Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Da night before Christmas with Bubba Dub!!

Episode Date: December 25, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live the night before Christmas for story time and to preview the Christmas NFL and NBA slate of games!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What we doing tonight before Christmas? What we doing? Hit the like button. I'm in the holiday spirit. I'm in the holiday spirit. I'm in the Christmas spirit drinking five bottles of egg. No, baby. Been a long motherfucking year. Hit subscribe button if I even get started tonight, man. I'm feeling real jolly.

I'm feeling real motherfucking jolly tonight. Got my Laker girl on, cause we gonna kick the worry ass tomorrow. We already lost to Detroit, we kicking gold and state ass tomorrow. I want that yellow motherfucking Steph Curry sick tomorrow. That's what I want. I want that yellow motherfucking face red.

I want brung, I want you to shoot the three from the logo of mine. That's what I'm on tomorrow. Christmas, NBA, NFL. God damn it, you can't miss. Nothing but gifts tomorrow. Had to do a little last minute Christmas shopping today, y'all. You know, I know, you know, Dubb love the kids man. I love the kids but I had to, I had to break some news to my nephew today.

I had to really get to sit my nephew down and let him know, nigga, Santa ain't real. All this, I want to stay up late. You not staying up late, Isaac. You taking your bad ass to bed Now I'm gonna stay up late and wait on Santa and I'm a leave Santa some cookies Motherfuck about what you leave some cookies when I'm starving What about? You a selfish little motherfucking this door not earning think I don't like it

I'ma leave Sarah some cookin' when Unc over here starvin'. Hell no! Number two, you got roaches! You're not leavin' no motherfuckin' crumbs out! Cause everybody know, when the lice go out, them roaches, goddammit, they get to goin' to work! When you cut the lights on they scared Sure now nephew We not waiting around for no fake a bag and make believe a sound of sound are not real Now yeah, he is he coming down the chin what sound I'm coming through the motherfucking hood Santa Claus got a brand to protect. He's not coming to no damn hood Now my sister and mommy man, why would you tell him that mama you fucked up my childhood I've been knowing Santa wasn't real

Why can't I mess up my nephew childhood? What make your childhood better than my childhood? I wanna know I Have to call my damn third piece on my mom and he telling me I'm wrong for telling him Santa wasn't real But when he was growing up for telling him Santa wasn't real but when he was growing up we knew Santa wasn't real we knew we knew we we have a Christmas tree during Christmas we had a damn plan it's okay for them but it ain't okay for me what about my childhood I want to open gifts like the rest of the kids did but all I had to do was sit back and watch my cousin them open gifts how you think that made me feel

everybody opening gifts everybody got a smile on their face it's self-adulterated I'm building like a motherfucker I hate his sound my sound will go to everybody else house, except my house. Mama told me, don't worry about it. He come around taxis. That lie she told me, I'll leave motherfucking you with her bad hip ass.

I love you mama, but your hip bad, they're a motherfucker. Had me believing in something that wasn't real. So I want to let my nephew know early, sounder ain't coming nigga and what up and what gifts you got under that tree I'm putting them now I'm not finna give all that credit to no fat white ass white man, no you wanna know the truth, nigga? I'm soundin' You can't you imagine soundin' really comin' to the hood?

Man, niggas would steal the reindeer, the slaves, and everything else All these years they had to believe that soundin' was real shit See, I didn't get no motherfuckin' craggie in my house I'm gettin' all the motherfuck motherfucking craggle in my house. I'm getting all the motherfucking craggle. Then my baby mama done called me too. Don't plan on coming to see these kids. You ain't been coming to see them. Bet I wasn't coming over there no goddamn way.

You did me a favor. Cause she did, I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna go over there and get the kids, take a picture with them for the Gram show out. Act like I've been in my kid's life all year. Knowing I ain't gonna lie I'm gonna go over there get the kids take a picture with them for the gram show out And like I've been in my kids life all year knowing I ain't y'all know that though. I won't put my shit up I'm gonna show out tomorrow shit I'm gonna show up take pictures and with my kids like I'm the best dad in the world and I ain't done a damn thing That's what dog was gonna do, but she don't put a stop to that shit though

Got me thinking she don't want me to come over because She got her new niggas. See my baby mama had 75 niggas around my kids this year They don't even they don't know who to call daddy no damn more I'm the bad one though. She tell everybody I'm the deadbeat At least I come around from time to time and see them help them with their homework to them, make sure ain't no niggas trying to touch them and all that. I said I do all that. I'm a concerned parent. Might be broke, but I'm a concerned parent. Christmas time when everybody want to get together.

You got people calling, texting me, Do you plan on getting me some hell? I got you done the 364 days. What make you think I'm gonna get you some on this holiday never Some of you been too bad Some of you been too goddamn bad to get in your damn for Christmas. You don't need shit I'm starting to figure some shit out around the holiday niggas Niggas ain't who they say they are My weed man text me a fam. I'm gonna be closed Christmas like hell

When you all the sudden when you get a family Then you serve me people on Father's Day. But all of a sudden Christmas you closed? Never! Nigga you open. You weak ass weed man, talking about that club on Cripple. No you not nigga. You trapped all year. You gonna trap on Cripple too. If I want a motherfucking 3.5 Cripple,

I better get it on credit. Or I'm pillin'. All of a sudden now you wanna go and be with your family. Nigga, I am your family. Nigga, you know how much money you gonna make off me this year? I kept your ass out of jail, nigga. And if you could tell me, I better do what I'm getting today cuz you closed or shit

Nigga you got old wall more you 24 cell Hey, baby, y'all at the brand new car criminal I don't give a damn you hold right here I gotta get my I gotta get my outfit and pussy steal trash I gotta get my hair done, I gotta get my outfit, and plus it's still trash! That big motherfucker still trash and you know it! I don't give a damn about you dressing it up, putting new thongs on, new bras, I don't give a damn how you dress it up. That motherfucker still ain't woofer, damn! Running down there getting BBL, need to be getting that cat fixed that's what you can do go down there lay down on that operation table and get the cat fixed

he hold 23 24 years old getting a hysterectomy do you hear me motherfuckers 23 24 getting, getting that history arrested. Shit, that coach got too many miles on. Got more miles than a goddamn farm truck F-150. But how y'all feeling today tonight with some cripple? Tell me you're tired of work, you're tired, you're rested now. Your girl in the cooking or your mama cooking or your grandma cooking.

You kinda put the bites together. You can't really read. You're gonna put all this shit in the... God your mama cooking your grandma cooking you kind of put the bites together You can't really read John Paul is silly. Oh damn it. Oh, okay You women got a good man and worked all year the man gonna be sitting down on the car resting his feet You ought to be massaging him and when the kids don't sleep. God damn it. You ought to have your mouth on that me I'm not putting, I don't wanna run that, boy. I'm tired, biscuit. I done gave you a life of luxury now. Bitch, you were eating Popeye biscuits. Now you're eating Texas Roll House Rolls.

So I done upgraded you. Cinnamon bar. Hell, you tired, man. You tired, shit. Cinnamon Buck! Hell you talk mine! You talk shit! Gonna be even more tired when I get through! Cause I done popped a pill tonight, bitch I feel like I'm a bald eagle! I feel like I'm a bald eagle right now! I done popped a pill! I told my ho make sure you're okay go to be here If I heard any goddamn squeaking upstiles, they get me as I'm coming

Coming in like a thief in the night. I'm coming through with my DM. I ain't be cool But I ain't mystical I ain't taking that is what I see I ain't mystical. I ain't taking nothing. It's what consent Call them 30 and 40 dollars and get you all your ass shit and oh bitch when you hear that knock at the door God damn it say come in Tiptoeing like goddamn pink panther when I'm tipping through your high through Krypton time Yeah, yeah, check your cash. Yeah, $68 I'm here I'm him. I'm him, Christmas. How y'all feeling, man?

I'm tiptoeing, y'all. My grandma lost her motherfucking taste buds, everything she cooked nasty. Family sitting around, I don't say that, you heard her feelings. Heard her feelings? She sensitive. This bitch told me I was an ugly baby. But my grandma sensitive, I say she can't cook. Never.

She gonna get this goddamn abuse. I love my grandma, but she gonna get this goddamn abuse see her hearing bad she got them hearing aids so I get right up on this in her ear bitch you can't cook Waffle damn are you wrong? that's wrong some of y'all y'all don't know when to tell people the truth tell them the truth the truth or set your ass free I don't want my grandma in the kitchen no goddamn more. Why the hell we keep coming over here any damn way,

smelling like mouthballs. The messed up my Creed Cologne I got on. I'm going to see a little old thug after this little old get together, but they ain't gonna want to be around me, cuz I smell like mouthballs. I hate people who smoke cigarettes too. I got my good For 500 out of cologne on smelling good here y'all come with these motherfucking new ports nigga smoke outside new Fuck enough to sit in here nigga. I'm smelling great feeling great Got my got my teeth done too. I'm feeling good about myself again and here you come with this nasty new boy

I don't want to smell less shit and anything I'm gonna smell like I'm gonna smell like fresh cat Creed and goddamn this ain't trash weed. That's what I'm gonna smell like And I want to roll down with my family bitch you must leave I am And I don't want to roll in with my family bitch. You better leave I am This goddamn train leave you want to be on the train when I come through got them you better be out there right You better be out there waiting on me Going down kryptonite some of you women getting our ass foggles up like tonight. Shit, some of y'all women gonna get foggled up tonight. She cryptotine bring everybody to kill, especially a woman.

They love Christmas. They watching Home Alone. They in the kitchen cooking. They got their TikTok recipe. They doing what they supposed to do. The fellas, I'm telling you, this the time of the year when you got to be up under your girl. I'm telling you, kissing on her neck, massaging her,

letting her know, letting her know that salty pussy is yours. That one something I'm saying, the pussy never really ours, we rent it. Let's be real, the vagina never really ours, we rent it. But while I'm renting it, motherfucker, I'm gonna have fun with this big, juicy, salty motherfucker. Some of them big, juicy, salty like a watermelon. Yeah. big juices salty mother some big juices salty Come on some y'all gotta go work tomorrow I hate that for y'all but go on and then get that double pay go on and then get that holiday pay

And going and get on people to make hours and come on in with your family And then don't be mad and build that work go on and do your time and come on back to the crib and celebrate. That's all you can do now. Now, for the ones like who ain't got to worry about going in. Hey, we're going to look out for you. We're going to wait before we eat. We're going to wait till you get home. The you know what I'm saying?

The say grace over food. Yeah, we're going to wait on your man. We ain't going to do you like that. We ain't selfish like that. Now, we're going to wait. So you're going to on you, man. We ain't gonna do y'all like that. We ain't selfish like that No, we're gonna wait. So you gonna get five sixty one gonna do the egg album get on back We're gonna be right there waiting on the fam. You know what I'm saying? Because that's what family do we gotta beat up for one another when times get hard I don't give a damn how time get hard for you people. You always gotta beat up for your folks

always Always gotta beat up for your folks. Always. Always gotta be there for you folks. Through thick and thin baby. Even though sometimes they might not be there for you. You just keep doing what you're supposed to be doing. That's how you'll get your blessing. Real talk. That's how you're gonna get your blessing. But it's like I say Raven's playing the Morrow.

You know the Raven's. Who they're playing the Texans in the Morrow man. He got Lamar going in CJ Strayer Oh, you know he she just tried still probably crying right now behind his best friend tank their injury But fam I get it, but you got to get over that shit dog. You got a game to play injuries happen motherfucking injuries happen Like when I'm having say they don't, how you have an injury having sex? I called a goddamn charter horse while I was having sex.

Well that shit hurt like a motherfucker. I was the one. I had him on them goddamn position. I was on that pill. I'm going down. Just two minutes more, still jingling. I ain't bullshit. It was jingling. It was raining outside too and I was rangin' outside too, and I was doin' what I was supposed to be doin'. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I You love it. Yeah. It's good. Ain't it? No, bitch. Get up off me. Go get me a heating pad in the banana Got a goddamn charlie house. I'm about to die and bring some salt But the worst thing you could ever catch is a charlie horse while you having sex boy that shit hurt That's how I know i'm getting old boy. I ain't lying. I ain't like I used to I used to talk all that shit

I'm gonna beat this motherfucker up Boy, i'm in that motherfucker 45 strokes I know you like I know you like I can't believe you can't quit. I just can't believe baby If you put a hot dog in a microwave for certain amount of time, it's gonna bust open That's me it's gonna bust open. That's me, it's gonna bust open. All this corn or chili you got between your legs. See, this Oscar mile ain't can't stand the chains.

Can't stand the chains. Oh yeah, I'm a premature I got a premature ejaculation problem I spit real quick when I ain't got that pill in me when I got that I got that pill. She was Superman More pills not more per 39 for like a jump through this motherfucking I feel like I can jump like I can fly. Well,. But I'm on that pill, I'm not on that pill, I'm bad. I fight every nigga in the city, but I'm on them thirties. When I ain't on them motherfucking thirties, I don't remember nothing I said. I don't talk like that. I'm a child of God.

And if I ever did anything to disrespect you, sir, ma'am, I'm sorry. But the minute I get back on them 30s, I'm a monster again. Y'all know that I'm a monster. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this boomstack stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC.

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I really don't know who that person is. But one thing that bothers me when I'm on my way to a chick house, she texting me, you got a condom? That burns me up. Who does that? Who gonna stop and give a motherfucking condom I ain't got the time for that!

I ain't got the time for that! Not wearing no condom! They crippled my time, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B!

I'm finna enjoy myself, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B! I'm finna enjoy myself, B! One time, man. Laggits don't do that. And Laggits, another thing I want y'all to stop doing, stop texting us, telling us, hey, we need to talk when you get home. I ain't been home in two weeks. Do you hear me? I ain't been home in two motherfucking weeks because I know some shit up.

Fellow, when you know some shit up at the high, don't go home, stay long as you got them king They don't you can't and don't admit the shit I don't give a goddamn if they got proof don't admit the shit my girl went through my phone who all these messages bitch this AI Them AI messages them ain't got nothing to do with me Do you hear me AI messages? real talk And I ain't gonna be able to do it Do you hear me AI messages? real time And I ain't gonna be able to do it Let you know what God love night

Watching this show do you know it being presented by prospects? Going down low to no more sports things to have right now scan that code right there scan that code right there, man First time you put the five5 in, you're gonna get 50. Real talk, boy. You can put more in there. You can put 10, 50. Yeah, that's gonna be my pick right there. 99% off your kitchen. Go and get it. 99% off your kitchen.

Go and get it. On prize pick, baby. On prize pick. You can't lose. The only way you lose, you ain't playing real talk. And if you can't watch this show, I heard somebody while I go sit man I ain't gonna be able to watch it though I'm gonna be able to listen to it but goddamnit go to Apple podcast on Spotify download it ought to be leading Spotify and down you all think I'm a rapper the way I always had a million

downloads right now coming to y'all before the night before Christmas goddamnit giving y'all my time and energy and love cause I know you need it some of you been dying and out because you ain't been able to get the gifts for the people that you want to give them but God done already gave you a gift you a liar! smile baby you a liar you a smile

but you ain't got the day, you ain't got to worry about having it tomorrow that's what the Bible say huh the last shall be first and the first shall be last I'm like these little Gucci yeah some of y'all back in the day y'all was slam dunking on me 360 on me now that some of y'all doing the slam dunking and I don't saying people that you were dunking on they mad now same people that you were dunking on they mad now. Nick you were dunking and everything shooting three getting all the money doing all that but when we shooting three from half court like Karrie it's a problem. Niggas y'all be careful when you up and how you treat people. I seen a lot of niggas up

treat people like shit and when you fall, same people you treat like shit right there. So be careful how you treat people. I treat everybody the same. I don't give a damn if it's a waitress. I treat everybody the same, baby. Yeah, because you never know when you gonna fall. So you better be careful how you treat people. Try to treat people, everybody with love and respect. Some people you just can't rock with, that's cool, but that don't mean treat them bad, that means you stay your ass off from them.

Say I'm around them. Some of you niggas have problems with hoes. Hoes is your downfall. You got to get rid of the hoes, fam. Find you a good wholesome woman, a good church-going woman, or a woman that just know how to do right, don't know how to do wrong.

Some of us mean we get good women and we run over them. And that's okay, you supposed to run over they motherfucking ass. Yeah, gotta make sure they be a floor tough. It's okay you get get a good one. Oh See how much see how long can she like like he sweat make it last forever Yeah Don't make mistakes I mean

Yeah, love hurt love ain't post a motherfucking hurt buddy, do you hear me I say time and time and again Yeah, my girls out there cheating on me. I didn't know that was blind it. I didn't know what was going on I had to find out for my motherfucking self when I found out y'all it hurt I didn't leave because I had nowhere to go it hurt I'm talking about it hurt. I'm crying each and every day my heart falling out man I'm crying each and every day my hair falling out man Lucas and wait got down to my birth weight. Do you hear me? God damn I got down to incubator on incubator style Everything am I taking me into the hospital for treatment? That's how much motherfucking weight I will lose that girl had so much power over me

But I had a praying mother And a praying aunt they prayed and prayed and got their hoax about me. I'm back now. I'm ready for the motherfucking world now. Oh yeah, I'm ready for the world now. So I mean, I'm ready for the world now. Just be patient. Your time gonna come to ball.

I feel like everybody in this world gonna have a time to ball. If your time ain't came yet, just stand in line. It's gonna eventually come. As long as you keep doing right by people, ain't on no sucker shit. And I promise you, good things gonna happen to you more than often. And just keep it in the book with y'all

at night on Christmas Eve, baby. It's Christmas time, I'm on bed now. I'm feeling good everybody got their Christmas gifts for me everybody good guess what all they doing now sitting around waiting on me to text you know what that text say I'm on this way and when I get that ho I want you to get nicely oh yeah I want you to get nasty. Oh yeah, I want you to get down and dirty for me like pigs. Oh yeah, oh yeah. If I can make your goddamn cow shab go off,

you better get down nasty for the bubble dub tonight. I don't want to hear no motherfucking talking when I come through the door. I don't want to hear no bad ass kid. I don't want to even hear the goddamn roaches. I don't want to hear nothing but goddamn clothes going off and you doing what you're supposed to do Make me feel Love me long time I had this Asian chick I looked at I knocked the duck sauce off of a motherfucking ass I ain't loud knocking the duck sauce off of a motherfucking ass. I ain't lying, I'm knocking the duck sauce off that Asian.

That host still showing me full price in her restaurant though, but she let me go down through it on that cat. I'm not booing senior. I had to get rid of her though, because my neighbor had cats, and she was just intrigued with my neighbor cat. This you not finna cook my neighbor cats? It's the same shit Trump was talking about.

You motherfuckers eating them cats. You gots to go. January 9thers eating them cats. You gots to go Can you word it like you eat mingles gots to go I can't motherfucking wait I'm not boasting you get your asian. Why not duck sauce off that motherfucker? I like asian because they're gonna take that much meat to make them on and everybody in the world no dub ain't got no meat But when I'm looking Asian, she think I'm 12 inches. I'm pounding. I got it in her chest Say it again, so young Shoo young

Got damn right, you know, she really saying black man I thought you had bigger me is small but to me it sound like she's saying you begin Oh Yeah We go to a moment February 1st, I'm in Minneapolis grab them tickets go to bubble duh Into calm and you can see why I'm in this weekend. I'm in San Antonio, Texas, baby. Yeah At the laugh I lie in pride fire show Yeah to Friday to Saturday one Sunday grab them tickets for your boy

If you know anybody down there San Antonio awesome H town and you're looking for a show I didn't come down there the H time though with what with the other gonna give you I'm gonna give you what you want Believe that tomorrow eat say grace have a good time and don't forget all the games all the football games on it's two games I'm all back to back then you got the NBA Yeah, you got the New York Who's here the rest down there right now wearing Louis Vuitton sound? They say ain't snowing in New York

They ain't snowing them rest wearing Louis Vuitton sound down there right now in Louis Vuitton sound They say ain't snowing in New York. They ain't snowing them rest wearing Louis Vuitton sound the time now right now in Louis Vuitton bulletproof fence You can't ask me what the new york rest of motherfuckers brilliant Who you think rogeri sign feel so damn rats? Don't be knowing what's going on and Trump letting you know Trump ain't running this shit no more He long mother fuck any shit big must if you ask me We know what's going on and Trump letting you know Trump ain't running this shit no more Elon Musk ain't running this shit Big Musk if you ask me Elon Musk got 13 motherfucking kids Did you hear me? Elon Musk got 13 motherfucking kids

If you don't think Elon Musk don't slept with one of them god damn robots You a damn liar Elon make it long the one no motherfuckers He can build them He can build whatever he wants. You can build a woman How you going with that kind of motherfucking money? Oh, I'm gonna build me a robot. I want that bitch breath to smell like J. Lo I'm talking about the Celine or J. Lo. Come here Goddamnit come here. I want a motherfucker have ass like Serena Williams. Come here

I want one have eyes like Stacy Davis but I can build a motherfucker I be making love to that robot every motherfucker I fight another one of that robot I never leave that robot unattended I go to work that month for the robot to be in the car waiting on me I go out there and have lunch with that robot. Shit. It take the jowls or lies to get me out there robot night when I'm putting it in on shit. Jamal, I'm not bullshit you. Hey, put me in that robot. We got a love thing.

We got a love thing. Hey, man. Crippin' time, man. I'm enjoying myself. We got a love thing. Amen. Thrift of time, man. I'm enjoying myself. Hopefully, I enjoy y'allself tonight, man. This is what we do, man. We come together, we laugh, we cry. You know, a lot of our ancestors died, man.

They put it on the line for us to, for equal, you know, for equal rights. You know, us as black people, man, you know, we, our history, man, you know, for equal rights and you know us as black people man, you know, we I History man, you know, we we had it rough, but we ain't gonna cry about it We're gonna keep moving on we can't hold nothing against these white people right now Cuz they don't they had nothing to do with it's them old timey mother and some of them didn't know no better They only grew up what they know so you can't grow up hating white people hating this color people. It's okay We're gonna make this shit better like my friend Steve right now. He feels so bad about what happened to his black folks

I say Steve they ain't gonna do with you, bro That was your forefathers, but I understand you upset and mad and all but I tell you what something you can do to fix it What can I do Doug? Talk to me? What can I do? to at least help You work at the bank right? Yes, I do you at least help? Motherfucker look at me. You work at the bank, right? Yes, I do. You're a loan officer, right? Man, give me 1.5 million, all right?

I need you to give me 1.5 million. I'm trying to buy this goddamn hundred acres, god damn it. Give me 1.5 million, god damn it. Man, you know what? I'ma work on it. God damn it, get to work in this thing. Because god damn it, if this 1.5 million don't come through next month, I'm guaranteed tell salary no ass been looking at black you be looking

at them black women black male shit I just think I want that 1.5 million y'all gonna know when I get it to y'all gonna know when I get that motherfucking 1.5 what the nigger do behind caterry. Not me. I ain't buying shit. Buying land and bulls. What you niggas better start doing than buying some land? So they can't kick your ass out of nowhere. Buy you some motherfucking land. Buy you two or three goddamn cows or whatever and goddamn it go on the back of the way and keep your mouth closed. three goddamn cows or whatever and then god damn it go on the back of the way and keep your mouth closed. What the hell I'm doing?

And wait till tomorrow, I'm ready to eat. Definitely not eating in my grandma's house, that's for damn sure. I went to KFC early, got a bucket of chicken, got an eye on it just in case the food nasty as usual. I'm gonna want that goddamn KFC chicken. I'm not gonna be the only one down down my grandma. How looking ugly and hungry Got some eat in the car. I Got something in the car and I'm gonna enjoy my mother and I won't try to enjoy y'all step two I really do

Gotta enjoy yourself. I'm Hell now same today Somebody asked me, will I be eating at my grandma's house this year? Hell no. I'm not eating that shit. I told my mama that y'all better cook and bring the food over there because she's doing the cooking. Hey, I'm not eating that shit, dawg. And y'all know, I'm grown now, goddamn it. I'm grown, mama. You can't make me eat that shit. I'm a grown motherfucking man. And I'm glad I I got them. I'm wrong. You can't make me eat that shit. I'm a wrong motherfucking man I'm glad I'm wrong now. I've been meaning to tell my whole motherfucking family so y'all can kiss my ass Every time some pop up y'all want to call me to pay for it. I'll be damn you niggas better go and y'all got their pictures

Let's take over their pension y'all niggas better go in your pictures before I want K for money Stop callin' me, askin' me for money Bitch I got kids, two girls They need all of my money They gon' get it When I'm dead and gone, they gon' get all my money Y'all not gettin' shit from me This money for my girls, I'm stackin' it up for my girls So everyone won't have to ask no bullshit ass nickel for nothing in life

Real talk So much they grandma got her and wrote shit for real talk Man, I'm be hating on my Lakers man. I'm be hating on Lakers, man. That's one thing I am loyal to is the Lakers. You know I love them. They're brawny, James, Jerries. You know what I'm talking about? It's the Brawny, the Lakers made 50 million out of Brawny and Jerries in sales. Say what you want about that motherfucker.

He a money maker. And that's what this game about. It's about making money. It's entertainment, man. It ain't about your game no more. It's about your change. That's what it's about. Thank they ain't about your game no more. It's about your challenge That's what it's about. Thank y'all for tuning in tonight man on Christmas Eve with you boy I just want to check in make sure y'all good savvy. I love you. Merry Christmas The people your judges will be there real soon. I promise you that keep doing what you doing. Keep pushing

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