Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Eagles knocked the cream out of Washington’s coffee + Bubba talks about The Zebras- P Mahomes & da cheatin Refs!

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

Yes!!!! The Eagles knocked the cream out of Washington’s coffee!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! Bubba Dub is here to break it all down! Plus, them Bills got sent home by the Chiefs!! Oh and how bout them Cowboys… Bubba says Jerry Jones’ head coach decision shows Dallas ain’t serious about winning. Same ol’ Cowboys!Bubba also gives his preview of how the Super Bowl will look Eagles vs. Chiefs again—y’all ready for that rematch?!And you know we can’t forget about relationships… Bubba’s got some words for women staying mad at their man and much more! This episode is straight drop!!!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Volume Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. Welcome to the Bubble Dub bubble dub show may hit the like button hit subscribe button Yes, sir Make sure you got your number for cases on also because you never know when we're gonna drop over on the bubble dub show Big weekend foot I'm talking my NFL football this weekend today Some great games today. Y'all know a lot of my cheese fans. I know y'all excited right now Y'all in the chat going off. I know my Eagle fans. Y'all in the chat going off right now. I know the Commander fans sick. I know the Buffalo Bill fans sick right now. I'm gonna

get y'all and me to get settled down. Some of y'all don't even know how excited I am. I'm gonna give you a little couple seconds to get yourself together man. We're gonna rock and roll tonight. Hopefully on the Bova Dubs show. Hopefully everybody is watching the show. Hopefully everything is OK with you. Praying everybody is watching this show, praying for great health in 2025. Make sure you take care of yourself. At the end of the day, these jobs don't care about you.

They're going to replace you at the end of the day. So it's better to have great health than wealth. Never forget that. Remember Steve Jobs died needing a kidney. He had all the money in the world but needed a kidney. So never forget that. Put your health first. So let's get to the thing what we're here to talk about tonight. The Buffalo Bills played the Kansas City Chief,

which is defending champs tonight up there in Kansas City, Missouri. Got it right. I don't want y'all to cuss me out no motherfucking more about, it's not Kansas City, it's Kansas City, Missouri. Well, oh well, teach me on 32 and 29. Let's talk about it. Now I'ma be honest. Now I sit up there and say earlier that the Rebs played a part. I really feel like there was a first down by Josh Allen. Okay. I feel like there was a first down by Josh Allen. Okay, I feel like it was a first down, but the Reels said it wasn't cool. But let me break this down to you right here though. The Buffalo Bills tried to make Josh Allen the MVP, and that's the reason why they fucking lost.

Coop was cooking tonight. Fountain Cairns for 85 yards. They stopped giving James Cook the motherfuckin' ball! That's why they lost! 13 carrots, 85 yards! That's 6.5 yards of motherfuckin' carrots! That mean they can't stop him! Can't give any to him!

But no! Y'all wanna make Josh Allen star! And look what he got you, going back home with Conan. That's Kansas City, that's expected. If you go on there and play in them, they got hundreds of the base. Common sense tell you, they gonna get some calls. They just, that's just what it is.

But you play right into their hands. They couldn't stop the run all night. But what y'all do, y'all wanna throw the motherfucking ball, shots at it, throwing the ball in the mother, damn they hit the nacho lady. Who you throwing to, fam? Who you throwing? And fumbling.

Three motherfucking fumbles. Yes, you recover them, but you're fumbling Yeah, that did that just bottom line that's what it was Pamela home doing what Pat my homes do taking them boys down the field and scoring arm get gang with it feel Go you cannot give Patrick my home the ball with time on the clock. You can't do that He's gonna consistently make things happen if you happy be down just a Kansas City cheese and the cheese got the ball they ain't gonna do nothing but get first down out the motherfucking first down and keep the ball and that's what they done tonight

damn there's nothing different than cheese or who we thought they are get your gun on the goddamn hook you had a perfect game playing Buffalo you had a perfect game playing, Buffalo. You had the perfect game playing. You came out running the ball, bootlegging, not letting Josh Allen make the rolls. On the run. But what you do in the end, you fail right back in the hole

with trying to make Josh Allen the MVP. No difference who with the Seattle Seahawks did when they lost against the New England Patriots trying to make Russell the Bonewatch Wilson the MVP and fucking lost when he threw that in in the end zone. Now tell me I'm lying. That's what happened tonight. The NFL been trying to make Josh Allen the poster child for the NFL for a while now. But no. Mm-mm, that man up the bus. Dean Meple's gonna be in the Super Bowl. It couldn't help us.

J.J. Irk and Pete, I don't call him Pat Mahone no more. I call him Pete. You see that, right? Fucking shit. And guess what? Kelsey didn't even have a good game tonight. And they still won. You don't think Kelsey gonna get off in this motherfucking Super Bowl?

You a damn lie. And you a damn lie. Chief defense look good though. I'm not a lone liar. They got penetration. They start sending them anxiety bliss. I got the Steve Speck, No you the defensive coordinator that been with the chief I wanna say like all these

Super Bowl runs they been on I think Steve Speck know you been there and man They send them motherfucking anxiety glistens in there and she for a trick in the shit. I Josh Allen too. I Kid I I got to give credit to what he do He had everybody up at the line acting like they're for the going in getting in they backed off through Josh Allen off He came out like looking for a high rot and what need for no high rot cuz they wouldn't even listen That's great coaching and you read probably the best coach That's ever coasting the NFL beside Bill Billich and Joe a see for Don't sue. You know, we got some great coaches to him land You're having great culture come along the way Mike Tumlin. I put him up there It's double coasted in the NFL beside Bill Billichet, Joe Seifert, Doug Alshula.

We got some great coaches, Tom Landry. We got some great coaches coming along the way. Mike Tumlin, I put him up there as well. But overall, the Chiefs teams, man, they won tonight. And like I say, I want to get pretty with CreditDuel. I'm not going to be a hater and just say the ref, the reason why they won. I just, one play that I saw that I thought was the first down by Josh Allen they didn't

get it all well but overall the Buffalo Beals you can't be mad at nobody but your motherfucking self you had to the finish champ right where you born you have but you stop giving a ball cook for what I don't fucking know you got a decent plan. Speak to him. Just some different men on these streets. When I used to move at work, I would hear some great game work. Great game power. But I was cooking powder. I'm digging that. And hit that powder up real quick. and they hit that pot up real quick. Rock 14 come back 21.

Good work. What they start doing, start putting bacon so much into work and cook it up for me. No different from the night. Jane Cook was straight dropped. What they going to do? They're going to put bacon so good now. Josh Allen the bacon solo.

That's why they lost. Sometimes you got to keep it simple. Yo, we're gonna Josh Adler and the BDNBP and you gonna take us to the Super Bowl, we gonna ride his back. They all there celebrating before the game. Got Jim Kelly, old Rickleface, I had that. Let me tell y'all something, man. Jim Kelly had counsel, he went through what he went through and I'm thank God he made it through that

counsel but sometimes you got this like you know what I'm not ready to be on TV I ain't gonna age like milk. Y'all ain't lying to me and milk out overnight. It's what'll happen. It's gonna fuck this ball. They say what they're talking about, those black folk. But see, we age beautifully. I ain't gonna force that black man to be 70 years old. You won't even know it. Man, he gotta be fairer, bigger, taller.

That man's 75. Y'all don't even know it. But now white people? Shit, once y'all get a certain age, that neck get wrinkled and loose like a motherfucker. Straight turkey neck up on the hill. That's why Jerry Jones, they'll be wearing them damn camel necks all year round.

They don't want you to see how old they is. I ain't done, I know what's going on. They talk all that shit they want to, but when they take their motherfucking clothes off, it ain't nothing but loose skin up on the hill. Look like the shit where I put a haircut. Y'all gotta pay attention to what's going on, but the Chiefs, it seem like to me, I'm not making no prediction. But if like I said before, if Pat and Pete win this Super Bowl against the Philadelphia Eagles, it'll be three in a row. Three in a row.

That's dope. That's dope to me. Tom Brady ain't never did that. And we consider Thomas Elber Brady the goat right now. I think we all do. Some might say, man, OK, cool. But we all consider Tom Brady the goat of football right now. Not Cometate, because Cometate's skills ain't worth a thing.

He need to give them their money back, cause that ain't it. Now, don't wanna fuck all that shit, but get up there talking about the game, I don't wanna hear you no motherfucking more. What Gazelle is, is what I wanna know, has she had that baby yet? Yes or no, I'm just asking y'all. Has Gazelle had, that Gazelle had that baby yet?

I just wanna know. So there's a lot of shit going on with these women these days, and y'all need to pay attention. This is fucked up. Y'all see Barack and Mercedes? They're troubling the acrodotics. And I want you women that's watching this show right now. If Barack can't keep Mercedes,

boss liberals ain't got a damn chance. Mercedes, though, she's supposed to have been at that damn inauguration, but she wasn't. That's one thing about a best woman, when her father fucking gets mad. Ooh. They gonna give her the hell apart? I'm about to blow-pick it up.

I ain't going, bro, I ain't going. And she didn't go either. Barack went out there walking by himself, waving at everybody. She, you don't think Barack getting himself on the side? You a motherfucking liar. That's why they beefing.

Marcella, if you ever see this show, baby, I want you to know how hard it is for a man to be faithful out here. Do you understand what I'm telling you, Marcella? You see the way Barack was the president. You stayed in the White House. You ain't gotta work no more there in your life. You got a maid, you got secret services with you,

everywhere in the world. You like that, don't you, Miss Sam? I'm pretty sure you saying yes. You like the way your man Barack, he ruled the world. You like that, don't you? Yes, I know you do. You like the way Barack took you from nothing to something, don't you?

I pretty sure you'd say yes. Well, so do the other hoes. These other hoes want to share Barack Obama, and you oughta share him. You have the real motherfucking say-off face right now. You see, J.K. Son, we're women and niggas. But here she's turning? Yeah, that's she's sure. Yeah, that's why he mad. I was asking him to get with G.I. Jane.

Everybody's sure in these days, you got to shut up. And I know a lot of you motherfuckers might have been mad at Trump, but that motherfucker, he stopped that ban on menthol cigarettes, and you know you niggas love Newports. So before y'all wanna criticize and jump on Trump neck, that motherfucker save y'all with the Newports.

The Newports is finna be outta here. Trump said hold up, I got to get a black pick of some. Tell them niggas they can keep the Newports. Ain't that some shit? You see? The nigga made sure y'all could steal some Newport. Got the gear in it. Can't give nothing there, but the Newport's can't steal him. And that's where they stealing it.

Yeah, it's broken paradise right now. If people in Hollywood can't keep, see the trouble, and the trouble with these women, they just done went all the way to the White House. Now, political rock and Michelle is having problems. I don't like that. First it was Remy Ma and Pat Poole. That shit died. Then it was the Newport.

Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport.

Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the Newport. Then it was the White House. Now, political rock and Michelle is having problems. I don't like that. First it was Remi Ma and Papoose, that shit died out. Then it was Will Smith and Jacob, that shit died out. Now it's the trucker down to Barack and Michelle. I don't like that. We need to book up some new white relationships.

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Then I am thinking no say I didn't pick no one was all I didn't pick no one I just said we gonna be a good game I said Jamie Davis and him and I still believe he is him But when I say say corn bar is him that motherfucker is him in the New York Giants I'll let everybody go in that front office And the New York Giants are gonna let everybody go in that front office. Y'all seen the video that's going around, the man called him on the phone, told him that he still wanted to be a New York Giants. And they say, we're gonna let you test the laws.

I got us to say this right here today, and it's no joke. If that was a black Gino, that motherfucker would have been gone. He'd be in college by now. You go coach him. Ain't no motherfucking way he'll still be in that position if there was a black man that did that to let Shaquon Barkley go. We gon' keep Daniel Jones.

And guess what? Daniel Jones ain't even done no damn up. That gold just show you how much them motherfuckers in that front office know. They don't know a motherfucking thing. Shaquon Barkley is the best thing that ever happened to them Philadelphia Eagles. Boys, that's a luxury to have to sit back and get his hand in that motherfucker's balls. And I'm gonna be real with y'all, and I'm not hating. I think Shae Korn Barkley got some kind of chip in him.

I don't know if it's a Tesla chip or whatever it is, but he got some kind of chip in him. Man, that fucker sixty something motherfuckers. You can always see him, the commander don't watch all week to stop this man and prepare to stop this man and the first play of the game that the Eagles get the ball, he take it sixty something. Who does that? Say Corn Barker? Motherfucker squad 8, motherfucker squad 9 calls. Who does that? Say, Cornbarker?

Motherfucker squad 8, motherfucker squadney calls. How you gonna tell somebody that squadney calls? Jayler Hurst the same way they pull up all his left leg knee hurts. Wasn't nothing wrong with that nigger knee. Even though he wrong, like he full of oatmeal, but what never wrong with Jalen Hurst needing me? Did y'all see anything wrong with his knee? But I'm gonna break something down to y'all today. And I know y'all all salties.

Jalen Hurst did one touchdown on past Friday. Show you something how faggots work. They had him to throw two and a half touchdowns last a day. Yeah, I remember the last couple times they was in the red zone, they were down on the five yard line. Them motherfuckers tush-tushed 75 motherfucking times. Didn't even try to throw it no goddamn more. Tell me I'm lying. Did y'all see that? Them motherfuckers were tush-tushing on the five yard line ain't never done that. That's how I know this shit Red. That's all I'm saying.

This shit Red. And I ain't saying, Red, to what team you gonna do. I'm just saying they kind of persuade who they want in the Super Bowl rematch. And you, Red, facing this old team again. And it don't surprise me. I look, man, I'm just being real. I like the Eagles. I like everything they've been doing.

They got the number one defense from number there. But you watch how they perform in this motherfucking Super Bowl. I'm telling you all this right now. Two black quarterbacks in the NFL. I love it. That's why I pick it. No team in this. I don't have no dog in the fight. My my side rest team. I talk about them in a minute about what they did right now to black quarterback Patrick P

He's sipping syrup hurts in the NFL This is a beautiful thing to see it's a beautiful thing to watch Young black shit was growing up Right now y'all might not know to watch young black shit was growing up right now. Y'all might not know there was a time when there wasn't no black quarterbacks in the NFL. You know, the first black quarterback that would win a Super Bowl with Doug Williams

for the Washington Mountain was Washington Redskins back then, but they don't have the Redskins name no more as the Washington Mountain. To see where the game has come. You remember they used to say black quarterbacks random quarterback, they don't make good quarterback. They can't think, they can't throw the ball. Well, Pacman Hall, one of the best throwers of the football that the game has ever seen.

He came in throwing those looks, and them motherfuckers didn't like it. They said that it wouldn't work. Y'all remember? Y'all remember what those New York people were saying that it would never work? Well, guess what, ladies and gentlemen? Y'all remember what those media people were saying that it would never work? Well, guess what, ladies and gentlemen?

This man already has three Superballs. He's on his way to potentially winning three in a row. Do you understand what I'm saying? Three in a row. This monumental, this iconic, what this young man has been able to accomplish in this short amount of time being in the NFL. I appreciate Andy Reid for reaching out to Texas Tech where he went to college and grabbing Pat Mahomes

and letting him sit up on the, you're up on the Alex Smith, and telling Andy Smith, you can go. I got what I want. I got what I want. been pat my homes and let them sit up on the Europe on the Alex Smith and tell her any Smith. I got what I got. What I mean, impact you home. Then they have, they have took off together. She kind of like Brady and Billy said what they are building over there. The chiefs, if they win the Superbowl, they are dying to speak. Um, and if they do win the Superbowl, I'm gonna go ahead and be real.

They are American City. It would not be the Dallas Cowboys, no motherfucking mother. But enough on the Chiefs. Let me give the Eagles state credit. What they been doing? Going out and getting St. Croix on Barclay. Oh yeah. They're out there in line.

The way they can get off, get a block. Get off that block and go on to the next block. That takes skills or awareness, that takes agility. Even though they still know what's hurt today, that hurt, subbing people in and out of position, they don't know them to play. That's a team that's giving it all they got. That sinner was on one motherfucking leg. He's standing trying to get it now.

Them the kind of players I'll get on the team with me. Motherfucker ain't got no leg but say fuck it I can go. Them the kind of people I want on my team. Them the kind of people I want to ride me in real life. Duh, I ain't got no fingers. But I can use my tongue to type this shit up for you. Them the kind of motherfuckers out there lie to me. Philadelphia Eagles won it, y'all. And you saw it today against the Washington Commanders. Jalen Daniels and Shreddin' boys, all the way up until he playoff into this game.

They were doing that thing, but Eagles beat them for 55. Put a 55 motherfucking points on the Washington commanders, y'all. Do you hear me? The Philadelphia Eagles did that. And they ain't even just throwing the ball like crazy. It's the running game. Now, Jalen Hershey, dude, for me, he do a game where he going

to throw the ball briefly. And it just might be in this Super Bowl against the Kansas City Chiefs. I can't wait. They gonna be down there in New Orleans. I can't wait to get down there. Shout out to everybody in New Orleans. I'm having a Super Bowl party.

Super Bowl watch party. You more than welcome to come. I'm gonna put the link up soon. Shout out to my people down there in Bad Moods, Louisiana. I got a show that Friday night down there at the Silly Rabbit Comedy Club. So my people down there in Bad Moods, I will be there February 7th at the Silly Rabbit.

Grab them tickets right now. They'll be on sale tomorrow. I'll be down at the Silly Rabbit. Grab them tickets. But now let me switch over, y'all, to what the Dallas Cowboys, when I ain't high. Brian, shout out to my, theall to what the Dallas Cowboys when I ain't high brown side of my the the headcoats for the Dallas Cowboys. This motherfucker ain't no coach. He done been on this motherfucking team. He ain't never been a head coach. That's the reason.

And I hate to take it there but I'm gonna take it there today cuz somebody needs savings Jerry Jones little problem with you hiring a black headcoat is it a problem long as you can interfere all over Dallas Cowboy you will never have a black headcoat is that a motherfucking problem I'd rather you go out and get rich right then to get this shit right here that's why I say it's frozen Hey girl, that's nothing in producing. Like, like, I heard this ain't been 30 motherfucking years. We been in room.

And you go out and get this sack of shit. You might as well kill, um, um, a cat-belly asshole who we just got rid of, McCarty. You might as, count him! I'm saying, I just saying, a season ticket owner for 20 years, y'all see it? He's no longer doing it right now. No longer a season ticket holder cowboy no more, cause he don't like what Jerry Jones is doing with the Dallas Cowboy. And rightfully so. We got to hear Jerry Jones in his motherfucking pockets and his pockets is deep.

I ain't saying they are deep. But if we stop going to them gangs, stop buying that bullshit ass merch, he'll go out and find a good motherfucking coach to coach this motherfucking team. I want it primetime. Okay, you don't want primetime? Cool.

They go, that's Ryan out there. He had love, he smell black. My bad, he don't want no black coats, y' actor. He had love this look black my bad. He own no black coat So he already done show us that he shows that in that picture in the 60s You can say what you want to say he can say what he can say. I was just being curious You're not fucking like so you can't risk the George now She we let a lot of shit we speak a lot of shit up on the road, but I'm no longer doing it I told y'all I can see better than I can motherfucking kill and I see

Shit written on Jerry John. Maybe it's old age. Maybe he got dementia But what they got to say about Stephen Jones and his team now, he let Gary Henry go Then you want to put all the pressure on that that That ain't that motherfucking good, y'all. Just because you make a man the highest-playing football player in the world don't mean he the best. I don't even know what to say no more about the Dallas Cowboys, y'all. I'm done talking about them.

Sorry, motherfuckers. Now let's talk about my names. I know y'all seen LeBron. He's 48 years old. Why are we still holding LeBron James, who's 40 years old, to the same standards as if he's 21 years old? We didn't hold Michael Jordan to the standard.

When he was 40, Jordan was 40, he was just 40. Well, how he trying to hold a brawn at 40 years old as if he's still in his prime? No, that don't do it. The brawn done done what he supposed to do. Whether you thank you to go with that or whether Jordan go with that, you ain't nothing that a brawn can do.

But the hate, the slander he get is totally bullshit. Now I get it. He be doing all that crime. I get it. But same way Michael Jordan help the league, LeBron help the league too. Them boys wasn't getting no big contracts until LeBron them did what they did. Now all them boys eating now. Yeah, Michael get dirty me in the and the year, this and that, cause he didn't really make no money in them years.

Like the league been getting over, so they had to get one. Hey, we... We gonna miss him when he gone. We gonna miss Curry when he gone. We gonna miss Kevin Durant when he gone. We gonna miss these kind of players, man. You know, we got the Ant-Man's now We got the trigger finger on a job week We got we got we got Shane. Oh, we got Luca. We got we got some players but players like LeBron

I don't think we'll ever see again ever Man with the 10 straight founders, even though he didn't win our team, but he went to 10 straight founders I don't just don't think we just gonna ever see it again sometime we don't like to give people they credit man. That's just like we don't like to give people they flowers when they're alive. We'd rather somebody die before. Damn man that was really a good dude man maybe she was a she was a good person. Why can't we give people they flowers when they're alive? Is it because y'all say oh man Charlie never said he was dope and LeBron said he's dope. What LeBron can say what he want is it because y'all say oh man Joy will say he's go into the brew the bro say he's go what the bronchus said what he's gonna say Y'all mean to me. I don't think Eminem you don't I don't think Eminem for like you to go

I'm telling you right now. Eminem feel like she's a best rapper ever whether you agree with him or not. He's got the numbers Now I'm not riding around bumping no motherfucking in the mail. I'm gonna be one home, but they don't mean he came right though. I'm not. I'm not be more. Well, he ain't just no plan. My motherfucking car. Get that cold. That's a lot. I'm not a fucking in the mail. That's just me. But they don't mean he not a great. That's all I'm saying because he right there. he can't rap. And I think the all white party is political.

No, it was all white party night up there in the god damn sweet Karen city. You taking Taylor Swift now? Up there? What now nigga? Pussy nigga will come around that sweet day when we went to jail. Taylor Swift up in that mob, I know that room smell like apple frugal. Hey, boy, I know that room smell like apple frugal. And... And beer. And nuts.

That's what they ever say that room smell like, I don't tell you! They ever say Taylor Swift done came to Kelsey Live? The motherfucker baby. So what you want about Taylor Swift and came to kill some live the motherfucker baby She won't you want about Taylor Swift that motherfucker is a woman She's a woman shout out to Kanye to Kanye way back on his feet. I know y'all see network over 2.7 billion dollars Oh Network over 2.7 and they just told us eight months ago. This man was crazy But D just tried to light drop him Look where he is now. He stayed down stay true to what it was. He was lashing out. Oh, he's crazy He need his medicine that motherfucker ain't crazy Kanye West know exactly what's going on. He said y'all wasn't gonna win

That would happen man when you believe in yourself, man What the cut the whole world was against it. But Kanye believed in Ye. I'm gonna keep pushing and back what Sway said. You can do it yourself. Now Ye really saying, yeah you was right. You had the answers Sway, you damn right you did. So I'm telling y'all every day,

you can do this shit yourself. It gonna take a little hell. But you can do it yourself. We ain't looking for no motherfucking handouts. We going and get it on our own. I don't need nobody to call my phone and wake me up in the morning. Only God wake me up.

I'm gonna set my timer. I'm gonna get my own ass up and go and get it. We gotta stop waiting around for people to do shit for us. Ain't nobody gonna do shit for you. You're a grown-ass man. Some of you still living at home with your mama. It's time to get your ass out the house. You ain't got no aliens.

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Listen to that old bullshit-ass music in front of them. It's time we do better in front of our children. That's the reason why they act the way they act, because they see what we doing. Then when they come up, we mad at them. Man, I don't know why they doing it, because they seen you do it. A lot of you women done had 75 niggas hanging out the house.

When your daughter grow up, now she a hoe. You mad at her when she got it from your hoes' ass, baby. It's time for mothers to be mothers. Time to be mothers. Time to teach these young girls how to wipe. From front to back, not back to front. That's why they kept polluting musty. These hoes, these young girls don't know how to fucking right

And ain't they thought they been taught shit Got to go back to the teaching game And I know a lot of these young men don't want to hear us Oh geez, but you motherfuckers gonna listen or you go on the jail you gonna be in that graveyard But y'all gonna listen some motherfucking Bottle We're trying to help y'all y'all think we hate no anybody hate no y'all we've been when you been when you go You understand we've been when you going same way the football night y'all

Why y'all keep trying to make Josh Allen the Savior? running the ball You got the one game going Why y'all keep trying to make Josh Allen the savior? Run the ball. You got the one game going. Keep handing it to him, and handing it to him, and once you kill the city, stack the box. That's when you play that shit. Now you can throw it over. But it's hard to throw a ball when they know you're gonna throw a ball. And my dumb ass know this.

I know y'all know this. In the side scheme, the same thing Rex Allen said earlier, I don't know if y'all watching NFL countdown, he was talking about the Philadelphia Eagles and he said AJ Brown only run three routes. Slank, the out, and the fade. And that's the guy that I shoot. Them the only three routes I've been seeing AJ Brown run. So if you gonna think the Kansas City Chiefs know that, you gonna think Andy Reid and Steve Spagnoli, them is putting a game plan together,

they gonna make Jalen Hurst beat them. They not gonna let Saco on beat them. They gonna make Jalen Hurst beat them. And that's why I don't understand what the Buffalo Beers did tonight. Maybe it's inexperience, but y'all been on the edge, Buffalo for a couple of years, trying to get over, get over, hump. And it still ain't happening yet Who knows y'all might not never get back from this position I know injuries happen to every team ain't no guarantee y'all gonna get back in the same position. It's just not

Anything can happen somebody had a radio's might go on next year. You know But it could happen That's the reason why I'm telling you I'm here today. Stop crying. No time is hard. Stop complaining, because it ain't gonna change shit. Stop worrying about what's going on up there in the White House. It ain't gonna change shit. Keep doing you.

Keep taking care of your family. And everything gonna work itself out. I've been upset. I done lost my best joe jackal. You know I got kids watching the show. I gotta do the split for how I show your shirt down. My big joe, yeah, Bernie Mac OIP. I lost my lobster.

I'm hurting. I call her mama looking for her. I even call her funky ass daddy ass half. He seen me, he ain't heard from. So I'm looking for that motherfucker. I'm not letting them go for me. She got, I'm not. Y'all know I've been getting the best sleep ever in my life

when she come see me. When I don't see her from her, I hurt, I chase her because I know somebody else enjoying her right now. And I don't like that. I'm supposed to be the only one feeling good. My toes supposed to be curling right now. I'm supposed to have my finger in my thumb, but I can't have that right now

because I don't know what she's at. We got into an argument. She told me what she was doing with me. And I was like, okay, bye. But that didn't have that right now because I don't know what she's at. We got into an argument. She told me all what she was doing with me. And I was like, okay, bye. But that didn't mean it. So baby girl, keep watching this show. Bring your ass back home. I'm going to take you to Red Lobster again.

I promise. I'm going to take you back to Red Lobster. Whatever you want, baby, you can get it. You want a new car? What you want? They got a Dodge Durango right now, 2015 Dodge Durango for $5,000. I buy it cash right now. It got 300,000 miles on it but I can't give a damn. I'll put you in it right now. And that little mountain bike you wanted, I had a rack on top of it. You can put it up there and ride your bike. Slang your ass back home, baby.

Valentine's Day, Rhyme of Way. I got you some chocolate and a ticket, bro. I want you to wear them thongs. My favorite thongs are like, you ain't got to be pretty. You know what color I like. I want you to wear it. Got my teeth done. I'm gonna go out and throw it on your ass.

I can't wait to use these mugs. Because of you. Do you hear me? Come on, baby. Sorry I got a little carried away. I don't just... You know, when you lose a good one, man, it... It... It bothers you.

And I know my Buffalo Bill fan, I know y'all feel like this was y'all year. I know y'all hurting right now, but it's gonna be okay. You know, my Commander fan, you weren't even supposed to be here, but you was here So let's be thankful you got you got your future quarterback in damage got you a head coach All you got to do now is just add just add to just like life right now You're getting a little traction in life keep adding to keep adding to it. It's gonna get bigger Keep adding to keep adding to it. It's gonna get bigger Bella real talk this show being presented by prospects in case y'all didn't know that barcode right there All you gotta do is scan it man. I'm gonna put people on game and they've been eating to type in trash on

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Real talk. And if you need help with some picks, I'll let y'all, I'll give y'all some picks. I ain't tripping. Some of them I get right, some of them I get wrong. Now, I can't pick a football team to win for shit, but when it come to these stats, I'm winning on that. How much is it? Is it basketball or football? I'm winning on that. I'm honestly, is it basketball

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We got over 424,000 subscribers. Thank you. But the vision is the master. Real talk, the vision needs to reflect that. Mr. Givens, appreciate it. Real talk, but the vision to reflect that. Mr. Givings, appreciate it. Real talk, but the viewers, it makes no sense. A person like me go so hard for y'all, man. The viewers, we need to do better on that.

And I'm on the Weagle Woman's Tour. It's starting this week. I'll be in Minnesota. February the 3rd, Weagle Woman's Tour. Mike Epps hosting, yeah. That country whine on the show. Mojo Brooks, Corey. Yeah, that country way on the show mojo Brooks Cory Hogan Tony Robbins Carlos Miller little do ball Yeah, and you got me get there early if you come to see you boy

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Every time I'm on stage, it's my Super Bowl. Come out and support your boy. That's all I ask. Don't hurt nothing to support your boy. That's all I'm saying. Real talk, the part of the show. We do the hell nah sick. But the Dubs live on the show.

He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Hell nah. Hell nah. If somebody see me question, I'll let y'all know whether that's hell nah or not. Real talk, somebody hit me up the other day. But we'll do what you ever do at three,

so when your girl let little dude come here? Hell no! Not doing nothing, with your currency. If I ain't gonna be another woman, another dude, nothing. Don't play like that. I talk a lot of shit.

I say I'm a player. I'm a player, but I be like, let somebody knock my girl. Shit, that man cry like a mother. That mean, I don't, crying like a mother. That mean, I'm not my own boy. I don't give a damn about doing these hoes. But let a nigga knock my hoes. Shit, I'm mad, upset, crying.

I'm threatening that mother-duffing hoe. I ain't lying. I'm not a woman. She, bitch, I'll take your life from you, even though I'm lying, though. But I'm gonna say it to her. Bitch, I'll kill you. I'll kill myself, hoe. It even though I'm lying though. But I'm going to say it to her. I'll kill you. I'll kill myself, hope.

It's all jokes. That's the shit I say to just try to make her feel sorry for what she done. But these hoes don't really care, man. Do you think they don't care? Yo, it's a hurt your motherfucking feelings. And telling you it's your fault that they cheated on you. Make it feel like you done some wrong.

You ain't done shit wrong. But help this motherfucker. You took her out of her mama's house, got her a car. Now she got money now. Now she shopping now. And these hoes still gonna open their legs up for another nigga. We shit. We not gonna, we not gonna sass no more, we not going to me, we not going to

no more hoes, we going to JC Platties. You don't deserve no Gucci Gucci bags. You want Gucci bags, but your pussy try to slip. So they'll live for what you want. Sorry, I got look caring way. I do that from time to time on this show. But sometimes you got to show people who you really are. Because they'll try.

People will try you out of here. And you got to let them know. Trash of the day, going to the Buffalo Bee. Shh. Trying to turn Josh Allen into a month. Gonnaes. Shh. Kind of turned Josh Allen into a moth. Stop. If you gonna be mad at anybody, be mad at yourself. Shawn McDermott, the head coach, blamed you.

You had the game. You had the defending champs on the ropes. And you blew them off the hook. Growing pains, but y'all talk to me tonight though, man. Y'all let me know how y'all saw the game tonight. Was it just that Kansas City was the better team? Or was it that coaching? Or was it that y'all feel like the Reelps played a part in this? I know I said earlier, like I said, the Reelps missed that call on that.

I do feel like that was a first down by Josh Allen. Now that don't mean that they got their first down that they were one I just feel like they missed that call but I'm gonna be honest refs gonna miss some cars But they just name of the game, but I always seem like Kansas City just they always get the best like if you look at the stats if you look at it, they don't say that um If you look at the stats, if you look at it, they don't say that, um, it was like, I think Kansas City maybe had six penalties and the Buffalo Bills had five penalties, but it's the yardage. I mean, I think Kansas City had what, six penalties for 21 yards and the Buffalo Bills had five penalties for 48 yards.

That's a big difference in yardage. Charles was saying, it seemed like when they're a Mr. Kyle from Buffalo, but they gonna catch it for Kansas City Chiefs to face, man. It's like every little thing, they gonna catch it for the Chiefs and not for the Bay. They just wanna seem like maybe because the Chiefs are always winning and they just seem that way.

But I don't wanna take nothing away from the Chiefs and what they've been able to accomplish. It's been a beautiful thing. You know, never gonna be a hater. I talk down, but I'm never gonna be a hater to the fact that this man has the potential to win three, three Super Bowls in a row. Three MVPs in a row, if possible. I would have to say Pete will be the GOAT. Tell me, I might beg the devil, but it's never been done three in a row. Don't forget me breaking one his first one.

He was what 10, 11 years before he won another one. Think about that. He ain't got Tyree Hill over no more. You ain't know who he throwing the ball to no more. Travis Kess ain't even insane. He doing this by committee. Everybody getting the ball over. Where is he?

Hopkins? What's his name? Pachinko? I ain't even saying he doing this by committee everybody getting the ball over where the Hopkins What's his name? Pachinko well his motherfucking name a Hollywood Brown was on the night We're from Hollywood Brian six months, but he was on the night though. I told y'all when P Is playing like P. It's gonna be hard to beat the Chiefs. It really is. But let's see what the Eagles can do in this Super Bowl. Let's see can they run that ball to keep the ball out of my home's hand. So when my home's got the ball in his hands y'all, it's hard to stop.

It's like a machine going down. Now he looking at that damn playbook in the hand he got and whoever defense you in, they gonna exploit that shit. They gonna exploit it. Man, it's a beautiful thing to watch these boys play. Real talk. But once again, thank y'all for tuning in to the bubble dub show. Y'all been great tonight.

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