Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - CLARESSA SHIELDS KNOCKED THE DREADS OUT OF PERKINS! PAPOOSE TYING SHOES?! 50 CENT WILDIN’ AGAIN!
Episode Date: February 4, 2025Bubba Dub is back, and we got a LOADED episode! Bubba calls out all of the Mexicans that voted for Trump plus Claressa Shields proved AGAIN why she’s the GWOAT this weekend! Undefeated, un...disputed, and still running women’s boxing like a boss. Bubba breaking down her dominance and what’s next for the champ!Meanwhile, Papoose out here tying shoes like a loyal king … but Bubba got some QUESTIONS. Is this real love or real struggle?And y’all know 50 Cent don’t play on social media! He’s been on a petty spree, calling folks out, throwing shade, and stirring up drama. Bubba Dub giving his take on why 50 won’t let nobody breathe!This episode is STRAIGHT FIIIREEEEE! Y’all don’t wanna miss this one!Was Claressa Shields’ fight a cakewalk? Is Papoose TOO loyal? And what is 50 Cent REALLY up to?!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's up y'all? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show, man.
You know what I'm talking about. Go ahead and hit the like button, hit the subscribe button,
make sure you got your notifications on. As you never know on the Bova Dove Show when we're going to go live.
Man, I'm going to give y'all time to tap in with me tonight though.
Monday night.
Coming to y'all.
Got a lot of talk about tonight.
Whole lot going on in the world, but I'm going to give y'all a second to get y'all
self together though, man.
Good evening, good afternoon, whatever it is.
But you know, I'm down here in Texas.
H-town to be exact. and there's a lot of stuff
that's going on in the city.
I just wanna talk to the world, people who tune in.
Let me tell you motherfucking protest or something.
Yeah, you protest, y'all know, y'all motherfucking,
y'all know what I'm talking about.
Now y'all just came around here, y'all done barbecue,
dog, chicken, horses, all motherfucking
you.
Y'all went down there and bowed and trumped in the office, now he done turned you, y'all.
Now I can't go get me a motherfucking Manu-Go-Bo, because y'all out on the damn freeway.
Y'all give y'all good tortilla cooking asses back in them damn restaurants and start cooking.
I don't want to hear that crying.
You Nigerians, come here.
You big heavy sounder worrying motherfuckers,
if you're illegal, damn it, you gots to go.
Now I told y'all two months ago,
January 19th, Trump was gonna get on y'all ass
and he doing it.
I ain't heard a lawn line more in three damn days.
My home association hit me up telling me about my yard. I'm calling Pedro, no answer.
I rode by Pedro's house, the house boarded up. N***a ain't no storm coming. Only time you board
your house up is a storm is coming. something's wrong. She appeared your house boy look
I'm looking for the zero turns and all that shit ain't nothing now
What Trump ain't just taking people man. He taking the equipment and all
my good Africans coming oh
Y'all thought I was talking about illegal Mexican. No, Trump
getting every damn body. They ain't good. They ain't studying my black broke ass. They
don't want me. I seen them jump out on somebody. I tried to get them to jump on me so I can
sue that ass. They don't even want me. So I'm good. Yeah, but I'm talking to you good Nigerian.
Yeah, you big heavy sounder, motherfuckers, aggressive motherfuckers. Y'all ain't never
American Nigerian. Them motherfuckers aggressive.
They'll holla at your girl right in front of your face.
And them niggas six-five, six-seven, heavy boys,
shoot, dudes throw hollering at my girl.
I wouldn't got in the damn car.
I waited on her, I wasn't tripping,
but I wasn't got in the car.
I wasn't in the order with this nigga.
Shoot. Look at six- the order with this nigga. Shit.
Look, a 656-7. That motherfucker like to hit me and knock me in Nigeria.
I'll be damned.
I know when to talk and I know when to be quiet too.
I ain't say shit.
But when she got in that car,
let me tell you something,
you bad built, diabetic, breath-smelling motherfucker.
How you gonna talk to another nigga in front of me?
I'm like David Ruffins. I made your asses.
Oh yeah, y'all booglin' me now. I don't wanna hear no motherfucking crying nigga.
Now y'all a little shit. Y'all got flags everywhere.
I already can't sing good.
Y'all still about to...
Y'all still about to...
Y'all see it.
I don't know.
I ain't heard no limo.
I ain't had no taco.
And my Chinese friends, y'all too?
Ain't no more onions chicken.
Chicken ain't supposed to be onions nickel.
It's supposed to be golden.
We're getting this back to the American way.
We're getting this back to the American way.
Pound express, trade.
That shit, dude. That shit through.
We don't want pound and spread.
No motherfucking more.
We want the real KFC back.
Yeah, we want the real KFC back.
We want my aunties and uncles back in the kitchen
cooking again.
White people, your ass stay out the kitchen.
Y'all can cook pretty good.
I am just rolling on the grave
with these good white people cooking our chicken.
Do you hear me?
Miss Mary, the white woman,
she would die going in that motherfucking kitchen to cook.
Why, cause Sister Sarah tell her,
sit down, take a load off, let me cook this.
White people cook the chicken, blood every motherfucking well.
They Jeffrey Dormer shit, eating that bloody ass chicken.
Let the black folks cook the food.
Let us pray over the food.
Y'all set the tables.
Y'all like to know what shit,
dough napkins and forks, you know, all the utensils. Y'all good, white people, y'all good, they're set the tables. Y'all like to know where shit go napkins and fork, you know, all the utensils.
Y'all good white people, y'all good at setting the table.
But let us cook the goddamn food.
And stay away from the sweet tea.
We like our shit sweet.
Don't know us sweet tea, do you hear me?
Never.
But if you're welcome to the show,
thank you for coming to the motherfucking Bubba Dubb show.
I'm the only one that senses his own cuss words as he's saying I'm a bad mother
Y'all know a line y'all been seeing my good Mexican friend
Up and down the road all day whooping hollering making the fire that got them know cut that shit out and go home
And go home you good soccer playing motherfuckers y'all take
this shit to the soccer field stay your ass off the main roads cuz you don't
get that over y'all ready got no insurance no Medicaid no nothing Barack gone
Barack ass y'all motherfuckers are good, good at our health care system.
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Yeah, you good, you good dollar cowboy jersey
wearing fake Jordan wearing motherfucker, y'all.
Come here and play.
Talk to all that shit, Trump backing off in now.
Cutting that shit out.
Y'all got to go, but the dope can stay. Do you hear me? Y' got to go, but the dope can stay.
Do you hear me?
Y'all can go, but the dope can stay.
Hey, boy, see ya.
Feelin' good tonight, man.
I'm feelin' great.
Damn, Nadine done cooked me some pinto beans.
Creams.
Cornbread.
I'm a fool. I'm gonna have gas later. But I'm gonna cook me some pinto beans, creams, corn bread.
I'm full, I'm gonna have gas later,
but I'm full now, I'm full as a kid.
She in there right now freshening up.
So that's them old folks word right there.
Young girl, I'm for the garden, take a shower,
move back.
Them old schools, I'm for the garden
and freshening up for you baby.
You go ahead, see I didn't know that you ain't got a wood lid.
She ain't got a wood lid, she got the wood one.
You know, them old school back in the day,
they can get the rise, they had wooden lid.
So now you ain't got a wooden lid.
And I take that motherfucker off.
See, I like my nipples played with it, you know, in bed.
So she get the foot of that, oh, a fake lid that wood
and do it like this in my nipple, hit my nipple boy. They turn me on
Well, I'm turning they didn't add oh
What see you?
Hey, oh the night the lights went out. God damn it. Look out when the goddamn lights went out. I got freaky
I'm talking my super freaky
out I got freaky then I'm talking about super freaky. Yeah you, yeah you mean you, they didn't walk on here. One inches of fun. Do you need to see? They might walk on ends but when they didn't
get in she turned it to dirty. Y'all know it all. Sometimes you can be dumb, it don't rise like it
normally do but you can find some women
that make that thing.
They old school making my shit.
Hank Boy shit.
I watched her call for, clean the inside out for, vacuum and all that.
I'ma roll a tie for, back to her call in.
That's how you know she got a young nigga.
When her neighbors come through, they know they ain't got her young whippersnapper like me.
I got a call back then, I'ma roll everywhere.
It's me and Nadine, baby.
And I'm riding with her,
and I'm listening to too short old school music.
Getting it, getting it why the getting is good.
Getting it why you can and should be.
Getting it, getting it why it's getting it good.
You should be getting it, getting it while it's getting it good. Hey, telling y'all man, go get you an old school band.
She'll change your life. I ain't real talk. I know y'all watched that boxing match last night night Clarissa Seals. Yeah Yeah, she's not the goddamn jodas and boots out Perkins. Do you hear me?
She's no motherfucking way of Perkins was 45 years old
That motherfucker hit Perkins with a punch I thought she hit with a taser
She just hit the ground said oh lord. We're gonna lost Perkins Perkins, baby
You fought a good fight,
but you stay your old ass out that motherfucking ring.
Do you hear me?
You go and get your CNNs.
Go and get your CNNs and get your ass out the damn ring.
It's all good though, CNN right now, LVN, RN,
and there you go.
Shit, stay your ass out the ring with Caruso.
That motherfucker got Mike Tyson, Tyson on calf muscle, shit.
Did y'all see Papoose?
Papoose tied that girl to him in boots.
That nigga been with Remy for 40 years.
He ain't never tied Remy shoes.
I know Remy died when she seen Papoose coming out rapping.
You got to be a bold motherfucker
to let Papoose walk you out and rap. Nel. Love Papoose, out rapping. You got to be a bold motherfucker to let Papoose walk you out and around.
No.
Love Papoose, love everything him and Carissa got going.
Black love, black unity.
But if you think I'm letting Papoose come out
and bring me out, no.
I wouldn't give a damn, Elon Musk tried to give me eight bills.
No, we're no motherfucking Papoose nukes.
DMS rolling over in their motherfucking grave,
only from Flint.
That's where the fight was at Flint.
Need to fix that motherfucking wall up there in Flint.
Trump, yeah, you taking care of the right business,
but goddamn it, take care of that wall up there in Flint.
That wall in the color Galveston.
The Gulf of a miracle.
Yeah, it ain't Gulf of Mexico, motherfucking mo-
It's Gulf of a miracle.
Let me tell y'all something.
When white people get together,
when them motherfuckers huddle up,
ooh, them motherfuckers make changes, don't they?
Black people, we just did the same thing.
We just huddle up.
Yeah, yeah, we just huddle up.
Everybody wanna be a quarterback.
Everybody can't be a quarterback.
Somebody gotta be a seller.
Somebody gotta be a wire receiver.
Somebody gotta be a tight end.
Somebody gotta be a fullback if you have one or a halfback.
God damn it, somebody got to be something more
than what's to huddle.
White people know how to come to Cal.
They in the house,
the motherfuckers know how to eat fish and bread. Not us. We
looking for the muscle to catch up and the hot sauce to go on. But god damn it, what
if you ain't got it? If we just come together, it'd be a beautiful thing. If we can stop
blaming the white people for everything, we'll be alright. They ain't about them, it's about
us.
Russell Shears, I want to say congratulations to you.
I pray to God that the ratings and b's go up in women boxing because you're doing your
motherfucking thing.
Now I want you and Layla Ali to put that cat shit to the side y'all got going and come
together.
But I want to look you dead in your motherfucking eyes.
I want you to lay back, people walk you out no motherfucking mo
you're gonna get both me and slow picks up I ain't stopping there no light I rather
drive to New Orleans cuz I'm scared to catch a flight see you airline but get
y'all shit to KELCAL.
They said it was some pilot like Denzel in the movie Flight last week for Southwest
gonna get his drunk ass on their plane and fly.
Nigga, you crazy.
They gon' suspend him. Fuck suspend him. He must be white.
Only white folks get suspended. Niggas get fired.
When you have a conversation with a white friend, black person, it's a little different. Hey man, what happened to James?
We're fighting.
White man, hey man, what happened to Dan?
Oh, you know, we had to let him go.
Let him go?
See, that's how they do it.
White people get let go, we get fired.
You motherfuckers learn the difference.
Sneaking and grinning in their face all day.
See, the motherfuckers, you just a number.
You just a number.
I know some of you black folks and these white people in jobs and shit.
You ain't nothing but a number, nigga.
You're supposed to have six niggas on this team and it's six.
Oh, they like you, though.
Stop it.
You ain't been in none of them houses.
Hell, they steep in rich of them houses yeah they still be
rich cards yeah they got you at the regular it's a little different
risk harder than the hip look here huh I better wake the oh it's
congratulations to you Carissa sales and what you did I want to look you mama
keep keep doing what you doing
There's a whole lot of other bullshit going on in the world 50 done. Call big meet your rap
They come big needs
laughing who?
Whip and work
Hallelujah
God damn big bit to say he put big he put B.M.F. on. 50 said I give it for now I take it. That's how much 50 dislike
RIP Rouse. That's real. Big Meats just got home chilling, still full of Thanksgiving
and God damn 50 going off. Now do I care big meets mister not held on
Cuz I know where I was this to do 20 years. He ain't a good one
Let me tell y'all mother ladies and gentlemen watching this show if I was ever facing the time big meets were facing
I'm not thinking do no motherfucking 20 years never
I thought it do be motherfucking 20 hours
I'm gonna do these motherfucking 20 hours. Y'all gonna send me to Guatemala or wherever, and that's where I'm gonna be until my time
up and then goddamn I'm gonna come back home like everything good.
I ain't even come back home rapping, call my snitches ain't woofer, damn, the whole
time I'm the one they were doing all the talk.
So if your big me is a snitch, he'll trash.
I think I'm going to leave my family, live in this million dollar life I'm living, and
I'm going to talk and still do 200 years?
Shit.
They say Big Meats had carriages like a motherfucker when he came home.
No, nobody want to go to prison, but dummies and idiots.
All this goddamn free for John around his mother.
You think I'm going to go to jail?
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How y'all doing tonight, though? I'll never even hold a cigarette for the ladies.
Man, how y'all doing?
How y'all feeling, man?
How y'all feeling in the Bubba Dub show?
What, man?
I try to make my shit different, man.
Everybody different.
You can have one chick, she was quiet,
then you had a loud chick,
then you had one, you can't figure the one out.
Just one motherfucker, she in between.
You can't figure this whole out. Fuck it, something about her that you like,
you're going crazy behind this motherfucker,
but that motherfucker ain't no good.
Let me tell you, some pretty teeth, pretty skin,
motherfucker, pretty face, slim, no body fat.
Those motherfuckers ain't nothing but devils.
Oh, we family, I can talk to y'all.
Man, I got one of them bad motherfuckers.
I thought I did, I thought I had him.
I been feedin' her this one ass caterpillar
for about four months now.
Goin' down through that tube, no callin'.
I can tell I don't call it.
No, don't do it, little.
Trust her.
Trust her. Trust her.
Doing my thing, doing my motherfucking thing, bro.
Dying it out.
Doing what I'm supposed to do.
Shit.
Bitch fucking throw all the people.
I told my partner about it, and he laughing.
See, I wasn't even tripping.
See.
I just took this motherfucker on a trip. I didn't lay up
shit
God we got an investigation going on. I ain't going to bring it up to her
I'm gonna find out who them other four niggas is if they got a wife or a little lady they ass out of here
I'm gonna be the hunk of a fucking to put sugar on my frosted flakes.
Gonna be you.
Learn anything from me.
When it come to these hoes, I'm sale.
I ain't sharing shit.
So late at night when I don't wanna jack out
and I call you and you can't come to me
because you laid over Fred,
well guess what, Fred ass is going to check
Mama call it all lady and tell them what's going on. They got one when I will shit. I
Do anything to win baby, I'm not playing
I'll do anything to me
Yeah, if your girl cheating on you ain't got nowhere to go. She keep letting her do what she do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta think, you gotta be on offense,
nigga. Yeah, some of y'all ain't on offense. You ain't, man. My girl cheating on me, I'm
gonna go now. Nigga stay. Yeah, she cheating on you. It's okay. Yeah, you suck that nigga.
Me, it's okay. Yeah, he riding around in my car. It's okay. I eat that. I eat that for now.
That's okay. He riding around in my car. It's okay. I eat that. I eat that for now
Let me get mad one lady cuz she let a little nigga pound on it. It's all good
It's all good. Put the
Everything's gonna be okay. I know it hurt tears rolling down your eye. No chest hurt some of you some of your week You make want to go get that pistol and do something. Don't do that.
If you got the beagle to keep or you don't, nigga.
Yeah, don't do it. Don't take your anger out on nobody. Go to the weight room, my nigga, and work out, man.
Live some weights, man. Yeah, you want to live a long time. You can't, you know what I'm saying?
You can't do what you're doing now in jail.
Yeah, you don't want to mind nobody out here, but you niggas go to jail and store mind in all of a sudden.
Now, yeah, people don't want to talk about it. You left real with a bald fade. Now you end up with dreadlocks. Who twisting y'all niggas hair now?
Who doing you niggas hair in jail? Which is what I want to know.
Big meats had them same motherfucking brain 30 years? No.
Shit, y'all don't want to talk about.
We're going to keep it real, I'm going to do a dog show.
I can have cousins and shit go to the PN and tell me what's going on.
I know what's going on, you know.
My brother is nervous, he work at the prison.
I know what's going on now.
You come in there motherfucker, broke some of you real niggas out, fight it out and do your thing, do your time.
Some of you niggas thought, niggas who timid, they go up in that motherfucker actin' out
hard and them big niggas break them down.
They go in your room, they know you broke, you ain't talk to your family, you crying,
they consoling you and shit.
They ain't gonna try you them first nights, they gonna make you think everything good
for about two months.
You callin home. Everything cool
Then they'll punch
Like man, I don't get down like that. Yeah, I know you don't but I do
I'm being the knees
Yeah That will go on real talk
Real talk then they come home acting all hard trying to beat up a little old, you know
what I'm saying, beat up an old nerd nigga like me. I'm knocking nine eights. Nigga,
I'm taking care of your son, nigga. Your son couldn't read. I got the little blind motherfucker
tool. But you home now fam, drug kingpin. Nigga, I'll send you back. This little coming home party will be a go away party, nigga.
You come home, I go about my business.
But if that bitch call me one time telling me you put your hands on her, you going back.
Nigga, I'll send you back. Give a damn about your kids. I ain't have no father.
I'll give a damn about your boys.
How y'all feeling, man?
Superb, it's Sunday.
I can't wait.
Y'all can't wait, man.
Sacramento Kings done traded De' traded Aaron Fox to the San Antonio
Spurs man what y'all think about that trade I think it's a good trade you know
I think Wimby Yombo and um and Darren Fox can do something they still got CP4 over
I know y'all saying three CP4 that nigga foul it CP4
CP3 FENIX but I like that for San Antonio to keep it 100.
The Kings, they end up getting Zach Levine.
I like that too.
That's really, even that guy already got Monk over there.
I think, let's see how this shit play out.
But I like it for both teams though.
As you can see, San Antonio organization is making moves.
They finna start just putting everything around Wimby Yombo.
And like I told y'all previously,
Wimby Yombo gonna probably be the richest NBA player ever.
Just honestly, bro, when it's time for that dude to re-up,
it's gonna probably be half a billion.
I promise you, it's gonna probably be half a billion
for Wimby Yombo when his contract come up.
Tell you, I see it right now.
And I'm hearing through the Gra grapevine, the Lakers, you know, Lakers, you know, we got
Luka.
Big Luka is what they call him.
I give all my Laker fans a note, everything going to be all right.
Luka is up there in the hidden hills with LeBron and Savanel and Brungy.
They all smoking.
Brung got the red wine going.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, I'm gonna be honest now.
I'm gonna let the cat out the bag.
I'm gonna be honest with y'all though.
One time for my people.
Soon as Lukal step foot on that court and they win,
I don't care if they win by one game,
he better than Larry Bird.
Larry Bird trash.
Dan Morley trash.
Dirk Nowinski trash.
Lukal Green is white boy.
Elva Pistor Pete wake him up, trash.
Big Lukuka.
Boy, those Laker haters hot.
Y'all lost AD, you lost your old Laker
and you still making it, ain't you?
Y'all lost AD, nigga, you lost your favorite dog,
you still making it, ain't you?
You lost AD, you bitch lost some food stamp card, but you still here, ain't you?
You the devil about losing no AD, nigga?
Lost my money, bitch, to my pasta, but I'm still here.
That's the new saying in 2025, I'm still here.
When she threaten to call police and when they pull up, I'm still here.
Where I'm going? All those stuff that us black folks done endured, we steal them.
My essays in Chinese, y'all can't say the same. Y'all getting y'all asses back of
where y'all from. The illegal ones now. I don't want y'all think I'm being racist.
It's something I could never beat. You know, you know, the Bible say God rang on the just and the unjust.
Eh, fuck Larry Bird.
Fuck Larry Bird. It's Luka over him. Fuck Bird.
Deadly Shrek. Fuck him.
It's all about Luke.
Larry Bird ain't have no motherfucking skill like Luke.
And y'all know it.
Stiff ass back.
Y'all always want to hype up Bird.
Stiff ass back.
Can't move like Luke. Can't Euro like Lukeuka, can't Euro like Luka.
Luka in the locker room drinking milk a lot of milk and dropping 50.
White chocolate my guy now.
You know I love white chocolate.
But Larry Bird can't fuck with Luka.
Look I got a pie.
Who John Stockton?
No.
Nigga Tony, Kuko is from overseas.
Just like Luca.
Naw man, shut up the Larry Bradd, he a goat.
But I ain't buying this shit, can't touch Luca.
Niggas always talking about, y'all ain't got no D. That's what your girl keep saying nigga.
always talking about y'all ain't got no D that's what your girl keep saying nigga
Y'all ain't got no D that's what your girl keep saying
Want a country nigga to come through and hit her with that baked potato coming
Yep, yeah, I'm gonna hit her with the chiles to go with it coming Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha get into it she tell you get your ass out. When I go up and I go upstairs and come back
I don't want to see you when she come back downstairs but you stay up here.
You're going nowhere. We made vows for a special and you are the queen of all.
Watching the bubblegum show, man.
It's being presented by PrizePicks, man.
Right there, yeah.
At Barcode, scan that, man.
Make sure you type in trash with the two H's, man.
You put $5 in, you get 50.
Put your picks in right now.
Super Bowl coming up, man.
You need a little extra money, man.
You might need to get some ties on your card.
Might need to get you an oil change or whatever it is, man.
It's your business.
But if you want to win some real money, come on in the prize pit, baby.
Yeah, and if you can't watch me some nights you at work, woof, woof, I don't know if
you can do it listening to me, go to Apple Pie Cat, go to Spotify, man.
Let these folks know where you can come and get real comedy, real sports truth right here
on the Bubba Dub show.
You can go and get it anywhere, but they ain't got the sauce.
Do you hear me?
They ain't got the sauce.
Ain't nobody come to see you always and you know it.
Damn, sometimes you got gotta have a talk. How Tupac had a talk with his brother on the boat of rim.
Damn.
Don't you turn your back to me.
We're having a real family moment.
Oh, this what this is?
Yeah.
Mama.
Bring no ship.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Mama ain't got a word no more. She said more money than everything. Oh shit. Oh shit.
Mama ain't got to work no more. She said more money and everything, more applause.
And I did that.
Just a joke.
Hey, man. Hey, man, y'all know what it is around this Bubba Dubb show, man.
If y'all don't know, man do a thing called the Hell Nile section.
People send me questions in and I let them know if it's Hell Nile or not. Somebody asked me, will I move anywhere else outside of Texas?
No!
Live like a kingpin down here in Texas.
I'm not going no mother fucker well.
I love Texas.
Like I don't write the barrel on.
You know what that mean?
I got that motherfucking dangle.
When they ain't in the pawn shop, I got dangle.
Yo, I been broke, so I had to go pawn that thing.
It's okay, people, if you watching this show,
you don't went broke, you gonna have some pawns, some shit. I done done it before. Don't feel bad because you because
you because you been down or you down now ain't no feeling bad down. She ain't gonna
and figure it out but we ain't gonna figure it out by running up and putting that pistol in
somebody's face or breaking into somebody's house of course we ain't gonna figure it out that way
we gonna figure it out the right
way that's what we gonna do we gonna help each other out yeah you know way
out this month you gonna give it up yeah we ain't drawing up like no we
drawing no maps up like cookie drew up on life we ain't gonna do that got too
many people I told y'all trying to do things they don't know how to do.
Hell, we ain't doing all that.
So hell no.
People talking about it's Black History Month.
It's Black History Month every mother month of you.
Every day I wake up on Black Angel.
But goddamn it, it's Black History Month.
Told y'all niggas y'all need to start reading books.
Y'all niggas need to start reading books, man.
Real talk.
Look at some understanding,
some learning going on around this month.
Y'all try to talk to me, man.
I'm feeling good when I talk to y'all.
Y'all talk to me.
365 days a year.
Yeah, we got 2,000 people on here tonight. That's what I'm talking about, damn it. Y'all tapping in. That's what we supposed to y'all. Y'all talk to 365 days a year. Yeah, we got 2000 people on here tonight.
That's what I'm talking about. Y'all tapping in. That's what we're supposed to be going
on. Presector Danny Garris, San Augustine, Texas. You know what it is, man. Shout out
to my people in East Texas right now. Where are all my country folks at, man? If you,
all my country folks on here, they eat dirt meat. Let me know right now if you eating
dirt meat. Tyson, what it do? One of my people from King Oil, Texas.
I forgot about y'all poor horses having asses.
I ain't forgot about y'all over there.
Yeah, you niggas in King Oil got some thin ass horses.
And God damn it, I'm coming down there to get shit right.
Jack Daniel, I ain't no Kansas City fan.
This shit just look good on me, man.
This shit just match me.
You know what I'm talking about?
What I'm saying?
This Pete.
I'm a Word of the Eagles tomorrow.
Yeah.
What all my city folks said?
They don't know nothing about eating or doing meat.
Where y'all at, man?
Y'all welcome to the Bubble Dove Show.
All my city folk, if you born in the city, let me know
Austin, Texas, what it do?
Dallas, what it do? Oklahoma? Y'all where y'all from man? Y'all let the people know where y'all from.
Shout out to Bruce, shout out to Courtney, shout out to Philip Williams
YRNBMG, O's heart. Shout out to y'all. Look Houston, Texas, what it do man?
Yeah, Nashville, what it do man. Yeah, Nashville what it do
Georgia we got Georgia in this thing Memphis in here, you know, man, what they do man, you go to Memphis
You gonna hear a man 90 times
South Haven Mississippi I see y'all on the 28 man. We don't want to appreciate the people popped out on me other night
I appreciate the love man. I ain't got to have so much fun, man.
Look, man, I'm going to drop the footage for that too on the cool, man.
I'm going to take y'all on the journey with me on this Wiggles Worms Tour, man.
Like I said, if y'all come to see me get there early, man, I'm the second act.
Man, God is good, God is fresh.
That's really why I'm so excited, man.
I'm on my first tour.
Man, I'm on my...
Listen, y'all, I'm going to tell y'all some real shit.
I'm looking to so excited, man. I'm on my first tour. Man, I'm on, listen, y'all, I'm gonna tell y'all some real shit. I'm looking to the camera, man.
Coming from where I'm coming from, from a small town,
I'll tell you, Texas, by five or 600 people, man.
We grew up watching Mike Ilf's Friday afternick.
To be on a show with Mike Ilf's,
do you understand what I'm saying to y'all people, man?
Coming from where I'm coming from,
well, you don't give a damn what you from.
To be on a show with Mike Epps.
Man, give you a feeling that nobody
could ever give to you, dawg.
If that shit don't motivate you, man,
I don't know what will, man.
I'm talking about going on the world with Mike Epps, man.
Man, hosting it, calling my name and bringing me out to a crowd.
Man, you know how much that shit make me feel, man?
Yeah, man. This shit is amazing, man.
This shit is everything I work for.
This shit is everything I dreamed of, man.
Man, I'm telling y'all some real shit, man, when you do good, man.
Just a wonderful feeling, man, shit man when you do good man, just a
wonderful feeling man cuz like I always say man this wasn't the life I chose it
wasn't a lie for me I never dreamt of this life bro it just hit me one day and
said I'm just gonna get started showing the world real comedy man even my
friends and family members doubting me said this and that and I ain't let that
shit stop me man I kept I kept going, man.
I had that thing in my head, I'm gonna keep going, man.
I'm gonna keep taking this shit to work and take it.
People say, you gonna take it to the roof.
No, nigga, I'm taking it to the moon, nigga.
Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm gonna take it beyond that, nigga.
Yeah, and what the Bible say, this world ain't my home,
nigga, I'm just passing through.
But while I'm passing through, I'm gonna cut up.
While I'm on this through but while I'm passing through I'm gonna cut up while I'm on this journey I'm on I'm gonna cut up I'm gonna let my light
shine baby yeah even though I taste my whole lately I've been leaving the light on
sucking with the light on
I ain't scared no more. Why?
Cause I'm still here.
Cause I'm still here.
Thank you all for tuning into the Bubble Dove Show.
Man, I love y'all, man.
Blessings.
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