Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Colorado SHOCKS Baylor in epic comeback

Episode Date: September 22, 2024

Bubba Dub reacts to Shadeur Sanders and the Colorado Buffs miracle win over the Baylor Bears. That’s why you play to the very end!! And it helps that Colorado has the best player in all of college f...ootball - TRAVIS HUNTER!!Plus, Bubba reacts to Jamie Foxx’s viral video with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones talking about player’s meat, Anthony Joshua getting knocked out, and Future’s TRASHH mixtape!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
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Starting point is 00:00:55 And remember, only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester, and the Ad Council. Do nice guys really finish last? I'm Tim Harford, host of the Cautionary Tales podcast, and I'm exploring that very question. Join me for my new mini-series on the art of fairness. From New York to Tahiti, we'll examine villains undone by their villainy, monstrous self-devouring egos and accounts of the extraordinary power of decency. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or, come on in you.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Yeah, come on in this motherfucker tonight. Come on now. I need you to already hit the like button right now. Hit the subscribe button right now. If you a Hagle, you might wanna leave this chat. If you a Hagle, you might wanna leave this chat tonight. Let's talk about them bumps. 38, 31 overtime win.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Come on. Prime time lifting, but he walked out. I don't think y'all heard me today. Coach Prime lived on the field, but he walked out. Come on. Y'all told me Colorado was going to lose to Baylor. Come here. Y'all told me Colorado was gonna lose to Baylor. You lied. I'm gonna need y'all to repent cuz y'all been seen.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Feeling good, full of it. Look, I'm putting this one in me to work tonight. Come here. Go ahead lay down real quick. Let's talk about this win. Come back overtime. Do the ball of the jaunty. Throw it up the ground. Come here. In the rain. I wanna go outside in the rain. I thought it was key sweat the way it was raining the other day. I thought it was key swear the way it was ringing after the day. That's what it takes, Sador. Even though you were getting sacked, even though you were holding the ball a little too motherfucking long, but you made things happen. You gotta have faith.
Starting point is 00:03:21 You gotta have faith. Travis Hunter, seven catches a buck, 30 commutes. Goddamn Sadoor Sadoor! Is that me? Travis Hunter is part of the best player in college football right now. Offensively and defensively. Do you hear me playing both sides of the ball? Not taking no plays out, giving it all he got? You don't find too many players like Travis. Travis is a wimmer.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Everybody on that team tonight is a fucking wimmer. One step difference, cold ass is a wimmer. I'm gonna need all you non-believers to come in here and apologize. All the non-believers apologize. I'm gonna get to Jerry Jones' ass in a minute, but we talking about Colorado right now. Take my glasses off. I'm tired of playing with you mofo. I'm tired of playing with you mofo.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Y'all told me Baylor were gonna win and they did Y'all say coach prime came coach I can't tell you team were down damn the game with damn no over Anybody with a motor gave up a coach Brian kept over one player at a time That's what I tell them ho one blue shoe at a time. Can you? That's what I tell them hoes one blue chew at a time. Give me one. I'm not gonna take no two and three blue chews on your funky ass.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I'm taking one blue chew at a time on you. And you gonna like it. Damn right you gonna like my secret. Just give me, give me, give me, huh? Come here, let me give you 100 miles an hour. One inches, 100 miles an hour, put a hole in a Grand Canyon. Y'all can't tell me shit.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Feeling good tonight. Colorado got the victory, 38, 31. If you're just not coming in, hit the like button, hit subscribe button. Now let's talk about Jerry Jones. In the locker room, looking at boys meets, trash. Jerry Jones got the gold. I don't want nobody, not even the owner in the locker room looking at them boy meets. Talk about eight and a half. Stop it. You probably trying
Starting point is 00:05:34 to build a motherfucking Super Bowl team. You in here looking at meets? Is you crazy? Now y'all made Dr. Sterling sell his team for talking that slavery talk. This the same motherfucking talk He up there with Jamie Foxx Talking about meats. Do you hear me? Not that we just got blew up by the motherfucking saints. You ever heard of me? Not my own. Not my own. That's been 88 years, 88 years old, 15 years in a row. Shit. I'm gonna need y' y'all coming here and help me understand what Jerry Jones was talking about a fine nine player running a 4-4-40 and he got it to meet. Man what the world coming to y'all. You mean to tell me Jerry Jones the owner of the Dallas Cowboy is more concerned about meats.
Starting point is 00:06:47 His old ass ain't enough shaking hands. How you doing? How you feel? He peaking. He peaking like the White Howard was in the locker room at them Boy Meats. Allegedly. We're going to talk about it tonight. That's why we came in. No damn games. You ain't scouting talent. You scouting meat. Me watching ass. I guess I'll never make the cowboy team, cause I ain't got no meat.
Starting point is 00:07:13 But I got heart though. Heart and desire is what I got. I tell them all the time baby, I ain't got no meat. But I can love you begging anybody to love you. I can hold you begging anybody to love you. I can whisper in your ear begging anybody can whisper in your motherfucking ear But if you with me for the meat you looking for the wrong guy. I ain't got no motherfucking me But my tongue game strong than a motherfucker. Come here. I Got a Komodo dragon mouth. I put this tongue on you baby. It's a wrap old dragon mouth. I put this tongue on you baby. It's a wrap. Come on. Don't tell your own girl. Dub ain't got no meat but his tongue game off the chain. Come on. Thumbs up. When
Starting point is 00:07:52 I go low, I'm better than he's be old. Come on. I'm part of the small meat game and I'm proud of it. I'm proud of seeing people with big meats gonna kiss council. I'll never kiss council. God bless me with immunity from council because of my small meat. I can't go all up in there like y'all can. I'm just barely scratching the surface but I'll never kiss council. I'll tell you that. So all you big meat meeting back there laughing and talking about me right now you gonna get council boy you got three or four months you gonna catch council I'll never catch it never catch STD either come on me
Starting point is 00:08:33 ain't long enough to go in now I am being blessed I got a turbo shield well it's brutal though one of the seven wonders of the world is my penis it ain't but one inch but it's one of the seven wonders of the world is my penis. It ain't but one inch, but it's one of the seven wonders of the world. Got a cowboy playing the ravens tomorrow. Damn it. We better win. I don't want to hear all this shit. About what we should have done or what we could have done. Damn it, we better win tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I got fifteen hundred on the game tomorrow. I ain't learned my lesson yet. I'm a cowboy for life. I heard rumors about Amari Cooper coming back. Go and get him. And don't be looking at his meat either. Go and get him. Blake Hunt, I ain't booing shit one child a night, man.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Anthony Joshua, drainage. You the sire's motherfuckin' princeman I ever seen in my life. 6566 laying on your motherfuckin' back like you back strokin'. Nigga, you ain't swimmin'. What's his name, Duboff? Bow, knock mommy juice out of Anthony Joshua's mind. I thought you were fighting fat-ass ruin on roo as again Too much shit going on Eminem endorsing Kamala Harris. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:09:55 Don't like that Eminem endorsing a sister coming Come here Come here That damn Eminem done spoken. I appreciate you Eminem, but your spaghetti still trash I'm not eating that shit when I come to Detroit Do you hear me? I? Rather get a cold with vaccine to eat Eminem cooking shit Give a damn who who name on it bizarre you can put a name on I don't fucking want it I
Starting point is 00:10:27 Want some answers to watch Jerry Jones looking at me? I'm gonna know it that watching film. I'm gonna know exactly is he gonna run over 100 yards this year? That's what I wanna know being a cowboy fan sucks All we do is fucking move. I'm tired of losing. I'm gonna win sometime y'all. I wanna be a winner. Couple of weeks ago, let me tell y'all a true story. A couple weeks ago, I'm at a club. My homeboy get into a fight. I went to the restroom. When I come out the restroom, my homeboy getting into a fight. He getting drug up under the DJ booth and there's people saying, bubba dub, that's your people.
Starting point is 00:11:03 I'm saying that ain't my guy We don't get in the fights. We play us but all along I knew they were my homeboy with a fight I did the most thing I did the realest thing a friend could ever do I Went and jumped in the motherfucking car that like I was drunk and when he came to the car stumbling man, man I just got into a fight. We man man I just got into a fight. Wink. Man stop playing with me boy you ain't got into no fight. Shit that dude tore his ass off the bone. I wasn't getting in there. I was back there with the crowd seeing him take them punches. I knew I wasn't gonna take them. So let me go and jump in the car and act like I'm drunk and I did that and I don't feel bad about it either On the ride home. He telling me shit. I was putting hands on him. You a liar?
Starting point is 00:11:48 What's in in my mind? You a motherfucking liar? You didn't get nailed again. You were laying up on the DJ booth You were spitting ruckus You were spitting ruckus There's another thing I want to talk about I love Freaks of the Dell But all is his new mix tape is a classic You a motherfucking lie. It's big do Y'all gotta stop lying with shit mediocre. Let you let it be known in media. Okay, damn mix tape future put out per train And y'all I don't even want to listen to rap no damn more. I'm gonna start listening to jazz music
Starting point is 00:12:24 In country music somebody put more than wall and I It's all good if you lost faith in Colorado, but they showed you man the game ain't over to the very end It ain't over man. You got to stop counting people out and count them in man If you got people around you right now and they only rocking with you because you up, cut their ass loose. They go for family and all. Sometime I'll tell y'all something man. Good vagina, good vagina will make you fall out
Starting point is 00:12:58 with the people you love the most. As my mama. My mama come to me, baby. It's either me or that hoe. Bye, mama. Do you hear me? Bye, get your ass away from me. I'm not leaving this good hoe for you, never.
Starting point is 00:13:17 I done found a hoe to love and praise my one-inch penis. I done found a hoe to cook me roti a dip when I want shit. Telling you what God love, man. Y'all better pay attention. Y'all think I'm laughing at y'all? I'm dead ass serious tonight over on this show. I'm not playing with y'all. Hey, it's Jake Halpern.
Starting point is 00:13:39 We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money
Starting point is 00:14:09 overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? What can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story. My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying
Starting point is 00:14:33 is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Why? diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. It's been said that nice skies finish last. But is that really true? I'm Tim Harford, host of the Cautionary Tales podcast, and I'm exploring that very question. Join me for my new mini series on the art of fairness.
Starting point is 00:15:38 We'll travel from New York to Tahiti to India on a quest to learn how to succeed without being a jerk. We'll examine stories of villains undone by their villainy and monstrous self-devouring egos and we'll delve into the extraordinary power of decency. We'll face mutiny on the vast Pacific Ocean, blaze a trail with a pioneering skyscraper and dare to confront a formidable empire. The art of fairness on cautionary tales. Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Inky what's up man? Dunn calling. What, what's up, man? If you're just not joining the Bubble Dub Show, man, you know I be going live after
Starting point is 00:16:29 every game, tomorrow night after the Cowboy game. I'm not, I won't be going live. I'll be live on stage here in Raleigh, North Carolina, Good Night's Comedy Club. But after that Sunday night game, after my show, I will be going live. Just letting y'all know that right now. So after the Cowboy, we in the mall. Don't expect me to go live ride because I got a comedy show But after I come off that motherfucking stage, I'm going in on rage. Come on
Starting point is 00:16:54 Any question let's talk about it I'm here tonight it's late night dub edition over him I hate taking you women not to eat going spinning two or three hundred dollars on a date Now after the date you want to give me a kiss on my cheek and say see you later I'll be damn I wish you would I wish you would kiss me on my cheek and tell me good night She I'll be damn we fuck You ever took a chick I'm gonna date And you get rid of you think you finna do what you do. Uh, I don't do this on the first day Oh, I ride that bitch around to 12 in the morning. Come here. It's a new day and I'm hustling. Come here. I don't believe in that one day shit. I don't give a damn that we just met. I don't want
Starting point is 00:17:36 it. You didn't say that when you want them damn chicken tenders and that honey mustard. And them two damn margarita drinks I gave you see you gonna give me what I want I promise you I ain't I gotta get it. I gotta get it man. I Ain't bullshitting you man. I can't I can't I can't play around these days man. I got to go for the kill every time I can't play around these days man. I got to go for the kill every time Y'all man need to find you a woman man find you a good woman that's gonna love and cherish you love your fucking draw man Some of you may be trying to turn these holes
Starting point is 00:18:19 They're behind that Miami popping that cat on them boats for them pimps. You can't do that You can't turn the horn to no housewives man. You can't do it You can't turn no horn to no housewife man. You can't do it If that whole down there popping that cat on them boats leave her what she had She ain't talk to her kids in two or three damn days, but you want to make her your wife. Stop it And you women stop going out here getting these niggas that can fight Calling me he ain't got one more time to put his hands on me and i'm gonna tell him me and you fucking you bet Not make that motherfucking mistake You better not make that mistake and tell me you sleeping together. I'm gonna deny it. I can't fight And you think I won't jump on his side you a lot. Damn. I ain't know nothing about you
Starting point is 00:18:56 She told me she was single. She told me she had some crazy dude. He was talking ain't no way with you She got flipped the script Quit trying to put me in y'all shit, lady. Call your brother. You always call him on me. He always dropping on me until I start putting his ass in jail. I was dating this chick. Every time we in her get into an argument, she'll call her brother. He'll come over there and choke me out. I got tired of that shit though. Like cock word. I knew if we got into an argument, I knew he would come.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Guess what? I timed him just right one time. He pulled up. Guess what I did? I had already downed nine one. Oh! Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee! You going to jail tonight Johnny?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Yeah, you won't jump on Facebook Live no more and tell everybody what you've done to me Oh, it's going to jail and I stood right there on that motherfucking point standing on beating she's doing all that crime I can't believe you did that you go next Cuz I'm gonna go ahead put some bruises on my motherfucking face and tell you hit me now I'm gonna be a bad up about a bad a dude I'm gonna be out in court pressing charges on your ass too. Once y'all come write a story about my abuse.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Hell, y'all women ain't the only one getting abused. Us men getting abused too. Gee, think I'm gonna flip the script. You a damn liar. I got a book coming out. I been beaten every night. I been sexually assaulted every night by her. I ain't lying.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I don't see any in right motherfucking now and tell this story. Who took this one is me. I'm saving this one is me. I'm being celibate. I didn't want to give her this one is me because I know it's like peas and carrots. It'll change your life. She insisted that I give her this one inch meat and I gave it to her.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Changed her whole motherfucking life. She was a CNA, but this one inch meat made her go back to college. Now she a R.M. Come here. I got special gifts in my britches, in my pen. I call him, his name, Henry. He's strong, stronger than Johnny Appleseed.
Starting point is 00:21:09 I know y'all went to school, my meat's stronger than Johnny Appleseed. Come here. I ain't bullshitting. I ain't got no meat, but I be swimming. I be swimming, not in the coochie. I'm swimming to a bully hole Come on. I'm with angle come on. I can't make you moan in the cat, but I'm gonna make you moan somewhere else Come on. If the meat won't do it my fist and elbow will do the rest My pool name him I graduated back in 2010 how y''all feeling tonight, man? Y'all talk to me man
Starting point is 00:21:46 How y'all feeling man? No, it's a lot of people out there y'all at the crib probably don't smoke you one pilot and drink No, I'm saying talk to me tonight man. Talk to man any questions. Talk to me I'm willing to answer any question y'all got for me tonight. See I'm feeling good Colorado one prize picks doesn't here if you're watching this show then you already know this show being presented by prize picks Yep, don't download the number one. Um Sports fantasy app that's in the game right now use my promo code trash with the two H's T or a s HH download it right now. Yeah first time user you spend five hours. They gonna give you 50
Starting point is 00:22:22 Can't get that nowhere else five fifty can 50, can't beat it, more or less. That's all. Tomorrow they got Dak to have 250 something passing, y'all. All you got to do is put more or less. They got Zeke to have more than 70, y'all. Put more or less. That's all you got to do over there on prize pick. You will win.
Starting point is 00:22:39 I'm not playing. Go over to prize pick right now. And what I like about prize pick, that's if you got a player that's balling out, but he get hurt, he gonna come back in the game, guess what? They don't even use it to kiss you. They got an injury policy over at Prize Pick. Go on, over and over.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Go on, over and over. Now, this is part of the show. If you're a newcomer, then this is part of the show that I call the Hell Noz City. Yeah, the Hell Noz City. And I'm fucking get you in on that. Somebody came to me, bubba dub, man, do you get smoking in in it? Do you smoke with in in everybody? Hell no!
Starting point is 00:23:18 Niggas be having bumps on they motherfucking lip, but trying to tell me it's a fever blister, and when I go on your IG motherfucking page page that bump been there 95 months. No, I'm not smoking behind you You know the golden piss don't wash your hand come back in the house and touch the food and you think I'm gonna smoke behind you You get your nasty or nasty hand ass up out of you You get your high D P your face having ass up out of him. You get your high deep in your love face having ass up out of him. No, I will not. Y'all invite me to y'all family reunion. Y'all know motherfucking well you and your family don't even get along when I'm walking up. What are you doing him? Motherfucker, I don't even want to be here. You know, I've been beating this
Starting point is 00:24:06 whole ass allegedly. I know y'all want to do something to me. I'm not coming. This reunion. I'll call the cops on everybody in this motherfucker. He's selling dope and she's selling cat. Both of them illegal. Come here. I know y'all want to do
Starting point is 00:24:22 something to me, but you know I'm the law. Let me tell y'all some real shit for my viewers after I'mall wanna do something to me, but you know I'm the law Let me tell y'all some real shit for my viewers after I'm gonna do something to me You got a better chance of fighting a canine dog than fucking with me Fucking with me And my cuz and roger Roger been going 11 summers. He coming up for parole? He ain't coming home though.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Every time he come up for parole, I make my way down there and talk to this parole. Look at this little hero. He ain't change. He talking about when he come home, he want some bricks. Keep it mint now. For the wake y'all up Ryan, There's gonna be a change, Ryan. A change is gonna come. All I pick is Sam Cooke.
Starting point is 00:25:09 All I pick is Sam Cooke, man. Get some studs and Raleigh Doug. You damn right for studs. Fuck them studs. My studs back home. It's the women I ain't riding. But I'm on my best behavior. I ain't here for the women. I'm here for my show. I'm here to home. It's women I am. But I'm on my best behavior. I'm here for the women. I'm here for my show. I'm here to make people laugh tomorrow night. I'm here to show them who man is on that stage.
Starting point is 00:25:32 I'm here to show them. You ever feel this saying, they will die on you. Keep dying. Motherfucker, when the motherfuckers die, they make me go hard. That's the life when these females die. You ain't gonna better make me come out that one inch. I just took a blue tube. and you about to be through you ever see the look in my eye when I take that blue tune I'm a monster you think I'm running Coleman when I'm on that damn one here
Starting point is 00:25:56 You can't tell me my meat one inch when I'm on a blue shoe. I think it's 10 inches I'd be like look at it feeling Bill you know My man with big fingers y'all be doing it like this. I'd be just like this. Mm-hmm Hold you can see everybody in him happy watching show out watching Yeah, it's lip-slapping on my ass while she's sucking on that one I asked why she's sucking on that one.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Go and get it. Just go work. Work. Work. Okay, I have a cash app jumping. I seen her $20 30 times in a row. She think I'm rich. Ooh, baby, you making me feel good. My cash app keep going on and it's gonna keep going on too, baby.
Starting point is 00:26:43 It ain't number $20 every time I send her something. It's more than one way to skin a cat. I tell you that right motherfucking now. Some of y'all got it made man. Some of y'all men, you hit these women from way back, get the house way back here from the back. I mean, I'm on your ass like back pocket. I'm not bullshit. Yes. I coach I am from behind. I'm on your ass Y'all talk to me now
Starting point is 00:27:17 I'm being hunched via Alabama soon. I'm gonna be in nap time. Um Next weekend September 28. I'm in nap time me, me and B. Simone, me and R. and S. J., me and Black Tony, grab them tickets October 4th through October 6th. I'm in Addison, Texas. That's right, grab them tickets right now. They're available. Come get ready to see me on stage. Come watch me do my thing. Cause you know I'm going to do my thing. I need all my cowboy fans there. Where y'all jerseys? Tell your old ladies the world they jerseys too. I want to see blue and gray everywhere.
Starting point is 00:27:52 I need every, all my cowboy fans, y'all better be at that motherfucking show. I got five shows that I better sell out. October 4th through the 6th, Addison, Texas. Y'all pull up, man. Coming to Philly soon. And I do mean soon. Niggas say never trust Street Poor Women.
Starting point is 00:28:10 What's wrong with Street Poor Women? Nashville, what it do? Ricola, what's up, my guy? Shout out to everybody on my live tonight. I wish God will bless y'all with each and anything y'all moving live. I pray to God bless y'all, man. I really do. Y'all been rocking with me.
Starting point is 00:28:18 We're going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm going to keep rocking with y'all. I'm I wish God will bless y'all with each and anything y'all want live. I pray to God bless y'all, man.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I really do. Y'all been rocking with me. We're going to keep rocking after every big game. We're going to keep going live. We're going to keep growing. Subscribe. We're going up to comments. Going up.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Make sure you hit the like button right now, man. Make sure you hit the like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button, man. Show me some love in the comments, man. This is how I'm coming each and after every game, man. It night i know i'm gonna be going this late but for the love of y'all man i gotta keep making it do what it do man i'll never give up you got any dreams don't never give up on your dream keep pushing man stop telling your dreams to small-minded people they won't understand where you're coming from let me say it again don't never tell your dreams to small-minded
Starting point is 00:29:04 people they won't see where you're coming from you got to be the again, don't never tell your dreams to small-minded people. They won't see where you're coming from. You got to be the one that believe. If some of y'all watching this show right now, dying on your look, broke, that's cool. But you won't be dying on your look. You won't be broke for long. I grant you that. It's a mind frame, man. It's a mind thing.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Do you know what I'm saying to you, man? I'm telling you, a guy I love, four years ago, I could have a motherfucking dime. Had a car, couldn't even get out on the driver's side. Had to get out on the motherfucking passenger side. Friends and family laughed at me like I wasn't shit. But God done blessed me now I can get any car I want. And I ain't in all that getting all that shit. I just want to be able to go and get it.
Starting point is 00:29:44 That's the love of this shit. Knowing you can that getting all that shit. I just want to be able to go and get it That's that's that's the love of this shit knowing you can go and get some shit because I don't want it I can't take this shit with me when I die. I Don't give a damn about material shit. I don't What I care about is the people around me Can they help they family That's what it's about, man. Can't take none of this shit be when I die, man. I ain't no better than nobody watching this motherfucking show.
Starting point is 00:30:11 We all equal. We just got different talents. Y'all got big meets. I got small. That's all good. I ain't mad at you. Don't be mad at me. What is going on tomorrow?
Starting point is 00:30:19 Cowboy beating them ravers. I'm going to give a damn what y'all saying. Lamar Jackson ain't no damn Jackson. That's T.O. Jackson. May him rest in peace. That Cowboy beating them ravers. I don't give a damn what y'all saying. Lamar Jackson ain't no damn Jackson. That's T-Go Jackson. May him rest in peace.
Starting point is 00:30:28 That's T-Go Jackson. Y'all gonna respect the cowboy. I ain't respecting Jerry Jones right now. I don't know what's going on with his meat watching. I don't know what him and Jamie Foxx had going on. I don't know. Seem a little suspicious to me. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:30:43 Two grown men talking about meats. Something ain't right. Something ain't right. Hey, it's Jay Calbern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly
Starting point is 00:31:27 to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I was like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Smokey the bear. Smokey. Then you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through. Remember, please be careful.
Starting point is 00:32:05 It's the least that you can do. Of course, it's what you decide. Don't play with matches. Don't play with fire. After 80 years of learning his wildfire prevention tips, Smokey Bear lives within us all. Learn more at SmokeyBear.com. And remember, only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Department of Agriculture, Forestry and Forestry.
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Starting point is 00:32:30 your state forester and the Ad Council. It's been said that nice skies finish last, but is that really true? I'm Tim Harford, host of the Cautionary Tales podcast, and I'm exploring that very question. Join me for my new mini-series on the art of fairness. We'll travel from New York to Tahiti to India on a quest to learn how to succeed without being a jerk. We'll examine stories of villains undone by their villainy and monstrous self-devouring egos
Starting point is 00:33:06 and we'll delve into the extraordinary power of decency. We'll face mutiny on the vast Pacific Ocean, blaze a trail with a pioneering skyscraper and dare to confront a formidable empire. The art of fairness on cautionary tales. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. talking now y'all lost to the motherfucking Vikings who the quarterback for the Vikings Sam Donovan shout out to my Saints fans who that where you at y'all make a believe out of me Alvin Camaro Derek Carr is a star Saints I'm gonna give y'all credit man I I gotta give it to you. Y'all did what y'all did man. I gotta give it to you fam.
Starting point is 00:34:06 I got the merch. Addison Texas. The merch will be on deck. But if you want a trash shirt, you hit me up at BubbaMargon94 at gmail.com. I will make sure you get a trash shirt. They're $30. BubbaMargon94 at gmail.com. Hit me up. I'll make sure you get a trash shirt. I gotta get them back on the website. But right now, if you want to show you hit me up, I got you. Now, if you get not watching the show, I got to let you know again. Tomorrow after the Dallas Cowboy game, I would not be going live. I have a comedy show after my comedy show, which would probably be after the Sunday night game.
Starting point is 00:34:37 You can look forward to me going live. I will make a video. We'll let you know. I will be going live after that game. I want you to me going live. I will make a video. Will let you know I will be going live after that game. I want y'all to get ready to. Win or lose, you know I'm going in.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Yeah. Believe that. There's a lot of shit going on in the world. I know we all been talking about Pete Diddy. That gets too much motherfucking baby oil for one man to have and Diddy was not using that motherfucking baby oil on no women, he was using it on the men. Now if you're gay, you're gay, do what you do, but for years you lied love. You had me thinking you were getting all these beautiful women and you wasn't doing the motherfucking thing
Starting point is 00:35:20 with Caruso. You were letting somebody else hang it to her Now we're gonna talk fast I damn it we're gonna talk about it cuz you had every man in China sleeping with Cassidy And you was in the background jacking up You give me song she we're going to church tomorrow I You give me some? Shit, we're going to church tomorrow. I want to meet the pastor. I don't let her get like y'all used to do at church. I be damned. You better shake her motherfucking hand, pastor. She belong to me. Y'all too friendly. Y'all let y'all girls hug and eat and everybody.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I don't give a damn. My girl can't hug her daddy. I'm her daddy now. If I'm paying this nappy ass, asshole rent, card no shit, she belong to me. And her motherfucking kids, she got kids, they gonna respect me. They gonna respect me. Ain't gonna be all that backtalking, you ain't my daddy. Shit, I jump on kids. I can't whoop no grown up, but kids, I, shit, come here.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Y'all don't can't whoop no grown up, but a kid, I give a kid what they want. Now, a digga ain't no suicide. They do that to everybody that going on. A digga ain't no suicide, man, but we all make mistakes. I ain't here to judge that, man. You know what I'm saying? We all make mistakes. I'm a sinner, we all all sell them but you know that man done some things that
Starting point is 00:36:49 you know what I'm saying that we can't overlook there's a lot of women out here that's that's been sexually assaulted and that shit ain't cool bro at the end of the day that shit ain't cool and Diddy ain't the only one it's some motherfuckers that stepping down and done some dirt too and they trying to run but you can't run from that type of shit and none of us blacks went the only one doing crooked shit. It's some white boys. They're gonna take a fall to damn it We did ain't the only nasty motherfucker in the world. It's some white boy. That nasty to it's a Mexican That's nasty. It's from Chinese and nasty to They I want to keep taking down us but we need to take down y'all too We're gonna keep it real on this show when nobody's I
Starting point is 00:37:29 Ain't gonna sit around get you talking about the black man mo. I'm just gonna write me into Harvey Weinstein I hope you never get out Now it's the right motherfuckers y'all taking advantage of these women in the mean stop it money and power do it money and power is evil Trust me. I know Money is eat power is evil didn't use that shit to his motherfucking advantage Biggie rolling over this motherfucking grade right now him and Craig Matt Rolling over man. Oh, I picked a Kim Porter. She rolling over to right now in her grade, man Did he done some awful things to them people man for a little piece of chain?
Starting point is 00:38:16 But he ain't the only one some more people you know, did he gonna talk Did he end up running his motherfucking mom right now? Did he gonna talk? I don't blame I'm coming home I'm not gonna be doing all this motherfucking time when y'all was up in here with me handcuffing. He ho shit Come on y'all partying with him come here Now he's doing bad in jail Y'all wanna speak up y'all my friends it they were been partying with him, buying the baby oil and all that shit. You're holding the umbrella for him.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Well, y'all have been holding up this kind of behavior for the last 18 years. Now you're running out on him. Now stand with him. Brun was at the motherfucking party, too. All of them was there. I knew who would know me. Brun was at the motherfucking party too. All of them was at him. I knew who it was now, me. That's all I care about. I can't speak for nothing.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I don't know what they were doing at the motherfucking party, but I know it was some freak-offs. I know a lot of motherfucking people, careers was right here. They start fucking with Diddy. Boom. Out of here. When you gotta say no name name we'll never do that we'll never do that but you know i ain't lying on this motherfucking show you know i'm telling truth everybody else they're gonna bullshit you and dub ain't gonna bullshit you i'm gonna tell you the real it's a lot of people fucking with diddy will write him they start fucking with that boom out of
Starting point is 00:39:41 him i don't want that i'm gonna do what i'm doing now doing it the hard. I don't want that. I'm gonna do it what I'm doing now. I'm doing it the hard way. I don't want it the easy way. You not feelin' time for what my ass knifed. You not feelin' hugging me from the back. Now fuck, he need me. Rick Rubin, you hugging people from the back. Get your motherfuckin' ass on behind me and shake my hand. I am a boy, dammit. And shake my hand I am a boy Damon Like a boy wrong kid No wrong cat. Yeah, the one that'll leave a stench right on your motherfuckers must have that's the kind of a job I like that leave a stench right here. I can ride home
Starting point is 00:40:18 and smell success success you gotta ask questions you gotta ask questions they invite you to the motherfucking Hollywood part shit I beat up virtually you wanna come shit I beat up virtually I'm not gonna beat up physically I know how y'all get down I'm not a very big man and I know one or two of y'all could hold me down and I'm not going No I'd rather hear about it than be there. I don't give a damn about miss not on the action on the phone I'm missing not being in a big movie. I want because you want to fund on me. I'll be down
Starting point is 00:40:56 I feel a fund to me Not now not never That would be going on people be wanting to be famous and wanting to get rich too fast and they willing to do anything to get to them motherfucking position. Don't want it that bad man. I don't have to put on no dress to be funny. I don't have to get thunder to be funny or blow up. I'm doing it the way I'm doing it right now.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Why? Because I got real motherfucking fans like y'all that love and support me that will help me get there. And you know once I get, I ain't the kind of brother that's going to forget about you. That ain't how I am. That ain't how I roll. That ain't in me. I'm a people person. Same way y'all love me, same way I love y'all. I'm never too good to shake your hand or take a picture. I'm never too good for that. Thank y'all for coming on this live tonight, tuning in with me on the BUBBA Dubb Show. Hit the like button, baby.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Hit the subscribe button, man. Tell the world that Dubb be going live after all these big games. Let him know. Bring your asses on over here. I ain't saying don't go rock with everybody else. Go and rock with them too, but make sure you rock with me. That's all I care about.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Anthony Joshua Turning your motherfucking gloves and trunks get knocked out in the fifth round stop it Wimby young but rolling over this motherfucking spurs jersey right now. You can got knocked out from all the folks Y'all see them knocking did y'all see the knockout Y'all see them knockin' out? Did y'all see the knockout? That nigga hit Josh with his hoe hard, and nipple got hard. Shit, I cut my TV out.
Starting point is 00:42:30 What kind of freak show is this? This man nipples hard in the boxing mat. Cut this shit off. Do you hear me? Cut this freak show off. Shit, you know USC couldn't beat Michigan? Hell wrong with y'all. Hell, y'all digga had them boy took that ass up in there.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Shit, y'all know it. Do I like Rae? I rock with wrestling, man. WWE, I rock with the UFC. I rock with all the sports. I rock with that shit, bro. Real talk. Do I like Maasor?
Starting point is 00:42:57 Hell, y'all like Maasor. One of my favorite Maasor guys ever is Steven Seagal. Maasor, he's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. He's the best. Real talk. Do I like more sure? Hell yeah. Like more sure. One of my favorite more sure guys ever. Oh, Steve was to go, man.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Rock with Steven Seagal, one of the cold and more sure guy. I got ever been seen real talk. Undertaker my favorite, bro. Undertaker is my favorite, real talk. Man Anthony Joshua ain't one for down, bro. Ain't one for down, but thank y'all for tuning in here tonight, man. Kiss me tomorrow night after the Sunday night game. I will be going live, reporting on all the games.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Ohio State, I see you. I see what you doing out, Longhorns, I see you. Archie, man, damn it, you throwing picks though, goddamn it. You get like Eli. Archie, man, you throwing picks like Eli, like your uncle. You're first starting, you're already throwing picks. I see y'all again tomorrow night. Peace, blesses, I'm out. One. The Volume
Starting point is 00:43:51 Hey, it's Jay Calburn. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down.
Starting point is 00:43:59 I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm the man who's gonna take you down. I'm out. One. The Volume. Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast Deep Cover out now all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else?
Starting point is 00:44:27 And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Smokey the Bear. Smokey. And you know why Smokey tells you when he sees you passing through. Remember, please be careful, it's the least that you can do. What you decide, don't play with matches.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Don't play with fire. After 80 years of learning his wildfire prevention tips, Smokey Bear lives within us all. Learn more at SmokeyBear.com and remember... Only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester, and the Ad Council. Do nice guys really finish last? I'm Tim Harford, host of the Cautionary Tales podcast, and I'm exploring that very question. Join me for my new mini-series on the art of fairness. From New York to Tahiti, we'll examine villains undone by their villainy, monstrous self-devouring egos and accounts
Starting point is 00:45:32 of the extraordinary power of decency. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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