Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Colorado Buffaloes beat Texas Tech!! We 7-2!!
Episode Date: November 10, 2024Bubba Dub goes live to celebrate Shedeur Sanders and the Colorado Buffaloes going on the road to defeat Texas Tech in a huge Big 12 game. The Buffaloes are 7-2, and are bowl bound. Put some respect on... their name. Come mere!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The volume. I got on right now. Yeah, you already know how I'm feeling, but before I even get into today's show, don't even hit the like button, man.
It's Sunday, man. Do it for the good Lord, man.
Yeah, don't hit the like button for the good Lord,
and don't hit the subscribe button for the good Lord.
Yeah, don't feel good this morning.
I just got up early, washing my face, brushing my teeth.
Damn, I know y'all waited for me last night,
but I had some business to tend to last night.
But here I am this morning.
Damn, damn NFL Sunday countdown. This B. Or here I am this morning. They are damn NFL Sunday countdown.
This Buford Dove countdown this morning.
Damn, we gonna talk about them big bad ass
Colorado Buffaloes too.
Sell me two.
Come here and sell me two.
Y'all said no problem,
I'm gonna win but three or four games.
You're lying.
Went down niggas up us last night
knocked the tortillas out them boys.
That's what they did.
Chidor, come here on 293 Passing Yard, 3-T, no picks.
Run game got to be better.
If I'm being real and keep giving it to y'all 100 days,
Colorado, you know I love you,
I'm gonna see you in a couple of weeks,
but the run game got to be better.
If you wanna continue to move forward,
60 rushing yards as a team, Trash, I don't like it.
But what we getting from the LeJonte Webster,
what we getting from Will Shepard,
I'm gonna get the Trashers hunting the Minnehills,
bad mutt, it's Sunday, I ain't gonna do no cussing today.
I might cuss tomorrow, but today, no cussing, damn.
But Will Shepard, number 14,
the kind of production we are getting from him
is major and I love it and it's contagious.
LeJunte Wilster, the guy's a fire starter.
You see what he's doing when he get the ball in his hand,
he make things happen and I love it.
Love what Coach Fry,
I love what the offensive coordinator doing.
Pat Sherman is doing, quick little screen, getting the ball out quick,
letting them get the ball in their hands, open space and make moves.
That's what you got to do in college.
That's what you got to do.
And I'm loving, man.
I don't know how y'all feeling right now about Colorado, but
from what I'm seeing right now, they're 72, they rolling.
I think they're gonna win.
I just need to personally, that confidence is continue to build.
And there ain't nothing like having confidence y'all.
Confidence is key.
That's the reason why a lot of y'all men,
now ain't got no girl now,
you ain't got no confidence.
Know what I'm saying?
Your hair ain't cut.
So you feel like you ain't got a haircut.
You can't go and talk to this female.
Well, I don't wanna talk to them now damn female.
Don't want me when I don't look my best.
Because now I'm trying to sign a team. All the women that we see on the internet they look good on
the internet but when you see no hot bird chicken leg looking motherfuckers in real life
they don't look the same they be using filters they be having girls in them
damn sweatpants ass we looking good online in real life, they ask flat like a pink cape.
Y'all know I ain't a half?
Some of y'all, I know I ain't the only one been tricked.
And you females can't make up their mind any day
when you ask them online what they looking for.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm looking for a tall man,
handsome man, big and strong.
Well shit, bitch, that ain't me.
We jump by ourselves.
Be up like a virus. Hell no, that ain't me! Bitch I'm by myself! Be up like a virus!
That ain't me!
How dare you tell that jump in my DM
and tell me what kind of nigga you looking for?
Girl stop! You got some motherfucking nerve!
I think after you have a conversation with D-Ho D-Day
10 minutes later
Can you send me on some cash app? I'm trying to get me some neat
You gon' starve!
You gon' fucking starve, daddy.
Who paid you yesterday?
Oh, hungry ass.
Ain't got no respect.
They gonna know how to just make you feel.
You know, Dub, I really rock with you.
Man, you cool, dude, you funny, dude.
They don't know how to do all that.
They get straight to the point.
Can you buy me something to eat on cash app?
You got it, daddy?
Yeah, you bugger ass, that nigga. Not gonna, you're gonna have nothing to eat for me out. You got a daddy? Yeah, you bugger ass that nigga.
Not gonna, you're not adding any for me, you gonna starve.
I can watch your ass starve in a room
and I sit right over here and eat eggs and steaks
with real cheese cream.
Oh, I'm Peter Beakie.
Beakie and Pock up there playing domino right now,
laughing like laughing at P. Diddy like a mother.
DL Maxx too, heard.
Y'all remember DMX?
Remember DMX said Pete did it, didn't believe in him.
Didn't think his style of rap was worth it.
So that was wrong, that's what I like about the world.
A lot of people might not like you.
A lot of people might feel like
you ain't gonna do nothing in life.
But when you go out and do something in life,
it feels great.
And only real people was like, you know what?
I was wrong about that person, man. I was wrong. They are doing their thing.
And now I'm going to tell me y'all not to say if you're a coach crime hater,
just say you was wrong.
Just say that you didn't think that coach crime would ever come up to the
Colorado and change the culture. I told you he's going to change the culture,
man. He said nobody's people friendly than a box of puppies up there right now.
If you a black man and you go up to the boulder right now
and walk around with a cup or whatever in your hand,
I need help, they, your cup finna run it over
on this Sunday morning.
Your cup gonna run it over.
Coach Prime done brought so much money to the city.
And I do mean big money to all the young men
that's watching this show right now and you're still in high school
and you're looking for a good college to go to, Colorado is one.
Tennessee State University versus I know Eddie George is one. Them the places that you need to be going Jackson State,
go down there holly my people. Gramelyn, go down there holly my HBCU, go down there and holly them.
And if you need help
getting NIL deals, I'm telling all my youngsters right now,
white or black, brown, whatever you are,
build your social media up.
It helps.
So all that, man, I don't really care about all that.
You better.
Cause it might just be a thing that really
saved your life in the end.
Cause a lot of people ain't going to the NBA.
A lot of people ain't going to the NFL. a lot of people ain't going to the NFL,
a lot of people ain't going to the MLB, a lot of people ain't going to Major League Hockey or Soccer
or Formula One. So build your social media up. That's all I'm saying. It helps. That's all I'm saying.
It helps. Now what Colorado doing? I don't know what bowl they going to, but they going to some
damn bowl and I don't be there and you should be there too so what's all I'm saying right now everybody
heat me up dude man that guy for the season good he could go out into Miami or
Columbia and get him a new culture now call me talking to me about no mother
okay cowboy I'm not a cowboy no more I'm'm a Buffalo Bill. Y'all wanna talk about that?
That's season over.
What we gonna do?
We gonna keep moving on.
What them slaves were doing
when they were getting their ass whooped and walking?
We said overcome.
They said overcome.
That's what we should do. Cow that's still there cuz I ain't there
I'm outta there
I'm just being 100, I'm outta there
Just like I was out here with my baby mama
Know what I'm saying when I first got with him
That thing was tight, I'm feeling good
I'm stroking, I can feel it
Now it's like walking into a damn dark cave
Shit, I'm outta there
Ain't no more feeling in this coochie.
Ain't no feeling in nothing.
I had six, seven boys.
This a cemetery I'm laying down with.
I'll be damned.
Now I said to the cat,
I got to move around,
talk to Dallas Cowboys today,
playing the Philadelphia Eagles,
and I got the Philadelphia Eagles winning 33 to 20.
I'm signed. That winning 33 to 20. I'm sorry
That's what I got. I think John sipping serve hurts
It's the founders groove the offensive line them found they grew say corn Barclay after Twisting doing Barry sound the move jumping over some shit. I ain't never seen I see
After the game
Supernico
Say That playin' like a super nigga. Say come on, boy, he ain't no no no.
Spin move, chop over nigga backwards.
Who choppin' over nigga backwards?
Boy, you on back on.
Boy, you're on that shit Barry Bones on.
Boy, you on that killer.
I know I love Barry Bones.
I got him being the greatest baseball player ever.
But Barry Bones on this shit.
And I ain't mad because it made baseball better
Mark McGryver's on it, had Mark's all over his arm, Sammy Sosa ain't black no more, that motherfucker color Pee Wee her
Me I want a shit up here and tell me he ain't take nothing
Ain't no damn way you could be a 160 pounds two months later you 260
Siding, screaming at the top of your lawn lawn shit your nipple jumping like Terry Crews
Make it make sense
The way they want to talk about y'all women man y'all are you being disrespectful going out here clubbing all night
Give a niggas head and come back home and lay down and kiss the baby. Stop it, baby
Don't keep your funky breath out that baby face
home and lay down and kiss the baby stop it baby don't keep your fucking breath out that baby face
baby crying for two or three hours because your breath funky smell like musty meat and balls
i feel called cps when y'all women man because y'all being real disrespectful what y'all doing you gonna wash your face you gonna brush your teeth or nothing after you go in down there
and get that man head that man that man ain't based in there, but you got a name given here
But you got two or three hundred dollars now you won't go back my baby. Give money
She look at baby. I'm pissing your face
That baby oughta pissing your motherfucking face
And I feel like you women on her now
There's 55 and up in 60 and you ain't with your husband no more
Or he can pass away. I feel like you shouldn't date no damn mo. That's how I feel. What the hell you dating for?
No, it ain't right though. If I'm with a woman and you know what I'm saying?
We've been together for 20 30 years and I passed away. Oh, it shouldn't be now another me to me. I
And I passed away, who it shouldn't be now another me cute me.
I didn't get you out of me.
I don't want inches of me you can have over your lifetime.
And when I'm gone, all of a sudden now you want to go out and get you a new man.
Stop it.
How dare you?
I don't understand.
I don't understand these days, man.
Tell y'all black women something right now. I love you from the bottom of my mother fucking heart.
I love my black women, white women, I love y'all too.
But let me tell y'all white women something
that's dating a black man right now.
His family do not want you cooking
those motherfucking Thanksgiving meals.
Sorry, they giving they son hell about you.
Mama, it's time for y'all to come over.
It's Thanksgiving.
Baby, I'm gonna be hungry.
I don't want any of that damn girl cooking.
I'm telling you, white women,
your mother-in-law don't want you cooking.
So do us a favor.
Just send them money, buy some form,
paper plates, all that utensils.
Before you get in your ass in that kitchen cooking,
don't do it. What?
I'm going to contribute keep giving your man head the way you given and that's
the way you contributed to the family.
I can't take no white girl to my damn family on my Thanksgiving.
They don't talk bad about that white girl.
And I don't want my mom and them disrespecting my white girl either.
Cause this white girl, she's nice to me. She's sweet.
She taught me how to manage my money.
You know what I'm talking about?
She make my toes curl.
I got some head the other night, I lost vision in my left eye.
She, I'm not giving that up for no damn body, not mama, grandma, nobody.
When you find a woman to give you head and you lose vision in your damn eye, she the one.
She the one.
I ain't bullshit.
She come in the room. What's Harley Quinn?
Roast pork.
Roast pork from my bedroom right now.
Look at that white girl. I go
behind that white girl too.
And her mom and her daddy's mom don't like me.
It's okay. It's the way they were raised.
I don't blame them. It's the way they were raised. I know they raised.
It's okay. But it's a new day.
A change gonna come.
I told her. I said Mr. Richard, your daughter, Samantha it's a new day. It's a change gonna come. I told her, I said, Mr. Richard,
your daughter, Samantha, she with me now.
And she love all of me.
I know you don't like it,
but I'm really gonna give her down.
She with me now.
And guess what?
I'm hitting every motherfucking nook.
He's serious, dad.
He's the greatest in TI boys.
Ain't I?
Ain't I?
Tell you now, white women, don't worry about it.
Black men, we love mama cookie.
We want chicken and dressing.
We don't want stove top stuffing.
We don't want that.
But for my white women, y'all good at baking.
Y'all good at baking food.
So keep baking them apple pie, them cherry pie.
We not gonna eat them motherfuckers.
We just like the way they look
and the way the crust come up on them motherfuckers.
See, we black, we like sweet potato pie.
Yeah, red velvet cake
German chocolate cake you mother
Pion cake. Yeah, sell me love cake. Yeah, come on to the black people house on Thanksgiving
We got all kind of strong case. These these dog brings don't come up with a new cake a Frenchie cake
We got niggas are a star
with a new cake, a Frenchy cake. What y'all niggas are a shy?
These niggas done come up with a Frenchy cake now.
That motherfucker hit me too.
Guess who get the first slice, the damn dog.
I'm at my homeboy house the other day,
nigga giving the dog a slice of cake before he gave me.
I said, ain't this some shit?
Man, you a guest, he clean of him.
God, motherfucker, point.
Dog gonna make you two or $300,000.
I probably would feed that dog too.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm just keeping it real with y'all on this Sunday morning.
Hopefully y'all enjoying y'allself.
Good Lord don't woke you up to see another day.
Some of y'all are going to be going to church.
I know I need to be going to church,
but I'm not going to make it.
But guess what?
I'm going to pay my tithes.
I'm going to send my $18 right down there.
After I go off this, don't judge me.
At least I'm putting something in the plate
This something putting something in the plate man
This don't put something in the plate man, but I'm feeling good over all man on
Briefing test on this topic the other day about the Lakers about about them benching D'Angelo Russell. D'Angelo Russell need to stay off the bench. You see how he
played when he came off the bench. I like JJ Rick getting them player face and calling
them out. That's what it takes. Now somebody told me, well duh, you know, that's going
to make D'Angelo play better. Then he can move back to the starting role. No, ain't
no more fucking starting role for D'Angelo Russell on the Lakers. No damn mo. The bench is your permanent spot. Now I'm gonna ask y'all this
right here and the answer is, is D'Angelo Russell better than Jamal Crawford? The
same Jamal Crawford, the sixth man of the year. I'm just asking a simple question.
Is D'Angelo Russell bigger than Jamal Crawford? Hell no. Now you see what I'm talking about?
Hell no. So if Crawford could come off the bench, D'Angelo, Russell could come off the bench.
Lakers need to go out right now, find a point going.
Find a point going.
So when Russell come in, when LeBron take his big, healthy trash bag, be happy now,
to the bench, we got an automatic spark off the bench.
Now if my black dumb ass can figure
that out from watching the game, how come they can't figure it out? Why can't we go
out and get a big man? Just like I told my mama, why can't we, why can't I get the real
Froot Loops? Everybody else got the real bird on they series. I ain't got no damn bird.
I got a damn rat. Well, Froot Loops ain food. We got a bird on a colorful bird too.
Go to my homeboy cousin, they got real serious in this motherfucker and they
taste so good. My shit don't taste nothing like it.
Now, that's okay. You gonna grow my mom on five, seven. I told you, I told you
the food you fed me stung in my damn growth.
I'm supposed to be 68.
I am 5'7", 165 pounds, I got bird legs, but I got a Santa Claus thong.
Who they do they at? I'm a bad built nigga.
Santa Claus ain't bringing me no damn gifts.
He gonna bring you something. Why he bring me no hype?
Why he ain't bring me a bigger penis?
I'm cursed
All my other homeboys out here probably they probably got big penises they girlfriends probably love them my girl ain't loving me
She over here having sleep with me, but she watching porn on her phone
Yeah, I wonder why I'm mad and I ain't grow all the time I ain't got no meat I'm broke and I'm bad built
I need help and I need y'all to help me.
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I don't know what your rabbit ass waiting on.
Yep, if you want your sports talk,
you in the right damn spot.
Cause you can't get this nowhere else.
You can't get this kind of sports and comedy nowhere else.
But right here, one man show.
And I appreciate all the love y'all give me. Everything I do, I pour it into this show.
I pour it. This is therapy for me. It's probably therapy for some of y'all.
Some of y'all probably going through some hardships and I want you to know right now, everything's going to be okay.
Hard times don't last forever, how our people do.
Might not be where you wanna be today,
but tomorrow it might be there.
It's all about getting on the right path.
Like I told some of y'all, but y'all were mad about Trump.
Oh man, especially some of you black folks.
Man, we ain't with the audience, we can't do nothing.
Man, now look at him.
A lot of these illegal motherfuckers got the code.
Now they gotta come right back to you.
The straight ones, they mistreated.
It's okay, because we all been mistreated.
But the ones they been mistreated,
now they got to bring you up again.
Some of you felons couldn't get a job.
You had to get back out in the street.
Now you can get back to work.
Because I know how hard it is
when you trying to provide for your family and you want to do the right thing, but nobody will hire you. I know how hard it is when you're trying to provide for your family and you
want to do the right thing, but nobody's going to hire you.
I know how that feel.
I've been through it.
I witnessed it.
I ain't got no felonies or none of that, but I witnessed it.
Time is going to come.
And we ain't waiting for nobody to do nothing.
We ain't waiting for Trump.
We ain't waiting for nothing, no motherfuckers.
It's up to us to do it our motherfucking self.
Plant your seeds. Make sure it's in good soil.
Make sure it's getting clean and wild.
Make sure it's getting clean and sunlight.
It's gonna flourish.
It's gonna flourish.
That's all I'm saying.
You can turn a negative situation into a positive situation,
but you gotta be positive.
You can't be negative each and every day.
You're around somebody that's negative. I'm advising you to right now move off and around them.
Sometimes it hurts. People, we love the deaf.
We love them, but they mean us no good.
Why? Because they ungrateful.
They're not thankful for the things you do for them.
I'm dealing with that shit right now in my life, y'all.
I never thought I would experience
the things that I'm experiencing, but it's okay.
I still love them. If anybody else out there
in the world is mad at me right now, I don't give a damn.
Because I know I've been real and genuine in my heart.
To anybody I done come across,
know I've been real and genuine.
Gave clothes off my back,
gave people money when I didn't have money,
gave people my time when I didn't have time,
when I could have been giving my time to my small children,
my daughters that I love dearly. I could have been giving the time again but I gave y'all
time to help y'all and what y'all do throw it back in my face. Y'all got people
like that too you do something for them and it's not good enough for them. They
feel like you here when you really just struggling just trying to build your way
up they look at you a certain way. A lot of my people look at me, Doug you rich I
ain't rich yet I'm. I'm rich at heart.
I will be rich. I'm on the path to be rich.
But I don't give a damn about being rich.
I want to be wealth. I want to be wealthy.
Not monetary, but also in health.
You know what I'm saying? People stereotype you.
Man, I've seen you on the commercial.
I know you rich, man. Stop all that.
Man, I'm just working.
I ain't where I want to be yet.
Let me get there. let me get it.
And then I can come back and help you.
But y'all wanna pull me down, pull me, pull me.
When I ain't out, damn, I ain't even up yet.
What kind of money you think I got?
I ain't got kid about what money.
And I would just want you here, I told y'all.
What's up?
And I know people do you like that.
You've been down.
You finally get your job.
You can save you up two or three checks.
They come, man, let me get this, bro.
Let me get that.
Ah, bro, you got a chain, man.
You ain't got that job.
You ain't got no more.
You're gonna smoke no more.
You're gonna drink no more.
Yeah, you're gonna do all the negative shit no more.
You're doing positive shit now.
You're trying to move up not down
Same way I move from the cowboy negativity
The motherfuckers don't want to win the own jerry john sitting up there in this week drinking unsweet tea eating that nasty ass apple bacon
That motherfucker don't want to win. He just want to get the money and to y'all
Can you understand but this is a game on him?
Running game on us and we're the dummies. We're gonna tune in every day. We're gonna go buy jerseys hats coffee mugs
We're gonna buy a ticket. We're gonna watch them on TV. We're gonna do everything to boost them up
What they do for you?
Nothing We're gonna do everything to boost them up. What they do for you? Nothing. Nothing.
Same way on ESPN everyday.
They talk about the same shit everyday.
Same shit and y'all going, I'm gonna watch this shit.
Now, build us up.
Not only me, all the other podcasting.
Build us up.
Making my own ESPN.
Don't give a damn about that. I'm Making my own is me. I'm getting down about that.
I'm making my own right here.
Everybody just watching.
Thank you.
But how y'all feeling overall, man?
Got to show the night in Austin, Texas,
bound at Cap City.
Free tickets left.
Go and grab some if you in the area.
Austin, Texas tonight.
I'm in Cap City.
Show itself to them.
Come check your boy.
I got me, man.
I'm a Lucha JB.
I got my team with me, man.
Yeah, man, I'm having fun right now.
I got this big tour coming up.
First of the year, I can't wait for that.
Can't wait for y'all to grab them tickets,
come out and see your boy.
Man, I'm on the up and up right now, man.
Been in this comedy game seven years.
It's been ups, it's been downs. I've been hearing every story in the world. And letting you know
now for an artist, I heard it's watching. Don't believe everything people tell you, man.
Don't believe everything people tell you, man. Just keep your head down, keep working.
And if things happen, they happen. happen if it don't it don't
but don't feel discouraged uh don't give up and just keep pushing that's all you can do at the
end of the day you can't be nobody else but yourself and when you start trying to be other
people that's when you that's when you not got thing it no more you know what i'm saying people
will see that like you you changing you you ain't doing you no No, do you. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.
Do you.
Don't change that shit up for nobody, man.
And to my people that can't watch my show right now,
hey man, you can always listen to me on Apple,
or podcast and Spotify.
Go and download it on me on Apple.
Don't just, don't just download it.
I need them downloaded, download it, man.
That's how my name will get to popping up.
And man, y'all talking about y'all really want me
to have my own show?
Help me, man.
["Hell No," by Lil Top playing on radio, radio, and radio.]
Real Talk, help me.
That's a part of the show,
when we talk about the Hell No segment, I'm at my mama's crib chilling. I's a part of the show where we talk about the Hell Mouth segment.
I'm at my momma crib chilling.
I get a knock on the door.
Some old man, uh, is Clarice here?
Yeah, Clarice here, but what you want?
Oh, I'm here to take her bowling.
I be dangin' her. My momma ain't finna play with your balls, nigga.
Who you think I'm playing? Who you think you're talking to?
You think you're finna take my momma bowling? Hell no!
Ain't my angie on the cow. I just think it's sweet that she gonna find her love again.
She better be God.
Cause my mama ain't dating nobody, hell no.
Ain't nobody gonna put they me and my mama no more.
That shit dead.
My daddy dead.
And that shit dead.
No.
Not for me.
Give a damn about my mama wanna find happiness, she better go in there and pray to God.
That's the only happiness she gonna get
is me giving her money every month
and buying her church dresses and paying her bills.
That's the only damn happiness my mama gonna be getting
for her sex and all that.
That shit dead.
I don't believe in that mama having
getting her through that shit.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
Not while I'm on Earth.
I'm not going for that shit.
My brother ain't going for it either.
Told that man, you out of shit.
Clarice ain't going out, fam.
I don't give a damn what she told you and what you heard, but you can get your old musty
cripple ass up off my porch.
That's what he, that's what I told him.
And I meant it.
And I meant it.
I don't know how y'all feeling about somebody coming in and taking y'all mama. That's what I told him. And I meant it. And I meant it.
I don't know how y'all feel about somebody coming in and
taking y'all momma. I don't, I can't do it y'all.
I'm sorry.
Um, ain't no disrespect, OG.
But, Kyrie's ain't giving up no ass.
Some days over.
Now you caught my momma back in the heyday,
you probably would've got some ass.
But now, no. Shit, Kristen, newborn Kristen again.
We gonna keep it that way
Don't be riding by waving no month of mo
I'm just being real
Come on, I'm not taking my mama bowling if you brought a can
No one of my mama trying to put me out there, baby, it's time for you to go. I'm not going no damn where mama. I'll build a room onto this damn house.
I got this back room looking good and clean.
Shit, I'm not going nowhere.
Got my dogs out front too.
Got my cars out front.
They ain't got no moves.
But shit, they out front.
I'm not going no damn where mama.
I'm here.
No bills.
Shit, I'm spacking.
Got this dog business up and mama's,. I tell her you got to go.
I've been here for you. Daddy died on me on every day.
Doing hours and years for you. I stopped hustling cause of you mama. I was out here hitting mix.
I was out here putting straight drop on the streets.
When they hit it they had Bobby Brown y'all.
That good work, I stopped it for you.
Now you feel like you gonna move on in life? No, you gotta stay where you at.
Stay where you at.
Y'all let me know if I'm right or wrong.
I'm stopping my mama from finding love again, man.
Cause I don't think I'm wrong.
That's why I built a room onto the house.
So when I bring my little old white girl over,
I ain't gotta worry about mama, you know what I'm saying?
Saying nothing, all this and that.
Cause I got a spot at the crib, all from everybody.
Let me tell you, me and my white girl get down and dance there.
We get down, man.
We role play.
Them white girls like to role play.
Ain't no shit.
I'm a doctor and she a nurse.
Damn right, we getting down and dirty.
I'm a cowboy, she a cowgirl.
Come here.
All right, boy, that's what she say.
And I'm bright, get on up there up on me.
And I tell her, don't you get the bounce.
And that ain't either like that either,
because you going to lose me quick. It's OK, brother. Oh, I love when they white you get the bounce and that ain't either like that either cuz you gonna lose me quick
It's okay, but oh I love when that white girl talk to me like that and I got me a bad white girl, too She got a little her right here. She's
She liked that too she think I'm a dog I'm weak
She think I'm tough. I'll be calling my homeboy cussing him out in front of she think I'm a thug. I ain't, I'm weak, then I'm moth. She think I'm tough. I be calling my homeboy, cussing him out in front of her.
She think I'm tanks.
Oh, that, ooh, that just, that just get her excited.
If she only knew I'm softer than a damn pinky.
Oh, she, I hope, hope nobody will put me in the position
to show her that I'm weak.
Because our relationship gon' be, ooh.
Oh yeah, but I'm on the phone.
I'm cussing everybody out.
Man, you better bring my 3.5 over right now
before I come over there and put them hands on you.
Soon as I leave out the room,
bam, I'll get clean for ain't no disrespect you like that,
big dog, big homie.
You know, my big homie is my nephew.
You know what I'm saying?
Big homie, I wouldn't do it.
Yeah, right.
Put my bluffing on this white girl.
She think she got a killer.
She think she got to pit bull,
but she really got to chihuahua.
Baby, I'm writing.
I ain't gonna hold y'all too much longer.
Thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub Show.
So I got the Colorado, so I got the Coast Primer,
what they doing.
Matter of fact, so I got the alpha coming on this live
right now this morning.
And sitting down and laughing and chopping it up
with your boy.
I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.
You know I'm going live late on tonight.
Talk about the Cowboys and the Eagles.
Told you I got the Eagles winning 33-20.
If the Cowboys win this game,
I don't know what to say.
I really would, I'll be stunned,
but I don't see it, Cooper Rush.
I just feel like it's too much,
Philadelphia is just too much right now.
But strange things has happened,
but we will see.
God bless, peace, I love y'all, I'm out.