Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - STORY TIME WITH BUBBA DUB!!! YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS ONE

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

Y’ALL AIN’T READY FOR THIS ONE! Bubba Dub is back with another crazy Story Time, and this one is straight-up WILD! From hilarious mishaps to unexpected twists, Bubba got a story for everything and y’all already know it’s gonna have you crying laughing!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What it do everybody? Welcome to the Bubba Dubb Show. Welcome, welcome. Make sure you hit the like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Make sure you always keep your notifications turned on. You never know when we're going to go live over here on the Bubba Dubb Show. I'm going to get you all just a few minutes to get in get settled I know I hit y'all you know

I'm saying a little late notice but you know just one of them nights man why just fly telling stories man it's the stuff I need to tell you know because you know I love telling you know I'm a good talking man that's me you don't want nobody know your business don't tell me shit soon'll get out the phone with some call or somebody. You know something should get did, this and that. That's me. Don't tell me I can't hold. Real talk. Don't tell me you don't know. Dog gonna pin it. Real talk.

Blackmail, all kind of man. I'll kick you. I use everything I can to get your ass just for me to win. I'm not bullshitting. Welcome to the bubble. So, man, let me go and start the show off with this right here. Man, somebody got to talk about, man. Got a family member, man, that's, you know, I'm saying that was out there in the streets doing what he do, you know, I'm saying, moving them things.

And, you know, we we know we live by principles. No, we we we really we are in real knuckles. Yeah, we're going to do no talking. We're going to do none of that. Well, true story, my cousin, you know, I'm we real we are in real knuckles. Yeah, we're gonna do no talking. We're gonna do none of that. Well, true story, my cousin, you know, same supposed to be doing 15 years right now. I talk to him every week. You know, same good spirits holding it down. You know, I'm a guy, you know, no fan. I'm for the dog and walk this time down because I'm a real nigga. That's what I do. That's what he told me last week. But I got off the phone with him by two hours ago.

He was singing a different tune. All that real nigga, I'm holding it down. That shit was out the window. That tell me one thing, those niggas in there broke his ass down like a grill. Just those niggas in that penitentiary, done broke my fam down like he a grill. And you know about that reed no, mm-mm. All I heard was excuses so he could come home.

That's what I heard. Girl ain't putting nothing on my books. I ain't heard from a kid. My mama done turned the back on me. Man, you the only one look out for me, man. You know what I'm hearing? I'm hearing a nigga that's broken. I tried to tell you when I asked you, I said, hey, young, slow down. You ain't really missing. Will a hollering make her so fast? I'm gonna do this time.

I'm real. This is what I do, baby. Yeah, there'll be folk this honor. You ain't screaming that shit now, fam. You ain't screaming it now. but that's how the game go be real people that we used to grow a weed in the streets real niggas out here getting money but when they go to their penitentiary y'all it's a different thing I don't know what going on and don't give a damn but it's something in there that's changing real niggas who normally spit gang to the hoes,

now they're spitting gang to the niggas. Yeah, boy, shit, boy, you looking good, boy. You got the candy paint on the cars and shit. They be showing their pictures and all. Boy, you got the rings on that motherfucker. Boy, that thing, boy, you sexing the motherfucker, fam. That's how other men, talking to other men in the damn pen now.

And you think I'm shit. I'll fight my way up. I step in, okay, no way. I feel like I do no damn time. I'm a being a fire. I'll be the sickest goddamn prisoner ever. Look, I'm in the I'm in there firmly my whole damn sentence. Now,

shit. Make it make sense, y'all. Now this, this my fam. I consider him to be that guy. Yeah, he doing time for somebody else. He don't, he one of them dumb ones. He ain't, he ain't feeling that no motherfucking no. He ain't feeling it.

Why? Cause those niggas done spit game to him. Some niggas in there done talk to him about them boxers. I don't know what's going on. You gonna put out on the floor? Somebody done talk to my fam about them boxers. He gonna need therapy, I don't need it. Because I can hear him in his motherfucking voice.

His words were trembling. Like Ebony on Playhouse Club when she got caught by Diamond. Y'all, I wish I could make this shit up. I'm not making it up to y'all, man. I'm praying for anybody that's behind them bars that ain't like that. My fam, he ain't like that, y'all. He done got some meat in that motha. He done got some horse meat in there. I know. Anytime he goes from talking like that, to talking like a woman himself,

he done took some meat. My God. They sit high and see low. I pray you wrap your arms around my family member now. I know I don't know who it is, but I know they're killing them softly. is, but I know they they they killing them softly No, I got that feeling I got that what them hoes be saying got intuition I got the intuition that he had been found a way in that mama fuck I know it

When he call me again tomorrow, I'm gonna get it out of him. Fam you ain't got to lie to me. I'm your fam I'm gonna be here for you no matter what Damn, you ain't got to lie to me. I'm your fam. I'm gonna be here for you. No matter what I'm fucking slice you 150 on your books, too I need to know You're gonna took some me tonight. Don't don't shit get me in you. I ain't gonna say a motherfucking word. I am Soon as that nigga tell me He didn't bent over in that motherfucker. I'm calling every family member. I know and tell them the news I'm calling every family member

The big ruffus puffy motherfuckers there was a real walking around these streets each and every day then Goddamn bending over Yeah, big rus, big Rufus, getting in over now. Throwing thongs and shit, writing letters like he a real killer. Stop it. Stop writing to him now. Court him, get this court in order. Niggas going, lying, doing, you know what I'm saying? Niggas lying in there. Nigga be PC up. I was in population, you know you would. You ain't seen nobody but that damn doctor.

That's the only person you seen. And why y'all so worried about people snitching all the time? Who tells them damn if they'll snitch or not? I don't give a damn about nobody talking. The only thing talking on me, I don't give a damn. To y'all. These niggas ain't ho- the streets dead. Do you get- the streets dead.

Ain't doing no motherfuckin' time no more. You out here living good, getting money, getting women, whatever you getting, you're getting. You from the, go through 30 years? When you can come home and buy yourself shit. I don't give a damn about y'all knowing I'm a snitch. I put my name up there. I don't give a damn. Put me in the courtroom, I'm talking.

And I'm talking all goddamn day, too. I'm talking all day. I'm talking my shit ain't got nothing to do with my case. JFK for Al's, come here. Martin Luther King for Al's, come here. Gaddafi, come here. Nipsey, come here. I'm talking about everybody else's trials,

what's going on, it's self-reliant. Little motherfucking way I got children at the house, depending on me, and I'm gonna go ahead and lay down for somebody else? Is you crazy? I'm gonna be the only one in that motherfucking casket. Me, all of me, I'm the only one in there, ain't nobody gonna be in the hole in my head, none of that. So therefore you gonna be the only one in that motherfucking, in that jail. Don't be mean, don't be dull.

Oh fam, you ain't a real nigga, so? You ever done about being real? Don't be a gangster, not a man. I'm a squirrel. Keep it down, but y'all call me no snitch motherfucker, I move in Montana. Ain't no niggas in Montana. I ain't got a word about nobody in Montana

calling me a snitch. I move in Montana become a rancher I move in Montana become a rancher Yellowstone ain't got shit on me Kevin Costner, bubba, duh, I'm not stuck on him God damn I'm out there with the herd. That's me. I ain't spirit Ain't nobody gonna bother you if you move to Montana. White people won't watch someone young like me to Montana. They looking for some diversity, god damn it, who I am, sign me up.

I'll be the baddest son of a bitch in Montana. Ain't got nowhere to fight, all I got to worry about fighting wildlife. And if I can survive this long around here with these damn killers, I can survive up there in Mon-town. Do you hear me Cole? Ain't no niggas coming around no Cole. Well, I ain't got to worry about nobody breaking in. I ain't got to worry about nothing. God damn it, I'm around you. Sitting your dove in in one town. Just telling y'all, man.

Don't let that stigma bother you, man. I don't want to be called no rat. You better get your ass home. Your mama got one good leg and one good heel. She needs your ass, Arthur. Arthur, your mama needs you around the house, but you want to go be a real n***a. Go ahead, get it. Go home. All through your mama need you run the house hip and her but you want to go be a real new boy

You ain't be a like that author Your mama was a nurse your daddy was a pastor how you are her sending dope nigger Good look Cut no, you wouldn't raise like that Arthur you wasn't raised like that Arthur. You wasn't raised like that. But in the street store you out here acting like you... Don't do it. Don't do it y'all. Don't throw your life away behind bullshit. Don't throw your motherfucking life away behind bullshit.

Trouble easy to get into, hard to get out of man. Yeah pride, pride to a lot of folks man. Yeah pride of how you dying now crying. Yeah, yeah knowing you ain't dead now but you won't now man. We ain't doing that. It don't take that long for them people to get information out you. You can tell what you want to tell on the way down now and making that much better. I mean when they talking to the DA and all that you know he started giving information Well, I mean you damn like I did I didn't leave I've been leave nothing

That helps you in court When the judge see the shit he looking at it cooperated cooperated cooperated No need for first part of second part of third don't need for it. He was third don't need for that he was all for this you got him like i was on well mr morgan we're gonna get this 30 30 30 years singers down to six months she and that's six months i'm in the infirmary i got a goddamn high do you remember i just told y'all six Six months I'm in the family, but I'm writing letters home like I'm in general public. Every day these whole ass niggas can't see me.

I walk around here, they gonna do shit to me. They showing me love. Them the letters I'm writing, even though I'm in the family. Come home on the streets, lying and everything. Man, the pen ain't shit, nigga. I did that on my head, you feel me? I did that on my head, man. Yeah, I did that.

Lying like a muck-a-mucka. That's what niggas do, niggas lie. That's what they do. They lie all the time. It's hard to find out who real and who fake, but the fake one look real. Real don't even look fake no more. I mean, real, you know what I'm saying?

The real don't look real no more. I better stop trying to impress these folks, man, and live for you, because they ain't living for you. They living for theyself. Do you understand what I'm saying? They living for theyself. Telling y'all what's going on.

You know the thing I'm going to talk about? I'm sick and tired. Or you know her on the side having assholes. I ain't got all the money for my rent. My baby car seat nasty. I ain't got no baby silver. Daddy hand, daddy feet. Musty lace front wig, wine, assholes.

I'm sick of y'all. I beggin' this motherfuckers I ever seen in my life Must be nice all your big pay. I don't know how I'm gonna get my paper. You better pray to God You better pray to God cuz I'm not saving your ass. No damn. No, I'm sick of the lies Oh, I'm sick of the motherfucking lies I'm sick of the lies, ho. I'm sick of the motherfuckin' lies. Told me you gonna ride me like an open road, but you ain't doin' nothin'.

Schoolin' on my look ass me. Scorin' my shit up, ho. Quit schoolin'. Sick of the fuckin' lies. Oh, and I get my stamps on the lookout. You ain't got them yet? Hey, y'all, you ain't got stamps, ho. What they gonna do?

Keep playin' with me. I'll call CPS on your motherfuckin' ass right now. Hey y'all, you ain't got a special. You think I'm done? Keep playing with me. I'll call CPS on your mother, get in there right now. Or you can leave your kids at the house all week, come over and suck this meat. You didn't do that. Hmm? That $275 made you jump. I would get sent if you do it or not.

Let's leave your kids at the high by they said, I give you $275 right now. Got them before I could hang up the phone, you was at the door. You didn't get that goddamn 100 pay time to digest. You was already, you was all over me. You were doing the alligator roll on my shit and I loved it.

Loved it. I was supposed to take my mama to the doctor the next day. I overslept because of that goddamn alligator head you gave me. Sweet my toosie roll motherfucker you. I'm sick of your lies. Told me you were working overtime. I called up the whole. You been to left work 45 hours ago. Yeah.

I'm all by your home, girl. I ain't seen no notion. Because if I do, I'm throwing a flag, ho. So where you been? What I want to know, don't you lie. So goddamn, I'm already going to jail. Goddamn it. I'm going to make it count when I do.

You ain't going to keep playing me like this. You ain't't gonna keep making me look like no fool around this mom. Oh Something gonna happen. I don't know if it's gonna be sugar in your tank Something going on with your mama her job But damn it something gonna happen when your phone gonna ring and it's gonna be oh God, oh my you damn right. He did what you damn I done it And I do it. I'm not gonna play with you hoes no more, man. That shit dead to me. God damn it, you damn right I'm repo'ing call. I bought this in my motherfuckin' name from you.

I'ma get to work. Walk! They walked in the Bible. They walked everywhere else in the Bible. God damn it, you can walk now. But you gon' now But you don't Call my my car see fuck it. I bought it anyway I bought that motherfucking car. So you didn't have shit. No infamy or the I've raised that motherfucking child. I give with my own love to Terristic I raised that motherfucking child like it was my own love that terraced him, terraced him. And it's the motherfucking things I get. I can't wait till we have court and CPS court.

I can't wait to go in there and testify on your nasty ass. Your Honor, she ate this meat for 75 dollars. She did what? She ate this meat, sir. She did, sir. My eye rolled back, sir. I couldn't see. I lost vision like Ray and the memory Ray Cho. I lost vision. All I could do was just feel for this. I can't see her, but I could feel her. And she's, HURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURURUR Oh, that's some sensational shit. I wanted it time after time after time. I will leave work Do you hear me? I will leave work. Have my homeboy call up and say family emergency I'm going to that motherfucker who made me lose vision. I Want to lose sight I say Lord that's the kind of head I'm talking about

But I fell in love with that motherfucker. Y'all these are my confessions. I fell in love with that motherfucker. She didn't have a car, she did then. She didn't have a home, she did then. I'll up break this motherfucker. I ain't lying. Christmas time, that's talking bull. Do you hear me? Christmas time, that's talking bull. I don't love it. Grocery, bull. Dad came, bull. The weed in the gut, bull. I'm sick of the lies. Some of y'all been lied to right now and you ain't gonna install it. Some of you do know it, you ain't gonna care. You just ain't lowkey got the money.

You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money.

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You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. You ain't got the money. I'm sick of the lies. Some of y'all been lied to right now and you don't even know it. Some of you do know it, you don't care. You just, you ain't low with this motherfucker.

I get it, fam, but it ain't worth this number heartache, number headache in the end. Do you hear me? You start going crazy. You need to seek counseling. You start having withdrawals. Now I ain't had this motherfucker about three weeks now, y'all, I'm going through it.

It's probably why I'm on here telling y'all about this shit. Now I'm having withdrawals about this motherfucker. Real talking, I know some of you watching this show tonight. Doug, what about Nadine? This the motherfucker I'm gonna power? This ain't nothing but a old hoe. I thought them cougars was the one. They ain't shit.

They ain't nothing but a old hoe. I thought them cougars was the one. They ain't shit. They ain't shit. That bad hip one leg mama fucker cheating on me. I thought I'm the one who gonna do the cheating, but she don't wait to me. I ain't had no goddamn goulash in a week and a half. Mama called and trying to figure out what going on. Mama, I don't wanna talk. I don't wanna talk.

I don't wanna talk. Thought I had something good in there, y'all. I ain't gonna lie, I remember I came over talking about it, bragging about it. I should have kept my motherfucking mouth closed. I should have kept my motherfucking mouth closed. I should have kept my motherfucking mouth closed. I should have done it, but I didn't showing out feeling good about myself. Got me one. I'm telling you what she doing this and that them back by it on my

bag. Y'all don't even understand how you feel in the night, man. How y'all doing, man? How y'all feeling, man? How y'all feelin', man? Your boy goin' through it, y'all. Hit the like button, hit the share button, man. We got 927 people on here, man. We already had 19,000, man. What the hell goin' on, man?

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Put it in your rotation, download it, whatever you gotta do. But make sure you download the Bubba Dubb show. Man, y'all talk to me man, how y'all feeling my Derek? What'd it do my guy? East LA and the boy Louisiana what it do BJ what it do Famo appreciate the love y'all showing out there man It's all bad. My it ain't women ain't like they used to be mine. You know, I'm sorry my is It's hard Been crying all motherfucking day, man. Smoking all day, man. You know what I'm saying? My heart hurt like a motherfucker, man.

You know people be trying to talk to you, it's gonna be okay. Man, that's some bullshit. You know what I'm saying? That's some no way. It ain't go. It ain't. I almost said it ain't gonna be okay. It ain't gon' be okay. It ain't. Y'all don't know how this shit feel, man. Y'all don't know the pain I feel, man. Y'all don't know how I'm going through my mind. Put this six tape out with Nadine. Bitch, that bitch better stop playing with me.

Bitch, I'll upload it right motherfuckin' now. Give a damn about you being nobody's grandmother or mother. I'll upload this motherfucking video right now. Take out, but I don't want the world to see my one-inch hamster. It ain't ready for the world yet. I wouldn't hide in the world. I'm not hiding the world from my one-inch monster. I hide my one-inch monster hiding the world from my one is monster. I'm hiding my one is monster from the work.

Y'all pray for me, man. Y'all don't even know sometimes, y'all. I don't even know, man. I don't know if I'm coming or going. I got a restraining order put on me. Man, I don't want to that woman job. I've been trying to go to a crib. I didn't contact her pastor. I didn't contact the doctor who when she was born,

you know what I'm saying? That motherfucker like 94. He still remember though. No, no more y'all. Somebody say, that girl about to get their taxes day on their best behavior you better be You better be cuz they getting back by 10 acts They don't fuck it. Oh, I'm sorry man

These women get their taxes and they fuck it off three four month Right back selling ass. You know, I'm not yeah Yeah, it was February, March, April, May, they cool. June to December, they back selling ass. You know I ain't lie. They ain't giving them no cap. They ain't giving them no head when they got money. But soon as them hoes broke, look at your phone.

Hey big head, you don't know nobody no more. That's when them'm home, bro. And they ready to do whatever. And they ready to do whatever. And I got a pocket full of celery. God damn it. Come here. I knew you would. I knew you'd find your way back home. Come here. Oh yeah, there he is. There he goes, there a stay gold, gold and get But them hoes gone always find their way back home Yeah, they get full with me Yeah when they eat, they come way past the billy

Yeah, they ain't forgot Tell you, you feed them all ruckus They gone come back one way or another. They come back snooping around trying to figure out what's going on. Damn right. You talk to Grandpa Green on the other side. It wasn't number one. Don't over tell.

Hey, I'm from Texas. Come get some of this San Augustine grass, baby. I'm not. San Augustine grand, baby. Come here, come here. Thought you were gonna come back. I really did. I was done with you.

The lie you told. The lie you told. You were gonna come back. I knew you were gonna come back. Now since you back, let's get past it. Come here, I ain't trying to go there with you no more. But we going to be. I already got some cruise. Where we going? Cosmere. I'm sick of Cosmere. I want some feta. I got to snuck some weed on this cruise. Oh, smokin' Yeah, gettin' off

Getting off. She trying to figure out how my thang keep stayin' hard because I on PED, baby I'm rockin' on the boat. Yeah, playin' they a little. Rock the boat, work positions You're out the boat, work positions on. Change it for me, work it for me. Ooh, I like your stroll. I'm in slow. That's what I'm listening to, y'all. Let it flow, let it flow. Hey, work the middle.

Work. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I shouldn't have talked to you, but you did, bitch. But you did. One of them motherfuckers out here at night. Don't you get tired, hell no. Don't you get tired of having all that? It's what I ain't gonna get tired of,

if you been through with. I don't gonna get off, if you been through. I don't wanna see your face. I got the champagne, lightning-old brown hair when you pulled it on your old girl. You know. Looking for the pimples on the way. Oh yeah, that's what going on on them crows.

Just fucking, bitch, I put you on a crow. We set it to Mexico and shit. You on the phone calling a girl, bitch, I you on a cruise. We set it to Mexico and shit. You on the phone calling a conker bitch I'm on a cruise I'm fucking need the whole shit out you tonight Fuck killing piggy. You must be used to me spending All that sweet wine I'm getting you tonight And another one. Yeah got your girl on speaker. I'm talking now you should have came to

She's a little bit cold. Why are you stopping your message? Next time we're going to trip you come to me shit Damn right. I need to for me Come on, we'll leave my girl. You a meagre. You for real? I am. Come here. You see, it's their junior Christmas came. Right?

Yeah, you want me to have them new deals? I'll give them. What color? Why you real? I'm the black one. I'll get them out for them. I'm showing how. She on the phone, Oh, why you real in the black one? Get them out of here. I'm showing how. She on the phone, the honk, get this bitch got the new DM, they sold out. He got him though, girl.

My mate got the sugar right now, he got three pounds. Got him all kind of jerseys and hats. I mean, I'm fucking with this nigga whole time. It's her best friend. I'm her best friend. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What? Come here. hope it's for me. Pfft hahahaha What?

Come here! Come here! Don't y'all tell this story now, now this between me and y'all now y'all gonna get me in trouble Don't y'all go back and repeat now what y'all been heard now, go off what you see not what you heard now, I told y'all I see better than I hear

That's all I'm saying But you gotta watch the morning come around you and the girl what you heard now I told you I see better than I hear I saw them saying but you gotta watch the morning come around you and your girl they can't even my eyes yeah nigga she's lucky yeah you right bitch she is she's lucky to have a nigga like me but you can't too you play your course right if you play your course right you might just get the man you looking for women. Do you hear me? You're not if you play on them. What's your aim? You're too anxious. So anxious.

You know I'm talking dirty. Say I'm so anxious. Being so anxious. You give it away. You make your girl feel like, bitch, like my nigga. You women gotta back off. Be uninterested in your nigga. If y'all don't see how you with that nigga, I could never.

I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never.

I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never. I could never. You make your girl makeup feel like it's like my nigga you women gotta back off be on be on interested in a nigga Don't say how you with that nigga. I could never That's how you play it off cuz I'm doing that too. She's black boom bring around no more the whole time I'm ready. What do you do, man? How y'all feeling tonight? Big Boney B's what he do? Self made what he do, man? Let me talk to y'all on every night, man.

Somebody say double dip, double dipping for a show. Two for one special for a show. Daffy C what he do, Femo? Preset that Gleesaw. Preset that Femo. Jeopardy Bay what he do? LaVale what he do, man? What he do, man?

What he do, man? What he do, man? What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do?

What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do? What he do? special for sure. Daffy C what it do Femo? Preset that Gleeso. Preset that Femo. Jeffrey Bae what it do? LaVale what it do man? What it do man? Yeah play your cards right you gonna be good I promise you that. Somebody hit me you know it's part of the show we do the uh hell nah say me somebody hit me, you know, it's part of the show we do the uh, hell nah, somebody hit me and said, dude, you ever do a threesome with a dude? No, hell no. I'm not fucking stood, gonna be in that room. Everybody else gonna have to eat a bitty bitch. Do you hear me? Ain't gonna be nobody else in there.

Not no man, shit. I don't know, I'm cleanin' here. That rising to the occasion, it's gonna be some cakes everywhere else. Damn right. Two women and me and I'm all for it. Nobody know what the hell, shit. I gonna play them games like I hold. Never. Yeah, I niggas out there swinging.

There's some swingers just watching this show right now. Y'all some nasty sumbitches. But keep doing, I like it. I like finding one of them white girls. I am a man. I like finding one of them white girls. We go to them swinging parties like we've been together forever. I don't know her and she don't know me, but she got her eye on who she want and I got

my eye on who I want to come here with. That real estate agent Rachel coming. Surprised to see you, partner. I'm surprised to see your ass too. But ain't no talking during this session. It's so goddamn hungry and going on here. White boy Jerry named Jerry, he want what I got. And I want what he got.

He want Mandy and I want Rachel. It's an evenness change, just be asking. Cause I'm leaving the stain on Rachel. I'm coming from the hip weed on Rachel. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I put some oil on her. Come here.

I'm gonna say I'd like to. Guess who texted me every day. What you doing, friend? Shit. I ain't know you. You got about 15 million century years scheduled? I do. Come here.

Runnin' it. Runnin' it. It's like she had an animal. Runnin' it. Can't get up on me. Man, to heat me up. When we goin' back? I don't know. I'm over the other Rachel all the time. Oh yeah. Two months ground breaking, new house I'm buying. God damn right. You let my regular in you know right now Rachel the reason why I'm In house I will not get them Rachel's them Jessica's the Mandy's them Hevel's them sarah's

them some good Right nothing like going to the right for how when they stole a dog without a blank man. You walk up in that motherfucker and that daddy looking. Oh, this guy. Shit, your son-in-law knew? That's who I am. How you doing?

We can't do nothing. My parents in this house, they don't allow that shit Giving it to Rachel hard then I'm not ain't got no meat. So I'm having sexual Rachel real motherfucking hard Yeah, you think Aaron Hernandez in their room Goddamn right. I ain't got no meat, but do I rough her motherfucking ass up boy? She says the best sex alpha Bitch got a CTE sleeping with dog Blue said 42 Hut

Cows sugar ball let her make a make a tell her spin around she spin around but go I hear right no motherfucking job She Hmm I know how to roll play world Thank God the first black guy of a ever met and had no penis, but he That's what she telling her friend You in you bill and you bill She called me boogie My boogie you damn right I am come on, baby

Take me out to eat. What you gonna eat my boogie asparagus Rib eye steak. How big size of your motherfucking bag? is thin potatoes That's what I'm on these days I don't know about you but that's what I'm on Come here! That's what I'm on these days, I don't know about y'all, but that's what I'm on! So when you see me tipping through wild wild wild, don't you say a motherfucking word. Don't you say a motherfucking word.

Boobadoo with that flat ass white girl, she might got a flat ass, but she got a goddamn American Spritz corn. Come here! Yeah! flag ass but she got a goddamn america's press call come here yeah approved approved approved come here everybody in the family finna have good credit now i'm gonna run through rachel i'm gonna see she gotta learn she gotta her I'm gonna give a hug nigga wake up call Don't worry, I won't give it to her

I'm not give it to a real good everything I can get a pot off her and they one day when she tried to call me Yeah I'll box you. Yeah. And soon she pull up in my yard with that booze shit on that Karen type shit. Nine, one, one. She's deranged. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you got to do it, Cleo. Real talk.

Hey, I'm just telling y'all what it is, man, and what it can be. Everything can work out just fine if you women play a role. They play a role? You got it, man, baby. Some of you women ain't working. All you gotta do is cook and clean, but you still complaining. What is you complaining about? All you gotta do is cook and clean your sucks meat. What you complaining about? Cause what you crying crying about the next bitch ain't trying to the next bitch. She don't know how she pan up here

Right now she going through it. She said I'll wake up and down a kid frustrating a boyfriend either dead or in jail She just praying for a blessing. You got a motherfucking blessing in your own way Yeah, don't wanna go away This is pretty did you see me looking at it's what you want. That's what you both. That's what I'm going Throwing it away Yeah, don't want to go away This guy's free that you see me looking at it's what you want. That's what you both. That's what I'm gonna hang off Yeah, you women got the best you guys seen you looking at it, that's what you want. That's what I'm gonna help She's gonna be in your position. Take home. I'm gonna help her got no lens about her me She don't think they can do it, but I will show her.

All that motherfuckers like I did, they were oiling up them nickels. All that bitch up for 45 minutes. Goddamn it, fucker. I'm gonna make another one. I ain't know I can do all this shit like a thing you ain't know. But goddamn it, I'm her teacher. I'll teach you. I teach you. Do you hear me? I will teach you. You get your mind right.

Thank y'all for tuning in to tonight's show, man. Peace and love, blessings, I'm out. The Volume.