Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Colorado Buffaloes get SMACKED in Bowl Game but Dub is proud of Deion and dem boyz!!

Episode Date: December 29, 2024

Bubba Dub recaps BYU beating Colorado in the Alamo Bowl 36-14 ending the careers of Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter. It was an ugly loss, but Colorado wasn’t supposed to be here. Shout out to ...Deion for a successful season!!Then, Bubba recaps an NFL Saturday as Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals beat Bo Nix and the Denver Broncos 30-24 in overtime. If the Bengals were in the playoffs, Joe Burrow would be in the MVP discussion. He’s pound for pound the best QB in the league!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:30 The Volume. Yeah, good morning. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Bubble Dubs show. You know how I like to do it before I even get into my topics. Yeah, good morning. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Bubble Dubs Show. You know how I like to do before I even get into my topics. You know how I like for you to go ahead and hit that like button.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Go ahead and hit that like button right now. And matter of fact, go ahead and hit the subscribe button. Why you think? I know y'all been waiting on me. I been waiting on y'all. What you had, man? I told y'all I'm down here in the lobby in San Antonio. I had five shows this weekend. I've been real busy
Starting point is 00:02:07 But nevertheless, I got my ass up this morning and I'm gonna bring y'all a show and I know what y'all want me to talk about and I'm gonna talk about The Colorado Buffaloes You heard me? Got beat yesterday 36 to 14. Them white boys knocked the taco soup out them nukes. Guess what they did yesterday? Got me all excited. Before I go to my show, I'm gonna chill in my room. I wanna watch the game. I'm pissed so, get on it. But let me break down the game to you and it's simple. Sometimes man, people sit back and watch Coast Prime,
Starting point is 00:02:47 them that watch Travis Lula go get the high, and they watch Dora do all this, and watch Colorado get all this praise, and wish they deserved, because Coast Prime done turned that damn whole organization on the ground over there. BYU sitting back in the cut just looking. My damn, ain't nobody looking at us.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Ain't nobody talking about us. We gonna hit the weight room. We gonna hit the film room. We gonna really go out there and give it to them motherfuckers. And that's what them white boys did. Them white boys look like they was on basketball, allegedly. Shit. Conrad O'Connor, you know what them boys did yesterday?
Starting point is 00:03:20 And Shadora run for his motherfucking line. Oh I don't know who they had come to be why you are, but they were singing the motherfucking bliss and breath Every time I look around shit the door was on his motherfucking back running back was you supposed to go fuck who a fan? But you was gonna back with your dog was 16 for 23, 280 yards, two TDs, two interceptions. Not a good game by his standards. We done seen Shador put up some motherfucking numbers, but he wasn't able to do it yesterday. Different atmosphere. BYU came out ready to play in his show. Do you hear me? In fucking show. Let me tell y'all something. Colorado had two motherfucking Russian yards. awesome Colorado had two motherfucking Russian doors do you really two fucking Russian you know what they ain't gonna get any didn't get it that's why be you
Starting point is 00:04:12 be why you beat that motherfucking ass yesterday and come mad about it I'm sick I ain't gonna lie I wanted to find them to win that I did but be why you wanted it more man they wanted it more, man. They wanted it more, they were so bold, they were doing the high step, they were doing the prime time dance on Colorado, and ain't nothing Colorado could do about it. So ain't no sense about them Colorado players.
Starting point is 00:04:36 You ain't heard? But hold your head high, because you ain't supposed to be here. At the end of the day, Colorado Buffalo wasn't supposed to be in no ball game. They had counteded Coach Prine a long time ago, but they still made it. So at the end of the day, the season was a success. Yes, it was a success. Yes, I'm mad. Yes, they didn't play Wofford Down. I get it. But looking at the bigger picture, what Coach Prine was able to do. Coach Prine went to Colorado. Predominately white. Ain't number mother.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Got white folks up there. Ain't number raising potato salad up there during the holidays up there. Y'all know I'm not like that. And he can change the culture up there in Colorado. He got each and everybody flying in and coming up there to watch this team play. So I want to say I want to congratulate Coach Prime on what he done overall. You know so far at Colorado but we not going to excuse this motherfucking louts. We not going to excuse this motherfucking louts. It's un-shoutable. It's un-shoutable and I know for him he not gonna be the coach's son no more. You know Shiloh gonna be gone.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Shador gonna be gone. To the NFL going on and do better things and you know Travis Hunter not gonna be gone. Yesterday he had four kicks in 106 yards. He's gonna be off in the NFL. So you know just gonna be Coach Prime. All the spotlight gonna be just back on Coach Prime. Now it won't be on Shador. He won't be on Chador. He won't be on Travis Long.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Right. So he beat back on him now. Now the team can just do their thing now because they had a bullseye on them. Really every game, because people were sick and tired of hearing about Coast Prime, but Coast Prime, they deserve that praise. When that man came in and did things nobody else could do. Call me a stool rolling over this motherfucking great right now real talk Commercials they got the arm
Starting point is 00:06:36 In the coast problem effect, it's Wonderful look at my fit now. He'll head coach now down there norfolk Yeah, he'll hit coach now. Look at the Sun Jack's. He a head coach now. Down there in Norfolk. He a head coach now. Look at the Sun Jacks. He a head coach now. They all looking at the Coach Prime effect and what he been able to do. Now they want to go out and get these celebrity, not celebrity, but these star players as coaches now. That come from Coach Prime, baby. But don't think I don't worry and I'm just going to give them slack just because i'm cool with coastline. That's don't mean a damn They didn't get the job doing yesterday. The steak wasn't well doing yesterday
Starting point is 00:07:13 It was still pink in the middle and those motherfucking white boys. We all know they love their steak with a little pink in the middle Tell me i'm not gonna give it to them white folk. They ain't get no real dumb steaks. That's shit pink. They're In real niggas don't eat that pink ass steak. We want that shit well done I'm just giving y'all a fact today or what i've seen yesterday Looked like the team they like they were just happy to be a byu wizard It seemed like they were just happy to be a BYU wizard. BYU knew from the very first kick-off, they was gonna kick Colorado ass, and that's what they did.
Starting point is 00:07:52 And it hurt looking at it. I ain't gonna lie, man. It hurt. It motherfucking hurt. And you know, them white boys, they on another level right now. And I told y'all that they come from this little room, and they come from Trump.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Trump got these motherfucking white folks again with swag again Six eight month six to eight months ago. You can walk into a bank even if you had good credit They wouldn't give you a me me dot dot walk into the motherfucking range now What a five eighty or six on two white folks bending our checks How I know cuz I just got 15 bands last week. Telling you the truth. BYU was not bullshitting with Colorado.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Real talk and it hurts. And I don't wanna keep going on about it. Cause we moving on to the new year. But I wanna give credit and I don't wanna take nothing away from BYU on to the new year, but I want to give credit and I don't want to take nothing away from BYU. Y'all did y'all thing. Y'all played a great game. Y'all offense, score every position.
Starting point is 00:08:55 He defense played great. You hear us, you're doing them and the rushing yards are two yards. You hear Travers on the only four catches 106 yard. I got to give credit. What credit do y'all? I can't be on my show being by you cause I'm cool with these guys. Yeah, 106 yard. I got to get credit. What credit do y'all? I can't be on my show being biased because I'm cool with these guys. Yeah, it's cool. But I got a motherfucking job to do in BYU.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Y'all did y'all damn thing. But for you haters that jumping on here right now, I told y'all y'all are trash. No. Colorado not trash. They play like trash yesterday, but they are not trash. They fall from trash. Coach Prime and the Colorado Buffalo. They will be okay next year I guarantee you that no people they gonna they gonna drop the right players and the players they're gonna drop jump in that pool Damn it Colorado don't kill I
Starting point is 00:09:35 Promise that now moving on from that game now. I wanna talk about the game of the day yesterday for me the Broncos in the damn tables That damn bone nicks were getting on here we should have paid but Sean Payne I owe you an apology but you got them damn Broncos following them but that damn but that damn Joe Burrow is here Joe Burrow right now and I know the month putting up all college historic numbers but right pound for pound, we're talking about quarterback Joe Burrow is the best quarterback in the motherfucking league. And if he had a defense, and if he had a defense, his team will be already in the playoffs. They in the hunt, but they be
Starting point is 00:10:15 already in the playoffs right now. Joe Burrow had a 400-some throwing yards again yesterday. Him and Jamar Chase, and he can bowl. I'm telling my bowling too. That's the way a club back post a run a motherfucking team got Prescott. That's the way you throw the ball. I'm handing off a couple times and after that get out the goddamn way. I'm gonna let the Earl out the ball. And that's what Joe Burrow doing I mean the boy getting hit as he throwing that motherfucker he in the direction. Do you hear me? The boy ain't flinching as he throwing the ball he get hit in the real head and he ain't phasing it man. I'm gonna tell y'all something I've been watching football a long time I've been seeing some great quarterbacks from the Tom Brady's
Starting point is 00:11:05 to the Peyton Manning's, to the EBT called as Brett Favre. I can see a lot of good quarterbacks, bro. But when I tell you Joe Burrow is him, Joe Burrow is him. If I'm insisting that it bingles, I don't know who running their team. I don't know who running the roster part of that, but y'all need to go out and get
Starting point is 00:11:25 y'all to defend. Let me say this right now, because I've been real critical to the Bengals defense this year when we all have. But yesterday, y'all got to stop when y'all was supposed to get a stop. And that's all you have to do at some time. Get a stop when you need to get a motherfucking stop at the end of the day. I seen Joe Burrow throw a ball in the end zone to Jamar chase and dropped it did they stop it from going right back to him? He'll know sometimes my team that we who are we go for will throw a ball to receive when he drop it and they don't Look his way no more that ain't what you're supposed to do You supposed to go right back to that book you dropped them, but you better not drop no more. I seen them wait And Bengals job better page your marches. Like I said, you're not gonna be able to pay
Starting point is 00:12:08 Him and he can't miss which you better go ahead and pay Jamar chase He goes you gonna lose him to somebody somebody gonna paying big money and he worth it now Sisson that it Bengals kick him you need your motherfucking ass What the fuck for missing that 30 33 or field goal that would have ended the game earlier But you didn't imagine driving down the field Just just didn't first down got the first down and I always got to do now You just kick the field goal ball game over in this motherfucker. Don't warm enough kicking his leg running out there Do this in my sleep? Yeah, but mr. Motherfucking feel go
Starting point is 00:12:47 Now if the Cincinnati Bengals were to lost they wouldn't even be in the playoff hunt right now. They would be they would be done But they end up winning Broncos, I think all the Bronco Broncos in it. I think they ain't it right now Oh, they just gotta win one more game, but I'm not mistaken I think the Broncos is they okay I think they control their own destiny pretty much they just gotta win But from what I'm seeing from Bo Nick cuz I was real critical early on from Bo Nick cuz he was having games When he were having 135 your passion what goddamn quarterback having 135 your passion besides my good friend up there in Indianapolis Anthony Rich's I'm just I'm just being real
Starting point is 00:13:25 freeing up that Indianapolis Anthony Riches. I'm just I'm just being real. Ain't no way a quarterback is supposed to have a 135, 150-yard motherfucking passing. This ain't a fail. It's a passing lead. And if you ain't got over 200-yard passing game, that's a problem. But that's what Bo Nicks been doing. But the Broncos defense was handling big things. And I just want to say I'm not a supporter of Sean Payton, but what you've been able to do with the Denver Broncos this season is marvelous. I like it. I can see why they say you're a quarterback coach
Starting point is 00:13:56 for the things you did with Drew Brees. I'm starting to see that now what you're doing with Bo Nicks. Now yesterday he made a terrible decision in the end to throw that ball. Cause sometimes these quarterback feel like i got a strong one i can get that ball there before that defender gets there but the nfl players you gotta realize these is motherfucking athletes d boy six two 260 run four five four six 40 they can god damn it they can cover ground like a motherfucking cheater in the slo- do you really ass in the house be jumping like that different than different.
Starting point is 00:14:27 That cheetah be 200 yards away. He just, he ain't even running yet. He just getting a little bit closer. Little bit closer. When that motherfucking, if something in that cheetah brain, when they get in that rain, they hatch. Come here you! God damn it, I'm calling to get you! That's what they doing!
Starting point is 00:14:45 Ain't no different when you take that motherfucking underpants. And you jump in the bed, she rubbing on you, you just chilling right now. Cause you know you got about 15 minutes for that motherfucking keychain. And when that motherfucking keychain is off, keys better be in her ear. Cause this motherfucking thing will stand up like a statue and everything. And we finna do what we post the door So go put your motherfucking Come on, they know be in a fight
Starting point is 00:15:13 Put that motherfucker on silent give me what I I'm not going to Give me what I'm I'm sick with y'all, they give me what I win! Patriots got blew up out of motherfucking charge. Jim Harbaugh ran, Jim Harbaugh ran his ass from Michigan Because you know he was in trouble, ran his ass down to the NFL. Now he doing his motherfucking thing. Justin Herbert, you in the playoffs now? Everybody wants to claim you and me? Well goddamn it, sure, in the playoffs. You know you white boy, y right boy. I love her but just This to your now we'll playoffs make a name for yourself don't sit up here to me
Starting point is 00:15:54 He ain't got this and that he's our man into our bad build that one or two rings He had a business team had a good defense solid deep in my constraint them over there But he had better she was in the world over there. No, he didn't Eli man and got the motherfucking job done Kim Justin herbal. Yeah La charges to the Super Bowl Him and John Harper. That's how long same Jim Harbour and Cabernet with the 49ers went to the motherfucking Super Bowl They lost against his brother and Ray Lewis motherfucking during Atlas Ray having that but they still got them
Starting point is 00:16:29 This the time now when you gotta make a name for yourself with nobody I mean that people just awkward Justin Herber. Okay You don't want that people mention Justin Herber you want to mention that motherfucker right there's a baller He's a game up and the verdict is still out on him right now. Beat the shit out of the Patriots. Rob a crowd. I'm sorry for you fam. You need to go back down to the massage parlor down in Miami and get some more hoes and rub on you.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Cause your team ain't worth a damn. I appreciate you for hiring Gerard Mayo, black man. I love it. You bet not fine. You definitely better be back there next year. I know that cause they ain't got nothing up there in New England and I don't feel like nobody really want to go up there and play in New England either. So at the end of the day get in the draft. Maybe you can get you some free agents to come up there.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I don't know but I'm just gonna give a shout out to Jim Harbaugh. What he's been able to do in this first year with the L.A. Charles. Got them boys in the playoffs. Can they make any noise first round? I don't know who they'll be playing. Will it be the texans if they play the texans? They can damn sure be the texans. I'm not gonna lie if they play the steelers they damn so can beat the steelers I know that but if they got the ravens if they got them bad ass bills, you know Because then the top three team chiefs bills Ravens that's who coming out the AOC. I don't see nobody else coming out the AOC but them three teams and the way Lamar and them looked the other day.
Starting point is 00:17:55 The way Lamar and them looked the other day. Shit, they might be going. And I know Pat Mahone's over there y'all. I'm I'm I'm still giving them The benefit other than doubt because they are the defending champs I never get on her and be like man, you can't shit. I'll be lying and being biased That's something I don't do in the bubble-dub. So I'm gonna keep it one hundred You might not like what I'm saying, but it's true. I got the chief number one got the bills number two How can you have a piece now? They know the super. Shut up. It's a different year three
Starting point is 00:18:30 Breakfast now we're gonna switch over to the nfc cowboys playing today playing the eagles. I think they're playing treeline It don't matter damn cowboys us. We ain't going no motherfucking well, but if we lose I won't be mad Tell them why because the e Eagles got kidding pick it playing quarterback We ought to have sell motherfucking sacks. Okay We ought to have sell motherfucking sacks. I'm feeling I'm king. That's all Let me say this And I'm not a hater and I won't see certain things. I Want to see say come on, want to see certain things. I want to see Saquon Barkley get that record.
Starting point is 00:19:06 I really do. I want to see Saquon Barkley get that Russian record. Real talk. So he can run for 300 yards a day on the Cowboys. I wouldn't give a damn. Long as the Cowboys win, I don't give a damn. Cause I'm telling y'all right here today, if the Dallas Cowboys win, I'm talking shit. Oh mother
Starting point is 00:19:28 We got a chance to win her same plane her steel goddamn in the car She's sweet They say her so he came out his house is that motherfucking concussion and concussions is real y'all. I'm For the young me and this playing this game That's not even the NFL yet. It's in high school. This a violent game. This is a violent game y'all.
Starting point is 00:19:55 And I don't think y'all really understand CTE. This shit is real. And I get it. You know what you signed up for. I get it. That's why I get paid the big books They don't get paid the big books like they should for what they put their body through You got six seven six eight mean lime and running down the field in hundred eighty five yard hitting a hundred eighty five pound
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Starting point is 00:22:13 The impact of a meal goes well beyond feeding our bodies because feeling full can sound like this. How did the interview go? I did it! I got the job! I can't believe it! And like this. Mom! I got first place at the science fair with my volcano project! That's amazing, sweetie. Congratulations! Because when people are fed, futures are nourished, and everyone deserves to live a full life. Join the movement to end hunger at feedingamerica.org slash act now. Brought to you by Feeding America and the Ad Council. Back now, brought to you by Feeding America and the Ad Council. Your brain is a terrible thing to lose, man. So with that being said, parents, putting your kid in football, you're putting them at risk.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Understand, you're putting your kids at risk. Understand that. Number one, if I had a son, I'd probably put him in basketball and baseball. Probably wouldn't put my son in football. But then again, I probably would because we all love football, man. But football is a dangerous sport.
Starting point is 00:23:17 So any parents out there that got your kids in football and they're constantly getting their head in the head, watch it, because it can affect them from years now now in the Sun acting out and acting like Ray J I'm giving down what y'all say Ray J got CTE that motherfucker running around her talking about he gonna expose this and that Muppet like he only shit Shit Brandy come get your motherfucking brother Look, I'm right. J. Mop is one wish that. Y'all better keep an eye on that boy, man.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I don't know what's going on up there in LA, but these people, man, that we done grew up and watched over the years, these motherfuckers are weird. Look at Orlando Bryant. Look at Orlando Bryant. I don't know what the hell going on. Now we got got breaking new D Logan been traded to a god damn Nick About mother the time we done got rich now we get Cuz I know we ain't just give him up to give him up who we bring in the LA Is it biggie? Is it change? No
Starting point is 00:24:22 You keep your hot and when you ever done more. I said, right keep no I am what you get But I'm feeling today is Sunday man got some football they had some football yesterday That's a football game today. They Sunday man. We are Damn it. I love it. I don't know what's going on this show. Y'all keep fucking with the goddamn sign. Leave the shit alone. You're going from one thing to one another.
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Starting point is 00:25:33 Don't just watch, download it. We need the downloads right now, man. And I don't know what's going on with the internet, with the algorithm mind room, but I like some old woman picture on the skit. And now all of a sudden I've been seeing seeing number cuckoos on my damn timeline the algorithm change I don't want to see the old-ass women on my timeline man I like one motherfucking picture now there's a bunch of grum homes on my shit and I know
Starting point is 00:25:59 ain't the only one I know what's going on the y'all maybe can't click on nothing no more cuz if you do from now on that's all you're going to see is these old ass people, man. You ain't got nothing against old ass people. But I don't want to see some young hoes on this motherfucker, their ass shaking and all that. I don't want to see these grandmas and grandmas, pans and shit. Them hoes in there cooking for compiles. That ain't what I'm looking for. That ain't what I'm looking for. That's what I'm looking for. Wong Juggabird, you gotta get your shit together fam. You gotta get your shit together.
Starting point is 00:26:31 And one thing I like about what's going on right now is like, we got some content creators who been making money on social media now. You jinx all the people on there now. Like the grandmas and the grandpas, they making money now. Hey, I ain't no hater. I love to see it because when we was doing it y'all was against it y'all are doing anything plus now y'all doing the same motherfucking thing hypocrite ass you're doing the same motherfucking thing now all set now all you see now women on
Starting point is 00:26:59 there and thongs and just smiling and shaking ass they't doing nothing. They ain't got no talent. All they're doing is shaking their ass. And wonder why your dollars grew up to be hoes because that's what you are. You're showing them. You ain't teaching these kids nothing. But how to sell that peat. Tell me I'm lying, fellas. And we love to look at the shit, but it's our fault too.
Starting point is 00:27:21 We don't really love it. Oh my God, man. Damn, you fine, man. Yeah, we need you. Let me tell you something. Real women don't have to get online and show they back. Do you hear me? A real woman can get online and wear regular clothes and just be beautiful just the way she is. I don't want no woman that's going to be online showing her ass, showing her titties, showing her coochie print. I don't want that. Y'all ain't want that. But I don't want that.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Because what I want, I don't want nobody else getting it. I don't want nobody else seeing it. Not these days. You dating somebody these days pretty much. They on the internet, they showing that coochie. And they think it's cute. They think it's funny. They think it Real women don't do that. What happened to the big mommas man? Real women real women back in the day big mama grandpa go out have six or seven kids on grandma Grandma don't leave them these women these days will leave your ab behind a motherfucking woman These women to leave your ab are liking another woman picture. Do you hear me? Are you like that whole kiss? y'all must be fucking what
Starting point is 00:28:32 do you like my shit i'm gonna like her see that ain't nothing you not sure y'all know ain't lying let your girl see you like in another woman picture watch how she act but they can go and click on us or cherry feeding ass all motherfucking day they don't think that's a problem but soon we click on a big fine motherfucking chick from Colombia. No, but I They got a problem We need to put these phones down. Yeah, I don't get any way no Goddamn, you won't keep looking at us in Chris Brown. God damn it. I will keep looking at these hoes, too Now stop what I'm doing over here My girl gonna hit me up.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Hey, bubba, you think we should switch phones for a day? Hell no! That's why I don't want nothing in your motherfucking phone! Ain't nothing in your phone. I don't want nothing in your phone. I want to see. I done seen shit in your phone before, and I don't want to see it again.
Starting point is 00:29:18 That's why I don't want to switch phones with you. When it come time coming up, you think you can help me get a car? Hey, yo, no. I've been getting around. That's how you gonna continue to get around. I'm just buying you no motherfucking car. You women got some nerd to ask your man to buy you a car.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Do it your daddy in. But your grandma, but your grandma, your grandpa. You ain't got no fucking car. You think because you're giving me some of these greasy ass markets, I ain't supposed to buy you a car. I'll be damned. You better open. If your girl ain't got no car, keep it that way. That means she can't pull up on your ass when you go off the town. Not buying no motherfucking car. I buy cars for my kids. That's it.
Starting point is 00:30:08 I ain't buying no other grown person no motherfucking car. I buy my kids. I got two girls. Nine and six. And they get 14, 15, Lord let me live to see it. And they want a car. They gon' hell with all they know. You give them point A to point B. Before me buying my drugs, I be paying.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I'm buying those motherfuckers cars. Buy your school. I buy your motherfucking school and let your school. You better charge that motherfucker up too. Keep it charged. And before $100, I go out and get your school. Before me going on that parking lot and pulling off or something. Shit, I bet not, and y'all bet not either.
Starting point is 00:30:42 How many women buying y'all cars? And I say a lot of times on the internet, man me my girl bought me a car niggas your money It's show motherfucking money, but you want to fool us and make us feel like she didn't bought you a car man. Stop it. I Remember seeing that she was money bagging. All right at that she bought me some land and we told motherfucking money But you know motherfucking land women or anything like that, fam. But y'all be all invested and believe in it. I need men and women like that, man. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:31:11 That's shit. Thank you. Y'all better hope y'all alive. It's alive outside this internet, y'all. It's alive outside the internet. I guarantee you that. I promise you. Shout out to the people that been popping up all weekend to my comedy show down here
Starting point is 00:31:27 in San Antonio, Texas. We've been having a bop. Oh yeah, my good Mexican friends, god damn it, they been showing up. Boots with the spurs. You got them right, them Mexicans pulling up. And my name's SeƱor Dub down here too. They all call me Dub, uh,all. What's what he do? Hi, yeah, Duffman last show tonight at 630
Starting point is 00:31:50 If you're out here still in the city to my last show tonight at 630 at the Emperor Go and grab them tickets man and come see me and my team because we getting off I'm putting on a motherfucking show right here and to the people ain't never seen me perform You're missing the tree. I'll push You miss the tree. I'm here I'm giving it to you from the start to the end to the real-life stories and they funny They're my fuck might be going through some shit calling my show. I get this shit out of your mind Do you hear I get this shit off your mind. Do you hear me? I get that shit off your mind.
Starting point is 00:32:25 I promise you I will. Doug ain't gonna lie to you. I'm gonna tell you the truth. Make no woman hear it. But call it till your ass is true. It's something more. It's something more y'all be thinking, God, that your ass alive right now.
Starting point is 00:32:39 Cause she coulda called your ass home. But it didn't. If you're just not tuning into this show, I already talked about Colorado Colorado I've been crying all motherfucking night but the Bible say that may be crying all night maybe morning all night but in the morning it's still like this morning yeah we upset about Colorado losing but guess what it ain't the end of the motherfucking world either it's always next year same with the Cowboys we ain't going end of the motherfucking world either. It's always mixture saying with the cowboy We ain't going nowhere. We're gonna be right on the sideline with everybody a team who ain't going to play out this postseason
Starting point is 00:33:09 Guess what? It's okay. Always a new hero. I talked to a guy yesterday, Doug man. I don't think it's Jerry Jones. I just looked at him The fuck you mean you don't think it's Jerry Jones. We ain't been to the playoffs in 30 motherfucking years. Who is it? Jerry John, we ain't been to the playoffs in 30 motherfucking years. Who is it? Who is it? The man best coach we had was Jimmy Johnson. Jerry ran him home, brought in Barry Schwitzer, he won, but that was Jimmy's team, and you ain't done nothing else ever since. So who's the problem?
Starting point is 00:33:38 The players are Jimmy. I mean, the players are Jerry, and not Jerry. Jerry John do I get good players? But he gonna go out and get the players when we really need him on when they're available We could've got big back there in Henry this year. Did we get it? We could have drafted Jamar Chase We could have drafted quarterbacks So the problem with the Cowboys is Jerry Jones playing it simple.
Starting point is 00:34:05 He do shit his way. And I understand this your team. You can do whatever you want to do with it Jerry. But that's why we ain't winning no Super Bowl. That's why we ain't been back. Because of Jerry. We're only supposed to cut the shit, put the right people on the team, and get out the motherfucking way.
Starting point is 00:34:21 That's all you're supposed to do. Jerry not doing that. He writing the check in, going out on on the field talking to the players and asking them do this do you like Mike McCordney or do you don't like Mike McCordney or this and that no you gotta stay out the way let a coach coach at the end of the day you got the little coach coach and I seen that the Sacramento Kings just fired Mike Brown get your ass up out here You got frozen on your team box suppose on your team walking you on the motherfucking achievement They can probably do Jackie Christie on the team. He got goddamn into it. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:34:59 Oh, Chris, you know, don't Christy you used to play with Mike Bigby. Yeah Stop it. Oh They lost to the Lakers. Now by the way, it's Chris Wellwood. That team was supposed to beat the Lakers. But we already know the game is red. I don't care if y'all want to hear this shit or not, it's real talk. The read the NFL read all this shit read this shit make believe is intertamina All and anything is all about that people It's all about that motherfucking people It's shit. They control what we see The cap and Nick was kneeling. Oh man, we watch the watching football no more. Shoot, y'all were steady touring in watching.
Starting point is 00:35:46 I know I would help most of the white folks, but I ain't watching cause they kneeling. When you had our own veterans, so saying they didn't feel disrespected by what Kaepernick was doing, but you had people still complaining about standing for the flag and that national anthem is what? Do you hear me the nuts now I Will take a few parts out of it, but it's still racist huh a fist bumping from his head all the way down Do I gotta keep preaching all this shit? Do I gotta keep preaching all this shit each and every day, man? I'm telling y'all some real live shit that's going on in front of our very eyes, man.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Yes, I know this shit read. But am I gonna stop watching it? Hell no. I love watching football. I love watching basketball, baseball, and hockey. I love it. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, and hockey. I love it. Jazz Riggs, yeah they got money on this shit, and so do I.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Shit, Vegas ain't throwing no one goddamn, putting money on these guys. I'm putting money on the guys. You should be putting money on these damn guys too. Stop getting too invested in this shit, I get it. You got a team, you're a Raiders fan, you love the Raiders, you'll never root for now another team, I get it. But when the last time the Raiders went to the Super Bowl, the last time I checked every Super Bowl that happened, you motherfuckers tuned in and watched it.
Starting point is 00:37:16 But y'all wanna get mad at me, because I like Buffalo too. Motherfuckers like what I do, right? Now, I hold you Cowboy fans that were mad at me for putting on that Buffalo girl Every year you motherfuckers watch the Super Bowl don't you? Tell me I'm right Why are you watching another team?
Starting point is 00:37:36 Why I tell you why cuz it's inter Same way Beyonce around us shaking that ass last week in goddamn H-Town that was the best thing going on Christmas. Beyonce got enough shaking that ass. I love you queen. Be high goddamn it. Jay-Z made sure Beyonce had her perform in that motherfucking. But you couldn't make sure goddamn Lil Wayne got them to do nothing New Orleans though.
Starting point is 00:38:03 That's the shit I'm talking about We know kids are gonna do his motherfucking thing down that New Orleans. It took I had a split God damn Kendrick do 15 minutes and got them pained in 15 minutes. Everybody will be satisfied Preaching the day they don't want her that door. I'm done. I think about this. Yeah Oh, can you clear came out there 15 weeks? 15 because you man right now and then look them little plane bird man Man, it's pretty hot boys could have closed the goddamn show Masterpiece could have came out there too. Don and I and could have had sea murder on the goddamn on the goddamn chocolate run from jenny Oh Goddamn it eating soup
Starting point is 00:38:43 That the way you go up the end I bet the motherfucking race go up digging I put a super bowl show the capital you it'll be one fucking age to it'll be one other age to real talk trash other they go to the goddamn Colorado Buffalo. Friends. People throw in from everywhere, come down here and watch Coach Prime do they motherfucking thing. Those people live half time. Do you get, those folks live half time.
Starting point is 00:39:14 I know Coach Prime hot, but I know he got God in him, he ain't gonna let too much get to him. Yeah, I know he disappointed. He real disappointed. But he also know he still got more work to do. And I know Coach Brown gonna put the work in and make sure it be done. But they played like trash yesterday and I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I don't like it one motherfucking bit. Thank y'all for tuning in today to the Bubble Dub Show. Don't worry I'm going live late on tonight. Got the Eagles in the cap. Don't worry god damn it after my show cause my show every day is 6.30. So best believe tonight, I'm gonna go live again. You motherfuckers be engaging. And your notifications on, go be going live. Peace and love, now. The Volume The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.
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