Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Steph Cookin’, Lakers Foldin’, Grizzlies Trashh!! & Dub Bringing That Real Talk!

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

Bubba Dub is BACK with another wild one after watching the Rockets vs. Warriors showdown!He kicks things off with some Easter and 4/20 confusion (how y’all celebrating both at the same time??) a...nd a hilarious joke about KFC dropping chicken-flavored toothpaste!Game Recap - Rockets vs. Warriors: • Warriors snagged the W! • Jaylen Green disappeared, Fred VanVleet couldn’t hit a shot (missed 19!), and Jabari Smith Jr. gotta toughen up. • Meanwhile, Steph Curry cooked like usual, and Buddy Hield gave unexpected heat.Golden State’s championship DNA still strong!Lakers vs. Timberwolves Game 1: • Lakers came out flat! • LeBron was way too passive, role players looked shaky, and Timberwolves hit a crazy amount of 3s. • Bubba Dub gives Anthony Edwards BIG props for that aggressive mindset.Real Talk and Life Lessons: • Lakers need defense and ENERGY. Rockets need more than just star showouts. • Bubba dives deep into work ethic, toxic relationships, and why supporting mediocrity gotta stop! • Drops honest gems about giving to women before taking care of mama—and admitting HE needs therapy too.NBA Playoff Predictions: • Clippers vs. Nuggets? 7-game battle! • Cavs will dominate. Heat might sneak 1 game. • Orlando Magic? Talented but ain’t ready yet.Personal Stories and Hilarious Moments: • Bubba tells a wild story about a cougar trying to move in with him… and how he ended up oiling her up like a “baby seal” (you gotta hear this one!) • Plenty of grown-folks humor and crazy visuals!Reflections and Motivation: • No, Bubba didn’t sign no $100M deal (yet)—but he’s dreaming BIG. • Encourages everyone to stay real, trust God over people, avoid drama, and focus on growth.Career Journey: • Left Blue Bell Ice Cream to chase his dream during COVID. • Talks about sacrifices, fake friends, and why loyalty beats blood. • Excited to bring new family characters and comedy flavors to the stage!Final Words: • Thanks the fans for the love and support! • Bubba Dub is locked in for 2025 — positive mindset, bigger dreams, bigger moves!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume Hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. Make sure you keep your notifications turned on over here. Hopefully everybody had a great Easter, you know, the day Jesus rose. I've been kind of complex, you know, kind of like today just about the whole thing about Easter and NS420. You know what I'm saying? We smoking and thinking about what Jesus died for our sins. Man, I don't know, man. For me, you can't die in two months.
Starting point is 00:00:51 One money dying more, next month, next... I don't know no damn more. I don't. I'm confused now. I don't know what's going on no more. I don't know what's going... KLC making some motherfucking toothpaste that tastes like chicken. Do y'all see what the fuck they're doing?
Starting point is 00:01:10 KFC is making some motherfucking toothpaste. They say, I'm gonna get you new grows to brush your teeth one way or another. Y'all motherfucking niggas love chicken. I'm gonna make some toothpaste that tastes like chicken. Fuck out of him. And this will be really the brushing their teeth with the KFC toothpaste. Watch. Watch.
Starting point is 00:01:34 But back to the game we just got through watching the Rockets, Golden State. Golden State pulled it off. Jalen Green, you didn't do nothing tonight fam. You mean, you ain't, I mean, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is nice, fam. You mean, is Dre still cooking for you? Cause they ain't gonna get it. Brad Van Fleet done took 19 motherfucking shots. Ain't hit none of them. It ain't so nice to go. Some nice you gonna have it, some nice to go.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Some nights you gonna have it, some nights you not. But as a player, you know when it's not your night. So you need to contribute other way, okay? Boom, boom, boom. My side ain't going. I'm gonna get some rebounds. I'm gonna get some assists. I'm gonna get some steals.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I'm gonna get some blocks. You can do a motherfucking thing tonight to help ace time. Nothing. And Jabari and what's it Jabari green? Fam. Fam. You got to shoot the ball more fam. Jabari, my bad.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Junior. You got to shoot the ball more fam. I mean, your team needs you. I know it's just game one. Not no reason to panic, but I feel like AicTown played a terrible game tonight. They shot the ball bad And Kugos to Steph. Steph went out. Jimmy Butler contributed tonight. I don't know. I'm gonna tell y'all something Y'all might not pay attention to tonight. Curr didn't even play Kamingo He had Buddy Hill and Buddy Hill wasn't doing a motherfucking thing Buddy Hill and Buddy Hill gonna do the motherfuckin' thing.
Starting point is 00:03:10 So you got more trust in Buddy Hill over in there? Ain't no damn way, but nevertheless, Rock is down, 0-1 right now. No need to pang it though, I feel like this series gonna go seven games. But check out the Steph tonight, he did what Steph do. You know he gonna have to come back with a bounce back game from the regular season when they were doing them up so y'all gotta understand though man going state
Starting point is 00:03:32 championship DNA right no matter what I know the same players ain't on the team no more but they still got Stefan Kramer and that's all you need right as all you need like real talk. So Golden state up one. Oh right now y'all already know how I'm feeling Uh, boy my mind how I'm feeling about these motherfucking Lakers last night. They didn't do a motherfucking thing Yeah, I'm mad, but I also know that LeBron James He likes to call it a feel-like game We've been 100 if you're a brown fan if you've been following LeBron James over the years,
Starting point is 00:04:06 game ones, he really ain't really just gave a damn about. But for me, as a 40-year-old, as a legal, the team go as you go. You come out playing South, the team gonna fucking play South. And that's what they did the other night. I'm still pissed off behind that game man and some things I want to break down in that game y'all understand Minnesota hit 21 motherfucking threes do y'all really think Minnesota gonna hit
Starting point is 00:04:34 21 threes again? No. Y'all think Medellin is gonna go 9 for 11 again? No. That shit ain't gonna happen. You're gonna get credit and credit where it's due. They hit they motherfucking shots. Lakers didn't hit they shots. Let me break it down to you. Louis played 30 minutes, y'all. 30 minutes, nine motherfucking points. Nigga, you should've stayed in the bed.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Jackson Hayes, you played 36 minutes, one motherfucking point. How can you wake up, work workout, eat, go back home, smoke with your girl, get you some, get dressed up, baby I'm gonna go out here and score one point. Who does that shit? Couldn't it be something that we made a machine that we could put on you and it could dictate or determine how many points you gonna score that night So if I put a machine on them to you and it tell me you ain't gonna give me with seven points tonight
Starting point is 00:05:32 Motherfucker you ain't playing K.O. Cole Because we're fucking terrible all the night and I do mean terrible and I'm not making no damn excuses for those niggas But I know one thing them damn dispensary better not sell those niggas nothing in here. Luka, the only one that came to ball last night, he ain't playing no motherfucking defense though. And I love Luka, he gonna give you all the offense in the world but he ain't fit to play no damn defense. Move your goddamn feet, boy!
Starting point is 00:06:07 How long is it get, move your feet, move your feet. You can't do nothing there, but you can walk your ass to that goddamn refrigerator two, three in the goddamn morning snacking. And that's what's wrong with the goddamn world now, them damn snacks. You niggas need some meals. world down them damn stacks. You n**** need some meals.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Vanderbilt 14 minute, two point, Vincent 25 minute, three motherf***ing points. That's all you can give me? Three goddamn points? Pad time, you want to walk in there clapping and going on like everything all right. Nigga, I'm choking your ass in there. And I blame Bruin. 40 or not, you on the motherfucking floor, I'm blaming Bruin. You gotta set the tone, fam. And I know it's game one, but it's illegal.
Starting point is 00:07:02 You go in the locker room and you tell me motherfucker Me and Luca are getting out open shot hit your motherfucking shots if you're gonna hit your shots you won't be here next year nigga Ruin a house you talk like You'll be playing for the fingers son of that shit nigga if you gonna start hitting them shots You're gonna start hitting them shots? Overall, Laker just didn't shoot the ball. Laker shot the ball, what, 39%. I mean, they shot the ball 51%. They were just on fire from the three-point line.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Sometimes when you play teams, that's just what it is. Like, they're gonna be on fire, ain't nothing you can do. But for me, it's all about the effort. It's all about communication out on the court. And that just wasn't third game one, pretty sure. It's like LeBron say, just game one, just to fill our game. I know game two, I know game two. You motherfucker better go and get it.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Y'all better go and get done, damn cute. You gonna wanna go down, old toe? Go on and play the middle soul? You gonna wanna do that? You gonna wanna get Ant-Man the notion that he got you? Cause that young motherfucker gonna come out bawling and nothing and everything. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Ant-Man don't give a damn. If you got a young man who says, I don't give a damn. I'm gonna give you the money. I don't want to be in the child life. That's a dangerous motherfucker. Some can get mad at you, some can't. But that's a dangerous young motherfucker right there. You can't handle him. Can't stall a nigga like that. He nothing in there, goddamn thing. I don't mind me on myself.
Starting point is 00:08:49 Yeah, but I'm nothing in Cougars. Them hoes can't have no motherfucking kid. Help them. That's the only difference between me and that man. We both got in this hole, but he getting them pregnant. I'm not. I'm nothing getting out the bed. I'm going about my business.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Now I'm a lady,'m nothing getting out the bed. I'm going about my feelings. Now I'm a lady. You a powerful community. So, yeah, my mother said, yes, down on one, I don't like you. You know I like to win. You know I like to talk shit. But I got to be a realist on this show. The down on one, it's not the end of the world. The Brundom been down on one a one couple times and still want to series now
Starting point is 00:09:25 Well, I'm thinking game two. They're gonna be a little bit more Focused they're gonna be a little bit more physical game, too I look for the Lakers come out and get a lead early in game two and just coast all the way to victory That's just the way I see it. This is the play better. Then you Smith will play better Jackson Hayes a month fucking play. Everybody will play better in game two. And it gets simple as that. But that's the playoffs though, y'all. It's exciting time right now in the NBA right now. And I'm just thankful that I can just sit back and watch the game and enjoy what I'm seeing from Ant-Man, like I say.
Starting point is 00:10:04 and watch the game and just enjoy what I'm seeing from Ant-Man, like I say. You know, he took the Mav last year, you know, took a brink and he's right back again. He don't have court at the town no more. He got blown head gasket, Julius Round over there. But nevertheless, it's going to be a good series. I see the series going six games with the Lakers. That's just what I'm seeing. I'm seeing the Wolves fans in the coming.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Man, Wolves in five. Okay, motherfucker. Keep thinking that If you think the tip middle shoulder Timber Wolf gonna beat the Lakers in five. I'm telling you right now you won't pop You won't pop cuz don't think Luca ain't gonna come back I got game two and it's gonna fall again and it's gonna fall to your guineas. White boy got fire in his goddamn eyes. When a white boy got fire in his eyes, you think he'll hit you in trouble. If you think I'm a ass to Indians, come here. This my motherfucking man.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Now I want it. White man, I'll smore off your ass. Don't you think, Luke, I ain't what you think. Paying attention to what's going on. Folk 20 at the crib, got his durag on, got his Johnny-Dang grill in, got his ice on, he's gonna get the crib. Got his Durag on. Got his Johnny Dane grill in. Got his ice on. He's smoking big.
Starting point is 00:11:08 He's been burning right now. That's all. Y'all ain't know who's gonna rock those ass. Any guy that grew up on Johnny Dane? So as a Laker fan, if y'all watch tonight, I'm not concerned not one bit. Now we go down on two, I'm gonna be some motherfucking problem. But right now I'm not concerned
Starting point is 00:11:33 about what went on in game one. I'm just a little upset how LeBron came out and didn't take a shot. I mean, didn't make it in the score of Bassett in the first quarter. I didn't like that. I like this. Like it's like as a legal, your other team like me and Bron ain't even really going all out. So shit, quarter. I didn't like that. As a legal, your other team, like,
Starting point is 00:11:45 man, Barang ain't even really going all out. So, shit, I guess I ain't either. You can't have that. You got to have it in the mentality of all the players. Bro, we balling out tonight, no matter what. Balls took a while. I'm getting the rebound. You setting screens. I'm going to get the assist. I'm going to get the points., it gotta be some motherfucking communication going on in the gym. And I think I like JJ Reddick as a coach. I feel like he would have them boys ready for game two. It'll be a different ball game, game two.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Might still be a close game, but I still got the Lakers beating the Minnesota Timberwolves, twos tonight. Y'all talk to me, let me know what y'all think from y'all observations of the first game. But that just what I seen and my observation of it. But switching over right now, I seen the Bucks. Bucks lost to the Pacers. Youngers had 36, he was the only one doing something. Nobody else on the Bucks did a the Pacers. Uh, Youngers had 36. He was the only one doing something.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Nope, nobody else on the Bucks did a motherfucking thing. Damn you on the bench. You ain't playing. You talking shit. Shut up, nigga. You shut your ass up until you get back in uniform. Because they got to deal with Halliburton over there. You don't.
Starting point is 00:13:03 I hate instigators. I feel like they ain't no instigators. God damn it. Real talk. Ain't no difference between me and my homeboy. God damn it. Me and this dude supposed to fight. I didn't really want to fight.
Starting point is 00:13:12 My heart about to jump out my motherfucking chair. I didn't really want it. But my partner was like, you know what I'm saying? Everybody like, man, y'all don't do that. In my mind, I'm like, yeah, let's not do it. But my partner, now they got to get it on What you think about I'm a no no no no no fight, but I don't really want to physically fight my partner
Starting point is 00:13:41 No, no, no, don't let him get it out this way. I don't want to get it out the way, dog. Everybody, I wasn't born like you was born, dog. You been fighting ever since you were 12 years old, nigga. I had, you know, I ain't had to go through all that, damn. I was in church every Sunday, man. I ain't, I ain't, this ain't my culture. I really watch boys in the hood. Come on, man. We always gonna have them instigator. And my partner was one of them motherfuckers, man. That's why he in jail right now. My partner in jail right now, man,
Starting point is 00:14:16 cause he was that type of, I seen it a long time ago. You know what I'm saying? The teachers saw it. They told me, you don't need to be hanging with him. He bad news. He ain't gonna never be nothing in life. And if you hanging with him, you gonna go right down with him. They was right. That wet teacher at that school,
Starting point is 00:14:38 she had an eye for shit like this. And she saw it in my homeboy. She saw it. And she wasn't lying, man. And I bumped into Miss Mason at the store and I gave her a hug and I just want, I just told her, thank you, cause you saved my life, man. Cause my partner ain't shit, he wasn't gonna never be shit. And I told his baby mamas that before they even had kids
Starting point is 00:15:02 by this siren motherfucker that he wasn't gonna be shit. I told them all, man. I predicted, I tried to tell them. Now, it ain't coming to me. Yeah, you right. I, you know, I should have just gave you some. Now, I'm not gonna try to double back now, man. Bitch, I told you when I was up that pit, you 140 pounds. You 230, I can't do nothing with you. Look at me. See, I can't hold you 230. That's a goddamn bull constrictor, Nelton.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I'm a goddamn grass snake. I can't handle no bull constrictor, Nelton. That's how they women do you though? Just like my baby mama jumpin' online I'm healin' y'all I'm workin' on me That bitch teed my car last night Do you hear me?
Starting point is 00:15:56 She teed my other fuckin' car last night And I don't know who told her I'm rich It's all broke, it's the internet These ain't even my, say purple shirt. My homeboy shirt Then jumping online I got two or three jobs, I don't need no nigga, but you're begging me for goddamn That's his money though. I got the messages Making memes and everything and all that but my message, you ain't fucking changed yet. You a dirty evil motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:16:32 And I'm sick of the internet dragging me at the line, but the dub ain't a good man, but the dub ain't a good friend, but the dub ain't a good father, I'm sick of it. Tell my go out, man, you need to be doing this and that. How you know I ain't? How you know I ain't? Now I made a comment the other day about how y'all were running
Starting point is 00:17:00 y'all asked to get church house on Easter but the whole time I was talking about my damn self. I was in church today. Come here. Clean them up. I know y'all see me. I gave everybody in church today a goddamn hug. It means I got her early. I was in the front row. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Yeah. Yeah. I got the hell right. I wanted to be seen too. Yeah. When it passed the playground, I pulled out a nine-two. Yeah. Come here.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It looked like I had $10,000, but it was number 375. Come here. come here. Come here. Damn Easter, it's time to show out. It's time to be seen, baby. Yeah, I know how we are, black people. We ain't never had nothing. See, when we get a little something, we gonna show it out.
Starting point is 00:18:00 We want the world to know, goddamn it. Ain't just like no different. Some of y'all niggas working at your job, working hard. You go out there and get you a new car, then you go and you drive. You can't wait to get to work the next day. You go first, motherfucker, at work. You're normally the last one,
Starting point is 00:18:13 but when you got the new car, got your new truck, you want everybody to see you. Yeah, I got it, come here. Yeah! It's okay, you want to be seen. It's the real world, baby. And nobody, they don't say nowhere in the Bible where they say you ain't supposed to feel good, man.
Starting point is 00:18:34 They say enjoy the fruits of your labor. That's what you're doing. I don't see no problem with it. But sometimes at these jobs, man, you go and get you a new car. You peep at your job store hating on you. Now you're cutting your hours back. Now they writing you up for this and that. You know I ain't lying to you. It's some niggas on here right now that only got a new car in the job store hating on them or even later more. Sometimes you got to go and get that new car. But leave it at the house. Don't drive that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Go what? Let him talk. I seen a new cool car like that now. Man, it's my people car. Whole time is yours. Sometimes you got to keep shit to yourself, baby. People don't want to see you doing better than them. Damn!
Starting point is 00:19:29 Telling y'all some real shit here tonight, man. I'm not gonna lie to y'all, man. I'm gonna tell y'all about the shit that's going on in my life each and every day. And I'm sick of y'all. I'm at my motherfucking breaking point. I'm sick of my baby. I'm with them. They picking at me, man. They, they, they suing me, man.
Starting point is 00:19:42 You know what I'm saying? They calling up her to my job, telling these motherfuckers, I'm doing me, man. You know what I'm saying? They calling up for too much job, telling these motherfuckers, I'm doing this and that. They telling them I'm running these hoes. In and out of my house. I ain't doing that. I'm not running no motherfucking hoes. Nugget it.
Starting point is 00:19:54 But that's what, that's the woman out. No, that's the woman. That me. I'm a father, I got girls. And I'm running a hoes. I don't deal with hoes. I don't. But I just wanted to get the guy off my chest tonight how I'm feeling.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Let's get back to the sports game. Denver Nuggets, the fixed LA Clippers by 2 earlier tonight. Jamal Murray was back. Good game by the way. Good game by the way. James Harden look good. I know I kind of been down on James Harden throughout the years, but he's just been jokes. But James Harden stepped up the other night. Russell Westbrook definitely stepped up, hit a big three, singing to overtime. I got that series going seven games Clippers and Nuggets. I got going seven games Kawhi balling out. It gets the Denver gets different to me and as if they ain't the same team as they won the championship of course they had
Starting point is 00:20:55 Carl Welp hope and a couple more guys on their team, but they just ain't the same team for me I can really see the Clippers winning this series in seven. I don't know how y'all feeling, but I can see the Clippers winning this series against the Nuggets in seven. I really do. The penetration of Paul's or James Harden getting to the hole, creating only for itself and others. Respect Pyle to have a better game than he had the other day. It's just going to be a good series though,
Starting point is 00:21:26 but I see it going seven. Y'all let me know how y'all see that series going between the Nuggets and the Clippers. You know, I'm really pissed off at the other game that they are seeing in the West. I know y'all watch this bullsh** game. The Thunder played a JV team in the f**kingg grizzlies they lost by 51 motherf*****g elvis rolling over in this damn grave right now y'all know by 51
Starting point is 00:21:54 all that motherf*****g fighting in the plane to get her and lose by 51 goddamn points I'm gonna need you to start blowing motherfuckers off. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to start blowing motherfuckers off. Because you didn't play Waffle Damn. Bane didn't play Waffle Damn. Jackson didn't play Waffle Damn. It's Oklahoma, it's goddamn Oklahoma that much goddamn better'all I wanna know I'm gonna kill myself in this motherfucker It's oklahoma that much better than y'all I wanna know
Starting point is 00:22:30 Ain't no way a NBA team 51 motherfuckin points Literally Blew all my motherfuckin pics That's what I'm really mad about to be on Blew all my motherfucking pics, that's where I'm really mad about to be on. Blew all my motherfucking pics in these blow out ass games. Same way with the Celtics. Yeah, I'm so
Starting point is 00:22:57 motherfucking frustrated man, these blow out ass games. We pushing for a play in to get these certain teams in and these motherfuckers don't even need to be in Jason Jason Tatum look like trash today probably the best player in the motherfuckers, no! Jaylen Jaylen Brown the cut his hair off, ass Jalen Brown done cut his hair off? Yes. Motherfucker can't still 20 points, no damn mo. Y'all know A-Lion.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Jalen Brown ain't been the same since he cut his motherfucking hair. They got Pritchett going off over there. They got Al Pisa, uh-uh. Or what's his name? Devin White over there going off. Everybody on Boston ballin'. Bullshit.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Bullshit ad teams. Just in the damn way, if you ask me. These teams are just in the way. They ain't doing shit. Man, if you're watching this show, man, it's being presented by Pride Speaks, man. Down on the right, scan their barcode, put in my promo code, Trash with the two H's, man. You put $5 in, they're gonna give you $50. Real talk. More or less on your favorite player.
Starting point is 00:24:21 So if you like Tate them, and they got Tate them down for 23 points, you either put more or less. They might have Dre Mongrin for four and a half assists. More or less. They may have Currie down for four and a half threes. More or less. That's all. It ain't that hard.
Starting point is 00:24:39 But if you gonna do it, do it with my promo code if you ain't already done it. Dress. And if you can't watch my show show and you only just wanna listen to it cuz you got your job and you know what I'm saying, you gotta put your headphones on. Go to Apple Podcast, go to Spotify, type in the bubble-dub show, man. Stop bullshitting, man, and let's get to this money. Let's get to the motherfucking money, cuz Trump in office right now.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Sit little iffy. It ain't the same as we thought it would. We been bamboozled. But we still gonna get this on chicken motherfucker some time. But my grandma ain't got time right now. My grandma wore black Air Force to church today. I said, grandma, it's Easter. Wear a dress.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I'm wearing black Air Force One, baby, because the preacher might wanna lock them doors. I'm gonna fight my way out this shit Now y'all see what things done come to my grandma wearing black or forces to church Because she say she feel like the pastor might lock them doors. She gonna fight her way out I can't even be mad at Granny. Like I say, they Easter. I fall up in church clean than a motherfucker. My pastor had on a custom-made necklace made by who? Johnny Dane. The pendant said Big Money. Now I said, man, that's what it said. His pendant said big money. When I walked in there that motherfucker see me, I lit up like
Starting point is 00:26:08 Money, money, yeah, yeah Money, money, yeah, yeah Nip Motherfucker, I'm not donating no more for you and the First Lady To go on vacation. You better call Johnny Dane damn No Baby, I might be hate. I'm sorry. I might be hate ain't no way my pastor supposed to have a gold custom necklace
Starting point is 00:26:39 I'm Johnny Dane that necklace 30,000 Independence said big money and that motherfucker was sparkling. Do you hear me? I'm talking about sparkling. And all the women in the church, including my grandma, had eyes on the past. That nigga was glowing. Oh, that nigga was glowing. But the spirit came over me. And I went after church.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I went to the first leg and told her, God ain't pleased with your husband. He ain't making no mockery out of God. Ain't no way that nigga puppy wearing that kind of jeery in church. And I'm hungry and starved. I got the... Yeah, pastor come on up here to the hospital.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I got somebody that need prayer. Will he come in now? Come in? Yeah, look, I... Niggas, you know my mom and grandma only got... God... What? I'll choke the dog shit out of the house, you know.
Starting point is 00:27:43 I'm not playing. I just want to be done come to you today. What? I don't choke the dog shit out of the pastor. I'm not playing. That's just what we gonna come to today. And that's just what I'm on right now, man. I wanted to be the only one in church today, no lie. I wanted to be the only one in the synagogue. But the pastor had other plans. But I went in now. He was already in that motherfucker's synagogue. Chain on, diamonds
Starting point is 00:28:06 in your ring and everything, had his nails done and shit, past that is going on. I just keep doing, huh? He was fly. He was fly. New car? Yeah, he had one of them new. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Cadillac, brand new. Yep, 2025. Come here. Damn. That should be me rolling up like that. But I know my time will come, so I'm not going to really, you know what I'm saying? It's really hard for me too much. I know my time won't come for me to have that. That's the only thing right now though, boy.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I'm not bullshitting. And you know me, I am. I'm not putting that kind of big money in the church. Like I said, I put 375. I'm not putting no more in there, no more in there. Hell no. Mm-mm. I'm not going that kind of big money in the church. Like I said, I put 375. I'm not putting no more in there, no more in there. Hell no. Mm-mm, mm-mm. Not gonna do it.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Y'all let me know if I'm right or wrong about me not contributing to the church no more because my pastor out here shine harder than a moth. Yeah, I see a man y'all got pissed in series too. I watched that game too. Yeah, I see a man, y'all got Pistons series too. I watched that game too. The Knicks won that game just to Pistons. It was a good game for the simple fact, but Cade Cunningham, you know, what's that dude
Starting point is 00:29:15 that got from Toronto and Knicks? A newbie, however you say his name. He had played great defense on Cade Cunningham. Cade Cunningham didn't really get off like he should have got off. I mean Tobias Harris, you know, anytime Tobias Harris is your leading score, you're not going to fucking win. I'm sorry. I like Tobias Harris, he's a good dude, but there ain't nobody that y'all won't as your leading score. But I can see the Detroit Pistons coming back tomorrow and tying that game up in New York.
Starting point is 00:29:43 But it just depend because tomorrow tomorrow cat might be on. Yeah, big sleuth footy cats might be on tomorrow. And then, then, then, then Bronx might be on. Like they, they got a squad up there in New York. Now don't get twisted. They feeling good in New York right now. No motherfucking rats just had a wedding and shit. Man, let me tell you, them rats just had the coldest motherfucking wedding in the world
Starting point is 00:30:11 up there in New York and one of them skyscraper, nigga, it was a Louis Vuitton wedding. Do you hear me? A Louis Vuitton wedding by them damn rats. Y'all don't estimate New York and they rats. Them rats get them niggas powers up to a B. Real talk. Before them niggas wake up in the morning, they let them rats piss in they timberlin' boots.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I'm not overshin' you. That's why them niggas be rapping like that all day in good and shit. I'm telling you, them rats be pissing in them niggas' timberlin' boots. What's up, bitch? It was so goddamn cold. Piss in his telenoops.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Real cold. And them Italians, see it. Them rats were pissing in them goddamn pink and loaf ass shoes. And goddamn them Italians were going straight to work. Damn, Paul Costa London, come here. Goddamn John Tiger had to have it, come here. There he is, he whacked the boss come here meanwhile y'all niggas can't go and get a goddamn job these niggas were whacking
Starting point is 00:31:15 boxes y'all can't get a goddamn job somebody don't want no job why cuz you want to watch your girl every day I don't want no goddamn woman I gotta watch. Niggas losing weight because you trying to watch that motherfucker. Fucker! Y'all men done lost your way. Real men go to work. You niggas letting them women go to work now. You at the creed, letting her go out. No can do. So when she leave, you have nothing.
Starting point is 00:31:53 That's why some of you men like, proccing with women who got their own house and such, you can move in. How you gonna move into this girl's spot, and then all of a sudden this your spot? No, no. And then all of a sudden this joke's spied. No. No. Y'all been getting over on these women.
Starting point is 00:32:12 And you tell me you women are dumb? They're a motherfucker. This nigga mama didn't want him. Daddy didn't want him. And you gonna bring this crazy deranged motherfucker in here? This nigga was on Redland in here? This nigga was on Rettlin' in school. This nigga hyper. Well, I can't tell you,
Starting point is 00:32:30 so this nigga turned his whole motherfuckin' house up. This nigga, you want this on what's your number? I blame you hoes for laying up with these Rettlin' takin' medicine ass niggas who goddamn hyper can't sit down unless they taste some medicine Tell me I'm lying Tell me I'm lying
Starting point is 00:32:55 The nigga you give him pussy to take Rattling medicine with dr. Pell Do you hear me this the nigga you fell in love with. Then you wanna get on in that line. I prayed to God for my man. So you did? Pray to the devil? That's who you pray to. You pray to the motherfucking devil. We be in bamboozling in the world. I know you seen all these motherfucking famous people. Gale Keen there man. I'm going out of Spain. Bitch shut up. You ain't with no goddamn will. Her wasn't done for one. Everybody know a black woman ain't going nowhere without they goddamn her done. And Gale or are her one done. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And we see it and we won't be fooled about booze or no mother. My eyes won't now I can see now
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah, I can see clearly now. I know bullshit when I see bullshit and y'all see it, too Don't let these motherfuckers get away with this shit. We ain't doing They like to suppress the real they don't like for the truth to get out. They try to suppress it and poke holes in the truth. And you can't poke holes in the truth. The truth is the truth, nigga. It will set your ass free. Do you hear me? It will set your ass free.
Starting point is 00:34:38 I've been laying low a couple days. Yeah, I have. I been no Roger on. I been laying low. But I got a plan in effect right now and I know come next week that motherfucker be right back in jail again I guess we're gonna be back on top yeah yeah I saw you how the skin of fish knew come here I saw you how the skin of fish
Starting point is 00:35:07 skin of fish new come here I'll show you how to skin of fish I'm just telling y'all the truth y'all open your eyes man open your eyes and see you can see what's going on right in this world I've been telling y'all for the last two or three months. Stack your money. It's gonna get bad out here. Stack your money. It's gonna get bad out here. Any questions for me tonight? Let's talk, man. I ain't got shit to do. Let's talk. Goddamn, the NBA game got me up. I'm wide up. Cavaliers won tonight, too. So I got to the Cavs. You know, he, y'all might get one. Y'all fuck around, might get one game, Miami. But the Cavs is on another level right now. Orlando, you might get one, get a boss.
Starting point is 00:35:56 You might. Man, Shero, I love you, you can deal. But you Orlando. Orlando ain't winning nothing, man. Y'all couldn't win shit with Shaq. Y'all couldn't win shit with Shaq. Y'all couldn't win shit with Howard. Got that, Manchero, you can get your ass out of Orlando. Like, see, Disney World dead, nigga.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Disney World is dead. All that fake Maple Leaf Universal, now all that shit dead. You can build your own Disney World. You can build your own didn't you? Where you could build your own studio. Ty, Tyler Perry showed us that. Tyler Perry saying the game. What we do, we talk about it.
Starting point is 00:36:36 All right, he dead. He putting on dresses. That motherfucker done put billions in this account. He can make other people millionaires. We are on work. We talk about everybody. We fucking see Tyler Gay. He might be, but that motherfucker brilliant.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Do you hear me? That motherfucker brilliant. All I've been seeing here, I want to go see that movie, see anything else. You ain't wait to go see your mama. She been looking for you for two goddamn weeks. Your mama needs some help. Y'all won't even go down there and see your own goddamn mama.
Starting point is 00:37:13 But you'll run down there and see the movies. Who do that? Who do that? You niggas backwards. Niggas got a hundred dollars in their pocket, but wanna run down there and watch a movie. Bitch sit tight. Get you a five stick and watch it for free. That's what you can be doing. We backwards. We backers. We backers. I ain't just talking about y'all. I'm talking about myself too. I'm backers. Because I give a ho some money before I give my mama some money.
Starting point is 00:37:46 I need help. I need therapy. I've been telling y'all. I need help. I give a ho. I don't lie, loser. My mama call me, baby. I need some money.
Starting point is 00:37:54 I ain't got it. Goddamn. Anyway, who I look like? I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man.
Starting point is 00:38:02 I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a man. I look like a ho. My mama called me, baby, I need some money. I ain't got it. God damn. Who I look like? Every time I look around, y'all callin' at me for money. That's what I say.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I'm bad at work. I apologize, mama. I apologize. I have so, so much love to them hoes than you. I'm sorry. I am truly sorry. Forgive me. Your baby boy forgive me.
Starting point is 00:38:34 But pretty hoes with big booties and eyelashes is something that I love. And if you can't understand that, it come in. that I love and if you can't understand that, bruh, it come in. I mean it. One of my coogas done hit me up, y'all. Oh, yeah, one of my coogas done hit me up. She talking about selling her house
Starting point is 00:38:59 and she wanna move in with me. Hell no. You two motherfucking noses for me! Who that Texan? Who that Tawley? None of your motherfucking kidney ball but me! I told you all that shit you like to do! You can do that joke shit! You can't come over here and do nothing to that! When you come over here, you take that goddamn slip off and get in they bed and watch me go, what? Hey, you ain't, you tell y'all something.
Starting point is 00:39:30 The most beautiful thing in the world, beside my two dogs, is watching Barber Lynn take that goddamn slip off. When she take that goddamn slip off, y'all, I go in there and get that diggie oil, my bad. I mean Johnson Johnson oil. Rub it all over her motherfucking body. She look like a goddamn baby seal out there in the ocean. And I'm the goddamn awkward. Yeah, I'm the killer.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Are you okay? I sign up real good. Got to look real good. You know, I'm old women. You know, you can't wrestle. You know, I'm old like patients. I'm old like to be paid. You can't take a whole know, them hoes like pats. Them hoes like to be paid. You can't take a whole fast and get in there and take a hold out.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Mm-mm, mm-mm, you got to take your time with this old motherfucker. So I got a chicken feather. And I rubbed that chicken feather down whole body. Got a tick. What's that? You know, them old women, they got them tickers and they take that bra off them hoes. And when the motherfucker, when them motherfuckers, when she dropping them tigas, dropped like that,
Starting point is 00:40:27 I jump, I suck on old, I suck on their woman tigas like I'm PENTAGON. Do you hear me? Like I'm TAYVON. And I gotta admit, I gotta be honest with y'all, and I want y'all to listen to me, listen to me real good. I took one of them motherfucking road sports. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I don't go sell minutes, no motherfucking more. Now with that road sport, I was going to sell minutes for one of them gas station pills. But now that I took that road sport, I'm not selling minutes, no motherfucking more. Never. I'm 13 minutes. You know what I mean? I'm 13 and I ain't doing nothing. Look 13 minutes. Come here.
Starting point is 00:41:09 I'm 13 and I'm Anthony. Look, too, come here. After I get done with him, I wash up, she wash up. She put her scarf on. She think he going to bed. No, he's not! Why I'm too, come here. Now she second guessing by coming over here with me. Goddamn, Mike! You coming over here and whipping me. Goddamn, Mike. You come over here, I'm touching your ass. Yeah, Rick Ross boy, touching you, touching you.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Yeah, I am. Yeah, I know your hub been dead, Pat. He ain't here no more. That thing down there still whipping, I'm gonna use it. How y'all feelin', man? Y'all talk to me, man. Y'all enjoying this show, man. Y'all enjoying these playoffs, man. We got, man.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Y'all talk to Dub tonight, man. I'm, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Ho-Ho trying to move in. Ain't nothing to move in. She come move in, she come try to take over and shit. I can't have all that. I like the way things is now around here. I don't like all that structure and shit.
Starting point is 00:42:10 That's why I quit school. I don't like no motherfuckin' time to tell me what to do. I don't like it. I don't like structure. I like to do shit the way I like to do shit. I got weed here, I got beer here. And y'all just 420. I'm trying to celebrate.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I got a little seven grand. You know what I'm saying? What? I got a little seven grand. You know what I'm saying? You got that on the table No, I'm a smoker He'll leave me smoking in your eyes. He smoke outside for a dog didn't mean There's not shit Now when I'm smoking in the pin you you like it didn't but now you won't like it. I smoke stop it. Barber Lee. Stop it Now my little y'all she come over here. I You like it then? But now you're gonna like it, I smoke. Stop it, Barbelline, stop it.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Now my little young hoe, she come over here. I got her cell phone, she go on 3.5. I'm gonna give her to her. Don't you take some dumb little young motherfuckers. About 27, bad bitch, come here. She bad, I'm not bullshitting y'all, no motherfucking bitch. I pay that bitch phone bill real cold, come here. It'll work forever as long as you call. I pay that bitch phone bill, real talk, come here. It'll work forever long as you call me.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I pay her phone bill, ain't about $80. Come here. She like it too, she ain't got that ass fuckin' egg. Soon she look up and see her cash out. I saw her face. I can fuck with you, I know you can. We're gonna just be this real playa. I'm gonna keep that motherfucking eighty dollars on that phone every month.
Starting point is 00:43:26 We ain't got to wear up a dick. You can just come over here and do what you been doing. You can show your motherfucking ass. Now damn, they gonna took you down to that Mexican car lot and got you some. But I done that before the other females and it didn't work out. So I'm gonna take my time with this young Motherfuckin, but she bad she wearing them tights and you go God Hey, oh Lord how?
Starting point is 00:43:53 Missed it. I mean I bet you gotta forgive me. I ain't seen ya Cuz I'm gonna go down through that Don't go down to that, believe that. Yeah, that's true, it's in me, it's in my blood, baby. Yeah, that's the key, yeah. Come in from the back, come in real tall, hold it up. And I'm grinding, and I'm grinding. Yeah, and I'm bagging Missy Elliott.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah, socket some. Yeah, yeah. Come on now, y'all. Y'all talk to me, man. I know y'all been hitting me up, talking about Unc getting that new deal, 100 million. I ain't did no more than 100 million. That's Unc money. That ain't got nothing to do with me. Unc getting the 100 million, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:44:42 I'm trying to get my own 100 million. Y'all hit me up, congratulate me. I ain't getting shit. I don't work for that, I don't money. I want my own money. Y'all let me hit 100 million. This podcast, oh. I hit 100 million, my coming career, oh. I'm going to the valley with Russell. See? Come here. What I'm going to Bali with Russell see come here what I'm home with that Russell you get showing videos and you doing yoga n***a you can't fool me I know it's some hoes I'm gonna fight now god damn it you gonna have to start sharing bubble I got a hundred million I'm putting my island right next to yours too and you oh you said me too see I
Starting point is 00:45:21 put hands on Russell. Come here. See, they be trying to fool us. I'm over here in Bali, just me by myself, just living peacefully. No, you're not, nigga. You got 15 hoes over there right now, but me get goddamn cooking you banana sandwiches. And I want... I want that.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Don't be fooled. Don't let these people lie to y'all. They throw rocks and hold it high at the hand. We got people like that today. Throw rocks. High at the hand. I ain't gonna throw something, man. Them the kind of people we dealing with. So just know that. Look, she's what it do. Say I be what it do., so what it do? Say I be what it do? Gerald Foster what it do? Yeah, I mean, like I say, Lakers lost game one.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I was pissed off, but it's game one. That series don't go six games for me. I feel like the Lakers will pull this series out. But let's enjoy it though for the moment. I was just upset with Jackson Hayes, playing Ali Minnis Rui playing Ali Minnis Did the bench ain't gave us shit the bench ain't gave us shit And gave us shit I'm not worried about Bruin I'm not he thought he cool I did 40 years old I'm not worried about this game. He gonna give me 25. He's probably gonna give me a triple-double
Starting point is 00:46:41 Luka, I just need to slice your goddamn feet, baby. That's how I just need you to slide your goddamn feet. Now, I ain't told Bernie, get you off that ILLICA and get you back on Sativa. I don't know what's taking him so damn long. But that ILLICA is not good for Luka. You got to give him Sativa, baby. So I got to my people in Chicago. Man, I went to her chicken all night, man. So many people in there show me so much love, man.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Man, it's a lot of love in Chicago, man. I know what the news put out there despite the killings. There's killings everywhere, but there's some real genuine down to earth people in Chicago. And personally, man, from me and my and my team man we thank y'all man we had a sold out show with the Weagle Wars tour man the energy the vibe was just I can't even explain this shit man but it was and shout out to Mike for bringing all of us back on stage at the end of the night appreciate Tony Robbins all the love and knowledge that you sharing
Starting point is 00:47:46 with me as well as Mike. Mike done put me on his wing. I mean, just, I'm just a priest of everything. I mean, they ain't, they ain't got to do this. They could be in their own ways or they could feel how they feel that they went through certain things on their journey and they, and they come to career and, and they had to grind and grind and grind to get to where they get to. And some of us people come up off the internet, we didn't have to go through that per se. They could feel some kind of way or,
Starting point is 00:48:11 but they, you know, they not, they, well, I'm gonna tell you something, let me show you this. Let me show you that. Like this how you can do this, this how you can do that. And it just helps me go a long ways, man. And I appreciate all the help. That's why I try to give people knowledge who hit me up and talk to me about certain things.
Starting point is 00:48:29 I try to give them the knowledge. I don't wanna take this knowledge with me when I die. I just wanna apply it and be the best comedian I could be. And you know, and I'll tell anybody this, man, you gotta be consistent. You have to be consistent. You have to be consistent, you have to be reliable. You have to be at every show. I ain't miss no show, I ain't never been late, thank God.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I'm on time, I'm 45 minutes to an hour there for every show. And you know, I pretty much, I'll say it's taking myself, man, it's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just taking myself. I'm just in my zone, I'm grinding, I'm focused, and man. It's not that I'm anti-social. I'm just taking myself. I'm in my zone. I'm grinding. I'm focused. And I want to win. And I know distractions are out there, and I try to stay away from distractions as much as I can and focus on going out there and giving the fans the best show that I can give
Starting point is 00:49:19 them. And I sat out to Blake, the promoter on a BMN shows for the Opportunity that they gave me and I'm taking full advantage of this shit And most of all sure I talk to my friends too. We're hitting my deal I'm hitting my comments and telling me I came to the show. Yeah, I loved it man. That goes a long way with me Continuing to tell the people about my podcast as well. You know, I'm trying to get the numbers up.
Starting point is 00:49:53 You get entertainment over here, man. You get love over here. You get your flowers over here. You know what I'm saying? Anybody that's in my DM and comments right now, and you doing your thing out here for the community or whatever it is you're doing. You got a promotion at your job, whatever it is.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Congratulations to you, it's love. Keep being a good person. Don't let bad energy or bad people around you bring you down or you only good is your circle. And you know, God will make a way. At the end of the day, God will make a way. It's not our way It's his way. Oh Man, I let you down. So never put your faith in man
Starting point is 00:50:28 I always put your faith in God never put your faith in a woman. No put it in God man Leave like leave it up to God man. Don't be somebody do you wrong? Don't be trying to do them wrong you let God handle it man And you know it it might seem like it takes forever But you let the good Lord deal with these people man you keep doing what you doing especially if you got a family don't let nobody trick you out your spot you keep doing what you doing they make all your punk and make all your coward but you keep
Starting point is 00:50:56 walking away and until you can't walk no more I know it hurt just pride out here man ego pride and ego is a reason why a lot of people did It's a lot of people could still be here if they just walked off and now listen to that little thing Are you gonna let him do you like that? Are you gonna let her do you like that? Sometimes you gotta keep it moving you hurt you got some bigger purpose in life and then showing out Or going grabbing a gun or whatever it is to hurt someone There's more life than that. You gotta know that. You gotta understand that even when shit
Starting point is 00:51:26 ain't going right in your life, and you on the edge, you gotta know it's tomorrow. If I, Lord, let me see the next day, it could be better. Or I'm not gonna stop. I'm not gonna give up. I'm gonna keep pushing. And that's the approach you gotta have out here, man. And I know it's hard.
Starting point is 00:51:43 I, trust me, I know And I know it's hard. Trust me, I know. I know it's hard, but you can do it. And there's people who been doing it. Situations are worse than yours, and they making shit happen. Hear you as crying and complaining. I just don't know. You ain't went through half the shit
Starting point is 00:51:59 these people going through right now, man. So ain't no giving up, ain't no quitting. Ain't no doing none of that't no doing nothing less shit. We gonna get better. Lord, let us see the next day. We gonna be better than what we was today. Yeah, that's what we doing. That's how we rocking in 2025, baby.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Yeah, we gonna be, if it's torn down, we gonna build it up. Yeah, invest in you wanna do, you go ahead and invest. Yeah, yeah, there ain't no waiting on that shit. We gonna learn it, get the resources. Okay, next yeah, yeah, and no weight on that shit. We won't learn it get the resources. Okay next move I'm playing attack. That's what we doing That's what we doing man any questions for me, let me know talk to me I'm open for any questions. Talk to your boy man. Yeah, is this shit really it could be rig bro
Starting point is 00:52:41 I'm not gonna say that ain't it, you know, is this shit is above I pay Greg. I tell you that if it's rigged? It could be rigged, bro. I'm not going to say that, you know. If this shit is above, I pay Greg. I tell you that. If it's rigged, it's rigged, you know. It lives what it lives. But I'm going to keep watching this rigged shit. It's entertainment for me. It keep me from going crazy or going insane. When shit ain't going right in my life, I can tune in to these sports.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I can watch sports and talk my shit and make my videos with y'all, because I know y'all be feeling how I be feeling. So I'm just going, you know, that's my comedy. It's the truth. I'm going to tell you how I'm feeling, man. I ain't holding shit back. I ain't sugarcoating shit. I'm going to let you know what it is.
Starting point is 00:53:17 And I feel like we live in the world sometimes where we don't say nothing. We let shit go. And sometimes you need to tell a motherfucker that. Like, a lot of you niggas be in these female faces, your breasts stank, nigga. Sometimes it ain't that she get, get motherfuck with you, your breasts, man,
Starting point is 00:53:34 like straight ass, boy. Got, sometimes you got to do that breath check, man. Yeah, and it's okay. Get your shit right before you jump in this female, you know what I'm saying? Like, get your shit right, bro. Yeah this female. You know what I'm saying? Like, get your shit right, bro. Yeah, like I ain't trying to holla at no female. Look at my edge up, shit.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Pearl. Any of these give me some pussy with an edge up like this. Trash. Got to get my shit right. Do you hear me? I got to get my shit right. I've been going to niggas who got good eyes and they can't edge me up. I'm looking for my shit right. I've been going to niggas who got good eyes and they can't edge me up.
Starting point is 00:54:05 I'm looking for a blind bar. I'm looking for a goddamn blind barber to edge me up. He can't do no worse than what these niggas have already been doing. When did you know you was walking in your purples? When I knew I was walking in my purples, bro. Was it six, half, seven years ago, bro, when during COVID, I quit my job at Blue Bell High-Screen and I took off during COVID.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Like when shit was shut down, I took off. That's when I knew then this shit was for me. It was destined. It was meant for me. My drive, my energy, my love, everything was for me. It was destined, it was meant for me. My drive, my energy, my love, everything was about comedy. It was just stand up comedy for me, bro. I wanna be one of the Morns, bro. I literally just wanna do this shit.
Starting point is 00:54:57 So that's when I really knew I was walking in my purpose. That's when I knew I was a bad mother. Long as I continue to stay consistent and work and never get too high, never get too low, or never get to the point where I think I'm better than everybody other than I knew then. And man, it's been fun doing what I'm doing. I'm enjoying it, I'm growing.
Starting point is 00:55:19 I'm getting better each and every day. And now I'm around these people, I'm able these people, I'm able to sit back and reflect the journey. It ain't been that long, seven years, but it's been long. Being away from my kids, my fam, and you know, you miss a lot of family functions
Starting point is 00:55:40 during this shit. Yeah, you getting the money, but sometimes we be needing, you know what I'm saying, we need our people around us, man. But sometimes the people that you want around you, they hate us. Like honestly, they don't want you in this situation, but you in this situation and they not happy for you. So that shit could be draining. So I try to stay away from draining ass people and, excuse me, and evil minded people. I try to stay away from trying in as people and scream in in Evil-minded people I try to stay away from no folks and I rather go over here with these people who want to see me
Starting point is 00:56:12 We I want to see them win and we work I work bro. I put the I do these podcasters. I do these shows bro. My mind's constantly racing them to the next thing You know, I'm just trying to get in position to help the next man man, cuz that's what it's about I mean, I think that was brother Malcolm and more than we want, you know for us to continue to help our own kind as well But you never gonna do nothing this world by yourself You're gonna you gonna need some help whether it's white people with Mex by yourself. You're gonna need some help, whether it's white people, whether it's Mexicans, Asians, whatever it is, you're gonna need some help.
Starting point is 00:56:49 You can't do it by yourself. But what you can do, you can do it with integrity. You know what I'm saying? You do it with morals, and that's all you can ask at the end of the day. I don't judge nobody for what they do, how they do it, how they got there. It's their business. But I stand on principles and morals around here. Have I
Starting point is 00:57:09 lost any partners since I became successful? Absolutely. I lost partners, lost friends that I thought I had friends. And it gets business, man, at the end of the day. It's some things I wish I could have done differently. Hell yeah, I wish I could have done differently. But at the end of the day, man, two pogs in them city, man, success, brain greed, it does. And some people might not look at you the same no more. It's not that you even done that, they just look at you different. They more. It's not that you even done nothing.
Starting point is 00:57:45 They just look at you different. They might see you with this person or that person and, ah, he change. He the same. His haircut different. You know what I'm saying? He wearing different clothes, different shoes. People start to judge you. And sometimes the way that that world could be on your shoulders like, man, I was, we
Starting point is 00:58:01 ain't cool like we used to. We ain't close. And I guess the devil. So I just try to stay out of that shit and just keep working, put my mind into something else. Cause that's the evil, that's the, it's the evil working. So I try to stay away from that. But yeah, I lost some friends behind being successful.
Starting point is 00:58:19 But that's life. God gonna weave out the fake. And you know, and the rest gonna be what it is. I ain't got no damn regrets. I'm growing, man. I ain't got time for all that shit right now. Like I said, I got a purpose. I got a job to do and damn it, I'm gonna do it. I'm not letting nobody get in my way, I don't care what people say about me.
Starting point is 00:58:47 At this point in my life, I don't give a damn what they say about me. I'm a workaholic. Ain't nobody gave me shit. I work for everything. Hell yeah, family members get jealous. I got family members jealous of me right now. And that's real motherfucking talk. Perjelous, they ain't got nothing to be jealous of.
Starting point is 00:59:04 We got the same blood running through our blood. mother can talk. Proud, jealous. They ain't got nothing to be jealous of. We got the same blood running through our blood. They got the same 24 hours in a day I got. But they jealous, but they shouldn't be. I'm not that type. I'm not, I don't be capping. I don't be stunning. I can't.
Starting point is 00:59:18 But that ain't me. I want them to have what I got or more. Like, this shit ain't mean shit. I'm right? This shit ain't got no mean shit. I'm gonna be dead tomorrow. I don't care about this shit. They care about it. They want that status, like, just the status, man. That shit don't mean shit to me.
Starting point is 00:59:34 Sad to say I be. And I think sometimes family members, we get caught up in this shit. Y'all see somebody growing and here and there and y'all be thinking, man, I should be right there with that nigga. But the whole time you was right there talking about a nigga though. But you think you should be right here with me? Never.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Blood don't make you family, loyalty do, man. So we could be blood cousins, but if you ain't been keeping the 100, I'd rather bring somebody up here who ain't family that's been keeping the 100 the whole time With me, that's me Hey, brother shit means nothing to me Don't look at the bigger worse ones real smiling. I love that name
Starting point is 01:00:16 Suddenly turn it back pull a blade So I just love him from a distance, that's all I So I just love them from a distance. That's all. I love them from a distance. That's just my mind frame. And you know, some of y'all ain't never met me. Like we all strangers, internet.
Starting point is 01:00:34 But y'all be showing me so much love, man. I've met so many real niggas off this internet who just want to see me win. That's why when I see y'all, I take pictures with y'all, I hug y'all, I say my famous trash, I be tired in the motherfuckers sometimes, y'all. I get tired of saying that trash shit. But y'all be wanting me to jump on the videos. In case y'all don't know, that's my money making my trash. I could really charge for that shit, but I don't.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Because y'all the reason why I'm here. Besides God, y'all the reason why I'm here. That's why I take the time out to do that I because y'all the reason why I'm a besides God y'all the reason why I'm it That's why I take the time out there to do that shit with y'all and I love doing it and I'm not gonna change this shit What makes you get in the stand-up coming and we're gonna some things you can do different It's a whole lot of things I could do different. There's things that I'm finna start tapping into. Like characters on stage that I'm finna tap into that I haven't started doing yet.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Just the growth and me just being more confident in myself to get out of my cell and start doing certain things and just keep adding and adding to my arsenal. Y'all ain't seen what all I'm capable of and what I can do. Y'all ain't seen it yet. Like I got so much lills to me. I got characters of my family members that I can start doing my uncle's like y'all think I'm funny and crazy man my whole family
Starting point is 01:02:08 They passed away now, but the people back home watching really know me Jerry Morgan me They'll tell you about my family how they really are I even took I even tapped into the shit the characters of them and how they act and they mannered realisms and like I got a cousin man he in jail right now his name is um Dimash we call him Dimbo I love your family locked up he just funny naturally mother now he ain't got the acting skills I got but just straight up just raw comedy. That nigga him.
Starting point is 01:02:46 I'm talking about him. Like, John and them people. Him. He's him. So it's just, it's all in my family. But where I am, I'm all of them in one. If that makes sense. I take everything from what I've seen in them and how they act and all that
Starting point is 01:03:05 and I make it all in one and me. And I'm just from getting started giving the world that, especially on stage, when I come off this tour, we gonna want to go back into my own tour myself, more into mature, y'all start seeing more content, more material of the characters that I got that I'm figuring start displaying for y'all, man. But it's a whole lot of shit I could have done different.
Starting point is 01:03:29 I'm too, I feel like I'm too, and it gets who I am. Maybe I'm too nice of a guy sometimes. There's certain people that shouldn't be around me. There's certain people I shouldn't even associate with, but I do. I have a bad, I don't know how to cut people off. I feel like if I cut people off, I get bad look or bad karma.
Starting point is 01:03:50 So certain people will be around me for a while and I just wait till they get, they don't come around no more. And I got to get out of that. I got to start cutting my focus out and not feeling bad and sorry about it. So that's some shit I could do different. But right now, I'm just gonna stay motivated
Starting point is 01:04:13 and keep working. That's what I'm doing. Man, I ain't on them packs no more, man. You know, them hungry packs, they slow your heart rate down. And you know what I'm saying? Them hoes, sometimes I think it don't work but since I took this Roe Sparks the other day I've been on point. At least that's what Barbalene
Starting point is 01:04:31 say. Barbalene say she like this. She like the Roe Sparks. So I'm gonna keep the Roe Sparks right now. So if you out there right now and you wondering what you need to go and grab, grab some Roe Sparks. I'm telling you right now you see way on was handing him motherfucking bidding down there with Michelle now to work for him it's working for gilbert now and it's working for me so I know it'll work for you but you can't drink sweet tea with the shit you got to drink water nickel can't drink dr. pepper with it can't drink sprite with it Kool-Aid syrup you can't do that shit niggiggas. Drink water with it. I know my niggas dying in these times,
Starting point is 01:05:07 y'all don't wanna drink some syrup with this shit, and God damn you ain't gonna wake up. You're gonna be hard when you die, everything get hard, so you're definitely up. But you gonna be dying, nigga. Thank y'all for watching tonight. I'll see y'all tomorrow night. Peace and bless and love, I'm out.

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