Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Lakers Get Bounced, Celtics Dominate, Can Sixers Avoid Elimination?

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

Bubba Dub is back and is FIRED UP after LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers were eliminated from the NBA Playoffs by Nikola Jokic and the defending champion Denver Nuggets. Dub provides suggestions on how to fix the broken Lakers, including re-signing LeBron James and bringing back Lakers Legend Phil Jackson as their next head coach (2:00). Then, Dub breaks down the unstoppable Boston Celtics after another victory in their quest for their next NBA Finals banner (10:30). Plus, deep dives on Joel Embiid and Jalen Brunson squaring off in the 76ers-Knicks series (22:45), a look at the Orlando Magic vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (27:00) and much more. Later, Bubba provides updates on the hit show BMF (35:00), goes off on the size of birds in Texas, and awards his Trashh of the Day to the Lakers embattled coach Darvin Ham (37:30). (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume Y'all at work. Y'all been waiting on your notification when Bubba Dubs so dropping. We're here right now. And I'm sick. I'm sick. But I ain't that sick, though. Great game last night. Lakers lost 108-106 to high-angle face Jamal Murray. Do you hear me?

They lied. Ain't nothing wrong with Murray, cat. He was, you're rolling all kinds that last night. But let me address the elephant in the room. Anthony Davis. Got hit in your elbow? Boy, I thought you got hit with a taser gun yesterday while you was on the ground flopping like a fish up out of water. What's wrong with you, fat?

What's wrong with your bones? What a dinosaur milk I gave you. I told you you got to warm it up in the microwave, fam. You can't drink no cold milk. You got to be lukewarm. Y got to warm it up in the microwave, fam. You can't drink no cold milk. It got to be lukewarm. Y'all know I'm in my feelings, man. Michael Porter, Michael Porter gambling, shooting the ball like he's Steph Curry. I ain't never seen Michael Gambling Porter shoot the ball the way he been shooting it this series. Couldn't miss. We know Yoke is going to be Yoke. Yoke didn't even do that much last night.

Yoke played like he had a stomach virus. I'm hurt. But the Denver Nuggets was the better team. It's simple as that. Lakers shot 18 for 27 from the free throw line. Shaquille O'Neal can shoot free throw better than the Lakers. How in the hell are you going to be a championship team and can't make your free throw? How in the hell are you going to be a championship team and can't make your free throw? How in the hell are you going to be a championship team and your coach ain't got no more timeouts?

You hear me? We didn't have no timeouts last night at the end of the game. What kind of rule you win the challenge, but you ain't got no timeout? Try it. Come on, Adam Silver. Come on with it. Everybody asking, man, do y'all think they're going to bring Doyle and Bumpy Hamm back? Hell no.

I'd have tapped him on his shoulder after the game. You know it's your last game, don't you? Well, if you didn't, now you know. Now you can get your... No coaching ass. Oh, man, he was over on the book. I don't give a damn what staff he was on. Man, he could be a Stafford damn bulldog. Get your ass out of him.

Princeton do nothing last night. Nothing. Brought Benson from Miami. Hell, he's still in South Beach if you ask me. Rui, wide open threes. You can't make them. I need y'all to make this shit make sense to me. Why y'all didn't go out last year and get some changes to this damn team?

Oh, I know what y'all finna say. It's LeBron. He handpicked him, and you right. But what you ain't going through here today is tell me that that Bigfoot, Glaser face, diehard paint-wearing monk, he balled last night. Gave it his all at 39. Played 43, 44 minutes. Gave it his all.

His counterpart, 28 years old. Anthony Davis got bones of a 79-year-old man. Hell, Ray Charles was tougher than Anthony Davis, and y'all know it. Got everybody calling me. Terea Owens calling me. Nigga, go take some supplements and leave me alone. Excuse my language, man. I'm trying to get out of using that N-word.

Excuse my language, y'all. I'm working on me. Woosah. Woosah. Woosah. Upset. Couldn't sleep last night, but my baby mama came over. Ow! Do you hear me?

Come here. Come over here to make you feel better. And did. So y'all can laugh all y'all want. Yo, T, I don't care. I'm feeling good this morning over here. I'm relaxed. I bet you ain't.

I bet you ain't. I bet you ain't. Your girl want you to get your gag money to get to work. But when I talk about me, I'm feeling good over here. Lakers lost 4-1. That's okay. Now, the big thing is everybody want to talk about today is LeBron coming back. Why wasn't he? Ain't nothing better than L.A.

The weather great. Women, weed, and mother. Where he going? He ain't got to worry about the women, nobody, because Savalga ain't going to lie to that. Oh, Savalga, you see the way Savalga was looking at Brown? We were out there with Jenny, bro. Come here. You were sleeping in the guest house.

Come here. Now, let's get down to the game. Coming into the game, how he ain't going to face Jamal Murray, say he had a strained calf. Now, if that's the injury report, and if I'm a head coach, and they say you got a calf strain, well, damn it, I'm going to find out. I'm full court press on Murray. Y'all let them run up and down the court, do what they want to do, catch fire in the first half.

Now he in rhythm. Now you can't stop him. No, goddamn, coach. You just an ex-basketball player. That's it. That's all door with him is Maybe he'll go somewhere else and be a good coach Probably so never gonna knock nobody dreams and tell him what they can and can't do he just wasn't the perfect coach for the

Lakers now what I'm gonna need the Lakers to do and go out you got to go somewhere was real cold it Preferably, Montana, you know who I'm talking my old ass Phil Jackson go up there and wake him up he probably drinking reindeer milk right now in polar bear states don't even get him we need Phil we need Phil Jackson Dr. Phil that's who we need Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air we need Legals I swear I thought Anthony Davis got hit with a taser gun last night I swear to God when he went down boy I thought it was over and it was we was never the same when Anthony Davis got hit with a taser gun last night. I swear to God, when he went down, I thought it was over. And it was. We was never the same when Anthony Davis went down last night.

Austin Reeves, you play better, fam. But I want to know, everybody else want to know, why in the hell was Austin Reeves on Jamal Murray at the end of the damn game? Why? Everybody know that boy can't move his feet like that. Coaching. At the end of the day, that's coaching and y'all know it. Y'all can sit here and talk this X's and O's.

Miss free throws and coaching cost the Lakers this series. Now let me give credit where I'm going to give credit to. Jamal Murray. I can't stand that motherfucker. I can't stand Murray. Every time it come down to a big shot against the Lakers, he gonna hit it. Now you watch this next series. He ain't gonna make a damn thing. But it's something about LA. It's something about the Lakers. When he see us, he can play his best. Michael Gamblin Porter Jr. Shot the ball like Steph Curry. Shot it like Klay Thompson. Shot it like Ray Allen.

He just shot them all. They didn't miss. Then you had Gordon playing like Kenyon Martin. KCP running around here like a damn one-legged rabbit. He's hitting shots. So, yes, I'm hurt, sad. But I don't give a damn about y'all laughing. Lakers and seven.

Talk it. I can move on to the next team, fam. That's the difference between me and you. That's the difference between me and you. I know how to move on to greener pastors. That's my preacher. That's my pastor. Coming to me, talking to me about what I need to be putting in church. I just start staying at home, fam. I watch T.D. Jakes at the house and have my baby mama come over, swallowing me up. I'm at the crib, relaxing. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, I might have lost last night. The Lakers might have lost, but I still won. How you win, dog?

Prize picks. This show being sponsored by prize picks. You my promo code, trash. I picked LeBron to go over 27 points last night. He had 30. Yeah, he had 30, and I got rewarded. I told y'all, signing for prize Picks, you could be into the money. You're watching the Bubba Dubs on the volume.

We fired up. We hyped up. I'm going to need some of y'all to pipe down, though. It's all entertainment at the end of the day. So I like Mike Braun say, just basketball. And some of y'all, man, how could the Braun say that? Man, the man got everything he could ever want. Beautiful family, money,

all the accolades. He don't care about what we say. You got to understand that, man. This is entertainment, man. You know, it's basketball at the end of the day. People got live outside of basketball, man.

LeBron come from poverty, come from nothing until he is now, man. Just basketball with him, man. Maybe not to us because we want to see our team win, but we got to sometimes sit back and be respectful.

Now, I'm going to talk my shit. I'm going to talk it. That's just me. But I know how to separate reality, man, from BS. And some of y'all don't know how to do that. Getting on here saying LeBron ain't one of the best players ever to play the game. Stop it. Y'all great granddaddies rolling over in their grave right now. Yeah, because your bad-built-ass daddy couldn't do the thing these players are doing, but you won't get you the right to come over and, hey, stop it. Some of y'all don't hook a ball. All y'all got is them old-ass highlight film. You ain't done nothing else after high school,

fam. That's the fact. Some of y'all ain't done nothing after high school. All you got is them old-ass highlight tapes. Man, I would cold hell you were 22 in the 10th grade. You ought to be. Your bones the only one developed. Stay tuned, man. More NBA playoff talk on the way.

I'm just getting started today. The damn show might be an hour. Y'all stay tuned. We back. Yeah. More NBA playoff talk. Boston Siltons beat the Miami Heat. Yes, they beat the dog out of them.

Do you hear me? And Stanley Earl voice, this ain't God. This the Boston Celtics. Derrick White last night played out of his mind. Man, the Boston Celtics, it's just too much for the Miami Heat to handle right now. Jameisha Butler still out with his MCL sprain. Shout out to Eric Spolstra, though, man, for what he's been able to do with the Miami Heat. He don't really have that much. the hounder right now. Jameisha Butler still out with his MCL sprain. Shout out to Eric Spolstra, though, man,

for what he's been able to do with the Miami Heat. He don't really have that much, but he be getting the most out of the least. Have to give him his credit on that. But, man, this series is over, man. When they go back to Boston, that next game,

they going to end it in five. Tatum ain't even played his best ball yet this series, to be honest. Him or Jason. Him and his brother. And Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown ain't even play his best ball yet this series to be honest him. Uh him um Jason him and him and his brother and jaylen brown jaylen brown ain't played his best ball tag. I ain't played his best ball per ring Is I know I ain't pronouncing right y'all gonna kill me in the comments, but per ring is I didn't play his best ball Yeah, and they just blew my Miami Heat out the water yesterday Real talk if the Miami Dolphins Miami Heat whatever you Ray Finkel the Dolphins did Real talk.

If the Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, whatever it is, Ray Finkel, the Dolphins, dead. The damn Dolphins is dead down in Miami right now. So y'all can go ahead and get ready to go on down to the South Beach. Y'all ain't got to fly nowhere and do all that other shit. You're right there in Miami. Vacation is right at home in your backyard. But that series is over. Real talk. Pat Riley can put that old ass shit going up.

You ain't got to worry about smoking on that one no more until next year. Shit over in Boston. Now, the coach that came in and replaced you, Doco, that a stroker, the head coach down there, the rocket right now, this coach has come in and done his job with Boston. I think it's Boston year to win it all. If Boston Celtics don't win it this year, it's over. I think they reign.

It's going to be up. Because I don't feel like the path to the finals is going to be that hard on Boston Celtics this year, it's over. I think their reign is going to be up. Because I don't feel like the path to the finals is going to be that hard on Boston Celtics this year. There's really nobody in the East that can stop them. Not the Knicks. Not the Sixers. Not the Bucs. Not even the Pacers. Pacers might put them to six games.

And I shout out to the Pacers. I like them too. But Boston is on a whole nother level. They're a different juggernaut right now. And for the people who really watch the game y'all can see and know know know that and because i'm hearing like man just it's gonna be boston in the nuggets or or it might be boston in the timber might you kind of know who gonna really get to the finals right now at this point um but what y'all think though man y'all let me know what y'all think about derrick white performance last night man bald head derrick white i White. I thought it was Charlie Villanova. And I know Charlie Villanova have a

little illness, you know, respect. I'm not making fun of that. I'm just saying how he look with the ball head and it gets how he look. But nevertheless, though, we rolling over here today on the Bubba Dub Show. Five days a week. It don't stop. Yep. If you can't watch me, you can always go to Apple. Yep. Apple Podcast. Type in the Bubba Dub bubble dub show i'm gonna pop up go to spotify type in the bubble dub show i'm gonna pop up and i'm doing what i'm doing you can go to the gym and work out and listen to me because you know i'm talking that talking if you at work don't be watching me in front of your boss because i'm gonna make you laugh i'm gonna make you spin um make you spill hot coffee on yourself then you're gonna be cussing in front of your bosses We can't have all that

We can't have all that now We're going to make this the number one sports podcast show We're doing it, we're working it The numbers are going up each and every day I'm back in the studio I know you can tell the difference when I'm in and out But I'm back in the studio this week And we're having fun over here

All y'all having fun Let me know all y'all having fun All y'all loving the things y'all hearing and seeing from me. I always say, get in the comment section, man, and talk to me. Any suggestions that y'all want me to say. I know a couple of y'all say y'all would like to see the old graphics that I had. We're going to get there. We're going to get there.

But how do y'all see this series playing out with the Celtics in the heat? Is it over next game or will the heat go back and steal one? Let me know, man, right now. More NBA playoff talk on the way. Let's go. OK, see? Swept them Cajun Pelicans last night. Do you hear me?

4-0. Did you even pinch them, mother? Did you even pinch them? No, you didn't. And them OKC ain't nothing to play with, y'all. It's more than goddamn tornadoes hitting up there in Oklahoma. And I'm praying for all the victims who lost their lives and who lost their homes. But it's more than tornadoes going on in OKC right now.

The thunder is balling. Goddamn shot is amazing. The way he catch that ball and spin and dribble and stop on a dime and Euro step and hit the fadeaway. Ooh, I thought it was MJ all over again. MJ? Never. I mean Ant-Man.

I thought it was Ant-Man. I ain't think with no damn MJ. MJ ain't played in 30 years. We talking about Ant-Man these days. But the OKC, man. Shit homegrown. He thin. Not T-H-I-N-T-Man these days. But the OKC, man. Shit, homegrown. He thin. Not T-H-I-N-T-I-N. He thin.

But he ballin'. What y'all think about OKC, man? I feel like OKC got what it take to go to get to the finals. The way... And you got Shy, Shit, Williams, Giddy,

O'Giddy, Oh, Giddy. Ballin'. Just a little too much for the Pelicans. Like I said, they've been without Bougain, Eden Zion, who hurt his hamstring. That was a setback for the team. CJ McCullough, he's okay. Brandon Ingram, he's okay. He could be better than what he's played.

I know he came back from injury about a week or two ago. They're not really right back to their self. Shout to murphy over there been balling willie green uh great season coach um but you know yeah it's going right down there what y'all barker say right there in galveston beach going right down there in galveston and go on vacation go to chemo yeah you can go to chemo uh and have a good time ain't nobody to bother you. Them damn seagulls, the only thing they're going to bother you is because they're hungry. Man, y'all need to start feeding

them goddamn birds down here in Galveston, man. Them damn birds sick, leaning on their syrup. I ain't never seen no shit like this. And them birds down here at Walmart and down here in the city, I'm scared of them goddamn birds. Do you hear me?

I sat in my car two hours. Shit. Talking about come on in this store. Shit, ain't coming out there. Them birds are tanked. They hungry. Y'all need to feed them birds out there on them beaches, man. Y'all greedy going out there barbecuing and shit.

And they don't want to give the animals nothing to eat. Trash. I was them damn pelicans. I'll turn y'all ass up on them beaches. You going to feed me? You going to feed me? Now, back to the game, though. Shy phenomenal.

Shy Alexander is phenomenal, man. Shit. i said by next year he's gonna be even better than what he is this year williams all right you know guy with the braids yo okay see for real i'm talking about okay see is the real deal over there right now they don't look like a young team though they're not playing like a young team they're playing like a veteran team they're communicating on offense communicating on on defense. They blocking out. They getting steals. They ain't panicking when a team make a little run or something. They just poised, man.

They just poised. And I love to see it. I know OKC, the fans up there, love to see it. And like I say, man, OKC ain't all that boring no more up there, man. You know what I'm saying? They got them casinos up there right now. Hey, go to the game, out the game, hit the casino, and ball out. OKC ain't all that boring No more up there man You know what I'm saying They got them casinos Up there right now Hey Go to the game

Out the game You get the casino And ball out You can have a ball Up there in OKC But that series Over 4-0 Congratulations to the

Oakley City Thumbel Thunder Thumbel Oakley City Thumbel Congratulations to the Young man as well They advancing on To the second round Stay tuned

You know We got more NBA playoff talk over here. We got the upcoming games tonight as well. Make sure you share this show, y'all. Like, when I wake up, when I'm watching, I be in the chat, too. Y'all make sure y'all get in that chat and chop it up. Not only in the chat.

Go to the comment section in the chat, too. Like, I really be in the chat chopping it up. That really be me. Ain't going to be nobody else working my page. That be me. I be really talking to y'all communicating with y'all trying to bond with y'all man You know a lot of people gonna do that, but I always want to bond with my fans. Let them know I'm real I'm just like y'all we ain't no different. Like I said, I know y'all go through things. I'll go through things Each and every day like I said other day I've been dealing with depression

I know some of y'all dealing with depression each and every day. Like I said the other day, I've been dealing with depression. I know some of y'all dealing with depression. And we all can be here for one another and nobody gonna make fun of you

because depression is real. And if you don't think so, it's very real. And if you don't think nobody love you, I love you. We over here on the Bubble Dub show, we love each and every one of y'all.

We're gonna get it to where some of y'all gonna be able to come on this show. We'll probably do it by satellite because some of y'all be having COVID. You ain't coming up on me with all that. But we'll, you know, nevertheless, we're gonna work it out

where y'all better come on this show and chop it up and talk trash with me. And also share some of your experiences in life with us. Something that we can learn from or grow from, you know, with that as well, man. It's never about me. It's about us. Do you hear me?

It's about us on here. And that's why we are growing. It's never about me. It's about us. Do you hear me? It's about us on here. And that's why we are growing. It's not just a sports comedy show. It's an all show. We talk about each and everything that's going on in the world. That's what we're going to continue to do each and every day. I'm going to keep being funny. Y'all going to keep logging in, coming, laughing, sharing.

Share it with your pastor. Share it with your mom and daddy. This is a show for everybody. Tune in and watch this. The Bubba Dub show on the volume. Got more heat on the way. You got the New York Knicks tonight. I guess the Philadelphia 76ers.

Knicks up 3-1. Bad as I want to say it. Bad as I want to say the Knicks closing out tonight. I just don't think that happened. I think Philly going to battle tonight. Philly going to battle. Philly going to battle. They going to scratch and claw. And I think they going to battle tonight. Philly going to battle. Philly going to battle. They're going to scratch and claw.

And I think they're going to pull off a victory tonight in New York. And I know y'all going to be upset. I know Fat Joe going to be in the stands. Denzel might be there. Even though I know he'll lake it. But I think he's filming up there with Spike Lee. Because you know Spike Lee going to be there. Everybody going to be

in New York tonight. It's going to be crazy. Tracy Morgan going to be there You know, a couple of them rats With them Louis Vuitton do-rags With the bulletproof vests It's going to be there They're going to be in all black too Them rats be in all black

Stealth mode You can't see them You can hear them And feel them But you can't see them Philly going to win tonight I'm sorry to tell y'all that But Philly going to win tonight

I think NB going to go for about 40 himself tonight I think Massey going to go for about 30 win tonight. I'm sorry to tell y'all that, but Philly gonna win tonight. I think NB gonna go for about 40 himself tonight. I think Massey gonna go for about 30. I think Tobias Misson-Harris gonna go for about 18 tonight. It's gonna be a great team win by the Philadelphia 76ers. I still think Jalen Brunson gonna do what he do.

I think Jalen Brunson gonna probably have about 35 tonight. I just don't think it's gonna be enough to close out the Philadelphia 76ers. I'm pretty sure AI is going to be in the building. Shout out to AI. We will have AI on the show soon. I know y'all can't wait to see that. That's going to be dope having AI.

He's a good friend of mine. We'll have Bubba Chuck on the show soon. I can't wait for that. We're going to talk some NBA talk as well. But I just think, man, I just don't see Philly going out in five games like that. I think they're going to at least win two. I said it was going to go seven, but the way the Knicks been playing, it's been amazing.

Tom Thibodeau is a great coach, defensive-minded coach. Them boys getting every loose ball. They scrambling. They jumping into the stands after the ball. And that's what it takes for a team to win, to come together. You got to have camaraderie. I ain't say it right the other day. I know y'all was in the comments win to come together you got to have camaraderie i ain't said it right the other day i know y'all was in the comments killing me but you got to have camaraderie man you got to be able to go to your your star player say fam i need

you like i don't give a damn you're gonna miss your last 10 shots fam i need you and bronson been stepping up and that's what it takes to build a championship team man you got to hold your players accountable man y'all should man. Y'all should be one. Y'all should be one. Not when you're missing, shy your head down. No, pick your head up. Pick your head up. We're going to get it to next play.

And that's what a lot of teams is missing. It's a lot of finger pointing, pouting going on. Not with this Knicks team. They believe. They believe. If you don't got nothing else in this world, you got to have belief. You got to believe I can go out here and beat this team four games in a row or I can go out here and beat this team in a seven-game series. You got to believe.

And it started with the coaches. And they trickled all the way down. Took a play all the way down. Took a waterboard. It started. You got to believe. Like me believing in my baby mama, man. Used to believe in her, man

We had dreams bigger than St. Louis, baby Coming home, catching her with the pastor I lost all my faith I didn't get mad And try to go in there and do something to the pastor Because I ain't had nowhere else to go I didn't want her to know that I caught her So I did other things

I politely went back into the kitchen And got a bag of sugar And put it in the pastor's tank So when he go back out there and crank it up, he ain't going no damn well. And guess who I messaged on Facebook? The first lady? Well, your husband, he ain't work. No, he ain't.

He over here. Laying up in my hen house. Trying to steal all my eggs. Well, I'm the fox. Come here. Soon as he came out the house, guess who there the first lady in his kids look at your father Look at the man y'all say the guy said he ain't God ain't sin you my baby mama looking at me I know you didn't baby. I have nothing to do with this

I'm lying because I didn't know I had something to do with this So she would put me I ain't got nowhere to go mama said, I can't come back over there no more. My mama got a new boyfriend. He built just like Melvin. I was like, baby boy. I'm scared of him. He was an old school Marine vet. About 77 years old.

Arm big, like boy constructor. He was how big his arms were. He always told me if I ever disrespect him, he'll choke me. And I believe. I believe he got war wounds. He got war wounds. He like that. He really like that.

Got more NBA playoff talk on the way. Give them comments right now. Let me know you like this show. Let me know what you want to hear. Do you think that the series is over? Yes or no? Be right back. They back in Cleveland tonight.

Orlando back in Cleveland. Guess what? They done gave Orlando. Orlando feel like they can win this series now. Yeah, go Mickey Mouse, Adventure Rod, motherfuckers. Feel like they can win.

Told y'all Cleveland, you can't play around with a team like this. You can't play. You got to go and take a team out. I told you, Donovan Mitchell. You sitting around bull crapping around. Now Orlando feeling they sell. Now Banch go and take a team out. I told you, Donovan Mitchell. You sitting around bull crapping around. Now I don't have no feeling they sell.

Now Ben Jarrell feeling like he team act. Yeah, Wagner out there shooting threes. I thought he was Larry Bird. Shit. This series ain't over like I thought it was. I lied. And I've been lying a lot lately. At least I'm a man enough to say it.

Some of y'all ain't. Now some of y'all come on this show today just to make fun of me about them damn Lakers. Well, guess what? The Lakers ass is in Lee just to make fun of me about them damn Lakers. Well, guess what? The Lakers ass is in Lee Cancun right now. They back in L.A. Some of them at the cookie store right now. But you need to be in Jokes Up on that This Ain't Tried.

That's where you should be. What you going to do tonight, Donovan Mitchell? Garland, what you going to do? Allen, what you going to do? It's your legacy right now. Make a name for yourself. Yeah, we know about Boston, Pacers, the Wounded Bucks, but we the Cavs. Without LeBron, yeah, we ballplayers too.

Come out and watch us play too. What you going to do? Series 2-2 right now. Back in Cleveland. You going to barbecue your meal, dude. It's just that simple, Donovan. You want to be that guy? You want to be out of Utah? You out. Back in Cleveland. You're going to barbecue your meal, dude. It's just that simple, Donovan. You want to be that guy? You want to be out of Utah?

You out. You in Cleveland now? You in Cleveland. Home of the dogs. Shout out to the Cleveland Browns. Y'all make sure to show them a side watch and keep getting them massages. If you want to win, I have 75 masseuse lined up for him. Hey, Cleveland, what you going to do tonight? Who y'all got tonight?

Cleveland, Orlando. I'm thinking Cleveland pull it off tonight at home. They'll take a 3-2 up in this series. I think Donovan Mitchell going to go for about 42 tonight. He do for about 42 points tonight. I think Allen have about 16 rebounds. Or do you think Orlando got the momentum right now? They going to go in there and steal one in Cleveland.

Like, let me know what y'all got tonight. I got Cleveland. Who y'all got tonight. I got Cleveland. Who y'all got? I got double-mitch going for 42. Definitely picking them over on pride pick. Definitely picking them over

on pride pick. Get in the comment section right now, man. Some of y'all just not tuning in. We on fire. Oh, we rocking and rolling the day over here, baby.

You know, I already done cried about them Lakers, but I'm good now. I'm better. Yeah, my last night, I was crying, hurt. My eye was like this. I had that fourth look of an eye. Now, I'm back straight.

Now, I'm back on point. My NBA playoff talk on the way, man. Y'all stay tuned, man. It's the Bubba Dub on the Bubba Dub show on the vibe. Pacers, Bucks tonight. They're back in Milwaukee. We're in Indiana. Close this series out tonight.

I will the Bucks take a stand at home and win. Bad as I want to say, this series is over with the Pacers. Something in my heart telling me that the Bucs going to win tonight. Something telling me they going to pull this game out tonight with Middleton, Lopez. I don't know if they ain't going to play tonight or not. I don't know if he out again. I know Younger's not playing. But Willa Pace is going in and take care of business.

Holliburton, will they go in and take care of business tonight? Put the league on notice that they're going to take care of business. I don't know. I'm feeling like Milwaukee tonight. I got Milwaukee winning by at least eight tonight. But I could be wrong, and I have been wrong lately. Just on the Lakers. Everybody else I've been getting right. But I'm leaning more towards the Bucks tonight winning this game um I feel like they'll just win one more and which is gonna make the series three two and I think the pace is to go back home to

Indiana you know back in front of Mike Ibs you know Vivica Fox you know I'm saying the people from Indiana man you know in that town baby know, people in that town got swag. Super swag. Feel like that in there back home. Back in Indiana. From Kalen Clarkship. You know. Oh, yeah.

Milk of Magnesia. Be love. You're going to be lit. Indiana's going to be on fire. Jim Irsay going to even be in the building. Come here. I need a perky. Come here.

I let me, Irsay. I let you, boy. Look,. I let me hear her say. I let you boy. But I think that series is going in at six, man. We got Dane. We got Dane. We got Youngest. I think the pace is just a little bit too much for them right now.

But tune in tonight. I know y'all watching just like I'm watching. I'm watching all these games, paying attention. I don't just cover the Lakers. I cover everybody. I want y'all to know that with the Lakers being out, now I gonna be on y'all teams even more yeah i'm gonna be on y'all neck like a turtle scrab business stay tuned man hit the like button hit the subscribe button i'm having fun over here we got some bubble dub merch on the way well we got some what we got some merch on the way we're gonna get some coffee cups we're gonna get some hats we're gonna get all that we're

gonna start giving out perks and all that to y'all for tuning in, my faithful members and all this and that. We're going to take care of y'all. It's like y'all take care of me over here. Because I know y'all see the views. They going up. Now, they going up. The lights going up.

Everything going up over here. We're going to be number one. That's what I believe in my heart. I know I got what it takes to be number one. And I know my fans going to make it happen for me. So, I know I got what it takes to be number one. I know my fans gonna make it happen for me. So why can I not make it happen for y'all? You know I'm on tour. What? Be in Jacksonville, Florida, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday at the Comedy Zone. Grab them tickets. Come see me. I know you done seen everybody else in the world, but you ain't seen

me. I'm gonna make you laugh from start to the ending On God That's on Moses Sandals That's on Mary Little Lamb Promise you that Keep tuning in Keep tuning in You will be rewarded I promise you that You will be rewarded

I'm having fun today, man I don't know about y'all, man I know y'all thought I was coming here crying No We're gonna have the funeral tomorrow It's so hard to say goodbye to the Lakers. But I want Michael Gambling Porter Jr. I want that elbow tested. I'm telling y'all, he taser gun in that goddamn elbow way uh ad were flopping on that ground can't even call anthony davis no more i told you ad staff are always down but i ain't gonna blame that series on ad i can't do it

sorry i ain't got nothing bad to say about anthony davis i ain't got nothing bad to say about that man y'all know i'm hurt i know i'm hurt going through a storm man didn't even go to work today y'all called in dog where you at i got covid i ain't got covid i just don't want to be getting laughed at at work today ain't on the cool i ain't have no money to get nothing to eat i had gas to go there so you know that's the only reason why i ain't going to work but ain't nothing like going to work and everybody else eating and you ain't then they want to be like you want a piece nah i'm good i already ate lying my stomach touching my damn back but i ain't gonna let y'all know that though yeah ain't nothing like being at work hungry oh man that's the worst feeling in the world you go

in the break room your homeboy got one of them big getterade big pie way his wife or girlfriend fish one of them big sandwiches pork chop sandwich oh you know Dub Love pork chop sandwich Yeah Real talk Big sandwich With chip Lays Sour cream You can smell it Through the microwave

Got the hot sauce on it Come on Dub I know you want something Nah I'm good man I'm good man I'm really I'm really working on my On my diet

Shit I get back I still took a job I'm dying inside I be texting my girl On them jobs You could've You could've cashed

That be ten dollars man You could've You know what on them job you could you could cash that be ten dollars man you couldn't you know what i'm saying you could have cashed that me ten dollars but i ain't been doing right with the money she cashed at me she's been giving me money to get something to eat but you know i've been getting three point fives stuff i ain't supposed to be doing i've been doing it i'm gonna change man i'm working on myself i'm changed man trash of the day coming up you don't even know who I'm giving it to today This is going to surprise you Trash of the day coming up

Stay tuned We rocking and rolling Five days a week Over on the Bubba Dub Show Like I told y'all we would be Let's go I know y'all been watching BMF I supposed to bring it up y'all today

And I forgot Lucille done lost her goddamn mind Charles finally finna go on tour Finna live his dream Lucille I want you to go on tour. Figure live his dream. Lucille, I want you to go on tour with me. Charles,

you know I can't go. I can't go no more six weeks. Damn Wendy's. Damn Wendy, Lucille. I'm sorry, Charles. I'm in love with the good doctor.

Shit. Now, I'm a firm believer it would have been some slow singing. Flower bringing to that house do you hear me that's the way you're gonna tell me your hub that you love another man never Charles you better man than me fam you better man than me Lucille done lost her mind and I know the people that's

watching the show where he started he did but sister Lucille ain't doing her goddamn duties. Remember, she wasn't giving Charles none. Remember that? He went out and seeked it and found it. Now, that man made one mistake. Now, she's going to ridicule this man the way she's doing him, got him on a string between him and the good doctor. That ain't right. The damn dollar doing what she want to do,

sneaking boys in the house, talking to Charles any kind of way. Never. Told my daughter, since you grown, don't you bring your black ass back home. That's what I would've told her. I wouldn't have danced with her. Sick of you women in the comments. Man, yeah, that's what he get. That's why y'all single now.

That's why you're single and bigger and overweight. Now you wanna run down there and play in fitness right quick for the summertime and try to get in shape It ain't gonna work. You addicted to rotel dip. You addicted to seafood balls Then when you get a good man, you don't want to act right but you go down there to Miami and pop it for them Pimp some numbers Make it make sense Lucille setting y'all back y'all we see storm coming and you came right and you can't have a shelter who's gonna setting y'all back. Y'all don't even see it. Storm coming. And you can't ride, and you can't hide from Shelton.

Lucille's going to set y'all back. Squad business. Y'all stay tuned. I got more on the way. Like I said, trash of the day coming up, man. Y'all pretty sure. Y'all don't even know who I'm going to give it to. Y'all don't even know what the show going on.

I bet it ain't 20 minutes today. Oh, I had a lot to talk about today because I'm hurt. But I'm going to get through this. Y'all going to help me get through this Stay tuned Trash or Day for the come right up I promise you Like Jagged Leaves

I promise you Yup Trash of the Day we here And it goes To no other Than the Los Angeles Lakers Organization Trash

Darwin Bobby Hamm Come here What you wanna to talk about? You're fired. You can go. You've been relieved of your duties. You can't coach, fam.

No timeouts. You could possibly beat the defending champs at home. You was up 20. You was up 20, remember? I ain't talking about last game. I'm talking about when you were back in Denver the game before. You was up 20 and lost. Got to go, fam.

Hey, now I know you can't put everything on the coaches. I know you can't, but this series we can put on the coach. Bumpy Ham can't can coach. He just an ex-ball player.

That's another thing I want to address. Yeah, because you, some of you NBA players, ex-NBA player played in the game, had a great,

great, great year as NBA. That don't make you no damn coach. Acting like y'all better than us. Oh, I played as NBA. That don't make you no damn coach. Acting like y'all better than us. Oh, I played the game. You don't know what you talking about. Hell what you talking about. We talking about talking. You can't not talk me.

You might not shoot me, ball me, but you can't not talk me. I promise you that. But that being said, go ahead and ask God to go. Even the water boy. Even the train staff. I'm getting rid of every damn body.

If I'm Jeannie Bush, and I'm having a long talk with LeBron too, come here. You ain't finna keep stringing me along all these goddamn years. You hear me or you not? Make a commitment. Whether you're with me or you ain't.

Well, I want to be here, but I want you to draft Brunny. I draft him. His ass ain't going to play, but I draft him. Going to the D-League. I want you to draft Brunny. I draft him. His ass ain't going to play, but I draft him. Going to the D-League. We're going to develop Brunny. Then we'll see how he develop.

Then we can see about getting him on the court. The only court he'll get on for me is the practice court. I'm trying to win games. We Lakers. We win championships. We ain't here for play. Like Stanley say, I might seldomly suck and jive, but I very don't play. That's my trash of the day.

Hurt, y'all. I'm hurt. We're coming to you again tomorrow. We're coming to you each and every day on this show. You know how we get down. I'll see y'all again tomorrow. Hope y'all enjoyed this show. It's your boy, Doug.

Peace.