Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Story time with Dub!! Bubba is sick of being lied to!!

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live for story time. He’s sick of being lied to!! Why do people keep telling him that Dak Prescott is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL!? Everybody just lying for no reason!!Also, Bubba tells the story of when he went away to jail and his girl cheated on him with his cousin, smh!! Plus, a hilarious Hell Nahh segment to close out the show.#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume my show, go on and hit the like button. Y'all in for a treat tonight. Go on and hit the like button. Go on and hit the subscribe button right now. I'm feeling good right now. I know you feeling good right now because ain't nothing else on TV right now. Ain't nothing else on TV worth watching but me. Damn it, here I am. Now what I wanna talk about, talk about tonight,

ladies and gentlemen, studs if I got a couple of them tonight, I want to talk about somebody been lying to me. What's going on though? Yeah, my whole life, all I ever heard was the jailhouse had the worst food ever. It's trash. If that's the case, why these niggas keep gaining all this damn weight? I want to know. If that's the case, why are these niggas keep gaining all this damn weight? I wanna know!

Look at Young Thug. Young Thug was 140 pounds soaking wet. Now he the same size as Martin when he played on Big Mommas. Put jailhouse through trash. Stop it! Somebody been lying to me. And it's gonna end right here tonight. It's gonna end right here tonight. It's going to end right here tonight. Now y'all told me, Rogerio Jones told us

that that Prescott was one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL. Somebody lying to me. He the best at throwing interceptions. He the best at throwing interceptions, he the best at throwing to the opposing teams. That's what that good at, keep turning the damn ball over. But we're supposed to feel sorry for him.

As fans, we got to chill out and relax. We've been waiting eight, nine damn years on the cold. He just like Santa Claus, he never show up when we need him to. I've been waiting on Santa Claus my whole damn life. Waiting on him. Me and the rats and the roaches been waiting up on Santa to come down here and get these cookers and milk. And his fat ass ain't never show up. That's Dak. It's Sam. He ain't real.

Dak Prescott a fire drill. Seem real, but never really real. Got some frustrations going on tonight. I've been going to therapy for my anger issues with the cowboy losing. Ain't nothing a damn shrink therapist can do for me right now. It is what it is. Know how y'all feeling? Y'all see what I'm wearing everybody else jersey because I'm trying to cope with my losses.

I done lost too much damn money so far this year on them Dallas Cowboys. Y'all come on here to vent. I didn't lost too much damn money so far this year on them Dallas Cowboys. I come on here to vent. Hell, I done went in the hole betting on them damn boys. But it's Wednesday night, nevertheless. We gonna learn something tonight. Motherfuckers be lying for no damn reason. Y'all got them? I got him. I got

Don't be lying for no damn reason and I'm sick of it. Yeah, a lot of you in your motherfucking face, too Bam, you got 20 that I can buy now. I ain't got it lying like a motherfucker Then you see him 30 minutes later over here at the dope house buying grams But you over here by ground, that's a bit. Yeah, you got 20 to smoke, but you, oh, you okay? I was doing the same thing you were gonna do. I ain't gonna lie, you were gonna give me that high 20, I was gonna come over here and gram it out for my people,

but bad. Say I tell my people this only live right here tonight, man. People be lying for no damn reason. I mean, when I went to jail, true story, I went to jail, I was going to be in jail six months. I asked my girl, I said, baby, I'm going to be gone six months. Don't lie to me. Can you stay faithful? Until I'm gone? She said, babe, I ain't never cheated on you and I never will. I'm feeling good, okay? Eight hours go by, shit, okay?

Cool, I ain't tripping, I got six months, I ain't doing no good. The next time I call home, when I heard my cousin answer my phone at my motherfucking house, I knew then I was coming home. And just like I told him, bam, you at my crib, aw man,

you at my crib, I'm coming home. I. I knew then I was coming home. And just like I told him, bam, you at my crib. Oh man, it ain't like that. I just came over to help with the fire stick. Who came back? Well remember this, nigga. Where you at is where I'm about to be. And where I'm at is where you finna be. And I made that dream come true.

You ain't got no motherfucking business being at my girl house, dog. I don't play that dog. You ain't over there to fish no fire stick. You over there getting that cat. So when I put him in jail, my whole family mad at me. You ain't right. You evil. How could you do your cousin like that how could he do me like that nigga lay up in my bed on my motherfucking urn mattress that i done went down there and stole

from wal-mort I did that I broke in wal-mort got the urn mattress brought it back to the crib urn it up told my girl lay your big head ass down now you got to sleep on the floor no more we got urn mattress but you over there with the fire stick. Stop it. Stop it. But I'm the bad person though. I ain't done nothing wrong, y'all. I was finna go do them six months.

I was gonna eat them. Six months, I'm gonna take that. But when I call home, you answer my motherfucking phone like everything could? No, it's not. I don't like nobody in my family now behind me. I don't go to family reunions. I don't walk with them. I asked my girl, lie to me.

Did you sleep with my cousin? Yes or no? She said, I ain't gonna lie, I did. And she said, she'm gonna lie to me. Did you sleep with my cousin? Yes or no? She said I ain't gonna lie I did and she said she fell in her chest. I passed out What kind of meat do a nigga got for you to feel it in your motherfucking chest? That's what my girl told me that my cousin meat was hitting her motherfucking chest I passed out after them god damn comments. I knew then I could never have him back on the streets again. Me in the chest having looking at ass nukes. No, you know what they do to your mind, your brain.

Every time me and my girl having sex, she telling me, you know what I'm saying, she telling me, you know what I'm saying? She feeling it. Come on baby. You ain't got to do me like that. You ain't feel, you know you ain't feel my shit in your motherfucking chest. That's heartburn and hope and you know it but I'm the bad guy. You know I'm the bad guy. Everybody do me wrong but I'm the bad guy. Okay I'm tender. Okay I'm so motherfucking what. If we go on a date you give me a kiss on cheek woof woof. I'm gonna call everybody I know, we're gonna go now, that's just me. But I ain't no bad person though.

I ain't out here sexually assaulting people and all that. Never. See, we praise the people who do bad to people and the people who do good, y'all down. I'm a down in my family. Everybody wanna push on me, make me do this and that things I don't really want to do. But see, when I toughen up, when I get some nuts and start going to the police, all of a sudden now, I'm the bad guy. I ain't right now. I'm gonna just restricting the mind. And I'm sick of my cousin them. I'm sick of y'all calling, getting over on my

grandma, telling my grandma y'all ain't on y'all ain't on that dope no more in your line, you know My cousin went to my grandma house and stole all her damn pills My grandma back hurting can't sleep tossing turn. She ain't got no more pain made come a cousin the fucking stolen Now my ain't well Well, you know, he just needs some help. We're gonna try to put him in rehab. I'm gonna put that nigga in jail! He not going on rehab no more! No! Y'all always wanna baby him, I'm not baby him no more! His ass going to jail! Grandma on her can't even motherfuckin' open her eyes, cause she in so much motherfuckinucking pain. She can't get her old fat ass in there and cook me no greens and red beans and rice because

she ain't pain. I want that red beans and rice. I want them green cornbread, pork chop, I wanna eat some of that. But I can't cuz she can't get out the bed cuz she ain't pain. Because her grandson done stole all her damn pills. Now if you gonna steal her damn pills, let's make some money fam. That's all I'm saying. I got some nicks, you got some nicks, we can get it in like that.

Ain't no sister grummo suffering the way she's suffering right now. At least I could've got some money off of them. I'm dealing with all this, now I'm dealing with the Lakers, they ain't doing a damn thing tonight. Now when down in Cleveland and Laker, damn it. D'Angelo Russell, when you gonna sow up fam? You ain't sowed up yet. Looking like gold dust with that damn blonde hair Don't start this shit you start out good you see that's what I don't like

you start out teasing me good man Laker's looking real good man now y'all right back like y'all wore last year bullshit Real good, man, now y'all rank back like y'all wore last year. Bullshit. And you're like your kids, when you tell your kid, get up in the morning, brush your teeth, get ready for school, and after 20 minutes, like you're going to, they're still in the bed. Bullshit. Get your ass up out they bed.

Some of you niggas watching this show now got grown kids. Y'all, you and your wife go to work come back home your kids still there ain't this shit I don't motherfucking day but got they hang out and telling you they hungry Nigga you 23 24 get your ass out somewhere and get you a damn job They big niggas at the family reunions, they don't don't want to work, but they gonna go to that family reunion. Man, it's hard out here. Know what, ain't nigga? You gonna want to work.

You want somebody to give your ass something. Ain't nothing. If you're watching my show right now, you in your 45s and up 50s and up, stop taking curriculum kids back and help they self. It's time to let them motherfuckers go. It's time to let them motherfuckers go It's time to let them go My grandma got my cousin down there living with her rent free He ain't paid now another motherfucking bill and you gonna steal from granny And now your mama bald-headed ass can say he we gonna sit in the rehab

I'm like I'm sitting in the jail ain't? And I hope you watching this motherfucking show. When I get woof or win, wherever he at, that's where the police going. Let me get to the show. I'm sorry, y'all need to get that off my chest. So far this year, who y'all got, y'all MVP? Who is the NFL MVP so far this season? I got to go with Lamar Jackson. Yeah, 17 touchdown, two picks, 81 carries, 501 yards over 2,099 passing yards. Right now, the season

ended right now, it's going to Lamar Jackson, the same Lamar Jackson that negotiated his own contract. Don't like boys up top, didn't like that shit. But with this goddamn color coming in here, talking about they don't need a damn agent and he's going to represent himself. Old boys up top didn't like that. They don't like Lamar, but Lamar bought it. Lamar said, I don't need no damn agent getting 10, 20 percent from me. I'm gonna keep all this bread to my damn self. And you know what? I'm loving it. I'm loving it. Sometimes you got to do shit by yourself.

Sometimes you want a little help and it's okay to get some help, but sometimes you know what? Stay your ass where you at. I can do bad by my damn self. you know what stay your ass where you at. I can do bad by my damn self. See how I feel sometimes. Y'all ever see me in the grisly burn in the fight? Pour honey on me. I don't need no damn help. I'm gonna repeat it one more time. You ever see me in the grisly burn in a fight? Pour honey on me. I don't need no damn help. I don't need no damn help. You can't catch no fish trying to watch my line, nigga. That's why I tell people, you can't catch no fish trying to watch my line.

Watch your own. So I got Lamar, two, I got Jared Golf. What he doing with Detroit right now? I got Jared Golf, number two, three. Patrick Holmes, even though he ain't played that great but his team's seven and oh I gotta put the zebra in now but this is a different kind of zebra. See most zebras they can thrive in the safari but this zebra can thrive even in it well. And he from East Texas too just like me Got them patty my home some different

Pat the whole different they didn't really want to like him at first and you know, I'm keeping the one hundred They feel don't really like this motherfucker, but he's but he might do He'll say he might But he's right so he get the benefit of the doubt I'm white boy, we don't fuck with him, but he white. So he get the benefit of the doubt. We ain't never in our life, if you watching this show, we ain't never seen nobody like Patrick Mahone. I know some of y'all don't like it, but we ain't never seen nothing like him.

Yes, Tom Brady is the goat right now. He a goat. But this zebra motherfucker right here, give him one more, two more rings. Damn it, he ain't Tom Brady no damn more. I'm just being real. Tom Brady is the greatest football champion that's ever lived.

But I can't sit up here and say he the greatest football player that ever played the game. I can't say it. I'm sorry, I can't say it. But greatest champion, Thomas Elver, um, um, Brady is the, is the goal of that. Just like how I feel about Jordan. Jordan probably the best basketball player ever. It took me a lot to say that shit. But LeBron James is the best complete basketball player ever. Two different categories.

Both of them goats to me. You got Jordan, I'm not arguing. You got LeBron, I'm not arguing with you no more. You can't win no argument with them Jordan fans. Them niggas will fight, shoot all that against you. Shit, that's why I say it's why I said two goats now nigga wait don't wait no me outside the barbershop because I say LeBron was to go shit I won't say that no more in no damn barbershop who could go John and I get back in my car get down that road get on this internet I'm gonna say LeBron but in your face I'm agreeing with you I agree with you in your face cuz I can't fight I ain't bout that lie but when I I get by myself, motherfuckers, it's whatever you want it to be.

It's whatever you want it to be. When I ain't nowhere close to you, but as long as I'm me to you, damn, Jordan and Coke, I ain't never seen nothing like him there in my life. But when I come around my motherfucking show, it's this LeBron James all day. I'm just being real. Best basketball player ever, Polly Jorn. But complete player, LeBron. And I don't think it shouldn't even be, there shouldn't even be nothing to argue about about that.

Put on the flip side, just keeping the 100. Us as people just watching the show, white people, I'm gonna get to you in a minute. But us as black people, we ought to be thankful that we got some of the most greatest basketball players to ever play a game in their black mind. You understand? We took over golf for a little while. Tiger was something

Say he wasn't black, but I wasn't trying to hear that shit. No Yeah, Tiger we forgot about you saying you one black But you went over and you took over that for a little while not on white boys don't come back and took this shit over Don't got them white boys shooting golf at nighttime now. They, you know I ain't like top golf shit. White boys, y'all ain't finna get run every damn thing now. We got to bring this shit on back. Them white boys done took golf back over. Tiger Woods can't win shit now. Why? Because they smart, they took the holes from him.

See them holes had had Tygo. Running like Tony the Tiger, them frosty flakes. Creep! Now he took them hoes away from Tygo, he ain't done bugger damn thing. That's how I know, allegedly, these niggas was on PEDs. So if I'm Tygo, and my back hurting every other day and I'm doing all that, nigga I'm gonna take some PDs. Who testing for PDs in golf? Who testing for PDs in golf nigga? Nobody!

I'm on PDs, I keep telling y'all that. I'm on PEDs right now. Look, look at that bang in my arm, shit. That ain't nothing but penis medicine. Penis medicine, I take it. I take it around the clock too. My girl don't know what got into me. She's in the PDs inside me.

I'm feeling be inside you too. I like this new dub. I know you do. I'm starting to like this new me. I'm doing shit. I'm doing moves I ain't never did before. See, I know my body can move like that. My pelvis area, see, better than pelvis area. She better than ever stronger than ever See y'all get on these PDs how they me I come Damn doh, I'm PD. I've been telling y'all for the longest

I've been telling y'all what I've been on this shit working, too And bullshit this shit working, too. I ain't bullshitting this shit working right now. If you're watching this show, man, then you gotta know this show being presented by PrizePix, y'all. Real talk, man. My first time users, you know, you put five dollars in, you get fifty dollars instantly. Use my promo code down below. Trash with the two H's.

And yeah, it's more or less on your favorite player over there. Oh, that prize pick is just real simple, more or less on your favorite player on this dash. Yeah, they got baseball going on right now too as well. Yankees, Yankees saying it ain't over yet. Yankees saying it ain't over till it's fucking over. Oh, yeah, y'all need to catch up on that baseball right now. Them Yankees and them Dodgers going at it. Yankees down 3-1, but they up right now. Could they be a comeback? I don't know. I feel like the Dodgers going to win this series, but this game tonight, I feel like the Yankees going to take it tonight again. How y'all feeling overall though? It's Wednesday tomorrow, Thursday.

Oh, you know, how y'all feeling overall this week, man? You know, tomorrow, Thursday night football game, you got the Texans. What's the Texans versus the Jets? Oh, damn. Stephon Diggs out, ACL. Hate that form. But I feel I thought the Texas gonna be all right I still thought the Texas got enough to beat the Jets just a lot of five straight Aaron Rodgers need to retire he need to fucking retire we talk about that though we talk my a AR we talk about Richardson I'm tired but we talk about them five damn losses a rod A-Rod done gave us I need this dawg you need some motherfucking briar porridge that's what you need A-Rod some briar porridge

cuz she a cold no Need to warm up If y'all give Aaron Rodgers some briar porridge, I guarantee you they'll turn things around up there in New York right now But all y'all want to talk about is AR Made a mistake young man said he retired you ain't supposed to say it your production ain't been that good now They put Joe Flacco on I talked about it the other day. I told y'all I Told y'all that they were gonna put Flacco in there. Damn it. That is what they doing I told y'all that they were gonna put Flacco in there. Damn it, that is what they doing.

Flacco to me is just like Nick Foles. Even though Joe Flacco got a ring on his arm about tomorrow back in the day, not back in the day, but you know, back when Ray Lewis was playing when they beat the 49ers. Damn, 49ers been losing shoot ball like crazy. But he's another Nick Foles, man. Can't leave a team on their own right now and start the season now. Um, that fucking I've been losing shoe bowl like crazy but um He's another Nick foes man can't leave a team on their own right now and start the season now

But they can they come in and catch fire That's your flacco and I'll honestly say there I feel like flacco for the getting there like this motherfucker Oh, and hopefully a are can learn some on this motherfucking bench from flacco can learn something on this motherfucking bench from Flacco. I mean, look, I never played professionally college collegiate football, but I know as a quarterback, man, you know, you got to serve the minor time one sec, two sec, three sec. Ball should be out. And I watched it from the greatest one of our time, Tom Brady.

He wasn't sitting back in that pocket holding the ball like that. He would get in the ball like quick. I don't understand why these coaches that we say the best in the world are not playing to the strength of a damn players. Now, if you know, AR is having problem going through his reads, simplify the shit for him. Not some quick screenplays or something. Not some quarterback draws or something.

Do what they do for Lamar Jackson up there. I'm starting to think the head coaches don't want these certain players to win. Why? Because they didn't draft them. You know what I'm saying? Sometimes coaches come in they didn't drop the quarterback they really don't want. They want their own guy. I don't understand why they not running that offense that helps cater to AR abilities. Now you got one of the best running backs in the world, Taylor'm Taylor give the ball scheme bellow If I'm a y'all you look at money that I'm making it so fucker He ain't got a big contract yet cuz he you know saying he's not selling rookie contract

I'm taking them big fat motherfuckers out each and every Sunday what we had mind them something eat buying them four willows buying them something But I need y'all to protect me If I'm a head coach and I'm getting my coach dub, it's known. I get what my offensive line, come here I want y'all look at the tape. Look you getting your ass whooped every goddamn play And you want to run your fat cooler stomach having ass over here and train Getterey You can't have no damn Gatorade on my damn sideline when you ain't getting, when you ain't blocking. I want some goddamn pancakes.

I ain't talking about the kind you eat. I'm talking about the kind when you wipe your man out on the field, I want pancakes. I can blame A.R.R. all y'all want, but the man ain't getting protected either. Bullshit-ass plays that's being called to Let's talk about this. It's playing in the blame to go around But you can't defend them throwing the ball for the purpose for the focus. You can't defend that shit. Damn. You're missing the target

You're missing the motherfucking target Receivers ain't getting open. They ain't getting separation as they should. Just cleaning the blame to go all around. Do I think he should have been benched this game? Absolutely. But I feel like he should get his job back the next week. He can't learn nothing on that mothafuckin bench. Experience is the best teacher. Do you coaches go out to star back coaching? That's all. These motherfuckers ain't coaching no more. Look at the tape, that's all you need to look at. No, coach this motherfucker up.

That's what's wrong with the world today with these kids. Let me tell y'all something to turn me on. Y'all want to know what turned me on? People whooping their kids in public. Oh, that shit turned up on whoop that motherfucker whoop him. That shit turned me on just like when I'm just like it should turn me on your life when I'm in public and I open up up my Twitter account.

Anybody got Twitter know it's the best point on Twitter right now. Jump on Twitter. You ain't got to wait to have the dark either. You can jump on Twitter right now. Jump on Twitter. You ain't got to wait out the dark either. You can jump on Twitter right now. I guarantee you, you gonna see what you gonna see. I'm on Twitter faithfully. I was in church one time, asked them to hit my Twitter, but oh my God, them girls popped out.

My pastor said, my Lord. You can say that again you can say that again that's all I'm saying people whooping their kids in public turns bubble tub on it really does I used to be like when I go around people and their kids be doing something and people like I'll leave him alone He gonna be alright now whoop his motherfucking ass cuz I don't watch them same people on them saying kids said they were gonna be alright Now they in jail Now so it ain't alright put something on them kids ass Now I'm only do it, I'm only real.

It's all kind of shit turn me on these days, and mother fucker. A woman who got good high genes turn me on. A woman who knows when to talk and not when to talk turns me on. A woman who got her own money turns me on. A woman who know how to make her kids go on the other motherfucking room while she can play with me. Oh, turns me on. You already got your kids in the bed?

Mm-hmm. I been waiting on you. You been waiting on me. I been waiting on you. Shit, get your clothes off. I'm coming out this shit quick. Y'all know ain't long when you in the mood, when you in the mood, something like you can just.

I'm coming out this shit quick. Y'all know ain't lying when you in the mood, when you in the mood, something like you can just ah-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-k the fucking bedroom my girl be laughing but what's wrong with you you too young for your thing not to be worried she ain't saying that shit now i'm fucking the bunny off her head told you her mama used to call and talk to my mom not no more shit i know her mama wonder what her I'm in a gym with a tool. I'm in a listening tray song. I bet the neighbors know my name. Yeah, so when I come outside in the morning, I'm in my robe and my slippers. Yeah, what's up, baby?

Hell, I'm going down over here. I don't hear nothing over there, but over here, I know you hear it. I know you hear them I know you heard a moment Yeah, it ain't from this me. It's from me pinching on come here I know how to satisfy my mom. You better learn how to satisfy yours A lot of you women out here sending y'all pictures of y'all vagina stop doing it some of y'all shit talk up And I do mean like goddamn freddie Krueger got a hold of your cat girl Boy stop go on and get shit

I'd rather stick my tongue in a cactus before I stick my meat up in you How you Know what your vagina post look like did you should like you were like you were born in 1800s. And your stomach look like you got into a fight with a tiger shit. You got too many deficiencies for me. What you call them restaurants that nasty you got too many demerits for me. I don't want to be We're worse than roast beef. What's that sandwich in Cleveland?

What they know for even four in Cleveland? I can't think of that sandwich. That meat. It's on the tip of my tongue. I know somebody's going to find out what I'm talking about. What is that? What? Corned beef. What's like corned beef? That's why LeBron them lost tonight. That n***a full of corned beef sandwiches.

And they better not be at that hard route. That's why the brawn them lost tonight. Them niggas full of corned beef sandwiches. And they better not be at that hard route. Oh, casino tonight either. I ain't playing with y'all tonight, man. I'm not playing with y'all. I'm telling y'all the truth. Y'all know I ain't lying. Them women be sending them fucks a beer and them thang look like corned beef.

I'm not bullshitting and getting mad when you talk about, man, what's this? What you mean? It's pretty everybody. Oh, I mean I mean You told me you can count on your finger, but everybody else she everybody I mean 70 people you had 70 means You might work for HG be If you're in Texas, you know all about HB HB got all the meat in the world. That's your girl HGV Hgb can't have an ass you better not take now another mother And I heard about you niggas to take sitting in your dang pistol

These women they talk much I just say I got bumps on you did Pistolese women they tell my child to say I got bumps on your dick Bumpy dick ass nigga, but wanna get online act like you a gangster nigga nigga gangsta gonna bumps off your meat nigga. You're sick Nigga be in somebody's hospital right now nigga getting surgery. Oh bumpy me having ass nigga You can rap but you got bumps on your meat nigga trash Trash. I'm the best thing out. You a bumpiest thing out. It's what you is, nigga. Wrap that motherfucker up and go to Korea or somewhere

and run it. Nigga, you need CMOS, nigga. These niggas are nasty out here, man. I'm telling you the truth. Nice, dude. I'm telling you the truth. Nice, dude. Kids don't lie. Kids will tell you the truth before anybody is with.

My mama have all kind of men over there. Oh, that's what my baby talking about, my baby. Mama have about four different men over there. Huh? You boy shit. Yo, I'm going to court right now to get custody of my daughters. I got four kids. I'm going to get custody of them.

They ain't going to be with me, they're going to be living with my mama, but I'm going to still get the check and chunk my mama something little nine then. But shit, I'm getting them girls. I got four kids. That mean I got four social security cards. That mean this income tax season,

Bubba Duff and the Beach Boundary. Got full social security code that mean this income tax season bubble to a thing of peace Coming down new dole truck Putting it on swing Ain't I putting it on swing to go buy me two horses Mm-hmm two horses to Tennessee walkers. Y'all gonna feel me at the motherfucking trail rides Cuz I'm sick of looking at these thin ass horses at the damn trail ride now everybody horses ain't thinking but some of you Oh, I'm gonna show you what a real horse healthy horse a good heart having heart good lungs having their heart Post a hook right a horse supposed to be happy. Some of y'all horses be acting like they got goddamn in the chest

God damn horse don't eat. Hey, that's what I'm gonna know a horse post a little hey Y'all wanna get mad at me. Yeah, I'm ready. That's how my My horse ain't a goddamn full grown horse ain't supposed to be 200 pounds either. You bigger than your damn horse Didn't want to put a saddle on that goddamn saddle killing their horse and I'm an animal I'm telling they come that and they come to horses it come to dogs. They coat better be shining like a motherfucker Horse or dog coat better not be like a motherfucker. Horse or dog coat better not be dull around me. I'm gonna put them folks in your life. I'm not playing with y'all niggas, man.

Because you playing games around here, and I don't like it. You eating good, your girl fat ass, she eating good. Why your animals can't eat good, dog? Feeding horses, lamb chops, stop it. Ain't nothing cute about feeding no motherfucking horse lamb chops stop it ain't nothing cute about feed no motherfucking hard lamb chops

wondering why when you bring your horse out to the trail ride nobody want to put their kids on your horse so you can walk around your horse ugly nigger in his thing stinging Don't ride they brag that motherfucking hard-hearted like a kangaroo no Mad man Go with my homeboy how I came going in the living room got dogs every damn world got a swimming pool We're gonna pregnant dog. You're gonna have some puppies in the limb room

How I smell like straight-up shit you wanna file with some weed I don't wanna smell weed and shit nigga let's talk to me outside this smell better outside nigga not ratcheting with the dog bonding with the dog. Nigga bond with your son, nigga. The nigga left him one person. Bond with him. Cause when he grow up to be who he is, you ain't gonna like it. But you got a chance to do something about it now, nigga. You're bonding with your dog. Bond with Junior.

Man, I bet when somebody watch the game with me, nobody to watch the game with me, nobody want to watch the game with me because you ain't bonding with juniors. You letting them play with dogs with their sister name and shit. Get in that goddamn door boy. You kick your ass in here and watch this game. Give a death you is 12, let them grab your butt while I'm still too while you're at it. I'm going gonna fix you You give a boy a brick you damn right I will

Whatever it take to save his motherfucking I'm gonna do it Y'all be listening to the mama so much man leave him alone here who he leave my baby long Hold you better get out my face before I catch a case Leave my baby alone. Hold you better get out of my face before I catch a case Y'all know i'm telling y'all the truth y'all be seeing it, but y'all don't say nothing though You got to say something when they get the twist in their motherfucking hips seven eight Come here What what's wrong with you? Um hell

Throw him down if you have to You get your ass right Go on the football field tomorrow boy Hell we're going on the field tomorrow Band ain't no more band That band shit over I know my uncle you ain't blowing on shit But calendars for your birthday

That's the only damn thing you gonna be blowing on When you get 18 and 19 some cat What you better be blowing Nothing like blowing on that cat make that motherfucker trouble You done this before you damn right I have girl i'm seizing them blowing on cat What you waiting on i'm trying to see if something come out this month. Some come out, it ain't no good. Don't turn on blowing your boots. I damn you better wiggle when I get the blow.

I ain't pushing you, which I ain't your ex. I'm doing this for my ancestors. We just met, I don't give a damn. You ain't gonna know more about me tonight than you gonna know about me from six months. I'm good at keeping secrets. How y'all feeling tonight overall though, man? I honestly like, are some of y'all satisfied with where you at in life? That's the question I'm asking y'all tonight. I'm gonna reply to y'all. Are some of y'all satisfied with where you at in life?

Me? No. I know I can be better. I know I can do better. There's a whole lot of things I can do better and them things that I want to work on and improve on, man. I don't never want to get complacent and I'm good where I'm at. I'm not satisfied. I'm thankful. I'm grateful, but I'm not satisfied, man. I know I got tons of work to work on and I want to be better. I know some of y'all want to be better. I know some of y'all trying to get into the entertainment business Some of y'all trying to get into the business

It just takes time man like I'll be rushing certain shit I used to rush certain shit stop rushing it Take your time and do it, right? Like a time we be praying to God for certain things when he bless us with him. We're gonna be ready for him So I'm telling you from experience man Be patient. It's gonna come to you. But you gotta put that work in. I know y'all look at me man, do make this shit look easy. I'm just naturally funny bro. This shit is not, you know what I'm saying? Ain't nobody, you can't teach this shit man. I am who I am. But we all have

different talents, different gifts. Some of y'all can rap, some of y'all can write, some of y'all can sing, some of y'all can talk good. You just gotta go after what you really good at, man, and put the working and time in. Y'all be wanting to be rich overnight, man. What kind of be rich overnight? You want to be rich for, you want to be wealthy. If I ain't gonna ever be wealthy in money, I want to be rich for you want to be wealthy. If I ain't gonna ever be wealthy in money, I want to be wealthy in health. I'd rather have both. But I, you know, one of them, I'd rather have, cause you can have all the money in the world and don't have good health. Look at Steve Jobs had all the money in the world, but needed a kidney.

So we have to be more conscious of taking care of ourselves and that go for me too. Watch what we put in our bodies. That go for me too as well, man. Because you only get one life. Your body is your temple. Gotta take care of it. So protect yourself, man. I know we're gonna go out here, we're gonna party, we're gonna have a good time. But be careful when you're going out to be partied. Watch where you put in your drink. People put sugar in your drink. Now all of a sudden you riding around, you running around like smoking on Friday, hiding in the Debo chicken coop.

Gotta be careful. Can't trust everybody either, man. Everybody ain't trying to see you win. So watch when you go out and party, you put your drink down, you turn your head, you ain't paying attention. Somebody do the dash on you real quick. Gotta be careful, gotta be mindful, man.

Hang around the people that you know ain't gonna never do nothing. You ain't gonna never harm you. Gonna always have your back, whether you in the room or not. The room, them the kind of people I want to be around. I ain't in the room with people talking down and hating on me. Hey, fam. No disrespect, but we ain't gonna do all that. That man ain't here.

That woman ain't here to defend themselves. We're gonna talk behind people back. We do it in their face. Them the kind of people I want to be around. I don't want to be around somebody talking down on me and you just sitting in the room not saying nothing just to grin. I don't want all that. I wouldn't do it to you. Take real men. Real stand-up men to do it. We ain't got that, we ain't got too many real stand up men out here no more like that. We got boys who want to just figure in with the feeling and get along, gang. That ain't what we doing. If any of y'all watching this show, I feel like you rock with me.

You ever seen me outside doing something I ain't got no business doing? Call me, I go, hey fam, that ain't you. What you doing? You no better than that. I ain't going to say no, I'm respected. If I'm wrong, correct me. I don't gonna say, nah, I'm respected. If I'm wrong, correct me. I don't, I don't got pride and ego getting away with me. You see me doing something I'm supposed to be doing? Just let me know. Hey, you tripping, dog. Come on,

you betting that. That's what we need. You don't need no yes, me and Ryan. You need people who gonna really tell you some shit, whether you want to hear it or not. That's what a lot going on. People coming into a lot of money, people coming around and whatever they want they get. Whatever they want they get. No, no. You don't need all that, dawg. You need somebody to tell you no. You need somebody to tell you no. You need somebody to tell you that your breath stank, nigga. Your breath funky. That's the problem. You're not telling your partner or your homegirl shit that they should know, nigga. Stop talking, nigga. Your breath funky, talking to them motherfuckers you'll make a killer whale speak his food out nigga cause your breath stink that bad your partner arms stink let

them know your homegirl cats stink let them know bitch you went to the restroom take a pee what you doing spraying earth freshener for you push this night how are you go pee and spray earth freshener now like tumor in that mother what's going on with you your PA balance off who? we got to start telling people what it is if you're watching this show and you can't really watch this show you at work you only can listen go to Apple podcasts and go to Spotify type in the Bubba Dub show and listen to this because you can't get this nowhere else.

I kind of like that. Kind of like hearing Einstein or Trill Burger. You can't go nowhere in the world get Trill Burger but right here in Einstein. Just like that you can't get this bubble do up kind of sauce nowhere else they can imitate it all they motherfuckin move but they can't whip it up like I can. Like if some of y'all watching my show y'all can barbecue some of y'all on here can barbecue like a motherfucker. Yeah you got people in your family that can barbecue but they can't barbecue like you

Yeah, you gotta have confidence You got to feel like you him cuz if you don't then who will? You got to give a woman on your team to make you feel like you him even when you feel like you ain't but she's telling you is Baby, I'm gonna go to the top one day. You know what she should say, baby You gonna reach heights ain't no man never reached. That's the motherfucking woman. I want Come here. Let me kiss you boy Woman powerful boy a woman is powerful

kill woman have strength and Restraint that we don't got. You and your woman can be into right now. And y'all are she are you are to say, baby, so let me eat your cat. She ain't gonna let you do don't touch me.

But if she on the other first and shut up and let me give you some here, we don't do it. Tell me I'm not you and your girl can be into it right now let her come here and buckle your pants watch what you do I'll let organ go on the window if you did sleep with my homeboy don't do what you're supposed to do we're up my nipple when you do it too. Get nice then. Bubba Dubb's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you.

Hell nah. Hell nah. Get nice. If you're watching this show, part of the show, we do the hell nah. I have fans text me or call me on hell nah questions. Someone hit me up say, Bubba Dubb, would ever say a dope for a Mexican cartel. Hell no Once you get in that game you in there for life. I know get now Only way you get not is in that damn box

So me selling dope for a cartel no Cartel like to kill ain't no question bubble do what you ever kiss a king cobra like they are like Tarzan? Hey, oh no Kissing no mother. I ever seen how big them King Cobra some thinking 10 12 Foot the head is this big and you think I'm gonna kiss some this Shit Venom? Shit. Shit. I ain't gonna do it. Ain't gonna never. Kissing on motherfucking King Cobra.

I don't even kiss these hoes. You think I'm gonna kiss some of them? And these hoes more venomous than these nigg he knows don't think the old on behalf of nothing they Hold toss and turn I toss and turn all night because you got some God trying to tell your sick ass up get it. I heard you. Oh Need extra sizzle some books Big you know what wrong with you, you know exactly what's wrong with your sick, lashed ass. Fuck with them niggas with them bumps on they meet. That's what's wrong with you.

Thank y'all for watching this show. I'll see y'all again tomorrow night, man. After the Texans and the Jets, man. Peace, love, I'm out. The Volume.