Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Shaq is OUTTA POCKET for Drake Photoshop Instagram post!!

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

Bubba Dub is back breaking down the biggest stories in sports and pop culture in the way only he can. First, Bubba GOES OFF on former Los Angeles Lakers C and NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal for posting a photoshopped picture of him and BBL Drizzy Drake on his Instagram stories. (4:45) Then, Dub issues a message to the Black community pleading for them to stop the killings and senseless violence affecting many. After, Bubba breaks down why Bronny James will be an awesome NBA player, even if he can’t live up to the hype set by the media and his superstar father LeBron James. (15:45) Next, Dub goes all the way in on CRY BABY Devin Haney after his undefeated record was re-instated thanks to Ryan PED Cheating Garcia. After, Bubba salutes Sha’Carri Richardson and gives her flowers before going into another HILARIOUS Hell Nahh!! Segment with Uncle Ray. (50:30) Finally, Trashh of the Day. (57:00) (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume of them, go ahead and hit the like button right now. I don't know what you're going to hit. Don't even hit the subscribe button too. Yeah. Views going up, likes going up, getting more comments. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, we rolling over you. Yeah, rolling. You're like the police rolling in my neighborhood last night.

Come on, rolling down they window asking me, do I know anything about some drug activity? Yes, I do. Come here. Come here. Let me go ahead and start to show off with right now with Shaquille O'Neal, trash, posting that boost on your page about BBL Drizzt.

Stop it, fam. We don't play games like that. We real mean over him. Putting Drake's face on a woman's body. What they do that at? That ain't the big Aristotle I know. That's giving me the White Howard vibes, fam. Now tell me I'm lying. That's giving me

the White Howard vibes, fam. Joking or not, we don't play like that. Now I know Drake going through some things right now due to Kendrick Lamar. They not like her. They damn sure ain't. They damn sure ain't. They damn sure ain't like her. It's like my baby mama tell me,

my new boyfriend ain't nothing like you. I know damn well he ain't. He putting hands and foot on your ass. Not me. When me and you got into it, you put me out and I walked away. I didn't have no money for no damn Uber. I just walked. But he walking all over your ass.

Literally. They say they joined five footprint on your back right now, boo. See, you had to go through all the time with me, but you're going through them with him. Make it make sense. And you telling everybody you tell my man or him. Stop it. Stop it.

You should have been with me on my birthday. I went to the lake. I ain't have no boat. Everybody had nice trucks, nice boat. I ain't have none of that, but I was down. Caught a few fish, caught a few melons, a few brim.

Yeah, I was down. Having a good time. But this is unacceptable by Shaq. Man, real men don't play like that, bro. And you know, I know what you're going to say. Oh, we're just making fun. No, fam, you're going to do no bullshit like that, man. Come on, Shaq. You're supposed to be a big player.

You're supposed to be out here tricking. We don't make no memes like that. No, I said last week, BBL Drizzy, somewhere down here in Texas, on the phone, probably riding horses right now, man, trying to clear his mind. They don't even love me in Toronto like that no more. See, that's one thing about people. They don't turn on you, man. One minute they love you, the next minute they hate you.

Drake didn't do nothing for y'all to do him like this. Yes, Kendrick is that guy. He knew that before he started picking with that little mother He knew K-Dot was that guy He's him He's him You don't play with K-Dot, man You see J. Cole backed out that shit quick

Man, I ain't got no problem with neither one of y'all, man I just want to ride my bicycle through New York And drink Sprite That's all J. Cole doing right now. He need to wash them mustache dreads, too. Him and Jay-Z looking like twins. But both of you go, shit, man, y'all need to do something to them damn dreads, man. That shit looking bad, man.

And any woman that laying over y'all, knowing y'all dreads, stinking mustard, trash, too. Women laying over with these mustache-ass dreads having that negro. And then while I was talking about they got standards. No, you don't. You ain't got no damn standards. You going to anybody you can get to help you pay that rent. That's what's going on. A lot of you women right now running around here booing shit.

Summertime started. You ain't trying to get no job. Trying to run your hot, funky ass down to Miami and pop that pee on them boats for them pimps. Then they get a week before school time. You want to hit a brother? You think you want to contribute to my son's school club? Hell no! And ain't.

And ain't. See, better call your father. I mean, my father ain't got no relationship. That's y'all problem. See, you better rekindle that flame. Because father ain't got no relationship. That's y'all's problem. Gee, you better rekindle that flame because you ain't getting nothing to help. Some bullshit going on out there, man. It's my job to come right here on this damn show

and report it to y'all each and every damn time. Shit, I got her. Love and don't drink. What they do at it? Shit, the White Howard vibes. RuPaul vibes. Caitlyn Jenner vibes. If you ask me. Oh, y'all, man, 2024, Caitlyn Jenner vibes, if you ask me. Y'all made 2024, the truth is being revealed.

Cat William wasn't lying. Cat William wasn't lying about nothing like that in the year of 2024. Everybody telling their truth. Ain't nobody holding nothing back. Y'all should have seen me last Thursday, down in that courtroom testifying. Shit, come here. They gave me a plaque.

They gave me a plaque. They gave me a plaque. You should have heard the people in the courtroom when I gave my testimony. It was real tears coming down on people's faces. I'm talking about real tears. They were so proud of me. They took me to Golden Corral after their testimony. Fed me. I had fish,

mashed potato, red beans, and rice. Come here. I had it all. Big sweet butter roll. Come here. I had it all Sweet butter roll, come here I had a ball But let me get serious on this show Just for a split second, man I'm tired of all these Motherfucking senseless killers going on

In the world, young rapper Foolio Just got killed the other night, 26 years Old, ain't nothing but a motherfucking baby If you ask me Did he bring it on himself? Probably so Getting in these raps, talking about the dead years old. Ain't nothing but a motherfucking baby if you ask me. Did he bring it on himself? Probably so. Getting in these raps, talking about the dead. We don't do that. We don't diss the dead.

You let the dead rest. You don't get on here talking about this person dead and I want this person dead. That shit will come back on you fam and it came back. And I know every other race kill one another. I know that. And I'm not talking about every other race I'm talking about us Blacks

Why we gotta keep killing one another Is that what Martin Luther King was fighting for Is that what Malcolm X was fighting for Is that why Harry Tillman got her short stub ass Running on that underground railroad Did she do that for that Hell no she didn't Is that why Rosa Parks

Did she do that? For this? I don't think so. Mega Evans rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now. Man allegedly looked at a white woman, whistled at a white woman, lost her life.

And you motherfucking negro want to come out here every day, steal, kill, and lie to one another. We supposed to love one another. I didn't say we supposed to like one another. But we damn so can't be hating one another. This ain't what it do. We got children, white, black, Mexican, Asian, Japanese, Korean,

that's all looking up to us, and we are failing. We are fucking failing. If this was school, we will be ineligible. Do you understand? We will be ineligible right now, man. You know, the Bible states, how can you say you love me, but hate your brother from whom I have not, you have never seen me, but you love me, but you hate your brother. Make it make sense. You've never seen me, but you love me, but you hate your brother. Make it make sense. I don't hate nobody in this world.

I don't have no enemies, thank God. There's some people I dislike, but I'm not going to get on here and down, talk to them and say there'll never be nothing in life or go out and try to harm them. That ain't me. Lord knows I can't stand my baby mama's boyfriend. Lord knows I don't like that dude. I don't like him, fam. I don't like him. Look, I'm not going to want to harm him.

I'm not going to want to kill him. I'm going to take him away from his family, yeah, but not through death, through jail. Y'all do shit another way. See, I don't play like y'all play. Y'all get mad, want to go and shoot everybody, shooting with your eye closed. Open your eyes, nigga. Open your eyes when you're shooting. I'm going to kick you in the mouth.

I'm going to put you in them cuffs. Hell, I'm going to have it where you have to start writing letters. Yeah, and make collect phone calls. It's a better way to beat people, man. You ain't got to beat people through death. You let God call these people home. You're going to be the one to call nobody home unless it's justified. Somebody breaking in your home or trying to rob you. I understand that. But for us, I'm mad at you. You said this about me. I want your jewelry. I want your money. I'm going to go out and pull a gun on you. That ain't the way to go, man. There's more life than that.

You got to understand when you take a life, you the way to go, man. There's more life than that. You got to understand when you take a life, you taking your own life, man. Sometimes we got to stop being so emotional. We are so mother and emotional in the world. We get mad and we just react.

No. There's plenty of time people don't piss duh about. I ain't never want to get mad and go run and get no gun or try to show off on a group of female because people pride getting away.

Egos getting away. Ego is getting away. There's a lot of people in that graveyard right now because their pride and ego got in the way. I witnessed it. That won't be me. Hopefully, it don't be you. Sometimes, you got to know when to walk away. Got to know, you know what? This ain't my battle, man.

I'm going to let God handle this. Oh, man. You afraid people are let God handle this. Oh, man. You afraid people are going to say you scared? Oh, you a punk? That's what you scared of? You letting words hurt you now? Words shouldn't hurt you. What another person say about you shouldn't get you out your character.

Yeah, it's okay to defend yourself, man. I ain't this. I ain't that. Whatever you say I am, I ain't that. That's cool. But y'all get mad to the point where y'all black out and want to go and harm somebody, man. Let's not do that. Let's start thinking before we make these rash decisions, man.

Because one mistake can cost you your whole life, man. There's a lot of people in the prison right now make a bad decision. It was good people. Some of y'all are saying, how can they be good people and they kiss? There's a lot of murderers that was good people, man. Just made a bad mistake. Terrible mistake. And it could cost them their whole life.

So that's work on that. That's work on our temperament, man. Because I feel like sometimes when we back us, like we'll go to our job and let our boss man talk cash money shit to us. We won't say a motherfucking word. But when we go home, when our girl or our kid say something, we snap. Look at that. Backwards. Talk that shit to your boss like you talk to your family

or your homeboy now. It's time we do, brother. Now let me get to the motherfucking sports. That's what you're here for. And that's what we're going to talk about. Yeah, we're going to talk about this shit here. The draft's coming up. Atlanta got the number one pick. What you going to talk about. Yeah, we're going to talk about this shit here. The draft's coming up. Atlanta got the number one pick. What you going to do with it, ATL?

What you, y'all need, y'all what? Y'all need to invite Future up there and let Future make a draft pick. Who y'all think Prugell going to draft? That's what I want to know. Who you think Prugell going to draft? Atlanta got the number one pick. The whole world screaming and want to know where is Bronny James going to go? We don't know, But he's going somewhere.

Some NBA team going to pick him up. Will he be a starter? Absolutely not. But will he play? You damn right. He going to get in there and play. And play some good defense. I'm sick of you Negroes getting in the coming.

The boy every four points. Motherfucker, how many did you average? Don't be showing that old ass hot leg tape. You jumping out the ring, jumping out the gym. But you didn't go to college. Why? You got on dope. Let's talk about that.

Let's talk about it. You got on dope. Sick of y'all getting on here hating on that man. He average four point when you ain't average the motherfucking thing. The boy had a heart problem, man. Boy had a heart problem. Picture you driving, having a Bugatti with bad gas. You ain't going no motherfucking well.

Because Brody J, he a Bugatti. He had bad gas last season. That's all. Now he got the right gas Watch him run like a champ I'm not saying he gonna be his daddy We know he ain't nobody gonna be wrong We know that But do I think he could be a good NBA player?

You damn right And I believe that from the bottom of my heart The reason why Because the young man work hard His father has put him in a great position to be, to excel. That's all. Now, isn't some other kid deserve more opportunity than Bronny?

Damn right! But this is a miracle. We know this shit ain't foul. Some of y'all grew up with both parents in the household. Some of us didn't. There's some people grew up in one parent household and doing better than the children that had two parents. That's all I'm saying.

So having two parents don't make it better. Having one parent don't make it worse. But I do believe and like y'all say, I do believe that by LeBron James being the father of Bronny James, he's getting all the opportunity. Absolutely. Because if you was in this same

situation, you would do it for your child too Shit, this is my son I'm going to go and do whatever I got to do for him He's mine He's my flesh and blood What did Mary J say? She said it's your child Even though it messed me up

How could you deny Your own flesh and blood Man, y'all got me singing Mary Jane here, man. I'm telling you. It's Monday. I'm feeling good, man. I'm at work today. Yeah, I went to work today talking cash.

That's what I do. When I get to my job, I don't start working. Hell no. I look around, see who's there, who ain't, who got fired. Because you know, when people get fired, they like to come through it. And I don't want to be there. Oh, no. I'm always going.

Y'all always going to hear, man, what, wasn't that work when that shoe went on? Hell no. Shit. That's one thing about me. I'll shit. I'll call in a little minute. I'll be late. I ain't going to be there.

I'll get there when I get there. Stop calling my mother. You're going to ask me why I'm here. I am why I was last time you called, fam. Stop calling me. Klay Thompson, where you going, fam? You coming back to Golden State or you going to leave? It's one of the two, fam.

You going to got four rings? Your time up, if you ask me over there in the Bay Area, your time is up. Come on to L.A. Come on to the Lakers. Your daddy played for it. Come on to the Lakers. Can y'all picture Klay Thompson with LeBron with 80 over there right now? Lakers, nigga, sugar.

J.J. Reddick was a sugar. Go and get some shooters, shooter. See, y'all be respecting the people that got shot. I respect the shooter. I respect Clay Thompson, full-time champion. Yeah, he ain't the same Clay, but he still can shoot that motherfucker. And all we need him to do is spot up. That's all.

That's all we need him to do is spot up. J.J. Reddick, you want to make Dr. Buzz proud in that graveyard? Huh? Go out and get some shoes. Go out and bring a championship to L.A. in your first year. You're going to get a whole lot of motherfucking respect you won't fail because I know I've been hard on you like two kneecaps and I'm going to stay hard on you

to your death level. I'm going to tell you to death level. You think I like Boston holding up that battle? You think I like seeing light-skinned ass Tatum happy and shit? Hell no, I don't. You think I like seeing Paul Pruitt happy? Hell no, I don't. Paul Pruitt act like he don't want another championship.

Sit your old ass down somewhere and go play with them grandkids, boy. Hell wrong with you. Shout out to Paul Pruitt, man. Paul Pruitt, good people. But you act like you just won one, fam. Sit down some damn well. You see Kendrick Perkins, he take his ass home to his family. He ain't

won shit. That's what I'm talking about. Go home to your fam, big perk. Get relaxed. A whole lot going on in the NBA, man. Where Paul George going? He going to opt in or opt out? What he doing, man? You going to stay with them Clippers or you can come next door to the Lakers, fam? You can come over here

and get it in with them. Yo, I'm going to play with Bron, man. Come on and play with AD. Matter of fact, you'll be the second option for Paul George. It'll be AD, you, and LeBron. Yeah, LeBron, time to take a backseat. You know what I'm saying? Time to take a backseat, fam. You can be assistant

coach with Reddick Reddit if you ask me. That's what I want to see. I want to see some – I want to see what y'all see in J.J. Reddit and what y'all didn't see in Sam Cassell, a four-time champion. Think he got two or three as assistant coach as well. Resume assistant coach for 15 years, and y'all go out and hire a motherfucking nobody. Only in America.

Only in America. Now, Lakers could be saying, I'm just being real on this show. We ain't gonna hold them back on this show. Not me. I'm gonna speak my motherfucking mind. Lakers could say, you know what? We just hired a brother. He didn't do good. Now, we hired a black person. Now, do good. We got to bring that stuff.

Now we hired a black person. Now can I bring in one of my kind again? That's what they could be saying. And I ain't mad at that. I don't give a damn what color the coach is. As long as that motherfucker can coach. As long as he can coach, I don't give a damn. Lakers, if y'all get this video, invite me to them training camp.

I want to come to Hawaii. I want to come up there and watch this team practice. I want to see. I want to look in their motherfucking eyes. Everyone. Bruh, you running around here hollering two or four years ago. You were chasing LeBron. I mean, chasing Michael Jordan.

But fam, I can't tell you. Fam, Michael got six of these motherfuckers. Six is no. I get on this show and talk shit about Mike, but Mike is the GOAT. 60, no. That motherfucker would never hit no game. Would never no game, son of a Mike. Now, do I think you a better all-around player than Michael Jordan?

You motherfucking right, I do. For this right here. This right here pumping boo-boo. And they need to pump blood, fam You need that fifth ring, bro You get that motherfucking fifth ring Ain't nothing I can say to you, fam You get that fifth

Cause if it was a fifth, we'd all be drunk Go and get that fifth, LeBron This the year You finna be 45 Go and get that ring, fam I don't know what A.E. doing right now But he ought to be on the beach running up them hills doing something instead of flying them damn drones. Damn them drones. I need you in the gym.

I need you eating Frosted Flakes, Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I need you eating breakfast of champions. I need you eating. A.D., I need you taking your urine pills, fam. Because this is a champion. I need you taking your urn pills, fam. Because this is your team. For all you Hagels out there, I'm telling you, the Los Angeles Lakers go for it. Anthony Davis

take us. Anthony Davis had a hell of a year last night, last year. Ain't no complaints over here for me on A.E. A.E. ain't got. But you need more urn pills, fam. That's all I'm saying. Your red and white blue cell, your red and white blood cell ain't normal. Get some iron in your system. Start back getting stronger.

Yeah, start lifting weights. Yeah, start doing squats. Start doing push-ups. Yeah, stay out that boxing gym because them hands, you ain't got it. Looking like Wilder, I tell. You don't want to look like Wilder. Yeah. You don't want to look like Wilder. Yeah, you don't want to look like Wilder, fam. He's still looking for his R&B key.

That ain't what we looking for. Devin, I ain't going to stop all this motherfucking crying you doing. Yeah, you got your zero back, but you still lost. You still lost. And for the fans out there, it wasn't that much dope in this system. It was still dope. Now, do I think Ryan whooped Devin's ass? I don't even know what I think.

It's what I've seen. It's what I know. Dope in his system or not? He whooped your ass, Devin. You see me running around here dancing and going on at the bowling alley and all this and that. Don't nobody even want to see you motherfucking fight no more, fam. Have you realized that? Don't nobody want to see you fight.

They remember the last fight. Ryan, you was on the ground, on the floor. You was on the damn floor mowing ants. I thought somebody dropped some chips or candy on the floor where you were down there like ants all over your ass. You couldn't get up. Ass in the air like a cheetah. Get your grown ass up, boy.

You and your daddy went on a campaign, and you was right. The man had dope in his system. But you can never erase that from the people's minds, bro. Tank don't want to fight you, bro. Tank seen you get your ass tore up. That boy. Devin, I like you, man. I think you're a good young man, a good boxer.

But it's just the way you went about it, bro. All this crying and going on, bro. Even when they overturned, they should have just been quiet about it. Say, look, man, it is what it is. Let's run it back and be done with it. But you going on now talking about you feeling sued him and sued Danza and all this. You want them to take the tape down? They can take the tape down all they want.

It don't mean that that ass whooping didn't happen. It don't mean that ass whooping didn't happen. The ass whooping happened, fam. It don't mean that that ass whooping didn't happen. It don't mean that ass whooping didn't happen. The ass whooping happened, fam. It happened. From the whole world saw that ass whooping, fam. That boy hit you in your motherfucking jaw and you looking for air pies. Motherfucker, you can't run

in air pies to no fight. Not in the ring and you looking for them. Come on. Come on now. I know my real fan watching this show right there. You know what, man, you telling the truth dog You ain't lying, man that boy been Crying like a mother fucker Don't nobody want to see him fight

They already said you lost to Lomachinko too Yeah, let's not forget, you ain't look good Your last two fights, you really should have Lost to Lomachinko, but they didn't They let you keep that zero on your record To help build and build these big time fights But from what I'm seeing and from the people, there's nobody that want to see you fight, bro.

Honestly, like, I think Shakur Stevenson took your spot now in this boxing thing right now. A lot of people saying Shakur ain't fought nobody, but a lot of people don't want to fight him. Nah, nah, nah. And there's some truth to both of that. Oh, man, he's boring. Hey, I said Floyd was boring, but he was steady kicking ass.

The game is not to get hit, and that's Shaquille. He ain't got no power. He got some. Ain't nobody beat him. Ain't nobody just running through him. He got some kind of motherfucking power. He got some, and y'all say pillow him. He got some of people ain't running in there like that.

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Shit. Why y'all swelling up? You say ain't running in there like that. Shit. Why y'all swelling up? You say ain't got no power, though. Like you got something about hornet. Hey, man, some young good boxers in this game. Pitbull, I think he's in the 140 range. Y'all keep wanting him to fight Tank 135, man.

Oh, he's just five pounds. Bullshit. That five pounds mean a lot to Pitbull. Solid. Pitbull grew up eating grits. See what they's just five pounds. Bullshit. That five pounds mean a lot. Shit, Pitbull's solid. Pitbull grew up eating grits. What they eat over there? Mexico grits. Flower tortillas, corn.

Yeah, Manugo. Goddamn right. I know all about that. That boy thick, thick-ass skin. Tank hit him in the head and broke his damn hand. Shit, I wouldn't fight Pitbull no more either. I told y'all that. I wouldn't fucking fight him.

Right now, who y'all that i wouldn't fight him right now who y'all got pound for pound best boxing in the world right now i say pound for pound one with bull croft going with bull right i think but the best boxer in the game right now um canelo tank chris stevenson Canelo, Tank, Chris Stevenson. Who else I thought, man? Dino Vigas. Garcia was decent. I ain't going to sit up there and knock Ryan. Ryan got some hands, man.

Let's see what Earl will do when he come back. Let's see what Earl Spence Jr. do when he come back. Let's see what Earl Spence Jr. do when he come back in October. Let's see how he perform. Will he come out and be dominant? Because if he come out and be dominant, he going to want that rematch with Bud. He going to want that

rematch with Bud. And will it be a different fight? That's why I want to ask y'all today. If Earl come out and destroy his why I want to ask y'all today. If Earl come out and destroy his next opponent, how do y'all see that next fight playing out with him and Bud? The same thing, or will it go

the distance this time? Get in the comments section right now. Let me know how do y'all see that rematch happening with Earl Spence and Bud Crawford if Earl come out and destroys his opponent this October.

Get in the comment section. Let me know right now. If you're just not tuning in to this show, we've been talking about Shaq and his BBL Drake situation. I don't know what the fuck going on with Shaq. I don't like it, man. Even when I talk to him, he tell me, man, I'm just playing around. We don't play like that, dog. We dogs.

We ain't no motherfucking Siamese cats. We dogs. We bites. We help. We grind. We drool. We drool. That's what we do. We drool out the mouth, man. We don't play like that, man. We been talking about J.J. Redick and the Lakers.

How he's going to look. We talking about Clay Thompson. Is he leaving? Is he staying at Golden State? I'm talking about Paul George. Will he be a Clipper or will he leave? I've been hearing rumors about him going to the 76ers as well. But if you at work right now, man, you can't watch this show. You can damn so listen to this show on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. All you got to do is type in the Bubba Dub Show, and there I am.

Listen to me because, yeah, I'm bringing it, that's what I do I'm bringing comedy and laughter to this show Can't nobody do it like I do it When I do it and I do it And I think y'all can agree to that We're going to keep this show rolling We got the trash of the day coming up We got the hell now segment coming up

I also want to shout out my homegirl Sha'Carri Richardson ran 10.71 seconds This week in the 100 Migos. That motherfucking girl moved. Got to give up Sha'Carri Richardson. I mean, three or four years ago, when she had weed in her system, y'all were down on her.

Y'all said she was finished? But it's amazing. It's amazing when you put that work in. It's amazing when you got that man up above in your life man you can do all things just sign a new deal with nike over 20 million well deserved baby well deserved now you need to go down and say that thing though because yeah you need to save because what we've seen it was the heart for me But nevertheless 10.7 10.71

100 meter Fastest time this year The record is by Flojo R.I.P. I think she ran 10.49 That's moving for a woman, man 10.49 R.I.P.

Flojo She was beautiful, too Oh, man Flojo was beautiful, man Thank y'all Go watch Highlights on Flojo, man. Who was beautiful?

Not only was she beautiful, she could run. I'm talking about she could run, man. And shout out to Shakari Richardson. What she's been able to do in this game right now is totally unbelievable. Another thing I want to talk to those black people about, man, when people die, stop saying they gone too soon. Some of these people be 95 motherfucking years old. Gone too soon. No, they ain't.

Them old motherfuckers, no, they ain't. Let them go on and rest. Because some of them caught hell dying. That's what I want to talk about black people. Man, people, we treat people like shit their whole life while they on earth. But as soon as they die, we want to big them up. Oh, I loved him. Oh, that was a good impression.

You a motherfucking liar. Stop giving their people when they flowers when they dead. They can't do nothing with them. They can't smell them. Give them to them right at him. Why do these women running around him? Throw ghosts. Get them motherfuckers. They flowers. Give them to them right at him. Why are these women running around him? Throw ghosts. Get them motherfuckers. They foul. Call them up. Text them.

Look here. I just want to let you know the way you go down below. Can't nobody go down below like you go down below. You go down like that. And then you boom. Explode like that submarine. That's all I'm saying. Give people they credit.

Give them they just do what they hear. Give them they just do. They deserve it. You deserve it, man. Stop being hateful. Stop hating on people. You see people doing good, you congratulate them. Hey, man. Hey, homegirl, I'm proud of you,

man. You're doing your thing. I'm so proud of you. Hey, bruh, man. I don't know you, but I just want to say I'm proud of you, fam. Keep it going. Good energy. Good energy. Come back. You wonder why God ain't blessing you? Because you got bad energy.

You got the Magic Johnson blood. Your shit bad, boy. Yeah, some of y'all got Magic Johnson blood and your shit bad, boy. You know what I'm saying? You got to be happy sometimes. You got to talk this shit up. Real talk. Magic, I sent word to you last week. You ain't hit me up up. Real talk. Imagine, I sent a word to you last week.

You didn't hit me up, fam. Where you at? Now, you talk to every motherfucking body. Come talk to me. Come talk to Doug. Say, I'll be your Dr. Phil. Come talk to me. I want to know what's going on with them damn Lakers.

I want to know what's going on with them trash-ass Commandos. Where my Commando fans at? There's still some die-hard Washington Commando right now they're watching this show ain't warning said 1991 someone number John Riggins and dirt come talk to me Hey, I'll feel how y'all do it each and every year I know she gonna say saying what you do with the Cowboys each and every year you got a point But when they get tough I run Oh, you damn right. I've gone. I've run to the next thing. Can't see the Chiefs

I'm pulling up on y'all's training camp Pat Mahone, you down there in Dallas every little week Watching the Mavericks play Problem, bad look Stay your ass in Kansas City next time, fam I don't want to see your zebra cake looking ass No motherfucking moe Unless it's on the gridiron

Andy Reid out here wearing red Air Force 1 Motherfucker, you know damn well You need me wearing some sculptures with your big bad ass feet. You know better than that shit Andy Reid. I love you fam. Can't wait to see you at training camp this year too. But you gonna need to be wearing a number of sculptures. Your feet bad Andy. You're 275 motherfucking pounds. Now you want your offensive lineman

to get down there and cut certain weight. Bitch, you cut some weight too. You gonna be illegal? Damn it, leave. My example. I know you do example? I know same thing go for your ass too, Mike McCartney. Same thing go for you?

I hear a bill like a buttwild's a cag, but you want your people to be a certain way in this way. Now you need to get down there and lose too? Man, I'm coming to get some straightening at this train account. Michael Pross, I want 25 sacks this damn year. You can do it. You can do it.

I believe in you. That goes for the rest of y'all. I mean, the other players up the front four got to do their motherfucking job. I mean, the linebackers got to hit them A caps and B caps. Got to shoot through that motherfucker like Ray Lewis used to do. It's a team effort, man. Football is a team effort. I know some of y'all right now can't wait for the football.

I can't wait either. I can't wait to talk shit. I can't wait to fire up the pit. I can't wait. I can't wait to get my liquor. What you drinking? I'll tell you later. It's some tequila, though.

That's all I can tell you. I'm drinking a certain kind of tequila. I can. I'll tell you later. It's some tequila, though. That's all I can tell you. I'm drinking a certain kind of tequila. I can't wait to tell you. Sponsors, get at me. I'll come over here and let them know what they need to be drinking. Sales are going to... Look at God. Thank God.

This is bubblegum. Come here. Come here. I'll kill you in a day or two.. Come here. Uncle today, too. Who? Shit. Uncle. Uncle do his hell no, seven today, you know?

Back it next. And we ain't holding nothing back on this show, man. It's just too much going on in the world, man. We gots to do better, man, as a whole, as everybody. We got to do better than what we doing. These kids running crazy around this mama they don't want to listen to nobody i remember growing up when a kid was disobeyed diso disobedient to their parents or to their elders they always tell me it was short in your

day so i'm saying this to you women laying in the bed don't want to give your man none i got a headache even though you ain't got no headache. Oh, I got a headache. Motherfucker, I got a drawer full of time now. What you waiting on? Being stubborn. You're shorting your days, not giving your man none. Oh, you're stubborn.

You're shorting your mother. Today, you better get on the ball. You better get on the road. Stop playing with us. Some of us men right now going to work right now, working hard, doing everything they can for their family. Then when we come home, y'all want to have a motherfucking attitude. You can have an attitude when I ain't there. When I come in this motherfucking house,

I want my plate hot. Just like Ray Charles done played well when they were getting off them buses. Get it while it's hot. You damn right. And what big head say I'm Ray? Well, the rest of you know that. You all boys, it's the damn same. You damn right. And what big head say I'm ready? Where the restroom at? You know, old boy says, damn, Sam, you putting all this shit in your own.

Mind your business. Mind your business. Hell, now, segment's gonna come up, man. Y'all stay tuned, man. We rocking the Lord over here. We ain't bullshit. Let's go. It's time for the parade. Let's go.

This is the moment everybody been waiting for. Welcome back, Unc. Where you been? What's good, Junior? I been working. You know, I been under the weather. Been mowing yours. You know, I'm here though. Talk to me.

Under the weather? Man, come on. What you really been doing, man? Come on now. You know you don't get sick. I really don't. You know, I can't really talk about it on this show. You ain't.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Let's get straight to it. Let's get straight to it. Unc is back on the Hell Nah segment. Let's go. Unc. Talk to me. Back in them days, man. Man,

them summers be so hot, so hot. Man, would you ever do that Million Man March in that weather? Hell no! Hell no, boy! I can't. I don't even work in 70 degree weather. Hell no. I no, boy. I can't. I'm not even working 70 degree weather. Hell no. I think Martin Luther King

with some damn fools marching in that damn weather. But you know, all I pick on him, but hell no. I wasn't doing it. I saw him and Jesse. I saw Martin Luther King

and Jesse Jackson down there in Salem. I seen him. I was in my car. I had one of them Cadillacs. I had one of them 60. You had one of them Cadillacs? had one of them You had one of them Cadillacs

I pulled up on A.C. A.C. Blowing snow Junior As I say man I appreciate what Y'all doing

But I think Y'all some Goddamn fools Marching in this Goddamn Marlon King Had two or three Holes with him

Then No he didn't Damn I'd be down If he didn't He took One of my Holes

I'm just being real That's what that's about. He took your hoes up. He did. But, you know, play up. You know, real men recognize real. So, it's all good. Oh, okay, okay.

Got another one for you. What you got? Did you used to pick cotton back in the day? Hell no. Boy, I couldn't pick no damn cotton. Still ain't going to pick no damn cotton. My daddy picked cotton. He got whips.

All that shit cost his damn back. I couldn't have grew up in them times. Boy, I picked no goddamn cotton. Still ain't going to pick no damn cotton. My daddy picked cotton. He got whips and all that shit cost his damn back. I couldn't have grew up in them times. I ain't pick up my own goddamn clothes off the ground when I drop from there. That's what your Amy do. That's what she's in for. Then you wonder why she got an attitude all the time. That's just a woman. Woman, I

don't have attitude shit. But hell, other than that, I ain't picking up shit but that money. When I go to them strip clubs, they throw that money now, I pick shit up. When they throw it in the club, you do what? I pick shit up. My damn... You a fool. You a big fool.

You know how I roll. You got another one. What you got? Did you graduate from high school? Hell no. Boy, I ain't graduate from no goddamn high school. Boy, I was running moonshine. Moonshine? I was running moonshine. I ain't have time for no goddamn school. Hell Boy, I was running moonshine. Moonshine? Running moonshine. I ain't had time for no goddamn school. Hell no, I was running moonshine, getting that money, running moonshine and doing numbers for Colleen Stowe.

Yeah, for Colleen Stowe. Mr. Colleen Stowe, he's one of them Italian mobs. You know, I grew up in the mob. They love me. You grew up in the mob? I'm the only color that they allowed to run numbers with. They knew I wouldn't get over them. See, they knew that. They knew I wasn't going to get over them. How do you feel comfortable working with the mob? They love me that they allowed to run numbers with. They knew I wouldn't get over on them. See, they knew that. They knew I wasn't gonna get over.

How do you feel comfortable working with the mob? They love me and I love them. You know what I mean? Good Christmases with them. Colleen Stoll and them. Yeah, good people, man. I love them. I remember you used to give me them race cars and stuff. I was wondering how you was getting them. That's where it came from. I didn't have numbers in that moonshine. And it came with batteries. Everybody else didn't have no batteries.

Mine came with batteries. I'm the best uncle in the world, I know. Yes, you are. Yeah, I'm like, I am. I'm like, speaking of that.

Since you're the best uncle, talk to me. We got to make sure you help change the world, but I got to ask you because I don't know. Change the world? Hell no. You going to two guys?

Did you used to vote? Hell no, boy. I couldn't vote. Hell, I can't read, right? How the hell am I going to vote? Hell no.

I be lying, though. I said, y'all go down there and vote for this person, that friend. I ain't going down. Boy, I ain't saying no. Vote down. Hell, I can't read them, right? How the hell am I going to vote? Hell no. I'd be lying though. I'd say, y'all go down and vote for this person, that person. Boy, I ain't never voted. I'm 75. Boy, I ain't never voted. Hell. You ain't vote for Reagan? Who? Reagan. Hell no. I ain't vote for no goddamn Reagan. I vote

for Nixon. Oh, okay. That damn Watergate. Y'all let shit run on again. Yeah. I got one more for you, Uncle. Talk to me. Man, did you ever eat any of that Tater Tot casserole? Tater Tot?

Baby, I ain't never heard of no goddamn Tater Tot casserole. You ain't heard of it? Hell no. Hey, man. No way, shit. Microwave shit. See, y'all microwave babies. I'm on the stove, baby.

I'm off the goddamn stove, baby. So you didn't do stove top. You did what? Dressing? Goddamn right, boy. I'm not dressing up. Why are you dressing up? I don't eat no stove top. You did what? Dressing? God damn right, boy. I'm a dresser. I eat dressing. I don't eat no stove top.

That's that white folk shit, boy. Come on. You eat stove top. Oh, Mr. Jeffrey didn't eat that stove top shit. I go over there and I do a little work for him. Chop wood and bring it in the house. And he's like, Bubba, you know what they call you back there. They call all black people Bubba.

I don't know. My name's Junior, but I ain't going to correct them white people because they put something on your ass back then. I'm going to hell. They say, you want some stove-type stuff? I don't. That's what I tell them. I don't.

I ain't going on that shit. Hell, marriage, I'm sweating over that shit. There ain't no season on it. So, see, I say, no, I'm good. Until next time, I'll see you again. Give me a little change and I'll go on down there and give me one of them gauze, you know, I like to get them gauze,

you know, and put them things in them gauze and then I see stars. Oh, I ain't going to even ask you no more questions about that,

man. You're going to get us in trouble. I appreciate you coming on the show, man. Anything else you got for us? I'm good,

man. Like I said, I'm back. I'm healthy. I'm feeling myself again. My pills came in. Oh, yeah, I ain't in trouble tonight, boy. I ain't in trouble. Oh, man. I'm good, man. Like I said, I'm back. I'm healthy. I'm feeling myself again. My pills came in. I ain't in trouble tonight, boy. I sent the grandkids

back home to my kids and them. I'm going to get a little freaky tonight. I'm a freaky 69, God. I'm a freaky 69. We got to let you go, Uncle Man. Till next time. See y'all later now. Thank y'all. Hey, everybody. Hey, man. Welcome back. I told y'all Uncle's back.. Thank y'all. Hey, everybody. Hey, man.

Welcome back. I told y'all Unc was back. I told y'all Unc was going to show out, man. That's what Unc do. Hopefully, y'all love that Hell No segment, man. That's Unc thing. I let him do his thing. I let him come on real.

I'm going to start letting y'all ask Unc questions, too. Let y'all call in. Let y'all talk to Unc. Let Unc give y'all some game. Hopefully, Unc can encourage y'all. Everything he's going to say probably be Hell No. So, you got to be careful what you ask him. Got to go straight

into this trash of the day. My trash of the day going to Devin Haney. Tread! All that motherfucking crime you doing, you need to be in somebody's gym at the bowling alley. I'm going to take a year off. You need more than that to get your motherfucking mind right. Your mental ain't right, fam. You're lost.

You got drug out through that motherfucking ring four, five months ago. Everybody saw it. Stevie Wonder saw it. Ray Charles woke up with a Pepsi drinking sour. You got the right one, baby. That's what he said about Ryan Garcia putting them paws on your ass. I need you to come back bigger,

better, and stronger, David Haney. I still believe in you, fam. I still think you can do it. Floyd done put them damn tapes out on you and damn tank boxing. I don't fucking like it. Fuck that spawn sex. No match has ever been more than spawn. I want to see you under the bright lights.

I done saw you under them, Devin, and you didn't perform well at all. You need some new oil in your engine. That 10-quad WI ain't working. Bitch, you need some 1040 in your engine. That 10-quad W-Y ain't working. Bet you need some 10-40 Y. That's what you need. Need some WD-40. Something. You're squeaking. If you're watching this show, then y'all

know this show is one of them. It's one of them. And I can't wait the motherfucking football season. We're going rock and roll. Shout out to the WNBA. Goddamn, Ange Marie said 26.15 rebounds. Come here, big, long, chocolate motherfucker. You come here.

Come here. Lord, make some angel reach. Yes, I do. Oh, let me take you on a date. Oh, come on. I come to Chicago. I come to Chicago To the Windy City And get you

And we all Shout out to the WNBA man Every show we gonna shout them women out They doing their thing We gonna congratulate them women man Everybody pulling up To them games now man See

I ain't the only one going Everybody going now You need to be going too Ain't nothing else going on Go to them baseball games And check out my Astros They doing what You need to be going too. Ain't nothing else going on. Going to be on a baseball game and check out my Astros. They doing what they supposed to be doing. Yeah, I'm a big Astros fan, man.

Real talk. Reggie Jackson, I know you endured a lot in your baseball days, man. Have we seen your comment about the racism going on back then? We know time was tough back then in the era y'all played in. It was even tougher than it is today. We just want to thank you for your contribution, not only to the baseball, but to the world that you did for us. When it's racism, man, we're still racism going on. It's not like it is, like it used to be, but it's still going on. But we're not going to let that stop us. We're's racism, man, we're still racism going on. It's not like it is, like it used to be, but it's still going on. But we're not going to let that stop us. We're not going to let that

hinder us. Them are just ignorant people. That's racist. They're just ignorant people. That's all. And you don't have to be racist to be white. You know what I'm saying? You can be all colors. To be a racist, hating against the form of people of that color, that's not cool. If you're a racist,

if you're a racist, you're trash. You should be able to love anybody regardless of their color, man. It's not right. It's America, a land of the free. We should love someone because we love them. We shouldn't hate them because of their color, man. We've been broke down in barriers, man.

Let's do better, America. Y'all keep saying y'all want to make America great again. Well, I can't fucking tell. I can't tell. Hey, man. Thank y'all for tuning in today's show, man. If you're watching this show, then you already know this show being presented by Prospects. That's right.

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We all in one So with that being said I'm going to be down there in Memphis this weekend I'm going to be down there in Memphis at Chuckles Friday and Saturday Grab them tickets Come see me I'm telling you the truth

Ask some people down there in Jackson, Mississippi They can pull up and see me Shout out to my people down there in Jackson Y Mississippi. They can pull up and see me. Shout out to my people down in Jackson, man. Y'all treated me like a king. Thank y'all so much for the time we had. But we're moving on down to the Memphis. Going down there to BB King BBQ.

Going to Rendezvous. We're going everywhere down there in Memphis. I'm going to be going to Elvis. Going to Graceland, too. And we're going all over. I'll see y'all again when I see y'all. I'm out.