Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Heat Upset Celtics, Lakers Will Win Game 3, NFL Draft

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

Bubba Dub returns to react to the Heat upsetting the Boston Celtics on Wednesday night (2:30), in addition to the Thunder blowing out the New Orleans Pelicans to even the series (7:30). Then, Bubba GOES OFF on the Lakers doubters ahead of their Game 3 clash with the Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets (13:00). Plus, Dub goes in on the Cowboys and Jerry Jones ahead of the NFL draft and explains why he has to lie about his favorite NFL team (25:00). Then, trashh of the day going to... Kanye West (28:00)?! (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome back to the Bubba Dub show. We're on the volume. Y'all already know how I like to start my shows out with. Well, first of all, how y'all doing? First of all, I know y'all still laughing and giggling from the last video. Well, guess what? We right back here to do it again. Yeah, make sure y'all jump in the comments. Make sure y'all share this episode right here. Matter of fact, sir, I don't love.

You know how we rocking and rolling today. I'm starting to show our way. Before I even get into the heat in the Celtics, and boy, was I wrong. Before I even get in there. Let me talk to the fellas for a minute. Fellas, listen to me. You start talking to a chick, and all of a sudden, she start calling you zaddy. She figure start borrowing money.

Do you hear me? When a female start calling you zaddy and all this stuff, you best believe she finna start asking for $200 or $300 every two days. Hey, how you doing? Hey, I'm trying to see if you have $150. Next day, two days later, hey, how you doing? I'm trying to see if you can get my car to shop. Never!

You better go and get your father or your baby daddy. I'm not getting nothing. I'm here for one thing. For you to help me put my thumb in my mouth afterwards. That's it. I ain't doing all that extra. I'm not giving you nothing.

Your fellas don't, don't, don't. She start calling you zaggy. Don't start feeling yourself. Oh, man, she called me zaggy. Man, that girl trying to borrow some money. That's the game now. Tell a man anything he want to hear, make him feel good. And next thing you know, they calling for money.

No! Don't do it! I just want to get that out the way. I'm just thinking out loud. Baby mama, that's all it is. She called me zaggy. Trying to make me feel good. Trying to tell me I'm a good father when I know I ain't.

I ain't getting them kids lied like I supposed to. I probably taking them kids to the zoo last week. I ain't even go. But I want to do better than I will. Now pray for me. Pray for me. Mama calling. Yep.

Pastor calling. Yep. Am I coming to church? No. Watch it on TV. Faithfully. Now let's get this show started, y'all. The Miami Heat made it rain threes on the Boston Celtics

last night. They hit 23-3. Ain't nothing Boston can do about it. Ain't nothing Boston can do about it. Reg Allback rolling over in his grave right now. Larry Bird rolling over in his grave right now eating potato salad with raisin in it. That's what Larry Bird eating right

now, watching them Celtics last night. Ain't no way Miami Post will win a game. Ain't no way. But they did, and I'm going to give them their props. Eric Post is one of the best coaches in the league. He ain't never won coach of the year. What a shame. What a shame.

Bam, balling. Tyler Hero finally looked like a hero last night. Taylor Moore, balling. Take him. Light skin, take him, got him. Light skin, take him, got him. Light skin, take him, got him. Taylor Brown, got him. Paringes, where you at?

Paringes, six points. I ain't gonna get it, fam. You seven foot, 30 minutes. You give me seven rebounds, six rebounds. You come over here and sit beside me. My Mark Cuban got rid of you. Seven foot for nothing. You supposed to be hitting jumpers.

Come here. Put that small man on me You supposed to be hitting jumpers. Come here Put that small man on me. I'm gonna back him down. Come here This game is all about mismatch I'm gonna put y'all in the worst situation y'all could be in Come on now, Perrine got seven foot man Dude gonna pick and roll with that little man on him when I had to come in and try to double and then you could kick it out He out here shooting threes on people my size. Come on, fam. Getting that pain a little bit. Elbow, right at the elbow.

Well, he like to catch it at. Right there and do your thing. One or two dribbles, pull up, come here. But nevertheless, my man, he done tied this series up. One and one, going back down to the South Beach. I know my soul down there with gold teeth and dreadlocks. Ready. Sitting in them dunks. Kodakodak black ready on every drug known to man

And he ready Y'all can't hold yet Shout out to Yak man Shout out to the whole 305 I know Trick Daddy Nim, Uncle Luke Rick Ross Ricky Rose is what they call him Shout out to the whole 305 man

Shout out to the Miami Heat for what they was able to accomplish last night. They didn't lay down. They came out even though they know they ain't supposed to be in the series, but they made it in the series. I got a number of respect for the Miami organization, Pat Riley, the godfather of the NBA. Man, salute to y'all. Y'all did y'all thing.

Bosses, I just feel like y'all gets dirt. Y'all gets dirt. Y'all know y'all going to win these series, and y'all kind of play down to y'all competition when you should have been sweeping them. If you're a championship team, as y'all claim y'all are, ready for a ring, you sweep Miami. You run through Miami.

You make sure Dwyane Wade and Gabriel Union, when they leave that game, they sick. You supposed to be watching the way the fingernail polish on Dwyane Wade nails. That's what you supposed to be doing to him, Boston. Y'all stay tuned. I got more be watching the way the fingernail polish on Dwayne Wade nails. That's what you supposed to be doing to him, Boston. Y'all stay tuned. I got more fire on the way today. I'm fired up again.

Fired up. We got plenty more sports to talk about today. Bud Crawford will make an announcement that he's fighting some dude from, I think, Saudi Arabia. Matt Arad. Trash. Don't nobody want to see that fight for him and you know it. We want to see you and spence again i know you had him bloody i know it i know you had him like a texas hog but i don't give a damn

that's the fight we want to pay and see not this one you could have fought ryan garcia he calling out everybody else fight him fight somebody exciting that's what us boxing fam want to see we want to see the best fight possible what the best fight possible. What happened to you and Canelo? What happened to you and them damn Charlo brothers you were calling up? Come on, Crawford. And me and you cool. But this ain't the move, fam. You a champion now. You a big dog.

Why you didn't fight Boots? That's what we want to see you in. Oh, man. I feel what you're saying. He ain't worked his way up for this type of fight yet so if the people calling punish him they'll stop they'll stop trying to put people against you go out there and punish him i'm gonna see the best fight the best i want to see y'all rocking and rolling that's what i want to see i know the fans want to see all the knockouts and all that

i don't really care about all that because that's brain damage i don't really care about that i just want to see good boxing skill for skill i don't mind it going 12 that because that's brain damage. I don't really care about that. I just want to see good boxing, skill for skill. I don't mind it going 12 rounds if it's a good fight. But if somebody get knocked out, so be it. Now, Spence been calling you out again. Wanting to rematch. What's going on with this rematch, Bud Crawford? What's going on?

Give him what he want. Give Spence what he want. Y'all stay tuned, man. These old bogus fights starting to make me mad these days, man. They want us to pay for these old bogus fights. Never. Not going to do it. Ain't going to do it. Y'all let me know what y'all

think, man. Get in the comments and let me know who y'all want to see Bud Crawford fight. Who y'all want to see Spence fight. Who y'all want to see Tank fight. Ryan Garcia fight. Canelo fight. Charlo fight. Let me know who y'all want to see Tank fight. Ryan Garcia fight. Canelo fight. Charlo fight. Let me know who y'all want to see these boxers fight against, man. We tired of the old boring fights.

We want to see some thunder like the OKC. Thunder. It's what we want to see. Y'all stay tuned because, you know, I'm going to talk about that thunder in the Pelican game. Y'all stay tuned. I got more on the way. Oklahoma City Thunder knocked a Cajun Pasta out the New Orleans Pelicans last night. Wasn't even close.

124 to 92. Trash. Come on, New Orleans. Birdman rolling over Lil Wayne money right now. And Juvies. Berks. Bee Gees too. Manny Frank.

Come here. Young Thugger. Rich Homie. Come here. Birdman Drake. Nicky. Tiger. Birdman rolling over. And I owe y'all money right now. Y'all start putting some respect on Birdman's name, man.

One of the greatest CEOs ever. One of the greatest CEOs ever. Last night, though, back to the NBA, too much Shy, too much Shed Holgrim, and too much Williams. Shy 33, Shed 26, Williams 21. Too much for the Thunder CJ McCullough Trash You ain't show me nothing fam Nothing

We can't have you playing in spurts We need y'all for quads W.I.T. Whatever it takes to win That's what you know Arlene Pelican should be doing Zion Hamstring hurting It ain't hurting for them hoes

I bet you that that wasn't them points the whole call call Zion and watch how quick he get up they all got to play to the player's strength them hoes is Zion's strength just like Samson in the Bible his hair was a strength what Zion wins in strength it's them hoes put two or three room put two or three two or three hoes in the room young? And watch him get healed immediately. Brandon Ingram, you got to do better, fam. I expect more out you. You got to do better.

Real talk. Murphy, you had a bad game. That's okay. But how can you bounce back at home? Game three. I think you'll play a whole lot better. But right now, the OKC rolling. They rolling right now.

Up 2-0. They're a young team. And it seems like they ain't stopping. But I do think New Orleans can at least get one. I rolling right now. Up 2-0. They're a young team. And it seems like they ain't stopping. But I do think New Orleans can at least get one. I'm not going to just say that because Zion out there. I feel like New Orleans Pelicans can get one. But right now, y'all got to get that Cajun pasta off the ground that you going to throw up because they're going to knock that out of you.

They're going to knock that out of you. Willie Green, I appreciate you. Young blackhead coach over there in New Orleans, you're doing your thing. I appreciate you. But the Oklahoma City Thunder, just a little too much for y'all right now. And that's okay. I mean, that's okay. Y'all going to get better once y'all get healthy and full strength. Y'all going to be one of the teams to reckon with in the West. What y'all think? Y'all think another year healthy zion um what do y'all see new orleans next year when they healthy like i think they could be one of them teams um they got a good big man as well um they got shooters they got a bench let's just see when they get healthy what

they can do and because but right now i think it's okay see time right now to get out this first round um they probably out the second round. I don't know, you know, who they're going to be facing. I have to look at the standards again. But right now, though, OKC is one of them teams. You have to think about it, though. OKC has been known, man, to have great players. Like I said once before, man, they had drafted KD, drafted Russell Westbrook,

drafted James Harden, drafted Sergi Baca. Now they ain't got Shet Holgrim. Now they got Shai Alexander. Like, OKC is one of the best drafting teams in the NBA. And they should be giving high praise for that. Even though they didn't win a championship with Durant and Russell and James back then when they faced the Heat. But they was young. I know y'all want to throw that.

They were young. Okay, we're going to give them that. But, man, they was well on their way. Don't forget, that team was up Harden and Westbrook and Durant. I'm mistaken. I don't know if – I think James was still there. He might have been on the left. But if you think he was still there, they was up.

Harden might have been gone, but they was up 3-1. KD and them, they was up 3-1 on Golden State Warriors and lost that series. Don't never forget that. Never forget that. They was up 3-1 on Golden State and lost that series. So, okay, see, I always had some talent over there since they moved from Seattle. But y'all let me know what y'all think, though. Do y'all think New Orleans can win the game?

Or you think it's just a sweep? Get in the comments section and let me know what y'all think, though. Do y'all think New Orleans can win the game? Or you think it's just a sweep? Get in the comments section and let me know. Because we're doing big things over here on the Bubba Dub Show. And I still haven't gave away $300 yet. Like I say, Friday I will be giving away the $300. I will ask somebody in the comments a question. And if you get it right, you will win $300. I guarantee you that.

Stay tuned. We got plenty more over here on the Bubba Dub Show. I'm going to fire you. Let's go. We're back. And you see what I got on? Lakers, girl. I ain't giving up.

Yes, we down 0-2. But tonight, tonight, nights like this, I wish raindrops would fall. Let it rain. Let it rain on me. Watch them Lakers tonight. Watch the broom. Yeah, he gonna get that new dime on his edge up like I be getting. He gonna be ready. Long as you gonna sweat, long as it gonna get in your eye, we gonna ball out tonight. Watch AD. He mad that that last jumper was in his face in the celebration he was in the celebration in the stand watch out AD come out tonight AR where you at I want to see them three ring in the night Fando back who Fando put them on Mary come here Christian backwards back come here y'all know how we do it in LA we roll roll backwards. That green and dimple ain't the same in LA.

Trust me. Trust me. You tripping. That series over. No, it ain't. It ain't over. Now, if they lose tonight, it's over. But I got a feeling them Lakers gonna surprise the world tonight and win. And they ain't gonna just win. They gonna win big tonight. I got the Lakers by 15 tonight.

That's what I got. I finally see Bumpy, Darwin Ham, finally taking my advice and playing Spencer Hayes a little bit more on Jokic. Get Rui off of him a little bit. Let him take some breaks

so he can get his offense going. Because that's what the Lakers is missing right now. Rui offense. I'm not worried about talking D'Angelo Russell. He back. He back better than ever.

You seen that star on his head? The born star. Just be patient, Lakers fans. And I'm talking to myself. Be patient. Lakers, we in this game tonight. We back in this series. This is what I need.

And I want y'all to look me dead in my eyes. I need every blood. I need every crib. I need everybody to come to the Crypto Arena tonight. Join hands. Join hands. Join hands. Showing love to them Lakers tonight. We need all the help and support we can get. We need it loud in that Crypto Arena. Rack 100, where you at fam? Suge Knight, tune in from the prison. We need you. Keefy D, you too? Tune

in. Watch what these Lakers do tonight to these Denver chicken nuggets. Yeah, we eat nuggets with sauce. What kind of sauce you want? Barbecue, honey, ranch. We got all the sauce in the world in LA. We doing this for Kobe tonight.

We doing this for Dr. Busta tonight. This what we doing. Mamba style tonight. Lakers and Selms. I ain't giving up. I still got hope. Y'all all right, you gonna never give up. Never. I'm a believer. I'm a achiever.

We gonna go and get it. Power of the tongue and I'm gonna speak it. Just like I spoke my baby mama back into my life. I don't want you no more. I start doing what I'm doing out here. Now she won't be back. Here I am. Nelly boy.

Yo, Goddy boy. Here I am. You the man, bub. I am. What y'all got tonight? Y'all let me know. Y'all think this series over between the Lakers and the Nuggets? Let me know, man.

Get in the comment section. Let me know. You think Bron going to go for 30? You think AD going to go for 30? Y'all got R know. Y'all think this series over between the Lakers and the Nuggets? Let me know, man. Get in the comment section. Let me know. You think Bron going to go for 30? You think AD going to go for 30? Y'all got Rui going for 15? Who y'all? Y'all write down. Because it's going to come out before the game.

Come on now. Let me know in the comment who y'all got tonight. Lakers, Nuggets. You got Bron going off. You got AD going off. You got Jokers going off. You got Murray. You got Gambling Portal going off.

Who you got? I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. I'm going to be there. Turn them on. I hate to walk out of crypto at night sad. With a sad puppy face. I don't want to look like that. I want to be excited when I leave here.

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Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.

I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on?

And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Chocolate Wild Dog Michael Blackson might pull up They might just be good tonight They might just be in Philly tonight And I got Philly winning tonight I sure do

Who you got? I think NB gonna have about 45 tonight Honestly I think Maxie gonna have about 25 I think Tobias Harris gonna finally hit 18 points This series That's what I think But I also remember

Jalen Brunson ain't had a good series yet, and they up 2-0. Brunson might come out on fire tonight. Yeah. Sixers next tonight, who you got? Like I said, I'm riding with Philly tonight. Gilly, Kidd, and Wallow rolling over in their grave right now, a million-dollar-worth of game right now, man.

They need them. They need them Sixers to win one, and I think they do it tonight. Who y'all got going off tonight? Is it Embiid? Is it Maxie? Is it Bronson? Is it Hart? Let me know who y'all got, man.

It's like, it's kind of on the cool, kind of like an evening match series on the cool. It's kind of like an evening match series. It could go either way. Nick really should have won a game, too, honestly. I took that little debacle at the end and what happened with Maxie and them and taking the ball out and losing and hitting the three. The Sixers could have very well won that game. But nevertheless, though, it's just good basketball to watch, man.

You're watching these players that we don't even know about. They starting to emerge. You're kind of sad it happened at the same time because we know, like, They starting to emerge. You kind of sad and happy at the same time because we know like the LeBrons and the Currys and the Durants and the Chris Paul. These players are starting to slowly, slowly fade up out the NBA. And everybody else is coming into their own now, like the Ant-Mans and of that nature.

So it gets to be easy to watch a game right now. But what I don't like is when these refs is missing these blatant calls man refs if somebody get hit in their face regardless of who it is call it don't don't don't turn a blind eye like that and make us not want to watch the game when y'all not calling simple fouls if it's a foul it's a foul if it's not it's not but don't come out to the next game and do a nba report saying they missed calls. Duh, we know they missed a damn call, but get it right right then. Coming out saying the league ain't going to change nothing. Like, no, get it together.

I ain't sit down. But I got the Sixers winning tonight over the Knicks. No, my New York fans ain't going to like that. I know y'all think y'all going to sweep Philly, but you ain't going to sweep. You can stop that right now. Bigfoot, Skelcher wearing MB. Big feet, Skelcher, MB. He going to have about 40 tonight. I can guarantee and B. He going to have about 40 tonight.

I can guarantee you that. He going to have about 40 tonight. They in Philly. They home crowd, home cook meal. They girls, they fat. It's going to be a different game tonight in Philly. I promise you that. Stay tuned.

You know, I got more NBA talk on the way. Real talk. So you can hurry up and go and get you something to drink, some popcorn, pause, and come on back. You got the Lando magic at home tonight, just the Cleveland Cavaliers. I still don't see the magic winning the game, you see, really. I just don't see it.

I mean, it's one of them games where the Cleveland Cavaliers right now, as we speak, could be going to dinner right now, riding the rides, having fun. They could flew in their families. They can all go to dinner. This ain't one of them teams they got to worry about. I'm sorry, Orlando. I'm not trying to disrespect y'all.

I just think y'all ain't got enough right now. Now, next year is going to be different. I think next year, Orlando Magic is going to be one of them teams in the East. But right now, the Cleveland Cavaliers is just a little bit too much for Orlando Magic. Penny Hardaway rolling over in his grave right now. Shaq rolling over in Ozzie High right now. Scott Skibbles rolling over in his grave right now. Shaq rolling over in Ozzy High right now. Scott Skibbles rolling over in this grave right now. Cleveland Cavaliers will sweep the Orlando Magic

if Donovan Mitchell continue to play like he's been playing these previous two games, which is aggressive, playing like he'll start, not taking the back seat to nobody. If Donovan Mitchell keep playing the way he's playing right now, they will sweep the Orlando Magic and move on to the next round and lose. I'm sorry. I know Cleveland

fans. Y'all watch out, Dub. You tripping. Cleveland going all the way. Stop it. No, y'all not. That's just like me thinking the Lakers going, stop it, Dub. They ain't, but they are. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right. Even when I'm right, I'm wrong. But when I'm wrong, I could have been right. Y'all seen Hustle and Float, man.

Y'all know what I'm talking about. Who y'all got tonight, man? The Magic or the Cavaliers? Get in the comments and say, I think Ventura going to have a good game tonight. Will Wagner have a good game tonight? Will it be Dunham and Mitchell? Will it be Allen again on the rebounds?

Man, y'all got time. Y'all ain't doing nothing. Get in the comments section and let me know right now who you got. Stay tuned. You know I got more over here coming. Trash of the day coming. Oh, yeah. And I got a story to tell y'all, too.

Stay tuned. You're going to love this. NFL draft tonight. The NFL draft tonight. Where is Caleb Williams going? And who in the hell the Dallas Cowboys going to draft? It's what the world want to know. Who you going to get, Jerry?

You know, them draft nights be crazy. They be up there in them little rooms. They got their boards and white boards up there. They got the players up there. Jerry Jones and them got their raisin potato salad up there. They got their tuna fish up there. Crackers. Unsweet tea.

Oh, man, they going to have a ball in that little room. Oh, there's. You know, they're going to have all that in them little room, them little parties they're going to be in there. Man, it's going to be going down. And the Cowboys, y'all better get somebody that we need. Y'all better get somebody that's going to help us win. We've been losing 27 years.

We ain't went to the Super Bowl. That's sad, Jerry. That's sad, fam. That's sad, fam. Here I am been hooping and hollering and believing we're going to do it each and every goddarn year. And we're going to do a damn thing. Tired of losing, y'all. It hurts. It hurts.

Can't sleep at night. Cowboy lose. I call in to work the next day. Lying and saying I got COVID when I don't. I'm tired of doing that. I'm gonna walk around my head, hell high, my chest out. Who your team dubbed? Cowboys. But instead, when people ask me who my team is, I lie.

I lie and tell them the Chiefs. Knowing I ain't no Kansas City Chief fan. Tired of hiding my identity for the Cowboys I'm a real cowboy Real cowboy Y'all better go out there and drop somebody tonight But the world want to know where's Caleb Williams going Is the Chicago Burroughs going to take him or what?

That's what the world want to know And that's what we waiting on to see The draft is in Detroit Shout out to Detroit Shout out to the NFL for letting that go on in the D, in the D, which is in Detroit. It's going to be crazy up there tonight. Great people in Detroit. Man, I'm talking about great, great, great people in Detroit.

Love Detroit, man. I'll see y'all soon, too. I got a show coming up there real soon. But the NFL draft tonight, man, I know some of y'all can't wait. Some of y'all at work right now excited about who your team going to draft and this is going to help your team who they draft too. So let's just sit back and just see who going to get drafted this year and go from there, man.

Stay tuned. Trash of the day coming. Yeah. To all my parents that's watching this show, I want to ask y'all a question. Is it me or is it that homework harder than it's ever been? I really want to know. That math? Them decimals?

Hell, I didn't know them decimals when I was in school. How in the hell am I going to know them shit now? Sending my son home with that hard-ass homework. I send it right back with a note on it. Y'all better figure this shit out up there at that school. I'm trying to figure out how I'm a to pay rent and what we going to eat today. And you sitting there hard-ass homework back here no more. I know what you're saying.

Well, dang, dude, let his mama help her. She's too busy. She's too busy in the streets. Doing Lord knows what she's doing out there. Oh, Lord knows. She be coming back smelling like different colognes. I don't know what she can say because she worked with a lot of men in her job. A lot, a lot of men wear different colognes.

And, you know, that's what she tell me. And I believe her. You know what I'm saying? Who am I to think she doing otherwise? What y'all think? Y'all think she being faithful or she doing something? I think she being faithful. She ain't got no reason to lie to me.

I ain't going nowhere. I ain't got nowhere to stay. I ain't feeling all good to fight with her. Y'all ain't free to get me put out of my house. And I ain't got nowhere to go because my mama and them say I can't come back over there. So whatever my girl doing is, what's she doing? And she say she ain't. I get me put out of my house. I ain't got nowhere to go because my mama said I can't come back over there. So what are my girl doing? What's she doing? And she say, I believe her.

I trust her. I trust her. Now, some dude was texting last week. She told me that was AI. I believe it. That could be AI. Who am I to judge? Y'all pray for me.

Now I'm going through a storm. Stay tuned. Trash of the day coming. Trash of the day going to yay. Kanye wishes what they call him, aka Jesus. One day you Jesus, the next day your ass won't be Brian Pompa. Stop it. The hell wrong with you, Kanye? Got Bianca walking around here butt naked. That girl built bad, built like a cardboard box. Stop it. She could never be Kim, fam. Kim got your mind gone. Twisted dark fantasy. Your mind gone, yay? Get back in the booth. Throw up making beats. Stay off the meds

and put out some good jams. Link back up with Jamie Foxx. Twister. She say she wants some Marvin Gaye, some Luther Vandross, a little Anita, and we can set this party all right. I want to be, I want to be, I want to be. That's the Ye we miss. Not the Ye running on stage taking Taylor Swift trophies. That ain't the Ye we want. Beefing with Canadian Drake. That ain't what we want.

We want King of the Throne Ye back. It's Jesus for me. If you like today's show and you like what you heard, jump on YouTube and watch your boy. You can put your headphones on and listen to me, can't you? For real, I ain't think about that, dog. Well, you can go to Spotify, yeah, Bubba Dog Show, Apple Music, Bubba Dog Show, and listen to your boy. Because you know I'm talking that talk and I'm walking that walk. Lakers and self.

Nigga, all my Lakers fans that watch the run, Lakers and self. But I'm talking that talk and I'm walking that walk. Lakers and self. Lakers and self. But I'm feeling good. I got that text. Baby mama calling me Zaddy. I know I ain't supposed to fall for it. But it got me feeling some kind of way. Got me feeling some kind of way right now. Real talk.

See y'all again tomorrow, man. And I know y'all love me. We're going to make the bubba dubs over here on the volume. Number one. We're going to make it number one. And don't forget, and don't you forget, this show being presented by PrizePix. This show being presented by PrizePix, fam.

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You can't beat it. I'm playing tonight. Inga, I'm playing tonight. And so should you. But if you decide to do it, download Prize Pick, the app. Download it and use my promo code TRASH with the two H's. I'll see y'all again tomorrow. God bless.

The Volume. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go?

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