Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Mavericks are DONE!! NBA Finals OVER FAM!!

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to Game 3 of the NBA Finals, where Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown led the Boston Celtics to a commanding 3-0 lead over the struggling Luka Doncic, Kyrie Irving and the Dallas Mavericks. Dub goes off on Mavericks head coach Jason Kidd and their star Luka Doncic, calling them out for lack of production as the Celtics have DOMINATED the entire series. (3:00) Then, Bubba recaps his time in Las Vegas, NV covering this weekend’s PBC blockbuster between Gervonta “Tank” Davis and Frank Martin. Dub gives his picks for the fight and breaks down what the experts on the ground are saying ahead of the bout. (14:45) After, Dub goes on a HILARIOUS rant about how he had to BLOCK his father’s phone number, and explains why he’s so quick to snitch and put ya a** in jail!! (24:40) Then, another funny HELL NAHH segment where Dub goes off on HIS boxing potential, and explains why he always loses fights in a way that only Bubba can. (37:15) Finally, Trashh of the Day. (40:20) (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's your boy, Bubba Dub. Just well back, baby. I told you. I'll be back after the game. Well, here I am. Check this out. Before I even get into all that, I know y'all saw me yesterday. We're going to start boxing, baby.

But hit that like button, man. Hit that subscribe button for your boy. Yeah, it's about to go down today. I'm about to talk a whole lot over him today Where my dollar marry fans at? William Chicken? Close! Dollars got beat 106 to 99 last night Jason Kidd, you a sorry, bald-headed, drunk-looking motherfucker

If you ask me Now you can make it this motherfucking far Now you ain't running no plays after playbook, fam. All I see is Isobal. Isobal don't win. Yeah, Kyrie stepped up. 35 points, ball out. Luka 27, that ain't gonna fucking know.

How you gonna start playing foul now? Stop fouling, Luka. Doing them dumbass fouls. Taking charges. You gonna play no motherfucking defense as it is. Now y'all were down 27 points. Crawled all the way back into the game.

And give it away. That's what y'all did yesterday. You gave the game away. Boston was basically giving it to you. And you didn't want it. Derrick Jones, where you at, fam? Like, I really, really want to know where you at.

Tim Hardaway Jr., I was out here protesting for you, fam. Saying Jason Kidd need to play you. I was fucking wrong. 20 minutes last night, zero fucking points. It's what you gave in front of your home crowd, in front of your father, in front of your kids, in front of your girls, in front of your family. You've been talking. If they would just put me in, I could help.

But you're fucking lying. And I don't like being lied to at all. Last night, P.J. Washington had 13 points. Trash. I bet if Brittany Griner was out there, you would have got on the motherfucking good foot then, wouldn't you? Three for nine. They ain't going to get it, fam.

Dallas niggas, you could step up last night and you wouldn't have. You wouldn't have, dawg. Yeah, for six points, three rebounds, they ain't going to get it, fam. You a big dog. You acting like a Frenchie. You supposed to be a King Corso. Luca, man, filing out, fam.

That ain't what it do. Taking dumb files. This the finals, fam. Now your fat ass down 3-0. And they ain't looking good. Kyrie came out last night in them damn Dicey Kishu bowling. He put it on Kyrie. You got little points off the bench from Lively.

Nobody else gave you nothing, but Green gave you three motherfucking points. Three points? You at home? Got my homes out Black diamonds Emmitt Smith down Looking like a silverback All that gray on this motherfucking face Shout out to the greatest running back

That ever lived Emmitt Smith man I know y'all want to say Barry Rightfully so But we got to stop glossing over Emmitt man Emmitt He's a Florida Gator. Three-time Super Bowl champion.

All-time leading rusher. It's time we all start putting some respect on Emmitt Smith's name. I don't give a damn about him having the best offensive line ever. I don't give a damn about none of that. Emmitt Smith is him. He's him at the end. Dallas, you let me down, fam.

Had you picked the win, lad, you let me down, fam. Down 3-0. Ain't no motherfucking coming back. Ain't no coming. It's over. You ain't got no more PTO It's over Boston the better team y'all

Boston won it Boston came out And Just took it straight to them Dallas came out hot But End of that first quarter It was 31-30 Dallas

And I said Celtics right there, man. They weathered the storm. They didn't get down. When Dallas was making shots, they just kept running their offense, kept running their offense. Derrick White chipped in. Tagum had 31. Brown had 30.

White had 16. Just a total team effort last night. Y'all can see the pressure. Y'all can see who the best player out of Taylor McBride. It really don't matter because them motherfuckers bought it. Before we got 30,

I thought it was KG and Paul Pierce all over again last night. That's what I thought. But Paul Pierce said, they not like us. That's what Paul Pierce said. They not like us. That's what playoff, that's what Paul Pierce said. They not like us. And I'm starting to believe you, Pierce.

Where them strippers at though, Pierce? That's what I want to talk about. Damn thing, what them strippers at? The one you got fired from ESPN when you went live. I want to know, where he at? Because that's how Dallas played last night. Like they were full of stripper juice. Jason Kidd.

Let me start with Jason Kidd. End of the game, fam. The media asked you a question. When y'all went on that little 22-6 run, why did you call a timeout? And you sit up there and act like you didn't know what timeout, what timeout. The one up there and act like you didn't know what timeout, what timeout. The one you called, that one. You killed the momentum, fam. You killed the momentum.

That's what you did. Now, I'm not putting this loss. I'm not putting the blame on you, kid, because you've been doing a hell of a job. But you just simply outmatched from what I'm seeing. doing a hell of a job. But you just simply outmatched from what I'm seeing. Even Porzingis didn't even play. The Unicorn didn't even play. And you're still lost. Down 3-0.

Kyrie played good. Luka played all right, but he fouled out. P.J. Watson, he went missing. He went missing. From what I'm seeing, I'm just counting it like I see it Dallas don't have enough right now to beat Boston And it's just simple as that Boston they got Tatum

They got Brown They got Drew Holiday They got Devin White They got Al Horford chipping in They got Pritchard pitching in Last night Dallas shot 44%. Boston shot 46%. 3-point, Dallas hit 9 out of

25. Boston hit 17 threes last night. Team, any team that's hitting over 15 threes, you're going to lose. You're going to lose. Luka, you got to stop crying. Fam, you're not going to get every mother fucking call. Fam, you got to stop crying. You got to get your fat, lazy buttwiles a-drinking ass back down on defense.

But stop filing. Just move your feet, Luca. Move your feet, fam. Move your fucking feet. Filing now with two or three minutes left in the game. That ain't what it do. Kyrie was already playing by himself. Y'all out there running ISO. Just one-on-one ball.

Damn everybody else. Get out my way. That ain't going to work, fam. You got to run the offense. Why y'all ain't been throwing the ball down low to Galford and Lively, fam? You got to do the thing that helped you get there. Now y'all going away from that. Hey, a horfer can't hold nobody in that damn paint. Go in the paint. Go in the motherfucking paint. Y'all not handling business. Y'all not handling business.

Y'all not handling business at all. Right now, get in the comment section, man. Let Dub know what y'all think about last night's game. Is it over? Is it a sweep? Or will Dallas win the next game? Get in the comment section right now. Let me know what y'all thinking. I know Dallas down 3-0. I could see Dallas winning one in

Dallas and them going back to Boston. Boston ending on their home court. This ain't the Dallas team I seen in the last series that were going against Ant-Man. This is not the Dallas Mavericks

that I'm accustomed to seeing right now. They look lost. They look confused. Boston running the same old plays, and they're just making it happen. They're a little faster than Dallas. Loose balls, they're getting to them. Rebounds, they're getting to them. It just seems like Dallas is overwhelmed.

It seems like they're tired. And the asshole ball will do it to you. It will simply do it to them. It just seemed like Dallas was overwhelmed. It seemed like they were tired. And I saw Ball to do it to you. It'll simply do it to you. I saw Ball with them Kyrie and Luka going back and forth. And then when they throw it to somebody else, they cold. Like, they ain't in no rhythm. So how you spend – you know what I'm saying? Them players to knock down shots when they're not in rhythm.

And that goes with coaching. And that goes with Luka. You know, he's the point guard. You got to be a team. You got to be a leader. You got to lead. You got to get them boys involved early. Get Lyley some alley hoops.

Get Gaffer some alley hoops. Some easy dunks. And then P.J. Washington, trying to get him to sit up outside and shoot the ball like he Reggie Miller. Ain't going to happen. Ain't going to happen. And you seen that last night. He didn't get Reggie Miller. Ain't gonna happen. Ain't gonna happen. You seen that last night. He didn't get his first point to the third quarter. So, that being said,

man, I think this series is over. Shorty, Sporty, rolling over no mother fucking grave right now. Got on this show yesterday talking about what the man was gonna come in and do. They ain't do a motherfucking grave right now. Got on this show yesterday talking about what the mad was going to come in and do. They ain't do a motherfucking thing but lay down.

Luca coming in that big old nice ass Tonka truck. Shit, should have came in that Chevy. Should have drove a Chevy Chevrolet now. Because that truck ain't getting it done coming in like you were going to run some shit over. You sure did run your ass right over to that bitch because you been filed out. You a file in our hole, Luca. That's what filed out. You a file in our hole, Luka. That's what you is. Oh, file in our ass. Stop filing.

Worse than Dwight Howard, all them damn files. At least Howard gonna put his elbow on your neck. Maybe, boss. I'm just saying, though. I don't know. I'm just saying. That's what we would have done. Lakers. I don't know why y why I even got rid of my boy.

Bring Howard back. We need him back, man. We need Howard back, real talk. But nevertheless, do y'all think this series is over? Boston is up right now, 3-0. 3-0. Boston is up 3-0. Jerry West died so he wouldn't have to see this shit.

Oh, I pity Jerry West. He didn't want to see Boston win another ring. I know that's why Jerry Webb went out. He was tired. He couldn't stand to watch Boston win another ring, so he told the good Lord, call me home. That's what the Lord did. The Lord said, this world is not my home.

I'm just a passing through. My treasure I'll lay up somewhere beyond the blue. Hey, y'all got me singing church songs today up in him. Hey, but nevertheless, though, man,

I've been doing this series. I know y'all say it's boring because bossing up three, but it's still a good series. It's just that bossing just a better team. That's all. but give me your thoughts in the comment section give me your thoughts about how y'all feel about Luka falling out what y'all like from Kyrie uh what you like from Tatum what you like from Brown what you like from

Devin White matter of fact who's the MVP of this series so far is it Jalen Brown or is it Jason Tatum give me your thoughts on that one but for I'm going to go with Jalen Brown last night. That mother f***er hit shot after shot. I ain't just talking about like that. I'm talking about timely shots. Like when they needed a bucket, that mother f***ing Jalen Brown was hitting. He was hitting. I know Taylor might be the better player,

but that motherfucking Jalen Brown the best player in this series. Big dog. Walking like it. Talking like it. Come here. Jalen Brown ain't got no coins on his damn toes. I tell you that. I tell you that right now.

But nevertheless, though, man, I'm super excited. You know, game four Friday night night Make sure you tune in to watch I know y'all been checking your boy out I'm out here in Vegas Doing my motherfucking thing With these boxers I know y'all seen me Kicking it with Tank yesterday

Came here Had a good conversation with Tank Tank say Look at him fam Don't go get no popcorn Don't go get no soda Don't go get no beer Don't get no snacks, because this fight could

motherfucking end early, that's what he told me, I looked him in his eyes, I looked Tank in this motherfucker, and he was ready, he told me, dog, I'm getting that motherfucker up out of there early, and I believe him, I ain't bullshitting you, and I talked to Tank, and I talked to Frank too, Frank got his muscle, he said, dog, if that motherfucker act up, I'm going to act up. Damn it, that's what I want. Everybody was at that press conference. Even EJ was in that motherfucker. Even Runga Oz.

My bad, Runga Oz. It was Leonard Ellaby. Shout out to my fam, Leonard Ellaby. You know, that guy been with Floyd for so many years. He's seen the greatest to ever do it. And I'm talking about years. He done seen the greatest to ever do it. And I'm talking about Floyd. He done seen the greatest to ever do it. And he told me the same thing.

He's seeing Floyd. He's seeing Tank. It's the hungerness. It's the want. It's the will. When them motherfucking boxers like that talking like that and working like that, man, it's hard to beat them boys, man. This is going to be a great fight, man. I ain't got no dog in the fight, man.

I really don't. I kind of feel like I know who's going to win. But I ain't going to say it, man. This is going to be a great fight, man. I ain't got no dog in the fight, man. I really don't. I kind of feel like I know who's going to win, but I ain't going to say it, though. It ain't my place because I rock with both of them. Two successful young black men figure to get in that ring and go at it, and somebody going to lose, man. But I want you to let me know who you think going to lose.

I'm not going to tell you. I'm just going to let me know who you got. Tank, you got Frank. what round you got Somebody told me Tank knocking Frank out Third round That's what they told me yesterday up there That Tank was knocking his ass out third round Somebody on Frank camp

Came to me and said Tank ain't never faced nobody like this young boy This a real young boy right here Damn So what you think? Make sure y'all order this fight. I know that damn much. Y'all better order this damn fight. Y'all better not be streaming

this motherfucking fight for free. That ain't right. God looking at you, and I'm looking at you, and your girl looking at you. She know you a streaming fake. No, that's what your girl think. She don't think you real. If you're streaming this fight, your girl don't think you real, and you squat're streaming this fight, your girl don't think you're real. And you squat when you pee.

Real talk. But all of this motherfucking fight, that's $100. Invite your homeboys over. Charge them $5. They're going to want to eat your girl nasty dip and hot dogs any motherfucking way. That's what they're going to be eating. Or fish if you're frying fish. So go and charge them $5 a plate, man.

Go on and kick in, man. You know what I'm saying? You probably got, you want to make $150, $200. You done got your money back. Now you ain't complaining, man. Yeah, don't already fight and have all your friends come over and watch you free. That's trash. That's trash.

Charge them. The damn bank charge you when you go to that damn ATM. Why can't you charge nobody else? You ain't got no more money than the bank, do you? Hell no, you don't. I charge for every mother fucking thing. And I do mean anything. You need to use my fam, six dollars.

Come here. Man, I'm just calling mama. I don't give a damn who you calling. Six dollars? Shit, Verizon, why are you charging the hell out of me? I'm finna charge y'allall too y'all better stop being so friendly and leaning like that hell it bill gates and jeff bezos still making money and elon money shit we need to make money too somebody talking about she man she you know when you

give enough money you really don't need no no money you a motherfucking lie you a lie when you get money you want more and more some call it greed but I call it I want to be wealthy anybody can go hit that lottery tonight for 10, 20, 30 million dollars and be broke next Sunday not your boy

I want to have generational wealth I want to stack it and stack it and stack it you damn right because I want to give a little weight to the ethos damn it and stack it and stack it and stack it. You damn right. Because I want to give a little weight to these thoughts. Damn it, I got it. Come here. Damn it, come here. Been a big ass fighting too.

I'm going to chop it up with him later on today. Y'all going to see that footage too. Y'all going to see that tomorrow. I'm going to go chop it up with him and tell him, God damn it, stop worrying about Canelo. Worry about this fighter you got right now this weekend. Hell, you ain't fighting Canelo this Saturday. You fighting somebody else. And he hungry.

And he ready. He full of partier too. Yeah. 1942. Yeah. Come on. Y'all better stop bullshitting right now and get your mind right. It's going down in Vegas the whole week.

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Hey man, if y'all out here in Vegas this week Man, come holler at your boy, man Y'all got a chance to come over on this show And chop it up with me Um if you watching this show right now I mean I've been talking about the Mavs been talking about Boston um The thing the Mavs ain't been doing right

Jason Kidd bullshit and Luka Fowler now Um that's what I've been talking about Over who is the MVP So for this series I got Jalen Brown I got Jason Taylor um let me go Let me know um Oh, shit. Got to get a Boston, a Seltzer head coach from Cricket too. Doing a hell of a job with that team over there right now. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast,

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Trash with the two H's, baby. Got to use the two H's. If you're a first-time user, they're going to walk you through these steps, baby. If you're a first-time user, they'll match you all the way up to $100. So what are you saying, dude? If you put $100 in, they're going to give you $100 steps, baby. Yeah, first time users, they'll match you out with up to $100. So what are you saying, dude? If you put $100 in, they're going to give you $100. And the game is easy to play. You can pick points, rebounds, assists, things you put. They do baseball.

They do hockey. They do WNBA. They do all that. But it's all about more or less. Simple as that. It's all about more or less. I had Luka pick to go over, pick more. I had Luka to pick more than 30 points last night. He had less. He didn't have 30. I had Kyrie pick to go

over 20, more than 25 points. He had 35, so he went more. So the game is more or less. Simple as that. If you had Tate to pick to have 12 rebounds, more than 12 rebounds, if you had take them to pick the pick to have 12 rebound more than 12 rebound then you had less simple as that it's all about more or less on them uh it's the easiest game in the world to play only way you're gonna win if you're gonna play so going down low prize picks right now my promo code trash real talk and if you at work and you can't watch this show you can listen to it you can go right over to apple Podcast, type in the Bubble Dub Show, or go to Spotify, type in the Bubble Dub Show. I'm going to pop up.

You can put your headphones on, and you can listen to me talk my shit the way I talk my shit because ain't nobody here talk shit like the way I talk this shit. Do you hear me? We talk shit on this show. We're going to hold a motherfucking thing back here. Oh, no, we don't do that. No, we ain't going to never do that.

Real talk, my homeboy don't do that. No, we ain't gonna never do that. Real talk, my homeboy hit me up yesterday. Bam. Man, somebody done told my girl that I'm cheating on her. Nigga, it was me. I'm tired of you fucking up. Calling me, want me to help bail you out. Then you think you want to come on my house and stay? Hell no. I told her you were cheating. And I knew you were going to call me and ask me for some help. You ain't staying with me. Better take your ass to one of them damn group homes some damn where. Or one of them homeless shelters. You ain't staying with me. I'm not going to beat up for you.

No. I'm turning my back. I'm turning my cheek like Jesus. You can't call me. I'm not chipping deals. You can't call me to the rescue. No motherfucking. No.

I'm out of there. Y'all. Who in here remember them cartoons? I do. Y'all done brought me back to my mother's childhood. When I used to wait on my father to come pick me up. And he never came. And he never came.

My father called me last week. Son. God got favor on you. You know I ain't been the kind of father that you need. But I need you. I need you to forgive me. I said, what you need, father? He said, son, I need help with my car note this month.

I said, daddy, I'm finna record for my show. Call me back in 30 minutes. I got you. My daddy called me back in 30 minutes, y'all. Blocked. You damn right i blocked my father see don't call me with that with them distractions or you needing help hell i need help too i needed you when them niggas were chasing me down the road you wasn't there them niggas chased me down

the road and put them motherfucking hands on me do you i'm talking about put feets and everything on me. I had the shoe print on my back. Jordans at that. The number fives. Print was on my motherfucking back, y'all. I was crying, screaming, pissed on myself, shit on myself. Nobody helped me.

I all the boss down there sat there and laughed at me. But I never forget they faces. Because the people that were laughing were dope dealers. And I don't like drug dealers. I never forgot they face. I waited till they got big. I waited till they got a whole

lot of money. They started getting all the cars and houses. Then I put the police in they motherfucking lives. Come here. Then I walked up there with the police. Remember me? Then I took my shirt off. Look at my back. My prints still there. Remember y'all laugh? But it ain't funny now. Police. Ain't no motherfucking coming home. Them days of coming home is awful. Now I'm the king of the streets. Me, dub. I see the way I'm walking around here now Like King Kong Come here Come here

I'm running this shit now Hey man if y'all loving this show man The way I love this show man Y'all keep coming back each and every day You know Dub love that shit man That shit makes me feel so good when I'm out here in public And y'all Dub man we love you bro We behind you

You just want things so people can rock with you But when they tell you they behind you and there's one thing so people will rock with you but when they tell you they behind you they supporting you that shit mean a lot man a lot of people ain't getting that kind of love out here man and i just want to say i'm thankful man like from the bottom of my motherfucking heart man i'm thankful for the love y'all show me man this shit feels good to go different places in the world and the people know who I am, know my name. It means a lot. Make me want to work harder, man.

Make me want to give back harder, man, more than what I'm giving back. It's a team effort, man. It ain't about me. It's about us. It's about us because I'm doing it. Damn it, y'all could do it too. I know it's a ball, but right now, sitting down, probably thinking, man, I'm going to reach out to

Dub and cut his motherfucking hair, man. You know what I'm saying? I know he's going to chunk me some. No, I'm not. I'm not going to chunk you a motherfucking thing. I'm giving you opportunity to cut my hair. So when you cut my hair, I'm not paying you motherfuckers nothing.

Put some respect on my name. Will Smith coming there sitting in your chair. You ain't charging him. You just want a motherfucking picture. And that's all. Well, you getting the same thing with me. You saying you will? No.

I'm saying I'm done. I don't want to be no motherfucking Will Smith. I'm me, Jerry Morgan. That's who I am. Can't be nobody else but who I am. Hell, Jerry Morgan. That's who I am. Can't be nobody else but who I am. Hell, come here. Mr. Two-Minute Man. But with the honey pack in my blood system, shit, I'm three minutes.

Come here. I'm giving her something she can feel. To let it go. Y'all don't know nothing about them blues, man. Y'all don't know nothing about them blues, man Y'all don't know nothing about them blues I'm telling you, man You better love your woman, man This time we got a good love

This time we got something special This time we gonna do it, do it Put our minds to it Until we get it right. I play that song every time my girl get her taxes. Oh, we got a good love. Y'all know I ain't lying. Some of y'all be beefing with y'all

girls right now. Even my studs, they're watching. I know y'all beefing with them hoes too. Y'all into it. But when that tax refund hits, shit, everything is good again. Going to Chili's. Come on. You know, women love them chicken crisps. Come on. Them. Everything is good again. Going to Chili's. Come here. You know, women love them chicken crisps. Come here.

Them honey ones. Come here. Them little fruity drinks. Strawberry lemonade. Come here. And what we get? Chicken, fries. Psh.

Come here. Mashed potatoes. Hell. Corn on the cob. Hell. Just like they make down there in Louisiana. They got all kind of special seasons on them corns. Now, y'all know I ain't lying. Go to Chili's. Get that corn on the cob. Hell. Just like they make down there in Louisiana. They got all kinds of special seasons on them corns. Now, y'all know I ain't lying.

Go get your little get that corn on the cob. That motherfucking season down to the T. And I ain't bullshitting when I go in there either. I'm like the white folks. Put my napkin right here.

Napkin in between my lid and I'm eating like a motherfucking hog. Can you? I eat like a hog when I go down and eat. I show up. I don't bullshit.

And I want y'all to get in the comment section right now and let me know. Let me know who got the best food. Got the chilies and churros and applebees.

Them three. Chilies, churros, and applebees. Who got the best food out of them? Let me know right now. I'm in the comment section. I'm with y'all.

And let me know. We got the Hell No segment coming up. We got the Trash segment coming up. We got all kind of things coming up on this show. We growing. As y'all can see, I know y'all been watching some of the clips in the box and shit. That ain't going to stop. I told y'all I'm moving into the clips in the box and shit. That ain't going to stop. I told y'all, I'm moving into the end of this lane.

I love this lane I'm in right now. I know some of y'all be missing the skits and this and that, but I'm just not on that right now no more. I'm elevating, man. And hopefully y'all can see that, that I'm transitioning into what I'm transitioning to. And just like I want to transition to these movies, go check out my movie I'm in now carol it's on tubi but go and watch it nevertheless it's a good movie to go and watch um also i'm in bloody knuckles with that too on tubi going checking that out and hopefully one day i'll be like you can better go with netflix amazon prime and watch one of my movies that i'm in or one of my films you don't understand what i'm saying to you so shout out to my people that's

in the camera, that's on this show right now watching me. You know I love you. You know I love you. You know I'm rocking with you. I know y'all rooting for me. I'm rooting for y'all. We're going to make this show number one.

We're not bullshitting, especially football season. Dub taking over. And I'm going to tell y'all, like I told y'all, I'm going to all these teams during training camp. I'm going to be pulling up to these teams and doing what I do. Bubba Dub is invading the NFL training camps this summer. That's what I'm doing. Real talk. So y'all going to be able to go along with me on this journey and have fun with me on this journey that I'm on.

And it's unbelievable, man. The reception that I'm getting, the phone calls, the sponsorships that I'm getting, the people I'm doing business with, it's been great. I know y'all want to see me on Nightcap again. I'm going to be on there again. Don't worry. I'm trying to pump my own shit up, though. I got his own thing.

Oh, they got their own thing jumping. I'm trying to get my shit jumping the same way they jumping. So I need y'all to help me jump. And then that way we can jump together like kangaroos. Real talk. That's what we doing. Boy, y'all been talking to me, man. How y'all feeling, man?

Summertime, them kids home again. You know, they eating up every motherfucking thing and they growing. So you know you got to get school clothes. Matter of fact, I'm going to pick a family out that's watching. I know I got an older fan base, too, as well. I know some grandparents are on this show, too, as well. I'm going to give away $500 to a family on here.

Drop your cash out. I'm not going to do it now, but I say in July, right before school starts, I'm going to give somebody out here $500 for school clothes because people need help and you never know who need help. A lot of y'all be asking for help and don't need no help. Stop it. Motherfucker, stop it. Stop it. Y'all just want me to buy y'all

some weed. I ain't doing that. I don't buy that. I ain't supporting that habit. I'm not doing that. We're on the bubble dub show over on the volume slash say say media we're gonna give away 500 bucks to a family that's in need of real help there's probably some families out there right now that watch my show we'll never know you're watching my show they don't even know where that next meal coming from but you tune in each and every day and watch me and support me

thank you so much that means a lot to me and my team. And whoever you are, we don't know. But we're going to bless you. We're not going to put it on film. We're not going to do none of that. It'll be, only way people know is if you tell them I done it. I'm not going, not the one that going to put it on camera and broadcast what I do for people.

There ain't nobody business that between me and you and God. But we want to thank you over here because we're growing. The numbers are reflecting it. The lights are reflecting it. The comments are reflecting it. The reception I get when I go out here into the world is showing me that, that we're on the right path over here in this show. And don't forget, you can also come on this show man

I gave y'all that number eight one eight three five five fifty one fifty one Okay, y'all that number call you can call me if you got a business you can talk about your business if you got some Clothing line you want me to rock this that in the third hit that number? We'll sit down we'll go over numbers and we'll we'll make it happen. We're all about making shit happen. Just like the Boston Celtics making shit happen on the mound, damn it, they making it happen too.

Now, I've been seeing y'all. I know y'all seen Steve Nance at the game last night. That motherfucker rolling over in his grave. Him and Dirk. Wake him down, married. But you had Emmitt in the building and you motherfuckers still couldn't win. You had Emmitt in the building and you motherfuckers still couldn't win. You had Emmitt Smith in the building

and you motherfuckers still couldn't win. I don't even understand that shit. I really don't even understand that shit no more, man. But nevertheless, Boston up 3-0. I ain't crying about it. Because like I say, my side is Lakers with me. We've been at the high. We've been to Cancun, Tulum, France, Africa.

We're going to be in there every day. And we're going to play out in the end. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York, who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials. Many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.

He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries

about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. It's 4 a.m. Monday, and you're literally sucking baby snot through a tube because she's congested. Man, that's love. And if you love her that much, love her enough to make sure she's buckled in the right car seat.

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Why am I here on these streets? People be hitting me up. Bubba Duh. Because, you know, this is the Hell No segment. People be hitting me up. Bubba Duh, man, you really think you can get in that box? Hell no. I know I can't fucking fight.

Hell, I'm only 90. i ain't never want a fight not with these now with my phone i don't want a million motherfucking fights because i'm dialing 9-1-1 and i don't even have to look to see it come here all i know is you can talk all the you want to me you can even be putting feats and hands on me because some of you have. But when those red and white blue lights get there, y'all motherfuckers ain't got the same energy that you had when they wasn't there. Come here. Everybody bad when the laws ain't there.

But when the law get there, they ain't got that same energy. They get right. And that's what I don't like. Hit me in front of the police like you did when they wasn't here. I bet you won't do that then. Hell no. I'm not getting in no damn ring. You crazy?

Somebody say, dude, man, for $20,000, would you go and steal a car? Hell no. $20,000, man, I'm going to jail. Hell no. That ain't worth it. I'm not going in there with them killers. Even though when I do go to jail, I do become trustee in two hours. I'm a bad motherfucker.

They ain't never seen nothing like me. Yeah, talking shit to me in jail is bad for your health. I'm the one that got to bring you your food, fam. Don't make me spit in it. Come here. Yeah, you don't never talk to nobody who's fixing your food, fam. That's me. I got 95 phone calls when I go in the jail come here i could call whoever

calling my boss when you get now when you come and get me how about that when you come and get me when i get out i'm in the weekend real talk some of y'all on this show be drinking and driving. Traz. Stop drinking and driving. Drinking and driving is Traz, fam. You ain't thinking. I know you think you can make it to the house, but that's the devil talking. Get your Uber, fam. Pull over on the side of the road.

We'll call somebody to come get you. Don't be drinking and driving. Because I don't want you to hurt nobody else. And I don't want you to hurt yourself. And I don't want to be the one to see you driving down the road square, you don't want me to call 911 on you, fam. Because I'm not just going to call them and tell them you got a drunk driver. I'm going to call them and tell them you're going to kidnap some white

woman, and you know them laws ain't going to be bullshitting with your ass in them. Shit. Black people hit me up. Man, we be calling the police. They're going to never come. Shit, you got to lie to them. Tell me I got some old white woman tied up in the house. Watch what happens. See, come here.

Swat, FBI, everybody gonna be there. Even Hunter Biden gonna be there with his rifle. Come here. Gonna be there. Gonna be there. Yeah, I thought I stopped bullshitting around here, man. And my trash of the day going to goddammit local dump. Trash.

Filing out, laying all over the motherfucking floor like you Anthony Davis. Who you need to structure to? Filing out. NBA, I don't like that. Ain't no way a star player in this league probably filing out. Man, y'all got to take some of them damn fouls back. Y'all losing money

with this bullshit. Now y'all got the camera crew and all that. Seeing that the boy had his elbow like this and Lucas Stern had his elbow and Lucas Stern. Y'all still call it on defensive foul. Come on, man. Y'all cannot let Lucas foul out like that, man. We need him on the court, baby. We need it for

the ratings, man. Now people in Dallas feel like they got cheated. And they did. I'm going to start that damn rumor. Dallas got cheated. And they did. I'm going to start that damn rumor. Dallas got cheated last night. The league don't want the Mavs to win. That's what I'm thinking. I don't think the league want the Mavs to win, y'all.

I think they want Boston to get another win. That's what I'm thinking. Man, they want to do it for Bill Russell because he passed. You know what I'm saying? All right, people, Bill Russell. And, you know, Bill Walton. Bill Walton rolling over in that motherfucking grave right now. Because if he was alive, he'd be celebrating with these seltzers right now.

Y'all know ain't bullshit. This ain't nothing but the motherfucking truth. If anybody out here watching this show right now, and you got plans to go out this weekend, and your girl start trying to nag you, or your baby mama start calling to tell you, change your plans, she needs you to do

this and that. Hell no! Go out and be your motherfucking self. If it's a stud watching my show right now, Father's Day coming up Sunday and you ain't no motherfucking father. I don't give a damn how many tank top shirts

you got, muscle shirts you got, how many drawers you got in your closet, how many pictures you got with NBA players, football players, you still a motherfucking woman. You still a natural woman. You still, when you walk by me,

even though you're a stud and you walk by me, I'm still going to tap you on your ass if you lick me. Not going to do without your consent. But if you tell me I can tap you on your ass if you let me. Not going to do without your consent. But if you tell me I can tap you on your ass, I'm going to tap you on your ass. Come on. Come on. Look who's coming to dinner.

Duh. Damn right. Hey, man, if y'all love this show today, man, y'all know what to do, man. Hit that like button. Hit that subscribe button. I'm out here in Vegas acting the mother. Dog, if you see me, if you see me, pull up on me. We're going to have a good time, man. See y'all again tomorrow. I'm out here in Vegas acting a mother dog. If you see me, if you see me pull up on me, we'll have a good time, man. See y'all again tomorrow. I'm out.

The volume. limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We are the boy band. Between made you see.

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