Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Story time with Bubba Dub!! Trump Re-elected!!

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live to react to Donald Trump winning the 2024 Presidential Election against Vice President Kamala Harris. Even if the result wasn’t what you wanted, you still gotta get up and go to ...work the next day. Get yo ass up and get over it!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume Yeah Winston Knight on y'all Yeah, Winston Knight story time with your boy How y'all doing? I know y'all already peeping to Jersey Get to looking what your looking at Get to looking Yeah, it's a raven.
Starting point is 00:00:28 It's everything except for a motherfucking cowboy jersey. I can bet you that. First, first me change. Hit the like button. Don't hit the subscribe button for my first time users. Welcome. To my first time subscribers coming over to the Bubba Dubb show. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Now y'all been in y'all feelings with me ever since I put on the Buffalo Bill jersey, but I told you I wasn't loyal to nothing. I'm wearing every other team but the Cowboy jersey. I'm all about winning. I'm done with the loser. I didn't got to taste the winning with the Buffalo Beals last week. And so I want to continue it with the Ravens. That's all.
Starting point is 00:01:17 I know it look good on me. Instead of being a hater, congratulate me on my success with my football team. But tonight they ain't what we here for. It's story time with me. Tonight we're here really about that. I'm here to talk shit to y'all. Oh yeah. Donald Trump the president again. And let me tell you Nick something right now. You can talk that shit all you want on the internet. You can talk at all you want in your house. You big bad and all that.
Starting point is 00:01:48 But I bet you gonna talk that shit in that workplace tomorrow. I bet you that. Tell Todd how you really feel. I bet you don't. All that walking in, mm mm, all that attitude. Stop it. Keep the same energy. You bad. I bet you don't you know why cuz you got bills
Starting point is 00:02:11 Hey, you can't do nothing about That's it. Don't you can't do a motherfucking thing about that and I'm talking to some of your women Not all of you, but some of you got an attitude. I can't I don't know how I'm only with that man in office How many are you living with the nigga you got? He already don't work. He dropping you off at work, but you dealing with it and you can't deal with Trump. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Get out your mother and feelings. Cause at the end of the day, no matter if Kamala won, you still have to take your rabbit ass to work. But with Trump being in office it's benefits. What the hell you talking about dumb benefits? She when I went to work they were fresh donuts, fresh coffee, diet coke everywhere. When white folks drinking diet coke it's happy times at the job. They let us off at 1 30 today And ball of the pizza from Pizza Hut cheese crust come in
Starting point is 00:03:13 We the motherfuckers ain't fed us in three or four years, but when true back in office now, they feed us again And I'm loving it for one cuz I'm always coming to work hungry dental motherfucker barely have money to get to work and Definitely got no money to get them eat now. They back feed us shit I'm going to work early tomorrow. I don't give a damn about y'all calling me no uncle Tom Sambo I can shit Rambo. I don't give a damn Call me fat and full. I bet you that Don't give a damn. Call me fat and fool. I bet you that.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I can't believe the sensitivity that you people are having. Like y'all, like some of y'all didn't even fucking vote, but up here talking, shut up. Shut y'all asses up. Now for the real people, there's no what's coming ahead. Let me tell you now, ladies, you ain't got to eat no more sloppy joe, no more chili dogs, that shit dead. When that man going office in January,
Starting point is 00:04:14 it's seafood bars again, king crab all over again. Lynn, from Osterhut, get ready. They on they motherfucking way. You think them lines used to be long and tricky little hood? You wait the trunk get back in office, baby It's gonna be all still everywhere down here in eight style, baby I'm telling you what guy love right now. You women done lost a little weight. You know, I'm saying you lost a weight Cuz you ain't been eating the food that you eat. Y'all don't want the plant-based food now stop
Starting point is 00:04:43 Trump back in office, it's gonna be crawfish, potatoes, corn, everywhere. They're gonna start back wearing the gloves again. You know what I'm talking about? Y'all gonna eat them crawfish. They be having them little gloves on that them barbers that need the barbers, the cards they're supposed to be using. That's what they gonna have on their hands, eating that corncrow fish. I can't wait, because one thing I'm gonna keep it 100. Because I know the prostitutes gonna love this. They ain't got to suck as many as we we's no more with Trump in the office. Everybody got money.
Starting point is 00:05:21 When you got money to tip them hoes a little extra. I know I normally give you 45 But they don't give me 80 That ain't normally like you Charlie. Hey, I got it now So I'm letting everybody know right now It's okay The world is not gonna end just because this man back in office. It's not gonna end. I know you women want it You want it power hell, I wanted it for you.
Starting point is 00:05:48 But it didn't work out. She lost. So since she lost, we gonna congratulate Donald Trump, whether you like him or you don't like it. We gonna congratulate him. He's a winner. Let's see what he can do for this country. And so far, even though he ain't back in office yet,
Starting point is 00:06:05 I have seen nothing but great things. There was no trash on side of the road today. I ain't bullshit, there's normally be plastic bags, sodas and bags, chips, trash. I ain't seen none of that shit today. It wasn't no Cools Light, it wasn't no Milk-A-Lob Ultra, it wasn't no Budweiser, it wasn't none of them Lifting Sweet Tea. It wasn't none of them convenience stores.
Starting point is 00:06:28 They been bought out. The white boy came through and loaded them damn Coolers down. With no ice either. I thought Hurricane done already hit. Some big dually truck was coming in, holding the door open, come on in, I got it for you brother. Shit, right on, I got one of them motherfuckers
Starting point is 00:06:45 want to pay for my damn gas. Ain't no white boy pay for my gas while Biden was in office. So when Trump get his red head ass and all, no white boy's happy again. I'm going fishing this weekend with one of them. Shit, they got a big old boat. I'm going out there, well, wearing my life jacket though,
Starting point is 00:07:02 cause you know, white people might get a little too happy and drunk, want to push my black ass in, I'm going to have on my life jacket. Shit can't drown me. The money on the way. I got to be here to see the shit. Now I want y'all people to get out y'all motherfucking feelings and get in your Bible. You say you love God, show him. Show them you love him. Because I can't tell my mama the main motherfucking one today.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I'm going to have to stop talking to you. Let me tell you something, mama. And I love you dearly. I'm your son. You talk shit to me all you want. I'm not going to disrespect you. But the same way you disrespect me, I want you to go disrespect your boss. I bet you don't do it That's all I'm saying keep the same energy you got with others keep it with your puppy with your boss
Starting point is 00:07:55 Y'all gonna go to work on y'all best motherfucking behavior and y'all know it That's new day. It's a new day in America right now and these white people are happy. They are excited. They are starting back to have bonfires again and damn it. I move on white people happy. What we say? That's all I'm saying. When white people are happy, black people, we are safe.
Starting point is 00:08:22 What's the problem they think of that doesn't happen that's no motherfucking move they need us at they need us at the because at the workplace they think of store-bent going on vacations they finished all back on the Bora Bora Indonesia and all in they gonna hear some of y'all black people gonna be in charge at the job y'all should be happy and thankful you forget all over time you you want so you can stop borrowing money. I'm happy. Cause my people finna stop calling me, borrowing money every motherfucking week. Now they back in office, they can work many hours as they want and I'm happy. I'm proud of that. See for most people, y'all make this a black and
Starting point is 00:09:02 white thing. I don't. I make this a money thing. It doesn't matter who in office, we still gotta go to work. We still got a motherfucking job to do. It's been 75 white presidents, black people. What hasn't changed? Nothing. So what you crying about now? All abortions.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Stop fucking. All abortion stop fucking if you women were about abortion stop fucking Now I understand if you get raped god forbid you hope you pray you women don't but if something like that I understand But just can because you you feel damn stop fucking that's all you got to do You can't Yeah, you went down and fucked that ugly nigger, but he got money now you pregnant now you want to get rid of the pain No, you gonna have a little ugly big-headed toy. They look at mother You have a baby shower for that big hand looking my button everything. Don't you show that ultrasound? Don't you show that ultrasound? Don't you show that ultrasound.
Starting point is 00:10:05 We already know how he look like his father. You gonna have to have that baby in the dark. You gonna deliver that baby in the dark. And I put no light on that new baby. You women are just gonna be sleeping with these ugly ass nuggas. I tell you women, y'all sleep with who y'all want to. Start sleeping with who you need to sleep with. Now you gonna wear out here pregnant by this siren bad-built ass. Look now you want to run and get rid of it
Starting point is 00:10:30 No, you're not Before y'all watching the show I know y'all gonna be a little sensitive just jokes y'all I know you're gonna be a little in your feelings. Come on. We should be able to do with you. We'll do one without bodies and you can Do whatever you want with your body, baby. These are just jokes. This is entertainment. Don't take this shit the wrong way But if you do How y'all doing this Wednesday night i'm doing good i'm doing great i'm gonna have a great day I'm full of i've been shitting all day. I ain't gonna lie. From the coffee, from the donuts, to the pizza,
Starting point is 00:11:08 and shit, from the shit, I'm done. I been having a great day. I wanna ask, after I'm gonna lie tonight, I wanna know how y'all feeling tonight. Talk to me, I'm in the chat, dammit. Talk to me, how y'all really feeling, man? Because everybody done called and cussed me out. You a sellout, how I'm a sellout? I ain't put that it, man. Because everybody done called and cussed me out. You a sellout.
Starting point is 00:11:25 I'm a sellout. I ain't put that man in no damn office. All I'm telling y'all is white people being nice to me again. And I love it. I'm going to start coming to work early. It's yes, ma'am, Rachel. Yes, sir, Todd. I'm going to make sure the floor clean like they pose to,
Starting point is 00:11:43 because I know our bonus is coming You thought I was you thought I was telling already at my job I think I started telling even oh I'm gonna turn to a black Carol. She You know Charles smell like weed. He what? Smell like weed. Sure. For the last two days, Charles done walked into her smelling like weed upset that Trump back in office. You lying? No, I wouldn't lie, sir. I wouldn't lie. What you recommend we should do? Shit. Get rid of him. Yeah, that's me. I'm gonna start talking like a motherfucker at the job again. I can't wait to get to work I got my clothes. I'll rig a leg out on the bed like his first day of school again. Come here
Starting point is 00:12:31 Come here I'm not fucking with the Cowboys no more y'all don't listen to me. I'm with Williams. I still got the Cowboys in my heart I do But I'm with Williams right now if you're a Cowboy fan and you want to move on to another team, go ahead. These damn teams ain't paying us to stay with him. Is y'all crazy? I'll do what the hell I want to do.
Starting point is 00:12:58 You do what the hell you want to do. Man, I don't even, I can't respect you, man. You, you can't be switching teams like that. Shit. The hell you say? Telling you now, man, do whatever you want to do. But that ain't the reason why I got you out here tonight. Don't try to let me know if I'm right or wrong, man. And I was driving down the road today and I seen a car that was broken down. And when I normally see people broken down with a flat tire, I always try to be,
Starting point is 00:13:29 if I ain't busy, I try to pull over and help. Well today, seeing a car broke down, didn't know who it was, I pull over and I pull over to help the person. It's a person that beat me up at Walmart. And I gotta keep it 100, man. This dude beat my ass in flip flops. I'm not bullshit.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I can steer her to put no motherfucking hands on me. Security guard that were working there didn't do a damn thing. I hate the security guard that work at Walmart. Them hoes don't do a damn thing. Sitting there holding that walkie talkie. Get on that and talk, nigga. There's some problem going on out here
Starting point is 00:14:05 in this damn parking lot and I need help quickly. So this the dude, I'm feeling here, but I know this the dude that put hands on me and walked away and he did it in flip flops. That shit humbled me. Hey, you ever got your ass whooped by somebody in flip flops y'all? I think about it, nigga in flip,
Starting point is 00:14:24 putting feets on my ass in the parking lot. Security guard didn't do a motherfucking thing. But Walmart expect me to keep coming back and spending my hard-earned money with them. But they don't want to keep me safe while I'm shopping. Hell no. So when I got close to him, he recognized, he recognized his fist going inside my face and I recognized it too.
Starting point is 00:14:49 And I looked down to see if he had flip-flops on again. NED, guess what I did? I'm a real man and I don't mind putting the past behind me because my mama raised a Christian. When I realized that was the man that put them motherfucking hands on me, I did the most realest thing I could ever do. I went over there and shook that man's hand and asked him, do he need any money for a
Starting point is 00:15:14 new tie? I will gladly buy you a new tie. Damn, I ain't fucking with him no damn more. I'm not doing it. I've been blessed. Remember, God work in mysterious ways, y'all. I'm not doing it. I've been blessed. God work in mysterious ways y'all. Fresh coffee, donuts, and pizza.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Somebody pay for my gas. They might talk about the white boy today. So why didn't I want to pass the blessing on? Even though that man beat my ass, I had to miss work back then two or three days. I'm still, I found it in my heart to forgive him Do you understand that make me a better person man? That means I'm growing that mean I've done to mature it some of y'all not mature Some of y'all still holding on to beast back in high school. They don't like that
Starting point is 00:16:00 Every time I see him we gotta do something. That's why you got a feeling on your record now That's why you ask can felon on your record now. That's why your ass can't vote. But you don't hear a call from me, Trey, because I'm talking about Trump being an outfit. No, you Trey. No. ["Trey"] Why can't we all get along, man?
Starting point is 00:16:22 My neighbor, next door, they, when I got home from work, barbecuing like a monkey. They keep using hickory wood. I know the meat ain't no damn good, but it's the fact that he was in a good mood to go out there and barbecue. Normally he say, hey, how you doing, dub? Not today, it was dub.
Starting point is 00:16:40 When white boys start saluting, you be happy. That's all I'm saying. Me and him ain't feelin' have no run-ins right now. We ain't feelin' be beefin' about his dog shittin' in my yard again. I don't even care. I'm feelin' be at work doin' overtime. I ain't gonna be home no damn way. What, what do I care about the dog shittin' in the yard?
Starting point is 00:17:01 Maybe my girl walkin' step and shit. I don't give a damn. That's her, not me. Y'all trying to kill my happiness or trying to kill y'all happiness. Folks are real life mad, not talking to certain people because this man is back in office. Let that man do what he do. At the end of the day, you still have to take care of your family. I know my people out there and they all feel right now they happy, they don't know. Oh yeah, you think it's big dooly trucks on the road now?
Starting point is 00:17:33 Wait, the truck get back fully enough. It's gonna be F-350s everywhere. I know my fracking bros. What's up family? It's hard to satisfy. I'm working on not using the N-word y'all. I'm trying to be all sensual. It's hard trying to satisfy. That's all I'm saying. You think I'm lying till you can take a nigga out, take him shopping,
Starting point is 00:18:01 put a little money in their pocket at the end of the day all that money you got now you can give me they huh I'm telling you what I know it's hard to satisfy you know you give a whole four inches she won't kill you oh I ain't got ten inches home I got four it's hard what but I got Well, I'm lying. I'm cap too. Do it most. And you hoes that like y'all show and pace it. I want to see it. You don't see something You don't see your cps come in this motherfucking house and take them kids from you because this house is nasty You've been home all motherfucking day. It's her all in the motherfucking sink. It's a powerful
Starting point is 00:18:53 So all the women that do her at your house don't worry about it try put your ass in the salon Kids can't even fucking eat her every damn where jail every damn work And then you want to call me. I'll come over here right quick, I ain't got no client. I want to get it in. This house smell like ass in jail and curly nerd. No, I'm not. I don't want to smell like ass and curly nerd in jail.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I don't want to smell it in Breeze. I don't want to smell it. I want to smell fresh air. Yeah, for Breeze house. No mold in the house. Clean panties in the house. That's what I want some of, yo. Not that shit.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Niggas, my brother's on show. Dub, you sure right, niggas. Don't worry, I'm finna get on these ass for y'all. Tell y'all niggas something, man. Real talk, I'm disappointed in y'all. I'm disappointed in y'all niggas. You knowin' your girl ridin' around here with them bad ass, slick ass tires on that car and she got you kids fam. Stop bein' cheap.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Go out and get your girl some brand new tires on that damn car. Damn the car you got. Tryin' to put rims on that shit in your motor bag. Trash! That damn old mobile got $700,000. Damn Nicole, you got trying to put rims on that shit in your motor bed. Trash. That damn old mobile got 700,000 miles on it. You think you looking good.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Nigga, you barely making it to the higher. AC don't even work in that mother. But you looking good, don't stop it. If you going to invest, nigga, invest in some ties when your girl come. Every time she drop them damn kids off at the school, she sliding up there. It's embarrassing. Yo, bad tie having ass, hoe, you fine, but your tie is slick, hoe. I don't wanna talk to you, your tie is slick.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Ho, you can't stop. That ain't safe. Now I got, now you getting into a wreck cause you got bad time. Now I'm with a bad bruised up hoe. I don't need that. I like my meat tender, not bruised up. How y'all feeling tonight? Wednesday night some of y'all gonna go to Bible study. I know I ain't go.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Know I need to be in somebody's church right now man. Know I need to be in somebody's church man. Thursday night football popping up tomorrow. Ravens, Bengals, Division game. Now I told y'all the other day, Lamar Jackson is the MVP in the Eels right now. 20 TDs, only two picks. Over 2,300 passing yard, over 500 rest yard. Ain't nobody else got them damn stats in the league right now. Lamar Jackson is a game changer. That's why I'm wearing this shit tonight, game changer. Y'all gonna put some respect on Lamar Jackson's name.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Oh, man, he gonna be in the pocket last four games. He can do for 275 motherfucking y'all. He's doing it to me He's doing it to me Who else a game-changer say cornbarkling for the Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Eagles. Last three games, he can have 159 yards, 108 yards, 176 yards. Philadelphia Eagles look like a different team when he get over 100 yard rushing. It's all I'm saying. They ain't got to put all that pressure on sipping syrup ass hurts no more.
Starting point is 00:22:20 They can say blue 42, hut, hand that motherfucker out or dump it out to him and watch Barkley do what he do It's a beautiful thing to watch another team win The whole is beautiful man what a man can do to a for organization the Giants didn't want him no more They said he was watched up injury prone. He ain't gonna beg and do it. But the good Lord said I still got my hand He ain't gonna beg to do it. But the good Lord said I still got my hand on you I'm gonna must meet the good Lord hang on us Some of us in need of a place some of you women on her been going through so much in your life with your man He's doing this and that putting hands on you and you steal down. Let me tell you something baby girl Get even with that
Starting point is 00:23:03 Want to get even with your man he been doing you bad go and sleep with his boss. That n***a get right. Yeah big boy now, cheat on him, watch him lose weight. N***a get down to his birth weight. I'm not bullshitting you. Ladies you wanna get your n***a back, cheat on him. They're gonna get the losing weight.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Now it might be some consequences if you cheat on him. Now I can't speak for no other man. I can't speak for no other man. I only can speak for me. You cheat on him. Bah! Letting you know right now, he ain't gonna have you. Nobody gonna have you.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Oh yeah. Bah! Why would you do that? I ain't gonna have you. Oh yeah. Pow. Why would you do that? Why would you want me to go there? I'm a real man. I didn't go to the army. I skipped out on the army. Real men skip out on the army.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Ain't what I do. It ain't what I do. You think real men don't stand there and fight real man get on the phone and call for help. I don't mind helping people. I don't. I'm not going to sit here and go blow for blow with somebody I don't know. Now if it's somebody in a wheelchair I'll put these mugs, I'll put knots on somebody on a wheelchair. I know y'all why, come on, Doug, you can't be doing that, took a distance. Shit!
Starting point is 00:24:30 Told you that two weeks ago and I'll tell you again, when a real man that got two feet can stand on his two feet and stand up and wanna fight me, I ain't got a motherfucking thing to say. But somebody in a wheelchair or got one leg and can't really move around. I dog them out. I Dog them out. I Go hard on the weak boy. I'm not boy. She I go hard on the week them wolf do it I don't say no to them damn wolf in one pound one is eight wolves and one elk elk ain't got no damn help Why y'all ain't saving them damn Elks?
Starting point is 00:25:04 damn hell why you ain't saving no damn hells I won't be to say this person out there in the wheelchair if they got an alien man I don't care for damn what they got I ain't got it I'll grab a nigga in the wheelchair and pick him up and talk to him you fucking with the one thing and bite him Mike Tyson on his neck and brag about it too. I jumped right on this live and go back. I put hands on. I'm here. I'm Timothy. Trump backing off the Colgate done lost his damn mind. I'm gonna tell you some Colgate.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Well, yeah, fam, stay your rabbit ass off it now. Are you going to run and don't wake up? You never don't want to win no more, you don't want crack, y'all don't want heroin, y'all don't want pills no more, y'all don't even fit now, fit now or I'm gonna put your ass in that grave. Y'all done took a high to a new limit. Y'all niggas really be trying to go with NASA so keep listening to preachers and you gon' wake up now. Man this shit don't do nothing for me no more shee fam aight? Aight? We be getting you a new suit. You won't know it but you be getting a new suit. Got to do better.
Starting point is 00:26:25 We got to do better. We gots to do better man. Gots to do better man. Get so much shit going on in the world. They show us each and every day man about America man. The land of the free. Some of you don't like it move. All this motherfucking complaining you don't like it, move. All this motherfucking complaining, you don't like it, move. You ain't got to be young him than there is over her.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Y'all motherfuckers ain't thankful no more. You ain't grateful no more. You been spoiled. Yeah, you were fed table food too motherfucking fast. Some of you were fed table food too damn fast. Your mama should have kept you on that gerbil a little bit longer. But when a n***a get tasted that chicken boy it's awful. Some of you got to taste the chicken too damn early. I know I did and I was cutting up as a youngster and
Starting point is 00:27:34 didn't have no guidance and didn't want to listen to nobody. But getting in that cop car humbled me. Getting in that cop car and telling me you ain't gonna see your friends for ten years buddy. You bullsh**t. No we're not. We got you me you ain't gonna see your friends for 10 years, buddy. You bullshitting. No, we're not. We got you. You ain't got me. You got them. Because I'm going to tell you what I want to know. Indeed. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:28:02 Just telling you the truth, man. Life is about choices, man. Either you make the right choice or you make the truth man. Life is about choices man. Either you make the right choice or you make the wrong choice. But you don't make a choice. Time we start uplifting one another man. Start downing one another. I'm not going to dislike you because you like that person or you like that person. Whoever you like is whoever you like like I ain't got none against that
Starting point is 00:28:26 Because remember what you eat don't make me shit Rule number one mind your motherfucking business You live in some apartments you have fighting upstairs You're gonna go up there knock on the door keep that shit down cuz you don't know what him or her going through I can done that before. My girl, they left her cutting up. I gotta go to where you need to be a man. I want to be a man in front of my girl. I want to be a man in front of my girl and let her know I can handle shit. So I go knocking on the door. Hey family, I need to cut that shit out.
Starting point is 00:29:01 that shit out. They hit me in my motherfucking job. I saw three of you. My girl coming up there. What's going on? She you see what's going on. I'm on the damn ground looking for my glasses and I mean, my glasses, but I'm trying to show off to you. So the nigga getting on my ass.
Starting point is 00:29:21 What my girl do? Not a mother fucking thing. Not nothing. These come up and get knocked out with me. Oh, we could be the knockout duo. So the nigga getting on my ass, what my girl do? Not a motherfucking thing. Not nothing, these come up praying get knocked out with me. We could be the knocked out duo, but no, you talking shit. Get out of here, get out of here, oh help. I'm gonna take you to the gun range, go get your shit out your purse
Starting point is 00:29:37 and do something to him, quick. Learn my lesson. My motherfucking business. I had a concussion when I came to. Came to my senses. She was touching on me, trying to talk on me when I came to my senses. Stop talking about me. I wouldn't eat none of this if I wasn't listening to you.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Instead of me taking my anger out on him, I took it out on her. I'm outta here. I'm going back to my mama's house. Ain't no bills over there. Even though mama mad, you a grown man, still living with me and you ain't paying no bills. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I'm your seed. I didn't ask to be here. I'm living with you. I'm still gonna stack my money up That's what I thought but mama when I got her new boyfriend, he didn't play that shit So I had to get out on my own and I've been out on my own ever since making me is me I Didn't have a friend but I'm making the best of what I got
Starting point is 00:30:44 I'm making the best of what I got. I'm making the best, I made that decision. And I'm living with it. So yes, when I go to work tomorrow, I'm gonna be happy that I'm on my bunker. Because ain't nothing more happen than seeing white people smiling. If white people smiling, they mean they not wilding. That mean I can ride down the road and ain't got to worry about the police we're pulling me over right now
Starting point is 00:31:08 cause they all excited to come back in office. It's hard being a black man, y'all don't understand it's hard. On some real shit, it's hard being us. Hard, but sometimes we make it worse when they pull us over. Sometimes best to keep your mother get my clothes.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Police got behind me, my homeboy. Everything cool. I'm complying. Yes, I drive license register. My homeboy with a motherfucking attitude. Shut up. Shut your motherfucking mouth, boy. Shut your mouth
Starting point is 00:31:47 Now we gotta step outside the car now we gotta step outside the car cuz he won't stop running his motherfucking mouth Police come to me come on my side man. What's going on, sir? I don't know. I don't know what's going on him this man I mean he just going just off Laws looking at me. They all confused. But we don't know what to do. Me being who I am. I looked around. Man shoot that n***a. He don't want to listen. You done told him ten times to stop resisting. Shoot him. Don't keep shooting him in the a**.
Starting point is 00:32:24 Give me the gun. Give me him. I beg that cop. Give me the goddamn gun. I shoot this nigga myself in the ass. I'm the bad bro. He telling everybody. Ah, man. He sold me out. Nigga, he sell you out. Nigga, we effort to let us go with no ticket.
Starting point is 00:32:43 You wanna run your motherfucking mouth. All because it't right I knew it wasn't right life ain't fair I knew it but I was trying to get home nigga I done took one of them roast porks I'm trying to get home to boo you been messed that up now I'm all I've been with them while I'm on hold I'm a grown man I'm a grown man. I'm in a horse fry cops. Lucky I ain't got no meat because they didn't even notice it. But I'm a grown man. I'm rock hard. Y'all don't even understand man. Y'all don't even understand man the shit I gone through in my life. I don't want nothing got these damn roach parts to go down through that on my girl. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get my ass kicked. I came here to get even understand man, the shit I go through in my life. I don't want nothing got these damn road spots
Starting point is 00:33:28 to go down through that on my girl. I can't even do it, cause the police got us hemmed up on side of the motherfucking road. I'm on hard, but they don't even know it though. My girl waiting on me. You know what I'm saying? Because if I don't get to her,
Starting point is 00:33:39 somebody else don't get to her. My girl gonna wait on me, she gonna get no meat she gonna creep I ain't been with a woman yet that ain't never cheated on me y'all you know what they know how to make me feel my girl live with me and talk about another man meat she dreaming about another man meat it's in my chest I had to wake that whore up out of sleep And you go talking to that nigga again. Miss talk to me. I'm right here with you. Talk to me.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Y'all, y'all ain't went through what I went through. I done went through the storm. Them hurricanes y'all getting down there in Florida ain't got shit on what I done went through. I don't want to gotta wake your girl about her sleep cuz she David Keep talking about that man me his name is me. His name is me King David Now my heavenly father My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I know you told me you wouldn't put no more on me than I can bow, Heavenly Father. Why don't you bless her to meet a man with that much meat, Heavenly Father?
Starting point is 00:34:55 What did I do that you deserve that, Heavenly Father? You filling her up. You filling her up, Heavenly Father,, I don't like that. I want her stomach empty. Because I can make groceries I want her to go down and eat all the food and get full, but you let her get full off me. I'm still rocking with you go heaven and fall even though it's hard I'm still rocking with you, go heaven and fall. Even though it's hard, I'm still rocking with you.
Starting point is 00:35:28 My love. My doula, my schoola. Brother Malcolm, my miss. Elijah, my humming, my miss. Louis Farrakhan, I need to talk to you, fam. I need to talk to you. I don't know what you talking to them sisters down there, but them sisters obey your command. They gonna cheat, they clean, they take care of their kids, they learn them, they teach them.
Starting point is 00:35:55 I need to talk to your father, cause these hoes I'm meeting here, they disrespectful. They not loyal. They don't even like they damn mama. They mama call them to perm their hair, they don't even want to perm their damn mama hair. If you don't want to perm your mama hair, how you gonna be faithful to me, ho? Why me, Lord? Why me? I'm a great guy.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I ain't got no meat, but I got a good heart. I can't fight, but I ain't no shit in my drugs. I can't read, but I can't fight but ain't no shit in my drawers. I can't read but I can dial 911. Why me having the problem? Why God has forsaken me? Watching this show man, this show being presented by Prospect y'all. Yeah, this show being presented by Prospect. Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's down below show man. This show being presented by prospect y'all You show be a presented by prospect use my promo code trash with the two H's down below man Yeah, five dollars putting in you get fifty dollars instantly you bet you don't mean you is more or less on your favorite play over Go that's all more or less you got job around and they got it for 20 points
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Starting point is 00:37:59 You ain't never stop You are alcoholic never stop. You are alcoholic. If you don't take your ass to AAE class next Tuesday, you ain't got a word about Trump. You're going to be writing what he's supposed to be. Austin, Texas, you know I'm going to see y'all this Sunday at Cap City. They ought not be now mother and seat Austin Texas this weekend at Cap City going grab them tickets right now. They available The big bad wolf coming to town Longhorns gonna run through frogs Longhorn's gonna run through Floog Saturday. I'm gonna be there from to the game.
Starting point is 00:38:44 So if all my Longhorn fans, I'm gonna be in Austin Saturday at the game. Meet me there. -♪ Bubba Dubs live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you, hell no. Hell no. Now, it's part of the show where we do the hell no. Yeah, fans send me questions, and'll tell them, let them know. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Or not. Somebody asked me what I ever disrespect a true Trump supporter. Hey, you see the way they're throwing their capital a couple of years ago. I'm not with the right people. I can tell you the motherfucker. Having bomb falls. Did I get told you got a motherfucker back having bond files? Bond files? Shit, a motherfucker with them right now? They been mad and angry, no white people, men been growing their face of her out, been trying to hide their identity, Trump won last night, Todd at work didn't have her no damn will.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Oh, he was clean saving this morning? How you doing Jerry? I'm fine boss It's a fine car you got out there. I know One for you. I wouldn't have it. You know, I'm capping. You know me. I'm capping. I'm saying everything. I'm saying all the right things Oh, yes, sir. I wouldn't have nothing Gotta know how to play the game know how to play it They got my integrity I'm getting that man. Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. My god work man. Fucked on my people. That's what I do
Starting point is 00:40:15 But in they face, I love Call respect Are you see T find out what it means to me? R-E-S-E-C-T, find out what it means to me. Tell y'all some shit, because I ain't gonna hold y'all long. I'm gonna tell you some real shit that happened to me this morning when I got to my job. We normally listen to music.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Just what my boss man would listen to this morning. Kanye West. Beautiful morning, don't mind my morning gray. I can't make it up. My boss will listen to Kanye West this morning beautiful Fresh coffee. Oh, I got them coffee. We're hitting two niggas. It was fold yours in my cup Krispy Kreme come here You know, I'm already hungry anyway going to work didn't go anyway. I knew we're gonna be some shit, but I didn't know that
Starting point is 00:41:01 I was already hungry anyway, going to work, didn't want to go anyway, because I knew it was going to be some shit. But I didn't know that was going to bring excitement. I was pouncing all down the damn work today. I didn't even smoke no weed on my break today. I wasn't breaking no damn rules. How you doing? I'm good.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I'm shit. Then they let us off early. We're getting reward now. Shit now I can't wait for job line right now and go get in the bed say my prayer and get ready for work I know I got doughnuts in the morning glaze glee y'all mad cuz y'all shit all you gotta do is ask don't like people give you what you want now tell me I want a piece of party I bet y'all have it Friday What kind you want That ain't a bad idea having pizza. I like that idea then they gonna go around ask everybody what kind they like watch
Starting point is 00:41:54 I'm like people have right now. You can go to the bank get along right now. I'm not bullshit. I'm going in the morning What's the morning what you need? I need five hundred thousand Watch me get it. You gonna know when I get that five hundred thousand? Shit. Breaking news, dub no longer doing podcast. I'm going fishing. I'm going fishing. I don't know what going on with my motherfucking Lakers tonight.
Starting point is 00:42:22 80 hour. Austin Reed can't hit a shot. D'Angelo can't get a shot. I don't want about the night is broom And damn job with getting off against her boy. You can't do nothing with a shooter when they get they get the right girl John we got the right good run right now with Edie and Jackson and all the machine and bangs Even though he ain't played a night shit shit we went down to the Memphis and later in it I know brown went down to a bomb a every favorite peanut bug and fried jelly sandwich that's why we lost the bigger question is who gonna beat Boston every night I see that yellow
Starting point is 00:43:03 moon face mother can take them going home if it ain't him it's brown if it ain't brown it's Pritchett if it ain't Pritchett it's holiday if it ain't holiday it's white I want that motherfucking teen drug tested a teen can't be that damn good y'all a teen can't be that damn good y'all. A team can't be that damn good. How y'all feeling man? Talk to the dude. Let me know your true feelings. How you feeling tonight? Real talk. Fellas go to the doctor. Your chest hurting nigga. That ain't even the gist you don't need no more pepsi AC nigga You need to go seek help fam. I'm wrong with you
Starting point is 00:43:50 You don't walk the same you don't talk the same you can't go out and play basketball the same no more All ever since I caught COVID nigga ain't got nothing to do with COVID nigga you sick Go get some help man You're sick Go get some help man Fuck all the bullshit go get some help. You need to be here for your grandkids Don't do my older niggas 45 and up on this motherfucker nigga. Yo, I hate to be wanting to tell you your old nigga Quit bouncing your ass around here like you still got it. Yeah, you can do it for a couple of minutes But tomorrow you ain't gonna be able to fucking get out the bed
Starting point is 00:44:24 Oh, I know. Oh I know Oh Go seek some help My river by no damn deck deck season over why we still talk my dad that is not no elite quarterback He's not even when he had a great offensive line. He wasn't elite his fools go I think he dog food on the coup. Because he ain't got, I think he eat dog food, man. The messed up the Cowboy season, the messed around where I had to change teams in the
Starting point is 00:44:58 middle of the damn season, man. I'm a Buffalo Bill, I'm a Baltimore Raven, I'm a Kansas City Chiefs. I'm a Washington commander. I'm a Philadelphia Eagle. I'm a Detroit Lion. I'm a holo. I don't give a damn what each and one of y'all say. Y'all can't do a motherf***** thing about it. And I've been showing you that. I'm running the Ravens tonight. Ain't no telling what I might have on the mile. Ain't no telling what I might have on the mile. Ain't no telling. Too much going on, man. It's just, everything is, it's a distraction. I don't know what's about to happen,
Starting point is 00:45:36 but they trying to distract us from something. I don't know what it is, but they trying to distract us. Don't be distracted, man. Keep pushing, keep putting in the hard work. Don't take no shortcuts. Don't let people leech and pull on you and try to pull you down and play victim. Acting like you own me on shit with a whooping girl around people like that, man. Who who feel entitled to what you got going?
Starting point is 00:45:59 Well, you got going on. You got people around you to feeling like they're entitled. Get rid of their ass real talk a motherfucking girl on your side and she posted you a good he didn't she better be providing great services cuz your time is up I get somebody in here half the price that spell do you hear me I get somebody in here half the price this bell Do you hear me? I? Get somebody in this motherfucker that have to practice back So if your specialty is spin and get no name you better get the spit And do it right
Starting point is 00:46:39 Or I call laws on you ho, ho, you a false ad. Like on Facebook, man, I'll cut that ad off on your ass. Thank y'all for watching this show tonight, man. Austin, Texas, go and grab them tickets Sunday night. See y'all again tomorrow night. You know I'm going live, man. Raven, B'Bangles, make sure you put your pics in too. Prize pics, put them in. Peace, love, I'm going live, man. Raven, my bangles. Make sure you put your pics in too. Prize pic, put them in.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Peace, love, I'm out. The Volume.

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