Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Ohio State beats Texas to face Notre Dame in the National Championship Game!!

Episode Date: January 11, 2025

Bubba Dub goes live after Ohio State’s 28-14 victory over the Texas Longhorns. Texas messed up and went with the wrong QB. Everybody knows it should’ve been Archie Manning out there for th...e Longhorns!! TRASHH!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:40 Welcome to the Bubba Dub Show. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Welcome to the Bubba Dubb Show. Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Welcome to the Bubba Dubb Show. College football game was tonight. You had Ohio State versus Texas Longhorn. Good game. But Ohio State was a little bit too much for them. Like I told y'all, I told y'all
Starting point is 00:01:00 that Ohio State was gonna beat Texas. Y'all ain't wanna listen to me, especially my people down here in Texas. Man, I don't know what you talking about. How you gonna beat from Texas and not go for Texas? Stop it. I don't wanna hear that. I don't wanna hear it.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Ohio State, just a better team, y'all. And like I say, Ohio State better team. But let me get into something more deeper. I got say how your state better team, but let me let me get into some more deeper Longhorns got a problem in quarterback. I like yours, but you got Archie man You know what you can't sit up there and tell me right now I like in the fans a lot of the people right now to watch that game feel like if Archie would have played that game Y'all would have won. I'm telling you, they got a problem right now down there in Austin, Texas,
Starting point is 00:01:47 and it will be addressed this summer. I'm just saying right now, you on you or you on Orchard? I guarantee you, 75% of the people don't want Orchard Manning. I'm just barely, who is Uncle? Eli and Peyton, that's a motherfucking Manning. And you got him moving a bit. Stop it Telling you right now, it's gonna be a problem this summer. I don't care what they say. Oh, everything is good. They lying
Starting point is 00:02:17 motherfuckers feel like right now if Archie Madden would have played they would have beat Ohio State I don't believe that but I think it would have been a better game. But I don't believe that. I honestly just feel like Ohio State was just a better team. Now, Ohio State, they all getting ready to go on in the national championship and play Rudy. Oh yeah, they playing Notre Dame. You know, last night was a game too.
Starting point is 00:02:40 You know, Penn State and Notre Dame. Oh yeah, Rudy knocked Jerry Sandusky out of Penn State last night. Good game by the way, but I'm glad Rudy won I don't want nothing good coming to goddamn Penn State for the next 15 years Wait, Sherry, the way Jerry Sandusky was rubbing on them goddamn lacrosse players. He was rubbing on them lacrosse players I don't like them to be rubbing on them little ass dogs that they be dressing up, rubbing on. I'm not bullshitting you. They had to call a lot of those on Jerry Sandusky
Starting point is 00:03:12 to get them up to that damn university. Every day and night, they said that goddamn Brown Escalade or Jerry Sandusky were back then up there at the athletic department. I'm not bullshitting y'all. These are facts. When they seen that damn brown escalator, they knew what time it was. A picture you riding on the road in Penn State.
Starting point is 00:03:35 You know, being up there is a wonderful university, by the way. If you get riding on the road, that's a big school. You get riding and you get having to look to your left. If you see that brown escalator, you know, it's about to go down Peaceful Okay, I got them Sarah Jerry said dusky she boy he's a trouble they say that motherfucker was a trauma That book they wouldn't get lost they were getting Domino's They were getting Domino's. Rainbow, they were getting Domino's.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Breadsticks, three legal souls. Oh y'all want to go ahead? Oh y'all go ahead and go home. Really? We all but want to stay, getting passing grades. Jerry Sandusky was up there getting knowns. His wife and them calling looking', lookin' for him. Shit!
Starting point is 00:04:27 Go on the voicemail. And we get home, and them right motherfucker gonna lie. God damn it, Jerry, why? Every night, every Wednesday night, you're late. What's goin' on? I mean, the guy's up there just playin' pool, babe. You know, time just get carried away when you playin' pool with the boys, you know?
Starting point is 00:04:44 Hey, but I'm here now. No, what's up? Yeah, that's how I don't motherfucking play I ain't bullshit y'all. I'm telling y'all facts. I'm glad no one day be a PN state for them very reasons right there No, PN state is some singles. I Don't like so even though I'm a singer myself, I don't like singles. Even though I'm a singer myself, I don't like singles either. Peace of party with the NPN state. Peace of party with the NPN state. So the national championship is going to be Notre Dame and Ohio State. I'm going to Ohio State. Y'all put your picks in right now.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Notre Dame on Ohio State. I'm going for Ohio State. But I want to dress the elephant in the room that's been going around in the sports world for the whole week. Everybody been having their ifs and dis and that. I buy Joy Taylor. Oh, she slept her way to the top. Let me tell you something, Joy Taylor. If you want to share your motherfucking milk and cookies, share your motherfucking milk
Starting point is 00:05:42 and cookies. Y'all seen the motherfucking In the cookie she got Y'all mad at that woman for doing what she got to do y'all mind y'all motherfucking being some of y'all me jumping on her I can't believe she doing all that your girl doing it right now, you know And she ain't met dog she ain't she ain't getting this kind of money. Joy Taylor, your girl right now giving it up right now for free. But y'all want to disown Joy Taylor for what she did allegedly.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Man, y'all need to mind y'all motherfucking business. I think it's a beautiful thing that she agreed with her supervisor, her boss, for these kind of things. It don't bother me. If that don't bother me, what motherfuckin' did? And Fat Whitlock, you shut your motherfuckin' mouth. I'm gonna give you some cat. Only a prostitute and a sick individual gonna lay out and give Fat Whitlock some cat.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Ain't nobody laying down with your motherfuckin' ass and you know it always Ain't nobody come to see you oldest and you know it You running around here on your pocket talking about you new build shit you new baby get turned down. That's why You're gonna fucking wear you and have no shot with joy to stop Motherfucking joy taylor want to lay down with you boy You ain't have no shot with Joy. Stop it. Motherfucking Joy, Taylor wanna lay down with you, boy. There's a lot going on right now. This shit funny to me though. This fit funny hair. Oh my God. I can't believe she slept with this Joy.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Man, it ain't the first time and it ain't gonna be the motherfucking last. It ain't. I don't blame whoever it was. I don't blame him. Hell I want it right now. Me and Ash yourself right now, Joy Taylor coming to your room right now, wherever you at, and give you some. If you're gonna take it, yes or no. Keep it a fuck. I don't give a damn about this being no workplace. We break rules every motherfucking day. I ain't probably smoking weed at work, but I'm smoking. So you mean to tell me you gonna turn down rules every motherfucking day. I ain't probably smoking weed work, but I'm smoking So you mean to me you gonna turn down this beautiful motherfucking woman that you gonna turn it out. She Ain't no motherfucking way
Starting point is 00:07:54 That finally work. I'm gonna work early I know I'm not when you gotta find one natural job you're going to work or you can't wait to get there and see that Motherfucker I'm fixing her coffee and everything. Black or brown. Sugar decal, god damn it, I got you. Damn, but what I'm doing ain't never fix nobody a coffee. I am now. I am now, and I'm walking to her motherfucking car.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Whether it's raining, sunny, snowing, I don't give a damn. Whatever Joy want, it's what Elwood Joy gon' get. Y'all know I ain't give a damn what ever joy one is what ever joy come Don't know I ain't lying you can be working right now and look old cutie pie store working on right now You can make a store dressing up a little bit You need to get your haircut, right? Can you eat you're right? Can you breathe right you weren't cologne now your old lady knowing your funky ass ain't never been Weren't long to work all of a sudden now you want to rock along But it's another mother fucker up there then talk to your guy
Starting point is 00:08:48 In a real woman at the house know what your woman know what some more Charles like alone You know, I'm trying to get this raise you a motherfucking lie you kind of raise some guys So that's what you trying to raise up fam and I don't blame you Sometimes people coming to our live man, and I feel like they're a booster You know I'm saying like it's just like taxis is right here You've been looking at people walking around this motherfucker rag me all year But for you know it a motherfucker that you been seeing walking around her rag they have some retros on their feet I'm not bullshitting you
Starting point is 00:09:25 If I got a red rose on they won't fucking be they gonna be clean, too And I only want to hear y'all hate you. I must got your taxes. It don't matter money It's money don't matter what come from is spinach That's what niggas try to do to you. Oh, nigga, uh-huh. Nigga, I'm in a little new car. Must got it taxed. It don't matter what I got. Money is money. If I work for it, god damn it, it's mine. Black people are the only people I know that are down on each other. Nigga, nigga, I'm gonna die.
Starting point is 00:09:53 Nigga, I'm gonna got it taxed. Now I can't tell it. Nah, he, nah, man. Don't do people like that, man. Everybody ain't got it. You know what I'm saying? Everybody ain't gonna have money, man. Everybody might not look good.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Everybody might not be skinny. You know what I'm saying? Everybody,'t gonna have money, man. Everybody might not look good. Everybody might not be skinny. You know what I'm saying? Everybody got flaws. We all got flaws. Stop downing one another, man. But people, I mean, I lived there. I know it. People trying to make you feel bad because you got your taxes. Man, don't do that shit. Man, I don't care what you got, man. Yeah, you be broke in two or three months. And who gives a fuck if I'm gonna be broke in two or three months? I I'm gonna be broken two or three month. I ain't broke now
Starting point is 00:10:26 I tell you I ain't broke now. I can go to the motherfuckers sing on Don't know some of us don't get a little money going to the casino mean you and your girl You're gonna go down that stay two or three nights and you're gonna come on back and you good You won't enjoy yourself when you get a little money. You won't enjoy yourself. Don't enjoy yourself I just tell people this now when you get your taxes pay Currier bills take everything that you need to take her get some shit that you've been one you don't get So you've been on and put that motherfucking money up. That's okay because you got the money don't mean you gotta spend it That's our problem. We'll get that shit. We'll burn the whole motherfucking check. No
Starting point is 00:11:05 Be patient with this money, man Be patient with it. Cuz you know money hard to come by and you know when you was in the bind your partner your friend your cousin Wasn't there to help you so you don't want me back in that same boat when you get money Nah, I better hold on to this. I remember when I didn't have nobody want to help my black ass So I'm gonna keep I'm the whole long to this much as I Can that's how you grow? Say I'll be what it do that's be what it do man. That's how you grow and then right if I want me down in Texas It's cold in a motherfucker. It's knowing up there in Dallas
Starting point is 00:11:38 Oh, it's motherfucking snowing right now and just the only thing that's stopping them holes right now is the snow In the bed where your motherfucking head need to be. You need to be somewhere right now nursing your child. Need to be reading to the child too. Get him off you too. God damn it and read them books. These goddamn kids 12 and 13 years old can't read. They can't fucking read. You ask them how old they is, they tell you they favorite movie, Home Alone. Motherfucker, I said how old you is, not your favorite movie. He hoes gonna tall you 20, 25,
Starting point is 00:12:20 you hoes gonna be mothers. This is a big thing, Colleague women, now what you doing? She got to hide with my kid. Where you supposed to be? You saying this shit like it's a funeral or some sort. Bitch, you supposed to be at the motherfucking high. People dying in the line right now going crazy in the damn snow. You see your niggas dying in the line?
Starting point is 00:12:39 Shit, this the only thing that'll stop a nigga from stealing. The snow. Niggas can't deal with it. We'll go outside and throw snowballs, but stealing ain't on my motherfucking mind. Stay in one heels. Some of you hoes in these houses, they shit rock too motherfucking thin,
Starting point is 00:12:56 you're in that motherfuckers shit friend. But you had all motherfucking year, took it path all along, but you want the bullshit, you want the run down there the goddamn Miami So I'm so talks where you should have been fucking one of them goddamn car Somebody come here put some sheetrock in this motherfucking time when it rain goddamn it raining in your house But you were bad. So you in your bag now this rain in your motherfucking house. Oh, that's what's going on. You ain't in your pay
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Starting point is 00:15:29 How have they been going on, Ronnie? Praying for LA, praying for them families in LA, they losing their homes, they losing everything they got up there. I'm with Chris Brown. I think somebody's setting these fires, man. And this shit ain't cool, man. I made a video and people comprehension skills is not always there, but I'm always trying to bring light in the darkness.
Starting point is 00:15:52 And my skip was simply saying was a nigga a lot, a nigga would do anything they can to get to their side chick. I will never make fun of nobody losing nothing they got. Let me tell y'all something about me, man. It's a true story, man. 12 years ago, man, I's a true story, man. 12 years ago, man, I lost my auntie and my uncle in the house fire.
Starting point is 00:16:08 My uncle was in a wheelchair. He had no legs. He got his legs cut off to die big. We don't know about Black folk. Most of us, we be having diabetes. And when you gonna take care of yourself, you had to get limbs cut off. When my uncle had to get both his legs cut off,
Starting point is 00:16:22 he was in a wheelchair. My auntie just had surgery. She had a bad hip, so she couldn't really walk. And then they lived in the trailer house and it caught on fire. And she was trying to get him out and she ended up falling and, you know, smoke inhaled their lungs and they burned up. So I take that shit serious. Don't never think that I'm making fun of somebody else burning down or someone losing their things. I'll never forget this shit. This shit bothers me to this day. Just to think about them. But man, just, man, I don't
Starting point is 00:17:03 know if y'all know, but man, when catch on fire master like a death in the family, man I'm in my mom. I'm a mother house burned down man. I She was sad when people lose everything they work for and you just don't when they don't have insurance You know I'm saying like how you gonna rebuild when you got the insurance or you gonna have the money or the resources to make it happen. So anybody that's watching me and watched that video, that video was never done to make fun of nobody. Never done nothing like that, man. I'm a comedian, man.
Starting point is 00:17:38 I try to bring joy to sad situations, what I do. I would just simply get showing y'all that Not just niggas, but me would do anything or these stubs to do anything they can to get with a side chick That's the only thing the picture I was trying to paint With that But sometimes people don't know that gets be so caught up in the moment But uh prayers for LA. I got some shirts coming on so I got the fanatics. I'm gonna be wondering Cuz man, I don't understand how I know water in LA and all the motherfucking oceans up there and ain't no water Like I don't get it
Starting point is 00:18:15 But I really feel like somebody setting them fires man, and they sit down. Yes, she just spread but it got to be something we could do and I Don't know man. I shit gets kind of messed me up cause people would think that. I got friends, I got family up there in LA just had to evacuate. And it's a sad cause.
Starting point is 00:18:34 So man, we on here on the bubble dub. So we praying for LA, man. We praying for better days up there in LA. Like I said, I feel like somebody's setting them fires, but I also also believe this. God ain't pleased with some shit going on. I don't know what's going on in LA, but God ain't pleased with LA right now. Cause there's been fires, but there ain't never been one like this. God ain't pleased with LA. I don't know what you gang banging, tripping blood, ass niggas doing, but God clearing that shit out. You niggas not crip walking today.
Starting point is 00:19:06 You niggas not blood walking today. You niggas looking for shade with them. Think about all the bloodshed that went on up there in LA behind them gang members up there killing people, man. Innocent people dying behind fucking colors. You don't think Malcolm X rolling over in this motherfucking grave, you a lie that knowing knowing we killing one another motherfucking behind some colors. I understand money, and we already know what people do to you behind some musty vaginal colors, because you got on blue, because you got on red, because you got on motherfucking Lincoln makes sense. So I honestly feel like man, God ain't pleased with LA. He ain't too much motherfucking bullshit.
Starting point is 00:19:48 God ain't pleased with how y'all did nipsey. Real man was trying to fix this shit. He come from it, lived it. Y'all done him down. God ain't pleased. I'm trying to tell you and I'm a firm believer God ain't pleased with the Cowboys He's that's why those motherfuckers. Sorry. He knows Jerry John them doing some bullshit behind them dogs Oh, yeah, just some bullshit behind them dogs
Starting point is 00:20:24 And tell me I'm lying. Bullshit going on in the NFL. And we're gonna talk about it. Most of these people, they talk about it, but they don't really just talk about it. We're gonna dive into it on this Bubble Dub Show. Now we're gonna start, first of all, we're gonna pray us to the son, Watson. He tore his akibis. One of them hoes rang out, one of them beside Paulus, and he tried to run after him and toys. God damn McKeeley's man.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Going to miss this whole next season, man. He's already gone with another injury. Now he got another injury. You can't be chasing after them. God damn holes in them. Paul's man. Let that shit go. I want to start off with the New England Patriots. What y'all did to Gerard Mayo, man. Y'all need to be upfront with people, man. Let them know, look fam, we're going to bring you in for one year really. Let you come in, get you a little experience. But don't be looking for no father unless you do some outrageous shit like give us to the playoffs or to the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Other than that, you're not going to be back here as head coach. Like you are not who we are looking for, honestly. You got to be honest with these people. You're not had this man thinking he was going to beat her, then y'all fine. All because y'all want to hire Mike Vapor. We know who y'all want. We know who y'all want to hire Mike Vapor. Now y'all making up lies saying the man was smoking blacker miles on the plane playing cards, but y'all are right along with him doing it. That's why you got to be careful who you have around you., but y'all would ride along with him doing it. That's why you gotta be careful who you have around you. I told y'all that. Everybody that grin ain't your friend. Now, they just say that you ride Mayor Wood playing cards on the damn plane
Starting point is 00:21:53 and wasn't watching flights. The same motherfuckers on the coca-staff would ride down with him, cheering him on. Yeah, go ahead, man. Go ahead and play. Whole time, them motherfuckers taking notes. I told you, boy, white folks take notes. Every time you're around, and that motherfuckin' white man doing this, your ass in trouble. Same thing they were doing to Pete Diddy. They were letting Pete Diddy do whatever he motherfuckin' wants to do. All they were doing was doing this.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You're going to have another 100 million. We'll give you another 100 million. Ain't no problem. You're going here. You want another 100 million, we'll give you another 100 million. Ain't no problem. They'll keep going with you. How? We'll give you 100 million, you're going to make us 20 billion. Keep going, you know.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Mm-hmm. And when the time come, you see Diggie in jail right now crying. Crying his motherfucking eyeballs out. They can give you everything you want to dig. They can give you a cellmate that just toothed that ass up, and that ain't good enough for you. You mad because you not getting the attention that you want. Well, guess what?
Starting point is 00:22:48 Your ass ain't free, did it? You had choices to string your ass up. When Biggie died, you should string your ass up then, but you didn't. You wanted to show your motherfucking ass. Now look where it get you. Right back in jail. Told y'all, y'all better listen to me.
Starting point is 00:23:12 These people are taking notes. They'll let you go so far. It's like the feds. These feds will let you niggas say a dope. They're their motherfucking heels. And right when you want to chill out, man, I'm chilling. Nah, I ain't really ain't doing nothing no more. Come here.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Look, Dirk won't change his life. All my life. Come here. His music before that was smoking on Tuko. Tell me I'm lying. All of Dirk's music before that was evil. Right when he wanted to change his life, right for his soul, and want to get right with the man up above what they do. Come here. Coming to get you. I'm coming to get you.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Y'all better pay attention to what's going on right here. I'm telling you right now. Tomorrow I can't wait. NFL playoffs start tomorrow and I can't motherfucking wait I told y'all hurts you gonna wake up for this guy I told y'all Jalen hurts was gonna wake up for this game just the Green Bay Packers Green Bay Packer fans out running around here hurts a I can ship that boy case of a goddamn purple down up to the feeling shit
Starting point is 00:24:24 He on that lean right motherfucking now goddamn purple dying up to the ceiling. Shit! He on that lean right motherfucking now. He's going down tomorrow. Packers, Eagles, who you got? I told you, I'm riding with the Eagles. They gonna hand that motherfucking ball off to Barkley 27 times, you mark my word. Still, Saquon Barkley will have 27 carries tomorrow, 168, y'all. Bullshit, you not. Still arm say cornbark. We'll have 27 carries tomorrow
Starting point is 00:24:47 168 Bullshit you not Kelly don't be a game tomorrow. I'll lie. I can't wait to watch the goddamn game boy I'm not bullshit and I know I said the charges was gonna beat the Texas. I change my motherfucking mind I'm got them niggas dying here in Texas, goddamn in Houston, they crazy. Ain't no snow out here, they crazy. Some goddamn cars have been washed and waxed. Do you hear me? Bomb beating gay on board them Trio burgers already.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Shit. LA? Yeah. LA Chargers coming down here because of wildfire. They mind ain't right. Some of them lost their homes. They mind ain't right they some of them lost their homes. They mind ain't in it right now So therefore the Houston Texans gonna beat the LA Chargers tomorrow 20 to 19
Starting point is 00:25:37 Y'all feeling the night though man, I'm feeling motherfucking good man. Like I say, it's cold They got no money for no coat. She I got this hoodie on this prospect with you They ain't got no money for this coat and they ain't got no money for no coat She I got this hoodie on this prospect with you. They ain't got no money for this coat And they ain't got no money for no car. All I gotta do is right here when I go outside I'm walking fast in my mother I don't like folks. I'm like for dress down to the T and they know a face I'm motherfucking like people got they dogs and dressed in your face Like both they go take her a pants
Starting point is 00:26:03 It's one thing about the motherfucking white folks, they gonna take care of their pets. See, why from my dog you should be tied up to a chain and a dog howl? That was it. You can't tie no dog up to no chain, no motherfucking mo. That dog got to be running loose or in the house. Shit, white folks gonna chain the motherfucking game. If the white person wearing Burberry,, the dog got berberi on too. Shit, if a nigga got on berberi, you best believe the dog ain't got nothin' on. My dog cold in the motherfuck outside right now. But I tell you what, you better not call them folks on me.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Oh yeah, my dog got the bark in that shit, where he cold in the motherfuck. I know you wanna come here, but never. The only way you come here unless you paying motherfucking people and my dog ain't paying no motherfucking bill Therefore he gonna have a chill That's one thing I give white people they gonna take care of a motherfucking animals we don't give a damn it's a Adam you know here wouldn't be no man It's a album. You know, he was no man Take care of them dogs, man. Take care of them goddamn horses. Sadnagustine Tyler, Texas Long view kill go parcel. Jeffers. It's something as hard as time
Starting point is 00:27:15 You should I see you think I was a dying you should too you never be happy He motherfucking right good. You gotta come to my ride. You gotta feed your motherfucking horse, nigga Don't nobody want to see no thing as horse dog. I don't know what y'all get out of this shit feed them motherfucking horses She gets embarrassed in my the horse they ain't got bones for these horses man. Yeah, I noticed that these niggas don't even got bones No dog out there you got down in the damn horse out there the damn backyard like a baseball field But it's a goddamn horse out there stop it Got them horse on the die Got them horse on the picture map
Starting point is 00:28:04 Yeah, I think they'll be lying but I'm telling y'all a guy's only true man. It's some bullshit going on with black folks that need animals and I don't like... man stop getting horse... get a goddamn lizard. Get a going on something. Believe your motherfucking horses where they at. Horses supposed to be goddamn eating hay. They supposed to be in pastels and running free and Adopting you guys I got these goddamn horses in goddamn in a dog yard. I Ain't never seen nothing like this shit my life. Yeah, I can't make this shit up to y'all though
Starting point is 00:28:41 I really can't Raven Steelers tomorrow this shit up to y'all though I really can't Raven Steelers tomorrow it's time for Lamar to get him a motherfucking playoff bitch this way it's time to do the more this what you been told my you tell my few wins Super Bowl you gonna switch your jersey number one that's all fine and but you gotta start with beating goddamn goddamn Steelers don't you think boy got myblin ain't got a motherfucking game plan for you, buddy? He can't he can't fix that offense, but that motherfucking defense don't be pretty Note you gonna have to do you gonna have to hand that ball off to Derek Henry You're gonna have to hand that ball off to Derek Henry fam With my Ravens fans that way y'all that man with my steals fans at? Where y'all at, man?
Starting point is 00:29:26 Where my Steelers fans at right now, man? Get in the comment section and talk to me right now, man. Talk to me, man. Who y'all got? Steelers or the Ravens, man? I'm already seeing purple and black hearts already. I'm already seeing purple and black hearts already. Where my black and yellow at?
Starting point is 00:29:40 Where's Khalifa? So where you at? Not a fact, where is Khalifa? asleep for that motherfucker had a hit in 15 songs It's time to get back in the booth, fam It's time to get back in the motherfucking studio and make it do what it do Everybody be talking my tinge everybody be talking my drink Well, let's talk about my big homie big extra Plug had one of the best albums come out last year. Let's talk about it, let's talk about what Big Echta Plug did. Dun dun.
Starting point is 00:30:13 N***a album was spah. You think we ain't got Big Echta Plug out? Go and get it. Go and get it. Real talk She's been already cheese y'all on about we Detroit y'all on about week if your team on about week man No, he talked to me. God damn my team on a Six month by we cowboy we had to motherfucking high right now. We're gonna be super bowl go We purchased tickets, but we we go be at the Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:30:47 Go, that's for damn sure Sorry mother We gotta talk to me go man. What's going on in the world? Oh, man. What's going on out there? Y'all talk to me, man What's some shit that's going on? We're gonna know I heard we trying to get Canada shit, I Don't know what Trump got going on in that motherfucking office, but he plodding. Oh yeah, Trump in that motherfucking office plodding. Trump ain't going no motherfucking jail.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Shit. Trump a bad motherfucker. Some of you like him, some of you don't. It don't matter. He, June, January the 20th, it's going to be some motherfucking changes in the world. That's all I'm saying. Whether it going to be good or whether it's going to be bad, it's going to be some changes in the world. It's all I'm saying. Well, if it gonna be good or well, it's gonna be bad It's gonna be some change in January 20 Now I'm hearing this motherfucker trying to do some shit to where he'll be president forever. Well, I'm hearing people complain
Starting point is 00:31:35 We don't want him be president for error motherfucker already 95. He'll be here to my motherfucking uncle Yeah, we're gonna start by singing Negro Him. We shall overcome. Shit, y'all crying. That motherfucker ain't gonna be on the nerve long. Now you sell him? Shit. Sometime you gotta sit back and be wait. I seen a post earlier somebody said,
Starting point is 00:32:02 man, y'all niggas got to quit committing suicide Be patient you gonna die. That's real motherfucking talk Stop killing yourself fam and be patient. You're gonna die one day. It's gonna come It's too motherfucking calm Don't do yourself no harm and don't do nobody else no harm You're a coward when you take somebody else live then you take your life. That's bullshit You let that man be the reason you go not nobody else Go for America I seen that shit to not go for Mexico My name's in your dog I don't like that
Starting point is 00:32:44 I told y'all my name's Senor Dub, I don't like that. I'm all about being equal and I'm all about being fair. As a black man, we already know favor ain't fair. We already know this world we live in is against us. But at the end of the day, ain't nobody holding you back right now from doing what you're supposed to do. A lot of you motherfuckers don't wanna work. And that's the truth.
Starting point is 00:33:03 A lot of you motherfuckers don't wanna put no applications in. That's the truth. A lot of you motherfuckers don't wanna work. And that's the truth. A lot of you motherfuckers don't wanna put no applications in. That's the truth. A lot of you motherfuckers want handouts. That's the truth. But the truth is, ain't nobody gonna give you nothing, man.
Starting point is 00:33:13 You gotta go out here and get this shit. You gotta go and earn this shit. You gotta make a believe by these motherfuckers. Jail. Make a believe by these motherfuckers. They say you gonna do this. They say you gonna either be dead in jail, but make a fool out of them. Do something positive with your life, man.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Like I say, this storm that's going on right now, these sickers that's snowing, it's a good thing. It's a good thing they can snow. For a lifetime, they'll be riding around, stealing. They stealing scat packs, chargers. Niggas ain't giving that.iggas trying to steal and I'm saying the n-word but I ain't just talking about us colors because the end that a nigga ain't color it's the attitude it's action never forget that if you're a black man somebody tell your nigga nigga ain't got no color don't let them tell you that
Starting point is 00:34:00 nigga ain't got no color to it real Real talk, it ain't got no color. You can be a white nigga, you can be a Mexican nigga, you can be a Japanese nigga, you can be a Chinese nigga, putting your own game. Stop letting them stereotype us and put shit in your mind. No, nigga, anybody can be a nigga. Anybody can be a nigga. Why body can't be a nigga. Why? Because you say I am, that would make me one. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:34:31 Stop it. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is I think embarrassing to the SEC.
Starting point is 00:34:56 Amanda Moll, who writes our Business Week buying power column. Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Very few companies who go viral are like totally prepared for what that means. And Zoe Tillman, senior legal reporter. Courts are not supposed to decide elections. Courts are not really supposed to play a big role in choosing our elected leaders.
Starting point is 00:35:16 It's for the voters to decide. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRad app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be. So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear? I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to. I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success. Listening is a form of love.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at soundedouttogether.org. That's soundedouttogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal. Y'all talk to them, can't steal a car when it's two figures knowing they're tied. Hell no. You know we're gonna do very well with the cold. They ain't going to a club tonight. Shit, niggas in the house. They got that girl.
Starting point is 00:36:11 What do they got? At the crib. They got this nooka. They got this red jacket. Someone might got some fire. You know, I ain't know this ain't trap. Someone got some fire. They at the crib.
Starting point is 00:36:21 They killin'. The phone can ring right now. Hey, dawg, I need you pull up some shit going now. Shit, I'm not coming out there in that motherfucking lava. Black people, we be thinking. They say we done. We smart, man. I'm not going out there. I got a work Monday. I'm not going to be getting sick. I ain't got no PTO. I can't afford to miss work. I just spent all my money on Christmas, birthday, Valentine Day coming up. You know what I'm saying? You know your girl gonna want up. You know what I'm saying? You know your girl gonna want chocolate.
Starting point is 00:36:45 You know what I'm saying? But she still gonna give you that salty ass cat. That's what I don't understand. You be going out and buying presents for the same motherfucking vaginal. I don't give a damn how they dress it up. They putting on thongs, they putting on lingerie. The cat's still salty.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Tell you women something, something you know some of you don't you know what you put in your bag is what come out Start making your girl drink water fellas Start making your girl drink water man fruits real talk all this soda Alex Kenis Put her ass on some motherfucking wall. Real talk. Now watch what that thing do.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I'm not pushing, pull on that good wall. And you fellas, getting up in age now, you need to start walking, exercising. You know what I'm saying? Stream your heart up a little bit, brother. Because you know what I'm saying? String your heart up a little bit, brother. Because you know what I'm saying? You been going at it. Some of y'all been going at it on here. You're going to hit 45 and 50, and you still hollering.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Man, I feel like I'm 20. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Your mind playing tricks on you. You better start walking around here and start motherfucking exercising. Yeah, you turn that vagina up tonight, but you'll be in the hospital tomorrow hollering your motherfucking heart Stop it. Drink some water nigga
Starting point is 00:38:08 Get your ass off them beers get your ass off that lookal and drink you some motherfucking water drink you some VH juice Apple juice Something other than that bullshit that you've been putting in your back Wanna live a long time you want wanna be here for them grandkids, start taking care of your body, start going and getting checkups. That's one thing we're gonna do. We're gonna go and get checkups.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Well, go and get your, go and get your my chart. Pull your my chart up, goddamn it. I wanna got mine, I'm great. That's why I'm talking shit here today. Everything gonna be negative. I been getting off My my joy That's why I've talked me shit tonight. So y'all that I didn't win. I didn't want to go about me I was scared in the motherfucker waiting on them HIV tests to come along. I've been praying to God all motherfucking day
Starting point is 00:38:56 I'm Christian. I've been praying to Buddhism all kind of God. I've been praying all oh, I Have watchy. Yeah scared thing in the world waiting on them goddamn results Oh my gosh, I've been playing all oh, I Hey, boy, I see you ask everything where I wait. No, no god damn results. See Pondering like a mother. Oh, man. You know, I'm fucking just coming in man Shit, if they doctor call you, you know, it bad motherfucking no, too Look at that my phone all motherfucking day. Oh, fuck it. Don't call me Lord. I'm gonna have Told me check my match or everything. Come here. Come here.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Boy, they go get checked. They go get tested. You motherfuckers around here got bullshit. Talk about that's a regular call for. Ain't no motherfucking regular call. Boy, you got something. Boy, you got something. Hell yeah, I was straight and I ain't lazy.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Shit you ain't normal. You ain't. I'm telling y'all right now ladies. Stop letting these niggas lay over y'all with no condoms. These niggas nasty. These niggas ain't got no motherfucking self respect for their self or you. You laying up here laying up with this nigga. He got money. He got something else too other than money. So I'm here to let you know right now, protect yourself.
Starting point is 00:40:07 I joke all the time about not wearing color. That's just motherfucking jokes. I'm speaking real reality to your ass right now. Fellas, if you out here doing what you do, put something on that meathead. It pays to. She easy got about this motherfucker. I'm just saying Having him that happened you and you ain't got magic Johnson money magic made that shit go away. That's why it's named magic
Starting point is 00:40:36 That's why it's named 100 million you don't have nothing magic Irving Johnson. You ain't got nothing you can say I hate y'all be alive You come on take your trip down here to Mexico I get rid of well But you got keep everybody and got they kind of money magic got so happy We'll talk watching the show that you know presented by prize-pick real talk barcode at the bottom stay first time users Hey, you put five hours in you get 50 instantly real talk We ain't going for the small books. We're gonna put all in 50. We're going for the gust
Starting point is 00:41:11 I'm trying to do it be yeah playoffs tomorrow put them peaks in right motherfucking now You've been more or less on your favorite playoffs. That's it I think I've rusted Wilson they probably say man Russell gonna probably have 215 passing your you either put more or less Now how easy is that? How easy is that and put my promo code in track to a real talk? If you can't watch this show you can listen to it for Apple podcast and Spotify type in the bubble dub show download
Starting point is 00:41:42 There we go Me throwing up only seven the bad dog. Okay, man Real talk a night of pleasure can be a lifetime of pain That's real talk when you could be a lot of time of pain with it Or you can mess around get somebody pregnant that you wouldn't trying to get pretty see a lot of motherfucking right now I got babies by my father. They can't sting But within them, but when the thin line of it though they were doing what they motherfucker was good to. It's good when you getting it but when kids
Starting point is 00:42:15 get involved they'll say motherfucker you were making squirt and all that now she a hateful mother builder motherfucker Yeah A lot of time me and me want to take care of a kid it be the woman keeping them from the key and just turning the dude salted Maybe just you want to come see that kids take care of a kid go about they been now They don't want to do it. You know on me then you ain't gonna see your key That's bullshit and it's another thing that's floating around. My partner hit me up. I gotta talk about it.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Real talk. Fellas, I want y'all to do me a favor. Because some of y'all some nasty motherfucker. If you having sex with a woman and her pussy stank, you got to let her know. You can't continue to hit her. You got to stop. Hold on. Wait.
Starting point is 00:43:02 I got this, man. You get your funky ass up out of here and you report her to the police because that's a $1,500 fine if a vagina stank. 2025, we're not doing stanky vaginas. If your vagina stank, ho, that's a $1,500 fine. And we will post you on all social media sites letting the world know that you got funky For any of you niggas come tell me they such and such got funky vagina, that's cool Thank you for letting me know but I'm gonna find out on my own
Starting point is 00:43:38 I don't give a thing what none of you niggas say to me. I'm gonna find out on my own. I'm whole head. You're a whole head. Come here. I stink. I do too. We go stink together. Hey, if y'all watching the show, y'all know we do a thing called Hell No. Somebody asked me, Bubba Dub, do you enjoy stanky b'jawg? Hell no. I don't pull up with it.
Starting point is 00:44:18 I don't lie. I don't move nothing funky. Like I say, you hold, but you start drinking wrong. And watching you die and watching what you eat. Bubble Dub, do you like the cold weather? Hell no. I don't like the cold weather because I can't go no motherfucking well.
Starting point is 00:44:39 I don't like the cold weather, y'all. I'm black. I ain't got no coat because I ain't got no money. See, I got a hoodie on. When I step outside, I'm shivering. I can't step outside to smoke. None of that. I ain't got time for all that weather y'all, I'm black. I ain't got no coat, cause I ain't got no money. See I got a hoodie on. When I step outside, I'm shivering. I can't step outside to smoke, none of that. I ain't got time for all that.
Starting point is 00:44:49 So I like it when the weather is pleasant. I be glad when this motherfucking winter storm is over. Cause I already got no motherfucking heel. And y'all, and I know AC. So I don't fuck either AC so I'm fucked either way Real talk some of y'all good some of y'all call trust got healed and AC good for y'all But I ain't got neither one so therefore god damn it. I'm ready for this shit to be over Just tell you how I feel.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Trash of the day, going to the people that's gossiping about sweet Joy Taylor. Trash. Y'all keep that motherfucking beautiful, and I do mean beautiful. Black woman, name, I child motherfucking mile. I don't want y'all to disrespect Ms. Joy Taylor. No motherfucking more. If she wanna give that motherfucking cat up and never get it up. I don't want y'all to disrespect Miss Joy Taylor. No motherfuckin' more. If she wanna give that motherfuckin' cat up,
Starting point is 00:45:48 then let her get it up. And baby, if you watching this show, you might not know who I am, but I know who you is. If everybody else you been with been dogs, they ain't been worth a damn, they will just practice. Bring yourself to me, I don't give a damn who you been with, you been with 1,700 niggas, I don't give a damn if you ain't made it to the top, that's because you ain't been with me. I don't give a damn who you been with. You been with 1700 niggas. I don't give a damn If you ain't made it to the top, that's because you ain't been with me. Come here. I give you what you want
Starting point is 00:46:11 I hold your hand. God damn it. I massage your feet. I do whatever needs to be done. What comes How damn it comes I'll show you a good time They can talk about you all they want. I don't give a damn they talked about Jesus Christ But got them and don't worry about it coming to do I'm a country nigga, you know, y'all always want to make fun of this country nigga. I mean you country That's right us country niggas. We clean the motherfucking plate That's the problem with you city, but I don't clean out place. That's why they come around us to come around us the fingers
Starting point is 00:46:47 real tall And you're good old country boy like me gonna finish whatever on my motherfucking plate Yeah, wait, what after you tenses I use my hand with the biscuit with the With the purless, can we Come here. With the purless. Come here. I'm already black. You won't see me.
Starting point is 00:47:05 All you see is these whites down below. Real talk. Real talk. Thumbs up when I go low. Oh yeah, I'm better than HBO. Real talk. Damn right I did Chuck Box. I'm a real man.
Starting point is 00:47:13 If I have sex for 20 minutes, I'm eating up for 19 minutes and I'm stroking her for a minute. Damn right I did chuck box. I'm a real man. If I have sex for 20 minutes, I'm eating for 19 minutes and I'm stroking them for a minute. That's 20 minutes of motherfucking pleasure. 20 minutes of pleasure y'all. Get them pics in right now. Cause I'm going live again tomorrow night after the games. Y'all tune into the game. Y'all get the pics in and I want y'all to get this money. First of all though, thank y'all for tuning in and watching me tonight.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Don't be drinking and driving. I don't give a damn if you've been drinking. You get a phone call from old girl you've been wanting to see. Don't drive over there. Catch your Uber dog. Because I want you to still be here to watch this motherfucking show. You can't watch this show when you dead nigga. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:48:09 The kids need a father, the kids need a mother. Let's start being responsible and thinking, oh I can make it. A lot of people said the same thing, they didn't make it. Or somebody else didn't make it, but it costs a damn. Let's be smart in 2025 y'all, let's be smart. God bless, I love y'all, I'll see y'all again tomorrow night. Peace. I'm out. The more you listen to your kids, the closer you'll be.
Starting point is 00:48:36 So we asked kids, what do you want your parents to hear? I feel sometimes that I'm not listened to. I would just want you to listen to me more often and evaluate situations with me and lead me towards success. Listening is a form of love. Find resources to help you support your kids and their emotional well-being at SoundItOutTogether.org. That's SoundItOutTogether.org. Brought to you by the Ad Council and Pivotal.

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