Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Team USA LUCKY they didn’t lose!! Dream Team would NEVAHH!!

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

It’s Friday, and Bubba Dub ain’t happy about Team USA’s 95-91 victory over Nikola Jokic and Serbia. You have LeBron James, Steph Curry, and Kevin Durant. You’re supposed to win every game by 20!! TRASHH!!Next, Dub GOES OFF on Jerry Jones pretending not to think about paying Dallas Cowboys star wide receiver, CeeDee Lamb. You’re not gonna be around forever, Jerry!! Pay dem boyz!!After, Bubba talks about his time doing stand up in Louisiana in front of comedy legends Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams. Many comedians took the stage, but all eyes were on BUBBA!!Finally, Dub gives us another HILARIOUS Hell Nahh segment and gives Trashh of the Day to his own cousin!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Because you ain't got no more PTO. You can use that all up this summer. And you ain't go no mother. Then where? Nevertheless, though. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Yeah, y'all been doing good lately.

Look, we can do better, though. Let's keep it going You know how I'm going to start the show off today With Team USA Trash I heard down 13 Down 13 and a half to Serbia That don't even make no sense

You got LeBron, KD, Stealth MB, Nappy, Nick Heaven And you mean tell me You down to Serbia your 13th point? Bullshit. Steve Curry, you ain't coaching. Nail another damn drink team if you ask me. Got Jason Tegermover rotting on the bench.

Put him in the damn game. And you see the Starbuck's with bullshit. Bring in some fresh legs. You tell me. LeBron got jet legs. Got more miles than an airplane on his body.

Curry too? Durant too? Bring in them youngsters. Bring in Jason Tatum. Bring in Halliburton. Let them play. God damn, I don't know.

Even though we won, I get it. We came back, but there shouldn't be no damn coming back when you should be already in the damn league. Now, who over there

on Serbia right now? Name a player on Serbia right now that's better than anything we got, including the players on our bench and our weight. My point exactly, nobody. But every time I look around, Team USA is down. That is pure bullshit. The Dream Team would never be down to these damn, these type of players y'all playing right now. But y'all want to be in the hotel room playing cards, gambling, doing all this other bullshit when you need to be out there practicing. Yeah, Team USA needs some good old-ass practices.

Go and get one another every day and practice. Go in there. There ain't no way y'all should be down like this. Got me scared and shit, thinking y'all ain't gonna win gold. Then all of a sudden, Curry got to go off. NB got to go off. He about to blow a damn knee. You know NB got bad knee. About to blow a

damn knee to go out there and win the game. Y'all should be winning by 20 and 30 points every damn game if you ask me. Could you, Jason, take them last night, man? I get it. Some games, you ain't going to need him. But the game

after that game, y'all get one? Y'all needed Jason Tatum, man. Y'all needed him on the floor. Because one thing about Tatum, he great on one-on-one. I know he like to stall the ball out, you know, and all this and that. But, Kirk, come on, man. You got to put the guy in the game, man.

You're going to kill his confidence right now. He don't even want to be there no damn most. You ask me, him on hollaburn. They get over there taking pictures. Every time I look around, they get taking pictures. Sad-ass pictures is that. I don't want to see no sad-ass person around me every damn day. Every time I look around, they looking sad.

Me, I send your ass home. But since you can't send them home, put their ass in the game and let them play, man. How y'all feeling right now about Jason Tate? I'm not playing. I seen some of y'all come in. Y'all was mad. Like, man, they tripping, man.

They put Fam in the game. You know, he just won the NBA championship. Halliburton put him in the game, too, as well. I know Drew Holiday played great defense, but Halliburton can play just as well. I ain't saying defense, but he can play just as well. He's a long, lanky defender. Ain't nobody on server. You got no mad handles. Y'all like these guys. Man, come on, man.

If I'm Steve Kerr, I'm playing everybody on my damn team. Why? Because you're here for a reason. Now, KD, Braun, Stem, they gonna get their time. But for Bam, who else over there? Bam, you got Holiday, you got Devin Booker. But for Bam, who else over there? Bam, you got Holiday, you got Devin Booker.

All of them, y'all going to – it's going to be a team effort over here on Team USA if you ask me for my opinion. Now, I guess how I feel about that, y'all get in the comment section right now. Hey, Doug, man, you right, man. I don't understand why they ain't playing Taylor. Taylor made no – I get it. I ain't the coach, but me, Kirk right, man. I don't understand why they ain't playing Taylor. Taylor made no shot. I get it. I ain't the coach, but me, her can't coach.

To me, he never could really coach if you ask me. That was Mark Jackson's team that he took. He came in and implemented a few little things, but don't forget, Mark Jackson put that Golden State Warriors team together, and you right or wrong? Come on, dude, you tripping. No, same way

Jimmy Johnson with the Cowboys put that team together, but Barrett Schwitzer came in that year and took them 9-1. That's all. It was the same damn team Jimmy Johnson had.

Since we're talking about them damn Cowboys, Jerry Jones talking about he don't want to talk contract issue with CeeDee Lamb. Trash. Come on, Jerry.

The best player on your team, you don't want to play him? It ain't Dak. Dak ain't the best player on the motherfucking team. He might be the highest paid, but he ain't the best. Your bread and butter? See, he's a lamb. Bam. He a lamb now?

He could be the goat tomorrow. Make up your damn mind. Dak ain't no lamb. He a damn pigeon. Dak a damn pigeon. He ain't no lamb. He a damn pigeon. That a damn pigeon. He ain't no lamb. That way he can never be a goat. But you want to sit up there in the office and come down and talk

to us people like, oh, I really ain't even thinking about it. Yeah, you thinking about it, mother. You better pay him. You made that same mistake with Dez Bryant, not paying him this money, cutting him. We ain't done a motherfucking thing since. Then you got rid of Mari Cooper for the same motherfucking reason, Jerry. Now you keep saying you want to win a championship before you die.

Motherfucker, you 130? Tomorrow ain't promised. You 130, Jerry? It's time to pay CeeDee Lamb. Pay Michael Parsons. Then if you're going to take care of that Go on and take care of Well, I don't like what I'm hearing from

Y'all ain't do shit to out season You ain't go out and get no damn body You ain't go out and get nobody that's worth anything This out season Watch that, Cherry What you being cheap for? Then you going to bring back Pop Belly Noodle eating ass Zeke

Zeke ain't cheap Zeke Y'all sitting around here thinking going to bring back Pop Belly, Nugget, Eatin' Ass, Zeke. Zeke ain't... Zeke, Zeke. Oh. Y'all sitting around here thinking Zeke from the rest of the 15, 2000... Shit. He can't even get through

them damn drills and practice. Holding his stomach and shit. Boy, you got the flu. How about running back and running through drills, holding his stomach like he tired? Hell no. Y'all need to start playing

on Deuce Vaughn. That's who should be'all need to start playing on Deuce Vaughn. That's who should be starting for the Dallas Cowboys. Deuce Vaughn. Put him in the game right now. Watch him do something. He's short. He's stocky. Remind me of Emmitt Smith, but he'll look quicker.

He ain't Emmitt, but he'll look quicker. He can get in behind the big offensive line, hide, see the hole, and hit it. Same way I see these holes out here. I see them, and I get straight to them. Yeah, what you getting for it? I got 150 right now. Let's go. You got to know when to go for the kill.

Deuce Von, mark my word, Deuce Von going to be a major, major key to the Dallas Cowboys success this year. You watch my word, man. You get that run game going. Once that run game get going, you can't stop that play action.

You thinking I'm handing it to Devon, but I'm not. This play action, not that. Rolling out. Tiger in, open. Lamb, open. Yeah. Cooks, open. Yeah. The bank is open. If I can see this, and I'm on the outside

of the angle just seeing the game from this, you know the coaches and the players, they can see this shit as well, man. You know what I'm saying? It's time. Every time a quarterback, that's one thing about this fan, we got to understand. A quarterback not going to see everything. He's not. He only can see what he can see. But that,

you got to be able to see the motherfucking field, fam. You got to be able to see when your star receiver got his man beat, get him the damn ball and hit him and strive. Sometimes you hit him, then they got to stop and wait on the ball, then it's a 35 yard completion. But if you hit him and

strive, could be six. Just the little things you have to get right as a quarterback. That's why they make all the damn money as a quarterback. As I get up, come out the huddle, I'm looking. I'm looking at the defense. Oh, is it cover two? Is it cover one?

Could be a spot. Could be a disguise. So I'm going to send somebody in motion. See, they got these things in pre-staff to send somebody in motion and see if somebody going to go with them. Sometimes they don't go with them. They just sit there and try to trick you. But the linebackers going to let you know everything.

When you say, Hood, if they come up, you count one second, two seconds, three seconds. The ball should be out your motherfucking hand, and you shouldn't be staring down the wide receiver that you're throwing the ball to. That's the problem with a lot of these quarterbacks. When they're throwing the ball to the wide receiver, they stare at him from the start, and they get looking at him like that.

No, motherfucker, be deceptive. Move your mind like Peyton Manning would do. You didn't know who he was throwing to. You look at him. That's what made Peyton Manning so good. That's what made that zebra, Pat Mahone, that would make him so good. His eyes, you don't know where he going with the motherfucking ball. And that, you can use your legs sometimes too, fam.

You ain't got to force that ball. Go on and down run, get you six, seven yards on the plate. Josh Allen do it. You ain't got to take no hit. You quarterback get so much protection each day, six, seven six seven yard get down now you literally see another play that's all you got to do that because i honestly feel like man some of these playoff games fall on you that shit last year with the packers fall on you and i know what you're gonna say but he gonna play defense but every time the offense go don't you get the damn ball

that's all it green bay go out in this go don't dollars get the damn ball? That's all. If Green Bay go out and they score, don't Dallas get the ball? Well, damn it, you go score too. You're making $45, $48 million a year. I don't want you on the motherfucking sideline looking at that iPad and with your head down. Motherfucker, you should know what every receiver gonna be.

You should know your cornerback, your safeties, your linebacker tendency. This is what they call film study. That's what it's for, to study your opponent. Third and eight, y'all like to run this defense. Third and five, you like to get in this defense. You know what I'm saying? Third and three, y'all like to stack the box.

You like to have seven people in the box. That means there's four people out there for coverage. Okay, I'm coming out here in jumbo formation. I'm coming out here in jumbo formation. I'm coming out here in jumbo formation against your past defense. I'm going to run it down your damn throat. And it won't stop. If I

know this, I know the coaches know this. We can see this shit, man. It's about strengths against weaknesses in this football game. Yeah, why the hell can't talk X's and O's with you? Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm studying.

Just like they studying. Just like Coach Prime told me. When you come out and the offense come out to a set and there's two tight ends and there's two wide receivers, the routes ain't going to be no more than five yards. Every time. Routes from the receivers ain't going to be no more than five yards every time. Routes from the receivers ain't going to be no more than five yards, man. But the thing about the NFL and college, when they run these formations, man, they might run a certain formation, certain play,

right receiver might run a slant, tight ends might run verticals right down the middle. They'll come out and run another, the same play, but a different formation that's all the nfl is man it's the same play just different formation they might run the same thing out of shotgun if they might do a single back it's all about preparation you got to be prepared in life even at your job man you you your bosses work your bosses ain't there but now you want to slack out no motherfucker work the same way that if your boss on was there work the same way when he ain't that's how you get noticed you never know who looking at you you never know who watching you do what that's why you can't go halfway at things in life you got to be full force in life man

and so to make shit work. Sometimes everybody's journey is different. Sometimes people get to take the elevator to success. Sometimes people got to take the stairs. I'm the type of man, I got to take the stairs. I got to work twice as hard as anybody else, but that's okay. You don't see me complaining about that shit. You should neither. You woke up this morning, you got another day to be great. Damn it, go and be great. Stop being ungrateful, man. You got

health. You can see. You can talk. There's a lot of people out here who can't do neither one of those things. They would trade anything in the world. Stevie Wonder would do everything in the world if he could see them titties. I ain't going to say anything. You know how much money Stevie Wonder was spending so he could see some tits. I ain't born to see. You know how much money Stevie Wonder was paying so he could see some tits?

Him and Ray? Shit. And they million now. Got all the money in the world. But blind is batshit. Can you see? Sometimes, us as human, man,

we get spoiled. And when I get it, we done got spoiled over a long time ago. By the way, 30 years with the Cowboys or the Super Bowl we won. That was a long mother time ago. Do you hear me? R. Kelly with how the fish grease back then.

When the Cowboys were winning. R. Kelly in that cell right now, freezing like a mother. Singing, I wish, I wish, I wish. Nobody want to hear that shit, Kelly. People told you 19 years ago, stop sleeping with them on the edge, girl, and you didn't do it. You want to do what Kale was wanting to do. Now Kale's

getting jailed. And he ain't coming home. So you can cry in that cell. You can sing all you want. You gonna do your motherfucking time. And to the parents who sent them young girls and that, you need to be locked up too. Damn right.

Y'all some predators. Dub don't like predators. A lot of shit going on in the world, y'all. Y'all got to pay attention to what's going on. I'm down here in Shreveport, Maine, Louisiana. Down here at the Herman Hormat Festival 50 Cent. We had a

great show last night, man. I'm talking about, man, we had the stars in the building, man. We had the GOATs, man. We had Dave Chappelle, man. Yeah, old Dave with his Newport cigarette, real. Had on a white D. Looked like he came from a trail ride.

But that d*** worth $200 million. But that's how he dress. Damn it, that's how I need to start dressing. See? If they ain't dressing like that, the hood need to be dressing like that. Had Cat Williams in the building. Oh yeah, what Cat Williams? The same motherf***ing Cat Williams

that sat on Shannon Sharpe's cow. That cat, that Bill Billing me in the building. Had LaVell Crawford. Yeah. His meatloaf ankles having ass in the building. He was down.

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in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio

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and the Ad Council. Big likes, big crowds. I love that shit man finally get to be in the room with all these people so they can finally see my talent for what it is it's one thing to see me on the internet that shit cool you only get 40 you get to see 100 on me 100 in real life. See, sometimes people... People always say they big fish. But they only made for a pun. You understand what I'm saying? Man, I'm a big fish. Nah, motherfucker.

You a bass. You belong in puns and ripples. Hell, I'm an orca. I belong in ocean. and rebels. Hell, I'm an oracle. I belong in Osh. The Indian Ocean of Death. Hell, that's where I belong. Anybody in this comedy game, man, right now, man, don't care what the hell you're at in life, man.

You got to work. Ain't nobody going to give you shit in this comedy game. Ain't nobody going to give you shit at the job that you're at now. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You got to work. You got to prepare. You can't just get on a show right here. I'm like, man, I'm feeling

do this and do that. You got to be already doing. When I do these shows, people ask me how I do it. It's easy because I can put the work in at these comedy clubs and all around the world with the comedians with me. You know what I'm saying? That's what it's about.

Preparation. Same way with you. Same way with you hoes, man. Y'all walk around here raggedly looking hugged out, looking like baby roosters all day. Soon as that nigga say he coming over, now you want to clean the house up. House should have been clean. Should have been clean. Let me tell you hoes another thing man. Yes y'all fine. I ain't gonna motherf***ing lie. Some of y'all bad. Going to do your thing all of a sudden you fall asleep. She bragging. This cat put you to sleep. No it didn't. The mold in this house did. That will put me to sleep.

Oh, I'm calling CPS on you. Kids ain't safe in this molded ass house. Shit. Real talk. But it's about preparation. You got to prepare. Before anything, when storms come, people prepare. They go out and buy food, water, toilet paper, all these things, man. That's all you got to do.

And start preparing in life. Now, the other day I was talking shit, talking to different people tuning in to the show and then asking me, you know, I was asking a question, do y'all want to see Canelo versus Crawford? And the truth of the matter is

I just feel like Canelo is the bigger guy. And he shouldn't, and I don't feel like Crawford should even put his legacy on the line, even trying to fight Canelo, period. Leave him alone. Not saying that I don't think Crawford could beat him. I just think it's a weighted bench. And I don't think,

it just ain't going to line up right now. I know Floyd fought Canelo at a certain age, but that's Floyd. Floyd a different mother and human being. Do you hear me? And I know Crawford is too, but Crawford ain't no Floyd. And I've been hearing that. He ain't no motherfucking Floyd. He's Crawford.

He his own man. He his own man. He can move up in different weight classes that Floyd ain't move up in and won I give him that but you gotta understand Canelo ain't but what 33? Canelo still young too

and a lot of y'all thinking oh man Bulls gonna do it you seen the way Madrigal hit Kroff what you think Canelo gonna do to him? Shit. That Red Rooster still got that damn contaminated

meat in his blood. I keep telling y'all that. Yeah, because you take steroids, that shit ain't gone forever. That shit still in us some damn well. Now a lot, no a lot, run around, got COVID, get your ass home. You knew you had COVID. ass home you knew you had COVID

track and field knew you had COVID and they let you run anyway out there endangering people out there tingling and goosebumps and goddamn 88 degree weather

boy you sick and you know it see that's the bullshit I don't like that's some bullshit I don't like y'all doing in the Olympics y'all know that man was sick man

man had marbles all in his eyes and shit coming out there warming up talking about it's about to go down you damn right your health that's the only damn thing about to go down your damn health you get your ass out of him I got my kid think about you got your kids out there and he out there want to play with your kid nigga

please we could tow that guy down track and field up out there want to play with your kid. Nigga, please. I would have told that guy down track and field about me and Noah live. It would have been pink nail gloss all over me, but I would have won. I bet you that. I would have won that. And shout out to Camelo for helping Team USA come back.

Camelo was on that sideline giving Bron them hell. Y'all tripping. Damn right. Y'all tripping. Damn right. Y'all remember Melo? Shit. Better stop sleeping on Melo. Melo was one of the most prolific scorers that the NBA has ever seen.

Look at the numbers. Numbers don't lie. He never won no NBA championship. No, he didn't. But Melo was one of them warm. Don't never forget it. Yeah, him and Braun were neck to neck for Rookie of the Year. Never forget it. A lot of people say Melo was 1-1 Don't never forget it Yeah him and Bron was neck to neck for rookie of the year Never forget it A lot of people say Melo should have won I'm just stating the facts

Or come out of Syracuse Bow Bow I'm just saying If you're watching this show man If you're watching this show If you can't watch this show But then you at work You know what I'm saying But you Watching this show, man. If you're watching this show, if you can't watch this show, then you at work.

You know what I'm saying? But you can listen to the show. Go to Apple Podcasts, man. Type in the Bubba Dub show. You can listen to me talk my talk, how I talk my talk. Okay, nobody talk my talk the way I talk my talk. Or you can go to Spotify and listen to me. I know y'all just been on Nightcap.

Y'all been on Shay Say Y'all seen them Postal Fly Me Ocho Football season A lot of y'all fans And y'all feeling

Let me tell y'all something Fuck y'all I'm on that show For a reason Do you For a reason And man We gonna have a ball

This year On Nightcap I can't wait Not just Nightcap We having a ball this year on Nightcap. I can't wait. Not just Nightcap. We're having a ball right here on the Bubba Dub Show. You damn right. You tuning in. You ain't getting this kind of comedy and sports talk and world talk from nobody else.

I ain't knocking nobody. But you're getting it right here with us today. There's a lot of shit going on in the world. I'm talking about a lot of shit. Marcus Jordan. I'm talking about a lot of shit. Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan and Michael. Motherfucker, you Michael Jordan, son. You gonna snow a

puddle? You do that shit in the high, high cold door. It must have been that good Booger Sugar, too. You couldn't wait. You were going down through that. I know LaRusso got you on that shit. That's why Scottie Pippen grew up like a goddamn shrimp now I know LaRusso got you on that shit. That's why Scottie Pippen grew up like a goddamn shrimp now. Cause LaRusso, it was that power.

Dog don't like powder. Thank God I ain't never done powder. We knock on wood cause I don't never wanna do powder. I don't knock nobody for whatever drug you do. Cause I know they say powder is a rich man's drug. I ain't rich. I'ma stick to it. This ain't trash.

But y'all want to climb Mark's up. Look, we're going to have fun with it. But at the end of the day, that motherfucker can afford his habit. That's MJ, son. He's going to be forever be able to snort powder if he want it. I'm just saying. But he could have done it in a better way. But at the end of the day, Mark Jordan don't give a damn. He ain't worried about us. I'm just saying. But he could have done it in a better way.

But at the end of the day, Marcus Jordan don't give a damn. He ain't worried about us. So he's going to continue to do what he do. And yeah, because Marcus Jordan's snoring pot or whatever allegedly he was snoring, don't mean you should do it. Stay away from that. Stay away from drugs, y'all.

Stay away from any kind of drugs. Stay away from them. I'm just being real to you. You don't need no drugs. Some of y'all feel like y'all need drugs. Stay away from them. I'm just being real to you. You don't need no drugs. Some of y'all feel like y'all need drugs to get motivated and help you move around. You don't need nothing. All you need is God and more. Nigga, do the rest.

Yeah, it's a mind thing. But for me, I just want to smoke. I like to smoke. That's me. You see me at home anywhere smoking? It look like a magic show because it's smoke everywhere. Yeah, I love to smoke. smoke everywhere So we all like to smoke Everybody got different things in life

I like to smoke some of y'all like the one hole some of y'all like the lie some of y'all like to steal I got some for you niggas that like to steal That real steal Stop all that Y'all be in there.A. breaking in these people's houses. Bow. That's all it's going to take. You take your company out, shit, you ain't coming back.

See, people start stealing and get comfortable. And I ain't just saying breaking in people's houses. A lot of you accountants out there running people's bank accounts. Y'all get greedy. Start stealing. Stealing a thousand here. Stealing 10,000 here. And I'm not.

That ain't your money, man. People work hard for their motherfucking money, but y'all go out here and steal it. Then I got to go to court. I ain't going to no motherfucking court. This gonna be some slow singing. Flower bringing.

Yo. I wanna see a service. Everybody dressed in all black. Yo. Yo. Everybody dressed in all black. I wanna see power bears, too. Y'all seen me there?

Y'all seen me at my show? I was dressed like a power bear. I ain't bullshit. It was hot. I was sweating? I was dressed like a power bear. I ain't bullshit. It was hot. I was sweating. I was clean as a cloud. Sometimes you got to put the suits on, man. You know what I'm saying?

Sometimes you ain't got to dress like this. Sometimes you got to dress professional. Let them know I can dress up, too. I can put this shit on, too. Put the best of them. Yeah, I can give you that Hollywood look. Whatever look you looking for, I can give it to you. Put the best of them. Yeah, I can give you that Hollywood look. Whatever look you looking for, I can give it to you.

Here I am. Nelly, you out here taking ecstasy. Boy, what's wrong with you? They got a hundred pounds. You don't need no damn ecstasy for something. She already pregnant.

What you doing taking ecstasy, fam? Bullshit. Not my Nelly. Not my Nelly keep going to jail over a year for drug possessions. Not my Nelly Not my Nelly keep going to jail over a year For drug possession Not my Nelly It's getting hot in here

You damn right that's why you keep saying it I know how this shit allegedly But shit it's getting hot in here That's what they saying They say allegedly you take an ecstasy I don't know If you eat it That's your business

But you don't need it All you need is a hundred pack Come holler at me I got them And T.O. stop texting me Nigga I ain't got I told you I ain't got No more for you

Better go find your home Damn Same way you ran your ass To that store Run your ass to one of them stores And get you some hundred pack I ain't got nothing for you I'll give you some money

Before I give you 100-packs. Them 100-packs saved my damn life. Shit, I went camping. Oh, yeah, dude, I went camping some shit. I said, I never do. I went camping. But there wasn't no damn birds

in the area. Mm-mm, nothing but coyotes. Shit, and where I'm from, we eat coyotes. Yeah, dude. When fishing, marshmallows, campfire. Damn right. Let me tell you something.

That heat from that campfire, it's going to do good with women who get BBLs. Boy, it make their body turn a certain kind of way. I ain't bullshitting. I never said it. She was like, it's too hot. Like, baby, you ain't there.

But it's the damn surgery, man. They skin is different from their heat. That bitch start melting like a mother. Go on, man. She said, she, girl, I gotta get you out of these damn wounds. That damn campfire about to kill you. Shit.

Y'all keep getting them damn surgeries. Ooh, my neck hurt. But you got your stomach done. Shit, something ain't right. Them doctors putting all kinds of shit in y'all. Knocking y'all keep getting them damn surgeries. Oh, my neck hurt. But you got your stomach done. Shit, something ain't right. Them doctors putting all kinds of shit in y'all. Knocking y'all out. Then they doing them surgeries. Then you wake up.

That shit ain't worth it, y'all. Got to be more careful the things you're doing to your body and the things that you are putting in your body, man. You only get one life. When it's over, it's over it's over Now they are getting you surgery you fine now Yeah, when you get 45 50 your back wide, then I'm up Do you hear me and your booty don't match your baby? So your legs giving out you can't walk now you need sculptures

You used to go right here, but now you got work off the Pikachu, but you find in the month fuck But your feet bad it don't make sense a good got to be on their feet that's what they told me you can't be on your feet now you in wheelchair you know what i'm saying and you can't fit the wheelchair because your ass lopsided now you get them soles on your legs and i'm just saying yeah you fine But you got souls on your legs Nasty Nasty work if you ask me Our iHeartRadio Music Festival

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It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story. My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like, why?

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Super nasty, man. But how y'all feeling today, man? Day Friday, man. Some of y'all going to get paid today and going to be broke tomorrow. That's cool. As long as you pay feeling today, man? Day Friday, man. Some of y'all gonna get paid today, gonna be broke tomorrow. That's cool. As long as you pay your damn bills. That's all that matters.

I'd rather all my bills be paid than be broke. Than to have the money and then go blow the money and ain't pay damn, damn bills, man. So you gotta be responsible, man. That's why I tell my friends and family, man, when they be hitting me up, dude, man, man,

I need $50 till tomorrow. Wait till tomorrow you already wait wait till tomorrow where are you got that yep people help themselves sometimes how can i help them by making them be responsible yeah gotta be responsible in this game man yeah gotta be responsible in this game man real talk see a lot of people i see you doing things in life climbing and they just want to pull and so if i give every by even if you're not just me if you give everybody everything you got and what you gonna have nothing she went i learned so when you give somebody this and that, I'll give back to you tomorrow. And they don't.

That falls on you. But I always tell people, never give people something that you're going to need right back. Even though you want to help them, be like, man, I really need it. Don't do it. Same way they can call and ask you. Same way they can call them banks. Now, if them banks ain't giving them nothing, if them loan people ain't giving them nothing, why should I give you something? Motherfucker, you not trustworthy.

Damn right. Same way with my baby mama. I need $450. I need some heat. Even this chain. You want the bread? Come here. Gotta make it make sense

these days, y'all. Y'all gotta make it make sense these days, y'all. Y'all gotta make this shit make sense, man. It's a lot going on in the world right now, man. Just being honest. I mean, the president shit is up in the air. We don't know who's going to be Kamala. We don't know if it's going to be Trump.

We don't know. I seen people bickering, fighting each and every day about who to vote for. Vote for whoever in the hell you want to vote for, man. It's your vote. It's your vote. People be putting stigmas on that Republican and Democrat

all them motherfuckers crooked. Don't you think they ain't behind Kodo, Kamala Harris, down on fold doing whatever. It could be Trump that's standing behind him. That's all I'm saying. Don't be surprised by the shit y'all see in this world, man.

Don't let these people fool you to get us mad at each other, to go to war with one another. No, that's what they want. That's how they make the money. Stop being so naive to this shit. Oh, man, you fucking Kamali,ali man i don't like you no more man hell with you oh you vote for trump i can't deal the hell with you you can't tell me who will vote for it's like i can't tell you who will date you know what i'm saying it's just that simple

watching this show and you already know we got the Hell Nog segment coming up. Got the Trash Sugar Day segment coming up. Yo. We rocking and rolling over on the Boobie Dove show, man. All my new subscribers, thank y'all. Welcome.

Hell, football season. Yeah. It's cranking up. Yeah, we gonna, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I can smell the grass now being cooked. football season yeah it's cranking up yeah we gonna yeah mm-hmm mm-hmm I can smell the grass

now being cooked mm-hmm love gonna be at them games mm-hmm you should be at them games mm-hmm yeah yeah I can't wait

I don't know how y'all feeling right now I can't wait to wake up Sunday morning put my football gear on and just talk cash money shit. Man, cowboys finna run through everybody in the nation. Even though I know I'm lying, I'm going to say it.

I'm going to talk my shit. I'm going to tell you my cowboys are going to do this and that. And when they don't, I'm not answering my damn phone. My team, Luke, I'm calling to text me, motherfucker. I see it. I see what you see. I see it. I don't want to see it.

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San Diego Padre. Cold. Might have him down for five strikeouts. More or less. Averager might have him down for two home runs. More or less. Yeah. O'Shea Turner might have him down for one home run. More or less. Yeah. A Shuey attorney may have him down for one home run.

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You can't do that nowhere else. I advise you if you're watching this show right now today, yo, I got to download PrizePix right now. Sugar, then I already hit the like button if you came on today. Because you know Doug be in the comments. You know I be in the chats. Yeah, sugar, then hit the like button.

Yeah, if you ain't subscribed yet, what you waiting on? How many motherfucking episodes you need to see? Subscribe. You been laughing since you tuned in. Subscribe. Hell, now it's time for the hell no. Damn right.

Bubba Dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you hell no. Hell no. Somebody hit me up. Bubba Dubs, do you smoke cigarettes? Hell no.

Are we no motherfucking cigarette? Hell no. I brought that good kind of cologne. I don't want none of that kind of smoke mixing up my damn cologne. When I walk by somebody, I want them to say Bubba Dubs smell like success.

Won't smell like DeSapel and them goddamn Newport. Dave Sapir smelled like 40 packs of Newport last night. But that's the goat, though. He can get away with it. I can't. I can't get away with that. The answer is hell no.

I don't want no damn nicotine. That shit dangerous. You see them people who catch cancer, they be talking through that little hole in their neck. Motherfucker, that gonna be you? You know my name ain't here today. I don't wanna talk about that. Hell naw.

So a dove gonna stay away from the damn tobacco. And you should too. A lot of my friends out there still dippin' skull. Not good. But now when you smile, you look like you been chewing pecans. It's that damn skull. Stop it. Stop it.

You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You can't go down below dippin' skull with these women. You look like you've been chewing pecans. It's that damn skull. Stop.

Stop. You can't go down below dipping skull with these women. You got to know what you're doing. When you're doing it. I got a disturbing call the other day from my cousin. She a stud. I love her. Love my stud family to death.

Hey, fam. You think I could try one of them 100-pack? No. Hell no. No. You them toys. You not getting my supplements. Now you Stubbs going too goddamn far now.

You already got toys. Now you want to take my 100-pack from me? Mm-mm. When she called and told me that, that's when I dialed 911. I got somewhere y'all need to go. Something ain't right over there in that house. Something ain't right over there in that house. These thugs taking 100-pack?

Fellas, we in trouble. Y'all already making nine women shake. Now you're going to take the 100-pack too. Now you gonna take the hundred pack too? Now you finna have extra energy? Hell no. Hell no.

In my trash of the day, going to my stud cause trash. Damn studs taking a hundred pack. What kind of motherfucking energy you need? You already a woman?

You already a woman? What kind of energy you need i just want to try and be homie see you holding me i ain't your damn big homie i'm your cousin i told you this 20 24 shit hey i can't say the truth is out now these people are trying in everything these damn days i can't believe i can't make look y'all i can't make this up my cousin called me she called me asking me for a hundred pack help but i did do something else though i gave her cialis peel told her it was ecstasy Told her it was ecstasy.

She ain't moved in three days. God damn right. Don't ask me for nothing else. I bet you that. Damn, I just been stuck. But my nipples hard. Hey, man. Y'all enjoy today's show, man.

Keep hitting that like button. Keep hitting that subscribe button, man. Stay in the comments. It's getting around that time. Like I told y'all, y'all can DM me at bubbledubent at gmail.com. Send me photos or videos of y'all sharing my content. We're going to do a poll. We're going to start picking people, male and females, or anybody who got chromosomes of a male.

I'm not kidding. But we're going to start picking people. I'm going down my schedule now about the football games I'm going to be going to. We're going to start picking people. I'm going to fly out and go to the games with me and experience the Bubba Dub show with me. So hopefully y'all are excited.

I'm excited to meet some of y'all. Y'all get to, no matter who you are, you can be a Cowboy fan, you can be whatever fan. And the way I'm doing it, I'm inviting people, fans out who teamed at the Dallas Cowboys are playing.

And we just going to have fun that whole day. It's going to be a whole experience. And hopefully you will get to experience the bubble dub show live. You know what I'm saying? Wouldn't it be something to go to the texan cowboy game with me or the saints cat war game wouldn't that be something man uh to have fun because i know a lot of times a lot of people gonna have not fortunate as others

y'all big fans but y'all never been to a game and would love to go i'm trying to make that happen for y'all but the way that could happen through me is sharing my content. Or just hitting the like button. Or just letting people know about me. The Bubba Dub merch is coming. Yeah, but give me two weeks. I'm going to have some merch for y'all.

Yeah, so y'all can better go online and get your merch and support me. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to drop the mic for every interview next week. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna drop the mic at every interview next week, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and drop that for y'all too, in case you didn't know, I got to sit down with the playmaker, and we got to chop it up, about the Dallas Cowboys, of course, but, like I say, y'all can catch me, I'm gonna be in East St. Louis on the 17th.

On the 16th, I'm going to be in Baton Rouge. Me, DC Young Fly. August 22nd, 23rd, you can catch me in OKC at Bricktown Comedy Club. Me and DJ Red. Me and Black Run. Me and JB Braswell. We also going to be in Tulsa 24th and 25th. Bricktown Comedy Club,

same crew. Make sure y'all grab them tickets right now. This show should be sold out before I get there. Grab them tickets. If you rocking with me, I'm coming to a city near you. Go ahead and grab your ticket or two.

I promise you. I promise you I'm what you want to see. Should have been down here last night's report. The people will tell you. The streets going to talk. The people going to tell you. You got to come see your boy Dub, man.

Keep doing what y'all doing. Have a safe weekend. Don't drink and drive. And I'll see y'all again when I see y'all. Peace. I'm out. The Volume. Hey, it's Jake Halpern.

We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. We are the 4-Band. Your tween made you see.

We are the 4-Band. It's painful concert number three. We are the 4-Band. We are the four band. It's painful concert number three. We are the four band. We're five and nineteen. We are the four band. Always singing on key. You love your kids enough to take them to see their favorite, uh, band. Love them enough to make sure they're buckled up in the back seat.

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