Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 120: Bedtime Routines, Homeschool Apps, and Food Preferences

Episode Date: September 3, 2020

This week Kail and Lindsie have a lot to discuss, and thankfully Lindsie's microphone issues have been resolved! Lindsie has some new protocols for her house's bedtime routine, and her son noticed a familiar face on TV while getting ready for bed. Who could it be? As home learning gets underway Kail and Lindsie have a lot to say about all the apps their kids need to be using for school. How many is too many, and how are the kids adjusting? And sometimes off-brand foods just don't live up too their name-brand counterparts, and Kail and Lindsie have some opinions on that. All this, plus some drama and news in between, on this week's episode of Coffee Convos.  This episode was sponsored by: Truvani Have a question you want answered? Want to give Kail and Lindsie a call? Leave them a message at ?(609)-316-0060?. Music by Nathaniel Wyvern. Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License.

Hey guys, welcome to another episode of Copy Combo's podcast and I want to tell you that the sleep deprivation is so real. Oh my god, first of all, hello. Hey, how are you? I could not even remember if we hit the record button twice or not because I've been so sleep deprived. It's not even funny. Are you zombie status at this point?

Oh, 100%. And I don't know what's harder. I don't know what's harder, staying up at night, staying awake through feedings or trying to function the next day after being awake all night. You know, as much as I want another child, I don't envy the sleep deprivation at this moment. You know? I mean, yeah.

It's so worth it. It's not just morning, but it's also the beginning month. And it's a season, you know? Yeah, exactly. That's what I was about to say next was just the beginning is so, so, so rough. But you know, we're going to push on through. So wait, first of all, you've been posting like whenever you wake up on Instagram. Yeah.

And so in the morning, whenever I wake up, I'm like, first of all, I just want to know how many clicks I'm going to click through to see how many times he was up that night, you know, usually like three or four, if we go to bed at midnight. So if I go to bed earlier, then obviously he's waking up more, but it's really weird because I know that a lot of people or like online, if you read, it says like for every ounce of breast milk or formula that they drink, supposedly they're supposed to sleep an hour. So one ounce, one hour.

He's up to around like four ounces, and he still only sleeps for two hours at a time. But do you think that he's maybe not getting enough like he's still hungry? No, like the four, four ish ounces, like three between three and four seems to be pretty satisfying for him. But the sleep just won't. It's every two hours. I mean, he's still eating every two hours and he's still only sleeping for like, I mean, I had maybe a two and a half, three hour stretch, maybe one or two times.

So people were recommending me to follow at taking care of babies and on Instagram. So I'm gonna pay the $75 to figure out the sleep thing because I noticed that he sleeps so hard and so much more soundly in the morning and like the early day than he does in the evening and at night. So I think his schedule is just like completely backwards. Wait, so this actually brings us to a really good point because I have a couple of girlfriends who also just had babies and they hired, I don't know what you call them, like a sleep consultant.

Yeah. And they're getting relieved one night a week when the sleep consultant comes in. And so maybe that's something for you to look into. I don't know how much it even costs or like anything like that, but I know that they're raving about the babies just like being on a consistent, like great schedule and that they're sleeping really well and it's nice to have like that one night knowing that you're going to bed each week and you're not being like your sleep is not interrupted. So maybe that's something you can look at, like look into.

I mean, I definitely, for sure, 100% I think just like going off of this whole topic. I'm fully aware that newborns wake up very often in the night. Like I'm very aware of that I'm not, this is my fourth child, I know this is not new to me. However, I think so much has changed since my first baby. And so I think there's a lot more studies done on baby sleeping and I think there's a lot more resources available or resources now available because of social media that we didn't know about before.

We didn't know how to get in touch with someone before. And so I do think it's really cool that people are like using sleep consultants or night nurses is something else that someone has brought to my attention, which I think is really cool because I mean motherhood is fricking hard and single motherhood is harder. I don't know because I felt pretty alone in times where I actually had a partner and I was taking care of a newborn and I almost think that's harder than like being on my own only for the simple fact that like now that I'm a single mom, well, now I've always been a single mom really.

It's like there's no other options. So there's no resentment, like I'm not resenting somebody, you know what I mean? Not helping me. So but yeah, I definitely want to I emailed to sleep consultants that were recommended to me and then I do want to take the it's like $75 on that Instagram. She has a class and she she's the wife of a pediatrician and she's a I want to say a NICU or Neo-Natal nurse, one of them. So I definitely trust like that she probably knows what she's talking about.

So I'm definitely going to do that and try to get on a schedule. I did reach out to Javi because I remember when they when him and Lauren had Eli vaguely mentioning that they had used like us. I don't know if it's like a sleep trainer or sleep consultant to get Eli on a schedule. So I was asking him for the information on that. So we'll see how it goes. I'll keep you guys posted. Yeah.

Well, first of all, I don't want you to feel like a guinea pig or like it's coming off like it's a guinea pig, but I'm kind of excited that you're doing this like right before me so that you can tell me all of the things that yes, yes, yeah, it's just so different because I mean Jackson's seven almost eight and I know that you feel like it's completely different than when you had Isaac and I think just being more invested now and like more settled into work schedules and then you have schedules, you know, with other little ones and I have a schedule with Jackson. So I know it'll be like different challenges, I guess.

So I want to be fully prepared so I don't lose my mind. I think it's hard whether you whether it's, you know, there's a huge age gap or whether it's a really small age gap. And it's definitely there's all kinds of challenges, they're just different. You know what I mean? For sure. Well, okay, I need to address the fact that I think that my mic is fixed so good. So we had calls or we'll kill was supposed to have a call but then of course like new

mom life again. So I had a call and I'm going through the whole process of, you know, this new equipment and I will say that that our equipment is pretty different than our old equipment. And so trying to figure out it's like getting a new phone, I guess, or like going from an Android to an iPhone is how I would think about it or like an iPhone to an Android. Like it's totally different. So apparently what was going on is this whole time my actual mic stand and the mic that I have been talking into has been a prop basically.

So it wasn't working at all. And the little speakers that are on the actual device, the recorder has been what's been picking up my sound, but I've been trying to keep it far away because I didn't want it to have interference with our phones because our old equipment, if the phone was too close to the equipment, it would interfere with it. So evidently that's what was making me sound like that. So hopefully fingers crossed that when this comes out that it is fixed and I don't get bitched at anymore.

I'm pretty sure that my microphone is also a prop. So I just hold both, but I will, I'm still going to call Lauren. I should still call her and figure out what the heck is going on because when I talk into the regular mic with that has the mic stand, it doesn't pick up anything on the recorder. But she seems to think I don't have the same problem as you. However, I don't know. I think that you do. I do too.

I definitely do too. And this is what I'm thinking is going on. So I think that because you're holding the recorder like up to your mouth and then you're talking also into the mic, I think because your levels were set lower than mine, that's why yours isn't as big of an issue, but we shall see. We shall see. Yes, we shall see. In other news, Jackson, I was putting him to bed last night and our routine is basically

he comes upstairs, he brushes his teeth, I make him go to the bathroom and I don't know if anybody else that is listening has kids that use every excuse in the book to come out of their room after they've been laid to sleep for the night. But Jackson uses every excuse like it'll be something so random like I forgot that I left my socks on the floor in the bathroom and I need to put them in the hamper and it's like any other time he wouldn't be thinking about stuff like that, right? But it's like just the excuse to come out of the room. So now it's strict policy.

You brush your teeth, you flush your teeth, you do listerine, you pee, you flush the toilet, you get in your room, you literally have no excuse to come out. So he's brushing his teeth last night and I'm brushing my teeth in my bathroom and in the meantime, I have turned on my TV, started taking my pillows off my bed, getting ready to basically just lay in silence and I turn on my DVR and go to teen mom and it's like the flashback of last season, like I guess like all of the recaps or whatever and Jackson stops dead in his tracks and he's like, mom, that is kale right there on the TV. Can I sleep in here with you and have a sleepover and watch this and I'm like, no, no, like

no, no, no, no. Because he sees kale as like this perfect person. Like I don't even, I don't even know. Absolutely not. He does. Jackson, you know what? I love him and I should send him a toy or a gift for that because I truly, that's the type of energy I need.

That's what you need in your life and so I'm like, for that reason, who the hell knows what's going to come up on teen mom. So immediately when he said that, I just pressed, you know, the pause button and it's like a pause of kale with like all of her kids looking like a zoo and Jackson's like, that's kale and all of her kids and I'm like, yep, you're just going to watch it on pause until I get you to bed and then, and then we'll turn it on. But yeah, so you've been super busy this week with like, well, the past two weeks, I guess with like all teen mom press and stuff.

Yeah. So I definitely, the one day I had like a full press day, I did, I don't know, 10 interviews literally back to back to back to back to back. So I was like, oh, wow, like this is a lot. And a lot of the times are the same freaking questions. And so yeah, I'm like, why don't you guys like set this up differently, honestly, either collab or like send me the list of questions and I will literally just send out an email blast because for me to be on the phone for two or three hours doing the same questions

was really frustrating. But you know, I'm thankful I got to, you know, at least say what I wanted to say. So that was the positive side of it. I always get nervous when teen mom two airs because I never know how they're going to edit it. And between like COVID and everything else, I don't even remember like when the season that's airing started filming. So I was like, what the hell, where, where are we going to start this season at?

You know what I mean? Well, I was trying to think like when you were in San Diego before you found out that you were pregnant, was that last season? No, that was this coming season. So they're going to play that at some point in the season? Yes, because the episode that aired last night, yes. So I was not pregnant. I don't think at all.

Like I wasn't even pregnant. I don't think. We are unsure because I mean, at the end of the day, they have to edit it so it makes sense to the viewers. And so I don't actually know if it was filmed in chronological order. Do you know what I'm saying? So I know that sounds crazy, but like, I can already tell you it wasn't just based off of what I know.

It wasn't like the way that they're piecing it will not be chronological. No, it definitely won't because I know for a fact that the whole episode on my segment was about the text messages that I was getting about Chris potentially getting someone else pregnant. And I know for a fact that the initial very first like one or two messages, I know that those were not while I was pregnant. But then I started getting them, more of them, when I was like, still not announcing that I was pregnant, but I was pregnant.

But you were pregnant. Yeah. Yeah. So I know that it started when I wasn't pregnant. And supposedly the girl was due before me. So then that makes sense. But there's no baby. As far as I know, there's no baby.

I would not be surprised if there was another baby like coming soon from him like in the future. But as of right now, I'm not aware of an actual baby that was born. You mean with you? No. Hell no. You're like, I'm not even sleeping. No.

No. So I thought the episode was pretty good though. And I really liked, I don't know. I liked the change up of like the format and just, it just looked different and it was refreshing. I liked it. Yeah. I definitely have to say that I was very pleasantly surprised by even just like everyone's segment.

And I did like the new like graphics. I felt like they're a little bit more mature. And I like that they put like instead of the one picture where it says like Kailin, it has me with like my podcast equipment because I feel like that's like them actually acknowledging the fact that I do other things. And then I saw like on Chelsea's, it had like her little boutique stuff in one of her pictures. And so I just really appreciate that this time around. And I want to know thoughts on like the video diaries because that's new also.

Well, first of all, to your first point, I think that it's really nice, the fact that teen mom is now acknowledging of all like evolvement of yeah, whatever, like, yes, whatever direction you're moving in your life that, you know, you guys are approaching 30 years old. So to be able to show that you have other businesses and other things going on along with all the chaos of the mom life, I think that, you know, to be able to show a more whole picture will make the show even, even greater than what, you know, it has been in the past.

So 100%. I did like that. I think like the video diaries for the main, like the main purpose that I liked them was I felt like they were just honest and raw and I liked that part of it. Yeah, it's like more authentic than voiceovers because voiceovers are not, we don't, we don't write those. Those are not, those are written for us. And so I actually give, I probably, if I had to guess, give the most pushback on those

because I just, if I don't agree with what is written at this point, I'll fight back and be like, I would never say this or can we say this instead where like the first eight years I would just read what was written even if it wasn't necessarily accurate. So I like the video diaries a lot better because they're just more authentic. Well, I thought, I thought it was great and I did want to touch on Chelsea segment of the break in like, I can tell you right now, if somebody broke into my house and I had to go to the police station to identify items that belong to me, not knowing what my items had like mentally been through.

Right. I don't know how I'd feel about that. Like, I don't know that I would want to see them. A similar situation happened to me in 2016 and Javi was deployed and they stole my wallet, my, they stole pretty much everything out of my car in my driveway, except for the box of type, except for the box of diapers. And the police officer called me and he was like, I've said this before, I talked about this before in the podcast, when they finally arrested the people, she's the, the woman

still had my wallet, my Louis Vuitton wallet and I don't think you've ever talked about this on the podcast. Really? Yeah, I don't think so. Wow. Okay. Well, I thought I did for some reason. Long story short, it was like, okay, closure that they, that they got the people because

they, they did it to more than just me, but then it was also frustrating because I felt like, I don't know, like watching the, watching what Chelsea went through, I definitely understand like she probably would have as, as scary as it is, she probably would have felt closure and like putting it behind her. Like I kind of felt like that when they finally arrested the people and I knew that they had my wallet and so that it was definitely the right people that, that did it to me. So I feel like she could have gotten closure and like, could have moved on, but positive side, she's moving, she's building a house and hopefully no one will find where she lives

because it's probably in the middle of nowhere. You know what I mean? Well, exactly. And I'm just, I'm kind of with you on that. If somebody did break into my house and there were things that were missing and I got a call like that, I would almost hope that some of the stuff was mine so that I could feel comfortable knowing that that person was caught. Like, you know what I mean?

Like knowing that they know who the person is rather than like wondering who it is. Agreed. Agreed. Um, so can you tell me what's going on with your other kids because I feel like I have been doing school with Jackson for so long and you still haven't started. Like how is this, how is this possible? My kids start on the eighth and I'm pretty nervous actually because I just don't, I'm, all my friends are not really thrilled with the whole thing.

My friend sent me a video of all the apps that her eight year old daughter has to use to like get her schoolwork done. And I just feel like using, you know, 15 apps on the computer or Chromebook or whatever you guys are using is not ideal or simple or anything. So it just sounds super complicated and like I may or may not get frustrated. Well, I will say that, okay, how Jackson's is set up is they have a links and resources tab off of like the main app or whatever you want to call it system that they use. And so everything is linked in there, so you just kind of like click on that.

And then it shows, you know, whatever you need to get to, however, it is a lot of clicking around. And that's what I was talking about, um, on previous episodes of clicking around and your kids, um, happen to really know how to open other tabs so that they can have the meeting open and then like the other thing is just, I don't know, like some days can be so frustrating. And honestly, today was one of those days that I feel like he had, um, more work than the time was allotted. So there's still, you know, like some of the work from today, which she did give them two

days on certain assignments that were issued today. So that's good, but I'm such a stickler when it comes to school. So if he gets assigned something, I'm like, okay, let's go ahead and get it done because I don't know how you feel about it. And I know that with multiple kids, it would be even harder, but I'm like, okay, we probably just need to go ahead and get this done because I don't know what's going to be assigned tomorrow. And then I don't want that to like flow over and then it'd be like, uh, crazy, like Friday or something.

Like I hate for my Fridays to be crazy. That's like the wind down day. And I'm like, okay, you know, I, I've made it through the week and we have survived. I feel the same way for different reasons. Like when, if my kids have to do something right now and just, I'm the same way with my work too, though, I'd rather just get it done right now. Not because I don't want my Fridays to be crazy or for the work to overflow, but I'm afraid of forgetting to do the work the next day or later the day later in the day.

So especially like when my kids come home from school or something, they do their homework right away. Like we're not going to wait until after dinner or after bath or after showers. Like no, because by then we'll probably forget. We don't know what else could come up. Like let's just get it done right now and be done with it. I feel that exact same way. When he was actually going to school, when Jackson comes home, first thing I do, unload

the backpack, look and see the discipline report, make sure I, you know, no grounding is about to happen or boys farm or, you know, whatever. And then see what the homework is, do snack homework, put everything away. And then I know it's done because life does get crazy and it's like you, and like I said, I only have one. So I can't even imagine with multiples like going from this sport to that sport to whatever it's like homework is going to be forgotten. Yeah.

Oh, a hundred percent. Are you run out of time? I remember back when the boys were doing basketball and they were doing it in two different towns at the exact same time on the exact same day. And so I was actually sending Lincoln with one of the school teachers whose son was on his team, you know, and then I would take Isaac. But by time, you know what I mean? Like they have, there's no way if that ran over, if we were running late, we still had

to eat dinner. We still had to do baths. Like they're, no, we're not doing homework at eight, nine o'clock at night. And then no, that's not, that's not a thing, but I'm, I'm curious to see how this goes. And I'm curious to see what works for Joe and Javi at their house versus my house. And if we're going to be able to like work together at all, or if we're all just going to be frustrated and confused. I do hope that whatever you're doing at your house is consistent with whatever they were

doing at their dad's house, just because it'll make it more predictable for them. Yeah, for sure. Because I did notice like Jackson's last class of the day is math. And so normally I let him bring his laptop and his math book downstairs and let him work on that while I'm fixing him lunch. So then this week, for whatever reason, I was letting him do math upstairs in his little office instead of downstairs. And he kind of like got out of sorts.

He's like, I don't do math here. Like I do math downstairs while you make my lunch. So I don't know. I'm a firm believer that kids work better routine, do you know? Like they know what to expect and it's just, I don't know, it just works for us. But I'm going to be praying for you, Kale, because I know you're going to get frustrated. Thanks. Like listen to these parents or like great parents, like not muting their mics or like

unmuting themselves to ask the same question that they asked six other times. It's like, can you do less? That would be awesome. Well, that's what that also like just goes to show with all the app thing, all the apps that I was just talking about. Like stop making it more complicated than it needs to be. Use one or two fricking apps and call it a day. Like there's no reason why you need to use 12 different apps when you don't know who's

helping the child at home. You don't know for sure it could very well be a grandmother or an older parent who doesn't like even me. I'm 28 and I truly hate like I still handwrite my list. I still handwrite, you know, my papers or documents that I need to type up because I just that's just where I'm at. I prefer not to do like shit on my phone, like typing and stuff like that emails. I'd rather do from a computer, but like I need to like focus.

I just, you don't know who's helping the child. So why are we using 22 different fricking devices and apps and this and that and the third? Like stop that. Make it, you're making it more complicated not only for the kid, but for yourself as a teacher. Oh, I know. And you know, you don't also know what they are strapped to by the district.

So if what I have noticed is some of the things are coming directly from the county, like specific assignments. And so the teacher might not want to do that, but if it's county mandated, then they have to administer it. So then there's, you know, like that whole obstacle as well. So it's just like, you know what? We should all just be, if you don't believe in praying, if you just want to say good thoughts about people, you just want to send good vibes, you just want to do whatever like we could

all use those because like I sent Kale before we got on this recording, my mind is blown like, like literally out of my head. I don't even have a mind anymore. Um, anyway, moving on from that, I want to say a message that we got on the Instagram page. It was funny. This mom says, I'm dying at boys farm. My sister tells my nephew that he's going to join the Marines and has shown them videos

of Marine training, nothing graphic, but the kids think like the kid thinks that their Marines are coming to pick him up like three times a week. But then here's my thought on that. Um, if he, if they think that if he thinks that they're coming three times a week, then obviously the threats are not working. That was my thoughts about the message. I was like, listen, I only have to do boys farm. That's like a quarterly thing.

You know what I mean? Like once I've, I've done that. But three times a week sounds like, um, the threats not working and now you're just scaring him of, of military. Like I don't know that that's, that's probably not, like I threatened my kids one, one or two times about going away to school. Kale.

What? What boarding school are they going to? Does it happen? I didn't know. I didn't have, I just called it boarding school. That's all I said. And I was like, see that building right there. And it was like, it looked like, um, it was actually a hotel.

Um, I was like, that right there, that's where they, they have bunks. You guys aren't going to be able to see each other. Like it was just, and I only had to do that once or twice, but like if you're doing it all the time, those become empty. It's like when you're constantly threatening your child to, you know, take away, you're not going to the birthday party or you're not going to have the game or you're not going to get to go do this or that. And then you don't hold true to it.

You know what I mean? Like you shouldn't threaten them multiple times a week. You know what I mean? Then it's not working. We got to try something else. I don't expect it. Whoever wrote in, I'm just saying like, maybe we all have to try something new. No.

I mean, this is, this is our podcast. So it's our thoughts, but I'm kind of on that same page with it. You know, well, first of all, I don't threaten with like actual real people and not even a real place. Like the place that I have made up is boys farm. Like that doesn't even exist. And Sandy don't even know who that bitch is like made her up, but, um, somebody did write in and was like, you shouldn't be threatening with boys and girls club.

First of all, I wasn't threatening with boys and girls club. I said, I saw boys and girls club on the side of the road as I was driving to the jail and they had vans in front of there. So I pulled into the boys and girls club. I never even mentioned anything about boys and girls club. I pulled into the parking lot boys and girls club saw the vans and was like, that's the vans that like take you to boys farm. So I don't know.

Sometimes people try to read too much into stuff and I'm just like, okay, don't like try to dive too deep. Like it really wasn't that deep of a thought for me, honestly. Like I don't, I don't think that deep, um, if we're, if we're being honest, I just don't. Um, okay, this is weird, but I've got to mention it. Um, I'm scrolling on Twitter and I mean, you know, click bait, it gets us all. Like sometimes I'll see something and I'm like, hmm, I need to click on that and see what it is.

You know? Yeah. I've been a victim of click bait. And so I see like MTV teen mom star and I'm like, what? So it says MTV teen mom star busted for child porn and I'm like, yeah. What the hell? Yes. I saw that.

So I click on it and okay, I don't think it was fair to put teen mom on there because just because you weren't 16 and pregnant doesn't mean that you're like teen mom, right? Right, right. So it says that she's a mom of three and she was charged with possession of viewing material portraying sexual performance of a minor, um, shows like the mug shot and whatever. But then as I was reading about this, it had your name in there too that she was like on your season. Yes, she was.

I actually have, yeah, I have, I have a picture with her. So wait, like, do you know any information about this? I didn't know about it until I saw it also on click bait and I was reading and I know that her name is Lori and she was adopted. Um, that was like the adoption story of my season of 16 and pregnant, which is 16 and pregnant season two. And I want to say she was like a couple of episodes before mine, maybe even the one right before, um, and she, she was adopted herself and then she gave up her first child.

She placed her child for adoption and then I guess she went on to have more. I actually was friends with her on Facebook and as soon as I saw that article, I quickly went on Facebook and like looked her up on my friends list and it said, you're still friends with Lori. It was like, she deactivated her Facebook. If she reactivates it, you guys will still be friends. And then, um, I actually went on my old Myspace to look for something else and I came across a picture of us.

I'm going to send it. I'm going to text it to you right now. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I literally have the chills like I, that's really disturbing. And I read somewhere, I don't know how true it is, um, that she was under an under investigation for about a year prior to being arrested. Actually what I read it said that the contents of her digital devices, like the investigation

of them started as early as March. So, um, I don't know, like it was some type of, um, state or whatever, maybe county like investigation of this type of thing and that they had been like viewing her stuff that she was viewing or whatever since March. So I don't know if that's how she was busted. How did, um, people get caught looking at stuff like that? Like how does that work? I don't know.

Like they just monitor like people's phones. So it says that, um, the investigation started when a tip came into the Kentucky state police internet crimes against children's task force. It says the task force learned that someone, the one time teen mom from MTV show, um, had uploaded child porn to a Dropbox account. So are she serious? So I don't know, you know, like, I don't want to say like all of this is factual because I'm literally reading this from click bait.

However, I'm pretty sure that all of this came from police report as well. So yeah. And I'm just like, I want more details. Like with all of the things that are going on in the world, it's like, I'm uber sensitive now when I see stuff like that, I'm like, Oh wow, like I want to know how deep that was or like what was going on. That's like super, super, super disturbing. And I hope, I mean, I just, I need to never be, I need to reach out to that publication

because I don't want to even be named in that article. That's like really, really upsetting. Yeah. I mean, seriously, because it said, um, your name and then who else was on your season? Because it named Chelsea, everyone was on my season. Yeah. Oh, so you, Leah, Chelsea, we're all on the same 16th pregnant season. Yes.

Oh, wow. I'm pretty sure it only named you and Chelsea. The one that I saw. Okay. Well, I'm going to do whatever I need to do to get out of that article because I don't want to be associated with that at all. Like that's just not something that I want to be named in. Um, can we also talk about, this is weird, but like every so often I'll get on Instagram

and I will have notifications where like Tracy Barbies cussing me out. And I don't even know who, Tracy Barbie is. Like I don't, and why is she cussing me out? She's the girl from Catfish. We told, we talked about her before. But why is she cussing me out? Like what did you do to this girl that she hates me? I didn't do anything to this girl.

Like nothing. Nothing. I didn't, I didn't do anything. I don't know. Okay. Let me look her up. Is she on, is she on Instagram right now? Tracy Barbie.

I don't know. Like sometimes she will be there and sometimes she's not, but please keep me posted if you've seen any crazy stuff. Like she will legitimately be posting stuff. Like when she starts commenting crazy stuff on my page, I'm like, okay, I need to go check out like what Tracy Barbies doing and it'll be like her on this date with a camera in some guy's face and she's like calling him a scrub and how, you know, like she's so famous and how she has like this mansion and all of this stuff.

And then like next videos will be like, I really need money for tampons. And I'm like, what? Like I'm, I'm so confused by Tracy Barbie. I mean one account that she has has like 14,000 followers and then there's like several fake accounts of her. So I don't know. We're concerned. That's, that's all I know.

Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. How is only fans going? Cause everybody is messaging asking how many feet picks you have up play. I don't have any feet picks up. I actually like can't stay consistent with it. Like I don't, I literally like forget to log in.

I just, there, I have 45 messages of people requesting things from me and I just don't feel comfortable sending like cat picks. Like I'm just like not, I'm just like not into it. Kale. Yeah. It's just one of those things. I'm just not, I can't do it. I can't.

Okay. Here's my next question because I'm very interested in like the only fans world. Not because I'm going to do it just because I'm interested in the shenanigans that like goes on, but let's say you did send somebody a pic like that. Can they screenshot it like? It's illegal. If they do, they can, they're facing, they could face charges. Oh my God.

Are you serious? Yeah. So, but like how long do they get to see the photo? I think it's like forever. Like I think that's like, and how would you know if they like took a picture of it and sent it to somebody? Well if it leaks, I mean they're fricking stupid. True.

Like this is true. And then Will and I were sitting over the weekend and Will's like, did you hear about Bella Thorne? And I'm like, what? And he said, yeah, Bella Thorne was like, like accused of scamming fans and like ruining only fans or whatever. And I was like, oh Kale's on only fans. Like maybe I can ask Kale about it and I texted her and she's like, what are you talking about?

So apparently did you, did you read what I sent you? I didn't read all of it. No. I mean I did read like skim through it, but so did she not post like nude pictures and then people were pissed? Yeah. So I think it was like definitely like not safe for work, but not like nudes, you know? Yeah.

Like nudes either and I've just posted like pictures that I was clothed in and so I did get a couple of messages that were like, this is a rip off, but I'm like, you're, you are assuming that these are just naked pictures. You know what I mean? Like that's your own fault. You can't call it a scam then. Well, true. And it's like, you know what?

You're the one taking, first of all, you're the one viewing on only fans. So that tells me enough. Obviously, you don't get to dictate what I'm posting and if you fall for the clickbait, then you know, maybe it is clickbait. Maybe it's not like click to see, you know, right? It's a risk that, you know, obviously you have to be willing to take, but then will was making me laugh so hard. So first of all, back to the Bella Thorne thing, supposedly in one week, she made $2

million on only fans. Good for her. I don't hate on her like good for her. Exactly. And like, you know what? First of all, if I could make $2 million on only fans, like we need to talk about what I would be allowed to post, you know, like first of all, just kidding. But it was a thought and a conversation that Will and I had that didn't go so well.

So anyway, we don't need to talk about that. I don't want to talk about sad stuff or mad stuff. However, $2 million in one week. And I'm like, oh, wow, so then only fans like went and changed their guidelines or something like that where you couldn't charge like $200 or something. I don't know. It was, it was insane anyway. I think everybody should keep requesting feet pics from Kale.

I think it's funny and you know, just funny. Thank you. I appreciate that. I really do. And then Will was literally making me hysterically, I was actually crying, laughing so hard. He said, Will's like an obsessive Barstool fan. And so he listens to some like Barstool podcast or something. And he was talking about how this one guy had size 14 wide feet and he had been posting

on only fans or whatever. And they were making fun of him on the show. And he was like, well, I'm kind of off of it or whatever, because some like other foot person tried to like get me to collab with them or whatever. And it gave me like the heebie-jeebies. So then I just like got off of it. So I don't know. Maybe like there's a lot of fetish stuff going on there.

Oh, I'm sure for sure. But like collaborations, like please tell me what that would look like like two people's feet. And first of all, who's looking at a man's like 14 wide foot and like is obsessed with that. That's weird. I mean, do you remember the true life episode on MTV was there was like a foot fetish episode. Do you remember that?

Yeah, I remember like all the true lives. So obviously that's definitely a thing. I just I don't have like any type of fetish I feel like I don't we've talked about this before. Like I don't have like a weird, like I don't do weird things. So like I don't also have any fetishes kill you do do weird things. No, I don't. Yes, you you say you're not weird, but you're freaking weird.

What do I do? You just are weird. Like fine. I've seen you order room service and like some of the stuff that you order. I'm just like, like what weird, um, like who orders a smoothie from room service. Like that's weird. Well, you know what I did? I actually made a smoothie with, um, Trubani protein powder because I'm back on my health

kick now and I'm trying to lose 50 pounds. So I've been working on that. And then you sent me the pic. You sent me the pic. Yeah. And I was trying to help you out. It is good. And you know what?

I never thought of putting peanut butter in my smoothies. Like that was just never an ingredient that crossed my mind. I've been doing that for a while. Really? Yep. And they have power. Oh, I'm late. But I prefer creamy.

Oh, I'm late to the game. Yeah. I just put it in like regular GIF. GIF. I love some GIF. Um, Will sometimes tries to bring in like off brand. Haven't we talked about this on the podcast before? Off brand?

I don't think so. Or like store brand, I guess is what it's called. Like he'll go to the store and he's like, Oh, Kroger creamy peanut butter. This is $2 cheaper. So I'm going to get this. And then he comes home and it's literally like, I tell him every single time, like you're not allowed to go to Kroger or Publix anymore, like Walmart anymore, wherever he's gone to get it.

It's like, don't you know that like there are specific brands that you just don't venture from, right? Like, yeah, like GIF creamy. If you bring anything else into this house, absolute trash, like not interested absolute trash. Don't bring any other mayo in this house unless it's Hellman's like it's freaking weird. There's a reason that a lot of recipes call for Hellman's mayonnaise because it's good. Like why are you trying to buy some like janky off brand mayo?

Like stop being cheap. Does this bother anybody else? Some brands I don't care, um, but definitely like mayo and peanut butter. Um, I'm like, I'll eat like skippy peanut butter or GIF, um, or is it called Jiffy or Jiff? I think it's like Jiff, but I'll eat Skippy too. Um, I also love Justin's peanut butter, um, which is like not like regular. Yeah.

I like it. I like that too. But not like on a PB and J. Um, no, probably not. I'm definitely going to go like a smooth, creamy, like Jiff on a PBJ. Yeah, for sure. Um, otherwise I'm probably not going to eat one. So get out, get out.

I can't really have PB and J's right now, but like maybe in the future. So wait, can we talk about if you had to choose, would you choose crunchy or creamy? Um, on like, well, it depends on, it depends. Like I can't do that. Like that's not allowed. Yeah. If I'm in the mood for a crunchy peanut butter sandwich, I'll definitely peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'll do that. But like in like other things, like I wouldn't put like crunchy peanut butter in my smoothie. Like that would be weird. No, like crunchy is weird altogether. It's like, I feel like what if I was eating a spider? What? Because they say that like, don't they say that peanut butter has like insects in it or something, um, I think all foods do that's all processed things probably have food in

them. I mean, spiders in them, but I specifically think about it with peanut butter. So I'm like, if I was going to eat crunchy peanut butter, that's what I would be thinking about. Like I'm eating a body of a spider. Got it. Okay. Well, hopefully or not.

Yeah. That's really disturbing. And I don't want to have those thoughts. Um, while we're on the topic of food. Somebody keeps writing in telling us that we need to call it coffee combos cooks. Oh, I saw that. And I loved it. I thought that was really catchy.

And you know what, I'm just really thankful for you guys because you can be the brains and we can be the dummies who do it. Test dummies. Yeah. For sure. I'm excited though. I think when we get together next, we should really, um, I want to try your chicken Lynn because I've never even heard of it until you brought it up chicken Lynn.

I haven't made that in a minute. I'm going to make that this week. Thanks. I have never even heard of that until I met you. So I'm excited to do that one. And I definitely will do the cream cheese spaghetti one. And I think that would be good for like our first like coffee combos cooks. Yeah.

That would be so good. Hey, should we make a roast? What if we just like, what if we just got a bunch of crock pots and just made a bunch of crock pot shit? And then who's going to eat it all because I'm on diet. And then we came back eight hours later and it was like, everything was done. Dump. It's like a kale and Lindsay coffee combos, cooks, crock pots, crock, crock luck, crock

luck. Yes. Yes. Pot luck. Why do they call it a pot luck? Oh, because you use your pots. Pots. Yeah.

I think we're, I'm so dumb. I don't know why people listen to me. I don't know. I think it's funny. I think it's really funny. Someone help me. In fact, I think that's exactly what we're going to do, but I can't bring crock pots on a plane.

So should we borrow crock pots from a lot of people who have crock pots? Oh yeah, for sure. We should do that. You know people who have crock pots. I mean, I have one that could be trusty. We need several. Yeah, for sure. For sure.

We need several. Kristin might have some crock pots. Oh, she definitely does. She cooks sometimes and her mom's a really good cook too. She does and her mom's a really good cook too. So I, she definitely has a crock pot. I have a crock pot, Natalie has a crock pot, like we're getting the crock pots going. Yeah, we're going to have the crock pots going because coffee convo is going to be

cooking and it's going to be so much fun. Y'all, I'm going to Philly literally to do coffee convo's cooks and tick tocks. We have to do a tick tock. That would be so fun. I'm hoping that Trump hasn't shut down tick tock by that point, but if he shuts it down afterwards, it's like, that's fine. We have our videos. It's fine.

Well, you know, Instagram has a new highlight called Instagram reels, which is the same thing as tick tock. So we could just always upload the tick tocks that we make to Instagram reels. I think that's exactly what we're going to do. Yeah, I agree. It's going to be so good in some of the videos that Kristin, we have a group text that Kayl never responds to sometime while she used to be very responsive in there. But then, you know, she's got like four kids.

So I have kids apparently or else you're doing something else because you're not responding to our funny like stuff that we're posting in there. And Kristen will send me funny tick tocks and she's like, you guys definitely have to do this. And I'll literally be like cackling at home and Kayl hasn't responded. And I'm like, but you better think this is funny because we're doing it. I don't even read some of it. Like I just literally get so overwhelmed.

I'm sorry. Just forgive me, please. I hate you for that. I'm sorry. I just get overwhelmed. I'm playing a tally mark for you. It's your first tally mark on my hate list. Okay, fine.

And it's Kayl does not read funny group text. It's rude. It's very rude. It is rude. I need to just like scroll through, catch up, reply. It's just very funny. Like it's, you know, it's so funny. And I wish that we could group text all of you guys like, what are that we can start

like a group chat, the app group chat or whatever. Yeah. I respond a lot in the, in our group, I guess it's like a group or like a fan page, whatever it is. And I respond in there a lot. Like on the Facebook thing. Yes. Facebook.

And we get a lot of love in there. Why can't I find pages on Facebook? It's so frustrating. And I asked them yesterday, I said, what are some of your favorite quotes from our podcast? Cause I'll put it on like the merch or whatever. And there's a whole thread of like people's favorite quotes from us. And like, to be honest, that's like an honor that we have quotes that people think are funny.

Y'all listen, I forgot to talk about this on the podcast. Someone thinks I'm funny. Someone really thinks I'm funny. One of our listeners, whoever you are, you have to be a super fan. And I really love you. I'm sorry guys. My, my robo vac is talking to me, telling me that her job's done. Um, anyway, the person has to be listening to this.

They must be a person who listens to every single week. A person got one of our quotes tattooed on them and sent me a picture of it. Okay. We need to go back into my thread. You need to post that on the feed or on our story because that's amazing. It's amazing. Like we did a new level of like coolness. Somebody got a tattoo of one of our quotes on their body for their whole life.

And I'm like, you know what? That's an honor. It is. It is really an honor. And listen, I was going to, you know, podcast from Will's office today. And do you know what he texts me? What did he text you? He was like, this is after I haven't seen him like been, you know, doing school, been

trying to get myself together. Cause I have a call after this for a project that I'm working on that you already know that like I was talking about doing this, but I haven't told anybody about doing this. And it's a project that I'm very excited about and it's probably going to take some time for me to do it. Um, anyway, I've been doing all of this and will text me and he's like, are you planning on recording from my office? And I'm like, no, cause I'm kind of mad at him right now, honestly.

And he's like, okay, good, because there's a cricket down here. Like an insect. Yeah. And I'm like, that's exactly what I responded. I said, what? He sends me back all these like, um, what do they call them? Like gifts or GIFs, whatever you call it, and it's like a cricket chirping and it's like six of them.

He sends me like six different ones and it's like chirp, chirp. And then one of them's like chirp, chirp, chirp, whatever, chirp, chirp, whatever. First of all, why is he sending me this? Secondly, he doesn't want you in his office. That's exactly why. Like I think he's lying about the cricket. Well, would you go down there if there was a cricket? Cause I feel like if there was just like a cricket, I would just go down there.

Me too. That's why I'm like pulling like a Brianna and throwing like crickets and other insects and critters into people's like offices and homes. Then I'm definitely not going. Wait, how did she do that? I need it. I need details. I'm pretty sure she had a key to Lewis's apartment at the time.

And she just like, when he cheated on her, she like threw them in there. Oh my gosh. I need to know everybody's like stories about cheating. Like how did you react? Did you go crazy and throw crickets in somebody's apartment or like, did you just never talk to the person again? It was literally impossible to get that sound out of like until they all die. That sound is never going away.

Oh my God. It's the most annoying. But honestly, can you imagine like how loud it would be if there was like hundreds of them? I mean, you would sound like you were at a campground, right? Like, yeah. Like they're gross. Stars.

Facts. I would be very pissed to be honest. Really better ever put crickets on me or near me near you or near my house. Um, yeah. So yeah. Anyway, I'm pretty sure we'll just lying and he didn't want me in his office. He's probably like eating snacks down there and stuff. So I don't know.

Good. Great. I'm just like, you know what? Will, you're not my favorite person today. Not today. Has he made any more Mexican bowls lately? You know, he did. And that's when I was going to send you all the pictures so that we could post them.

But then he made them in the morning before I got up. And I'm thinking that he did that because he wanted to be all cleaned up and out of the way. So then I would just be complaining about the smell and not the mess. You know what I mean? Yeah. I definitely think that I could eat Mexican bowls like while I'm on my like lifestyle change diet thing.

Um, I definitely think I could eat Mexican bowls. So I think I need to, uh, to get on that. You know, maybe we should, no, we can't make those too. That would be too much. Like we just got to do crock pot stuff, you know, like super easy stuff that also people who are listening to this that, you know, want to just throw something in the crock pot and come back and like have their meal. Yeah.

That's the move. Right. Agreed. Wait. Tell me about your lifestyle change. What are you doing? Um, I'm trying to lose 50 pounds. So that's something that I need to focus on, and I'm just hoping that at some point I can

get into the gym. I just got to figure out like timing because the gym that I'm going to is, it's not like a regular gym. It's kind of like a CrossFit setup where like it has class schedule times and, um, I got to see how that's going to work out with like the kids, um, virtual learning. Oh my gosh. I know it's so hard to juggle life and all the things. But I feel like first of all, and I know that you feel even harder, but do you feel

like you're just a like taxi at this point? Oh, all the time. It's just like I'm going everywhere and just like not. Yeah. 100%. Like I'm going to slap an Uber sticker on my car because I'm like that. That's me. Like I'm always on the road, always taking Jackson somewhere.

Um, yeah. And life's just chaotic. And I guess you don't realize when you have your kids home, those hours that they're in school that it's like, I don't know, I just feel so much busier. Like I'm constantly having to like hover to make sure he's doing the right thing and like adds a whole nother element of whatever. And I'm just like, yep. Hmm.

Yeah. Can't wait for Friday. Honestly. I'm really glad. I'm really glad. It's hump day. Right. And you're like, okay, it's, um, we're all more halfway there.

Halfway there. Um, I did wash my hair and dry it today. So I'm feeling like a fresh woman, you know? Yeah. For sure. I mean, I did, um, that yesterday and so feels good. Yeah. It does feel good.

Oh, and I'm going to, um, pretty sure I'm going to get waxed next week and it'll be the first time. So this, that's the last thing I'm going to talk about cause it's kind of got to go. But, um, gonna tell you guys about it next week and my experience and not going to show you guys pictures on only fans, but I'll tell you about it. Oh, well, I'm excited. Not. You're excited.

Think about how excited I am. I'm dead. Well, I mean, we're literally out of time and I have to like have five minutes before I jump onto this other call. So, um, I love you. I miss you. I'm so glad teen mom is back on. Um, I'm so glad that Jackson thinks that you're a perfect person.

Same. I'm sending him something for that. I'm so glad that I'm going to see you next month. Same. It's been so freaking long. So long and I'm glad about a lot of other things. Same. Just don't know what to say at the moment.

So, um, all right, ladies and gentlemen, if you're a gentleman listening, um, that's it and we'll talk to you guys next week. And if you haven't followed us on at coffee combos podcast on Instagram, follow us over there. A lot of fun stuff going on Kale's assistant Kristen and best friend has been making us some awesome stuff and been posting it and I love her for that. Um, and if you haven't subscribed to us on the purple podcast app, um, for iTunes, you can do that by searching coffee combos, click subscribe, click the fifth star and leave us

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