Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Team USA basketball TRASHH!! Jaylen Brown SNUBBED!!

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

Bubba Dub is back breaking down Team USA deciding to leave Jaylen Brown off of their roster after Kawhi Leonard opted out of the Olympic Games. Grant Hill chose to bring Derrick White on to the team instead of the NBA Finals MVP for the Boston Celtics. Then Dub GOES OFF on boxer Shakur Stevenson after a heated back and forth on Instagram. Bubba explains his side of things and calls for Stevenson to come on the show to talk it out. After, Bubba talks about Bronny James and the Los Angeles Lakers’ loaded NBA Summer League schedule and tells the haters to CALM DOWN FAM!! Next, Dub goes off on Lamar Odom and breaks down why Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys won’t ACTUALLY win the Super Bowl. Then, Bubba breaks down his favorite childhood cartoons, wonders where all the good TV shows have gone and much more. Finally, Hell Nahh and Trashh of the Day!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Volume I'm hot. I'm hot when I ain't have no power. That's how hot I am right now. Let me go ahead and address the elephant in the room right now today. I'm going to get to Brunny. I'm going to get to his three points. I'm going to get to that. But I want to start with the Team USA right now. Trash. Okay, Kawhi ain't going to be there no more. Cool.

Why y'all ain't go out and get Jaden Brown? It's what I want to know. Is it because she a free thinker? Is it because she going to want to run Nike? What is it? Man just won finals MVP. And you mean to tell me this man ain't got no spot on Team USA? Come on now.

Don't play with my intelligence. Y'all going to go out and get Derrick White as teammate. And there ain't nothing wrong with that. But he ain't Jalen Brown. That's like going out. That's just like bringing in Jermaine Jackson instead of Michael Jackson. You're going to do that. But he ain't Jalen Brown. That's like going out. That's just like bringing in Jermaine Jackson instead of Michael Jackson. You're going to do that.

That's bullshit going on in the team USA right now and it needs to be addressed. All you former motherfucking players done played. Y'all ain't saying shit. Speak up. Let's get to the bottom of this.

Now Kawhi Leonard withdraw. He couldn't be there. Knees terrible. We know that. Got the bones of a seven-year-old. We know that about Kawhi Leonard. So you removing. Now you supposed to bring in somebody Like a Jalen Brown

Who deserve to be there And you don't do it I need y'all help today I need you in the comments with me today I know I'm dressed like I'm armed I know I'm dressed like I'm finna go pick up Trash on the road Yeah I'm right I am

I'm here to help these people They ain't got lives Y'all is a shit messed up When it's my spare time I go out there and help them clean up But let me get back to the subject at the end I want to know why Jalen Brown Is not on Team USA

That's what I want to know Stephen A what you at? What you at? This is a hot topic that needs to be talked about right now in the world right now I don't give a damn about Trump and Biden right now I want to know why Jaden Brown's free thinking ass ain't on Team USA y'all talk about everything there let's talk about it

can somebody please help me out man I know Derek White is a good player he's a good player two way player Can somebody please help me out, man? I know Derek White is a good player He's a good player, two-way player I get it, he helped Boston win the championship this year I get it But whoever, whoever then the man who won finals MVP Bill Russell rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now with the actions

With these actions? Ray Ibeck rolling over in cigars in his grave right now. I need some help today, y'all. I don't get it. I don't understand it. I know it's politics. Man, Jay LeBron not going to finish safe. He can't be that too bad of a person.

Boston gave him all that motherfucking money. Boston gave him. So he can't be that too motherfucking bad of a person. Oh, he going to say something. Man ain't going to say nothing. Man going to go out there and do his job. And y'all ain't letting him do it. Bullshit if you ask me.

Bullshit if you ask me Bullshit if you ask me I know what y'all probably think You right dog I ain't even think about that You damn right Jalen Brown Not on Team USA Why don't they repeat I'm disgusted right now

At Team USA actions I'm disgusted right now at Team USA actions. I'm disgusted at their actions right now. Who the head coach over there right now? Is it Kerr? Is he over there? Right here, I heard you over there somewhere. Somebody, who the coach over there? Y'all ain't doing y'all motherfucking job.

Or maybe you are. And you're being told Don't do it See it's always two sides to this That's why I'm just I'm mad I'm upset But maybe they being told Don't do it

You know like But I'm going to go ahead And address what y'all Really want to talk about right now Bronnie and Jane They do a damn thing yesterday For y'all He didn't do a damn thing yesterday for y'all. He didn't do a damn thing for y'all.

And we gonna get to it. Three points, took three shots. That ain't gonna fucking get it, Brunny. It's summer league. You need to be out there shooting that motherfucker like Kobe. That's what you should be shooting like Kobe. Three shots All that work your daddy done did

To get you in this motherfucking NBA And you up there taking three Come on, dawg You better than that Let that motherfucker fly Three points Five rebounds Three blocks

Two assists I like it I know what you can do on the defense three points, five rebounds, three blocks, two assists. I like it. I know what you can do on the defense's end. You can show us that. We need to see your motherfucking offense. And you just gained

your second game and you're ramping it. Okay, but you got to show it. You're starting to make me look like a motherfucking fool out here. Everybody in my DM trash trash Brunny.

For what? He ain't play trash like yet. But taking three shots is trash. You got to have 10 or 15 attempts. Every motherfucking guy. You LeBron James, son. Fail. They already don't like you.

They already think you gonna fail. So go out and walk behind. Team USA, that's what you're supposed to do. Y'all saying this shit like it's breaking news. You got LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Stephen Curry on the same team.

You should never lose. You should never lose. You should never lose. How y'all feeling today, man? I ain't feeling too good, man. I'm hot. I ain't want no move right now, man. I know y'all seen me. Chris Stevenson, he gonna hit me up on IG,

calling me a D-Rodder, telling me I was begging to see him. Why ain't nobody come to see you, Otis, and you know it? I ain't never begged to see you. Why would I want to beg to see you, Secure? I'm best friend with Floyd Mayweather, the greatest boxer of all time. Why not? What, I want to beg to see you? Oh, you had to have your little comeback.

I get it. I'm still on your side, fam. I still think you're going to be a great boxer. All I'm saying, let your hands go. That's all. Let your motherfucking hands go. That's all. What y'all getting?

You in your feelings? You want to respond to everybody? You can't do that, fam. You got to be able to take criticism, fam. I take it. I don't get mad. Last shot. But, yeah, you letting people know your weaknesses, fam.

We know we can get to you. Say anything to you now. So people really going to really go at you now before your big fights. If you ever have any, besides ESPN. ESPN is free. People can tune in for your big fights. If you ever have any, besides ESPN. You know, ESPN is free. People can tune in for free,

fam. I'm trying to help you get them big peg ass. So get your head out your ass and come on to the Bubba Dub show and we can talk about it. We can talk about how great you are because you're good at talking about how great you are and the things you're going to do. But when you get in the damn ring, you don't do nothing. You fight better outside the ring

than inside the ring, sweet science. Yeah. Let's talk about it. You seem to be wanting to talk about everything. Hell, get your ass in that ring with Pitbull then. And I don't want to hear nothing about no damn contract. They giving you 25% because that's what you're bringing in that motherfucker.

Get your ass in there with Pitbull. That's what I want to see. Fight Pitbull. Yeah, keep bringing up them contract issues. That's what you better say. Like, while I have Isaac Kruger, beat your motherfucker what you better say. Wallahead, Isaac Cruz will beat your mother and you know it.

Told y'all, man. People just like to respond and they don't listen. This ain't nothing bad about the young man. I like the young man. I like him a lot. I don't like people walking out on their spike. I don't like it. I really don't.'t he too good with fighters for people be doing that all i'm saying was and i know old boy was an olympic fighter i get it but you were supposed to knock

that something out that's all that's all that's all i was saying ain't no love we still good I just want you to know one thing about me I'm going to speak facts I ain't going to never get online and speak lies I ain't never beg to see you dog you know that don't do that would I like the interview yes and serve other people

but that beg never and you talking about level. What level you on? I ain't on. Motherfucker, I'm getting money just like you getting money. Yeah. I got full passive income, fam. Yeah. We're going to talk.

We're going to talk that real shit. We're going to talk that fake shit, that real shit We gon' talk that fake shit That clown shit We gon' do that I ain't gon' twerp I'm right here though On YouTube Every day

Talking that talk That real talk That shit that burns your soul That shit cut deep You want a last shot Females do that Jazz back in the boxing gym And work on your game

And you see what I make I'm back in the boxing gym and work on your game. And you see what I make? I'm back in my gym doing what I do. Whole lot going on in the world today, man. We gonna talk about it on this show. Whether they like it or not, we gonna talk about it. Now, Lamar Odom went from smoking on pipes to sucking on them now.

Went from shooting in the rim to getting it in the rim. That boy's going on the mall. What? Is it the dog? What them Dale Kardashians do to you? What they do to you?

You a champion. And don't mention Kobe name right now. He rolling over in this motherfucking grave what you doing right now. He rolling over. Dr. Bush rolling over in this motherfucking grave what you doing right now. He rolled it over. Dr. Bush

rolling over in this motherfucking grave right now in Lamar Odom right now, man. God saved your life, fam. You damn near died in that brothel. You took every pill known to man and then with them hoes, and I don't blame you. But you went wrong popping pills. You should have been taking

100 packs, fam That's all you needed Not my Lamar Odom Not my Stalber's Skittles eating Mother Not my champion Lamar Odom I don't know what's going on no more, y'all

I really don't It hurt my heart to see that on TV yesterday I don't know what's going on no more, y'all. I really don't. It hurt my heart to see that on TV yesterday, man. Dwyane Wade done opened up a nail salon out here, man. What's going on, fam? Dwyane Wade got his hands in everything. Utah Jazz, now you can get your nails done at Wade's salon. Come on.

Come on, man. Charles Barkley rolling over in Krispy Kreme donuts right now. How y'all feeling today, man? I want to know, man, personally, how y'all feeling, man? Y'all all right? If you're down here in A-Style, do you got lights? Do you got water? Do you need anything, man? DM me, man.

For the rest of the people, how y'all doing, man? DM me, man. For the rest of the people. How y'all doing, man? Y'all all right? Y'all still wondering why I'm dressed like this? I'm helping people, man. I'm going out on the road, getting sticks and limbs, tree limbs out of people's yards. I'm doing my thing out here, man. I'm helping folks.

Bullshit going on, man. People lying to us and shit. And I'm tired of being lied to, man. I'm tired of being lied to man i'm tired of being lied to i'm tired of people doing me wrong family ain't shit let my cousin use my ride mode been hanging two motherfucking weeks i called him other day fam i need my ride mode blocked thinking that's what i'm gonna say to him block can't even get through to a college mama college sister. He can lie and told him that uh, he ain't rocking with me no more So I saw he so he put his basically trying to do is steal my ride mode

Like I told my anger there that ain't even my motherfucking riding mode that ride mobile on the a-rounds I owe 35 more payments on that damn mo And then y'all and everybody else, see me and do it, man. It's all about family and shit. How in the hell you gonna come borrow my moan then block me? Then get some shit and block me.

But I ain't tripping. I already done called A-Roon and gave him his address. Did everybody ever get it? See, he gonna be expecting me. He ain't gonna be expecting Aaron to pull up. And they won't. They motherfucking ride, mo.

It's a zero turn, too. It cost me $5,000. But if I would've paid it out, I would've paid $15,000 for it. Shit, I knew I wasn't gonna pay it no damn way. But see, go, go, go and get it no damn way, but see it. Go, go, go and get it. Call or talk to his mom. I don't know, but y'all need to work.

I ain't working no motherfucking thing out with your son. Next time he call me, need no place to stay. He gonna stay under the goddamn underpass. I bet you that. I bet you I won't open my door for him no motherfucking moment. I bet I won't go and pick him up and let him smoke with me. No motherfucking mo. Only thing I'm going to be doing is putting the laws in his line.

No one is behind on child support. So if they come by and ask me any questions, do you know where he at? I do. Come here. I tell them trail me. I take it right to them. How y'all feel, man? How y'all think? Am I overreacting?

Or am I... Duh, you ain't tripping, dog. I don't blame you, dog. One more stole my mo. I do something. See, I can't do nothing to him. Fam by 6'3", 230. I can't do nothing with him physically.

I can play with his mind, though. That's what I'm good at. I can play with your mind, though. I can put them folks in your line. But before I do that, I'm putting Ireland and Toe Abrams, his address, and whatever more possible it could be, go and get it. I ain't got it no more. Own family do you like that, y'all? My own family did you like that y'all my own family did me like that

told y'all man i'm going through a storm y'all ain't the only one going through shit out here i'm going through a lot going through a lot going out there to holler at my boy antonio periods with the las vegas raiders too yeah i'm pulling up to camp i'm'm going to support my black coach. I'm going to support him. We ain't got that many. Don't get me wrong. I love my white coaches too, but see, I'm supporting mine. I'm supporting Tony

O'Pierre in the Raiders. So when you see me in Raiders, mind your mother business. Time we take a stand. I'm taking a stand right now I'm rocking with whoever rocking with me and you should do the same got y'all drunks around here

can't afford no alcohol won't get drunk everyday go to one of them redneck parties they got brocads everyday just show up I ain't gonna let you drink go to them redneck parties. They got brick cats every damn well. Just show up. I ain't going to let you drink.

Go to them rednecks. Them motherfuckers got nine, ten cats. Go to a black party. One cat, half empty. And it's the nastiest motherfucking big ear. And the cheapest. Y'all got to stop it. Pops been running around here wearing Belasi Lingo shoe, wearing Prada

shoe, wearing Versace shoe but can't pay for a 3.5 stop it, you get your mother and that's off my mind you can go buy Prada huh Calabasas shirts Givenchy

shirts Dior shoes but you ain't got money for a 3.5 nigga never Calabasas shirts. Givenchy shirts. Dior shirts. But you ain't got money for a 3.5? Nigga, never. Get your ass off of mine, man. Hey, man, if you can't watch this show, man, go to Apple Podcasts and type in the Bubba Dub Show and leave me a review. Or go to Spotify, man. Type in the Bubba Dub Show and leave me a review. Or go to Spotify, man.

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Still got the Hell and All segments coming up. We got everything coming up on the Bubba Dub Show. Like I told you, I'm going now to visit the Las Vegas Raiders at camp. Going to visit the Cowboys at training camp. And I'm going to to visit the Las Vegas Raiders at camp. Going to visit the Cowboys at training camp. And I'm going to visit the Indianapolis Colts at training camp. Tell me three spots I'm going. Make sure you have a few. You're going to see your team.

That's what you got to do. If you're a real fan, you got to experience some things, man. You got to go out there, if you can, go out there to the training camp and see your team. See for yourself. Damn the news. I'm going to be lying on the news. see for yourself. Damn the news.

Them be lying on news. One time they said, who was that? Said that through seven interceptions in practice. That was a damn lie. Threw three. Might have seen like seven, but he threw three. See, you can't believe

everything they say. You got to go down there and see for yourself. See, me, like I say, I be on property. I want to go down there and see for yourself. See, me, like I say, I be on private. I want to go down there and see if I'm going to be riding with a certain player on private this year. I got to go and watch and practice. Now, I can't

watch C.E. Lamb right now because C.E. Lamb ain't practicing right now. He in the contract dispute. Jerry Jones, you need to get your head out your ass, fam. Go ahead and pay the man. Go ahead and pay him. Let him and Dak get to jail and then practice with the other teammates. That's what you got to be doing right now. It's a team effort. It ain't just the players. It's the coaches. It's the ownership. It's the people in the concession stands

that make nachos and hot dogs. Everybody got to be on one accord. And we not. That's why we keep getting laughed at. Every time I tell somebody I'm a Cowboy fan, they laugh at me. I'm sick of it. Sick of this shit.

And I know my people in Atlanta watching. Y'all can't laugh either. You motherfuckers ain't want nothing either. Why you go there, my boy? That's how my people in Atlanta talk. You know,ers ain't doing nothing either. Why you go got my boy? That's how my people in Atlanta talk. You know, people in Atlanta know I got a number of love for you. But y'all motherfuckers ain't doing nothing either. Dirty A-Bird, lost.

Mad Crime Run, lost. So we in the same boat. We ain't been to some boat in 30 years. At least we got one. Y'all be glad And you too you watch the commanders Hell EJ Johnson running your team right now Trash Ain't gonna be

Ain't gonna be jerseys no more with EJ Gonna be jerseys dresses Bullshit, man. And I'm here to talk about it. I'm here to talk about it, y'all. Ain't no more good TV shows on no more. Ain't no more Martins. Ain't no more living single.

You know what I'm saying? Ain't no more living color. Ain't no more foolhouse. Like, my God, when the TV show gonna come back? Put me in one of them goddamn TV shows. Let me be a blind janitor and I find treasure. Can't see, but I can feel

like Ray Charles in that moment. Oh, girl. Your booty real. Your booty. I can tell all that. Come on, man. I know I ain't bullshitting today with y'all. Man, I'm upset, man. I'm telling. Come on, man. I know I ain't bullshitting today with y'all, man. I'm upset, man.

I'm telling y'all, man. Team USA shit had me hot, man. I understand, man. I keep going back to it. I understand why Jalen Brown is not on Team USA, man. I need answers, man. I need answers for all this shit. It's not registering to me.

Maybe it might register to y'all, but it ain't registering to me. Like, come on. Make it make sense. Like I told y'all, Clippers, you know what I'm saying? They talk a lot. Bring your ass back, dog. Down there in practice, looking playing, running around like you're drunk.

That's the problem. You're running around in them damn practice team USA looking pillful. Hey, you just came from Costa Rica. Shit, hell no. You play for me. You play for me. I'm the one paying you $40-50 million a year. Now, Team USA, you get your ass back

up for the LA. Get this good trim that I got for you. And let's play ball. Pink gum, Tyronn L Lou. Get a new playbook. Got James Horn. Brought his fat ass back. Clippers gonna be alright. I ain't saying they gonna do all this and that without PG.

But the Clippers gonna be alright, man. It's my damn Lakers that I'm gonna... I don't know. But I know Dalton look good, though. Dalton balled out in that assembly. Boom. And I got to look over there and look at the stat line and got to look at Bronny James three points, knowing y'all are going to come over here and get

on his ass. Boom. What y'all do brought it back. If you're going to talk about it, talk about him taking three shots. Other than that, I don't want to hear nothing else about Bronny James. But you got to shoot that motherfucker, fam. That's all, Bronny. Three shots? You got to shoot that motherfucker, man.

I know you can. Man, I don't care what. Bronny can score 10 to 12 points a night. I know he can, man. I know he want to get the team involved. Man, look at all that dog. The eyes is against you you bro. Shoot the ball Look

Like me right now I'm going for mine right now man feel like no bit mine Now I look old tell me no I'm saying Call nice me want me to pull up I'm gonna scrape up a little bit more dollars. I can catch the Greyhound bus and go around now. God damn it. I'm coming. She ain't got no lights.

I'm writing a account. Mm-hmm. Doug, I'm coming. I'm coming to rescue you, baby. I'm coming. Yeah. Talk to me, man. What were y'all favorite cartoons

growing up, man? Let's talk about this shit, man. Mine was Tom and Jerry. Daffy Duck, Win the Duck. I used to be on that. Inspector Gadget. I used to be on that, too. Man, but Tom Tom and Jerry. Daffy Duck, Win the Duck, I used to be on that. Inspector Gadget, I used to be on that, too, man. But Tom and Jerry were my shit, real talk.

That mice was some else. Boy, that mice, oh, boy. Tom the Cat, trash. He couldn't mess with Jerry? Shit. Tell me, real talk. Let's talk about it, man. We always talk about you know, hoes and all that other shit, man.

Let's talk about cartoons, man. What was your favorite cartoon growing up, man? Like I said, Tom and Jerry, one of mine, definitely. Dugwing Duck was one of mine too. The Little Squirrels or the Rescue Rangers, whatever you call it. I might not even be pronouncing it right. That was one of my favorite cartoons as well uh that i used to watch but man yeah man now you know what time it is man time for the hell no second let's get to it

he knows what he saw and he's here to tell you hell nah Hell nah Somebody ask me, Bubba Dubb, do you like watching porn? Hell nah, I don't like watching no big Buckles, knowing my things small I don't like watching that Hurt my feelings, my girl, put it on there For what, you like looking at big things? Like what you telling me? You gonna like the small things That live no more, if that's what you telling me?

Nah, I'm just saying I don't watch no, I don't watch you're telling me? No, I'm just saying. I don't watch it. Somebody give me a dud. Were you born with a silver spoon in your mouth? Hell no. I have plastic just like my baby mama had. Come here. Shit.

We never had no hard work. Either sit with a little plastic or we use our damn hands. Told you I had it bad. We didn't have shit. We didn't had a bad grow to win half shit. We didn't have a Mimi Tata. Shit. Talk to me now. They also asked me, well, Doug,

would you ever work at the zoo? Hell no. You know what I'm scared of? I'm scared of them goddamn peacocks that be walking around out there. Shit, I'm not working at no damn zoo. I don't know why, animal. Do you want me to go in there and feed this crazy deranged Mother shit Them damn animals eat they own kids

What you think they'll do with me? Think about it They eat they own damn kids What you think they'll do with me? I'm not kidding you, no Fuck with me, all them damn animals been done got out Shit, I been done got fired And got prosecuted and all that other shit

Cause I'm telling you right now, man I'm scared, I can't fight nothing got out. Shit, I been nothing got fired and got prosecuted and all that other shit. Because I'm telling you right now, man, I'm scared. I can't fight and I'm scared of hell. Real talk. And I'm going to tell y'all another thing. Don't make the mistakes I made in my life. I messed around and told my cousin that his Frenchie bulldog wasn't full-blooded.

Boy, that motherfucker tried to kill me. He couldn't catch me, though. But he was going to kill me if he could. I ran all around my damn anyhow. Shit, time I stopped running. Shit, I'm not running from cheese. I'm not doing some best bet. You ever get in an argument with a dog breeder, never tell them they dog not full-blooded. The fight is on and they will kill too. I'm not bullshitting. I'm signaling my cousin. He really wants to do me in. But you're not catching me. Track star.

He's a runner. He's a track star. I am. See, I ain't running in front of my girl. I know you ain't running. But shut up. Mind your business. You want to live a long time?

Mind your business. Shit. I was running around and texting the girl. You better bring your ass on before I go. You going to live a long time? Mind your business. Shit, I was running around texting the girl. You better bring your ass on before I go. You going to get left? Are you going to get left? All because I told him his dog wasn't full of blood. That's how Frenchie Bulldogs don't get the size of no damn Bullmaster. That's all I'm saying.

Man, you could have kept that to yourself. Well, you need to give me back my goddamn $3,000 I can let you borrow. That's what you need to be doing. Calling me, lying to me, telling me you had cancer and you ain't had no motherfucking cancer. Oh, you had gonorrhea and you know it. And it got down on me. I got cancer. I need money going back and forth.

I shoot her crooked, my fast three bands thinking I'm trying to help. I'm trying to get back. They saying I'm selfish. So I want to get back before I try and help out. It's got gone a real whole bunch of time. I ain't had no counsel, nothing. That little shit. Y'all wonder why I'm mad and upset most of the time.

Cause my family rockin' that. Fuck over me, man. They don't treat me right. They don't treat me right off the damn, man. I'm gonna just bend 100 with you, man. They don't treat me right. They don't treat me right off the damn line. I'm going to just be in 100 with you, man. Then we trying to have a family reunion. Damn shirts. High as a motherfucker.

I ain't coming. I ain't coming. Family reunion shirt, $70. What they do at that? We all need to wear white damn t-shirts. That's all. I'm paying them $70 for no motherfucking shirt. See, I'm out here helping folks, man i do i'm a helper and i'm a hamburger helper eating number two come here

well group on hamburger help raise your hand me let mama come in and talk about she cooking hamburger help i was running all around that mother happy excited see everybody knows you grew up on food stamps. See, I'm a food stamp, baby. When mama go and make groceries, oh, man, mama make groceries. Ooh, I got the snacks. I got the vegetables. Come here.

The John O'Peace. Come here. The real cereal. Come here. You see, food stamps will make a child like me when I was a kid. It'll make me smile. When your mama come in with them girls, you can be outside playing. Mama come in with them girls, shit, you're going in hot. Shit, man.

Shit, fam. I talk to y'all. Shit, hot pockets. Come here, ham and cheese, pepperoni. Come here. I remember them days, man, vividly. I remember them days, man. And I wouldn't trade them for nothing in the world man

no man i'm not ashamed of being no food stamp baby man i love my mama with death my mama had five kids man um my mama made what eight nine hundred dollars a month five kids raised all of us if they could survive off that then we gotta be able to survive out what we getting because we getting a whole lot more than what they get i was like that's why i don't understand some of these females today have one kid can't take her and then you back in the day these women had five and six children may end me but the new way a whole one child can't do it meet me crying sick going dropping the kids off at the mama won't go to the club every night

shit she did that one time drop the kid off thought, want to go to the club every night. Shit, I'm begging you mama, shit, she did that one time, dropped the kid out, thought she was going to go to the club. Shit, you're not going to be partying without me. Shit, I was right up in that mama, dancing and bobbing. Come here. You ain't finna get over on me. You supposed to be wilding. Yeah, I'm shit, I got a lot to.

There's a lot of other women out here lying. I'm trying to fuck up too. You ain't the only one. I got some other women lying. I want to fuck up too. I ain't that selfish to do it to you. I'm going to do it to all of you. Come here. I'm getting everybody pregnant. Come here.

Child support looking for me right now. So if y'all don't see me for about 5 or 6 months I'm in jail W hell and eels And fucking eels I'm enjoying my life You better enjoy yours I told you some of y'all going to work

Ain't never took a vacay Better take a vacay Stop bullshitting I ain't lying People dying every day People dying who ain't never died before You better go on vacation somewhere You ain't got to leave town, but

leave the job. Rest. You got hours? I'm just going to keep stacking up, stacking up. I know plenty of people stacked up on their hours at their job and died. Ain't enjoy shit. Ain't seen shit. Don't let that be you. Enjoy your life. You only get one. You get one life and you get about three or four hoes. Use. They're lifelines.

Hoes add years on your life. And then you know it right now. What you saying? Say what y'all want. I said what I said. One by the more old. More than enjoying life. Yeah, he used to smoke on that pipe.

Now he on his knees on that pipe. That's something. That's between him and God. And his kids. And whoever else he with. I know Dwight Howard's coming right now. Peeping. Stalking on the more old and paid.

I know Dwight Howard's stalking that boy paid. You can't tell me he ain't. He meant Tyler, creator. Drake, where you at, fam? I'm hearing you got some new tunes coming out. What's that? You gonna need it. Because all I'm hearing is they not like us.

My damn pastor jumped out his truck, banging, they not like us. That's what pastor said. Them devils is not like us. And I'm letting you know right now, them other people, they are not like us. See, we the devils do so.

We're going to laugh. We're going to cry. We're going to praise one another. That's what we're going to do. Some newcomer might jump on here. Come on, fam. You be hate. I don't hate on nobody hating I don't hate on nobody I don't hate on nobody I give my opinion

And that's what it is That's what I do, I give my motherfucking honest opinion Ain't no hate Cause I don't know these people to hate on I don't know them personally I ain't hating on nobody cause I don't want nobody to hate on me I want everybody to win, I do I might talk about how you win But I want you to win I want everybody doing hate on me. I want everybody to win. I do. I might talk about how you win, but I want

you to win. Yeah. I want everybody doing better than me. Yeah. Because if I ever need something, I can come to y'all. See, I can't get my blessings being no hater. If you think what I'm doing is hating, but you lost. I'm here to bring light. I'm here to bring entertainment

to some shit. I'm just like each of one of y'all. You can put a little money on the game or something. Okay, fam supposed to get 20 points. He playing trash team. This motherfucker come out here and get 12 points a night. Trey, I'm going to talk about you. What's wrong with you? Most of these people can get 12 points and they sleep.

And you four for 40? And then ending the end of the night, I go out here to the club, you in the club with me? Tapping you on your tall ass shoulder. Hey fam, you need to get your ass in the gym. That's what you need to get in the gym.

Cost me my damn money. You got to weigh more money than me. I ain't got no money to be losing like that. So when I put my money on you, you better win. You better get out there money than me. I ain't got no money to be losing like that. So when I put my money on you, you better win. You better get out there and give it all you got. Better be an army person. Be all you can

be. That's us people, man. It ain't a white thing. It ain't a black thing. It's us people, man. When you put something on somebody, you're expecting something. Come on, y'all. We all rooting. Well, I can't wait till them games on Sunday come back on, man. I can't wait to be in front of that TV watching them Dallas Cowboys do what they motherfucking do.

Whether win or lose, I'm out. I'm watching. I'm turning them on until they start losing. Then I'm out of here. Because I be talking so much shit during the week. I know I ain't the only one. Cowboy, I don't care who your team is. You talking shit to whoever other team it is that week.

You excited. But when your team play, you on the edge. You at the TV. You don't want nobody calling you. You don't want none of that. But when your team lose, well, you don't want to answer that motherfucking phone. And don't owe nobody no money either. They blowing your motherfucking phone up.

Where you at? Where you at? I'm for the cash after you get $30. Yeah, I'm for the cash after you get $30. And don't call me no motherfucking more. That's me. I'm a sore loser. Real talk.

I know I ain't the only one out here like that. I know some of y'all are the same way. You gotta be. You gotta be same way. You got to be. You got to be, man. It's in you. It's in your spirit, man. We competitive. We want to be great.

We're going to talk and all. We're going to team. We rooting for it. We want to win. And it's not reality. Like I told you, man, love the Cowboys to death. We ain't winning no more Super Bowl. I would love us to.

I really do. Yesterday, I said I would love for the Cowboys to win. We ain't winning no Super Bowl no time soon, dawg. We can't even get our damn starting receiver to come to practice. We gotta come on. Trash of the day coming up. Going to Team USA. Team

USA trash. No Jalen Brown? I gotta fucking drown. That's how I feel right now without Jalen Brown being on Team USA finals and repeat. This man ain't got no position on Team USA. This how you motherfuckers do me? Huh? Super program.

24 hours lockdown. How you motherfuckers Playing ball at Pelican Bay I'm Jalen Brown That's how I'm feeling Maybe Jalen Brown Don't give a damn Got his ring Fire his MVP

Got the bag Maybe he ain't tripping man I got everything I could want I ain't worried about that man But on the outside Looking in man It don't look right At all I ain't tripping, man. I got everything I could want. I ain't worried about that, man. On the outside looking in, man, it don't look right at all. And I need somebody to come out and talk about it and be like, man, this is what's going on.

This is why Jalen Brown not on the team. Or maybe he declined. We don't know. But we need some answers. We need some answers, man. Bronny, I'm going to need you to start shooting that motherfucking ball, fam. Bronny James, I'm going to need you to take more than three motherfucking shots. I love the three blocks.

I love the five rebound. I love the three assists. But I'm going to need you to take more than three motherfucking shots. Kobe Bryant is looking down at you, and he ain't pleased. Shoot the ball. Shoot it to the I'll come out that mother. Got to take chances. I take them with these hoes.

Asking me dumb questions. Where is the calm? Do it. I don't. Say your prayer, I say mine And it's all going down Through hell

That's all I'm saying That's all I'm saying Y'all Open your eyes Some of you can't But God damn it Use your imagination

Use your imagination Sometime man Start taking your girl out On dinner days too Start taking your girl Take her somewhere God damn it Take her at KFC See how she act Take your girl out on dinner days, too. Start taking your girl. Take her somewhere, goddamn it. Take her at KFC.

See how she act. Take your girl to KFC. See how she act. She get mad, this and that. Leave her ass alone. Leave her ass alone. She done got above her motherfucking mood. They don't tell her.

Take your girl out to KFC and see how she act. If she get mad, that ain't the one for you. You want a motherfucker? If you took her ass to a Golden Corral, she excited. She got to be, the girl got to be excited. Wherever you take her, man. She got to be excited. She got to be a rider.

It's hard to find a rider. Some of y'all niggas be going to jail two or three months. Your girl getting everybody in the city. Huh? That's what going on. So you women the cause of a lot of things the men go through see I went to jail for two months my girl

walked everybody in the city but everybody that she slept with when I came home I sat them in jail come here nigga boys ain't got shit on me come here damn it I'm the real councilman lying here told you I'm gonna touch you told you I would tend to I told you if I ever if I even hear a boomer you sleep with my girl I'm gonna real councilman lying here. Told you I'm going to touch you. Told you I would tend to.

I told you if I ever, if I even hear a rumor, you sleep with my girl, I'm going to tell her. I had that motherfucking courtroom fool. I'm talking about courtroom fool. Watching me take that motherfucking stain. He's like a president riding down in the parade waving. That's how I was walking down into that mother court. Waving my hand at everybody. Everybody shaking their head in disgust.

I didn't give a damn. I held my head high. Bubba Dub, do you solemn this way? I do. I sit down in my seat, just in my suit and tie. Damn right, I had a three-piece suit, cold-fisting pants up in that too. They asked me simple questions, and I gave them simple

motherfucking answers. The man, you look in there right there, I say, where you on? He said, right there. I said, I see him. He said, do you know that man? I do. He said, is that man a drug dealer? The courtroom

got quieter than a church house. You can hear a rich piss on cotton. I ain't lying. You can hear a rat piss on cotton in that mother. Is that man there? A drug deal. And I said, your honor. You damn right he is.

Man, you should have heard him. Them people hollered out my ass. Oh! Mm-mm. To my. Oh! Mm-mm. Tell my old guy, mm-mm. God wasn't helping him sell that dope. Don't bring God in this shit now. You in my ball court now.

Come here. Come here. All because I'm tender. Some of y'all tender. See, some people different. Some people tender. And they girl cheek on it. They want to go out and kill I knew I killed different

Oh, yeah I'm gonna kill you with time I'm gonna make you think about it. I said I never slept So next time you ever see again you gonna run from and it's hard to get away from She got that death row when she go down below Nice out. Oh,. When she go down below, lights out. Oh yeah, when she go down below, lights out.

I ain't boozing you. She got that death roll. You don't know what to do before you know you're pulling out your wallet. I take everything I got. I ain't have a $37. She took that too. Come here. You know what to do if you're watching this show. You can't get this shit nowhere.

You better have your notifications on. You better have your mother notifications on because I'm dropping. I'm back from the storm, baby. My I said back for a major comeback. I'm back. We got them notifications on. You don't want to know when Dub drop. Dub dropping Dub dropping

Nothing but the heat Nothing but truth over him Told you You can't get sports We talk about everything over here I know today I talk a little bit more about sports Than I normally do

That's how I'm feeling About Jalen Brown That's how I'm feeling About Brunny That's how I'm feeling About Lamar Odom It's all love for all three Don't get it twisted

Just jokes But it's all love All love It's all love for all three. Don't get it twisted. Just jokes. But it's all love. All love. My boy Ola went from shooting in the rim to getting it. I'll see y'all when I see y'all. I'm out. The Volume.