. Or me, you gonna have some problems. That's all I'm saying. I'm with you. I'm with you now. You know I need them PPP loans. I need them. I need five million for them. Come here. I need it all forgiven too. Come here. I'm gonna lose it all. I'm gonna trick it all too. These five, four million, tricking big. Get my gift back. Preach your wife. Come here. I'm going to lose it all. I'm going to trick it all, too. These five, four million, tricking big.

Get my get back. Preach your wife. Come here. I know I ain't never had no Cadillac like Pastor, but I do now. Come here. Yeah, mink coat like Frank Lucas. Come here. We're going to bet Javante Davis and Frank Morton fight with the Chinchillong in the summer.

Come here. Yeah. I'm going to have my own private jet. Real talk. Trash of the day coming up, man. I ain't playing with y'all. My trash of the day. Going to Charles Barkley Makeup Artist.

Stop putting that shit on Unc's face like that, man. I told y'all Unc look like a glowed up damn Halloween pumpkin. Stop it. Damn Jack Lander looking ass. Stop it. Stop it, man. He don't need all that. But you got acne on your face, boy. Barkley't need all that. But you got acne on your face,

boy. Buckle 65. No, you ain't got acne on your face, man, that you trying to cover up. Man, just come on there like Shaq. Black and ashy. Come on there like Shaq. Shaq don't curl. Don't you say nothing either, Shaq. Don't you say a me-me-ta-ta. Your bad feet having ass. Don't you say nothing? You need some sculptures too. Told y'all, trash of the day going to Charles Barkley, makeup artist. If you love today, show me. Well, is this the way you can show me you love it? Sure. Screenshot it and share it to me. We rocking and rolling each and every day over here. Let me tell y'all something. Your show been presented by who? This show has been presented by Prospects.

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