Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - The night before Thanksgiving w/ Bubba Dub!!

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

Bubba Dub goes live on Thanksgiving Eve to give thanks to his fans, preview the NFL’s Thanksgiving day slate including the Dallas Cowboys vs New York Giants, and touches on Drake suing Kendrick Lamar!!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I'm your host, Bubble Dub. Hit the like button. Y'all don't mind. Y'all don't mind. Hit that like button for your boy. Don't hit the subscribe button. If you already been subscribed to me, then you should already have your notifications already on.

Because you just never know when I'm going to drop. You just never know. Thanksgiving, the family coming in. Some of them you like, some of them you don't like. But it's Thanksgiving, though. You got to have a smile on your face, even if it's fake. You got to have a smile. You got to really act like you you glad to see these sorry mother That's okay

I'm just want to say I'm thankful For each and every one of y'all for tuning in each and every day each and every week For dealing with me Doing doing what I love to do. Get on here, talk sports, talk shit. That's what I do. That's what y'all do. If you watching me, then you like this shit too. You crazy too. Y'all always saying I'm crazy. Y'all crazy for listening to me. But today though, we thankful. Thanksgiving Eve, some of your wives in the kitchen cooking, your mom in the kitchen cooking,

or your auntie, somebody in the kitchen cooking, it's smelling real motherfucking good. Some of you got the chitlins going home. Some of you don't want to got you some weed. Some of you don't want to got you some liquor, some beer. Some of you owe somebody right mothafuckin now. But you decided you were gonna go buy you a 3.5. You were gonna go buy you some Don Julio or some totitos or

a sorrel. You just say damn who you owe. You finna enjoy yourself. Cause it's Thanksgiving. Y'all full of shit. And you know it but I'm happy though I'm tell y'all right now man I can't wait to go down to my people house tomorrow and enjoy myself eat chicken and dress and mac and cheese ribs chicken turkey real motherfucking turkey some of y'all turkeys don't be looking dumb for me

I'm sorry putting a turkey in the oven for an hour and a half that motherfucking turkey is wrong. Oh wrong ass turkey Man you got to try this dub. I'll be damn You better go get one of them on designated area 51 people to try that damn food. I'm not trying it. I'm going with a food that's well prepared, hot, done, and most of all good. That's why I'm going to eat it. Letting you know right now, if you come to my house, wherever you at, you see me eating,

I'm sitting down eating, you come in, don't think I'm gonna put my plate down to shake your hand or give you a hug. Motherfucker, wait till I get done eating. Nah, I feel like, actually, I'm not gonna put my plate down for nobody. I'm here for a reason. I'm here to eat. I'll talk to y'all later. Gotta shake your hand now, I gotta re-sanitize my hands again. I ain't got time for all that. I ain't got time for all that.

I ain't got time for all that. Now when I got a bowl of chitlins, come here. Who all eat chitlins? Get in the chat line right now. Let me know who all eat chitlins. Matter of fact, who cooked the best chitlins in your family? Mm-hmm. My auntie that got that fat hanging right here, she the best.

Ain't bullshit, my auntie got that fat hanging right here. See the best Ain't bullshit my you got that fact coming off that shit. Yeah She get the cleanin no more shit. Let's get this whole house stank But when it's time eat damn this time to eat some of you women big in the kitchen three or four days in the damn Fool still ain't gonna be on the time tomorrow trash Fool gotta be reckoning for the first NFL game tomorrow. Oh yeah, it's football tomorrow. Oh yeah, it's football tomorrow, fool, and football. I can't wait. Cowboy finna get another W. I'm not bullshitting. Watch the cowboy run through the Giants. Ain't bullshitting. One of my boss' grandson in the quarterback through the Giants. Ain't bull shit you.

One of my boss's grandson in the quarterback for the Giants. Shit, they not think they gonna beat us. Ain't no organization crime family member can play football. I don't give a damn what y'all say. Better yet quarterback. Tommy DeVito, trash. You watch Michael Poyers and get off the mount This Thanksgiving God will God will

Mean if you're a man you watching this show you don't work hard You don't want her to put food on the table. You ain't gotta get that God will gobble tomorrow You can get it tonight. Tell your girl tap on her motherfucking show motherfucking show come on Dabba-dabba I just have it but my mom and dad downstairs. I don't give a damn. They're my damn house They didn't hurt you in here tonight All night long to I'm putting in work

Come on the next morning get your daddy down and smoke a blunt with him. I'm a G Come on G like that my she don't like him go get your room I'm right on day. I mean I want them to hear a she Be damn you gonna hear something to my legal immigrant. This y'all laugh motherfucking thanksgiving over him. Your ass gots to go Better enjoy you better enjoy your thanksgiving right motherfucking now trump and them boys is like big daddy on jango God damn it. They ho they saddling up the horses, they on the way to get you. They on they way to get you. And some of y'all like y'all can't comprehend certain things. I'm talking to y'all getting on here, talking about Bronte Jane, he act like he this, he act like this, that. Just like on Django, you can't treat Bronte Jane like any other other niggas because he ain't like none of them other niggas

that's all i'm saying i don't understand big daddy you want me to treat him like white folks no that's not what i said i'm a little confused i can see that i can see that everybody over here talking about brunny jane ain't scoring this and that. Guess what? Kobe Bryant didn't do a motherfucking thing. He's rookie season either. Y'all forgot Kobe wasn't doing nothing this rookie season. Now I'm not comparing Bernie to Kobe, but I'm just saying I'm talking my ass off right now. He wasn't doing shit. Kobe grew into that player who say Bernie can't grow into the scoring 12 or 15 points tonight. We don't know yet Y'all stop giving Bernie James a whole time and let the young man grow up

Let the man grow up All this motherfucking crying and bickering and that's what y'all be doing on y'all job That's why y'all niggas be getting fired. You and your job running your motherfucking mouth. Run that machine, James. Run the machine. I don't want to hear a damn thing about going on in the NFL or NBA. You better have your ass on time tomorrow.

I knew that. Y'all ready behind on child support? But you want to be a motherfucking class crying up here at the plant. Okay, it's all cool today It's gonna take walking your ass off that plant Now you mad now you won't fight now No

Time will get right Like I say my legos God damn it. It's your last time being him. Ain't no more. Ain't no more Thanksgiving. It's gonna be wherever you're from. If I were you, I'd be already packing because shit you get number. No trump will come in like thief in the night and prayer be all right And I reckon i'm on my supervisor too. Yeah, I got no such and such is the boss is my supervisor But he's gonna be jane wordenaneward and who gonna get the job? I know your grandfather rolling over this motherfucking grave of color gonna be a supervisor. Well, guess what today yesterday

I'm a proud American citizen law abiding solution consumption law about consumption they thought they'd never see the day double big supervisor but I did I hung it now I hung it I big on this job 15 motherfucking years done told on everybody else I don't see everybody that came through the plant I been told on them that's why you gotta be patient. Some of you ain't nothing now, bothering your wife about the food. Be patient. Your ass gonna eat tomorrow. Be patient.

Just make sure women, when you end up cooking, just make sure you cooking with love. And don't get mad when somebody don't eat a certain dish that you make. Motherfucker, the dish ain't good. That's all. That don't mean you certain dish that you make. Motherfucker, the dish ain't good. That's all, that don't mean you can't cook. That doesn't mean you can't make this certain dish shit. You got to keep making it and getting better and better. And for the women that's out there cooking right now,

I'm talking about slaving. Oh, sweat rolling off your brow. You tied down a motherfucking slave in Las Vegas. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. You deserve some death. You deserve some death. And you studs, I'm talking to you studs

with them gold teeth, put some gum in your motherfucking mouth. Breast smell like yeast infection cat. What's up my G, my G, oh God damn. You been eating in balm and fluid or something. Put some gum in your motherfucking mouth, damn. Oh fucking cruddle mouth, having ass. Oh big foot little feet, having ass motherfuck. And and some of you studs you got your daddy feet, too I'm looking at someone you got your daddy feet daddy chin daddy hands and everything else starting to scare me. I

Hate a motherfucking female got her daddy girls. Let's get away from you hurt you goddamn. Oh you I got her daddy here. Let's get away from you. You hurt you goddamn. Oh Big pinky toe having ass Oh, I can't wait man, I thank God to bless me to be why I met the day Whoa, I can't wait. I know some of y'all can't wait I know some of y'all probably seen y'all family members in the minute and you finally be able to see him some of your people Probably been in prison. They finally back home now to be with the fam It's a beautiful thing when you you know, when your people can change they live for the better Instead of the worst I got family members being in and not the penitentiary their whole life

But they keep finding they self go back in that motherfucker and I keep telling my auntie or Or even my my mama or whoever my brothers in jail my cousin. Man, I don't understand baby I don't understand why they just keep going back in now see they miss that boy Wait, I'm gonna keep getting in trouble to go back and over ain't no women got a woman in them. These niggas fighting to go to the penitentiary. Do you hear me? They fighting to go. They can't wait to go. Them boys got women in them pen- I'm trying to tell you. I don't know who them niggas is and now Negroes and I'm trying to chill out on the n-word. I don't know who them Negroes in them penitentiary either

but them niggas put me to them. I'm not bullshitting. Them Negroes put meat in them so good, when they come back home to be with us, they don't want to be with us no more. They do anything they can to go back. Tell me I'm lying. Them niggas go out here and rob, fresh day back robbing. They ain't got pockets full of money, but robbing. What that tell you? They want to go back and then get that meat. Skylight Frame is more than just a photo frame.

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I can't make this lie. When he came home, all he did was stand outside at that door and just look all day long Just look just Start to scare me, but my granny I just wonder what my baby waiting on see it that boy He know that boy coming home and then I'm gonna be the waitin on it and they thought I was lying two years later That whoever that dude was he came home him And I rolled off. I they went out west Okay been back since he doing good ain't calling that nobody now, but he left with that boy

Now my cousin in denial my dad ain't really no shit Shit like hell he ain't That's why i'm standing by someone's black fuck we talk about everybody here, but we want to talk about our own No, we're gonna keep it one motherfucking hundred Unc it don't like ruPaul He can show up today and come to my crib and eat and drink but it's gonna be our plastic silver well I bet you that. Uncle come over all day, his plate plastic,

his fork plastic, his cup plastic. See, he ain't putting his lips on my shit. Not, not, not enough of him. Too much shit going on out here. You can't trust everybody either. When I pull up down to the mile, I don't have my arm hanging, this ain ain't track me. You're not smoking with me I'm smoking by myself. I give you some but you're not putting your lips on my shit. Never

Don't not gonna be able to it not now back to what we talking about this boy cowboy playing the giant I'm guaranteeing the cowboy with the Giants a star mine. I'm 10 New York Johnson's Is in a disarray of done right now Don't nobody wanna play for the Giants no motherfucking moe Eli man, you're not coming through them doors no more. It's over Tom Coughlin is over It's bad when the rats don't even want to go to church It's bad when the rats don't even want to go to church. What motherfucking rat don't want to go to church?

Ain't nothing but cheese at the church. Why you think them pastors done? The cheese is down. And them rats don't want to go? That should tell you something. Jim Jones out here smoking blunts, passing out turkey, singing. Something going on in New York, y'all, I don't know what it is. But it ain't right. Pete Diddy doesn't got to deny it again.

Now Pete Diddy trying to give these people $100 million and they won't fucking take it. What they tell you? They tell you broke people like me should never get in trouble. That's all I'm saying. If a rich motherfucker can't get out of trouble, I know damn well I ain't got a shot. Get the chat up. God damn this CNN,

y'all ain't getting this kind of conversation nowhere else get my chat up y'all bullshit Y'all bullshitting tonight on thanksgiving eve I take time out to come talk to my beautiful people man and y'all in the chat Get the chat up What my cowboy fans said you all be in this motherfucker rocking them My cowboy fans that you are being this motherfucker rockin in there Can we had many ups this year we've been down but damn it we for the win two in a row I bet you I bet you couple rush do what he post to do And I'm gonna talk shit about this victory, too. I'm gonna celebrate it. I don't give a damn. We ain't going nowhere. I don't give a damn I'm all about me and that's what I'm gonna do and come Sunday night. You best believe the Buffalo Bill

I'm gonna beat it on Buffalo. They beating the 49ers too Cappendick rolling over in this motherfucking grade right now what Buffalo's gonna do to the 49ers I guarantee you that Chicago Bell you getting your beat the mile by the lines 45 and still damn right I said 45 a 7 the mile I'm wearing everybody on the Detroit line drug test it the motherfucker been bowling he referred rolling over and goddamn on carports right right now, the way his team, don't you know here with Ford, we'll do everything in the world if he could to see that team win. I mean, Ford after Ford after Ford doesn't die and no motherfucker been hurt.

But they still been holding on. It ain't how you start. It's how you finish. I was smoking that mother fucker all night. I don't feel nothing. I don't feel nothing. I feel like I be cat fit bubble. I pulled out that deal don't come. I already had the lights off.

Strapped up, yeah,, strap up, Saudi. Come here. Oh, so different. I feel it now. I know you do. Best $179 I ever spent in my life. You would have got the new J's, but I wouldn't have got the new deal. Don't strap on.

Come here. Strap up, Saudi. And I put a condom on, strap on, come here. Strap, get up, show the hat. And I put a condom on it too, come here. Boy, I'm safe these days with it. I don't wear no condom on the real one, but on that deal though, I'm putting a condom on it. I practice safe sex.

Come here. I ain't forcing you for getting no bumps on my strap on. Mm-mm. Damn, I'm trying to tell you, boy. I'm smart. Don't be bullshitting with y'all, man. Y'all better stop bullshitting and enjoy your life because you only get one when it's over. It's over. Ain't no duels.

Ain't no duels. So I'm telling you today, put your picks in with prize picks, baby. More bet more on your less on your favorite player. That's all you got to do over there. Yep. You my promo code trash with the two agents is more or less when your favorite player put your picks in right now tomorrow while you're watching the game, you could be getting money.

I like it. I used to. That's. I like it. I used to, that's Dycan. Yeah, y'all know nothing about that booze, man. Too much bullshit going on in the world. Like I told y'all, Drake, Sue and Kendrick. White skin shit if you ask me. White skin shit.

Drake the type of dude that'll start a fight, lose the fight, then call police. We're gonna stop it They don't tell you you Sometimes you got to take your losses man drink take your loss, bro You know I'm saying Kendrick one about it is what it is man. Get back in the booth. Get back to singing Yeah, whatever. It's all the way man You can't change what's in our hearts and in our minds and I'm a great thing in the booth, get back to singing, whatever. It's over with, man. You can't change what's in our hearts and in our minds.

And I'm a Drake fan. But you lost, dog. I don't like you no less. Or, you know, it is what it is. I like the music you make, Drake. I don't care about no battle rapping type shit. That ain't just soccer, dog. You don't see me out here trying to fight, do you?

Hell no, I know I'm gonna lose that. That's why I do shit that I'm good at. Like you should challenge the kindred. How many times you can look at yourself in the mirror in a day? Drake, you gonna win that motherfucker. We know you stay in the mirror, fam. You gotta do shit you good at. I know a n***a can pill pop sex pills than me. I'm on sex pill pill popper

Same way freaks and they'll be popping purse even though he lying really popping niggas got y'all fool. See I'm popping sex pills Yeah, you know no more sports community Yeah, you know, no more sports community. I'm only going to take one. I could take two. And I ain't got no damn a sale. I ain't got no sale either. I got one of them dodgy motherfuckers that you got to go out to that work. She's hard. She's she's going to feel it in her motherfucking chance.

I want to feel it here. I ain't got that kind of me meat But let me put my pistol right up under your motherfucking breast. Yep. Damn right if you won't move I'm not bullshit. I'll put that pistol right up under your mother. Don't move Okay, I'm just telling y'all the truth in the day get the check up I'm just telling y'all the truth in the day. Get the check up. Packers playing the Dolphins. Who y'all got winning that Packers or the Dolphins? Uh, Packers. Even though Tuna Fish 2 have been playing good, I got the Packers winning that game. They're going to be in Green Bay. It's going to be cold. And we already know a dolphin will drown when you take his ass out the wall That's how I'm saying ain't no day on water and green bay

nothing for cheese and white folks come In Bonfire You don't think these white people having bonfire right now you can lost your motherfucking mind You don't think these white people back walking in Walmart with having fun and open toasts out shit You're a lot watching it with my own fucking eyes White people got swag again, they nice They invite you to these potlucks. They back doing they're doing Christmas programs again

They forgot all about Christmas and bygones enough and I get back doing they're doing Christmas programs again They forgot all about Christmas and Biden was in often I get back doing Christmas program on and giving giveaway to the kids again see I'll be a little kidney white folks. Wait, I'm not getting in they wait. I'm getting out they won't wait So I got the packers beating the dolphins tomorrow, that what I got. Now this house gonna go to my real talk. Cowboys gonna run through the Giants. You got them right. Detroit gonna run through the Bows. You damn right.

Packers in the, it's gonna be a good game, but the Packers gonna win against the Miami H Ventura Dolphins. That's the way I see it. I don't know how y'all seen it, but y'all talk to me. Now right now, somebody get in the chat. Right now, let me know who make the best chicken and dressing in your family. And don't lie. Don't lie.

And if somebody in your family food nasty, is you willing to tell them right there in their face that this hang it? You tell the weed man, every time the weed ain't what it is, you tell, man, this ain't it, dawg. It ain't like that,, you tell, man this ain't it dawg, it ain't like that lad. Tell the person that cooked the food that, I bet you won't. I bet you take a ad whoopin' in that house too.

You know it. You know your brother, sister, your cousin, your uncle and boy, they'll put something on your ass. If you tell whoever cooked that food, it ain't good. Guess what, I will. You know why? Because I got my hand on my pistol. Man, I'm gonna be honest with you. This chicken and dressing, trash.

This ain't it. You put too much celery in this shit. This ain't it. You know what? I'm gonna talk shit when I got my heat on me every motherfucking time. Now, if I ain't have my pistol on me, if my pistol was in the pawn shop, I'm gonna sit right there and you like the food, baby It's not food good. Mm-hmm Cuz I'm skinny I ain't got no protection when I got that thing on me though Very vocal very vocal and we'll let you know I got that thing on me, too So you can say what you want to say all you want all that you'll do this net you might but you are everyone over here

You won't see now another Thanksgiving either, nigga. You won't see now another Thanksgiving, nigga. Want your jersey, I told y'all man, go holler for Nags. I got a jersey every day rest of the year. That's that Vince Carter, in caseall won this Vince. Just in case you want to do them doing 12 days giveaway a Christmas or jerseys and hats and a pair of two so be on the lookout for that as well man. Pray everybody just watching this show if you can't even watch my show and you just got to listen to my show go to Apple Apple Podcast, go to Spotify, type in the bubble dub show. Download it at that, man. Don't just go there. Download it. Get them

up for me, man. Get these downloads up for you, boy, man. That's all I ask. I don't ask much. I really don't. I pray that y'all stomachs get full. I pray that the food y'all eat tomorrow nourish y'all. I know some of y'all been having a down year, but it's not over. God not done with you. I promise you that even if you not religious, that's your business. But I am, I'm a big firm believer in God, Jesus Christ, man. We got them. I wouldn't be where I'm at today. Hard work, dedication. Ain't nobody never gave me nothing, man. Dubb had to get out here and work for it, man. I know y'all on the outside looking and this shit look easy, but it's not easy being away

from your family. It's not being easy when you got to invest the money that you make in yourself. That's how I'm making. I invest the money in myself, man. Real talk. Whatever money I make, I put it right back into the pot because I know it's a bigger pot somewhere and I got to get it. Just like y'all out there right

now you you you you're hustling man you got one foot in you got one foot out but you gotta trust the process and whatever you're doing man trust the mother can process things will work out you might got a woman on your side and you're putting money into the pot but every time you look around she grabbing money out the pack just what what you do. You got to go You messing up my stack and you got to go If you ain't putting that in the pot you can't take nothing out of it Stop trying to buy love fellas. I know some of these women beautiful bad to the motherfucking bone. Dying pieces. Yeah, ass. Every where. But if that woman don't mean you no good, you let her ass go.

Sometimes we don't, sometimes it ain't about what you want. It's all about what you need. You might think you want that big ass. You might think you want that pretty face. But the most that means somebody else want. Yeah. Get you somebody you need. Get you somebody you need. Laggards if you're watching this show, stop having sex with men that you want. Start having sex with the men you need. Now you know your son need a man in his life. Go get you a man that need a son in his life. That's all I'm saying. Go hand in hand sometimes, man. Gotta make it make sense. Stop having sex with who you want and start having sex with the people you need. You know you ain't

work this year, baby. You know you ain't work this year baby. You know you gonna know if you're gonna what you're gonna with the kids might not get enough for Christmas or now you know that. So you know what you need? So you need to go out and sell some cat. Scary money don't make no money. Now your son, a daughter, I got a little friend cousin of mine Christmas and watched him open up their gear, but they had no gear. They got it right. You a selfish motherfucker. You should be making sure them kids wake up to a nice Christmas. You don't celebrate it. That's cool. But if you do, the kids deserve

presents on their plate. They deserve presents under their tree. And I had presents under my my tree I before I even unwrapped my gifts the rats already unwrapped See, that's why I come from the mud. I wasn't the only one opening my prayer. The rats was opening with me N***a what we got? By the way, those fruit lips are good too We eating in the yellow I'm a mud baby for real. This ain't no cow. I remember hitting the lion.

Every well. I mean every well. Yeah, I come from that man. And I wouldn't change none of that shit in the world, man. That shit made me who I am today. It made me drive, made me want to be better than what I could ever be and take it further and further than I could ever take this shit, man. Yeah, I really live that, come from that, and not embarrassed by none of it.

I'm a foolstown baby. So I'm saying, giving thanks again. The way I live my life now, it's thanksgiving every day for me. It's thanksgiving every day for me. I don't have to wait to know if I'm gonna sell it. It's every day for me. That God bless me to wake up, man. Wake up and be, thank God I can wake up, see my kids,

call my momma, man. People who gonna have their mother lost their mother, I'm praying for you. Sorry for your loss, man. I got people who mothers been gone 20, 30 years and they miss them just like they passed yesterday. Praying for y'all, coping for y'all, man. But ain't nothing like being able to call your moms and talk to them, man, about anything I'm

going through. Because one thing I always tell my girl, man, you might leave me, but my mama never will. Mama gonna always be there for you whether she's real or in the afterlife. You know your mama gonna always have your back no matter what. Ain't nothing like a mother's love, man. I'm just being honest. Love my father, my mom and my daddy been together 46, 47 years, man. Love my old man, Adele. But ain't nothing like that mother. Real talk. All my old heads on here watching the show. I'm pretty sure y'all parents going on the rest in peace. I know y'all probably feel like you just lost them. I'm praying for you as well, man. Man, God is good.

God been great to me, man. I know he been great to y'all as well, man. So, I wanna give condolences to the people who lost their loved ones this year. It's been a tough year for us all. One day you're here, the next day you gone. That's why you gotta live your life. You gotta enjoy it.

My old head's on her 55 and up right now, man. You damn, nobody ready to retire. Man, enjoy your life, man. Take your trip somewhere. Go and do what you want to do. If you single, man, you 45 and up and you single, you're like, man, I don't know what to do. I got a little money, but I don't know what to do.

Take your ass to Columbia. Thank me loud. Take your motherfucking ass to Columbia and go down and have a ball They even four hours all it costs is four hours to have a time of your life Matter of fact you go to Columbia And just text me or email me. I'll send you some money God damn, I'll send you some money. Enjoy yourself too. No calm, no evil. Yeah, they don't speak no English either.

I don't either. Don't get no. My old boy go down there to Columbia every, what? Every two or three weeks he go down to Columbia. He know he watch this show, he know I ain't lying. He go to Columbia every two or three weeks. Don't get no. He go down to columbia. He know he watched this show. He know I ain't lying. He go columbia every two or three weeks. Donna get off American women don't know they don't they don't they don't they don't support you know saying like they do

Soon you get off the plane is up Hey, you got the plan you roast pork Yeah, soon you get off the plane is oh Roast pork Well, I'm gonna be like tomorrow You watching this show then you are gonna know this part of the show we do the hell no thing. And when we talk about Thanksgiving, if you see me at Thanksgiving eating and you come in and you think I'm going to stand up and give you a hug and shake your hand, hell no. I'm not doing none of that.

I shake your hand. I'll hug you when I get done eating. Right now, I'm busy. I'm eating in line. Boy, I'm telling you boy, I been thinking about y'all, man. I been thinking about getting y'all house built. Line like a motherfucker too. I ain't thinking about getting no house built. I'm thinking about getting no house built. I'm thinking about getting no house built. I'm thinking about getting no house built. I'm thinking about line. I'm telling you boy, I ain't even, I been thinking about y'all man.

I been thinking about getting y'all house built. Line like a motherfucker too. Ain't thinking about getting nobody house built. They ain't gonna know that though. I'm coming out another morrow feeding everybody number lies. What y'all want for Christmas? Yeah, let me get a piece of that come back, mama. What y'all want for Christmas?

Let me get something that got a 7-millimeter too. Mama, what you putting this thing, this thing look different. I'm gonna get you a car too. Y'all thinking for Christmas? Let me get something that'll sell me okay too. Mama, what you putting this thing? This thing look different. I'm gonna get you a car too. Y'all think about getting a car shit? I'm dying of telling lies. All because I'm getting them to go place tomorrow. Come here, some of my friends.

I ain't seen you 10, 12, 15 years. Y'all been in my DM. Oh, I can't wait to see you. BAM, going up tomorrow too. Yes, y'all. Don't wanna do what you say you gonna do to me in that DM. Oh, I can't wait to see you. Don't want to do what you say you're gonna do me. I'm here now. Don't be shy now. You can put everybody in the city. Now I'm here. You want to ask. She is so awful. I like how it is so awful.

I see people you 1520 years ago. You're a big freak. I'll freak you. Show me what you got. Every time I close my eyes. So wake up to the soul. Honey, I can't get you out of my mind. Sexy you is all I see. Hey, that's how I'm feeling tomorrow when I pull up. I'm not pulled, see, I'm not shy. Oh no, duh, not shy. I pull this one inch monster out and I'm leaning too. But I got to blindfold you first though.

I can't let you see it like this at first. Put the blindfolds on, you got me. Oh, it's small, but it get bigger as time goes on come on Give me some ass. Thank you. Christmas. You got gifts You got gifts christmas, I don't see you ain't got that ass. I see they gonna be coming through off Amazon. Boy you are shit. What you aliens TV? That's nothing to me.

I put you big aliens TV. Now your shit ride might not be the holiest motherfucker. But I put you a big, you can go ride and show your friend. I got an alien bitch when you get out of here. And I got a new car. Girl what you got? A 1998 Altima? Damn right, but it got level seats though.

Hey, I'm here to help. That's what's wrong with you, man. When you get with women, y'all just want to get the cat and everything here and take from this hole. She already got no her on her side. You taking everything she got. You got to bring something to the table.

At least I can do it. Go get you a $1,500 car. That's nothing. I go down to Holly Helton, hey, get that motherfucker some liability insurance, 1,500, registration. We out the door for about $1,950. Come here.

But with that $1,950, you know what I'm done. I got that cat for the next three years. And y'all wonder why they hold me out and don't want nothing to do with y'all cause some niggas like me coming through taking care of business taking care of business everywhere taking care of business. That's what I do. I'm a real man. I go out and buy groceries, wash some powder dish, buy some niggas soap, toilet paper, all that.

All y'all want to do is take these hoes that's day 48, then that's the thing you know you want to get between they legs. It don't work like that, no. Got the wine and dine. You got to show them something different. These hoes ain't got cable. These hoes fine, stick it up, they ain't got cable. Come get that bitch some direct TV and a live. Something interesting right there. Yeah, I'll show all that you, you here in her life. Some bitch stand right there. Yeah, I'll show off that you here for the long while, bitch. I ain't even be, I ain't never had cable, because I ain't never watch movies.

Bitch, you lying, eh? Watch live time sometime, eh? TNT, eh? Yeah, yeah, do something different. Y'all be trippin'. You gotta treat these women. I ain't treat them, not trick them. Treat them. My real old school longer that don't mind buying school clothes. I salute you, fam. I salute you real. Even though you gonna have to give up some of that cat for the old school, they gonna make sure the youngster good for school. Don't let the boy be good in football. Old school going to the game. Now,

Mr. Earl, I ain't never seen you at the game. What you mean? Why I like getting out the house every now and then and watching it. Cause they remind me of myself. Whole time he got his eyes on that boy because he's fucking his mama. Mr. Earl gonna believe in buying no $200 joints, but he do not. He don't give a damn about MJ. He was a Patrick Uren fan, but that woman that putting that good cat on him, her son getting them J's too.

I was the real deal. I ain't joining. He love Patrick Uren, but the little ball wearing Jordan shoes, I bet you that. Ain't no ifs, ands, or buts. He's Earl, I need 350 for Junior. Come and get it. Damn right. And when she come over there and get it, he rubbin' all on that ass, lickin' in her ear like Melvin was doin' Jodie, my mom's baby boy. Come here. Shee-y. What you laughin' at, your spoiled ass? Stop playin' with me. Make sure y'all get this chat up

Just a little roof. My y'all do your boy do wrong man. Make sure y'all sure this live man Make sure y'all sure this live for your boy man, cute Gibson. What's up, man? You know, I'm rocking liability I got a no man boy. She don't care if I got a brand new beans outside I ain't bullshion girl. If I got a brand new beans outside What you hate when you go get a car and what you call your insurance company make sure you got full of courage I get full coverage on her today. We're about in eight more days Now paying no three four five hundred dollar for no I'm going liability Y'all know I'm not lying Vibility on my car baby. I'll let state form

I'll stay I'll let them for all nothing what it means Bobby Harry up going down there to them goddamn Mexican insuring company. Um, how much $39 be? Leave it up off the line. She's a fist killer nigga liability Trash of the day going to the people who got full cover trash Trash of the day going to the people who got full cover trash Pinging all that motherfucking money when the car break down if you totally just told I'm real Pility in the game. Yeah. Yeah, I ain't spending my money on all this shit, man. I'm stacking Stack season.

My thanksgiving, enjoy yourself, enjoy your family, man. If you got a day off, enjoy it, man. Enjoy it, man. Enjoy your freedom while you on earth. All my kings, I pray you, you'll ball out the rest of your years. All my queens, I pray you get everything that you need in your life, man. Thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubba Dubb Show. See y'all again when I go live. I might go live, man.

I don't know, man. I might be too full of dressing. I might be full of that. I don't know. But if you see the notification, then you know it's going down, man. Peace and love. Happy Thanksgiving to each and every one of y'all out there. Thank everybody that watched this show tonight, man. Please hit the like button, hit the share button, hit in the comments. Let me know you enjoying the show.

From the Bubble Dub Show, we wishing everybody and saying everybody happy Thanksgiving. Peace and love, we out. The Volume.