Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Kobe Bryant OVER Michael Jordan for me fam!!

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

Bubba is BACK and NEEDS sports to come back on the TV! Dub has been bored out of his mind waiting for the NBA Finals between Luka Doncic, Kyrie Irving, and the Dallas Mavericks vs. Jayson Tatum’s Boston Celtics. Dub previews the NBA Finals before going into his picks as to why the Mavs will take home the Larry O’Brien Trophy. (4:00) Then, Bubba explains why Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant is BETTER than Chicago Bulls legend Michael Jordan in one of his classic debate segments. (7:00) After, Dub debates the Golden State Warriors All-Star point guard Stephen Curry against Philadelphia 76ers Hall of Famer Allen Iverson. (14:50) Next, Dub breaks down all of the big stories swirling around the NFL, and delivers a message to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones regarding re-signing Micah Parsons, Ceedee Lamb, and quarterback Dak Prescott. (30:15) Then, Dub’s famous HELL NAHH segment pits Draymond Green against Rudy Gobert. (38:40) #volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My name is Ariel. I moved to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.

I mean, the guy who'd winked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show. Today is Wednesday. You know we got a great show for y'all today.

Before I even get started, let's go ahead and start the show. Like button. Hit that subscribe button. You know how we rocking over on the Bubble Dub Show. Today we start the show out where it's been boring as hell. We got no basketball games. Keep it 100. Ain't nothing big on TV.

BET? Trash. Don't watch no damn BET. Them old-ass reruns of Tyler Perry and Madea. I don't want to watch that. I want to see some ball. I want to see some dunks. That's what I want to see. Game one coming up tomorrow. Boston-Dallas? Who you rocking with?

I'm going with the Mavs. Come here. Damn it. Even though I'm going with the Mavs, I still want Damn it. Even though I'm going with the Mavs, I still want to see Jason Tatum come back and give me 35. Jalen Brown, give me 30. Yeah. Quarzinga is coming back. Give me 20.

I want to see a great game tomorrow. I'm excited. I didn't want to buy me some food. It's down for my sister. It's up. Yeah. Gave her 200, 400. Come here.

Joe Biden can't stop what I got going. Him all hung up Biden on TV. He knew he wasn't supposed to be buying no damn guns. Come here. Oh, yeah, duh, watch the news. I'm watching every damn thing these days. But back to the game, though. I can't wait till tomorrow.

I've been so bored. I'm going to walk with no damn dog. Come here. I'm walking around. I'm walking around my so bored for walks with no damn dog come here i'm walking around i'm walking around my town with a leash with no dog people think i'm on them 30s saying i am she ain't lying to you i'm on them damn thirties and i'm feeling good too yeah how y'all feeling though right now man it's a summertime coming up damn kids at the house they don't know how to act baby mama tripping she don't want to give me none

You ain't got to give me none I'm finna go out here and get it Damn, it's a law Baby mama gonna give you none Two or three nights in a row You got the right to go out there and get it From somebody else Her cousin, her friend

Maybe even her sister Maybe in her hand Whoever want to give it up Go on and get it Damn right. Luka, where you at, fam? I know you up there in Boston right now. Don't eat none of that damn clam chowder.

They got poison in there. You don't want to get full poison right now in the NBA playoffs. I remember when the Utah Jazz did that to Michael Jordan. Talking about he had the flu. He had no damn flu. They poisoned him. And they still lost. That damn Carmelo Jones talking.

They were pulling out all kinds of stuff trying to stop MJ. But you can't stop MJ. They still go smoking gambling. We're cold. Now, there's been a lot of debate going on all year. Man, LeBron, or George. We ain't put LeBron in the middle. LeBron over him. We ain't put LeBron in the middle. LeBron over him.

MJ over him. Now, what we going to do is who is the better player out of LeBron, I mean, out of Kobe and Michael Jordan. Who is the better player out of Kobe and Michael Jordan? Damn it, I'm going with Kobe. Come here. Real basketball heads know Kobe Bryant had more skills than Michael Jordan. They might not say he was better, but we're talking about skill, dribbling,

coming down, pulling up, can shoot the three from a better than MJ, can shoot the three deeper than MJ. Y'all know I'm not lying. Now, some of y'all old heads on here, man, Jordan didn't really take them three. That ain't my fault. Hell, Larry Bird was taking them,

so don't tell me George wasn't shooting them. Going with Kobe. Sheesh. He took all MJ moves and made them better. And made them better. Hell, y'all talking about Kobe being bright. And I ain't just saying that because he passed away. I'm just telling y'all from what I've seen when I watched Kobe play. Yes, MJ had

that dog. She and Kobe did too. Come here. He was a bamba. He'll strike your ass. Come here. Them poison ass. Get your ass up out of here or you don't want to work. I'll go get these championships my damn self. And he did. Bring me Paul Casal

slow feet ass in here. Bring me a the more over me and the one who lost their brothel. Come here. And he did bring me Pau Casal, slow feet ass in him. Bring me on. No more over me. And the one who lost, damn brothel. Come here. Derek Fisher, Mr. I steal your woman. Trash.

Man, boy, you better than me. I know people grow and mature. You better than me, fam. I still be on Derek Fisher's head. Right to his mother. Damn. Every time I go over there again pick up my boy hey what's up bro bow right in the mouth come here blood everywhere come here so who you got i know i got some joy and fans in here and y'all in love with them damn shoes it's new great new shoes the greatest shoes ever i can't knock it but be real for a second and take the time as they gain who was the complete player was it michael jeffrey or kobe being brian for me i'm riding with kobe ko Kobe put up them nine straight games before they mother...

The points coming down. Corey had to work. When he had that... It's just against him. I mean, everybody was down on it. Nike and them were done. I mean, what was it? Nike or somebody or Digg or something.

They were done with him. And the mother... Come out and ball every mother... Night. Give me the ball. I know Shaq in that paint, but his big ass ain't getting it. I got this.

Come here. Put on a show in front of the league. Them damn white people didn't understand it. They didn't know Kobe was damn good. Yeah, he got three with Shaq, but he got two more without him. Let's talk about that. Let's talk about the difficulty. They're playing that Boston team with Garnett.

Stripping, stripping, tipping on power periods over there with Ray John Rondo and Bob. Let's talk about what Kobe Bryant did with him and Paul Gasol and two bad-ass knee Andrew Brown. Let's talk about it. They on Phil Jackson coaching his ass off over there. The Zen Master. Come on.

That was the only mother that player I seen get filled from them damn mounds. Was Kobe. Kobe being Brian. You talking about Kobe four quarter? You not getting that goddamn ball from Kobe? I'm shooting it. I don't create people on me. I'm shooting it.

That's how I feel when I'm in the strip club and I got $500 worth of one. I feel like I'm the king of the city. That's how I feel when I'm in the strip club And I got $500 worth of warrants I feel like I'm the king of the city That's how I Do be feeling And I got them $500 warrants in my hand At that strip club and them women dancing And popping it on me And I'm in they airline

Hey damn all this Damn this club follow me back to the room I got you Boy I can't be doing that See you been doing it? Hey, you do it for them ballplayers? Do it for a funny nigga. Come here. Yeah, let me make

you laugh and feel good at the same time. Come here. Yeah, I'm a triple threat. Yeah, they got the money, but they ain't got the money. Come here. See, there'll be people looking for me right now. I'm full of money. Yeah, and packed too. Come here. Shit, don't be keeping looking for me right now. I'm full of honey. Yeah, and packed too.

Come here. Think I'm going to pop a hundred pack in the club? You a lie. I'll be right back. Let me go to the restroom. Come back and fuck. Yeah. Baby, you ready to go?

We just got here. Shit, let's go. Before I get on hard up in here like I be hard in a two-knee cap. Come here. Baby, I don't know what done got to do. You going longer. I know I am. Push up.

Yeah, I'm lying though. Push ups and praying to God. It working. And I been fastening. Shit, I ain't never fast. Come here. My pee dirty right now. And it stink.

Come here. No, I need some water. I ain't bull crapping. But who you got? Kobe or George? I'm going with Kobe, Bean, Bean Brian right now to the day. Five rings. Yes, MJ got six, but he wouldn't have got them damn six without Pippen.

Come here. What kind of father did you, MJ, raise your kids to take Pippen woman? You're wrong for that. Dude, you can't blame MJ. I can do what the hell I want to do. I don't blame MJ for that. She got a smoking ass. I ain't going to take nothing from MJ, though.

Some of y'all say he the greatest. I ain't going to argue with y'all on who the greatest. I ain't doing that bullshit. No, no. They all ghosted me. Michael Jordan, global. That bald black mother can't go nowhere. Everybody know Michael.

Lines lined up everywhere. Like them lines lined up in my baby mama apartment. I didn't know what was going on. I thought she was selling food. She was selling ass. And I thought y'all came for a fish plate. Y'all came for something else. You know how that made me feel?

Everybody lined up to come in and get my baby mama. Hell, I got in line my damn self. Come here. And this my damn house. Telling me I got to wait my turn. And I waited. See, a dog can't fight. I'm not finna put up with these Negroes.

You know you gonna never come between a man and a woman. Man, them Negroes will hurt you behind these hoes. Y'all know I'm not lying. Some of y'all watching this show right now, cool, calm, collected, ain't never did nothing wrong. Try to holler at one of them Negro women and watch what they'll do to you. They'll put something on your ass.

Check me at the store the other day. Duh, let me holler at you, man. What's up, man? What's all this you been talking about on the internet? Fam, I'm on 30, fam. I don't remember none of that shit I be on the same. I be zoned out. Oh, that makes sense.

Yeah, fam. Don't hold that against me. When I get back home on the internet, I'm talking cash, money, shit. Yeah, that's me. I'm an actor. I'm an entertainer. Some shit. Yeah, that's me. I'm an actor. I'm an entertainer. Some of y'all mad knocker. I got on this coach.

Endo. Endo. I'm with whoever cutting the damn check. Come here. I got a family to take care of. Y'all be lawyer to the wrong person. Man, I'm a lawyer. Man, I'm a lawyer to my team, but you ain't a lawyer to your own girl.

Trash. Ain't got hoes to be watching. Yeah, I'm telling secrets today. I but you ain't loyal to your own girl. Trash. Ain't got hoes to be watching. Yeah, I'm telling secrets today. I told you. I told on Victoria. Told all her damn secrets. Come here. Shit, Trump called me, asked me what I think.

Shit, I think you're going to be the first president in the halfway house, and I'm still voting for you. Come here. My boy sitting today on that Babadub show. If you're tuning in we're five days a week i take that back we might be four a day it's summertime ain't much going on but when i'm on damage you better watch it's fireworks come here if fireworks over here then by going give me a bbl like drake too come here i'm ready to take my shirt off i want women rubbing on my

chest and stomach too. Come here. She don't cop with 12,000. I got it. Going to cash them out too. I'm going to be on a liquid diet starting tomorrow night. Come here. If you're tuning in, hey man, if you can't watch this show, you can damn sure listen to this show.

Yeah, on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub Show and here I am right now in your face. I'm in the flesh. There's been a lot of debate going on on everybody else's channel. Who was the better player between stealth and AI? Well, I ain't going to lie. It's stealth. But if you're asking me who I want to take, damn it, I'm going with AI.

See, AI ain't have no help. Give AI some mother. Get help on those seven. That's what he do. Not your born killer. And he didn't even practice. Brandon J., stop disrespecting AI, fam. You know AI was like that.

I know you love Curry. We all love Curry. But AI transcend the game. Let's not forget. Mother could start rocking braids and having tattoos and baggy clothes because A.I. crossing over them. Y'all know Tim Hardaway and them had to cross over and it was great. But A.I. rocked your ass to sleep. Back up boy was rocking my baby mama.

He'll rock you to sleep with that. They had to ban it. David Stearns couldn't stand it. Sometimes we forget how great Allen Iverson really was, fam. Wasn't about Aaron McKee, Matombo, Eric Snow, trash. And I do mean trash. Come here. Come here.

Think about back in 01, if Allen Iverson had a shooter like Ray Allen on their team, just a shooter like Ray Allen, along with the defensive players that he had already in Mutombo, just think about if he had like a Ray Allen at that time. Or you could put T-Mac over there. Shaq had Kobe. Why couldn't put T-Mac over there. Shaq had Kobe. Why couldn't T-Mac get over there with AI? What you think the Philadelphia 76ers would have looked like,

that team that went to the final against the Lakers, if Allen Iverson had Tracy McGrady as his wing player over there, what do you think that series would have looked like? Honestly, what do you think that series would look like? Honestly, what do you think that series would look like with AI and Tracy McGrady on their 0-1 Philadelphia 76ers team against the Lakers? I'm going to ride with the six. And I know Shaq the most dominant big man to ever play this game. And I know Kobe Bryant, one of the greatest players that ever played this game.

But give me T-Mac and AI all damn day. Who going to stop me? Both of them coming down, pulling up. Shit. Come here. Come here. Get in the comment section right now. Talk to me.

I didn't put something on y'all damn minds. They ain't going to. You damn right, Dub. Dub doing his research. I'm not losing with y'all damn minds today, Angle. You damn right, Dub, getting better. Dub doing his research. I'm not losing, my child. We're going to be the number one podcast real damn soon. Tony, now Vikings, I done gave Justin Jeffries four-year 140. Good.

Now, Jerry Jones, what you going to give Lamb? That's the big question. Jerry Jones, what you going to give C.E. Lamb? If you gave him four-year 140, then you got to give Lamb a four-year 138, somewhere in the mix. Justin Jefferson ain't that much better than Lamb, even if he better.

I don't know. Both of them great. I ain't here to put one up and put one down. Damn it, I'm putting both of them together. That's what we do on this show. We show love, man. We show love. Now, some of y'all still mad at me about my comments on Wilder. Damn it, that's what I do on this show. We show love, man. We show love. Now, some of y'all still mad at me

about my comments on Wilder. Damn it, that's what I do. I get paid to do this. And Wilder don't want people laughing at Tom Miley. Damn it, he better win. Better listen to your mama, fam. She say you need to hang it up. Damn it, hang it up. You got enough money?

I know you somewhere at the crib somewhere, probably overseas, chilling, relaxing. Put the miles packs on your damn face so that shit can come down and cash them checks and enjoy life. You and your beautiful family, beautiful kid. Enjoy yourself. Now, some of y'all got mad. Damn, dude, he was doing it for a dollar.

I can't tell no damn more. Is he still doing it for a dollar? Because he getting his ass tore out the bone. He getting tore out the bone right now. Do I think he can make a comeback? Absolutely. But do I think he should? No.

You take a lot of punishment in boxing. You getting hit in your head, brain damage. You get the forgetting shit. I smoke. I be smoking weed and forgetting shit. Imagine getting hit in your head. You know what I'm saying? Think about that, man. We got to think about health.

Yeah, you want to have wealth, but you got to think about health. Steve Jobs died at what? 45, 46? Big now. They didn't really get to enjoy that mother. Hey, mother. Y'all better stop bullshitting. Get your mind right. Now, who you got? A.I. Ste right. Now, who you got?

A.I. Stealth. Now, who think about it? What would A.I. team look like with a Tracy McGrady on that team in 0-1? Oh, nasty. I'm talking about prostitute nasty and Vegas nasty. I'm talking about cold, cold, slow nasty.

Get in there and talk to me. We rocking and rolling on real today. Adrian Brown, show up to his press conference. I don't give a damn. AB going to do what AB do. Fight for the fright, blur cop, like I told y'all the other day. Knock his ass out, AB. Knock him out.

Now, I'm going to need you to do, because you've been working out with Tank. Been working out with Calvin and his trainer. AB, what I need you to do, because you've been working out with Tank, been working out with Calvin and Strangler. Baby, look at me, fam. Let your motherfucking hands go. Because when you let them go, you'll get your TKO. Let your motherfucking hands go. Just let your soul glow. Just let it shine through, yeah.

Just soul glow. So silk, so silk. Oh, man, my bad. Y'all think about coming to America over here. Man, I'm having a ball right now, man. I'm enjoying life. Man, y'all better enjoy life. Y'all better take them damn kids somewhere this summer.

Y'all getting all this money. Y'all taking y'all sorry-ass-dyin' nigga Rick Ross and watching me trill burgers. Trash. Take them damn kids to the new world. this money y'all taking y'all sorry ass style nigga Rick Ross and watching me trio burgers trash take them damn kids to the new world take them somewhere and let them enjoy they self they going back to school will y'all get to go for a vacation

nowhere but to my grandparents that ain't what for damn it's time we start treating these kids better it's matter damn we going everywhere in this world but you got to take the time out for these kids. I'm taking my kids to dinner world this year. Take them down there three or four days, let them have a ball. This is what I'm doing. This is for my family, man. I ain't doing this for

nobody. I ain't doing this for no ho. I ain't doing this for no rights. I am doing this for my family. So when I'm dead and gone, I'm leaving all this shit to my kids, man. That's what it's about, man. Yeah, we can have fun. We can pop bottles. We can do all this and that. But at the end of the night, I'm giving this to my babies. Enjoy yourself, man. Still got trash of the day coming up.

There's a lot going on in the world, man. And we're going to talk about it. I ain't holding shit back on this show. Like I say, AB fight coming up June 7th, fighting Blur Cobb. Let's get to it, man. Who y'all got? Blur Cobb, Adrian Bronner. Do y'all think Bronner can get back to

himself? He ain't number 34. He ain't number 34. He really ain't never took no beating. So I can't sit up here and say, oh, he washed up. I don't think so. I just think he just went through so much shit. AB really a street guy. He really like that.

No matter how much money that man done had and made, he still been the same AB. And you can't change that. You could take a mother and line after Safari, put him in the zoo, but he's still a lion. I'm a lion without the hair. I'm a bad mother. I'm the only lion without no hair. I'm a liar without the hell. I'm a bad motherfucker. I'm the only liar without no hell.

I don't need no man. I don't need no damn man. Ask that nigga I put in jail. Will I stand up and testify? Absolutely. Look at me in his eyes. Yeah, fam. It was your problem.

It wasn't my problem. Man, I can't believe you can keep it 100. Shit, ain't no way in the Bible to say keep it 100. The Bible say the truth will set you free. Here I am. Let me set me free. Let me go. Like I said, my cousin Junior the head, head of this dope entertainment.

It's a year. Let me go. Been home, been doing my mother the thing ever since. We got my CDL and everything. Come here. Come here. Y'all better stop playing around here. June 15th, next week, Tank Frank.

This shit's starting to get real interesting around here. They getting ready to make their way out of Vegas. No fight week here. They're going to be out in the fight week. Everybody's going to be there, including me, including the law. Y'all come and talk. Come and talk to me. Y'all going to the fight. Y There's going to be a lot of fight week. Everybody's going to be there, including me, including the law. Y'all come and talk to me. Y'all going to the fight. Y'all going to watch the fight.

Y'all going to watch the fight, man. We ain't doing no illegal streaming shit. We ain't doing none of that. We all in the fight, pay-per-view. That's what we doing, man. We're going to support these brothers. We're going to support being a big ass too. He fighting. We're going to support these fighters. We're going gonna bring boxing back to where

it need to be. Cause when y'all be having events, y'all be want people to buy tickets to see y'all too. So why can't we buy these tickets to see you first? Dude, that shit a hundred dollars. Man, y'all spend $250 on George. You spend $250 on George and you get him whole

$600, $700. You can't spend a hundred dollars watching entertaining fights. Stop it. We backward as hell. I know I'm backward. I just bought me an old-school car. Bought some Ford Giados, $8,500 for the rim, but my motor ain't worth $250. Come here.

Come here. Wait for my grandpa to pass so I can get the motor out of his car. Come here. God damn it. Come here. Come here. I get robbed. I go to my grandma's every day and look at that car. You get a motor out of his car. Come here. God damn it. Come here. Come here. I get robbed. I go to my grandma's every day and look at that car.

You get a little of that car. I don't know a little of that car. I want that motor. My papa will pass now. I'm passing away. I need it. I need this damn car. See, I'm ready to ride.

Got the car cover of my car right now. Everybody's coming over. Man, let me see it. You don't want to see that motor. The only cranky. You don't want me cranking. I'm capping. Ain't no motor in it. My my grandpa passed away. See I'm getting a injury come on When I come down like yeah, it will bag yellow bone side come on

Yeah, she bad. Mm-hmm. Cash tank on me. Yeah, but I'm still I'm a lot of everybody to everybody I'm balling when I know I ain't. Come here. Ain't bullshit. Our iHeartRadio Music Festival presented by Capital One. Coming back to Las Vegas. Two nights, September 20th and 21st on one stage. Stream live only on Hulu.

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I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Listen to podcasts.

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Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. Hey, man, if you're not watching this show, man, we've been talking about the Boston Celtics, the Maverick Series that's coming up. We've been talking about Justin Jeffries and CeeDee Lamb about their contracts. Justin Jeffries has got a big contract waiting on CeeDee Lamb with the Dallas Cowboys. You can see what they do. We've been talking about who you take as Steph or AI. Who's the better player? Steph or AI.

Who's the better player out of Kobe and Michael Jordan? And what would this Philadelphia 76ers look like with a Tracy McGrady on their team going up against the Los Angeles Lakers. Guess there's something to talk about. Guess there's something to put on y'all minds today. Give it in the comment section right now. Let me know who you got, what you're thinking. Some of y'all probably seen Mesquite Me,

Dinah with the Indianapolis coach. Yep, damn right. Dude worked out for the coach. I done blew my damn knee out. It's okay. I might not can play, but damn, I can sit on this coach. I can coach and draw some plays. Damn, Anthony Richards is going to have a great year this year.

You damn right. Oh, Doug's going to be a coach. Damn right. All you women out there want y'all kids to come to the coach game, meet the player. Shit, come lay down with me. I got you. I got a weight limit too.

150. Shit, I'm getting up in age. I can't lift y'all big asses up no more like that. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. You got to be 150 or you can't make the team. Come here. Dope, you crazy.

I know damn well I am. I'm not playing. It's Wednesday. It's hump day. Y'all know what time it is. Hump day for me. Yeah. The girl at work, you off today.

When she come home, had a bathwater, already ran for her ass. Had them kids already in they room on the game or whatever else, what they favorite TV show on. Don't go and get her a meal. Don't go around to the church and get your family meals. Them right. Don't want to be romantic for your girl at night. Them got to start being romantic for these women.

If y'all not, them studs will. Father's Day coming up too. Shit, them studs everywhere. They all down low with they girl walking and talking and throwing hints. I was like this set. You ain't getting no damn two set. Hell. For Father's Day, you ain't getting shit.

Mother's Day just passed. I've been a mother and a father. You ain't been shit but a woman this whole damn time. Woman can't be no man. You ain't Caitlyn Jenner. Come on. See, Pete Diggie making out with Kim Kardashian. I told y'all.

This damn Diggie strikes again. Damn Diggie done had everybody. Except me. Come on. Come on. See, you can't stop the rain. Meek Meek's coming home too. See, it's finna be up. It's going to be up.

It's going to be up 50. Put me in BML. Put me down. I want to be a cop. Put me in BML and let me be a cop. I'll lock everybody's ass up. There won't be no damn show missing with me. I'm scrubbing this.

I'm scrubbing this like that. There's a lot going on, y'all. I can't wait. Can't wait for football season. I know y'all can't wait. I'm ready. I don't this like that. Shit, a lot going on, y'all. I can't wait. Can't wait for football season. I know y'all can't wait. Ooh, I'm ready. I don't know about y'all, man, but I'm so excited about some football this year, man. To watch the C.J. Stout with the Texans come out, see what he do.

Him and Michael Parsons been running around. You know, ain't cap boys. Y'all got a decision to make next year. Parsons, Dak. See if y'all going to sign him this year. Like, that's three players. Like, are y'all going to bring all three back? Somebody got to go.

I'm just throwing it out there. Somebody got to go. Will it be Dak? Will it be Michael Parsons? You know, one thing I've been hearing here, man, Cowboy getting sick of Michael Parsons. Boy, for what? He didn't do nothing wrong.

A young man balling. Then gave you great years in San Diego. You better not let no damn Michael Parsons go nowhere. You better keep him happy. What y'all think? If you a Cowboy, who you bringing back next year? Dak or Michael Parsons or you bringing back both? Like, if I'm Jerry Jones, I'm bringing back both.

I really don't see no other quarterback out there that the dallas cowboys can get that's better than that right now unless you just want to start over and us fans ain't trying to start over no damn vote we done with that been 28 29 30 damn years since we won super we ain't starting over oh no we ain't doing that we not we not doing that at all that's down we ain't doing that now let's get back to what i was talking about though next week tank frank what round y'all got tank winning in what round y'all got Tank winning in? What round y'all got Frank winning in? Or even some of y'all got Tank? I mean, Frank picked to win. Who going with the underdog?

I heard two people in my camp riding with Frank. They said they going with the underdog. They don't care what I say or what the people say. They ride with Frank. Everybody else I've been around riding with Tank. They say he's too experienced, he's too good, he's too great. They say the bright lights might be too big for Frank. I don't know, man.

But I know I can't wait to watch this fight. I can't wait to watch these two young men going here and battling it out and put on for their legacy. This is what it's about. It's legacy time right now. Will Tank continue his legacy of being undefeated? Or Frank, both of being undefeated or frank both of them undefeated or will the tables turn and go with frank now i mean i don't know let's see i can't wait to watch this man um i'm so excited about being able to be a part of an event like this with pbc

shout out to pbc man it's a great thing man it's a great thing going on right now man but get in the comment section right now and give me your thoughts give me any feedback um like i say uh the wnba is lit if you ain't been tuning into the wnba man y'all gaga tuning in these ladies is balling not only these ladies balling the spotlight on them and when you go to the game like i said i've been able to go to the game and shorts getting shorter and shorter. Asia Wilson, holla at your boy. I know I might need to step louder, holla at your tall lad.

But get your boy. I climb mountains. I climb Mount Everest. I'm the only one that climb Mount Everest. And I climbed it at the coldest time of the year. She January, Camille. I'm confessing my loveest time of the year. She January. Come here. I'm confessing my love.

You come here. She Las Vegas. I just hollered me. She bring me. Bring me over there. She let me be a consultant. She. Undefeated messing with me.

Angel Reese, you stop getting them damn texts and get throughout the game, and Kalen Clark, you hold your damn head, baby, you hold your head, I only hate you receiving, you ain't did nothing to nobody but be yourself, oh, I see what it is, you the great white hope, they don't like it, damn it, I love it, Pat Middlefield, you're gonna apologize, you did the right thing, fam, you call my baby, no be no damn more, don't you call my baby no be no damn more. Don't you call my baby no be no damn. I take stuff for Taylor Clark now. I take her for all the women, not just Taylor. She ain't the only one I like.

I like all of them. It's the men. I don't like them. I like the women. Come here. Lakers, I heard y'all talking about y'all zeroing in. What kind of shit is that? Zeroing in This ain't no damn rifle

This ain't hunting Zeroing in and on JJ Redd Y'all know damn well y'all gonna hire a JJ Redd I tell you what, Redd, when you come in, welcome But damn it, you better get ready to play You better have the right motherfucking rotation And I don't want no bullshit I call Lakers this year

Laker Nation, when your head stand up I need you How y'all Lakers this year. Laker Nation, when your head stand up, I need you. How y'all feeling about J.J. Reddick? How you really feeling deep down inside? Do you really care or you really want somebody more established to come in and take on this organization, man, and lead us back to the promised land where we need to be? I already said I didn't want J.J. Reddick.

That's what I said, but I lied. Lakers might be on something with JJ Reddy. They might be on something with him. He got that godfather look too. He's hurt to the back. Jet black. Great posture. Great IQ for the game. Braun loves him. You know what I'm saying? Braun loves him. I can say what y'all want to say about LeBron James. Daniel James. Damn it, LeBron winning in life.

Say what you want. Boy, make great choices. That's my goat. Michael Jordan, my goat. Kobe, my goat. Shaq, my goat. A.I., my goat. Curry, my goat.

Kevin Durant, my goat. T-Mac t mac my goat i got all kind of goats now let me get y'all do up top high lebron mj kobe shaq kevin duran Kevin Durant my time give me yours give me yours honorable mention for me T-Mac

that's fam I'ma put fam in everything I got going I'ma give it down for y'all you can buy it cause y'all boys and my god damn I can put whoever I want on my list now let me say it again. LeBron, MJ, Kobe, Shaq, Kevin Durant.

You can get in the comments section and beg to differ with me all you want. Man, what about Maddie? What about Bird? What about Kareem? Well, that's your list. Put them on your damn list. This is my list. This is what I got.

This is who I got. Trans Sugar Day coming up. I can't give it to nobody but my damn auntie. Perming her hair and her hair ain't even an inch long. Stop it. What the hell wrong with you? What's your perming, scouts? Now you got them burnt marks in your damn

head. And then you don't want to wear a wig, come on, auntie. How the hell you gonna perm your hair and you ain't got no fucking hair? Running around here all skimped up, burnt up her ass head. Now you got the whole family feeling sorry for you. Now they want to call me. You're going to have to take her to the doctor. You're going to have to pay for it. She better have Blue Crow, Blue Seal Shield or Obamacare. Otherwise, her ass ain't going on me. The damn doctor

visits high as hell. I'm with Blue Cross Blue Shield. My co-pay $30. Come here. Who in here got Blue Cross? You better get you some insurance running around here. Howling you ball and no insurance? Trash. Better get you some life and burial insurance too. When your ass die, you ain't got nothing left, you're green

cream man. Better do the right thing with that money. Buy all the cars, all the jewelry, all the houses, have all the holes, and die in no insurance. Trains. Come here. Yeah, goddamn, come here. Ain't nobody gonna be able to beat your ass.

You gonna be burnt. Shit. And I'm going to ask the family for some of their asses, too. I'm going to put you in that the same trash pack. Come here. Well, my family make a hell of a cut, didn't they? Come here. That's what I'm going to do.

Damn right. Hell no, segment coming up. I know y'all been loving that. Hell no. Honk ain't right there because I'm on the road. Honk back at the crib. He been calling. Nephew, where you at?

Honk, I be home soon. Now somebody hit me up the other day. Doug. What you take? Hear me out now. I know it's going to bother y'all, but I just got to keep it real with y'all. Somebody hit me up and said, Bubba Dug, would you take I know it's gonna sound stupid. Would you take

Draymond Green? Would you take Draymond defensive over Rudy Goldberg? Hell no! And I love Draymond, but I'm taking Rudy over him every day of the damn week when it come on that defensive end. Why?

Because he tall and he built it. I'm going to take them damn block shots any damn day. Damn real. Dub, you trippy, man. You're taking Rudy Goldberg over Draymond? You damn right I would. I don't need Draymond for that. We talking about block shots.

Hell no, I'm not taking Draymond Green over no damn Rudy Goldberg on no damn block shots. Is you crazy? Is you crazy? Now would I take Draymond over Rudy Goldberg just as a straight-up player? You damn right I would. Y'all better quit sleeping on Draymond Green. Set great picks, great teammate, motivator.

Anybody got a line, he will demonstrate. That's what I like about Draymond. You got a line, he going to demonstrate on your ass. You had your pool. We had practice. You running your mouth. Shut your mouth. I'm trying to coach.

I can do what I want to do. Bow. Yeah. I ain't forgot. One piece. One piece. De dealing from churches. Come here with a jalapeno pepper on the side. Get right, get your mind right.

If you loving this show like I'm loving this show, y'all know what to do, man. We're dropping number heating fire over here today. Father's Day coming up. Y'all fellas get regular. I'm letting them women get y'all them regular ass baskets with soap and deodorant. We don't want that. Then what y'all want? Some head.

That's what we want, head sloppy. Stay down, not dirty, amen. Don't you come up here. Don't you come up, damn it. You better act like you're a killer whale or I know. Stay down now. Don't get excited when you start talking about that old head, I get excited,

like head and shoulder, shampoo, yeah, okay, y'all keep tuning in man, let's keep making this show, do what it do, let's keep making it rise like yeast,

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