Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - How The Lakers Win It All, Fixing Tiger’s Game, Allen Iverson Statue, Trash of the Week

Episode Date: April 16, 2024

Bubba Dub is BACK with the first episode of The Bubba Dub Show. Bubba breaks down what it would take for Los Angeles to win its 18th NBA title should they beat the New Orleans Pelicans in the play-in game to advance to the NBA Playoffs (1:00). Plus, a discussion about how to fix Tiger Woods following his performance at The Masters (12:00), reacting to the Allen Iverson statue put up by the Philadelphia 76ers (8:00), TRASHH of the week (23:00), and a special guest, Bubba’s Uncle Mr. Ray. (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume matters for my newcomers that's watching this bubble dub show you're gonna hear the word trash you're gonna hear it so don't get in your feelings don't get upset that don't mean the actual people that i'm talking about is trash i'm just talking about a game performance or something that they did was trash also you might hear the word like rolling over in their grave that don't necessarily mean that they're dead i'm just saying that they're rolling. I'm just saying that they're rolling on their grave, just saying that they are just probably upset or what just went on in this game. With all that being said, welcome to the Bubba Dub Show. Let's get ready to rock and roll and make sure you hit the like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button because you're going to want to know when I'm dropping this heat. Do you hear me? I got more heat than Pat Riley. I'm letting you know right now, the Bubba Dub Show is here, and let's go. Y'all already know how I'm starting this show out,

talking about them Lakers. Yeah, the Lakers, what they did to the New Orleans Pelicans yesterday, 124-108, Lakers win. Lakers went down there and knocked the seafood ball out them boys. Yeah, they did that. Now, let's get down. Let's break the game down. AD came out yesterday and set the tone. I'm talking about set the tone. He played like he was dark skin. Let's just put it out there. Played like he was dark skin yesterday, and that's what it's going to take for the Lakers to win.

Now, they got to play again. Yeah, they're going to have to go out and play New Orleans again, but guess what? It don't even really matter. Yeah, they're going to have to go out and play New Orleans again. But guess what? It don't even really matter. Now, what really matters here, do the Lakers want to go out and beat New Orleans Pelicans again and face Denver? Or do they want to lose and play the win out of Sacramento and the Golden State Warriors? Well, I'm going to give you my opinion. Just being honest.

The Lakers is an old team. We all know Ed LeBron, 75 years old. Just being honest, the Lakers is an old team. We all know that. LeBron's 75 years old. Hey, my advice, go out, beat New Orleans again, knock the French quarters out their ass. Beat them and go and get ready for the Jokic and the Denver Nuggets. But this is what it's going to take for the Lakers.

This is what it's going to take for the Lakers to win it all this year. This is what it's going to take. Everybody going to have to be on one accord. That means everybody going to have to be dialed in No social media No girlfriend problem None of that shit None of that shit matter

This is a team sport We need everybody focused We gonna need D'Angelo Talking ass Russell To dial in Yeah dial in and focus That mean setting everybody up Getting everybody the ball in their right positions.

In their hot spots. He like the ball on the elbow. Catch it. Face up. Either make a move or pass it. LeBron, you know, he like to get the ball and hold it for 35 goddamn seconds. We ain't doing that shit this year, LeBron. We ain't getting the ball and holding it.

We ain't. We going to play hot potato with the ball. That's what we going to do. Austin Reed, we going to need your ass running off them screens off them curve and letting it go Yeah, that's what we're doing When you let it go you get your ass back on defense Cuz a lot of time y'all like to shoot the ball and watch it go in we ain't doing all that We doing Steph Curry move shooting it and turn around look another way knowing you know we go in or not

That's what it's gonna take now another thing Vanderbilt on the bench, hurt, supposed to be healthy. We're going to need your back, fam. We're going to need everything you got. Huchamara, we're going to need everything you got. We're going to need 10 to 15 points from you every night. Austin Reed, I need 15 points from you. D'Angelo Russell, I need 18 points from you. We know Bron will give at least 25 or 30, 80.D., 25, 30, 13 rebounds a night.

There we go. That's what it's going to take. Dog or ham, I'm going to need you to take your hands out your damn pockets. That's what I'm going to need. A.D., I don't want to hear about no more eye injuries. If that's the case, go and get Kareem Abdul-Jabbar goggles and put them on your damn eyes. And let's play some ball. Because that's what it's going to take.

Yeah, right now, Dr. B bus rolling over in his grave right now dr bus believe in winning we talking about rings championships in june bling bling hanging battles that's what the lakers is known for so that's what it's going to take for the los angeles lakers this year to win it all not turning the ball over shooting a great percentage on the free throw line. Free throws matter, man. We're going to need to be taking 30 free throws and making 19. You ain't going to win like that. We need to shoot at least 40% to 42% from the three-point line. That's what it's going to take for the Lakers to win this year.

And if they win the next night against Pelicans and they go and play Denver, that's going to be a tough series. But I think the Lakers, this is the only team that's in the West that can upset the Denver Nuggets. I know they got Jamal Murray. I know they got Jokic. They the defending champ. I know this.

But the Lakers have enough talent on their team to win it all this year. No ifs, no ands, and buts about it. I know LeBron is dinosaur age, but he has one of the best IQs in the game of basketball that we ever seen. So with that being said, if them boys come dialed in like they dialed in back in their play-in tournament, you know, early in the year that they won, if that Laker team show up, oh, they going to win it all.

It's not even nothing to question. It's not even nothing to question. It's not even nothing to debate. But it's got to be some changes with the players. And the change is going to be we'll never see LeBron hugged up with Jenny Buss again. Do you hear me? Buss and Fowler liked to kill LeBron when he got to that damn high. But what's wrong with you up there on national TV? Got your arms around no milk or magnesium.

Boy, you crazy. I know you're the king in the hole, but you ain't the king of that damn house. Savannah Hills. Now, who want to argue with me? Hey, we got everything. Us men, we be having everything going on in the world, everything good. If everything ain't right at the house,

you ain't going to be right. Trust me on that. So I got the Lakers coming out the West this year. Some of y'all going to call me a fool, but guess what? That's my team. I'm riding with them. We doing this shit for Kobe.

Do you hear me? And A.C. Green finally going to give him some ass this year. Lakers going to win this shit. Lakers and Selton. A lot of y'all been crying. You were high than six last year. That was last year. We got our ass swept. So we're sure.

Lakers and Selton. Stay tuned, man. Real talk. And hit that like button. Hit that subscribe button. sure lake us and sell. Stay tuned, man. Real talk. Hit that like button. Hit that subscribe button. We're just cranking up over here, baby. Let's go. I want to talk about no other than sorry ass Doc Rivers.

Do you hear me? The team was yelling before Doc Rivers got there. Doc Rivers come to Milwaukee. Now they wreck a 17 and 19. Trash. Should have stayed your ass in the nursing home, Doc Rivers. You thought you for to come in and get you an easy ring, huh? Never.

That ain't the case. You got the fucking coach. And guess what? You ain't no coach, Doc. You thought we forgot about that record you had with T-Mac when y'all lost them 19 and 20 games in a row? You forgot about that? Tracy McGregor should have choked your ass then. Same way Latrell Sprewell did.

P.J. Colissimo. Same way T-Max should have did too. Then you got lucky and went to Boston. Got with Paul Pierce, the truth. Then you end up getting a trade with Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen. They fouled in your lap with Ray John Rondo in the draft. You know, you had some great players. But it wouldn't cost a you.

Because you ain't did nothing there. You ain't did a mother, look at that, ain't since they a then you went to L.A., robbed the Clippers, Donald Sterling out there, tricking with these hoes, and you still didn't win. But now, then you go with Philly, you had James Horton had Embiid over there, big feet,

scutcher wearing Embiid over there, and still didn't do nothing. Now you want to run your ass over there to Milwaukee where it's cold there and think you finna do something with young'uns? Never. And since we're talking about young'uns, how your brother gonna miss a dunk? Motherfucker, you got one job. You got one job.

And you can't even make a dunk. Try it. So to give my opinion, do I think Dame Lillard coming to the books was going to move a needle? No, it did not. I hate to say it, Dame. You ain't winning shit over there with Doc. You ain't winning a damn thing over there with Doc Rivers, man.

Y'all had a coach. I don't know what went on internally or what, but y'all had y'all coach. Bringing Doc Rivers in was a terrible mistake. I get it. He got a ring. That damn ring is ancient. That's the only thing Doc Rivers holding on to is that one damn ring. Let that shit go, fam.

Let that shit go. Make sure you hit that like button, subscribe button. Yeah, you over here with Bubba Dub now on the Bubba Dub Show in the volume. Stay tuned. I know y'all seen Alan Aronson's statue. I was mad as hell not seeing that small-ass action figure statue. I was about to go off. I was mad as hell not seeing that small-ass action figure or statue.

I was about to go off. But then I realized Philadelphia all got them same-ass small statues. And that's why they always come in those small and big moments. Man, you got to go big, man. AI statue shall be taller than them Statue of Liberty. That's just my opinion. Of course, he didn't win. I get it. He didn't win a ring with the Sixers, but he took them.

He took a team full of nobodies like me, my skills, to the damn finals. Now, somebody remind me where Eric Snow at right now. Matumbo. He's building schools and hospitals and shit in Africa. But who else y'all remember on that team, man? Oh, huh? My point exactly. AI.

AI was the answer. Who else y'all remember on that team, man? Oh, huh? My point exactly. A.I. A.I. was the answer. A.I. means so much to the NBA, it don't even make sense. He changed the culture of the NBA wearing cornrows, but we call them braids where we from, baggy clothes. He brought style. He brought swag to the game.

So, we salute you, Allen Iverson, what you did to the game of basketball, man. We love you. We salute you, brother. I wish you could have got a ring, but you didn't. But that's not going to diminish what you did on the court, bro. Like, you mean a lot to some of us. You really raised a lot of us, A.I. And I was just kind of disappointed when I seen that small-ass Jack-in-the-box statue pop up and not knowing

that the rest of them are small too but other than that being said I want to thank you Philadelphia for even giving that man a trophy man we want to thank y'all for that 76er organization and um yeah stay tuned man I got more cranking up over here it don't stop got something on my mind got something on my heart yeah I got something on my mind got something on my heart yeah i got something on my mind dub going through it right now man um detroit pistons money williams i'm all about my black people getting jobs but money william your ass got to go do you hear me you ain't do a damn thing with them detroit pistons this year not nothing joe dumas rolling over in this damn grave right now isaiah thomas rolling over in his damn grave right now.

Isaiah Thomas rolling over waiting on Michael Jordan on the calling. Trash. Come on, fam. You got to go. Now you got five from your last job. Then you pick this job up so quick, you ain't get time to sit back and chill and really evaluate yourself, fam. Like money winning. You know, you're going to be a good coach in this league. But right now, you're not it, fam. And I know a lot of people want to say Detroit young, but goddamn, how long they going to be young? It ain't the players, it's the coach. You got to put the players in the right position.

You got Kay Cunningham up there, a rising young star. Now, I don't know, I think y'all won a 19 game. That's pitiful. The people of Detroit don't deserve that shit. There's some great people in Detroit, and they deserve a winning team. Football team, I almost had it. Now, here y'all come with this bullshit. Y'all got to do better, Detroit.

Matter of fact, I'm coming up that way. Yeah, I'm going to be in Toledo. April 21st at the Furnitbone. Matter of fact, a lot of people in Detroit, I know y'all watching. Man, y'm going to be in Toledo. April 21st at the Funny Bone. Matter of fact, my people in Detroit, I know y'all watching. Man, y'all meet me in Toledo. Yeah, April 21st at the Funny Bone. Go and grab them tickets. Meet me there. We can talk about this shit. Everybody

excited again about Tiger Woods. Everybody keep asking the big question. What would it take for Tiger Woods to win again? Win again. Simple. Hoes. That's what got him, you know That's what gonna take his ass out Hose Y'all stop holding Tiger Woods and the other celebrity high standards

That they can't do this and that Let Tiger Woods sleep with many holes as he want It was a beautiful thing watching that brother put on that green jacket Now every time I look at him, he hurt. He got back spasms and all this and that shit. Come on, Tiger. Y'all let Tiger get back with these hoes and watch him start winning. Now, Tiger, I heard you the other day say my back tightened up.

I got a solution. Because we all know Anthony Davis had back spasms the other day. But he in the right place down in New Orleans. I know a witch doctor right now that can heal both of y'all. Do you hear me? Anthony Davis had backspouts another day, but he in the right place down in New Orleans. I know a witch doctor right now that can heal both of y'all. Do you hear me? And I'm going to count for $2,500 and y'all got it. So, Tiger, AD, any injuries y'all have, any ailments y'all have, I know a witch doctor down in New Orleans right now will heal your rabbit foot ass.

Dr. Don at New Orleans right now will heal your rabbit foot ass. And then you know right now, Tiger Woods played good Friday. Saturday, you played okay. Everybody decided to see you come out on the green Sunday, and you didn't do a damn thing. Shot the worst you ever shot in your life. Trash. Your son Charlie was so disappointed in you.

He was out there trying to teach you how to swing. Now, what I want to know is, Tiger, what kind of hoes was you sleeping with? Because I know you're still sleeping with some now. But I want to know, can we go back and gather that fire that you used to have? I have the tiger. That's the tiger woods I'm used to seeing. This tiger here, it's like you own Xanax and everything else, fam. to have that I have the tiger that's the Tiger Woods I'm used to seeing this tiger him it's like you on Xanax and everything else fam yeah put them Xanax down and get you a perk fam I'm telling them Xanax don't do it them

perk in thirties will get you right so yeah Tiger that's what Tiger Woods need to start winning again is some better hoes Better bullies Better tits Better toes You know white toes for the hoes Yeah That's what Tiger need Them hoes with the white toes And I know

I know y'all know about this rap beef going on right now Yeah BBL Drake And Lipo Suss and rick ross going at it hey i'm loving this shit right here this is what rap need because ain't none of this gonna spill over into the streets because drake ain't a street guy you know what i'm saying so this is just some friendly competition that's going on and i love to see some shit like this because the way rick ross be riding them beats you got

to give him credit man Ross got got one of the nastiest flows in the game and you got to respect it now you got Drake you know what I'm saying texting his moms and shit saying Ross out here doing proms for money that shit funny as hell to me, man. Real talk. And Rick Ross responded quicker than the Wingstop orders. Do you hear me? He didn't wait no two and three, four damn days. He responded quicker than the Wingstop order. Shout out to Rick and Rose. Now you got Kendrick.

He coming back. Yeah, Malcolm X talking to that J. Cole. Bowed out. I respect it. That ain't his style. But since that ain't your style, you did the right thing. Sit your ass over here with me and let these boys battle. Watch, watch, watch.

Watch how Kendrick Lamar come back out. Watch how Drake respond. Watch how Ross respond. Freak, where you at? Where your hot ass at? You ain't off this shit yet either. You gonna have to drop some bars too. Metro booming, your beat making ass, stay out of this. You can't rap. You just make the beats.

Let the rappers rap and you make the beats. That's all I'm saying. Rick Ross, correction, Lipo sucks in Rick Ross, BBL Drake, and Kendrick Lamar. Hip-hop fans, let's enjoy this, because it's something the gang been missing for a long time. Tupac rolling over in his gray right now, loving this shit. Don't think Tupac ain't loving this. Eazy, loving this shit. This is what we need, competition. You better than me, prove it. Look, at the end of the day, nobody getting hurt, and that's what we have to start being, examples these people we can talk our noise all trash all day long but we all gonna go home to our families at the end of the night that's living nobody going to grab guns and this ain't what this about this is lyrical battle i'm enjoying this y'all should enjoy it too Everybody asking me Who do the Cowboys need to draft?

Is it a quarterback? Hell, they need to draft Jesus Because that's what they're going to need That's what they're going to need to win Everybody else got better Except for the damn Cowboys Everybody got better Now I want to know what's going on

In the morning meeting with Jerry Jones What kind of food are they eating? Is it still pimento cheese and crackers and unsweet tea? Or is it water? Is it champagne? Whatever it is, this shit not working. Us fans sick and tired of getting excited. Each and every year, it's our year.

We got CeeDee Lamb. Who else we got? We got Michael Parsons. Huh? We got Diggs. You know, Diggs like to dig in them holes. We got him. But who else do we got? Our quarterback is not illegal. I'm sorry. Dak Prescott is not illegal. I don't give a damn how many kids he have. He still ain't going to be the man of the Cowboys.

Now, if we get somebody in the draft, we're going to need a quarterback. We need somebody to run the ball. We need somebody to tote that pill like Michael Jackson, the old doctor. That's what we need, somebody to tote that pill, man. In critical situations, that's what the Cowboys need. Fourth and two, can we hand it off and can you go and get it? That's what I want. Can you go and get it on fourth and two? Or do we have a running game

strong enough on fourth and two where we can play action off of it and the team defense actually bite? That's what it's our boys down to. Can we run the ball consistently enough where the defense bite when they think it's on fourth and one, fourth

and two, or are we going to hand it off? That's what it's our boys down to, fourth and two, or we're going to hand it off. That's what it all boils down to. Jerry Jones needs to stay out the way. Stay your old ass up there in the booth. Let fat ass Mike McCartney do what he do. That's all. Or get a coach in there that knows what to do. Now, I'm hearing it's just speculations.

It's just speculations. But I'm hearing Coach Prime could be the next coach of the Dallas Cowboys, bringing his son, a.k.a. Rolish Adar, with him. Now, that would be a sight to see, Coach Prime coaching the Dallas Cowboys with his son. That would be awesome. And that also would be a money-making thing because we all know Jerry Jones is about his money.

But getting off gears off the Cowboys and to Coach Prime, Coach Prime, your ass better win this year. I do that right now. Your ass better win this year. You hot and you need some more dogs? Drake dropped the album. God damn it, let's go and get it. You got one sap, skull dipping ass over the hip and now, damn it, let's go and get it. You got one sap, skull dipping ass over your hip

and now, damn it, y'all better win something. I'm riding with you till the wheels fall off. Last year, y'all come out hot as fish grease. Do you hear me? Y'all was hot. Middle of the season, y'all were colder than a pole of burn nuts. I was sick. I don't let Coach Prime talk. God damn, I was sick, but I stood in the paint with you. And I'm going to stand in the paint with you again, Coach Prime. I'm standing on business with you. I believe in what you believe in, man. It's raising these young men up from boys to men.

Because a lot of these young men ain't got fathers in their life, and you are that to them. So I want to salute you, Coach Prime. I want to thank you for doing what you do. Appreciate you for that. Real talk. We lost a legend, y'all. RIP OJ Simpson.

I know a lot of y'all, Caitlyn Jenner, your remarks were distasteful. Just nasty work. We understand how you feel about OJ because he was sleeping with your ex, allegedly, Chris Gentleman. That was for your time, boy. You got to let that go. Now, when people die, we supposed to celebrate them. No matter what y'all think of O.J., we going to celebrate that brother for what he did in the NFL.

Oh, yeah. Boy, it was cold. The man was cold. He was cold. The man was cold. He was cold. Matter of fact, my Uncle Ray grew up with O.J. Simpson. Real talk. I can't make this. My Uncle Ray grew up with O.J. I'm about to call him, y'all. Y'all stay tuned. I'm about to call my uncle. I'm going to let him tell y'all a little something about O.J. Simpson. Hey, Uncle, what the hell you want? I'm here on my podcast. Yo, what? I'm here on my podcast, and I want you to

tell these people about OJ Simpson. Who? OJ. I don't know no goddamn OJ. I know the nigga by Orenthial. Yes, Unc, Orenthial. Tell us about Orenthial Simpson. Well, hell, well, shit, hell, he's one of the greatest goddamn

running back ever. Hell, he went to USC. Yeah, boy, yeah, shit, hell, he's one of the greatest goddamn running backs ever. Hell, he went to USC. Yeah, boy, yeah, boy, nigga was cold. Nigga got to run a raccoon. I'm telling you, he was the Heisman Trophy winner in 1968, and God rest his goddamn soul, they'll never find that goddamn Heisman Trophy.

And, you know, Orenke was the first running back to rest for 2,000 yards back in 1973. The nigga was awesome. Now, I know the world don't like him because they think he did that to old Nicole. But, oh, that nigga ain't did nothing to that goddamn Nicole. Hell, he wasn't that bright to start off with. Hell, yeah, Rinty wasn't that smart.

See, you know, we played ball together. But, you see, I didn't make it. You know, I went off and I dibbled and dabbled in drugs. Now, if you hell, you know, see, that's why my left eye don't work like it's supposed to. But, yeah, O.J. was one of the greatest running backs ever. You know, they had the Walter Paytons and Emmitt Smiths and Barry Sanders. See, them niggas couldn't touch him, Orenthia. Yeah, so I want the world to take the time out of the day and give thanks to Orenthia, man.

He was a good nigga. And, you know, he used to write me from time to time when he was in the penitentiary and all. But he wanted me to put money on his books. But, hell, I don't even take care of my own goddamn kids. I'm going to take care of your grown ass. But it's good talking to you, nephew. All right, I got to get your leg. I got to get out here and catch these goddamn fish.

I'll let you later. That was my Uncle Ray, y'all. Like I say, man, from time to time, I'm going to call and check in with him, man. You know, that's my stat guy there. You know, he know everybody, man. Too many people that Uncle Ray don't know. I hope y'all enjoyed that phone call as much as I did, man. Appreciate you, Uncle. Love you, man.

I'll be hearing from you again soon, y'all. Y'all stay tuned. Hit that like button. Hit that subscribe button. This how we rocking over here on the Bubba Dub Show. I know y'all seen a dude named Curtis Jack. Not Curtis Jackson, not 50 Cent. Curtis Jack from Georgia.

They just sing us him 50 years for pausing his own daughter so he wouldn't have to pay child support. Y'all know what time it is? Trash of the week. And trash of the week going to Curtis Jack. Not Curtis Jackson, not 50 Cent, not him. Curtis Jack from Georgia. This man, this animal, that's what he is, a damn animal. They just sentenced him to 50 years. I hope they gave his ass 40 But they gave his ass 50 Gave him 50 years for poisoning his own daughter with antifreeze So he wouldn't have to pay child support

Trash You got to be a demon To poison your child So you don't have to pay child support That's crazy You could have just signed over your damn rights, fam. Why would you go and do something? I can't even follow me, y'all. People doing these things to kids. I live in Texas. Each and every day, my damn Amber Alert going out because somebody kidnapping kids. Leave these damn

kids alone. Sick of it. Now, this damn fool, idiot, demon, Curtis Jack, he don't even deserve 50 years. He deserve the needle. Putting poison to a baby, that's what they put in you when they kill you down here in Texas. When they hit you and leak the injection, poison. They need to give him the same thing, Georgia. He used to do it. Keep doing it. Give his ass the needle, man.

People like that don't deserve to be on this face of this earth. All behind child support. You want to kill your child. Could have been anybody's child. Think about that. That could have been anybody's child. And you want to go and do something like that? That's terrible.

So that's who getting trashed of the week. Curtis Jack. Stay tuned, y'all. This is just a terrible story for me, man. Stay tuned, y'all. Hit that like button. Hit that subscribe button, story for me, man Stay tuned, y'all Hit that like button Hit that subscribe button, man Say, man, say, man

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