Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - I DONT MIND CALLIN DA MF POLICE......9..1…1 COME MERE!!

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Bubba Dub done LOST HIS DAMN MIND this episode!!From the Cowboys front office chillin’ like it’s summer break to NBA players floppin’ like fish Bubba ain’t lettin’ nothin’ slide. He DONT MIND CALLIN DA MF POLICE… “911, COME MERE!!” is in full effect!!In this  episode, Bubba goes all the way in:• NFL OFF-SEASON FOOLERY – Cowboys front office? CALL THE COPS. Bubba got the phone out ready to report Jerry Jones for stealin’ fans’ dreams.• NBA SMOKE – The Lakers catch a lil’ love, but nobody’s safe! If you out here trippin’ on the court, Bubba dialin’ on yo whole squad.• POP CULTURE MAYHEM – Rappers, TikToks, and internet clowns… Bubba got JOKES for all y’all.• BIG BAD WOLF OF TEXAS SKIT – Bubba turns into a hungry snitch for hire in a wild dark comedy moment. He snitchin’ for a plate!!• REAL TALK ON BAD SEEDS – Bubba drops gems on community, character, and why some folks just need to GO.• TOUR TALK & FAN LOVE – Bubba gives the rundown on his comedy tour and shows big love to the supporters!This one got jokes, real talk, and classic Bubba rants you don’t wanna miss!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Volume. What's up everybody? Having some technical difficulties today. Internet done went down, so you know I had to do this on my phone tonight. I truly, truly, truly apologize for that but hopefully everybody doing alright you know make sure you hit the like button make sure you hit the subscribe button you already you already can tell what kind of move I am in it right now

you can already tell what kind of move I am right now but nevertheless though man hit the like button hit subscribe button appreciate the people who waited patiently for me once again I truly truly truly apologize for that man just come out for a crazy weekend um who's up there and uh who's in Nashville Friday and then Sunday I was in Hampton Virginia on the We The Wounds tour um signed up to everybody that's been pulling up signed upaga to everybody that's been supporting me and down with the movement. Saga to the dudes in the chat earlier, Roy. Man, you, if you wanna unsubscribe,

motherfucker, unsubscribe. I don't give a damn. This is my show. If I say I'm going live, I don't go live, I don't go live, nigga. I don't want all that crying shit on me. You want to get entertained by somebody else? Go. But it ain't gonna be like this.

Nigga, I'm strike drop. I don't know what they put in the f- Yeah nigga. I don't know what they put in the... Yeah, nigga. I don't know what had David Ruffin on the couch, nigga. Mickey. Man, this show off of last night's show. Shit.

I done missed another show. Now, folks, everybody out there looking at me crazy right now, let me get something straight. Let me get something straight. I don't mind calling the motherfucking police. I want you to know that right, God damn. Now, I enjoy it. I enjoy calling the police on people. I love to see the fear in their motherfucking faces.

They want to put fear in my heart. But damn it, I'm going to let the boys in blue put it in your damn head. Some folks like to exercise, y'all. Some people like to go grocery shopping. Some people like to go with yoga classes. Me, I like dialing 911. Makes me feel safe. Makes me feel good at night when I can lay down.

Know I done told him some damn body. Yeah, shit, that's the best rest ever. No one my neighbor, no one best rest ever. No one in my neighborhood done committed a crime. No one, no one, he going to jail now. Shit, it just sued me. Made me feel warm and milky and damn sad too. I don't play that bullshit. I'm in the HOA of my neighborhood right now.

I didn't have to do no vote. I ain't had to fill out no application. All I needed was some damn binoculars in the clipboard, and I've been talking every damn sense. Y'all can see how many damn nylon towels I done put out against my neighbors' arson and suspicious vehicles I ain't never seen in my life. I don't call them folks.

That's how some of you know teens be getting kidnapped. Y'all be seeing unfamiliar calls. Y'all not saying nothing because you on dope all day. Drunk, not paying attention. And then by 1.30 in the afternoon, Mother Susan gone. Why? Cause you niggas not focus. You ain't dope.

I'mma be here to clean up these motherfucking streets. I'm gonna be here to clean up these motherfucking streets. Suck it y'all, people out here committing crimes, people out here committing murders, and y'all ain't acting like y'all ain't seen nothing, man. You ain't seen no shots. No, I ain't seen nothing. Not me. You seen some dog, you damn right committed. I seen it all. And if you committed the crimes, and you know I've seen you, we're coming to get you. And you ever ask me, I say, how don't you make this whole thing more than it can be? Because if you ask up, bad news will beat you home.

I'm telling you now, if you ask up, bad news will beat you home. We got to do better, black folks. People out here jumping on the edge of the, y'all acting like y'all ain't see nothing. It ain't my business. Where is mine? I'm a law by deception. I pay taxes. And I want a safe and healthy environment, not only for me, but for every damn body.

Grand Abbot, trash. I need to be the governor of Texas right goddamn now. Need some law and order to die out here again. Cause everybody seem like they wanna do what they wanna do. And that ain't the case. You not finna be going out here. You know what I mean, innocent people. You ain't not gonna do it. You not gonna be out going out in the room. You know what I mean? You're gonna sit people. You ain't not gonna do it. You're not gonna be out in the room. Not feeding the animals.

You're not gonna be cooking and not sanitizing your hands, nigga. You're filthy. You trying to say I don't wash my hands? And you? I'll watch you go in there and take a piss, and I'll watch you walk right back to the bar and you piss, flipping links with your hands. Nigga, you nasty. I don't want them damn links.

I'm just stating the facts of what's going on right now in America. Nobody's gonna talk. What the hell, man? I don't live here. I don't mind going down there and pressing charges. On your ass. That's my job. That's what I do. That's my passion.

Ain't no greater feeling in the world. Washington police officer, whether it's a woman or a man, tell you, hey, hey, put your hands behind your motherfucking back. Do you hear me? Ain't no greater feeling than that. I can done my job. I can got a bad person off the streets. Now, the petty crimes, I see it.

I don't I don't say nothing. I don't care about the little petty shit. It's the murderers. It's the robberies for me. It's the kidnappings. It's the pedophilia. that's what I'm telling them. If you're doing a little mind, see I ain't got nothing to say.

But if you got your woman, innocent people, causing fear in the community, I got to get you. I got to sit your hot ass down somewhere because I heard you feel like you can't be stopped But enough is enough that I stopped you I saw it with my own eyes I ain't got the go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go-a-go- They think he'll do down like real me come on home with their families. They back. I'm getting money Some of y'all saying it was on this street Big dogs. Yeah, I'm a big wolf, but you're going under your goddamn big cat now. Tell me I'm lying You ain't like anything you know hitting the way from behind

But you writing levels like you really handing business on him make us stop it. Oh Don't tell howhouse lies about to stop. They got footage of you now, you know. Coming home saying you were doing this and this. The footage say you a m***a. The footage say you can brave her, n***a. Yeah, you brave her, n***a. Let's brave that. That's what you're doing in there.

But when you come home and act like you're holding your thing, nigga, you a PC up in now. I'm just letting you know my passion for this. I call the police on my past. Why you do that, Doug? The nigga was preaching and he was sweating too goddamn hard for me. We done put money in the collection plate for 10 years. We still ain't bought no goddamn van. What a van it? Where's the goddamn van?

But when I lost my job, I needed $130. The chumps couldn't give it to me. But every time this crooked, mild-bodied, round-looking jock motherfucker say faster plate, they pass it. But then I ain't passin' it no more. And when I get my money, I ain't passin' the kvassie ain't. Suck it or no, sis, goin' on around here, man. I see a woman the other day, 48 years old, got braces on her teeth, bitch, it's all his

fault. That's when they're supposed to come out at 48. You're going to be coming out. And I'm like, I'm not going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out.

I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. I'm going to be coming out. 48 years old got braces on her teeth, bitch, it's all his fault. That's when they're supposed to come out at 48. You're going to be coming out.

But you kidding me, Rachel, what you trying to fix? You should be trying to fix some relaxing skills, but you won't fix the nip. We not doing that, no. But what if I'm 48 and you trying to run invisible line? Nip. What you ain't do that in? I ain't gonna do that to y'all.

Now we gonna start holding each other accountable. We gonna, like I say, we gonna, yeah, until we die, God damn it, we gonna start loving one another. Oh yeah, we gonna start loving one another. When we see our brothers in the street, we die with them, giving them hugs. Hold your head up if you ain't doing good.

We gonna pray for you, and God damn it, we gonna keep you moving. Say y'all, nigga, we gonna put your head out. Come on, man, just give me something, man. Come on, man, come on. Nigger, you wanna work? Go down to the front of the home and work. They got jobs for you.

People die every motherfucking day. Go down there and help them burn their bodies, nigga. Hell you don't want to put em in there anyway. And then you see your mother walk around there and help her. I ain't no pastor to make that kind of money tax free. My uncle just buried somebody last week. They paid him $6,000 to go up there and tell nothing but lies. They paid him $6,000 to go up there and tell nothing but lies. Do you hear me? That man went up there and lied before that man was in that casket.

Fooling around like a little sink. She was in that casket. One walk of damn on Earth. But my pal's up there lying. He's likely to have done that. We all gather here today because the big bad bullies die. That's what I would say. Asses to asses, duck to ducks.

And more fried chicken than it's supposed to be. I'm just telling you from where I see things and you know what I'm saying? I'm just being honest with y'all. Y'all know it too. We all grew up. We all got that one family member who never went to church, ain't never done a motherfucking thing and they lie,

ain't never done right, won't be up, cut, but everything. Soon as they die, the whole family, I'll say, oh, sweet Jesus, sweet Jesus, hell. Stop calling on God, he busy. God don't deal in this. He don't deal in this. You went and put on a pile of makeup, you get your hair done, you get your damn stomach done, ass done. Go out to these motherfuckin' clubs, lookin' like a million dollars.

Sure you get home and take all that shit out, you ain't workin' for. And wonderin' why you single, you ain't you. Get in the mirror. Get in the mirror. Get in the mirror. You ain't you. Your mother don't even know you. Your god damn kids don't even know you. But you think that somebody so wide people wouldn't. What do you have going on for yourself other than coaching?

Get that in there. What's in mine? They can keep it, keep it, keep it, read and write. Can they multiply, can they divide? We know you can. All you divide is them legs. That's what we want to know. That's what we want to know. I'm holding myself accountable. I ain't just out there, I'm not just having to be scared to do it.

Look, we ain't got to do better. We got to lead better. Because the fathers ain't doing what they're supposed to do. Nigga, be still. If we all marching, nigga, we marching in one line. But you always got somebody else doing other things. Pow. I said, get that pistol boom on your ass.

Pow. We need everybody in one accord. We need everybody on the same page. We got to do it together. We can't do it by ourselves. We got to do it together. We can't do it by ourselves. We got to do it together. We got to start waiting for certain things happening in this world for us to want to

come together. We need to be coming together now. If everybody come together like we do for friends, we'll be okay. We'll stop pointing the finger at the white man. Oh man, it's this bugger. I ain't got no job, man. Yeah, they out to get me, they fired me, man. Yeah, they racist, they fired me,

they fired you because you're piss dirty, nigga. They fired you because you always late for work, nigga. You always calling in. You always got some shit going on with the child. That's why they fired you. Sometimes as dads, I think we're too hard on ourselves. We get down on ourselves on not being able to, you know, we're the providers. But we also have to learn to take care of ourselves.

A wrap away, you got to pray for yourself as well as for everybody else. But never forget yourself. Self-love made me a better dad because I realized my worth. Never stop being a dad. That's dedication. Find out more at fatherhood.gov. Brought to you by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the Ad Council. My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows

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I picked up the phone, and my thought was this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin.

This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I speak with California Governor Gavin Newsom. I watch Fox. I pay attention to Newsmax 1 American News. I don't turn my back to the critics, but there is a sort of California derangement syndrome out there that is just sort of ridiculous. This notion that this is the only state that has challenges, it's just comedic, but it's damaging. We record-breaking tourism last year. We have a surplus again. We have a state with population growing again. You wouldn't know that. That's not prevalent. It's not part of the discussion. It's been engulf a population growing again. You wouldn't know that. That's not prevalent.

It's not part of the discussion. It's been engulfed by the fires. It's been engulfed by the fires. It's a failed state, California. But for me, it's a pride for me, again, as a guy who lives here, who cares about the state, is to make a case anew for it. And I'm a little clintony about it. There's nothing wrong with it.

It can't be fixed by what's right with it. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm mad in the morning behind my internet right now. Lagging and going on. But it's out of my control, so I can't cry about it. I can't cry. I should be able to spill milk. I let the cat lick it up. Now I'm really upset with the Lakers. They lost to the Lando matches the other night.

The motherfucker's going to it. I'll beat you. Know why? Because Big U ain't here to put further no team no more, you know He was half them and getting the finish Big you the first motherfucker talked to Luca when he came to LA, can you? Got them local. What has to say third big shit big you see said we be scared He's doing like this. You know, I think, don't be scared. He can only, he can only like, best get on my list and listen,

don't be scared. Big U-G stepped up the look. I mean, I don't know how you do things in Texas, but out here in L.A. I'm a big bad wolf. Lucas said, yeah. Yeah. And I'm the only thing about this situation

I don't give a damn about it. This don't even go for Big U, this go for anybody only thing about this situation. I don't even damn about it. This ain't even go for Big U. This is going for anybody out here doing this shit. Y'all make them goddamn white boys check in. We bad to each other. Yeah, I put hands on you. Yeah, I shoot you. We only bad to each other.

We don't do that shit to those white boys. Y'all ready to walk around LA all day? Y'all niggas don't touch it. Let me put a gold chain on, roll that show, and walk around. God damn it, y'all gonna gun me down. I understand. I'm supposed to be blind. But instead you're looking at me like a bitch.

And wanting my people from where you from. Get on their feet and don't come back cuz it's the way you outtreat You come over here I'll be Heard of bands house boys you think I'm gonna pay you never you better know Now before I do something to you. I'll let I bow down No, I can't know. Don't like to say, Someone please call 911. You suppose to call anyone. I can't wait to hear them damn signs.

Somebody's gonna kill you. I might be all hard, talking shit like that. Who would call the law? All hollering niggas don't call the law. I ain't staring no police. Soon the police get there. I'm cooperating like a motherfucker. It was him.

What? Nigga, who was you? I saw what you got to do. I fucked right up. Listen, I did your ass out of hell. Why? Because I'm all about positivity. I got kids looking up to me now. I don't know why. Because I wasn't special ed. I didn't know other kids knew

who I was. But now I'm a grown up. So there's certain things I can't do. I can't be on her smoking weed, no. I can't do. I want to, but I ain't. I ain't got it. Come on, like I used to. Yes, I'm getting back. I just can't do it. DT is saving them. Behold, saving them. And Cora Hogan, boy, take a look at me. So I gotta be her home. I gotta be smart. I gotta be accountable. Certain things the dub can't do normal. They done all of it with you. Nothing to let rouse with you. Not feeling thank you.

I'm not feeling shoot you. Look, I'm gonna put you in an institution that's gonna get your motherfucking mind right. That's how we all do. From the bottom of my heart. I'm gonna put your head to sleep. And sleep good at night. That's the fact. I just put a mousselin bit in jail yesterday. Yeah, this boy. Blue shell right there, right?

Pop him on the neck. Yeah, you in that cold cell. I mean, really. Me and girl gonna get nasty right after this moment. Get shoved to the bank. I'm a little boy. I ain't never had this much years now. Fucking real, real cowboy now. Down the cowboy might lose in real life.

But not me. But I'm a real cowboy that ain't losing in the bathroom. Got this champagne, goddamn it's going down. If you watching my show at night, n***a, you ought to make love to somebody at night. Your girl trippin' and she got her back turned to it. You better f*** them in. Gleis on in this motherf***er. Daz in your car, fool in your belly. I'm about to work my chili.

Yeah, I'll get back to work shit. And work it well. I come from the hip of this thing. Oh yeah, I do. I come from the motherfucking hip of this thing. Even though they be happy. Oh, boom! This is my chili. Oh, baby! This is my chili. And now, that's that sweet tea you been drinking, baby.

You ain't feelin' too special? That's that HWA team. I've done some racing, canes. Yes, y'all. It's good going down, but it's hard when it's coming down. I mean, look. All my bubble dust is pouring down. Damn it, I love you.

All the real gonna survive. The fake gonna fade away every time. It's gonna fade away. Motherfuckin' Lakers doing the 4C, I think they doing this shit on purpose, y'all. Y'all wanna get to the sport, then we can get to it. I know some of you probably wondering, I'm on the cowboy jersey, motherfuckin' right I got it on. We still America's team, you know. Even though we ain't won shit, we still America's team. We know we won, right?

Y'all tune in and watch us every Sunday lose. And that's what we be doin', you know. But back to the Lakers, boy, see, I thinkin' they losin' on purpose, y'all. I really do. Before the Bronwyn guy, him and Luca, they was chillin'. And I ain't talkin' about lil' boy, Bob, boy. He was chillin'.

But right now we're going to fell out, true feels, be real, KB bias. We're going to have a big man right now. So teams are just beating us up down low in the paint. Like Orlando had like 77 points the other night in the paint. We're not getting turnovers. You know what I'm saying? We letting the other team get to their own spots on the court. And when you do that

You're not gonna win. It's just simple as that I was to read do not play the same when the Bruins changed on the court. I don't know why My fucking do you Ain't it broad if you if you stop in the bottle If you, if you stopping the ball, that's just because... I thought you been doing this shit 25 years ago. But I'm telling you, that's my offense. And my offense say, when you get the ball,

let it go. Look, I ain't staying. I ain't staying. God damn it, we can do it right here. Even though I might lose, I don't want to scratch and claw anybody. But we need AR. To be an AR when LeBron James is not on the floor.

That's all I'm saying. LeBron, we know you're going to give me $230 and $230. And I'm going to play a community local from the 35th. And you big boy. Oh yeah, you big boy. Oh yeah, you big kid drinking beer, motherfucker. Oh smoke off. Oh smoking hell, looking ass. drinking brew motherfucker. Oh smoke off smoking her looking at you. Yeah

So after be so after the day if you win I got you who I got your milk a little Yeah, I got you to play boys. No bunnies over there with no help. They have a line no hell. I go follow the dog And then we look like all the fetishes thing I told you my boy I got you I'm gonna follow. And die on. You gonna go shh shh shh. I mean. I didn't mean to look like you. I'm all your factors, sis, damn. I told you. You my boy. I got you.

But that's what we gonna need for the Lakers to win. We gonna also gonna need, dog, connect, to come back and find your game. Yep, we gave this. I need 10 points, 10 to 12 points from you. Every night in the playoffs. Ain't no motherfucking excuses, damn. You ain't did shit in two songs

It's time to get time to come alive though Yeah, show the world what you really got you in the lead and if you're in the league right now and you on the team you Can call Nick is simple today. If you only NBA team right now, then that you can call I Know what you're thinking man. Come on, dude. You trip. I'm being real. I can't be none of them niggas more than one. Y'all can't So they only team for Greece Lake is gonna be just fine, but I just don't know why Rob Laker ain't just when I ain't got the white house or something Yeah, he go for a round and pair around but that bitch some bits looking fucking not even Orlando hollows thing which I agree and I'm gonna be real.

Dwight Howell is the greatest Orlando Magic guy. I'm gonna give that man his props. Yeah, yeah, he did that. I mean, they lost to Kobe, but he got him now. Howell was a monster. So congratulations to Dwight Howell going to the Lambda Magic Hall of Fame. He will be an NBA Hall of Famer as well. Should be an NBA top 75 as well.

They like, that's some body shit how they did him. But you gotta look how they did Isaiah Thomas too far from the Dream Team. So I wouldn't even feel slighted by that Dwight, but you a Hall of Famer. Ain't no doubt about it. But the best team in the NBA right now, the teams is Oklahoma, Oklahoma, then you got the Cleveland Cavaliers, then you got the bosses, Celtics. Lakers right up under there. Like I know, man, y'all can't beat them. We'll be Denver this year. We got Denver, like we got Denver, normal in this local. Yoki shouldn't beat everybody else.

He can't beat local. Local is kryptonite. Y'all talk to me, let me know what y'all think, man. Like, I know y'all gonna say, okay, city, I ain't trippin'. I know y'all gonna say, calve, mean, Donovan, Donovan, um, Nilsha. Shout out to Donovan Nilsha, boy. That boy got Cocoa John on, boy. God. Do you hear me, that sexy chocolate mullet? You know I got love for you, I ain't never disrespect you, don't unless you want me.

You will, you will fam. I'ma go back in the DM and erase everything I sent to that mothafucka. You know what I'm saying, Coco, I apologize. I was on that joint, double cooked, like future safe. Yeah, I was on. I said some things I shouldn't have said. I was just feeling myself at the moment, but now I know you and him together. I'm gonna go right back in there

and delete those messages in them photos that I sent you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably ain't see it too, Mr. Kahn, yeah, you ain't wanna see that shit, man. You see that? I don't know if you're't even see them shit right there. But if you're watching this show right now, then you know it's been presented by PrizePix. Make sure you go and download the No More Sports

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My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious somebody violated the FBI and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the god-damnedest love story you've ever heard. I picked up the phone and my thought was,

this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I speak with California Governor Gavin Newsom. I watch Fox. I pay attention to Newsmax, One American News. I don't turn my back to the critics, but there is a sort of California derangement syndrome

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Who cares about the state is to make a case anew for it. And I'm a little clintony about it. There's nothing wrong with it. It can't be fixed by what's right with it. Listen to the new season of Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I seen still though they walking with kids to school. I dropped the one they motherfucking ass over.

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I got the soul song. I got the soul song. I got the soul song. Got a soul on my mind. I'm back to life. All right. I'm gonna say dubbing and tell y'all. Been warning y'all, been warning y'all with this shit. Like, spend some time with your girl, man. Take her somewhere nice. Ollygarden ain't gonna get it.

Cheese taste faster, ain't gonna get it no more. You got to step your mother-buckin' game up and get dressed up for a change. Don't be sad. Get your hook cut. ain't gonna get it no more. You got to step your motherfucking game up and get dressed up for a change. Don't be ashamed. Get your hook cut. Get that black diamond in your head like I normally do. And goddamn it, go enjoy yourself, man.

Y'all not having fun no more. You're stressed out. Your dog a horn like a motherfucker. Your son in and out of a motherfucking jail. Goddamn it, your people at your job stressing. Your old lady don't give it to you no more like you do. Some of you niggas stressed I see it in your face

So it's time for you to go out and show yourself. Maybe you just like maybe you just need a night out with the boys Maybe you just need a night out with the boys my G cuz we dying too young 50 60 die This motherfucker you been with her for all they motherfucking years she ain't changed yet You know, you're not gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

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Me I sold on women stressing them And I get it we we gonna stress her out. We gonna cheat the whole motherfuckin' relationship. Bitch, that's what you here for. That's what you here for. Y'all know I ain't lying to y'all. Tell me all some real shit, son.

But this, but this, but this, but I'm being real. Some of you men just watching this show, and I know we got some real ones going on. I appreciate y'all You enjoy yourself, bro Could we leave in this world too motherfucking early man? Too early behind stress. You can't fix everything. You can't save everything Everybody can't go

Give it down. They can't with you. Everybody can't go certain those you gonna walk them niggas ain't gon' bear the thought. They don't know how to have. Hell, it mean you still can't do for them, can't go. Some of your favorite can't go. Some more out here. I'm right. So I'm gonna say yes. And some hoes I heard right now, you can ask them. What do you like?

You know, they're all gon' ask them. What do you like? You know, they're all gonna tell you. Whatever you like. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. This is my business. Say what you want. Whatever you want.

You want whatever I? You want them? Yeah, I'm gonna ask this someone. I'm gonna do it all. You do it. You just... I'm real. Okay? You're watching this show, man.

I know we do a thing we call the Hell Nog Session. I know y'all been asking for me to bring it back. And goddamn, that's what we doing, man. Somebody hit me up early to tell me, Bubba Doug, you know I lost my job, man. And me to bring it back and god damn. That's what we doing, man Somebody hit me up early to come out bubble, though You know, I lost my job man, and you know, I hate to come to you But I'm just wondering no, can you do me a favor? Hell no not doing no fucking Project every other month something That's the last I don't know how I'm gonna pay you down there like this man. I'm gonna be doing this shit

I don't know how I'm gonna pay you all that life, man. I ain't gonna be doing this shit. Fuck, man, you need me here? Yeah, man, feel my back. Next one, man, I don't know how long I'm gonna goddamn get these tires on my car. I don't know. Just come on, I can help you. Get the plan, nigga.

Get the plan. Face what I work. Let me say it again slowly, because I be talking fast. Faith without works is bad speed you know what that mean people you could have all the faith in the world but if you ain't put no work in me that's what we got stored and we always call it on God God keep stop going to God with small stuff Stop going to guy with small stuff

Okay, I just don't know how I won't get to your stone Being got a call in front of your I'm talking that man. No, I'm saying get your whole ass up and get in the goddamn car in the goddamn car. God, too busy saving children and elders and sick people of the world and for you to be crying and going on and all this puffing and puffing. You niggas got it bad, who go to jail?

Lord, just let me get out this time. I'm gonna do nothing. When you come home and you're right back, oh, shit niggas. What you saying? Angel, I ain't gonna do dope when I come home. Soon as you come home. Get it off.

Your mama TV. Your mama couch. Look it up now, TV. They ain't going to see this shit. They ain't gonna take the hell tellin' off the mothafucka. No, he make TV's ain't tellin' no more. He didn't found one? You right by your people, man. That's all I like to say.

And I say it again, you want to live a long time. Mind your mothafucka's business to say and I said again you want to live a long time mind your motherfuckers business that's the problem with you you don't want to mind your motherfucking business police were called all night I didn't call him just one time I ain't called him my label and this is why I got into it I heard the officer case but I didn't hear it that was my motherfucking business she come over the next day I know y'all heard that. She ain't heard shit, I'm asleep. AC on with the fan, I'm old school. I ain't heard a motherfucking thing.

I'm not going over and fucking with him. He love you, look at your eyes. What you think the hell you think he would do to me? No. He love you, he beating a dog shit out you. Stomping you, doing UFC move. He doing all kinds of shit to you. You think I

forget about my bed when they popped me some popcorn and watched it like it was a fight I'm gonna forget now over there they'll move over that kitty I did it and don't feel bad. But now he in jail. Now I got information because I got cameras and shit. I can take Diana. So before they release him, y'all might want to hold him. Because he's badger than what y'all think.

He's a person. He should be a boss. Let me show you this shit. Okay. Why are you doing this? Why? Look, look here, goddamn it. There we go. She got tickets. I ain't got no money to pay these goddamn tickets.

And I'm giving you this and the tickets are the best. That's all he says. Well, that's all he says. Well, I think we got a deal. God damn it, let's say it. It ain't a deal unless we say it on it. Y'all remember in Jango? I wouldn't say it wasn't a deal until they shook on it. And we shook on it and we had white cake after.

We had white cake afterwards. That's what we talking. What y'all doing man? I know y'all say, Doug crazy here with his hat. You got a damn right. I'm a big bad wolf for mother fuckers. Family members calling me, telling me tell me they problem. They dumb asses. Yeah fam I ain't gonna lie. I need something to talk to you. I need to tell you something. They can tell me they problem they dumbasses. Yeah, I'm I ain't gonna lie. I need something talk to me teach something Maybe tell me anything Sam talk to me

Remember that one night I came over and I was like something wrong me into Me I kill somebody and bam. It's okay, man It's okay Yeah, you didn't mean it's okay, man. It's okay. You didn't mean it, did you? No, I ain't mean it. Damn. Where you put the gun? Oh, I got it off Sons of Cool. Do you know what you had on that night?

Cause I'm trying to know. Yeah, I had, what you do with the clothes? We got it in there, dad. That's the reason why I'm telling you, man. He confess told me everything. I went and gathered the evidence. Called a little detective. And he be dying to teach this.

Boy, I give y'all this, y'all gotta buy me a baby back for you. It was Lord's time to come. Now y'all know this murder thing ain't been solved in about eight months, y'all. I know it is. You lying. You think I'll call all this confusion for nothing? No you wouldn't. Ain't my information always accurate?

Any of yours? Yes. The guy in my house right now. But listen. I'm gonna go back to the house. I'm gonna bring this fool back. Give us like 10 minutes. Keep the door down.'m gonna bring this fool back, give us like 10 minutes, keep the door down, and get him away.

Yeah. Because I know the family that died, they thankful for me. I brought clothes. Now I called my uncle, which is his mama, and let her know, you ain't do your motherfucking job with him. The rest of your kids cool. But this one bag of apple ain't worth a damn, man. Killing innocent people, ain't do your motherfucking job with him. The rest of your kids cool. But this one bag of apple ain't worth a damn, ain't it?

Killing innocent people, ain't it? I know, Bigfoot. I just hope it's plain they gonna give him the chair. I do. I'm pushing forward. I have one high, two foot. He got to stick up. Bad seeds, we got to get rid of bad seeds.

That's all I'm saying. Bad seeds got to go. Bad seeds, you can't grow them with bad seeds. You can't grow shit with bad seeds. My co-seeds got to have good seeds. Good food. That's what we got to have. Thank y'all for watching tonight's show. Peace and love, I love your mouth.

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left to its knees. Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Alec Baldwin. This past season on my podcast, Here's the Thing, I spoke with more actors, musicians, policy makers, and so many other fascinating people, like writer and actor, Dan Aykroyd.

I love writing more than anything. You're left alone. You know, you do three hours in the morning, you write three hours in the afternoon, go pick up a kid from school, then write at night, and after nine hours, you come out with seven pages, and then you're moving on. Listen to Here's the Thing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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