Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Why didn’t ANYONE draft Bronny James in first round?! LeBron James & Lakers WYA??

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to the 1st day of the NBA Draft.  The Lakers draft a cold white boy in Dalton Knecht, but where’s the love for BRONNY!? Bron better make sure the Lakers take him on day 2... of the draft fam (3:00)!! Then, Dub answers if he would rather go 3 rounds vs Mike Tyson or be locked in a dark room with Diddy. This one is easy. Alone in the dark with Diddy? HELL NAHH (13:00)! After, Bubba goes off on white people outdoor activities like snorkeling with sharks, and wrestling alligators during his HELL NAH segment (35:30),  Next, Dub explains why Antonio Brown should be in the Hall of Fame. He was the BEST wide receiver in the NFL for half a decade (47:00), and finally, Trash of the Day (52:30)! #Volume  #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume that hit that like button hit that subscribe button we're rocking and rolling over here them numbers going up yeah i'm loving it we're gonna be the number one podcast soon i'm working for it now let me go and get the show started today los angeles lakers selected dalton who dalton from tennessee six six white boy, cold, he'll shoot. You damn right, he'll shoot. White boy can shoot better than Mark Wahlberg in the movie, shoot. Come here. Them J.J. Reddy say, I ain't been on the job that long, but God fucker, go and get us a shooter. And that's what A.D. and LeBron need is a shooter.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Know y'all were mad. Man, they figure messing up and drop running. Well, they did. Damn, J.J. Reddy know something that we don't know and I heard they talk about going to get up what's his name Val Val can't valve ask us whatever his name is now I know what them pelicans the time I going to get him as a sinner that's what they tell my door now go I can get me get me meat-watching ass Howard. You ain't got to give him that much money. Howard, you can tell him, dude, he can get me pick-a-boos
Starting point is 00:01:30 and them sours at y'all as he won't. Come here. Go and get me JaVale McGee. Damn right. We need a big man up there in that lane. And you ain't got to pay him that much money. That's what I'm saying. Got to be smart. Got to think this shit through J.J. Britton. If you need some help call your boy
Starting point is 00:01:46 I help you. I help you like a good job another more in ring. I will Jerry was happy with this day I'm dry pick him They nobody see us from coming this gonna be the best this gonna be the steel of the drive right here Don't come on from Tennessee. I bet the dog needs damn I bet your dog needs you. Damn right. Shooting 40% behind the three-point line. That means you can't leave that motherfucker open.
Starting point is 00:02:12 He'll make you pay. Him. A.D. Shit. We ain't done. Go out and get Paul George. The hell with that luxury tax. Go out and get Paul George. The hell with that luxury tax. Go out and get Paul George, you hear me?
Starting point is 00:02:30 Go out and get me Paul George. Go out and get me DeMar Rosen. Go out and get me somebody. I don't know what the hell we got. D'Angelo Russell, that's the goal. Roy, that's the goal. Vanderbilt, that's the goal. Cam Reddish, that's the goal.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Get your mother. Go! Are y'all happy now? Lakers didn't take Brunnen in 73. Are you happy? We're going to give them tomorrow. You believe that? That second round, Brunnen's going to be a Lakers.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I don't know how that's going to work. Brunnen like to get high. Come here. Shit, I don't know how that's going to work. Brunnen like to get high. Come here. Shit, I don't know how that's going to work. Bronnie like to blaze. Bron don't smoke. But Bronnie like to blaze. How that's going to work out when they're on the road.
Starting point is 00:03:13 And Bronnie want to blaze up. And it pops up. Like, boy, you're going to. Shit, I'm a grown man. Pop, I love you. But I'm going to smoke. What are you going to smoke? This ain't trash.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Come here. Shit, I want Bronnie smoking. This ain't trash. I want to know my Los Angeles right now right now get in the comment section right now, let me know how you feeling about the Los Angeles Lakers first round pick they took Dalton from Tennessee, me personally, I think
Starting point is 00:03:36 it was a hell of a pick hell of a pick, we need to shoot it man Lakers ain't got no damn shooting over there that's one thing Kobe Bryant them had that he had, Derrick Fisher, Rick Fox Greg Rice Sasha V no damn shooting over there. That's one thing Kobe Bryant and them had that he had. Derek Fisher, Rick Fox, Greg Rice, Sasha Vujicic over there all the day. Kobe has some shooters around him, man. Not the best, but he has some good shooting around him.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Robert Moore has some good shooting around him. Brian Shaw has some shooters around him. That's what LeBron and them need at this time in their career. LeBron is 45, 80, 31, but he got the bones of a 65-year-old grandfather. Damn it. That's what the Lakers need, is some shoes. That's all.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Look, I'm excited. Lakers can go out and get Bron in tomorrow. I ain't got damn thing to say. I'm excited. They ain't got nothing. Now let's move these pieces around. We got J.J. Rick and make this shit fit. That's alld. And make this shit fit. That's how we can make this shit fit. What did he say?
Starting point is 00:04:30 What did Johnny Carson say? If it don't fit, you must have quit. Lakers back in this thing right here. Lakers back in this thing right here. Y'all watch what I say. The Los Angeles Lakers is back in this thing. And I can't wait. And I can't wait. And I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Real talk. Get in the comment section right now. Let me know what y'all think about this draft pick of the Los Angeles Lakers. And let me know, do y'all like the pick or you don't like the pick or what? I'm just waiting on y'all, man. Y'all let me know. What else going on? Bam for Miami.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Just signed a three-year 166. Come in. Well-deserved. Bam a bottle. Got signed a three-year 166. Come in. Well-deserved. Bam a bottle. Got to give it to him. Makai Bridges. Don't went to the Knicks. Now he ain't with the Knicks no more.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Shit. Don't look for the Knicks. The only thing, he a hold of him. Yeah, Big Zod. Yeah, Big Zod. That's what's going on right now. Hey, New York. Hey, if I'm a New York Knicks fan, I'm feeling myself right now.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah, because you already got Bronson. You already got Ferdinand Marco, Julius Roundup. Now you already got a newbie. Now you bringing in Makai Bridges. I can't think of a white boy name, but he got something. I can't think of his name. It's on the tip of my tongue, but I can't think. Y'all got something up there in New York. Y'all got something. If y'all stay healthy. Hey, Knicks might be in the finals next year. I'm just throwing that out there right now. If in New York. Y'all got something. If y'all stay healthy, hey, Knicks might be in the finals next year. I'm just throwing that out there right now. If the New York Knicks stay healthy, they could be in the NBA finals
Starting point is 00:05:52 next year. That's all I'm saying. Ooh, that'll be good. Man, Biggie, man, Biggie, man, Biggie be happy right now, man. If he, nah, that's Brooklyn. Who New York? Who I'm thinking about? Walt Frazier? That's who I'm thinking about. Walt about? Walt Frazier. That's who I'm thinking about. Walt Frazier.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Bernard King. That's who I'm thinking. John Starr's fat, you know what I'm saying? That's who I'm thinking about right there. Patrick Young. Yeah. George Town. Come here.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Come here. So, a whole lot of money been thrown up to hurt the Golden State Warriors trying to go after Paul George right now. They can sign him up to a four-year,
Starting point is 00:06:22 $166 million deal. Goddamn, Paul George, man. Why don't you just stay in L.A., fam? I know it's still Cali, California, but it ain't L.A. Ain't nothing like L.A., fam. That's home for you. I know you right now with the Clipper, but come on over to the Purple and Gold. You'll make Kobe Bryant proud.
Starting point is 00:06:37 I promise you that. Come on over with the Lakers. Braun, A.D., Paul George, the new shooter, Derrick, Austin Reed, AR-15 is what they call him. JJ Reddick, the new coach. Bright lights in L.A., baby. Bright lights in L.A., do you hear me? Paul George, if you listening, fam, listen to me. Bring your big bad ass to L.A.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Come over to the Lakers. We got one more chance. We can do it this year. If the Lakers listen to me, I guarantee you they'll get to the finals and win it. Fer, get on the phone right now and call Howell. Tell him he can get many peekaboo looks at them boys as he want. Yeah, we're going to give it down. He can look as much as he want now. But we're going to give it down. He can look as much as he want now.
Starting point is 00:07:25 But we're going to need you to box out and rebound, man. Or get on the phone with Dollar. Get your Vail McGee. Like I said before, go out and get Boogie Cook. Get in the comment section right now. Let me know who y'all think the Lakers should go out and get. I know y'all saying, man, they better not draft running. They're going to draft his ass.
Starting point is 00:07:41 You can best believe that. Lakers are going to draft running. They ain't drafting him in the first round, but they're going to get his ass second round. You best believe that. That's stamped. That's stamped. Boy, going to be a Laker. Might not play, but definitely going to be a Laker.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Back to what we was talking about the NBA, man. Warriors still haven't signed Klay Thompson yet. We're going to know what they're going to do with him. They're saying they want him back in. Like I said, they said they want Paul George. I don't want to say he ain't giving a damn about paying that luxury tax money. He ain't giving a damn about none of that. He want to win again. Damn it. And
Starting point is 00:08:15 that's what it takes for an owner to do. You know what? I'll spend extra $30, $40 million to win another ring. Damn it. That's what I want. The hell you waiting on, Jingle, boss? Your daddy ain't coming through them doors no more. He ain't coming through. It's all on you, Jingle.
Starting point is 00:08:30 It's all on your show. You fired Magic. You fired bad-blooded-ass Magic. You hired old slick-haired-ass Rob Palenka. He ain't done a motherfucking thing but ruin this team. This ain't the showtime, Lakers. This the per 30 Lakers. This what it is.
Starting point is 00:08:44 The 30 Lakers. Disappointed in these damn Lakers. And I 30 Lakers. This what it is. The 30 Lakers. Disappointed in these damn Lakers. And I know y'all are. To my real Laker fan, I know y'all disappointed in the team too. Getting gentlemen swept and getting swept and out and playing and all that. That ain't Laker basketball. That ain't Laker ball.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Your mother get upset right now, man. Y'all don't understand how I'm feeling, man. But nevertheless, though, who your team? Have your team your mother upset right now man y'all don't understand how i'm feeling man but nevertheless though who your team have your team picked up anybody that y'all thought they should go out and get or if all your team targeting even free ages right now um let me know what y'all think man um i thought paul joy might end up with the uh philadelphia 76ers they ain't talking about that no more um they ain't talking about my brother Mother Rosa no more. I don't
Starting point is 00:09:27 really know what's going on. They're keeping everything hustled. There used to be rumors every day. He going here, he going there. I ain't hearing shit. Hey, y'all heard something? I ain't heard nothing but my damn neighbor Dawg. Them damn Frenchies he got over there. Hey, need to come get you. I don't want them damn Dawgs.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I don't want no funky ass Dawg. I don't want them damn dogs. I don't want no funky ass dog. I don't want them, fam. Shit. I'm going to say I ain't got nothing to get dog on. Y'all just take a seat. Y'all just love them dog more than y'all love y'all kids. That's all. My cousin got his dog living in the house with him.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I smell like pussy shit. Come in. I don't. I don't want to go in there. Man, come on. It's all good. It ain't all good. It's stinking now.
Starting point is 00:10:03 I'm not coming in there. Hell no. I can talk to you outside, fam. I can talk to you outside. We It's all good. It ain't all good. It's stinking now. I'm not coming in now. Hell no. I can talk to you outside, fam. I can talk to you outside. You know, we can talk all day. I'd rather get bit by a damn mosquito than go in y'all damn house. No, I don't want to do it. Too much shit going on in the world, y'all.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I'm just saying too much shit going on in the world. Let me put something to your mind. Would y'all rather fight? Mother had me. Would I rather fight Mike Tyson for three rounds or get locked in a dark room with P.D. Let me tell y'all something. I'd rather fight Mike Tyson. Do you hear me?
Starting point is 00:10:30 I would never get locked in a room with P.D. They say that motherfucker will fight you like a starving tiger in India. You can't walk no damn starving tiger. Shit. They say one day he'll get you in no motherfucking room. It's over. He put you in the headlock like Melvin put Baby Boy and Jody and Baby Boy. Ain't nothing you can do.
Starting point is 00:10:48 The Dills are talking to you. Dance for me, Daddy. Oh, I like it when you're mad, Daddy. Yeah, yeah, you squirming, Daddy. That's how Diddy talk to you in them dark-ass rooms. And he is aggressive. Damn right, more comeback style. Finish him.
Starting point is 00:11:03 That's what Diddy do to your ass in them dark ass rooms? He gonna finish you! You got to be a goddamn fool to party with Diggity. In a dark room like that? It's dark? He slithering. He... Oh, I'm shaking in there, man.
Starting point is 00:11:16 You can't even see your shadow. I said, dog, shit! The Diggity finna handle her. Ain't nothing you can do about it either. You gonna be like Tupac, mama, and what was that, a bug around? Oh, Shep. Oh, Shep. Shep, you ain't the man no more.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I am. I ain't the same little brother who want to hang behind you no more. I'm the man now. I know y'all seen that scene where Tupac, man, was talking to his brother. Don't you turn your back to me. We're having a family motherhood meeting. Little Pac was giving his brother hell, boy. I'm just saying,
Starting point is 00:11:47 I'd rather fight Mike Tyson for three rounds than to get locked in a room with Pete Diddy. That's all I'm saying. Get in the comment section right now and let me know what you'd rather do. Would you rather fight Mike Tyson for three rounds or get locked in a dark-ass room with
Starting point is 00:12:03 Pete Diddy. I can't wait to see some of y'all motherfucking ass. I done made mine. I'm fighting Tyson. I'm fighting him. I'm fighting him. I'm fighting him. Because fighting Pete Diddy is like fighting a starving tiger in India.
Starting point is 00:12:20 You know that motherfucking tiger is ready to die. He's ready to die behind heels. That Diddy in them room. Dumb poke. I ain't like him and Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky was the same way up there at Penn State. Hey, man. Y'all just let me know what y'all think, man.
Starting point is 00:12:39 There's a lot going on out here, man. There's a lot going on out here. These women ain't playing foul. These women ain't playing foul no more. They dropping their kids off at their mama's house. They ain't even knocking on the door. They get cinnamon. They don't know if they mama or they daddy. They get cinnamon and them hoes going out on dates. Them hoes be going out on dates just to eat. You think she really like you? That motherfucker don't like you. She hungry. She want the lamb chops. That's what she want. She want that lobster mac and cheese. That's all she want. She ain't playing on giving you none. She's texting the homegirl right now. I can't believe this nigga really think I want him.
Starting point is 00:13:10 And don't. Girl, you wrong for that. And ain't. See, I'm going out here just to eat. Stop feeding me hoes. Let these hoes starve. That's what you got to do to these hoes. Let the hoes starve. Then she'll do anything you want her to do. You to do you can't take no hold can't take a fool whole ass She ain't gonna work. She gonna talk shit to you not Let the whole store fail. It's the start of the summertime They don't stall right now. They chillin. Mm-hmm. They saw sitting the only homegirl go around in Miami They get their ears they want to go and when they want to go they gonna go out below damn right Come on over here. I got 19193 waiting on your hot ass.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Come here. And you gon' work for every big of a tool. You spending the night, ho. Pack your bag. I'm out front. Beep, beep. Damn it. Come on.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Ho, run out there real quick. Them kids being the blinds and shit. Look. Shit, I'll stop it. I don't know about that, mama. Yeah, you know I'm pushing 710 horsepower when I pull up. You gon' hear me. You gon' hear me when I leave too.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Come here. I start smashing somebody that little goddamn fat kid's head spinning. They don't know which way their mama went. See, damn right. So we get in the car. I'm driving super fast. Slow down. No. No. You took a spot quick. I done took
Starting point is 00:14:21 this hundred pack. I don't want that motherfucker to wear off. If it wear off, it's's gonna be in you. Come here. Come here. Going hard in paint. Going so hard, the rats told me, boy, you put me in work. Come here. Come here. Yeah. I keep my house dark. I got roaches. Them hoes coming out. They think this a goddamn vampire house. It's so dark in here and cold. Mm-hmm. Don't get on the covers. Don't get on the covers. Yeah, I'm going to make this real quick, fast, in a hurry. Got to be careful out here, man. I'm telling y'all, man. Y'all out here losing weight, lying, and talking about you ain't eating right.
Starting point is 00:14:56 It ain't because you ain't eating right. Them hoes got you stressing, fam. Them hoes got you turning your back on your own family member. You ain't talk to your mama in two or three weeks because she don't like the bald-headed hoe. Now you don't want to talk to your mama. You're wrong, fam. God looking at you, you're short in your days. Choosing these hoes over your mama. Boy, you a cold mother. How you going to
Starting point is 00:15:14 choose a hoe over your mama, fam? Your mama come pick your sire ass up, take your pork, bring you back home. You can got the little hoe. She disrespectful. Your mama say you need to get rid of her. You tell your mama she ain't going nowhere. Boy, y'all got to make it make sense, man. These hoes will have you turning your back on the people you love the most. These hoes dangerous, man. And I just hopefully y'all who watching, y'all laying out here with a dangerous ho. Them hoes will tell you God ain't
Starting point is 00:15:38 real. I'm not bullshitting. You know I'm not bullshitting. Them hoes will have you telling you God ain't real. You're going to need to do this and that and give it to them. No, I've been there. Those dogs have been tested. I've been tested to waltz. I'm not bullshitting you. Them hoes that get in your ear and make you feel like you can hold God in my ear right now and say, Bubba, I want you to go out there and fight my baby, Dad.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I want you to prove your love to me. And I did. And lost. And lost. That nigga tore my ass up. Do you hear me paul tore it up do you hear me i ain't get a lick you ain't gonna find but i was swinging like trey and bars you know who i was just swinging i was hopefully if one of them punches would have connected it would have been lights out but none of them connected he connected on on me. My lights was out. I was out
Starting point is 00:16:25 for about 20 minutes, they say. I put in my police report. I don't remember nothing that night. All I remember is him doing this. And that's all I remember, this right here. I don't know what he hit me with. I don't know. To this day, I don't know. I've been praying to God to send me a vision.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Send me a sign, Father God in heaven. How loud I be thy name, come here, I don't know what that man he be with, but I know if I ever see fam again, I'm just going the other way, I'm not bothering him, obviously he had something on his mind that night that I didn't, now, what I did do, I left my ass, oh, I got to get away from you, you damn, you damn done got me killed, do I left my ass oh I got to get away from you you damn you damn done got me killed yeah you mean to tell me you're gonna give up like that and will and will I'm not getting my ass beat killed behind you no mother it ain't worth it you ain't even got razor bumps now I don't like regular waxes I like regular razors come here Gillette if you ask me Gillette it's
Starting point is 00:17:24 what you need to be using now Nah, I like razor bombs. It showed me your struggle. And waxes, you can't tell where they been. I don't like all that. I don't like all that. That ain't how I'm doing. If you're just not tuning in to the show, been talking about them Lakers. Y'all thought they were drafting Brunny first, but they didn't. They went and got Derrick from Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:17:41 6'6", white boy. Cold. Make Larry Bird proud. I'm not bullshitting you right now. We're talking about where Paul George might go. Golden State Warriors are trying to work something out with him. We're talking about all the kind of money that the NBA players in today's league are making. I'm going to say this right here. There's going to be an NBA player that make a billion dollars in the NBA.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Watch. I'm not bullshitting you. And he might not even be no mega superstar. There's going to be an NBA player that make a billion dollars. Think about that. A billion dollars. Michael Jordan didn't even make that in basketball. He's considered the GOAT. Brian James didn't even make that. And he's number two, they say, or could be a GOAT don't know but i'm just saying that's how much money the nba players are making these days i'm not hating i love it man get your money man uh put your money up save your money um don't blow your money it's so many nba
Starting point is 00:18:40 players so many athletes that has made millions of dollars, has gone broke, invested the wrong way, trusted certain people, and they didn't do right with the money they stole from them. There's been a lot of athletes, money has been stolen from them, man. And that's sad, man, for someone to bring you in and trust you, help them do right with their money. And you making good money with them. Why jeopardize that? Why betray someone like that? It's one thing you're going to play with the IRS. You're going to play with somebody that has money.
Starting point is 00:19:13 That's something you're going to do. And there's been countless and countless and countless of other people out here building trust with these players and stealing from them. Like, why do that? Like, these people work hard for their money, and for you to steal it is beyond me. The NBA player, the NFL player, the baseball player, the athletes, period. Y'all better than me because, man, I better not have done something
Starting point is 00:19:39 to somebody taking that kind of money from me. I ain't bullshit. You know, some frontage will be moving around this mother – there's going to be some smoke in the city. Motherf me thirty dollars i'm calling hey fam what yet man you told me you gonna have this to me and that's me so imagine three hundred thousand i'll be breaking new bubble dub is in jail damn right come here damn right i'm not gonna play no game like that man not not your boy nah dub ain't finna play like this man um but i also go man if you at work and you can't watch the show you can listen to
Starting point is 00:20:11 this show yeah apple podcast spotify go and type in the bubba dub show hey man and y'all can listen to me man come on let's get these let's get them out of your numbers up man every morning you going to work or whatever wherever you at man tune in listen to work or whatever, wherever you at, man. Tune in and listen to me. I'm going to give you a laugh, man. Like I say, this week, I'm down in Memphis, Tennessee. I'm at Choco's. Friday and Saturday, both shows, baby. Tell me y'all watching the show.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Don't even know I do stand up. I'm a bad motherfucker. I'm not playing. I'm a bad. I'd rather show you better than I can tell you. I'd rather show you better than I can tell you, man'd rather show you better than I can tell you, man. If you're going to be in Memphis, pull up, man. Come see your boy, man.
Starting point is 00:20:49 It's going down. Also, August 8th, I'm going to be down in St. Louis, Louisiana with 50 Cent. In case y'all didn't know, he put me on the comedy thing. He got everybody on the mother. I'm going to get everybody on the mother. So, man, I'm there. I'm on the roster. Come here.
Starting point is 00:21:04 LaVale Crawford going to be there. What's going down? Chico Blaine going to be there. And I'm out. I'm on the roster. Come here. LaVell Crawford going to be there. What's going down? Chico Bling going to be there. He's going down. Ryan Davis. I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:21:10 we got some heavy hitters. Bill Bell. We got some heavy hitters. And I'm one of them. Hell, August 8th. I'm down there in Shreveport, Louisiana. Come here.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Grab them tickets and come see me. What's going down, baby? Over here on the Bubba Dub Show on the fire. Damn. Rocking and rolling. Trash It's going down baby. Over here on the bubble dub show on the 5. Damn, rocking and rolling. Trans of the day coming up.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Hell and all seven coming up. Know y'all seen Antonio Perez for the Raiders. Wyeth and Files for Bankrupt. What the hell going on? Al David Jr. cut that man a big check. You done brought him in to cut him a check. Get his financial right. He can't do that.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Let me tell you something, man. When your money ain't right, man, you can't think right, man. There's certain shit you don't want to do. You ain't in the right spot. Y'all know I'm not lying. I'm being honest. You're like when you're into it with your girl, man. Your mind ain't going to be right.
Starting point is 00:21:59 It's going to be all over the place. But when you got your money right, you got some money in your pocket, you feel good. You feel like a man. You can go out there. You can leave. You can do all kinds of things when you ain't having financial trouble, man. I know somebody on here right now watching the show got financial trouble. I get it. And one of these days, you're going to get out of that financial struggle. I promise you that. Real talk. But when I come from, man, when I was down and out and broke, I couldn't wait the motherfucking income time. Come here.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I was getting that $6,000 and $7,000, and back then, in my mind, $6,000, $7,000 was a lot of motherfucking money to me. Do you hear me? I get that $6,000, $7,000, you couldn't tell me shit. Come here. I'm going to get me a new car if I needed one. Yeah, I'm going to the mall, too. Get them shoes or I'm Jordan,
Starting point is 00:22:45 whatever I was wearing, Jordan. Come on, new clothes. Come on. Whatever I was into, I would get me. I had six, seven thousand bands. You couldn't tell me shit. Me and my girl going out eating big. Come on. Going to the gas station, getting $50 worth of gas. Oh, you got $6 left. Oh, shit, keep it. Shit, keep that six. I ain't tripping. I got it. Yeah, when you have a little money like that, when we come from, you know, you want yeah when you have a little money like that when we come from you know you want to splurge a little bit you want to feel good but when you're down and not broke it ain't a good feeling man it ain't well you're depressed when you're depressed that's when the devil come along and start talking to you well you know you're broke you know you might
Starting point is 00:23:20 want to go out there and sell some dope or do anything that's bad, illegal. That's when the devil come in. So I'm just saying, man, getting that kind of money, man, put that money up. Save that money for a rainy day because you never know when hard times going to come. Like I said, it's been people who've been up and they come down. So don't let that, you get that kind of money, don't let that money go to your head. Be smart. Put smart people around you to help you with your money.
Starting point is 00:23:51 I know it's so hard when family members come in, you love them and you trust them and you put them in position and they run over you, man, or they get over on you, man. And I hear stories from people all the time, man. Sometimes you just got to say no, fam. Like, I know you a financial advisor, fam,
Starting point is 00:24:08 but you only been doing this shit three months. You not finna watch your mama fuck money. I done watch you my whole life, struggle. I done watch you fuck off all kinds of money. You think I'm finna let you come over here when I got four or five million in the bank and I'm finna let you watch over and make sure I... Hell no. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I'll give you a job but then you won't be able to get money. I'm the overseer of my mother. I don't need no financial advice at all. You can tell me what I need to do with it, but you ain't got no control. You ain't got no bank number, no none of that.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That belongs to me shit but wake up y'all mind stop playing with these people man i put these people in power that don't need to be in power these days man that's all i'm saying scotty born um with the toronto raptors from the side of um fire two hundred million dollar deal too um it's a lot of money out here in the NBA to get. Y'all give them that kind of money. My word, my word, drop me. My word come out. Drop me.
Starting point is 00:25:14 I know y'all can give me at least 30 million or something. I'm going to be the best motherfucking teammate that they ever had. I'm going to be the best motivator they ever had. I ain't going out there and putting up no 10, 15. I can give you three points on about 12 shots. But, shit, before it's talking noise and being that rah-rah and all that, that's me.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Shit, that's me, yo. I'm the leader of this team. I'm talking dog shit to everybody. Yeah, I'm going to make you. I'm the type of man I can make you feel like you better than MJ. You damn right. I'm that type of boy, Vega. Get out there and do it.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Damn right. You need that. You need me on your team right now. I'm that type of motherfucker. Get out there and do it. Damn right. You need that. You need me on your team right now. I'll be coming up for a powder. You dry your motherfucking eyes. You get back out there and you can give it all you got. It's the same thing I did that night. I had one of them hoes come over.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I done gave him $170. I done went fast. I done came quick. I came quick. She want to laugh. I wouldn't do that I follow you I went here Took one of them rhinos
Starting point is 00:26:12 Come here She didn't even know What you doing? I got a headache baby That's the reason why I came fast Took a rhino That mother I redeemed myself
Starting point is 00:26:22 Yeah like Forrest Gump He He He That's all you can hear In the mother I'm going down now I redeemed myself. Yeah, like Forrest Gump, mama. He, he, he. That's all you can hear in the mother. I'm going down now. Oh, stop. I'm going to stop because you say stop. Oh, not like that.
Starting point is 00:26:34 I'm just saying, oh, you know, I always got to have consent in the bedroom. Do you hear me? Because no do me no. And I'm going to stop every time you tell me no. But her no was saying yes. Come here. Here I am.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I can smell the roses now. Yeah, that's what I be saying. Real talk, man. Enjoy life. If you're watching the show right now, enjoy life. Have fun, man. Summertime. Some of y'all probably finna be retired or retired.
Starting point is 00:27:04 Man, go out and enjoy yourself, man. Go to the lake. Go to the ocean. Go to the bar. Do whatever you want to do. Do it, man. Go to the Cowboy Game this year. Go to the Raiders game. Go somewhere other than that motherfucking house. Y'all stay at the house all year round don't go nowhere don't do nothing stop living like that god didn't put you on this earth to be bored no oh he put you on life to enjoy no he said his only begotten son down here and you want to sit in the house all day and watch madlock stop playing around and get straight to it. Hell No segment coming up. I don't know where he at. Been looking for him.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Don't know what I'm at. But never let. We're going to go ahead and get to the Hell No segment. Somebody hit me up. Hey, Bubba D, would you go snorkeling with Sharks? Hell no! I can't swim. The hell you mean I, would you go snorkeling with sharks? Hell no! I can't swim. The hell you mean I go snorkeling with a moose?
Starting point is 00:28:09 They know how to kill people. Why do you white people keep getting in that damn water? Why? Then when they take one of your damn arms and shit off, y'all want to go out and hunt the damn shark and kill it? Why, white people? Why? Somebody also hit me up.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Hey, Bubba, do you go hiking with no weapons? Hell no! I need every motherfucking weapon on the man if I'm going to go hiking. In the mountains? Man, they got my coolers. They got you. They're going to kill you up there with a swipe of his hands. Knock your head off your shoulder and you talking about you want me to go hiking with no weapon?
Starting point is 00:28:47 Are you crazy? God gave me five senses. I'm going to motherfucking use them. Scary as hell. I don't even like coming in my house with the lights off. I think I'm going to go to the damn mountains, white people. What you rascal alligator. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Well, I ain't no more rassle as you do. I don't know how I'm going to rassle an alligator. Get the death rolling and rolling your own one off and all this other shit. Why do you white people constantly, y'all love danger. Y'all white
Starting point is 00:29:20 people go out here and rassle motherfucking alligators. Ain't scared to go out there and do whatever. Soon as you see a man walk in front of your car at night at the red light, you're locking your door. It don't make sense to me. It don't make sense to me. But a lot going on in the world. Devin still out here crying.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Ryan still out here. Man, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Come on the show, Ryan Garza. We need to talk, fam. I want to know what's going on. I want to know when Tank knocked your ass out or when you quit, when you took a knee. No more. Did you feel like you had to take something to come back on your next big fight to win?
Starting point is 00:30:01 I know it wasn't that much in your system, fam. I get it. I know. It probably didn't give you advantage. Okay, it probably didn't it wasn't that much in your system fam i get it i know i feel it probably didn't give you advantage okay it probably didn't but you had dope in your system your dope head boy you had dope in your system that it shouldn't have been now i get it but is that something that you was going through your mind like i can't lose another big fight like i gotta be ready because no matter if you took steroids or not i don't think they had anything to do with stopping deborvin from blocking your left foot
Starting point is 00:30:26 because you was throwing it the whole night, and he just didn't block it. So I don't want to say that, but I don't want to be oblivious to the fact that you did take something. Now, what I'm saying is it probably didn't help you win this fight, but it shouldn't have been in your system, period. That's all that I'm saying. It shouldn't have been that, fam. have been in your system period that's all that i'm saying it shouldn't have been enough fam and man it gets so hard man because i don't know how i feel to be devin haney man to to be beat like
Starting point is 00:30:52 that you i talk noise i laugh but at the end of the day we don't know how i feel to be beat up like that and laugh that and and it just seemed like you're doing a lot of crying, Devin. That's all with me, fam. I mean, they took it back. You're back, you know, you're back undefeated, but you're still talking. Now they're saying that you're crying it down, so you want to take down. You say you ain't doing it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:18 I just want this shit to end. I just want you to get back in the gym, fam. Work out. You say you're going to go spend some money, relax. Okay, do whatever you need to do, but get back in the ring if fam. Workout. You say you're going to go spend some money, relax. Okay, do whatever you need to do. But get back in the ring if you want to tank. Tank active. You ain't been active, fam.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Tank active. And if you think you're going to take a year or two off and come back and try to fight, tank, your ass got another thing coming, fam. It don't work like that, fam. You ain't Floyd, dog. They don't make him like Champ no more. They don't. They don't make him like Pacquiao.
Starting point is 00:31:45 They don't. The Holyfields. They don't make them like Champ no more. They don't. They don't make them like Pacquiao. They don't. The Holyfields. They don't make them James Toney's, you know, the Lingus Lewis, the Mike's. They don't make them like that no more, man. So, you know, go have fun for about six, seven, eight months. Then get back out there and get to it, man. I'm just telling you.
Starting point is 00:31:59 It's a dog-a-dog world, and you got to be a dog sometimes. You got to be a dog. You got to bite something. You ain't got to shake something like a pig. That's the way you got to be a dog sometimes you got to be a dog you got gosh the bison yeah gosh the shake something like a pit that's the way you gotta be that's the way you gotta be man real talk man uh if you're watching this show then you already know this show being presented by prospects number one sports bet fantasy app game in the world in the world craig it deals prospect use my promo code trash with the two h's t. T-R-A-S-H-H. All you got to do is type it in.
Starting point is 00:32:28 If you're a first-time user, they'll match you all the way up to $100. What are you saying, Dub? I'm saying if you put $100 in, they're going to give you $100. Now you got $200 to play. How do I play? It's either more or less or whatever. What do you mean? What I'm saying is this.
Starting point is 00:32:44 If they got Andrew Rich, they said if they got Andrew Rich to score 15 points, all you got to put is more or less. Will she hit it or she won't? Or what else? You can do points. You can do rebound. You can do assists. You can do it all on Prospect. They got hockey.
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Starting point is 00:33:53 You ain't never got to worry about downloading something that you're not going to get a view. It'll let you know your location. And it's simple as that, man. Back to the show. I'm ready for some football, y'all. I'm bored as hell without no football, man. I'm ready to see these motherfucking Dallas Cowboys. I'm ready, y'all.
Starting point is 00:34:12 I'm ready, man. I've been seeing my boy C.L.M. run routes. Man, I'm super excited. I want to see Dak throwing him the ball. I'm talking about nine spirals hitting him in stride, not him slowing down to try to kick. A lot of times, you motherfucking quarterback, y'all going to be throwing the ball on the money, fam. They be having to slow down and adjust to this old wobbly-ass ball and shit. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:34:32 Now, throw the ball on the money, fam. Like Peyton Manning used to hit Marvin Harrison in stride, man. That's what good – like Pat Mahomes. Good quarterbacks hit the receiver in strides. A lot going on in the NFL, man. I seen Antonio Brown. Shout out to my brother, man. You know, he get a bad rep, man.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Antonio Brown was like that. I seen where he said that he should be a Hall of Famer. I agree. I don't give a damn about the on-field shenanigans. I don't give a damn about the off-the-field shenanigans. I'm talking about between them lines. Between them motherfucking lines. There ain't too many that's done it.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Like A.B. done it. Numbers don't lie. The motherfucking numbers don't, and at his size, A.B. had about 5'8", to be honest. 5'8 and a half, to be honest. Probably ain't about 175. Ain't too many people was able to do it
Starting point is 00:35:22 like Antonio Brown done it for about a five or six year stretch. Might be six year stretch or it wasn't a receiver in the league better than Antonio Brown. And I'm talking about a man that's 5'8". They throwing this motherfucker fade routes. Do you a big B in my throwing fade routes, fam?
Starting point is 00:35:40 Get in the comment section right now and tell me I'm lying. I know y'all going to run them numbers too. That's what I like. We're going to keep it 100 on this show. We ain't going to sugarcoat shit. We're going to give a damn about none of that.
Starting point is 00:35:54 We keep it 100. We ain't biased. We can't be bald over here. Yeah, we can't be bald over here. We're going to keep it 100 on this show for about five or six years stretch. Tony O'Brien was the best wide receiver in the NFL. We could talk about it all day. We could talk about it. We could wish whatever you want to talk about.
Starting point is 00:36:13 We could do it. I'm with that. Let me know right now. I'm Julio Jones. Was it Dez Brown? Dez Brown was a dog. That's the homie. Dog.
Starting point is 00:36:22 He'll tell you Antonio Brown was like that. Fitzger Dog. He'll tell you Antonio Brown was like that. Fitzgerald, he'll tell you Antonio Brown was like that. Boy guy, during the headlight, he had Mike Tomlin. He'll tell you Antonio Brown was like that. I really and truthfully think my brother got CTE, man. Probably so many league football players got CTE and don't know it, man. I pray to God that they never lose their motives to make them go off the ledge and want to harm
Starting point is 00:36:47 themselves or harm somebody else, man. Ain't enough money that could cover for CTE. It's just not, man. And it's a dangerous sport. That's why I feel like football players should get paid more money than what they get paid. It's a dangerous sport, man. People running 4'3", 4'4", 275
Starting point is 00:37:04 pounds and hit you. I'm talking about boo-boo all in my draw, fam. I running 4'3", 4'4", 275 pounds and hit you. I'm talking about boo-boo all in my draw, fam. I'm talking about A to B shit everywhere. Not human shit. Cow shit everywhere. Y'all think about what I'm saying about Antonio Brown, though. Should he be a Hall of Famer? I know some of y'all gonna say, well, yeah, dude. But, yeah, what about
Starting point is 00:37:20 Sterling Sharp, man? He should be a Hall of Famer too. There's plenty of good receivers out there that's not Hall of Famers. You know what I'm saying? So what about them as well? And they didn't act like how Antonio Brown acted. You know, I'm not here to argue with you about none of that. What I'm simply saying is my brother, Antonio Brown,
Starting point is 00:37:36 should be a Hall of Famer. Simple as that. We're talking about within those lines on the field. When you say hood, you know what you're getting out of him. You know you're getting a stab. Man, you could put Pham at the punt return. You could put him on the other side. He could do it all.
Starting point is 00:37:53 He could do it all. You can't say that about too many other receivers, though. Can you put him on kickoff and punt return? You could do that with Antonio. Just think about what I'm saying to y'all today, man. You know, we rocking and rolling over on the Bubba Dub show. We're coming on about three or four days a week. What the?
Starting point is 00:38:08 We don't know when you're going to drop. Cut your motherfucking notifications on. You're going to do it. You cut that thing on. It's going to alert you when I'm coming on. When I'm coming on, drop everything. Craig's in trouble. Come quick.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah, that's all you got to do. Because I'm popping up. And if you at work, like I say, all you got to do is go to Apple Podcasts go to apple podcast go to spotify come on man you know i know y'all love this show it's like i love y'all man you can't get this kind of sports talk or comedy nowhere else now there's plenty of people out there to do sports do their thing and i love they can't give you this kind of comedy i'm gonna make your stomach hurt when you watch me yeah because, because I'm going to keep it warm. Man, I'm not giving a damn about what these people say or what they think and this and that. No, motherfucker, you were trashed last night.
Starting point is 00:38:54 You might be fine tonight, but you were trashed last night. I'm going to call it like I see it. I'm going to call a spade a spade. That's all I'm saying. You got to do the same thing, man. Some of y'all be sugarcoated. Some of y'all be holding shit in. Let that shit out, dog. There's somebody watching this show right nowated. Some of y'all be holding shit in. Let that shit out, dog. There's somebody watching this show right now holding
Starting point is 00:39:07 something in. Y'all want to say something to somebody, but you won't say it. But you're letting it bother you. Don't let that shit bother you. Get it off your motherfucking chest. Get it off your chest. I did it the other night with my girl. She jumped in the bed. Jumped under the cover real quick. What? Hey.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Yeah, shit. I don't do what you said you were gonna do earlier. When I'm already got your hair and nails done, you told me you were gonna give me that hot tool. God damn it, I want the hot tool. Come here. You can't promise me no good goddamn time until I can renege, but I be damn. I'm waking your ass up. I want the
Starting point is 00:39:41 hot tool. God damn it, get the hot tool in there. Or that damn car be repoed by next week. I'm not bullshit. I'm right there. I want the hot tool. God damn it, get the hot tool on there. Or that damn car will be repoed by next week. I'm not bullshit. I'm right there. I'm petty. I'm petty like that. Trash of the day going to that damn white woman that was out there paddling in the middle of the ocean and got surrounded by
Starting point is 00:39:57 them damn orcas. Go away. Motherfucker, they at home. You an intruder. You don't live in no damn ocean. They do. Them orcas have five orcas. They had the kids out there, and you out there paddling and shit. Time I go away. Them motherfucking orcas ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 00:40:16 They want to know what your string bean built ass doing out here in this wild. You looking like seal. White people, I keep saying to leave them goddamn animals alone. Go study something else. Please. Please. Go study something else. Please. Please. Go study reparations. We want our money. Now, y'all do everything here. We want reparations.
Starting point is 00:40:32 When we gonna get it? When we gonna get it? Hey, man, if y'all watching this show, man, you already know, man, we rocking and rolling over on this bubble dub show, man. This is what we do, man. We laugh. We might cry, but we're gonna come together. It's all about the youth. It's all about the kids. I'm going to keep promoting.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Stop the violence. Stop the violence. Black people, we got to stop killing one another. No, we're not the only people that's already killing. Every race kill each other. But I'm just talking to us. We got to do better. We got to do better.
Starting point is 00:40:58 We got to stop pointing fingers. Well, we ain't got this and that, motherfucker. We got what we got. Our ancestors didn't have what we got now. And they made it work. Why in the hell we can't make it? Harriet Tubman got her crippled ass running through the damn Underground Railroad. Crippled old woman running through the Underground Railroad,
Starting point is 00:41:15 and you hoes riding her got two healthy goddamn feet and can't walk a mile. Make it make sense. If you watching this show, I want you to know from the bottom of my heart, Dub, love you. I love you. Keep rocking with me because we're going to be number one. The numbers, they come. Y'all 20 and he can never, mother.
Starting point is 00:41:35 I can tell my God, man, I'm telling y'all. Hey, appreciate the love y'all show me too out there in the streets when I see y'all. Dub, I love the show. I appreciate it. I support everything you do. Man, that makes me feel good because sometimes I be down and I be going through things like anybody else go
Starting point is 00:41:49 through, man. I be going through it, man. I caught my girl cheating on me with a stud. She was giving the stud a head. Never gave me a head, y'all. Hey, man. Check this out, man. Like I say, man, I'll see y'all again when I see y'all, man. out.

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