Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS IN THE SUPER BOWL!!

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

The Philadelphia Eagles pulled off a HUGE win against the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22, and Bubba Dub is breaking it ALL down! Jalen Hurts and the squad got their revenge in a tough matchup, proving they ain’t to be played with! But what went wrong for Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs? Bubba got the TRUTH on it all!PLUS, the Charlotte Hornets trade got RESCINDED—yeah, you heard that right! What in the world is going on in that front office? And we gotta talk about Dalton Knecht and why he got traded……hmmmAND since it’s Valentine’s Day, Bubba Dub got some words for all y’all out here buying gifts for people who ain’t even yours! If you out here tricking on a situationship, Bubba is CALLING YOU OUT!#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Or the seriously smart podcaster. It requires a serious conversation that is best had by you. the volume. Welcome to the bubble dub show man. Super Bowl weekend, just watched the fabulous game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Kansas City Chiefs. I'ma give y'all time to get in the chat man. I know some of y'all high, I know some of y'all drunk, I know some of y'all warm money, I know some of y'all gotta find y'all new places to stay. So I'ma give y'all time man But for right now hit the like button

Yeah, come on hit the like button for your boy man real talk man Make sure you turn your nugga for cases on make sure you subscribe to the show as well man We down here in New Orleans I want to give a shout out to Dave and Bustles man for holding us down the whole weekend Shout out to them on that and on let's just dive straight into the game today The Philadelphia Eagles dropped bird shit all over the Chiefs today. That's just what happened. Pat Mahone trash. Been down here all motherfucking week eating trough fish, edaface and looked like he was on lower

tabs the whole damn game. That ain't the Pat Mahone that I know and that y'all most of y'all know. Eagles took ass up today. Ain't no excuses about this and that. I thought Andy Reid had the coaching advantage over the Philadelphia Eagles, but the Philadelphia Eagles had the players advantage. And what I mean by that, the Chiefs offensive line didn't do a damn thing all night. They was on their ass the whole damn night. That's what I saw. That's what you saw. Kansas City Chiefs defense could not control Jalen Hurst. He was throwing the ball

as well as running the ball. Jalen Hurts had 221 passing yards, two TDs, one intercepts, had 11 carries for 72 yards. Yeah, Jalen Hurts running that motherfucker like a Ford F-150, and they couldn't do a motherfucking thing about it. Steve Spagnola, supposed to be the best defensive coordinator

in the world, ain't woofer, damn. Spagnola supposed to be the best defensive court n***a in the world ain't woofer damn Over there all getting this shit. No fix this shit now But they didn't I'm gonna give props to the Philadelphia Eagles what those they would do. Saquon Barkley had 25 carries 57 yards But he wasn't the normal Saquon Barkley and you don't have to be because as a team over all the Philadelphia Eagles had 45 yards They had 45 carries. Yeah, 45 carries. They let you know right now They ran the ball even though they didn't run the ball exception. Well, uh, I Ain't gonna lie. I'm being honest. I thought Patrick Mahone was gonna make some kind of comeback, but they didn't now normally during halftime Andy Reid got all kind of food on the table that you could eat.

This day he didn't eat. You know why? Because he would fucking lose. Do you hear me? Andy Reid didn't expect that shit? Andy Reid expected his team to come out and play better ball than they did. God damn it, they showed Taylor Swift flat thing ass one goddamn time. You been showing all playoffs, but tonight you show that flat pancake ass motherfucker one time Come on, Roger Goodell show Taylor Swift Y'all don't want to talk about it, but I'm gonna talk about it Yeah, when Travis when Travis Kelsey had this so don't know what they big-ass y'all keep the cameras on

Keep that camera on Taylor Swift's ass. Don't nobody want to see it But me Taylor come, Travis Eluso. Come over here, I got you. I ain't got Travis money, but Travis ain't got this tongue either. Come here. Come here, I like dance with Taylor Swift. Shit.

Taking back things by bringing y'all things. Taylor Swift to my arm, to my arm, my homecoming we have. While walking over there, white girl, boy, his gonna turn. Though my family members ain't gonna like it, but that's why them niggas broke down, cause they don't understand what's going on.

Said, goddamn slavery over, I want a white woman, I'm gonna get me a white woman too. Damn right. While walking in church too, holding hands. Pastor, who was that? Nigga, this man there. See, goddamn right. Y'all enjoy life, man.

Y'all be complaining, man. I be seeing some of y'all, man. Y'all see a black man with a white woman. Y'all doing all this motherfucking crime. Black women, y'all be running us off. Don't get me wrong though. I love me a crow, but I pimple on a cracker. That's just me.

I'm just telling y'all what I see. I hear the shit y'all saying. I can't believe he with her. When he with you You gave him headaches and diabetes now this nigga eating plant-based food all of a sudden He looking good again 60, but he looked 30 When he with you he was 30 but looking 90 y'all be running those crazy and the shit got to stop Get like my baby mama right now

She don't want to let me see my kids because I got a new girlfriend but my kids been calling something dude for seven years. Yo goddamn uncle that's your mama little fucker. I can't bring my little piece of game around. It's a problem when you can't see your kids. If you keep that girl well goddamn I guess I won't be seeing them. They'll see me on YouTube and IG and everywhere else. Hey you little bad motherfucker. Daddy living good. You want to live with me? No. Your mama post be happy for me. Y'all post to be happy for me. God damn it. I went to mama. No call.

Didn't have nothing. Now I can left your mama. I'm up now. Now y'all want to barge in on my happiness. I'll be damn. I'm not going forward. But back to the game, though, Xavier Werther had over eight catches, 157 yards. Eagles won 42, but the game wasn't closed, man.

Eagles did what they did, but they did. I know Gilligan kid running around the city right now. I don't buy right now. As he's supposed to, Mick Miller running around feeling good again, and I know he's secretly texting Dee Dee right now. Did he get the phone? I don't think he did. He checking up on me?

Shit, he can guarantee that. Whole lot of shit going on, man. Kanye West giving away cars. Kanye, uh, Kim said he seen them kids in months. Come on, Ye. No better than that. And quit making that thin ass white woman get naked. Stop it.

Trump don't get you. Shit, you think he won't sit nice? You a damn lie. And I'm riding with him. I ain't seen my goddamn Mexican neighbor in six days. He trying to hide it out. Mm-mm, you get over here and mow my damn yard. I got the camera on too to show Trump you been here.

I got you. I'm getting rid of all your asses, legal, you gots to go. My goddamn Nigerian pastor, gots to go. Nigga, I don't want to hear your word. I can read the Bible for my damn self. What's going on? I know y'all get seen that pastor. Got caught in the strip club talking about he was there for typing. Nigga, you there for ass.

What you lying about? Just be honest. I want to see some ass from time to time. I have no problem with a pastor going to a woman's strip club. If he was going to a man's strip club, I'd have a problem with that. But he going to see some ass. Ain't nothing wrong with ass. And Eddie Murphy boy, ass is good. If ass wasn't good, none of us be him.

How y'all gonna get mad at me? He paying time. At least he paying some, because pastors don't have taxes. At least he giving the money back. A lot of them girls wanna go to school. At least he paying some compels don't have taxes. So at least he giving the money back. Like them girls wanna go to school. Like them, you know what I'm saying? They come from bad childhoods. They can have no father.

Maybe he could be a father to him. I have no problem with that. Hell, me and my pastor, we shoot dives together. That's a real difficult, real tough. When I need money, I buy real church money. Ain't no money better than the church's money. All the money I done put in now, I got to be able to get something back.

I called my pastor man, nigga, I need $2,500. You know what he say? Come and get it. I ain't go to church, son. I'm in the back waiting on my motherfucking money. Any of my pastor smoke weed. Real talk, I had a big pretty bag.

I all love it. Got Superman on the bag, but ain't number rich, it ain't so hot. You don't know the difference. I my past to sell for 200 come in Yeah, I'll be skinned and I'll be going down through there now Let's talk about the own Kansas City Chiefs a lot of people thinking that they gonna make it back next year not gonna happen man You got injuries is a whole lot going to teams Going back to the Super Bowl what the Eagles did was phenomenal this season. They was able to bring in Saquon Barkley. They stay on

That front for they got they ain't have to blinks to get the arm Pat Mahomes. They had six sacks They controlled the line of scrimmage man. They controlled the game from the first quarter all the way to the fourth quarter That's why the Philadelphia Eagles is the Super Bowl champs. They deserve it man You know Andy Reid you beat him a couple years ago. Now your old team beat you That's why the Philadelphia Eagles is the Super Bowl champs. They deserve it, man. You know, Andy Reid, you beat them a couple years ago. Now your old team beat you. I mean, that's just how it go. If you ask me, a lot of people were saying that the Chiefs didn't even been there because

the referees was on their side. Well, the Rebs wasn't on their side tonight. That's just, just call it like it is. The Rebs wasn't on the Chiefs side tonight. They got their ass beat. They got to go back to Kansas City where I'm hearing Gates barbecue or Arthur Bryan barbecue closed.

Don't burn in, trash. Yeah, that shit overweighed up there in Kansas City, man. I mean, I would love for Pat to win three Super Bowls in a row, but it didn't happen, man. You know, I'm getting up here talking shit, but this is a tough game, man. This is a tough sport, man. Yes, I'm a Cowboy fan.

We ain't gonna be here for about seven more years. I understand that. But I'm just gotta be honest with y'all, man. We wanna talk about the Super Bowl halftime show. Kendrick Lamil, Kendrick Lamar. I know Drake so much with a pistol to his head right now. I know it. I know the six guys sick right now.

Kendrick Dickens staying up there and I'm looking at all the coming. Come on, fam. Come on, man. The halftime show was trying. Maybe to you. Maybe to you. Maybe when the second as it normally be. But I respect Kendrick Lamar for who he is and what he stand for. He still went up there, even though he can possibly get sued from Drizzy Drake. He still playing that song. And I can't do nothing but respect that

from Mom Kendrick Lamar. So I got the TEE, so I got the Top Dog, so I got the thick ass Silsa, and I do mean five. Ooh, God. Ooh, Silsa thick too. I ain't boy with my shit, boy. I want me some Silsa real talk, real talk, raw dog poop, first night. She down here in Orleans, let me run across.

She tell me, come to our room. You got protection? Hell no. And I don't need it either. Shit. I ain't lying, I ain't pullin' out my pull-out game. We could then a baby do a leg when it come to seals. Shit, you wanna get one liar?

But enjoy this right now, man. But enjoy it, man, we're down here right now in New Orleans, the streets is going crazy. I ain't going on Bourbon Street, shit. I ain't forgot what happened two months ago, shit. I watch Bourbon Street on TV. I'm not going nowhere else, shit. Come on down here and get drunk, I'll be down.

You out here tonight, having a good time, you're trying to drive home drunk, you better call your Uber. Ain't no sense of putting your life at risk or nobody's life at risk, man. It's all about responsibility. I heard this weekend, man, enjoy yourself. A lot of you fellas, y'all let the house,

y'all let your girl go out, she fucking. Ain't no sense of thinking about it. Don't question her when she come home. She take her ass up, you shoulda rode with her. But you want to stay at the house with the boys. What's really going on? You really stay at the house with 50 niggas and then be with your girls.

Something ain't making sense to me. Something ain't making sense to me. So I'm telling you now, you keep letting your girl go out. Come be problem. I'm out with the girls. Them girls eat cat too. Don't you think they don't? Them women got taser thongs.

See, I lost my girl to one of them studs. I ain't no big foot boxer woman motherfucker. Cleo from Second Law Bray's having my girl took me from my own family. See, I ain't lying, I can't stand them studs, but I love having sex with them. Come here.

Studs don't normally get hot dog links that much. But when I come around, I'm shooting my shot out. Think about it. Stuzz ain't out here having sex like that, bro. Ain't nobody running up in them Stuzz. Don't buy it. It's good, tight, and warm.

Do you hear me? Shit, if you know what I know, you'll get you one. Just stay in the fat sugar day, man. That's what we gotta do, man. We got to enjoy one another, man. I know some of y'all men, y'all see studs come around, y'all get intimidated. They cause y'all ain't got no game.

How you gonna let somebody that wear a strap-on? I'll hump you. You a lazy ass nip. Now I might not cannot last that strap-on. I might not cannot last that. But when I'm on 100 packs of Red Bull, I can go all night. Damn right.

That strap on ring ain't pumping blood like me. I'm warm, real talk, I can warm you up. That damn deal don't came from a month. But it's something I can't compete with though. That damn rose, see, that damn rose is underfed. Real talk, that rose so cold, I'm using that son of a bitch. Now, come here, she can't even find this up under my goddamn pillow now. I'm not bullshitting whole rooms smell like stale corn chips.

Come here, God enjoy it man. Y'all be on it all up tight. I know some of y'all lost a lot of money man, my partner lost 15,000 on the chiefs. He been hitting my phone, I'm already knowing he need a loan. I ain't got it. I'm telling my people know my homeboy right now. You got a lot of money and you think you're gonna call me. I'm gonna let you borrow some money. I'm not letting you borrow shit. You're gonna go through this damn storm alone. Real talk. I don't gamble like that. I know it. If you're watching this show, do you know it's being presented by prize fix? Go ahead scan that barcode right down there to the right put five hours in you get 50 instantly You bet more or less on your favorite player. That what I bet on prize pick

I bet on the players to do know a certain amount of yards a certain amount of touchdowns and this and that man So if you ain't rocking with prize fix tripping man tune in if you can't watch the bubble dub show You can at least listen to it. Go to Apple Podcasts, go to Spotify, type in the Bubble Dub Show. Darn, man, real tough. How y'all feeling tonight though, chat? I'm feeling good in the chat.

What y'all, y'all talked to me, tell me what y'all thought about this Super Bowl. Did you like it or was lackluster, they didn't live up to what you thought, or you thought it was simply amazing? Now the people who hated it, team lost. I'm already known. So I'm gonna get in this chat line about this and that.

So be honest, did you like the Super Bowl or you did? Talk to me, man. Somebody say stud means steal, tick is on the ground. You damn right, Leo. So I'm gonna be musty though. I need women to be musty, man. You gotta make them ho go in there and rinse them off. Don't just rinse that cat.

Rinse them nipples too, ho. Real tough. When you come with me, rinse them nipples too, ho. Real talk. When you come with me, I'm using everything in your body. Oh, I ain't never move my legs like this. You hear the night, ho? You gonna move everything. Caterers and everything. We gonna burn them tonight.

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["I'm On My Way To The World"] Lil' Kamandos play, bro said, man, shit, man, y'all better stop playing, man. Didn't nobody, if you had the Eagles winning, you had them winning, but y'all did not have the Eagles beating the shit out the Kansas City Chiefs like this. I just didn't see them beating the shit out the Chiefs. I mean, I could see them winning,

but this was a total domination tonight, man. Kelly Moore will be the new head coach, in case y'all didn't know, of New Orleans Saints. He was the offensive coordinator for the Philadelphia Eagles. So shout out to him, man. Maybe New Orleans can get something going with Kelly Moore. I like the way he run his offense. So Saints fan, who that? I know y'all watching. You got your coach now. Let's see what y'all can do because it's a beautiful city, man. Everything down here is lovely. The ladies, the food is great. The food is great, the people is great, great atmosphere, great vibe. And that's what I like, I like to be around great people.

I don't give a damn if you're white, Mexican, Chinese. I just wanna be around great people, man. You know what I'm saying? And that's what we gotta start doing now in America. Stop bickering, crying, and every five minutes, trump this and trump that. Man, stop all that crying, man. Focus on the people that love you and rock with you.

Don't matter if they Green blue or purple man. I'm sick of that shit. Only thing that matter right now is green If you got green you're gonna be I hate you ain't got no green. God damn it. You're in trouble So stop crying stop blaming everybody for your problems man Like you dudes on her crying and this and that take your ass to work fam Take your ass to work. You ain't gotta sell dope. You ain't got to sell dope. You ain't got to rob. You ain't got to kill. Go get you a job. Get you a skill. Get you a trade. You're going to get you a CL. You can be welding. It's all kind of thing. Yeah, you can sell your ass, man. But we ain't out here harming people. That ain't what we're going to do. We're going to

show love, man. What happened to the children being safe? What happened to our women being safe? They are not safe no more, man. You men raping the women and the kids. Come on, dawg. Every time I look around, my damn amber alert going off. God damn it, who in the great Honda got a little sour? That's what I want to know. Who got a little sour ass?

I'm here trying to get some head. I can't get some head, because this bitch worried about her kids. You ain't watch your own kids, but you worried about this goddamn amber alert. Bitch, shut up and suck this meat. Stop bullshitting with me. Know I ain't gonna stay hard long any goddamn way.

Come on, let's get this shit over with. You women, I love y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. Everything we need when our meat gonna get hard because y'all be talking to her. Come on, I can see you get up all up and folk champ. Come on, I know you can do it. Damn right, turn your back.

I'm taking the line, no peel. On your ass. Damn right, I only call your I'm taking the line, no peel on your ass. Damn right, I only call your mom and tell her you're gonna be running a little late. Damn right, I don't like all that booing shit and take a woman out to eat and see. Then you get that tics, you gonna be mad at me? I be damn, I'm on my way over there.

You might not make it to me, but I'm gonna make it to you. See, what we gonna do with that, in the car? Hey, you did it in high school, you gonna make it to you. Shit, what we gonna do with that? In the car? Hey, you're dealing in high school? You gonna do it now? Shit, it was good then, it's gonna be good now. Damn right. I don't like when women do that bullshit. You gonna be mad,

cause I ain't got no baby shit. You come right outside, God damn it. Them kids need you, flick that light. We know what's up. Hey, they been staying by their damn self. Kids eight years old, goddamn, cooking full course meal. Mama been going out to the club and shit. When all of a sudden it's time to come to see you,

she ain't got no baby sugar. Ho, you better stop it. I told you, you hoes gonna be mothers in 2025. Y'all gonna raise y'all kids. Y'all mama ain't doing that no more. Your mama ain't but eight years older than you. She out here giving that ass up, tooting it up, ass, arse like a cheetah, shit.

You ain't humping, but mama eat, shit. Real talk, I like older women, y'all. I keep telling y'all that. I don't like younger women. I like older women, man. Older women, they clean, the house clean, it smell good, you know what I'm saying? The bed made up, you know what I'm saying? The bed made up. You know what I'm saying?

The tiles and everything folding up and shit. All her tiles match. She got matching and bra and pannier set. You young hoe, your bra purple, but your drawers yellow. Come on, bro. You ain't no Laker. You a faker. Real talk, I ain't shade.

Hell, you ain't never shade. We ain't gonna stop nothing now. You saying that like I'm trying to eat you. I be damned. Valentine's Day coming up, lot of y'all women trying to be nice and all that. Mm-mm, not gonna work. Oh, I had for here last week, you told me no.

Guess what? You ain't getting no box of chocolates. You ain't getting no teddy bear. You ain't getting nothing. You ain't getting no phone call, no tech. You're not getting shit from me. Valentine's Day is all about me this year. Me and my two girls that I got,

them the only one getting something from me from Battletime Day. Rest of you hoes can keep that. I don't want to hear no goddamn phone call. You ain't gonna believe it, but my mama about to almost die. See, I wish she would have went. God, I'm not giving you nothing. I'm just telling you the lies these women do, man, lying on their mamas and shit.

You know my daddy died. You ain't never met the nigger. You ain't never met your daddy, but he died, and you feeling sad. Yeah, I know, but we gotta take a trip up there, and I don't know how much he gonna call. I don't, I don't know either. I'm not the one.

But call your baby daddy, God damn it. I know you still sleeping with me. We'll talk, these women slick, man. These one. But I call you baby daddy, god damn it. I know you're still sleeping with me. Real talk, these women slick, man. These women, like I told y'all, they still at these jobs, having these work boyfriends and shit, and they feeling good with them work boyfriend. You come home and you touch on them,

want you to touch them, but they letting that nigga touch on them all day at work. I know what the fuck. I find out my girl at them work boyfriend. I'm up there on the job, I wanna see the camera for myself, man. I wanna see the camera. Shit, she in there laying up, he putting hickies in, and everything on my girl's neck.

But he was a big nigga, though. He about six, eight. Ain't nobody that I was gonna go to and confront personally like that. You know, I did my talking shit from a distance. I walked in, seen him, sized him up, walked out by 75 yards and called him all kind of fat neck motherfucker. That's just me. But everybody don't know I

was scared, but they looking at it like I was talking shit, but I really didn't want none of that action though. Know what I'm saying? And when he was like, come on over here, I was like, okay, I'm coming. But I was waiting on them red and white blue lights to show up. The police, yeah, I called them. See, it's gonna be some smoke. But I was bluffing though. I just want everybody to think that I'm a fighter and I'm not. Damn right, I got that nigga fired. I called HO on that nigga. Shit. Y'all better make it make sense these days.

You with door dashing? Y'all be careful on them door dashing. I heard somebody got door dashing food and they pausing them, man. Y'all be careful on them door dashing. I heard somebody got door dashing food and they are pausing them man Y'all be careful on that door dashing shit. Um Like you women are here door dashing at night be careful. The demons up to no good But if like you women door dashing cat shit, hey, I'm ready. God damn You ain't gotta knock the door unlock just come on And then there I am right there in the midst, waiting on you. Where we got going, y'all?

Y'all talk to me. See y'all in the chat, we got 3,000 people on here, that's what I'm talking about. You nigga cougar stud, man, I ain't never thought about they no cougar stud, bro. Because them older ones, they a little mean when they get older, bro, and the bill stud, I don't know. I don't know about that one, man.

I like older women, like I say, that wear knee braces and shit and they can't get out the bed without assistance. Because you put that meat on them old schools, you can get up and leave. They ain't running behind you because they can't get out the bed. Now, I'm young hoe, you put that meat on them, you go on to pee, she right behind you. Where you going? Man, I can't pee. You ain't cast at me yet. See, that's the shit you, where you going? Man, I can't pee. You ain't cashed at me yet.

See, that's the shit with the young women. Gotta watch them. You make a young chick now, the first thing she wanna do is give you her cash out. Bless my game. I'm gonna bless your game, I write with CPS. Oh, that's what I'm gonna do. Soon you wake up in the morning,

they coming in and getting them goddamn kids and getting them some help, because you ain't helping them. A lot of you women taking these kids to the bus stop don't be having nothing on nothing but ass up under them goddamn roads and shit when I flat and I damn the run run when you little kids over cuz I'm looking at one you fine asshole. Shit watch how you dress. Shit. That's what I do I go to the schools and see who kids need shoes clothes and socks. Hey come Santa Claus Ryan. Shit, no. Shit, you ain't gotta worry about taxis

and with me, baby, it's taxis and everything. We gonna eat, baby. We gonna eat mac and cheese, oven style. Yeah, with the egg in it. See, y'all don't know nothing about that. Y'all bullshit, man. Y'all still on that other shit, man. We gonna eat good, Ryan.

Like you women still eating good, too. I know y'all want to lose a little weight, but it's okay. The man don't want you for what he is, fuck it. So you women running around here crying. He say I'm big, he big too. He can't see his thing no more cause his stomach in the way. Before you bumping bellies, ain't nothing wrong with it.

Shit, I love me a big woman. Shit, love them all. And that right here in the front, I just picked that motherfucker up and move it to the side That don't bother me a big one of all that love big women. It's cold. I'm gonna be with They am I get you one? She I'll be crying out to my man that chick ugly somebody sleeping with the ugly women ride her dog. I'm told y'all get nice Every stone is unturned around him.

Gotta make it make sense this day, man. Watching this show, then we do something called the Hellknocks. And they got to see the Chancellor, see the Chief getting blew out by the Philadelphia Eagles. Hell no! They didn't see it. I can see them losing seeing Chief getting blew out by the Philadelphia Eagles. Hell no, they didn't see it. I could see him losing, but getting blew out? That shit hurt.

Patrick McHones, his ass was red today. That yellow motherfucker was red on those sidelines. Y'all see? He normally running around feeling good, but them lower tabs got to him. I don't care what, I know lower tab takers when I see one. I'm around peel heads every day. That motherfucker was on Lord taps.

It was, I saw it in his performance. Throwing the ball, getting hit, interception. Now I ain't see nobody on the sideline go over there and slap Patrick Mahone. That's what I didn't see. That's what you gotta do sometime in the Super Bowl. You gotta wake a motherfucker up cause the coaches ain't gonna go over there

and do nothing to pee, but I will. Motherfucker, we only got one shot at this. One shot, dawg. You out here bullshitting today, then out in practice, you killing us in practice. But when you get in the game, you can't do a damn thing right. What was going on?

What was in the locker room? What kind of message was in the locker room? Was Henry eating corn, dawg? Was he? Was he eating cheese steaks, huh? Was he eating burning eggs? I wanna know. Because if he was drinking something,

bow, I would snap you out of your damn hands. You don't need nothing to drink, nigga. Coach, I am thinking people gonna come back like Tom Brady. No! Them niggas didn't do shit. 40 to 22. Dude. 40 to 22. Dude, 40 to 22. I don't even know what to say no more, y'all.

I don't, football season over. Great year, by the way, but football season over. You know it's basketball season now. And I'm mad at the Charlotte Hornets because that damn singer that they tried to give us, they tried to give us a damn nip. Now that nigga didn't pass his physical, but how did Anthony Davis pass his damn physical? That's what I want to know. That's what y'all think about this. How he didn't pass his physical and he hurt her.

But this nigga here couldn't pass his physical. Now we got to get Dawg back. You know why we got rid of Dawg? Because he was taking shots from Bronte James. And right for the show, my fuck can't show. What the hell you, how you breaking? I'm gonna see how this gonna play out with the Lakers bringing him back. Cause that was one of the main reasons they got Rugga that rookie Dawg.

Because they felt like he was taking away from Bronte James' shine when they got him together. Well, common sense tell you again, don't put him in the game together then. Because dog can ball. That dog's on JJ Reddick. If he's taken away from Brungie Tom, don't put him in the game at the same time. That's how you do that.

But the Laker Steel Niggas Center right now, I think JaVale McGee is available, even though he's down to his sore age. But hell, we got to have somebody right now. We don't really have no big man. Hayes ain't worth a damn. He's 16, 6'11". His hands my damn size. Can't even catch a damn alley hoop most of the damn time.

But I still feel like it's gonna be Lakers and five. But just being realistic, it's gonna be hard, man. It's gonna be hard. Kyle already can't stop jokin'. And even when he come back, they like, he gonna kill us. So I'm just waitin' to see how this gonna play out. But we do got LeBron, even though he used back to LA, he gonna kill us. So I'm just waiting to see how this gonna play out. But we do got LeBron, even though he used to have

eight cylinders, he four cylinders now, goddamn. He ain't the same Bron that he used to be. He still can pull up 40 every nine then, but not on a consistent basis. But we gonna be able to see what the Lakers gonna be able to do, but LA, the LA wildfires, Lakers is on fire right now. LA doing that thing right now, like Kendrick Super Bowl.

And people understand they're going to get paid for the Super Bowl in case y'all don't know that the Orgis don't get paid to perform in Super Bowl. Everything they do go up like record sales or whatever company they got, it just goes through the roof. So South Dakota is well deserved. But honestly, like these white folks do with us, I ain't gonna be no more niggas perform before me. I just can't see it. See Kendrick ain't black. He a nigga. You understand what I'm saying? Like OJ thought

he was, he was different, but they showed his ass, didn't it? Yeah, OJ said he wasn't a nigga. We gonna show you that you with us. and I feel like Kendrick is more like Kuta He's still going out there in this tree next How can be more than one hole in that shit, that's my homeboy by the way So that's after Morgan Wiley the white folks ain't gonna be no more black people a couple years super boy It's gonna be back to white folks again Brad Pitt and all the motherfuckers going to be out there again. You just watch how this shit play out, man.

I'm telling you. Watch how it play out. They put Miley Cyrus back in the- hey Mike, bro. Drake shit. Drake on suicide watch right now, y'all. This back over for Drake. This back over for Drake, man. But look, man, I just want to thank y'all for tuning into the bubble dub show.

I'm going to come over here and go live with y'all for a minute, man. I know y'all off for Drake, man. But look, man, I just want to thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubble Dub Shop. I'm gonna come over here and go live with y'all for a minute. Man, I know y'all are super excited, man. You had, this is where I want to say something before I get out of the room. You got some people Eagle fans, you got some people cheese fans. You always got some people say, man, I'm a lawyer to my team.

Well, some of y'all team not even in the Super Bowl, but you watch this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? You had your girl to make y'all some dill. You know what I'm saying? Y'all eating finger food and all that So just say you're a fan of the game. That's all I got a I got all 32 NFL judges Do you hear me and whatever which one I feel like wearing that's the one I'm gonna wear

Why you motherfuckers not feeding me you can't tell me what to work. That's what's wrong with y'all now. Man, you can't be doing that. You can't even tell your girl what to do, man. You can't even tell your kid what to do, but you trying to tell me what I can and can't work. Shut the fuck up. Please do that. Do me a favor, man. If everybody just focus on themselves, it'll be a better world. But y'all still want to come over and talk and be internet gangsters?

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