Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 114: Maintenance, Free Time, and Kids Eating Quirks

Episode Date: July 23, 2020

This week on Coffee Convos, Lindsie and Kail start off by talking about the Kail's broken air conditioning, and how important maintenance can be. Do you ever just feel like there is never time for you to get done the things you want to get done? Lindsie and Kail feel the same way! Lindsie is even thinking about taking some drastic measures to ensure she has a quiet place to get some work done. And why exactly does Lindsie have to set a timer for her son when he eats? All this plus we are still on baby watch, on this week's episode of Coffee Convos! This episode was sponsored by: Peanut, DHM Detox, & HLTH Code Have a question you want answered? Want to give Kail and Lindsie a call? Leave them a message at ?(609)-316-0060?. Music by Nathaniel Wyvern. Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License.

Hey guys, welcome to another episode of coffee combos Lindsay. I'm still here and still pregnant and still fucking pregnant. I just I thought last night was the night I think every night is the night at night I feel a lot of pressure like especially in my cat area and I'm just like okay so this is it and then it's not it okay wait so a lot of people have told me that before that have been pregnant about the pressure like in their cat area and I wonder why like I didn't feel that I think your first time you don't because I didn't feel it with with Isaac yeah because my cat was fine she was just fine I also just want to address really quickly to our listeners I know you may hear an annoying sound like a buzzing it is my landscapers I also was very

annoyed when I woke up to them I didn't know they were coming today so if you guys hear them I do apologize in advance but Lindsay and I wanted to podcast together today and so we kind of just have to we're gonna have to just listen to the weed whackers yeah so okay whenever you sent me that video of the weed whackers this morning and I was like what is that and you said fucking weed whackers like I literally busted out laughing I sent Lindsay a video because I wasn't sure if she was going to be able to hear it when we recorded and then I also sent her pictures of the weed whackers in from my camera from like the outside surface so they don't know but I'll post it and I'll post it on our on our fan page and then maybe they'll go tag themselves or something I don't know

wait a minute so um briefly since you're talking about a fan page or like a listener page whatever you call it uh-huh why is it that I don't know how to use Facebook like I get on there and see notifications and it makes me feel very overwhelmed I don't know how to follow the threads I don't know how to get to stuff does anybody else feel like that because I hate Facebook I literally it's the worst I try to get on because I want to interact with like especially with our listeners on the page but I I really hate Facebook like I it's my least used social media which is crazy because it's the most um used social media platform even over Instagram which is insane to me and honestly the other day I was trying to get because my um personal Facebook page isn't

actually linked to like my verified Facebook page and so it's set up through separate accounts and I was trying to figure out how to just get off of my personal page to log in to the other page and it took me like 10 minutes to even know to press like the F Facebook button to be able to get down to log out so I'm just like this is to me I just don't feel like it's user friendly I they've definitely changed it a bunch over over the years and I definitely used to use it a lot more but like even with like Sensei my Sensei team I've tried to be consistent with like a Facebook page or like a Facebook group and I have to admit that I just can't like I don't remember Facebook the way I remember other apps unfortunately so I'm just like here just text me because I can't

with the with Facebook I just can't okay so now that we can't with Facebook and we have established that can we move along now and talk about why you're still pregnant yeah let's talk about it well for one let me just tell you a brief story about yesterday I thought that I made it clear that I wasn't having a hospital delivery to the doctors but I think they truly didn't believe me the only one that believed me was the one that's quote-unquote high risk which whatever call me high risk or don't um I don't think I'm high risk I'm over whatever um so I get a call yesterday and it's the doctor's office and they're like hey we actually fit you into a room tonight to be induced what and I was like oh what does that mean because I've never been induced I don't know what

that means like I thought I like I just didn't I just don't want to be induced and she's like so you're gonna you're gonna eat a meal and you're gonna take a shower and then you're gonna go to the hospital at 7 p.m mind you why the fuck would I be induced at 7 p.m and be up all night fucking laboring and pushing and then have to be up with a newborn the next day like tell me what the fuck kind of sense that makes well that's not ideal it's not like I don't understand so then she's like um if you're over three centimeters dilated they'll keep you in the hospital and start pitocin if you are not three centimeters dilated they will put this cream on your cervix to open it up they'll send you home and then you'll come back in the morning to start

pitocin no none of that sounds ideal to me at all especially when this hospital is 45 minutes for my house and the fact that your last labor from the time that your water broke until the time that lux was born was 45 minutes so it's not 90 minutes 90 minutes 90 minutes whatever it's still like no no so I got all the stuff on my birth supply list for my home birth and I um you know some of the some of the stuff on here I was like hmm what do we need raw honey for um but the olive oil is for like the so I don't rip wait so you put it on your your hoo-ha yeah oh my gosh you got like cooking supplies girl I just want this baby to come this is weird you're putting olive oil down there they do that in the hospitals too now they're gonna grease you up well I don't know if it's olive

oil that things gonna fly out like a watermelon so on top of all of this let me tell you how my downstairs AC is out and I found a leak in my kitchen everything's wrong with your house all the time like I swear well so the guy came yesterday and he's like well your system's completely completely frozen we have to thaw it out we're gonna turn it off so then it got even more hot in the house it's just like and like I have friends that are like oh you can come to our house like just hang out or whatever and it's like thank you so much for the offer but like if I go into labor I want to be at home you know what I mean like I don't I want to be comfortable in my own space like if that means I'm sweating bullets until then like I'm gonna do it I just don't want to be

somewhere else and then go into labor or like not want to come home because it's hot so anyway long story short he's coming between 12 and 4 to do a diagnosis and then he said because of corona and COVID the parts that we need may not may not come right away so um so you're supposed to go with like out AC I would think that would be a emergency he said that he's going to put like refrigerant in the system to keep me cool until the parts come in so I guess if that means they have to come back they will um but it's just like literally anything that could go wrong didn't this happen to your heat this happened to your heat in the winter time right yes I and you know what he made a really good point and I don't know why I didn't think about this the AC unit needs regular maintenance

just like we do when we go get physicals or our car gets maintenance like I'm just gonna schedule them to come look at it quarterly so that they can just make sure everything is up to date you know give me to tell you a story about yeah I do so no this is like really like very scary so I was just minding my own business one day doing my normal thing go out to my garage to leave click the little button and literally that fucking thing flew off like it flew off almost smashed on my car completely derailed hanging sideways I'm screaming nobody else is home but me and I'm like what am I supposed to do so I had to call an emergency person because I thought it was going to follow my car and then I couldn't get my car out because it's like hanging you know

sideways and the guy told me the exact same thing he was like you need to have somebody come out here even if your husband does it to like wheel um oil the wheels and stuff like that um because this kind of stuff needs maintenance so I didn't even know that I just yeah I guess we don't some things you just don't think about until you need to fix it or whatever you use it till it breaks right well I'm really good about taking care of my my car and stuff like I always get regular maintenance my tire rotations my oil chains like oil change I'm really good about that stuff so I don't know why I didn't it just didn't cross my mind to have my ac units surf it surfaced serviced you know especially during a heat wave or whatever well I really hope that they get it at least cooling

down so that if you have the baby sometime today or over the weekend that you have ac on your main floor because that's a pain in the ass I have been there yeah it's a huge pain in my ass so I think that you're gonna have the baby on Friday or Saturday okay let me check the dates because I'm okay with I think I'm okay with Saturday I don't think I'm okay with third I don't think I'm okay with Friday well you don't really get a choice Kale it's just coming out you know well so I was thinking about that too it's like okay for three the three kids that I have now two of them came in the middle of the night and one of them came at the ass crack of dawn so I mean hard to say if he's gonna come in the day or in the night very hard to say what's the date

what's the date on Friday is the 24th and Saturday is the 25th which I would definitely be okay with the 25th but wouldn't you be okay with the 24th too since I didn't choose yes and no I just feel like 20 yeah I would be fine with it but so really that's like your money spot like Friday or Saturday well really it was yesterday the 20th because okay well that's past we can't but the 20th is a multiple of two and a multiple of five which I needed for lux oh I know nuts like you're literally nuts can we talk about how some people sent us messages about how they are the type of people that specifically try to conceive at certain times of the year so that they can have like either winter or summer babies or spring babies or

whatever yeah I mean that definitely makes sense I had after I had two winter babies I was like when I have another baby I want a summer baby because it's just like I wanted to experience a summer baby I've also I know a teacher who she didn't want to take maternity leave during the school year so she wanted to get pregnant in order to have her baby over the summer so that she didn't have to take maternity leave during the school year and see for stuff like that I completely understand but otherwise I'm just like it's gonna happen when it's gonna happen I'm not gonna like be focused on the months you know right I mean a lot of times people it's hard for them so that it's they'll just take whatever they can get and I completely understand that too I can hear

your weed whackers I'm sorry but I don't hear your birds today I wonder if they flew away for sure they did probably because of the weed whackers okay because they got scared do you think that's why yeah I definitely think that's why I did find an egg outside like another one at in the beginning of the summer like around springtime I found a robin's egg and I don't I don't know if it hatched or if it you know got eaten by another bird but um or animal but I found a tan egg and I don't know what the tan egg like what kind of bird that belongs to we need to do some research um and other people it was so funny reading the messages and all the comments about the ferns because I got so many messages of people trying to help me about the ferns and about my

fiddle fig so I was so impressed with our listenership knowing about plants and people also thinking that you're crazy that ferns only grow in the wild because some people from New Jersey sent me messages saying that no they have ferns that hang and it's not oh my friends my friends texted me and told me that they have ferns that hang my friend Amy I woke up to a text and she sent me probably 10 pictures of her and all her family members ferns hanging and stuff like that and I was like oh wow like I guess she was very committed to like letting you know oh and she circled them and I said you know what I'm gonna get some ferns I think you should I think you would really like ferns but I was very impressed like with our listenership and how many of them seem to have

green thumbs because I'm just like yeah well so I don't know what I'm doing I was doing some research after we podcasted and I actually met the same friend Amy she was helping me just helping to send me um types of plants that you can keep that are actually super super easy to care for and actually the more you leave them alone the more they thrive um she actually brought me one it's called the mother's I think it's called a mother-in-law's tongue or something like that and you just minimal care like minimal minimal care so I think that the next thing that I need to ask everyone is what are plant house plants that I can get that like being neglected because that's that's probably my money spot same here like and and you know what it's funny about my personality

um I think that I like things that like to be neglected I don't know if it's called neglected if they like to be neglected I think it's only neglected when you're supposed to take care of it you know like sometimes yeah I mean I get that but I'm saying I think that that's what I attract like things that oh yeah same don't you know what I mean that don't want me goodbye okay Kale okay um in other news can we talk about um me getting a car accident over the weekend yeah but we need to talk about that we definitely need to discuss that well why are you laughing I'm not laughing I'm not I'm glad that you're okay I'm not laughing I just we need to discuss you bitch so Saturday morning rolls around and Jackson had a little birthday party

I want to preface this with the birthday party that he went to everybody is practicing safe measures there was he was the only friend and then it was his friend and then his three cousins so that was the extent of the party um but we're on our way I go to mcdonald's to get a coke I'm drinking my coke driving down the road everything's good great and I get to start going towards the freeway and right before I go to get on it there's a car we've all got green lights and there's a car that like dead stops in front of me so I go to get over to the other lane because the car literally just stopped it was going like 35 miles an hour and then it just stops so I go to get another lane I should shoot not there was a car in my blind spot and I hit it and it was like the

speed of smell when I hit it so it basically was just like dink and my car didn't really rock or anything um Jackson was in the car and he was like mom I think we hit a car and I'm like yes son like I I have established that we're trying to get pulled over so we pull over in the Costco parking lot and the police come into everything and luckily the person that I hit he was like oh I've been several accidents like my fault whatever so then it's already making me think did I hit him or did he hit me and he just has me convinced that I hit him because you know like when you get in an accident your mind kind of like blacks out for a second have you ever had that happen yeah okay excuse it yeah so my mind like kind of blacked out so even if he told me that I

hit him I would have believed it you know what I mean oh yeah like even if he hit me yeah I'll be like yeah I'm so sorry like I hit you but I was like super apologetic I was like I'm so sorry that like I hit you this was not my intentions like I was literally drinking a coke driving down the road minding my business like I had on my Apple watch I didn't even have my phone like what the hell is going on so um basically the officer came and he was like writes the report and he faulted no one so I was very that's good yeah but does that happen in accidents that was so confused I think yes under certain circumstances like it couldn't truly have been avoided by anyone right yeah so I think that probably was the situation because it was either hit the car

that dead stopped which now after talking to my insurance company I probably should have just rear-ended them um but like when you're trying to think fast you know it's like you're trying to avoid something I think that's where my mind was but they said if I would have probably rear-ended them if they could have proven that that car stopped for no reason because they were there was literally like nothing stopping them it wasn't like traffic or anything like that they just dead stopped um then they would have been at fault and then I wouldn't have been at fault but I'm just I still I guess I wasn't at fault but I still hit technically hit the other car so um yeah but we're fine and everything and then while we're on this topic I posted a picture of Jackson earlier

that morning in his car seat like on my story on Instagram and I got so many messages of people being like he's too big to be sitting in a booster seat you know what I saw that I did see that on your stuff and I was equally shocked by that but also not because I've actually have p have people in my regular day-to-day life who give me shit about having Lincoln in a car seat not a car seat he's in a booster seat um and it's honestly so upsetting to think and let me just preface this with there was a scene on teen mom where Isaac wasn't wearing his seatbelt one I had no idea and two we were actually in my neighborhood like driving like five miles an hour so they had to we had to like recreate a scene of driving up to the house um anyway that's besides the point but no Lincoln

is still in a booster seat and people give me shit about that and I it's really upsetting because I see on people's Instagram stories and on their profiles and stuff they'll have three and four year olds sitting in a regular call like in with a regular seatbelt and I'm like you guys don't understand the impact of yeah you might be a safe driver but what about everybody else well and that's my thing I mean there could be people like me out on the road you know and so for that reason your child should probably be in a safety seat because I might hit you you know so it's like Lindsay shut up shut up but for that reason I'm just like you don't know what's going to happen and I think that it's better to be safe than sorry and I I mean it's

also the law like I know in some states it's different than other states but I know in the state of Georgia I think it's um 12 or four nine whichever you reach first so some people messaged me and said that it was eight in their state and then 12 for the front seat that they get sit in the front seat um but then there's a weight limit too and Jackson meets none of those requirements so I'm just like that's why he's in a booster seat and then well is it just the parents don't want to be hassled with putting a child in the car seat or but it's not any more trouble like the car seat is already in the car and it's already all attached and when you have a booster you just put the seatbelt on so it's no different than sitting in the seat other than the fact of

having the booster I don't know I saw it on someone's story not that long ago and I was just like your son is four or five years old and if you get into an accident like I just I don't know there used to be people that would drive me crazy in the preschool parking lot that would let their kids hang out of like their sunroof and even though they were only driving like maybe three miles an hour through the parking lot or five miles an hour however fast they were going it's like anything could happen and what if you're what if you like hit a tree branch or something and like decapitated your kid or like something tragic happened that somebody like t-boned you and your kid was hanging out of the roof like that is that kind of stuff like I don't mess around

with safety with stuff like that I just I don't know I'm about to have two car seats in a booster seat in my truck and it doesn't bother me like that doesn't it's like okay this is what we chose this is what we knew we were signing up for is that they're in car seats and booster seats until they're over you know X amount of years old and Isaac he doesn't have to be in a booster because he's tall enough now but so wait how will that work will you do the two seats and like your bucket seats and yeah and then Lincoln knows how to do his own um he's in the booster and I'll put him in the third row he knows how to like buckle himself up and stuff and Isaac can help him and then the bucket seats will have the baby's car seats oh my gosh kale that is so much I literally thought

about it the other day I was like wow I'm about to have three in here but you you're getting in the car routine stresses me out already oh it's definitely gonna take I even think about going back to school like what that timeline is gonna look like oh my god four kids like trying to get everybody out the door on time just with the car seats alone not even just getting dressed and getting ready for school eating breakfast it's like the car seat situation is such a stress well I guess you'll have for the baby you'll be able to strap him in and everything in before we get yeah exactly so then that'll make that easier but yeah it's it's such a hassle um speaking of school though people had sent me so many messages just asking what I was going to be doing for Jackson

because Georgia is really just you know doing their best job to make the worst headlines um as a state in the media and I'm just like really not a proud Georgian right now to be perfectly honest um my county has decided that they're going to give options um to parents and we had until July 17th which was this past Friday to make the decision um they're going to do an in-person option and then a digital learning option or you can choose to withdraw your child and completely homeschool once you choose the option you can't switch it for nine weeks so even if protocol changes um if there was like a government mandate like at the state or federal level that was put on schools you would have to be okay with that and the only option

within that first nine weeks would be to withdraw your kid to homeschool but not to withdraw to digital learn so um to me that was a very easy decision because as a parent um with the looks of the government right now you don't know what's going to happen from one day to the next and so I just felt like I wouldn't be okay if the government mandated my child to wear a mask for seven hours in a day and so um for that reason you know it's a double-edged sword because I don't want him to go to school without a mask because I don't want him to be exposed but then at the same time I don't want him having to wear a face covering all day because I think that at the point that your child is in an environment that isn't easy to learn and especially if you have a child

that is like mine that um he is very distracted very easily that that it's just not a great learning environment so we did choose the digital learning option um I have set him up with a tutor that he will tutor with twice weekly um from his school and he will have a digital learning teacher that will strictly only be a digital learning teacher so she will not have a classroom so I'm very happy about that but just the whole um wrapping my mind around knowing that he's going to be home until I don't know how long is right stressful because you know Will and I are both working and um it makes it very hard luckily we've been doing this since March like a lot of other people and I think for me a lot of the teachers in my county are predicting that they're

going to close within three weeks of opening because all the surrounding counties around us are doing digital only ours we I just got an email saying that um well I didn't get the email someone I'm friends with got the email um saying that we are likely to do a hybrid situation um which just for me I just feel like maybe a I don't know I and I I do empathize with the people who can't stay home with their kids I really do but I just don't for me it's hard to to say let's open if we're just going to close in three weeks um so I just feel like maybe for the first few months we should all be digitally learning and then try to open up late but evidently our school district is hoping to do a hybrid situation or planning to do a hybrid situation we still don't have answers

actually so um well we actually start on August 3rd so we start way sooner than you guys so that's probably why why we have answers but there's also been another county that um is close to us which is the largest county I believe in Georgia they had originally set plans to open school um and do mask requirement so it would be a mask mandate however they have now come out and said they're not doing an opening at all they're just going to digitally learn so my county has been very firm that they're not changing their mind that they are going and they are not going to do face coverings and they are not doing temperature checks so um for me I think I'm sure a lot of parents that are listening know that people when it's regular flu season cold season whatever will give their

kids motrin or Tylenol and send them send them and so for that reason alone adding covid on top of that I'm just like I can't I can't trust it and I don't feel safe and so it's probably the harder thing for me to do to choose the digital option but I felt really like I didn't have a choice it's hard it's definitely a hard choice to make I think for anybody I mean even the ones who truly don't think that they can stay home to digit for digital learning I think I'm in a weird situation like we talked about last week it's hard especially co-parenting because Joe and Javi want to send the kids to school and for me I'm like just let me homeschool them for the first you know three months or whatever the the first nine weeks is um but if there's a hybrid option

I'm thinking that Joe and Javi are gonna have to they're gonna have to compromise because according to both of our custody agreements we make 50 50 decisions on school so um they want to send them I want to keep them home I believe 50 50 option would be hybrid so they're not gonna have a choice you know what I mean so um I did post a really crazy um TikTok on my on my Facebook page about um an elementary school teacher who did every scenario possible with a an elementary school aged kid with the face mask so I'm gonna post that on our um coffee combos Facebook page and you guys can comment and let me know your thoughts um just because I thought it was an interesting perspective from the teacher it was like one kid the the the toilet dropper and she

and the kid drops the the mask in the toilet and one's the nose picker and one wants to oh my god I've seen this yes yes it was so I laughed it was so accurate I laughed so hard because when she got to the part where she was like oh I want to try on your mask it's cool I could totally see that happening with all the girls in first grade oh 100% 101 I told you I took Isaac uh yeah Isaac and Lincoln to the eye doctor and Lincoln wanted to put it on his forehead like I cannot tell you how accurate the video was and I was like I mean that definitely is an interesting perspective I would just be curious to know how a hybrid for our situation like a hybrid situation does that is that all kids go to the campus at the same time or are they different days so I heard with the

hybrid which is kind of what we wanted our county to do well and I were kind of on board with that would be that there would be a b days so some students would be a days and some students would be b days and it's based off of last name um and that would be weird for you kale because what if some of your kids go on a days and some go on b days because well I guess you would just have two but no I would have to I would have to email the school or something to yeah arranged I think that goes for a lot of co-parents though like a lot of situations where kids have um you know maybe someone has a second um like has other children with with somebody else I think that it's gonna have to be a situation where like V and I get together and talk about okay you're

taking VV to school on you know these three days let me try to get Isaac and Lincoln on those same days that yeah yeah because um Javi as as up and down and as our as our relationship has been um he's the most flexible and the most he works with me the most especially when it comes to Lincoln like if it's gonna make my schedule easier with Isaac he a 100% helps me out with that so so I don't think that that part will be an issue but I just want to make sure that when Isaac is at Joe and V's house they're able to have both of their kids on the same schedule as well as me and Lincoln it's so hard because it just makes it so freaking chaotic while we're on the topic of COVID I just wanted to mention the article

that I had found about Mississippi voting against not having a choice to get vaccines so there wouldn't be any exception when the time comes so I think that's absolutely insane because even as a pro-vaxxer I wouldn't be signing up for the COVID vaccination and I you know what that's I have I texted you that a lot of people I know who are pro-vaxxers are not going to get the COVID vaccine just because it hasn't been out long enough for testing and all kinds of other things I I have to agree with that I mean I feel like it's being cautious in this situation is being is being right I don't know if that's how I feel but you guys know how I feel about vaccines in general so I just think that being

cautious asking questions is the right thing to do just be informed whatever you do if you choose to get it if you don't choose to get it just know why well if you look at just science alone and how long it takes to create a vaccine and what kind of trials it has to run through and how long that takes and how they are fast tracking the vaccine I'm not here to tell anybody what to do but to me there is a reason that for every other vaccine it's taken so much longer to create and to be able to safely distribute and administer I couldn't imagine as a parent just being like yeah sign me up and give my kid that we don't know what's going to happen but you know whatever to me that's insane I just I think it's and I heard

through the trials that I don't know if it was like one person who is part of the test group or whatever tested positive for COVID like through the trials so I don't know if there's any truth to that or not because you know the media puts out stuff that might be true and might might not be true but I did see that as a headline so I don't know this it's weird it's weird fucking times it's weird fucking times everything feels everything for me I just feel like I don't know what to believe I don't know what's right I don't know what's wrong and I feel like the more I dig for answers the more questions I have I feel like we're approaching like a civil war like I really truly feel like that I feel like we're just at war with ourselves at this point at this

point for sure um in other news can we talk about this morning and I woke up I know I've talked about it on the podcast sometimes you wake up and everything like runs super smoothly sometimes you wake up it's a actual shit show my morning this morning started as an actual shit show um Will and I both have dentist appointments today he had his before work I have mine I think it's at one o'clock um obviously with COVID there's so many different protocols that you have to go through to even go to a you know dentist or medical doctor or whatever but I have been having a problem with Jackson getting into stuff like he gets into everything and he touches on everything and it literally drives me nuts I

can't even print contracts or anything that's like important like medical documents that I might need to take to dentist like insurance cards like whatever can't even print them because he goes into my office and moves my papers so at this point I know that I talked to you about it briefly yesterday that I was looking for like a one bedroom apartment for an office to be able to go and work during working hours so that I can have a quiet space um and now I'm definitely like when we get done podcasting I get finished going to the dentist and Jackson gets finished with his play date which will basically probably be the end of the day so I was about to say I was about to say Lindsay that's you're not going to be able to look for an apartment after all of those

things I know I try to do too much stuff in one day and then I'm like I need to get my car to the shop and then I need to go and pick up a rental and it's like I have to pick up a rental because I have to make sure that I have it in enough time to be able to get Jackson to swim tomorrow so it's like as a mom do you ever feel like the shit is never ending every single fucking day every single day every day of my life I literally this morning was like I went downstairs like get everything in order um and Lux was calling me from upstairs and like I kept saying hold on a second hold on a second and he kept yelling for me in my I said it out I said it out loud I was like when did I decide to have kids like I have said hold on nicely and calmly about 700 times already like I just it's

9 a.m. like relax like can you please calm down I literally lost it on Jackson this morning I said Jackson where are the papers that were on my printer oh well I was trying to help you so I put him in here and then dad touched him and I don't know what he did but then I'm like okay that's too too many people that have touched my paper so that's it I'm I'm moving out I'm getting one bedroom apartment you guys will not see me for like eight hours of the day because I can't even print stuff on my own freaking printer without somebody touching it it's like what business does he have going in there and moving my papers and then he tries to say oh well I'm being helpful no you actually just made a complete disaster for me this morning actually so I put a timer on him

because as I've talked about on the podcast before he is the worst eater um put it put a 10 minute timer and I was like you have 10 minutes to finish that breakfast and then you're gonna get upstairs and you're going to read for an hour time out time out time out he's the worst eater because he takes so long or because he doesn't he won't eat it he won't eat it unless I put a timer on like see Isaac will literally take an hour to eat a meal what Isaac he's he'll try anything I put in front of him almost but he will I thought you were putting the timer because he takes so long and I'm and I might even do it now just because you gave me the idea I'm gonna start doing Isaac takes his time for every fucking thing in his life and it's like sweet up sweet up we could be

literally I could give him an hour and a half to get up shower get dressed do all the things that he needs to do and for everyone in the everyone in the house will be ready except for Isaac and you're just like why are you he just like I that's why for him I'm like maybe you need to be home schooled because it just is more his personality like it's just his but he also wants to socialize but anyways continue I was just I might use the timer for Isaac no I'm telling you the timer for whatever reason okay it's a major trigger for Jackson but it's because he knows that I'm gonna go off of that right so if that timer freaking goes off and he's not done whatever on his plate he's done so sorry if you wanted it then you should have sped up you should have acted like

you were maybe in a little bit bigger of a rush than sitting there trying to carry on a conversation while food's flinging out of your mouth um yeah maybe that's what we should have done but we learned the timer because he will slow walk anything and he sits there and it's like he just won't eat like he finds every excuse to do something else like he's carrying on conversation to avoid eating oh and it's the most aggravating I don't know anybody who's listening if you have a child I was talking to one of my friends this weekend actually on Saturday evening we were talking about how good her kids ate and she was like yeah but my kids literally eat me out of house and home and I said I wish I had a kid that would eat me out of house and home because he's just not a good

eater and he's never been a good eater and it drives me nuts Lincoln is not a good eater as far as like variety but Lincoln is a powerhouse when it comes to food so he had a Isaac's teacher is my friend Isaac's teacher from last year is my friend Amy that I talked about in the beginning of the podcast she has a kindergartner the same in the same grade obviously as Lincoln they became little besties or whatever and she had Lincoln over for a sleep over a while a little while back and she was like she sent me a like a video of her son and Lincoln and she's like notice how I I loaded Lincoln's plate because Lincoln will literally eat a full and a full meal and 20 minutes later he's like when's dinner I saw that thing that you posted about like when you have leftovers or

something then they don't ask they don't ask for leftovers but when I have leftovers or when I don't have leftovers they're like is there more and I'm like you guys are making me crazy insane because they'll ask me like link one of Lincoln's favorite foods is Alfredo and so and he likes the he calls it the airplane but it's bow tie noodles uh-huh and I'll try to always make extra of like my pastas like even if it's just mac and cheese because Lincoln loves it the other day I made sure that I left some for him and he didn't ask for leftovers and I was pissed because I specifically made leftovers for him like and you're like the one time I make the leftovers that you don't ask me I eat leftovers but certain leftovers are not good when they're yeah like you when you reheat

them they're just not good and so like that was one of them like I just was like I'm not gonna reheat this like I just so I just Lincoln is a powerhouse when it comes to food but it has to be something he likes but even still 20 minutes later and I I shit you not if any of my friends are listening Natalie Amy you guys can vouch for me like Lincoln will literally eat a full meal and then ask when dinner is like he kills it and then he's like hungry in five minutes yeah like if we don't eat it I can't have an early dinner here like I can't have a dinner at four or five because that's by six o'clock he's like when are we eating dinner and you're like we just calm down did it digest yet like and that is so funny Lux Lux eats me out of house and hold

Isaac is not so like he'll eat whatever you know he'll eat whatever but he doesn't like eat all day and eat huge portions like he's just not that kid but um Jackson's a snacker like he's perfectly fine with like a Nutri grain bar and a yogurt and a string cheese and whatever but you give that child a meal unless he's not having any he's not he's not about it and he told me that I need to come up with a new business plan and my new business is going to be a spaghetti maker because I make good spaghetti and I'm like no like I am so sick of freaking making spaghetti because I have to make it every single week because I know that's like you know one good meal like it's one good meal that I know that he will eat well I think we go ahead then he eats it for like three days three

day yeah no I that's pasta in this house is like three days a week because I know that even if it's different sauces all my kids can eat the pot they'll eat the pasta whether it's Isaac loves Alfredo and red sauce Lincoln likes Alfredo or no sauce Lux will eat whatever the fuck I put in front of him so I know that that's food that they'll eat they'll all eat and it's not like a huge change where like for lunch the other day Lincoln wanted mac and cheese and Lux wanted turkey and cheese and I and they both wanted apples and I'm like I'm not making I'm not a short order cook no I'm so sick of it and I want to get on a schedule where like they can eat they all eat the main like base of whatever it is and then maybe the sides are a little bit different like I I'm not

opposed to and and you guys can tell me that I'm fucked up for this but I'm not opposed to like for example say I make chicken cutlets or something and Isaac will eat broccoli but Lincoln won't I'll put a string cheese on this plate I'm not going to make a whole other side but I have other things that would substitute as sides does that make sense yes see I'm perfectly fine with that too yeah okay so some people were like they're like no that's not like a but it's still a side I'm not gonna make a whole other thing so sometimes Will and I will have like zucchini or squash or something like that and Jackson doesn't like that so I'll put some broccoli like on there for it to cook because he will eat broccoli um so I just like pick and choose it's like broccoli is just as healthy

so I'm not gonna you know fight that and it's not that much harder for me just to put some like on the pan to cook it um but yeah I'm I'm totally with you that the sides to me aren't the issue it's like the main entree I don't want to be cooking spaghetti and then cooking like I don't know yeah salmon and then yeah that's too much um Lux's new thing he loves crabs which is like that's so funny he gets that from his father because I don't eat seafood and neither do my other kids but I'm like I'm not ever gonna make crabs because nobody eats it so I'm like you're gonna have to ask you to ask your dad for that because I wouldn't even know the first thing about making seafood wait where do you even you just get it at the grocery store like his Christmas day this

for him before yeah I guess they eat they like we're known for seafood here like near Maryland and Delaware so um I guess they get it like seafood boils they have like a ton of like restaurants where you order the crabs oh my god in like bush bushels or whatever I can't I can't eat stuff like that but it is so funny that you say that because Jackson was on the phone with somebody the other day I can't remember who we were talking to but he was like well you know my favorite place to vacation is St. Simon's Island it's a very beautiful and they have delicious crab cakes and I'm like whoever he is talking to probably thinks that this child is literally insane like what kind of seven-year-old child says oh and they have delicious crab cakes oh Jackson only out of the

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don't even know I heard that I'm not aware there wasn't like a ton of people there um this was a rally or a campaign for what his presidency because I heard he dropped out for his presidency and during this let's just call it like a rally during this um he basically has a mental breakdown and just to preface this during the rally yes um oh good god I didn't initially see it will saw it and I had to go back and watch it um I am so disturbed because mental illness really is a real thing and I really am sad for him and hope for him to get help because I insensitively went on Twitter last night and said that I was going to bed but I was staying up for the tea that he was tweeting because somebody had sent me a screenshot of him saying Chris and Kim call me

and then a screenshot of him uh texting Chris saying hey it's yay um give me a call or something I did see the tweets but I didn't understand okay now that you're saying this I did see did not did he go on a rant and he said that Harriet Tubman never freed slaves he just yes okay he's okay I'm very confused by all of this and I it says Kanye West claims wife Kim Kardashian was trying to fly to Wyoming with a doctor to lock him up um this is all very concerning but I tweeted last night about how he was like spilling tea because those were the two tweets that I saw that somebody sent me so I was like oh like maybe he's gonna like spill something this was prior to me even knowing about this rally or campaign whatever he was doing in South Carolina

will then send me that um but then after going and looking at his Twitter feed I like deleted that tweet because I was like oh my god like he is literally having a manic meltdown um on Twitter because the stuff that he was saying I mean like saying that NBC was basically responsible for uh Bill Cosby's downfall or something like that um he was also talking about Kim's porn or something sell like Chris selling the sex I don't know what exactly yeah sent me the tweets and I was like these tweets don't even make any freaking sense well it was so insane and then you know he lost me at the Bill Cosby thing because I'm like okay come on like that man is so guilty for everything that he did so come on like why are we bringing Bill Cosby into this first of all

well secondly um I think he was trying to bring NBC and and E as a network into it as they control him and so he needed his wife and his children with him in Wyoming or something like that was kind of like what I gathered from it but I mean I feel like she should as his wife take a doctor there and get him the help that he mentally needs he literally outed her and himself that they were going to abort North at this rally or campaign that he had what yes and that Kim had the pills in her hand and he got a vision or something from God that told him like not to do it and so so he said for her not to do it but Kim saved the the reason North is here is because of Kim okay so so basically Kanye this is a way this is his cry for help and he you know he needs help

he needs help he's needed help I think for for a long period of time and people have said it you know there's been different headlines that I've seen over periods of time that you know he has bipolar disorder and whatnot um and suffers from from mental illness and hasn't been the same since his mother passed away and I get that um but honestly when you're that deep in a mental illness and you're not taking medication I feel like he shouldn't maybe he's just so sick I can't because I don't have that I can't wrap my head around like why you would get on Twitter you would have to have some conscious mind knowing that you're outing them by going on Twitter right because you know it's going to reach like the masses I'm just like reading about all of this

and they're still reporting on it as of 20 uh 32 minutes ago um Kanye also said that part when he kicked off his presidential campaign uh everyone that has a baby gets a million dollars like I don't know what kind of fantasy world you live in but money doesn't make itself um so that doesn't that's not gonna work from after the fact of him talking about how they were going to abort north it all came from you know basically people who have children there should be a monetary incentive is what I took from it and you know I don't agree with that I think that you're making a conscious people don't people don't understand that this money like even with the stimulus checks like where does that money come from the more money you print the more devalues the currency so

so I mean people want all of this money and whatever I mean that's getting off topic but yeah it says Kanye West elites tweets claiming Kim Kardashian called the doctor to lock him up I mean CNN Fox News L.com ABC News everyone is reporting on this I don't know why I didn't know more I just want everybody I truly hope he gets help too if you're if you believe in prayer I just think everybody should be praying for him and his family because that is just awful there are children involved and for that child too she will eventually hear about this and know about what happened and you know I just don't think that somebody should be going out and spreading that type of information to everybody to hear about it in the world I mean that is traumatizing

I can't imagine as a wife how Kim feels you know and people are saying well she was while he was doing all of this she was promoting skims on her Instagram account you know people don't know what goes on inside of homes people don't know what goes on inside of relationships people don't know all of the inside details and you know who's to say somebody else doesn't run Kim's Instagram account and who's to say that that she hasn't been dealing with this for a long period of time that maybe this isn't shocking you know maybe her mindset is I need to get him help but that doesn't mean that her businesses are going to stop and that doesn't mean that she doesn't have children to provide

for and that doesn't mean that right you know I don't know I just I think that I made an insensitive tweet because I thought that he was just like spilling information I didn't know because somebody sent me a screenshot you know and I was like oh wow that's like that's like um with the Britney stuff I didn't know how serious the Britney stuff was and I apologize for that I think that you know it sometimes you don't find out until after the fact and so I don't think you're wrong for that um in other news we need a touch base on the vibrator story because I have gotten so many messages of people saying it's now showing up on their phone because you talked about it on the podcast I'm sorry did you hear this do people send you messages about this too well I went

on the fan on the Facebook page and they they were in the comments telling me and I feel bad I didn't I didn't know that it did it when other people talk about it on your phone I thought it was just when you talk about it on your like near your own phone but the good news is that there are comments on how you can stop that from happening yes so supposedly you can go into your settings and um do something with like the advertising or something like that so I'm gonna check that out and see if I can figure out how to do it and then if I do figure out how to do it then I will post so you guys can also do it because I think it's one of the most annoying things like I hate for it to show up and it also freaks me out it's like I feel like I have no sense of privacy I can't

even talk near my iPhone without it picking up something and I think people really are spying on us like I don't doubt that at all like I'm one of those people that think that I'm not interesting I don't talk about anything great other than when we podcast so if someone's spying on me like all you're gonna do is hear me complain about the goddamn weed wackers and I mean the pressure I feel in my cat so I don't do anything like if someone's spying on me I just don't do weird shit you know I don't say I don't talk about sucking vibrators like I really don't I don't do I mean I probably do do weird stuff that people would think was weird if they were spying on me because of my OCD but not really weird stuff like I feel like I live pretty normally and probably do what

everybody else is doing you know like I'm not sitting around like picking my nose and taking like 12 shits a day and like doing like weird stuff like I'm I'm just being like normal human you know um yeah oh you know what we you know what we didn't talk about is the glee actress that drown Naya Rivera yes we never talked about that rest in peace Maya because that is so sad um I don't I knew that they I know that they found it they found her body but the whole the whole situation was very weird to me because Lincoln is six and I would never get out on a boat with just me and him like I just wouldn't because I feel like if one I don't really know what I'm doing and two you know if something were to happen it's only me and him well I kind

of had that same thought of Jackson seven but first of all I don't know how to drive a boat um secondly I wouldn't trust myself in a big body of water just with my child because I'm a scared person anyway you know like I get right I get scared for whatever reason um I guess like the anxiety but I couldn't either but was she used to going on the water which was this something that was like a normal occurrence um I don't know and then I saw so many different like conspiracy things that were posted and then like stuff that was faulty with the video footage of her going from her car to the boat ramp and how she was wearing one thing and then um in the footage they sure were wearing something else but she she was like never the footage never stopped like for

her to change so how could she have been wearing two different things I mean there were so many different things that I saw that were like conspiracy related um how another actor passed away like almost exactly a year prior to her and you know they were people conspiracy theorists were saying that there was some correlation there I'm just so confused well I I know a bunch of or a couple of glee cast members have passed away mysteriously I just I'm confused by her not wearing her life jacket and then I read one where the little boy had said that she had gotten in the water and never came back and so he was on the boat for like three or four hours by himself before someone noticed and then um another one I read that she gave him a boost

back up onto the boat and then she never came back up on the boat so um did she drown was it a suicide like I I just couldn't imagine like as a mother if she was in a place of doing something like that why the thought I don't think it was a suicide like I really don't because I'm just thinking of it as from a mother's perspective to take your child out onto a body of water and know that nobody else is there to take care of him while he's on a boat and then for her to do something like that that would be very selfish and then for him to have right those memories so I couldn't even imagine that being the case you know like if she was going to do that why wouldn't you do it when he was with his dad or you know something like that at his right

right maybe it really was an accident there was so many different things that I saw that said it was a common occurrence that there was these um like I don't know like about water but how there had been like many drownings there before and that the water at that time of the day was rough or whatever so I don't know if it was like a current or what it was that that happened but to me I'm just like anything water related can happen so fast and I think that people don't really understand the severity of how dangerous water truly can be and I have Jackson in swim swim lessons he's a great swimmer but he's not um a professional swimmer and he's not a soup like he's a strong swimmer for his age but if something like that happened he wouldn't

he wouldn't be able to get himself out so for emergency situations I'm gonna probably have him in swim lessons until he's 18 years old because I think that it's so important water deaths or I think that would be like the worst way to die to drown yeah water is really water is really scary I have um I've talked about it before but I have around the pool I have a fence with the with a lock thing that lux can't reach and then I also have the alarms on the doors um lux is too and he can swim without a life jacket believe it or not but only because I've exposed him to the water but I also would never I still wouldn't get in the water with just me and lux or just me and Lincoln um I just wouldn't it's just for me it always wants to go in the water like without a

life jacket like in the lake and stuff and it's like no like in your yeah it's not worth it yeah but not in the water like I wouldn't know I wouldn't let like lux swim without a life jacket in a pool or uh not in a pool I would let him do it in the pool because I'm home and I'm here but um in a lake or a river or an ocean like that's a hard pass for me I think in your situation because it's contained like in your yard and all eyes are on him so he needs to learn to swim without a life jacket but in a body a large body of water that you can't see the bottom of and you don't know what could happen like literally anything could happen so for me I'm like nope you're wearing a life jacket and I I tell him I'm like it's the law like you will get arrested

that's actually a good way to like make sure he keeps it on yeah I'm like you do realize and like every time the boat passes it's like the police boat or whatever I'm like that's the police and he's checking everybody to see if they have life jackets and he's like yeah but like all parents aren't wearing them all the time and I'm like yeah but all kids have to be like it is the law but yeah that's perfect it's so sad that that whole situation was so sad and then all the conspiracy so if you guys have followed that and you know like or have looked into it anymore than what we have then please like call and leave a message um I know that I keep saying to call and leave a message it's just because the DMs are so overwhelming like I we love getting them

but sometimes everybody sends like the same stuff a lot of times and so it's just better to just like hear y'all's voice if you have something to say and then it's easy for me to go through the voicemails and just write down you know like oh okay you know this is this is what people want to hear it's just easier that way than trying to like filter through hundreds and hundreds of messages um but anyway well you know what I was kind of hoping that you would go into labor on the podcast and you would be like oh I knew you were gonna say I knew you were gonna say that and I thought the exact same thing like he moved a little bit and it put a lot of pressure down there and I was like oh wow like imagine I'm like hey Lindsay I

gotta go like I'm in labor like could you imagine I can't but also I can like I was seriously thinking okay Kale's gonna get comfortable in her bed with the mic and her water's gonna break like I really thought that was gonna happen oh my god that would be honest that would be iconic yeah epic that's the word I was looking for that would be really really amazing um so maybe we just podcast every day for the rest of the week and hope that something like that happens I'm totally kidding oh my god well Kale I'm gonna be praying for you and um your olive oil and your honey and I don't know what the hell you're gonna do with those items but um I'm already traumatized so bad that I'm just like I don't I don't want to know any more information um but I'm gonna be

praying for Friday and Saturday or Saturday delivery and I know that we won't hear from you next week um but you'll be back in like two or three weeks so yes I will be back and it's all updated I definitely will have a baby by next week there's no doubt about that so thank you Lindsay and I hope that you have an amazing time podcasting without me I will still be listening so don't talk shit well I wouldn't talk shit well I might say like a couple things but okay fine that's fine all right guys well that's all we have time for today if you have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast on Instagram follow us over there for all updates and new episode releases and if you have not subscribed to us you can do that by searching the purple podcast

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