Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - KD saves the Suns vs Clippers, Warriors BLOW OUT Trailblazers

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to recap Wednesday night NBA action including Kevin Durant and the Pheonix Suns vs James Harden and the Los Angeles Clippers, and Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors make a s...tatement in the first game of the season vs the Portland Trail Blazers!! #volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question.
Starting point is 00:00:38 I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Astead Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. correct on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Maria Kondakova.
Starting point is 00:01:07 And I'm Nate Silver. And our new podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions. We're both journalists who moonlight as poker players, and that's the lens we're going to use to approach this entire show. We're going to be discussing everything from high stakes poker to personal questions. Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself. And of course, we'll be talking about the election too. Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
Starting point is 00:01:38 The Volume Yeah, come on in. Yeah, I know it's bright and early. Shit, but you need to get up off the A-O. Yeah, you need to get up off the A-O. Yeah, we're gonna work today. It's Thursday. Y'all come on in, man. Hope everybody had a good night's sleep.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Probably some of y'all just not getting home from work ain't be able to go to sleep yet, because you're gonna hear that your boy do a finger go Come on in hit the like button while you're here Yeah, ain't nothing but a little click right there hit the like button You know I'm saying don't hit subscribe button. Yeah And chop it up with your boy this morning, man, you know, we had some NBA games last night We had to finish son playing the LA Clippers sons 116 113
Starting point is 00:02:26 With the overtime Kevin Durant 36 years old. Yeah bad hurt the rent bowling last night Yeah, 25 book a piston in 15 Bradley Beal had 24 Clippers Clippers ain't got nobody over there but pepper peel Pig pepper pig be built that James Harden And I get it this ain't the same James Harden five six years ago. Trust me. We know they Euro step slow down a motherfucker Yeah, Peppa Pig built that James Harden Is bigger than ever Nevertheless, it was a ball game last night
Starting point is 00:03:04 Nevertheless, it was a ball game last night. Kevin Durant hit one of them shots to take him in the overtime. Cuz he was going back and forth last night. I really didn't think that the Clippers should have been even bigger in the game. But they was, I got to give Pepper Pilt, I'm built that hardness credit. Jubiak ball out, power piston, 17 points. But the real thing is, before I get into what really happened, the Los Angeles Clippers was in their new stadium last night, the Intruid Stadium. Steve Bauma the bigger $2 billion ringer.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Got everything, every technology in the world and now they got, this is where I'm on stand, they got, Steve Bauma got every technology in the world and now, but he ain't got the right technology to go out and cure his number one player Kawhi Leonard. Kawhi Leonard got the bones of a damn frog. Kawhi Leonard done missed 179 games since he joined the Clippers since 2019 but you can go out and spend two billion dollars on a stadium but you can't go out and spend no money on those scientists and take kawaii little to a lab and test his ass That's all I'm saying if I'm Steve Ballmer, I got all this money I'm calling my friend Elon Musk What do y'all got any robots that I could potentially put in kawaii little so this nigga will never get hurt again
Starting point is 00:04:24 Robots that I could potentially put in koala little so this nigga will never get hurt again They give him koala little 50 60 million. He ain't even he ain't even earned it. You mean tell me I can't fly my player My case I'm I play somewhere in the South Africa somewhere like out on this table. Come on Oh, if you don't cooperate, I want tranquilize your ass Y'all gonna put this our computer chip in and test him out for about two months over here She can you work out since you know hip is bones and shit That man them is 179. Yeah Clippers thought they were going going to the phones Why they had PG they had rust see they had clipper girl over there But they had everybody over there and didn't do shit
Starting point is 00:05:05 Why cuz he kept getting hurt? And as a owner, I don't think that's right that Kawhi Leonard still get to make all this money and ain't played So I'm Steve Barmer. I'm calling Kawhi Leonard in my office. What's going on? If no, I'm saying if I was the coach if I don't this what I would do. Come on. Let me talk to you What's going on? How you feeling? I'm feeling about the same see I knew you were gonna say some shit like that Why I knew that I got the jet gassed up We going over to South Africa right now for a treatment what kind of treatment don't worry about it nigga. You're going Take him over there have him lay him down on one of them tables in there and hook all these kind of
Starting point is 00:05:45 Technology up to him and I would heal kawaii But back to the game last night after after the rent hit that you know saying that shot To send them on and send them in the over to that's what KD do Seven feet seven foot four wingspan ain't nothing you can do with him So you guys gotta take it was good defense, but but the end of the day that's kept the rent Yeah, James Horton came over at the end, but he eat a piggy, you know saying you ain't getting no hand and ke faces He's like free throw line. That's money That's a 50. What's that's a 50 or 50 percent field goal sugar 40 percent three-point sugar and a 90 percent free throw shoot
Starting point is 00:06:23 Free throws is Jimmy's okay But end of the game End of the game James Hard got the ball in his hand 21 seconds left What do you do dribble the damn ball out most out run down there and throw it up like you gonna make never? If I'm tired run little time out when I get the the bottom column time out and I'm drawing up a damn plate And it's not for John James. What a fat ass to go one on one And every time I look around ESPN want to show kua Lina quit showing that new He got on what I got on street clothes
Starting point is 00:07:07 all that I don't understand how he could be on the sideline let's go guys stop cheering me up you ain't never gonna play you ain't in the trenches I'm Jane Harden I'm telling Steve Marmot to tell Kawhi Linger stay away from the team You ain't doing me no good, fam You ain't doing me no good Y'all trying to correct me if I'm wrong, don't correct me if I'm wrong All he doing is sitting on the sideline Looking like this Kawhi when you coming back 2030?
Starting point is 00:07:46 Kawhi ain you coming back, 2030? Kawhi ain't coming back in 2030. And some of you Clipper fans still got hope. Let it go. Elgin Baylor rolling over in this damn grade right now. Elton Brown rolling over in this damn grade right now. CP3 rolling over and singing Tony O'Briga right now. Got the gift to KG to Katie Katie gonna go down probably What do y'all got Katie ranked cuz I know y'all kind of fell out with Kevin Durant when he went to over there to go in
Starting point is 00:08:14 The state and did what he did. But what do y'all rank Kevin Durant all time? Is he in your top 10 is he in your top 15? Where do Kevin Durant rank all time for you? I gotta put him I got him in my top 15 I got, he might be 11 or 12th on my list. I don't even want to go on my list right now, but we'll get into it throughout the week, but he 11 12th on the all-time. I gotta to get to Kevin Durant. I just got to the other game I watched I watched the books in the 76ers man. Let me tell y'all something my arm Game little look more focused than he ever been
Starting point is 00:08:58 I know he has some off off off the court issue with his wife and stuff And you know that that should take a lot of you take a lot out of you Man, your personal life or less last night. He bought out young us bought out bug-eyed porters ball down They even got Milton back here Only thing that I don't like about Milwaukee books is dark rivers trash And they got done Darwin him over the trade dumb and dumber coaching each other over there Sixes thing this is Paul John. She is at the doctor's office Joel and be at the doctor's office If I'm the sisters on them, I do the same thing
Starting point is 00:09:40 I told y'all Steve's mama should do Take them niggas down to the South Africa, lay them down on them damn gurneys and run tests on them. Put computer chips in them. Them niggas will be Teslas on the basketball court. I'm gonna holler Elon right now. Hey, what's that chip you got in them robots? I want you to put it in Joel Embiid, Paul Joy and Kawhi Lim. Them niggas will never get hurt again. Everybody wonder how they coming back. They could test them. They ain't gonna
Starting point is 00:10:08 They ain't gonna test positive PED because it's a chip. I'm on some genius shit this morning. I'm on some genius shit this morning thinking about what I'm selling y'all. Send them niggas down now, get them chips puttin' on them. Can't lose You can't go but back to the game bucks, I mean that what you expect 76ers team hurt they out Tyrese massey only do so much put up 25 drum and had 10 10 points Kelly Oubre had 21 but man, it's only so much you can do with a
Starting point is 00:10:49 Dying going for 30, you know I'm saying like coming off screens hitting three No, sometimes he's shooting from the logo game shooting it from the logo I knew they were gonna ball I had a new fresh fade his barber has some that black paint his head But he cleared it out with the chalk. She knew me walk you for a run through them down 76 or last night I just knew that But I just want to say eventually What the 76ers could look like with PG with maxi with MB like I know it's gonna take time It might be after Christmas before we really see a full
Starting point is 00:11:23 76 or team probably after Christmas when we really see a full 76ers team, probably after Christmas when we see it. But if we get to see it, I can't wait to watch this matchup because these going to be the matchup that's going to be in the playoffs eventually if it ain't do the injuries, the books, you know what I'm saying? The 76ers, them type of teams. I can't wait to see. I love Tyrese Maxey, y'all. He going to be bucked up over the summer on And granted he needed cuz he gonna be having to carry this team for a minute now. So granted that What y'all see last night and young and dying? What y'all what y'all see that one two punch? Don't forget Milton still out. They got a great bench pull this come in chipped in
Starting point is 00:12:00 I bug I saw a gun got a man. Like that's the kind of player I like, like, like pull Bobby pull this man, run in, do a job hustling rebound high five. And I ain't trying to hear all that book. Now we need you need players like Bobby pull this on your team. He gonna get enough credit for me. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop
Starting point is 00:12:33 culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else, like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the homestretch and I'm exhausted. But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight.
Starting point is 00:13:19 I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Estet Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends like Samantha B., Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're going to take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question
Starting point is 00:13:55 is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Maria Konikova. And I'm Nate Silver. And our podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions. Both Nate and I are journalists who moonlight as poker players. We've both won, and I have to say lost,
Starting point is 00:14:20 hundreds of thousands of dollars playing poker. And poker is a lens that we're going to use to approach this entire show, because poker isn't just about playing cards. It's actually about how to make good decisions. It's an entire framework for thinking about the world. – In addition to poker, we'll be talking about the wide world of gambling, so sports betting, for example, plus the news, politics, it is an election year and personal decisions too.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself. Tune into Risky Business every Thursday. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. If you're just not tuning in, you should be already hit the like button right now. You should be hit the subscribe button right now. Yeah, come on in, man. It's Thursday morning. I'm going live. I'm going live again the night after the game.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I'm giving y'all double hells. A lot of you men out here, I'm going to get on your ass, ladies. I ain't that many of you on here, but if it is, I hope you got her on your chin. I'm gonna tell y'all a fella something, man. Y'all stop getting in a relationship with these women and they already got kids and you ain't saying nothing to them. They talking to you in any way, they disrespecting her,
Starting point is 00:15:35 got her going crazy, her falling out in the head. She ain't giving you head like you used to because her kids stressing her. Put something on them kids' ass. Even if you got the colleague file looking I'm here now. I don't know you don't know me, but your kids gonna have to respect me dog No, I'm saying I ain't trying to be like daddy and then but see I can buy with these niggas KLC Popeye several times I'm gonna need you come down here talk to your kids or I'm gonna talk to him for you click
Starting point is 00:16:06 I'm being a man about this You ain't gonna keep stressing my boy Main reason I got with this whole because of her attributes her attributes was she had good head and good hands Damn it. I wanted every time I'm getting half here half a head hurt. She don't go to work. She fussing how to make the kids all day I'm not gonna pull up with that shit in my household and my apartment Not gonna put up that in my apartment I'm taking them groceries up and down the damn stir your cross-eyed bad-built ass son don't want to help me
Starting point is 00:16:38 I don't bother my p.s. I'm a shit. Yeah, you won't mind me or somebody else What you doing the juvenile Not gonna tell y'all man some good man on watching this show. I'm pulled up with this shit, man You didn't pull up with you with your own kids. I got some older people watch you didn't pull up with this shit What's your own kids pull up with nobody else kid? Don't you let them stress you back you going to work each and every day bringing home to this woman and her kids ungrateful You said the whole motherfucking family dies and look at him. I Took you from goddamn eating spaghetti to eating crab legs. I don't don't make me take you back
Starting point is 00:17:16 Don't make me take you back You like the way that bottle like the way you can dip that crab leg in that border and you Know girl like the way she could pull it up With the gloves on getting all nasty Keep bullshitting I introduce y'all to crab legs. I introduce y'all to frog legs cause I learned about it I'll introduce you to that That'll put you on octopus I did that red fist snapper You were still eating white perks when you before you got with me They ain't gonna put you on octopus. I did that red fist snapper.
Starting point is 00:17:48 You were still eating white perks when you came before you got with me. Fellas, bam, stop letting these women do y'all like this. Got to let them control y'all. You a man, bigger upper hand. Good morning though You ain't been doing then it's time for you to start doing what you're supposed to be doing Quit waiting on your homeboy your mama your daddy or somebody to give you some mama go go out and get it on your own It's feel better when you get it on your own now. You ain't got a word by nobody calling you bother you
Starting point is 00:18:23 Got a phone call this morning six in the morning. Damn. You got said me five dollar. Hey, you know, I Can't even get my kids up get them ready for school Take them to get donors and all this and that and everything they want because you never wake up big This is different from between begging and needing help cuz I help anybody that need help for a beggar Calling me six in the morning for seventy five dollars. You need to go to work It don't cost no seventy five dollars to go to work. Look you trying to buy some dope with it and I know it Don't lie to me. Call me be honest with me't y'all hate liars? I hate a liar. Be honest with me.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Tell me fam, look I'm damn bad right now man. I need something. I'm trying to get high. I'm a real nigga. I'm gonna help you get high. Yeah I ain't what for down. I'm gonna help you get high. Whatever it is you want, I'm gonna make sure you get it.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Damn it, you want it? Get it. You want that? Go and get it. But don't lie to me. you want I'm gonna make sure you get it. Damn it you want it get it. Go and get it. But don't lie to me. Fine I need 75 dollars to go to work. What kind of job you got? Y'all better be careful who you let around you who you associate with. Gotta be careful these days man people people be going on starting shit with other people. Okay, man pull up man
Starting point is 00:19:50 We having a good time whole time. They beef it now them niggas riding through you know, I'm saying, you know I'm saying you don't know what's going on. You don't know what your cousin started your phone ringing. Where you at? Yeah, I'm old fam. I know what we might get off mobile. He hot what? Yeah, I'll on fam, I'm out here, man. You might wanna get out from over there. He hot, what? Yeah, I'll get leave, no. One thing I'm not gonna do is leave somebody like that. I'm gonna wait. So I dial 911, wait till they got there, then I left. Thank y'all for me riding by here,
Starting point is 00:20:21 hornby English people. My anger in that hat, my anger ain't got no legs, man. My anger can't come out the house, I'll get the blaster. My anger can't do all that. My bad, y'all, I done been it. My bad, just early this morning, y'all my mind done went somewhere.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I'm back wearing the cowboys again. I get it, I get it, I know. Why you wearing that dress? I know, I know the trauma they bring me, but I like it. I like trauma. I like trauma. I told y'all I ain't got it. I just really feel like this Sunday,
Starting point is 00:20:50 the Cowboys gonna beat the 49ers. That's just what I feel. That's just what I feel, damn. Maybe it got to do with, I know y'all hurt. Do damn 49ers is hurt So if we run through y'all I'm gon' talk shit I don't care about you not having no receivables No running back, no officer
Starting point is 00:21:19 I don't care, I hope we run through y'all I ain't gon' I'm gon' brag all week I told you I don't mind taking advantage of people I didn't got into a fight with somebody in the wheelchair before yep. Yep. Yep show did I'm not gonna hold them back because you got a disability She Where your ass out? Care about you being in no wheelchair you can get these hands
Starting point is 00:21:46 care about you being in no wheelchair you can get these hands and I'm gonna feed them to you too and I'm gonna move around too I'm like Floyd I'm gonna move around while you're in that wheelchair cuz you got to move that wheelchair soon you can try to move your hand bow yeah then I'm gonna get a whip and hit your fingers while you got your hands on it put them hands on it up shit I don't fight that I'm undefeated against people in wheelchairs do you understand me I'm undefeated people that ain't in wheelchair I'm on Sydney but people in wheelchair and midget shit I'm undefeated they gotta grab a a mission in the meat Hold him up against the wall boy boy fighting love guy boy out Put fear in me just hard people wheelchair I drive them to
Starting point is 00:22:43 Just telling you how I'm feeling today man my bag I got off track I post being on sports my bad We're gonna get sports my bad. We're gonna get back to it We're gonna get back to it on golden state Read to Portland last night. I feel so damn bad for our Chelsea Billups Just got into the Hall of Fame and you deserve it, but your damn team Now pulling got the Nike I was Nike a case. I don't know the big Nike spot is howl up there in Portland, bro And man, you would think the team will be better than what they are, but they not Don't the state way into and I do mean lane through chef curry wasn't even cooking my ass night like that Buddy he'll move who they who they let all uh, oh for teen clay Thompson that go for buddy Hill
Starting point is 00:23:30 Shoot me Traymurr green put in eight points last night Wiggins put in 20 Portland man see Powell Allen may rest in peace. No, he's the only power Allen was the only for the Seahawks in the Portland Trail Blazers. Um Man they sell it damn Portland team man somebody man, you know, let's shag by Portland team or something I you know somebody somebody from a football basketball player get together and buy some team And let's see what they can do. I see my boy T Mac convinced corner trying to buy in on the Buffalo Beatles. No, I'm saying I respect that
Starting point is 00:24:09 But I will will really rather see them on the basketball team I like to port and trail blaze or bring back Seattle NBA expansion team or put up, you know Something like that man, like see I don't deserve another team up there man Hi, y'all. What y'all think about that though? Somebody like a Vince Carter or Tracy McGrady or Shaquille O'Neal Only the team and what would that team look like? Do you think they could be able to go out and scout? talent Just like the other GMs do you just something to think about man?
Starting point is 00:24:41 I would love more nothing in the world a little more than seeing a black NBA owner again, you know Jordan held that tiger for a while jay-z didn't even own what we thought he owned You know now on 1% But that was good marketing on his part acting like he really owned them when he didn't just great marketing scheme by Jay by ho But uh, yeah, I want to see more than one When he did this great marketing scheme by Jay by whole But uh, yeah, I want to see more than one Minority in the NBA. I want to see several players that really milk in the game right now
Starting point is 00:25:14 Take advantage if you want to own a team They should better own the team like LeBron should better own the team or Kevin Durant like that. See what they could do But NFL we know we got magic me ain't the fool only But that's close. We got we got to a black man owning a NFL team. I Know Robert Smith could own one man several players go on team, man I mean not several black people that go on teams or whatever, but you know, it is what it is in that department Or whatever, but you know it is what it is in that department Yeah, man, go the state man, they're gonna be they like another piece away from from because unless Lakers problems again I mean, it's just some about going to stay. I don't know what it is dog, but man
Starting point is 00:25:56 I'm gonna fuck it what I mean three day here that not think going to stay here like what 23s last night It's hard to be the team when they hit 23s dog, right? They pulled up 139, ain't no defense. If you're watching today's NBA right now, there is no defense. So that's what the league want. They want high scoring game. That's just what you get.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Ain't no defense. I'm hearing players say, it's hard to keep somebody in front of you. Man, get off the gas. You niggas just don't wanna work out. Y'all lazy. Y'all don't want to move your feet But you move your feet going to them damn banks and getting them foreign car. I ain't knocking y'all do it too But I'm saying you're moving your feet then But on the basketball court you can let somebody go by and then you just want to swipe no
Starting point is 00:26:40 Move your feet down Move your motherfucking feet side to side, do the electric slide! And I don't understand it man, I don't understand these guys workout regimens they doing man James Harden look like Peppa Pig y'all Thought in the NBA you're supposed to be in great shape at all time I know we human you get older you gang a little weight, but man you should come in in tip top shape. Jay-Jay Harden know that Euro step ain't workin' five years. He keep doin' the same old motherfuckin' move. He gettin' his shit slapped and slappin' the nigga out of bounds.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Come on dawg! Come on dawg! And don't get me wrong James Harden was like that He was I can't knock it. Jane was like that He ain't that don't know. Oh, let's keep in the happening and ain't going no damn. Well if I'm tired Me yeah, you look at me. Oh, what's up? Shit your ass right here Come on. Oh, what's up coach shit your ass right here Not gonna play with you that damn you think I'm playing here to play with y'all this morning damn it I'm not
Starting point is 00:28:01 Time I look around y'all time my big meat that big me just a motherfucking risk All I'm hearing big meats meat snitch. Show that your daddy, nigga. You don't talk about that? I'm about to give a damn about big meat snitching, nigga, I ain't even a priest. Hell, I woulda told you. Hey, a man need to come home and be a father to his son? Dammit, that's what he doing. Everybody getting caught up.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Man, shoot, man, big meat's tall, man. He ain't no real nigga. Man, please. Everybody getting caught up man. So man pick me tall man. You know real man, please You know sustain Man, I'm did 20 some motherfucking years Everybody is in the eating Saudis and Roman noodles every day and everybody back home in crab leg Lamb chops and burr shoulders and lay. I know y'all seen that nigga eating brush old nigga crazy See I
Starting point is 00:28:48 Ain't seen no evidence. I don't know don't really care if he snitched or he don't I don't give a damn big meat home Y'all know what it is Anybody else that doesn't so dope and still in jail need to be released. It's the damn killers rapists and rebels for me. Niggas selling dope, let's see, let them come home. America the biggest dope dealers in the world anyway, but we ain't gonna even get any than that. We ain't gonna even get any than that, but you know I ain't lying. Niggas always want to judge somebody.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Man, why, why, why, why, why the bruh praising Big Mee? Shut up! Big Mee's didn't go to prison until 05. Why why why why the brun praising big me shut up? Big meets didn't go to prison to old fire brun came into the league. Oh three You don't know the brun that met me tonight up a bit in the club with me. I don't know that man Oh, man, yeah, I'll be doing too much for me though. Y'all really are. How y'all feeling though, man? How y'all feeling though, man? It's Thursday, man. God done blessed us to see another day, man.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Y'all didn't enjoy this shit. Somebody didn't wake up this morning. Somebody lost a leg last night. Somebody lost an arm last night. Somebody lost a loved one last night, somebody woke up crying this morning. Y'all are going to be thankful you here, man. Some of y'all are going to be trying to get out y'all momma house, man. Woman can't have a life, she can't have sex with her neighbor because your overgrown ass
Starting point is 00:30:21 in there selling dope, got freaky dogs all outside shit nigga get your own spot Time for you to get your own spot and go on and be a man That's all I'm saying some of my older me on her 45 15 up Hanging out with the boys all day, coming home drunk, ain't giving your old lady what she want. You better stop bullshitting before she give it to Jody. How, man? Can I talk to you, dub?
Starting point is 00:30:55 Talk to me. Man, you know, man, that ain't no work like it used to. Nigga, all you got to do is stop at one of these Indian stores. Find you an Indian store. They got some shit to call Royal Honey Bag. All you got to do is take it. That's how you got to do it, take it fam. Change your whole motherfucking life.
Starting point is 00:31:22 So when you come home baby miss Betty better be ready We know them old women ain't big and shit, and you know I'm saying yeah, baby better be ready Don't they nail better be ready Don't know Yep, go on and take you some gone home. Take you a shower Cuz she probably in the bed without bunnies on that head and reading the Bible because you ain't normally given enough but that's Hi, the night you do it you surprise you start rubbing on her feet. She was gonna die to you Me and you
Starting point is 00:32:00 30 minutes of fun That's when you put it on Betty motherfucking ass She gonna wake up and cook you bruffles you watch Pork sausages with the eggs. You bacon come here with sir. Come on Baby don't go outside in that garden and work all day. You can put it down Just what now only she feeling good. you gonna start feeling good again too about yourself. Yeah, now that old heart feeling like it's young again. Now you can get out there with your grand boys
Starting point is 00:32:32 and throw the ball and basketball. Yeah! Stop letting yourself go down, folks. It's time to pick, drink some water, nigga. And they go for me. I might never be drinking water now There's tonight football tonight I'm going live after the game Vikings Yeah, I can bring them I can just lost that went to Detroit
Starting point is 00:33:00 But they found one Sam Donovan looking real damn good realms trash But they found one Sam Donovan looking real damn good rams trash Matthew Stafford look like he'd be left over birthday cake. He ain't the same Ever say Matthew Stafford got that way. He ain't been the same And I get it Cooper Cup Cooper look they need some Cooper look He'd been intrigued talks to He might not be there too much longer. Sean McVay, Office and Junior might be. We ain't seen the last three damn years. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our
Starting point is 00:33:38 ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else, like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch and I'm exhausted.
Starting point is 00:34:20 But turns out the end is near, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. This podcast is for people like me who need a little perspective and insight. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out like Ezra Klein, Van Jones, Jen Psaki, Ested Herndon. But we're also going to have some fun, even though these days fun and politics seems like an oxymoron. But we'll do that thanks to some of my friends
Starting point is 00:34:50 like Samantha Bee, Roy Wood Jr., and Charlemagne the God. We're gonna take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Power to the podcast for the people. So whether you're obsessed with the news or just trying to figure out what's going on, this season of Next Question is for you. Check out our new season of Next Question with me,
Starting point is 00:35:12 Katie Couric, on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Maria Konikova. And I'm Nate Silver. And our podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions. Both Nate and I are journalists who moonlight as poker players. We've both won, and I have to say lost, hundreds of thousands of dollars playing poker. And poker is a lens that we're going to use to approach this entire show because poker
Starting point is 00:35:42 isn't just about playing cards. It's actually about how to make good decisions. It's an entire framework for thinking about the world. In addition to poker, we'll be talking about the wide world of gambling, so sports betting, for example, plus the news, politics, it is an election year, and personal decisions too. Like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself. Tune into Risky Business every Thursday. Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Vikings Ram, who you got? Going with the Vikings.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I know they still mad about that loss they just had. Been down to the end. I feel like they'll go to LA, they gotta go across the world. But I feel like they'll win tonight on the Ram. I know I got some Ram fans in here right now. But you and I know Matthew Staffs know I look the same. Yes, he's getting up in age. But right now, the Vikings, I think it's know I look the same. Yes. He's getting up in age, but
Starting point is 00:36:49 Right now the Vikings. Um, I think it's the better team right now I think they'll come in tonight take her a business and it's been some trash Thursday night games Let me just be honest. Hopefully this game really hopefully this game is one as a sugar I would rather this game be a shoe got tonight to be just quite honest with you. So Tap in tonight after this game. I'll be going live You know tonight you got the thunder back to the NBA. You got the thunder playing the big bad-ass matrix Yeah, shy Shit Carrie, they got clay Thompson over them down Yeah, I'm down. I'm got clay Thompson your last up there down
Starting point is 00:37:25 Damn Dallas got clay toasting your ass up there now. Let's see can he get them over there hump. They got to fire them last year but they couldn't do nothing with them damn chimp. Let's see. I'm happy. Let's see if this addition of clay moves the needle just a little bit. Fuckin' Marry. Don't forget about you the other night. I'm sorry. You're one of the best teams in the West last year I don't see why no reason why y'all won't be this year. Let's see. Can y'all duplicate what y'all did last year?
Starting point is 00:37:52 Um, ja ja week did y'all see job week Y'all see them business they play you talk last night They played Utah last night God we didn't have a best shooting game. But boy he he he back the head he filed out though 5.5 rebound big self-fugitive got they got some other guy named on Alderman had 27 hit 5-3 ball it Look out for Memphis Green. Elvis is bad Mckinnon for Utah. We know what he can do that white boy got some that white boy McKinnon got some up there in Utah I'm just excited to see John Wick back on the court. It's good to see him back on the gun range, bro. It's a beautiful thing because before all of them incidents happened, John Wick was gonna be the face of the NBA.
Starting point is 00:38:33 They was trying to make this man the face of the NBA. They was trying to make him the face of the NBA. They was trying to make him the face of the NBA. They was trying to make him the face of the NBA. They was trying to make him the face of the NBA. Jaiwick was feeling a bigger face of the NBA they was trying to make this man the face of the NBA I think he can get back to that status this year get Memphis back rocking and rolling the city of Memphis need this right now it's too much going on down there Memphis with the differed off true
Starting point is 00:39:02 Cornelius talking ass and told everything it's a lot going on in Memphis right now and the city ain't right and Hopefully this can bring some excitement back to the city I've been going down there sneaking in there for me for damn the month for Bob and sneaking down there and the barbecue gonna taste The same no more it don't them damn potholes Worst than they ever been down in Memphis and we need some excitement back down there in Memphis right now So, you know, yo got incoming now now Money bag yo and big dirty them done split he didn't got rid of finesse. She Memphis need Memphis in trouble
Starting point is 00:39:42 So I think the Memphis Grizzlies can get back to where they was two or three years ago The city has started building back excitement about people start back barbecuing with love again Now they barbecuing with bulletproof vest on and shit. I don't blame them We all say never can't even go out there and barbecue cause they might get shot. Ain't that something? You want to pull your pig out? You can't even do it cuz you might just shot You can always move Mississippi Memphis
Starting point is 00:40:20 Mississippi committing them crimes like that. They know Police down there boy city bullshit in Mississippi. Can't cope with Mississippi. What is it? I'll cope with it. We'll see your ass march. A lot different down there in Mississippi. I don't fuck around. Ask anybody in Memphis to run you over to Mississippi.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Shit. Okay, shit. Like booger man over there. I ain't going over there, fool. I'm going. Shit. Shit. Shit.
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Starting point is 00:41:09 Let me tell you something man if your old lady fuck around and give her a big boogie it's over That nigga be dancing. Do you hear me? Shit My girl can't even hug big dude. That's my homie can't even come around. He doing too much dancing for me Cuz I can't dance I'm still Not gonna be able to do it still not gonna be able to do it. Ain't gonna be able to do it. Shit, Thursday damn it. Fucka go down here, give me a big bottle of 1942. Yeah, big bottle of 1942.
Starting point is 00:41:40 All the three or four little Caesar pieces for her. Tell your kids, on me tonight I Can't I like going over whole house when her kids get on the phone with their daddy and they and I start talking I like y'all want some more pieces Y'all want some more soda. I'm thinking y'all shopping tomorrow. I'll be on the other side captain Tomorrow I'll be on the other side cap That nigga wanna know who is that in the background that mama boyfriend, how is he she cool? He cool that he bothers everything even let us even got us a PS5
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Starting point is 00:44:27 It make me throw up man, I'm gonna fucking money I don't want to Hey, no My ass me do I like cold coochie hell no I'm gonna cool coochie That's what I want Yeah, come I like doing in the morning come my breath be hot when I blow it it warms it up Just like grits come on Come here, I'll eat that moose knuckle off in the morning moose knuckle. God damn right have our eyes like this Going to work
Starting point is 00:45:01 Her phone ringing my phone ringing my mama calling me Going to work her phone ringing my phone ring. My mama calling me Trash of the day going to Tyrone Lou trash for not drawing up a play at the end of the game Putting the ball and pepper pick be with that. James. your own for that tyrone lu you are you a champion You had Kyrie Richard Jeffers Yeah, yeah, Dwayne way for a little bit over And you can't drop a play at the end of the game in a new two billion dollar statement Steve Bummel clapping Like he got to risk
Starting point is 00:45:45 I don't know some ain't right with the boy. I know he richie Jean something right with Steve Bama. I'm tell somebody right Captain and jumping up and down And my brother really need a helmet that billion. I need a helmet and y'all know it somebody right Steve Bama boy I'm telling you right now And my fucking knee written Steve Bama knee written Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah like billionaires can be thrown off shit Yeah, I like being there. I can't be thrown off in it. They all into all kind of shit They all into all kinds of shit.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Just calling like I see it on my show. We're gonna keep it 100 on the bubba dub show. Yeah, I gotta be a realist. Cowboy fan loving the dub. But they ain't one for damn. I gotta be realist. Want somebody to lie to you? Go to the mother show. This ain't the one. We're gonna keep it 100 at all times over here. We're gonna have fun. We're gonna laugh We might even cry some damn time when you cry I cry We cry together See
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Starting point is 00:47:40 I put up with me. Hey man, one of the hardest albums ever dry One of them Somebody said JLo with the end of Jaroos she you probably right Speaking to JLo she would be into Diddy too. Oh yeah, they got tapes. This ain't nothing I'm just saying. They got tapes of JLo and Diddy in the bedroom. Yeah, Genie from the block. Genie was taking block. That's my time, man. This your boy
Starting point is 00:48:22 Bubba Dubb. I love y'all. See y'all again tonight after the game, the rounds and the Vikings Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend John Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Hey everyone, it's Katie Couric. Well, the election is in the home stretch, right in time for a new season of my podcast, Next Question. I'm bringing in some FOKs, friends of Katie's, to help me out, like Ezra Klein, Jen Psaki, Ested Herndon, but we're also gonna have some fun thanks to some of my friends like Samantha Bee and Charlemagne the God.
Starting point is 00:49:31 We're gonna take some viewer questions as well. I mean, isn't that what democracy is all about? Check out our new season of Next Question with me, Katie Couric, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Maria Konondakova. And I'm Nate Silver. And our new podcast, Risky Business, is a show about making better decisions.
Starting point is 00:49:52 We're both journalists who moonlight as poker players. And that's the lens we're going to use to approach this entire show. We're going to be discussing everything from high stakes poker to personal questions, like whether I should call a plumber or fix my shower myself. And of course, we'll be talking about the election too. Listen on the iHeart radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

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