Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Cowboys get SMACKED by the Saints!! SMH!!

Episode Date: September 16, 2024

Bubba Dub reacts to Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys getting EMBARRASSED at home against Derek Carr, Alvin Kamara, and the New Orleans Saints. This ain’t no Super Bowl team right now!! TRASHH!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All week I've been crumped, excited, Cowboys finna go back to the Super Bowl. We ain't going no damn where. I've been humbled. First quarter, Gary Cole with 4 for 4. I thought he, I thought he, I thought he was Big Dave from Windis. 4 for 4 135 yard. First mother f**king quarter. They came out and gave it to us early with no grease. I'm betting everybody I know I just lost $3,500. But I got my phone lost though. It's on Do Not Disturb.

Don't call me, don't text me. I don't want to talk right now. When did Derrick Carr get this damn good? It's what I want to know. Derrick Carr own daddy don't even recognize him myself. That's how good Derrick Carr playing. And who are them damn receivers? Old Clave, who was this nigger?

Who is he? I thought Dallas had a defense. I thought it was stood for Big D, instead for Big Dukie. Michael Paulson, you want the new contract, you won't get it. They showing the defensive coordinator, yeah, don't show his motherfucking face,

cause this is 4-2. Running that tri-ass ass zone defense, Gary Coyle was eating it up, like my baby in my arm. Y'all know how I want to talk about when you getting ate up? That's how Dallas got ate up. Rudy's chicken closed today. Big T Plaza closed today. Trap boy Freddie where you at? Yellow Beez and where you at? Freddy, where you at? Yellow Beez, where you at? Bring your ass out of high, I need y'all to help me.

Big Tuck, where you at? Southside, the realest. New Orleans is the realest. Let me give New Orleans Saints they crazy. Them good gumbo eating motherfuckers dying now. Woo! Well they ran that ball out down lead, Belford, a little day. I'm telling you a guy, look, I damn know Swiss teams today, but I'm gonna keep rocking out and I'm gonna break the game down. Because I know y'all, some of y'all wanna get on here right now and blame Dak. I can't do it.

Dak did all he could motherfucking do. He did all he could motherfucking do. He did all he could do. Receive or fail down, interception. I knew it was over. It was over first quarter. I'm mad cause I went to church and we still lost. Everybody ended up praying over me. It was fake prayers finding me a new church.

I'm finding me a new church. I'm for the chain release. I'm for the go back Baptist. I'm a world Christian. I'm going back Baptist now. Them Baptist people, they can cook too. They don't even care if you baptize or not. You're going to get a plate at the end of church. Them Christians won't feed you after church. Shit, them Baptists will. I'm going to mail Baptist congregations. Somebody out there watching right now, come, come. Sign me up. I want to be added into the church.

Come here. I want to be Baptist now. I want to be saved. Don't make no sense how New Orleans came in and just took over, just took over from the very start. Oh my God. Can somebody talk to me? Please tell me what went wrong.

What Zeke? I told y'all Zeke wasn't going to do nothing. Zeke full of them white holes and milk a little ultra shit. Zeke just came back for a check. He ain't going to make no damn difference. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine.

He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. He ain't genuine. Zeke full of them white holes and milk a little ultra. Shit, Zeke just came back for a check. He ain't gonna make no damn difference. He ain't genuine.

No, I'm talking dirty. Yeah, I'm so anxious. Even 1130 and you know I'm talking dirty. Oh, got them New Orleans say, man, shit. Y'all don't want to bring Wayne to the Super Bowl. Don't worry about it. We'll get to our damn self. Damn Michael Parson better not give now a motherfucking interview on this podcast this week. You better go zero dark dirty, nigga. And I got love for Parson. I don't want to hear all that double and triple team because a couple played, he wasn't and he didn't do shit.

Everybody running over to the sideline and let's have a meeting. Damn that meeting. You should have had a meeting last week before this damn game. That team was unprepared. Jerry Jones I'm disappointed in you fam you up there in them nine sweets drinking that nine champagne shit brist man like rat shit stop it i gotta be first to tell you brist man like rat shit got me upset right now

Got me upset right now. I'm upset. 49er fans trash. Come here. Y'all lost to them damn Vikings. Sam Dornan, Sam Dornan didn't even wake up knowing he was going to start this morning. Y'all 49ers done lost to the damn Vikings. Adrian Peterson rolling over child support payments right now. Let's talk about it.

Let's talk about my trash ass edge up too. That's why I keep wearing this hat. I got a lawsuit out on my bar, but right now I called him all day. You need another cut? Hell no. You're supposed to get picked up. Look at my motherfucking edge up. That's why we lost.

Blame my edge up. I can't even go do no damn shows. I'm out here performing in hats. I still believe in the Cowboys though. I still believe them. But that wasn't it today y'all. I apologize. I apologize from the bottom of my heart look at these damn Eagle fans y'all are worse y'all are worse y'all are worse man hey I'm a Kamara had 115 yard rest we couldn't stop the run today that's all it was we couldn't stop the run my barber was on some kind of perks.

I don't know what they was. Commanders beat the Giants. Come here. Damn James Daniel got him a victory against the Giants today. Damn Jets beat the Titans. We knew that. Titans ain't got they self anything up up there young buck. We're yet Well, yeah, y'all gave out 10 all that damn barbecue now y'all can't y'all can't win a game

Who I owe $3,500 I don't know how I'm gonna pay this 35 hundred. I don't know. I don't know. Blood pressure up. I ain't going to work tomorrow. Hell, I'm in hell with work. I'm not going to work. But it's the same, man, to come out, beat the Browns in Cleveland, get everybody all excited, and then you let us down again why y'all keep doing this to me? Why y'all keep playing with us like this? Then I don't want to hear that oh we're gonna come out next week I don't want to hear that shit because I got to go all this week with hearing who that who that who that who that I don't want to hear that shit because I got to go all this week we're hearing who that who that who that who that I don't want to hear that all damn

week we ain't got no run game can't throw up I'm impressed we can throw the ball to is cd lamb cooks where you at turban where you at y'all don't even deserve to have on that helmet man what the hell do y'all do during all the week all the line in the interview oh we had a great week of practice i can't tell did y'all watch film did y'all see what the Saints was runnin'? God damn it, they got six, seven yards every play! I cut the goddamn TV off! I cut it off! Make no sense to me. You don't. I know I don't want to feel like this, man, I know I don't want to feel like this, y'all. Last year I would go off, I would try out some, but I ain't going to try

out some. Yeah, we get one in one. We got some growing pains going on right now. I'm getting my angle. I'm getting my angle is I'm on right now. We're just not a very good ball team right now. You got the Marcus Lawrence, you got Michael Parson, y'all don't get now motherfucking sack. Y'all can't touch Derek. When did Derek Clark get this good, y'all. I Heart Radio Music Festival. And listen on I Heart Radio. The most anticipated live music event of the year. This Friday and Saturday, starting at 10.30 PM Eastern, 7.30 Pacific.

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It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true.

That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account.

I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this?

Like, why? Why are you doing this? Why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Somebody talk to me today. Somebody talk to me today. When did Derek Carr get this good? Buccaneer beat the Lions? Come here Detroit!

Y'all lost to the Buccaneer? Come here! Come here! You bad motha in the deep, big meats, big tea, I-M-a-nil, uh, Rick, Rick, white boy, Ricky the white boy, I-I-damn here Whiteboard Rick snitches that come here Y'all done lost to the books Baker Tresfield Beach all the day come here Come here They'll Jerry golf do

34 for 55 through the ball too much fan anytime the quarterback throw the ball 55 time you gonna lose two picks that ain't gonna get That ain't gonna get That ain't gonna get it I Need my detroit land line fans to come in here come on Come on. Yeah, we ain't figure be the only one getting talked about today. Come on for another fan. Come on E 40 Come on. E-40. Come on. Tell me when they go. Tell me when they go.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Dad, turn the. Yeah, I think I just come over here and just do this. I don't want to do this. I want to come over here and talk good about my team. I wanna see, I didn't see no encouragement spots today.

I didn't see nothing encouraging about the damn cowboy. This ain't it, y'all. This ain't it. I don't even know what to do no more, man. I'm telling you, man. But make sure you hit that like button. Make sure you hit that subscribe button Make sure you hit that subscribe button If you came watch me sometimes you can catch me on Apple podcast

Type in Spotify, I'm gonna pop up This show being presented by PrizePix Yeah, go on and download the number one sports bed and fantasy app right now Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's First time user, you put $5 in, you gon' get 50 back And it's more or less, more or less over there too. Yeah, like the day they had Dax Slake to have more than 253 yard pass, all you had to do was put more or less.

They had Zeke to have 0.5 receiving a touchdown today. All you had to do is put more or less. Of course Zeke didn't get nothing. You came up, you're supposed to be eating. You're starving yourself. Having a bad day, my stub won't answer my motherfucking phone call. You see me calling you?

You stuzz got some kind of motherfucking nerve. I'm at the bar, you better get your ass over to this house and wear that sundress. That's what you do. Give a damn about you being at no bar. You get your ass over in that sundress, Lucasia, and stop playing with me. You ain't Kiki today.

You ain't Kiki on sundress no more. You Lucasia, come here. I'll raise that motherfucking sundress up on that stud and give her a business. Give her a business. Give her a business. Come on, kill her and everything. Come here. Might be a man to her, but you're gonna be a woman to me. Come here. Not playing with you today, come here.

Yeah, I'm hot y'all. I'm frustrated. In case y'all don't know nothing about this show, man, we like to do something. We have a hell and all segments on this show where people send me in questions and ask me certain things and I tell them hell no Somebody hit me up earlier. Oh, you got a couple dollars. I could borrow hell no ain't got nothing I bet all my motherfucking money on the Cowboys today, I ain't lost. So the answer is hell no. And I hate people, y'all got them people that like to hit you up. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, dog. Hey, fam, you got 50 dollars so I can borrow till tomorrow. Wait till tomorrow, nigga.

Wait till tomorrow, nigga. Wait till tomorrow, nigga. This ain't it, y'all. This ain't our season. This one loss ain't gonna define us. This one loss ain't gonna define us. I'm sticking with my team through thick and thin. I'm like I'm sticking with Colorado. Y'all don't wanna talk about Coach Ryan, them do ya. Y'all quiet now. Y'all don't hear bad shit, your dog. Bad sportsmanship. You're breath bad. Shut up. Colorado State talk shit. Took them by Colorado all week. Now when we win, you want to come over there with your hand out. Put that shit back down. We don't want to shake your hand, chump. We don't want to shake your hand. And stop talking about that. That game wasn't all on that.

It was the defense, special team, head coaches, Jerry Jones, the hoes, and whoever else was there. Addison, Texas. Y'all can catch me at the Improv in Addison, Texas, October the 4th through October the 6th. Grab them tickets right now dialers grab them tickets right now dialers i'm in agneson texas october the 4th through the 6th got six shows we better sell all of them out too it's only one game no matter what it's only one game it ain't over I'd rather get this loss out the way now than to have leg on in the season that's all I'm saying because we will be a different ball team around January

real talk real talk if you in Dallas for Fort Worth, Arlington, Plano, Frisco, you better grab your tickets right now to that comedy show, October 4th through the 6th. I'm gonna see Dallas Cowboy jerseys everywhere. That's what's gonna make me feel good because today felt like a friendly one. My phone don't do nothing to disturb, I'm not playing. I don't do nothing, I'm not answering, nothing.

I don't give a damn what kind of emergency it is. I'm not playing, I'm not answering, nothing. I don't give a damn what kind of emergency it is, I'm not answering. Now we're gonna deserve this, I ain't burning no jerseys, I don't believe in burning, I'm not doing that, we lost, that simple as that, we lost. I take it on the chin like a man, make sure y'all hit the like button If you don't you in here chatting you shouldn't hit the like button by now sugar to subscribe to

Since y'all know every damn thing what what's wrong with the Cowboys Talk to me since y'all know, what's wrong with the Cowboys? I'm who else? I'm who else? We didn't have an answer for nothing for them offensively today. Everything they wanted, they got. They ran the ball to the outside every time. Stretch plays, couldn't stop it.

Then they run screenplay, couldn't stop it. Went deep on us, couldn't stop it. Then they run screenplay couldn't stop it. Took it went deep on us couldn't stop it. If all that's going on if I'm a player I'm running back to the locker room going to get my pistol. I'm gonna stop something. I'm gonna stop something. We look overrated I ain't gonna lie we look overrated, I ain't gonna lie, we look overrated, dehydrated, but we can never be fated. Cowboy fans, it's okay, get one game.

I know everybody gonna come around and talk, no, I told y'all, y'all ain't going nowhere. Shit, get one game at the end of the day. New Orleans, y'all not gonna undefeat it either. Y'all gonna lose some games too. Ooh, I forgot how I'm gonna pay these folks, man. I'm for the start me a GoFundMe or something. I got to start me a GoFundMe. If y'all see me with a GoFundMe, it's for a good cause.

I owe some very, very, very bad people and I'm gonna need y'all to help me. I can't go to the police no more. I'm out of favors with them right now. I'm a man. I came over here and said I was gonna come. I'm here. I ain't running from nobody. Say what you want to say. Say it now. and said I was gonna come, I'm here. I ain't running from nobody. Say what you wanna say, say it now. Cause in the end, you won't be laughing. You will be crying.

Cowboy, we got problems, y'all. Cowboy fan, we got problems. Offense ain't, wasn't clicking today. And I know the defense was bad, I get it. But every time the New Orleans Saints go, we got the ball. And we didn't do a motherfucking thing with it We didn't do nothing with the ball we moved it a couple times up and down the yard turn over that firmly I said I wasn't gonna talk about my quarterback this year y'all

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna talk about my quarterback this year cash paid quarterback in the NFL history All my life I had to fight I'm gonna do it today Appreciate that big monk. I ain't gonna do it it today. I ain't going to trash that today. I ain't going to do it because it wasn't his fault. Yes, he made some mistakes, but he ain't the reason why we lost. He ain't the reason why we lost.

That damn Brickle Mike McCarthy is not a coach. He's not a coach. Did y'all notice they showed the defensive coordinator more than they showed Mike McCord nigger day. Now tell me I'm lying. I need a hug. Thank y'all for tuning in man. After every game man Cowboys game man. After every Monday

night game or Sunday man I be going live man. Y'all got to tune in and see what I got going over here man. I'm going live tomorrow night after the Eagles and Falcons game me and Pac Man Jones. Y'all come over here after the game and chop it up with me and Pac Man Jones. It's going down man. I'm going to go take me a going down. I'm gonna go take me now. I'm gonna go take a nap. I need one. My head weary. I done took enough for the day. I done took enough for the day. 44 to 19. They beat us like a hot dog. I can't. I'm not even home written no more. Man, I'm feeling a hot dog. It is my man. OK, I'm not even hungry no more. Man, I feel a little weight.

Well, I swear to God, man. Because I know all about losing weight, you all like. Well, I'm tell you, man. And I always say this is the truth, man. One time I caught my girl cheating on me, right? And I was so devastated about her cheating on me, man. And I started to lose weight. Man, I lost so much damn weight,

I got down to my birth weight, y'all. I swear to God, y'all, I got down to my birth weight. That's how much fucking weight I lost. I'm starting to feel that coming again. If the cowboy lose... Man, this can't be happening. I swear to God, man, all that noise I talk, all that money I bet. Oh, but I been capping all week.

Yeah, I been capping, man. Being generous at the stores, giving people $2 or $3. Like, it's just feeling good, man. Bought somebody a pack of cigarettes, man. I shouldn't even done that shit, man. I should have let them suffer, man don't need that cigarette man but I should have let them suffer time to be a gentleman time to be a good man and helpful and this and this is the repayment I get keeping my keys with

they homework this is what I get man y'all come check me out tomorrow night after the game man man. I'm out. One. The Volume. will be taking over T-Mobile Arena, Las Vegas. Plus some special surprises and moments you are not going to want to miss. Stream only on Hulu. The iHeartRadio Music Festival. And listen on iHeartRadio. The most anticipated live music event of the year.

This Friday and Saturday, starting at 10.30 PM Eastern, 7.30 Pacific. Hey, it's Jay Calpurn. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go?

Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We are the boy band. Your tween made you see. We are the boy band. It's painful concert number three. We are the boy band.

We're five annoying teens. We are the boy band. Always singing on key. You love your kids enough to take them to see their favorite, uh, band. Love them enough to make sure they're buckled up in the back seat. Show them you love them. Keep them safe. Visit NHTSA.gov slash the right seat. Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council.