Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 17: Crazy Dating Stories, Couponing, Waxing & Beyond

Episode Date: March 1, 2018

Kail and Lindsie welcome Kail's college friend Danielle to the show. Danielle talks about how she was saved as mom in someone's phone and Kail talks about what she's been saved in someone's phone before. If you are interested in hilarious dating stories make sure that you tune in. Kail talks about how she is desperately trying to leave Dover, Delaware. Kail and Lindsie talk about their experiences that they have had trying to coupon. Kail tells a horribly terrible embarrassing waxing story, y'all do not want to miss.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode is brought to you by Audible. And Audible is offering our listeners a free audiobook with a 30-day trial membership. Go to audible.com slash coffee or quickly text the word coffee to the number 5-0-5-00. Hey guys, it's Kayla Lindsay with Coffee Combos and we have a really special guest today. My friend Danielle, and I'm going to let her introduce herself and tell the story about how we met. Hey guys, it's Dan Not the Man. That's my Instagram name. And I met Kail my sophomore year at Delaware State University.

And our senior year, we just had some classes together. And we clicked really well. And Danielle's so funny. And Lindsay loves her. This is probably like this second or third time. We've had you come out here for podcast. Yeah, but they never let me be in it. They only let me watch.

Now I'm here. Danielle's been trying to get on the podcast for so long. I know. I'm going to text my mom. now like, Mama, I made it. I'm talking about. She has no idea what a podcast are. Danielle is the best for like funny stories, especially the dating stories.

We have so many funny dating stories for Danielle to tell you all tonight. Oh my God, I'm so excited. If you're in the dating game, these are like terrible. Wait, what was the one that you were going to just tell us? And then I said to save it for the podcast. Okay. So when I was in a, when I was a sophomore in college, I dated a guy who was a math teacher. at Dover High

and it was great we were like clicking really well it had been months and months and months so I bought him a ticket to see Motown on Broadway for his birthday so we drive to New York and we took pictures together and I sent them to his phone

so he could have them yeah so I'm like looking at him looking at me but I'm looking at his phone and I see that his mom sent him a text and I'm like oh like his mom text him and then he clicked on it And it was me. It was me.

I was his mom and his phone. And then he tried to make it seem like, like he was like, oh, I dated a girl whose name was Danielle and I didn't want to get confused. And I'm like, so you just said I was your mom? That doesn't even make sense. So he was playing you. Yes. So how did you end that one? Tell the story about how you end that one.

Well, I cried like a big baby after. Like in front of him? No, no, no. And who would think like a math teacher was like a player? Can I just tell you that? He was young. When I first met Joe and we like broke up and got back together, he put me into his phone, he put this other girl that he was cheating on me with in his phone as Domino's.

And I'm like, Domino's doesn't fucking text. So I can relate to you. I bawled. Like I was bawling. Like how dare you? It's embarrassing more so than like I wasn't even, I was angry, but I was embarrassed because like how terrible do you have to be? Yeah.

To a person to just not even. save their number. Like, you could even have my number is 6.09, whatever the fuck the rest is. And leave it. He saved as mom. I'd rather you unsafe, like, don't even save my number than to, like, put it in as. So he actually had a girlfriend and he didn't want her to see, like, he's hanging out with her. Or multiple girls. Yeah. He had, I guess, a girlfriend because one day I got a text anyway that said, like, I have a girlfriend. We can never talk again. And then my roommate followed him on Instagram, and there was a pregnant girl on there. You're in line. I'm so serious.

And I don't know how I get myself into these situations, maybe because I'm nice. And I just be like going with the flow and then I just be getting played. Same. So much same. If anybody's not trying to break my heart, let me know. No, don't even give them the time of fucking day. Don't give them a day. Don't give them a time of day.

Oh my gosh. But have you had any funny dating stories? No, because I didn't date, really. Oh, my God. Yeah. So we've got Danielle, who's been. been on nothing but fucked up dates. We've got Lindsay who's married and really didn't date anyone but her husband.

And me who's never been on a fucking date, but I somehow have three kids with three men. Listen, I've put on good dates. We're all sorts of fucked up. Like, my ex-boyfriend, like, was so great. Like, we went on a lot of dates. But it's, I don't know, it's just really a toss-up nowadays. And now that I live in Atlanta, it's really, really a toss-up. Tell the people how you came to Atlanta with me and I'm trying to move the hell out of Dover,

But we came here to do the podcast with Lindsay. And Danielle comes with me for three days and got a job and never came home to Delaware. Tell the people. Well, I was having a really hard time finding a job first. In Delaware. Yeah. In Delaware, in Jersey, in the surrounding areas, like, Philadelphia and stuff like that. And I was, like, pretty depressed.

Like, I had, like, that. We both graduated in May. Yeah, like that posts. I mean, it's post right after. Yeah. Post. Post-grad depression and like everybody's like, it's fine and you're going to be fine. I'm like, no, I'm not.

So my family lives out here and I came for Thanksgiving to see them. I went on an interview while I was here and I got hired as a marketing director with Chick-Billet. So Stephen, I don't know how you would be watching this, but if you are, thank you for hiring me. I have a job and I love it. So now I'm trying to get to Atlanta so I can be with Lindsay and Danielle. We could do two podcasts a week if Kiel lived here. Right. And all kinds of other shit.

And like YouTube and like... Live stuff. We would have our own studio. Oh my God. We'd have so much. And then we'd have Danielle, you know, do another... Yes. Guest appearing.

Oh my gosh. That would be so fun. Can you tell us, though, because I'm not going to trust you with our kids now that you... I'm great with kids, actually. No, because you said you weren't going to have kids anymore. I don't want my own kids, but like... You don't? I don't know because I...

You never told me. I'm annoying and I feel like my kids would just be annoying equally or more annoying and I would push them down. So, but with other people's kids, I'm really good. You are really good with kids. I've watched, I took Lux for the day. I babysit for a family that lives here. It's like an eight-month-old and a three-year-old. And I'm really good.

In college, I babysat people's kids, but the baby that I watch now is the sweetest and he has an older brother who's three. and he is potty trained. He wears normal underwear all the time, and I was trying to make him go to the bathroom the other day. This is a Jackson story. And he kept screaming. Every time I, like, try to take him into the bathroom, I don't know what he thought was happening,

but he would scream, and when I would pull down his pants, he would lift his legs into his body so I couldn't get him down, and then he peed on the floor. He peed on the floor. But that's like, I feel like that's part of potty training. So it's like fine. Like it was like a tantrum or something. A little bit.

Yeah, and so it's fine. No, it's not. fine though because everything's always fine it would be fine if like he couldn't make it to the bathroom to me but like i went in there three times with him to try to help him and he like didn't want it and then just peed and played with a star wars choice he wasn't ready that's all it's fine everything's fine so then tell her what you told me after that instant you just you realized me didn't want any children i don't remember what i told you she said and after that i realized i wasn't having no kids Oh, yeah.

Like, I don't, like, right now I don't feel the burning desire. Right. Well, you're so young, and I just think live your best life. And then think about kids in your, like, 30s. Yeah, like, I love when I'm hanging out with Lux because, like, he's, like, half brown like me. And so I'm like, this could potentially be my kid, but I get to give him back at the end of the day. Right. And it's really nice.

Right. But see, that's why I like Lux, too. You get, like, your baby fix and then you can give him back. Yeah, like, I get my little baby fix. Like, I can hold him and, like, get, like, all the little cute snuggles. And then I'm, like, like, like, okay, I'm going home. And here's your kid.

And like, Kail used to say that he didn't sleep through the night, but the first time that he spent the night with me, he only woke up once. And I was like, oh my God, it can't be that bad. But then, like, another time he was like, I'm not having it. Yeah. He woke up like three times. And I was like, go to your mom. I'm not dealing with this.

It's so nice. I think he just, like, really see Danielle being, like, mad. Can you? No. Because she's so funny. And you're such good energy. You're such good energy that I just don't think we could ever get in a fight. It's crazy.

I don't really get mad. Like, I'll get annoyed. Yeah. And I'll get like, you know, I get really quiet when I'm like super annoyed and mad. And then like I get over it in like... Two seconds. 30 minutes. Like, give me something to eat.

And I promise... Oh, you know what she said last night? What? She was laying on the bed and she like kicked all the way back. And you know she's like four feet tall. So it wasn't like much leg to throw back. I'm five. feet with shoes on.

Maybe, maybe. No, I'm not even going to say five one. That's pushing her. I'm five feet with shoes on. Anyway, she pushed her legs back, which you're like, they look like a chicken leg.

I mean, like a chicken wing, like they're so short. Wow. She told me, she said, man, she looked down at her phone and she, like, clicked the time, and she goes, man, I just miss happy hour. What?

Because they got to have, when we're recording podcast, all of your friends go to happy hour at this hotel. It's the free one, remember? No, I don't remember. Because we never been. We've never been. I go.

Remember that time we came back? You don't remember she came back and she was all twisted and like somebody was like laying on the wall? No, I don't recall. It was me, Kristen, and Jen went down there. Oh, so I wasn't a part of this. My last two drinks, I got a double shot for free. What the fuck is a double shot? They put two shots of vodka.

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Oh, yeah. Let's talk about couponing. So I like want to learn how to do like extreme couponing because I feel like, yeah, I mean, I'm okay right now and I'm not, I don't need to like be a super saver. but also like why not be a super saver. Yeah, I got in this phase, like after I had Jackson, I was going to be a super saver. And I was going to get the Sunday paper and do like all the couponing and whatever. I would take my coupons to grocery store and I would get lost on the owls.

Like I didn't even know what I was doing. I just know like the one key to like couponing is like you don't use coupons on stuff that you wouldn't normally use. So like if you don't use shaving cream and you use regular bar of soap to shave your your legs, you're not going to use the fucking coupon on shaving cream. Exactly. But see, I feel like I would. Yeah, that's what I was doing. And I was like, wait, this can be right.

Yeah. Because then you're getting stuff that you don't need. Need. So it's kind of like, it's... I promise you, my aunt goes to Walmart every morning before work because they put things out that, like, they put things on clearance. She goes every single day and she'll come home with 20 items that have nothing to do with each other.

You can't even make a food meal. She'll, and she'll, like, be like, oh, I got all this stuff. Literally, hubby's sister makes money. What do you mean? She makes, she gets money back at, like, CVS and Walgreens and stuff with her coupons. It's insane. Like, they give her money? Yes.

To take stuff. Yeah. Because she coupons so well. Like, she knows how to do it. She's, like, a hardcore coupon. I don't feel like that's real. Like, how. It is, though.

Didn't they used to have a show about, like, extreme couponing? Yeah. And I think that we should pitch another show that's, like, us learning how to coupon. Or like let's just like do it on Kiel and the chaos. Like going to. Let's go film it. Yeah, let's go film us going to the stores trying to extreme coupon. But like I'm going to be competitive.

Like I'm going to win it. Oh yeah. We should do like a competition. Like who can save the most money? And who gets like the best stuff? But are you guys going to get the same items? Like how? But either way.

Okay, we have $100 and we have 12 coupons each or I don't even know how we do this. But like we get the same amount of money. We get the same amount of coupons. And we figure out how to use them to save the most. Most money. Okay, but it's going to be different if you're getting different things, though. Like, if you get a coupon for a ham. I feel like it should be like, okay, I feel like it should be, we should have a judge.

And the person should say, like, okay, who got a non-biased judge, like somebody to say, okay, this is like the better shopping cart. This was like the money better spend. I feel like you shouldn't get a set amount of, you should get a set amount of money. money. You shouldn't, you should get a set amount of money, not a set amount of coupons. Exactly. I feel like you should be able to walk around and like pick which coupons you want to

figure it out. In a certain amount of time. That's like, that's the key. Okay. So someone's saying that the key to couponing is using the coupons when they're already on sale. Like the item is on sale and then you use the coupon on top of it. Like a manufacturer's coupon. We can't like use a store discount like a coupon because they're not going to let you do both.

Both. Both. But like a manufacturer's coupon. And then you get both. You get the sale and you get the coupon. Okay. So that's pretty cool. Oh my gosh. But then it says stores have limits on how many of the same coupons you can use.

Oh, okay. So I guess if you have like a manufacturer's coupon, you could use maybe like two of them if you have two of the same ones on the same item that's already on sale. Does that make sense? Yeah, I feel like I'm going to lose this. Yeah, I'm not going to math. I'm going to jump in one second and tell you about something that I like to do to keep myself in shape. Beach Body on Demand is an online fitness streaming service that gives you unlimited access to huge variety of effective world-class workouts.

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nutrition information free, but you have to text coffee to 30303030. Okay, let's get back to the show. Anyway, so we should definitely look into that. We should film it for Cale and the Chaos. So if you want to see us try to extreme coupon on Kail and the Chaos? Let us know in the comments. Also, Danielle, you're going to try a coupon too? Oh, I don't know. I'd be using just like one or two coupons at one time. I don't know if I have the patience. So do you use them? Yeah. Well, no. Okay. Like, and where do you get them? I got a whole bunch from CVS because I used my mom's little CVS supercard. Yeah. And he printed out this long thing of coupons. I'm like, yes, I'm going to use this.

percent off of one item, half off tampons. They expired before I even got to the store. I forgot about them in the bottom of my purse. You know what I do use though? When they have monopoly pieces at like McDonald's? Grocery stores. No, they do it at Acme. Do you know what? I don't know. No, what is that? It's like grocery store. It's kind of like we don't have publics. But it's up north. Oh, okay. But they do this monopoly board thing and my mom collects all. all the pieces and she tries the wind stuff and when she has multiple the pieces she'll give them to me so it's like you can get a free donut or a free cookie or free you know soda those are the coupons like you can go and get buy one get one free with your monopoly pieces like you want the donuts

and the cookies because like who's taking the special trip to get a free donut I'm just saying I haven't lived here for long you know what I mean like who's going out of their way to just go and get a free donut. First of all, you're bugging. Because if anybody says they don't go out of their way for a free donut, they're lying. And second of all, I'm not going to go out of my way for a donut. Acme was not out of my way at Delaware State. It was right across the street.

Right. I know, but you're making a special trip for the free donut. Like if I was- Because I could use a free, I could use two free donut coupons and get a free drink. Let's say, no, no, no, no. Let's say we're like in the Dunkin Donuts drive-through or Starbucks drive-through. Mm-hmm. If I had a coupon. for a free donut from one of those places.

I might use it because I was already there. But I'm not taking a special trip to the grocery store because I have a coupon for a free donut. That's, I don't know. I don't get why that is weird. I just think it's weird. You go to your grocery shopping. You pick out your donut. Well, he was across the street from our school.

So fair enough. But like now today are you going to make a special trip? Well, now I don't know where I can get a coupon for a free donut at. Well, if you guys know where Danielle can get a coupon for free donut. For Krispy Kreme. Let me know. Any kind of donut or cookie. Leave it in our podcast comments.

And we would love to know. I'd love to let her know where she can get a free donut. I feel like you guys are making fun of me, but that's okay. We're laughing with you, not at you. I mean, she's making special trips across the street from the school to get a free donut. It's right across the street, but that's where, like, Chipotle was. That's where T.J. Max was. So were you making multiple drive-bys on places?

No. But Walmart. It was way further. Yeah. Okay. Then Acme. But Acme is more expensive. So like if I was going to go out, I was going to stop at Acme to get my free time.

Right. You got better stuff. I can like you don't use free food coupons. I have never got a free food coupons. I will say that I use the Starbucks app and then you, the more you spent like. Like the points or whatever? Yeah. And then you get a free item.

So I use that a lot because then I can get like my friend a free drink or something. It's like I use that for free stuff. I don't use any apps for places that I should be using apps for. I don't even have them downloaded and they stress me out. Are you serious? You get free shit at Starbucks. If I get a gift card, like I've had two gift cards for Starbucks for whatever reason they've been sitting in my bathroom and I forget them every single day and then I'll go and get

Starbucks and then. Why are you in the bathroom? I don't know. Put the gift card on the app and use the app to pay. I know, but I just forget. And then I just get to Starbucks and then I'll remember and I'll be like, oh man, like I had two gift cards. So Danielle's making donut drive-bys.

and you're forgetting your gift cards for Starbucks, but we're trying to coupon. So we're going to need you to use the gift card for Starbucks to get your free Starbucks. I sign up for like stuff. Like I just signed up for the P.F. Chang, like, emails. And you get like free advertisers and free, like, they just send me a coupon. We don't even have a P.F. Chang's. I don't have one.

We have one. There's one right down the road from here. Yeah. I go there when I'm done babysitting sometimes. They give you like a free appetizer or a 15% off coupon. for your entree. Those come in handy. Like sometimes you don't even realize it. I'm not saying they don't come in handy, but like I unsubscribe.

So when you wait, time out. Someone said Danielle, some gas stations have reduced donuts after 4 p.m. Who is that? Thank you so much. That's because they're stale and they've been out for 24 hours. Fittz G.D.B. said Danielle, some gas stations have reduced donuts after 4 p.m.

That's so nice. And that's because everybody. that has been in that store has touched on those donuts because they've been out for 24 hours. Eating dirt makes you healthy. Someone said, hold up. Why are your gift cards in the bathroom? Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I know. Because, okay, I'll tell you why my gift cards from the bathroom. I had intentions of going to get Starbucks. And so I found those two gift cards from Christmas. And I was like, oh, I should probably put these in my pocket. So then I put them in my pocket. And then I went into the bathroom.

I drug off my jacket. And I was like, oh, man, I've got these gift cards in my pocket. So I put them there. and they've been there for two days. Okay. So we've past two days. Yeah. But I've been to Starbucks for the past two days.

Yeah. And I have not used my gift cards. So they're in the bathroom. So they're in the bathroom, yeah. So, okay, that's cool. I'd like to stop the show for a second and talk about bioclarity. Both me and Kail have been using bioclarity for a few months now, and we are really happy with the results.

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But she doesn't consider it junk if she's getting a coupon for PHAs. Thank you. Thank you. You don't use it, right? I flipped through them today after you guys said that, like, your meal was going to be quick. I was like, well, maybe I could use one of my coupons on P.F. Chang's, but it doesn't start until tomorrow. Okay. So, you know, we had our friend Kareen on the podcast, and you met her.

And she said that you had really good energy. Yes. She was really digging it. And she said that I shouldn't let people walk all over me. Why are you? Are you trying to say that we are about the donuts? No. Maybe.

I'm just saying, I feel like every year, like, it's a new year. And then, like, we say that we're going to do stuff. And I think one of my things was, like, I'm not going to be so nice to let people, like, do whatever they want. And then I feel like my month of January was partially like that. Like, so I really have to stay strong and start bitching people out. You're never going to do that. To leave me the hell alone. Right.

Leave Britney alone. I just remember that. Yeah, from Chris Crocker. What's his name? Chris Crocker? Danielle, can you please tell us some more dating stories? Oh my God. Tell the chicken story. No, I hate that story.

I love that story. We love that story. I can't even get over it. No, it's so stupid and he's so stupid. No, just tell it. No. Everybody's going to want to hear now that we've said there's like a chicken story. No, I've literally told a chicken story like 85 times.

So what other dating stories do you have? I have to think. I have to think. I know one. Okay, what is it? Somebody that's got 12 kids. They're going to get me killed. Okay.

No, we won't talk about that. We can talk about the chicken story, damn it. The chicken story is good. Can I tell the story? It's so dumb. I think it's great. It makes me so mad now that I think about it. Please just tell it because it's so funny when you tell it.

About a bad service story that just happened to me. Okay, let's hear it. I went out to a restaurant in Atlanta, and it was all you can eat crabs. And I'm from the north. I'm from the north, and I'm from the beach. So, like, I know good crab. Like, trust me, I know good crab and good donuts. So I go and they were like, it's 2899.

I'm like, whatever, that's fine. They gave me my crabs and my friend ordered, my friend ordered nachos and it took 30 minutes after I got my plate of crabs to get her nachos. So now my friend's mad. But I'm like, these crabs aren't that bad. Like, they could be hotter, but they have a good flavor. It's fine. It then took an additional 45 minutes for her to come back.

and check on us and then bring me more crabs a little bit after that. The second batch was not nearly as good. So I said, take these back, please. I'm not mean when I go to restaurants because I have worked in restaurants so I know what it's like. And you don't want to spit in your food. Right. I said, can you please take these back?

I don't want them. They do not taste good? She's like, do you want me to bring you some more? I said, no, I have a nasty crab taste in my mouth. I don't want any more crabs. She said, okay. She brings me my bill And the 2899 for the unlimited crabs is still on there

And now you know I got to speak to a manager Like my best Caucasian woman with a shortcut I need to speak to your manager She says okay she gets the manager Caucasian woman She says What? I said Oh hold up

I said there's excuse me There's um all you can eat crabs on here And I only eat one plate of crabs And she was like Okay I can't take it off. I said, why? Why can't you take it off? You're the manager. She was like, oh,

we don't just take food off because you don't like it. That's the policy. I said, okay, I'm not paying for it. I said I'm not swiping my card for $28.99 when I only got served one thing of crabs. You're not offering me new food. You want me to pay for this food and then pay for additional food if I want it. That doesn't make sense. That's bad business.

She's like, well, we won't let you leave until you pay for it. I should have called the cops. That's what I should have done. I said, I said, okay, go ahead. Swipe my car because I'm disputing it. As soon as I got in the car. And as soon as I got in the car, I said, 1,800 city services because I said, that's an unauthorized purchase on my card.

Please refund my money. How much was one plate of crabs? They wouldn't charge me for one plate of crabs. I don't know how much it was. But literally. Why did they just charge you for one plate of crabs? Because what they thought probably was Danielle got full. And then it was like

They thought she got full and was like Oh, she came in here and ate the crab She's going to lie and say they were bad Right, right, right And then she's going to try to like get all of her money back 1,800 services Whatever is because I was not playing

And the guy was like as soon as Did your friend get her nachos though? Yeah, and she hated them because They said nacho grande And they were literally just chips with queso and shrimp on top There was no guac, there was no onions or peppers or nothing So like what does Grande mean to you? Lots of like stuff like cheese and guacamole and stuff like that.

But it literally only had queso and shrimp. Right. And like she didn't really enjoy it. But she's like, I'm going to pay for mine because I did eat all of mine. I was like, I'll pay for my drink. The drink was not that bad. It was great. It was like a frozen slushy.

Well, that's good. So you had a good. What restaurant was this so we can avoid it is what my, my, um, It was the Dacquery Factory in downtown Atlanta. Well, the fact that you were in downtown Atlanta. I don't know anything about downtown. I should have known when I walked in that it was going to be like that. Okay, so I just wanted to take a break really quick.

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Do you have any other funny stories? You always have funny stories. You really do. Okay, I have to think. Can we talk about something else? I don't think of something funny. So let's talk about today. What did we do today, Lindsay?

We did a bunch of stuff today. Yeah, we did. We filmed a podcast. We kind of had to film a little bit. In advance, we have trips coming up and spring bricks coming up. We're trying to get Tyler on the podcast. Yep. So Tyler Baltiera from Teen Mom OG is planning to come on our podcast.

We just have to figure out with to work out the dates and see what works. We want to go somewhere warm to record the podcast because. If you guys have any ideas or no, of any place warm that anybody else, like, would like to record with us, let us know. Right. Warm places. Warm places. Because Tyler wants to go somewhere warm.

And we kind of want to make, like, a mini trip out of it. Yes. We can get a bunch of stuff done. So someone said that they want to hear some embarrassing stories. I can't think of any off the top of my head, except for, like, one inappropriate one, which I don't think would be important, like, wouldn't be appropriate to share on the podcast. Yeah, a lot of my stories. are inappropriate to be honest. So like, I'm trying to filter them out in my head, but it's really

not working because I have a lot of inappropriate stories. Oh, my gosh. Um, so. Lindsay, do you have any embarrassing stories? Lindsay would never tell an embarrassing story on a pocket. Yeah, like, I probably never would. Oh, really? Oh. Like, because I would be embarrassed in my embarrassing story. Okay. Well, have you guys talked about Brazilian waxes? Oh my gosh. No, Lindsay won't let me talk about stuff like that because she gets embarrassed.

I get so embarrassed and shy. Well, I'll tell you guys. I'm going to tell you guys the story. Okay. So I just like wanted to know what it was like to get like a full Brazilian wax. So did I tell this story before? No. I feel like I have.

No, you've just told it to like other people that we know. Okay. So I decided to get this Brazilian wax and for no reason because it wasn't, it was for me really. And it just wasn't a good, you have to like fill the follicle and like exfoliate and do all these things. But like she put like such small like strips of wax on. And so she had to have waxed me like 30 to 40 times. And it was just like an awful experience and like I wanted to go home and cry. So then I was like, I'm never doing this again.

But then I got used to like not shaving. So I was like this is great. So I decided to make another appointment and I went to a different place, the European Wax Center. And oh, wait, wait, let me back up. Let me back up. So at this place where I had a bad experience, I was told by a friend and I don't know if this was like a joke or if this was like something that she really had to do. They were like, okay, so now we have to wax your butthole. So she was like, you have to get a word.

I hate that word. Okay, so what we're going to call it, asshole? Like, does that sound better? No. I don't mind but hole. Like, what do you want me to say? No, that's the word. Yeah.

So she was like, she was told when she got her wax that she needed to be up on all fours. Like, like. Yeah, I've heard that. Right. So when I went into my first wax, I. You already got on all fours. That's embarrassing. I was like, because.

And she was like, oh my God, what I did it? Girl who was waxing you? She asked you what you were doing. kill that's embarrassing I so like wait she came in the room like a nurse and you were on all force

she was already in there I'm like the paper was probably like stuck to your back and was like it's really crinkly like doctor paper it's like there's real tears embarrassing so wait like was this like a bench like a doctor's table and you were like on

all course so it's kind of like it's like yeah like like a medical chair thing But my friend had gone with me, the same friend that told me that you have to get up. She did that to trick you to like, oh man, you don't have to do that. She like told me what to do and I, whatever. But I just like, overall was in a good experience. So I was so humiliated.

And like I went to schedule an appointment somewhere else. And that time I was like, what I asked, what do I need to do to wax, you know, that side? and she's like you can either literally lay on your stomach and spread your butt cheeks apart, which I feel like is super uncomfortable. I'm not spreading my butt cheeks. Like, no. Or you can lay on your back and bring your knees to your chest, which I felt like more comfortable doing.

Someone told me to bring my knees to my chest. I would be like, I'm leaving. So she told me to do that. And I said, you know, I've never really looked at my own butthole. So like, should I bleach it? Or like, so it looks like nice? And she was like, oh, my God, don't do that. So that's my most embarrassing story.

And now 2,000 people have heard it. Well, I got waxed. My first time, I think, in the summer. And I was like, I'm going to go to European wax. Me too. That's where I went. And I loved it. So I'm like, oh, my God.

It can't be that bad. My pain tolerance is semi low. But I'm like, it's whatever. Like, I don't want to shave anymore. Right. I thought I was going to die. I sweat through the paper and it ripped Like that got up

That guy from 40 year old virgin I felt every last bit of Kelly Clarkson Like when he screamed Kelly Clarkson I fucking felt my hands were so So sweaty and like it really hurt And I'm like I'm never doing this again But then it stays smooth for Four weeks

And then you're like oh no I got to make another appointment So I kept going back to the same girl And then one day I was late for my appointment and they moved me to another girl. Oh my God. I don't think I could go any of the girl. I was traumatized.

I was traumatized because I had to look at a different lady, but like she did a really great job and she made me feel comfortable. I just don't know who would feel comfortable doing the waxing. Like could you imagine being the person and the stories that they have? Like could we get a waxer on here to like. Yeah, but they can never say names. Yeah, they can't say names. But can we get a waxer on here to talk about the stories.

They can say the stories. Right. They just can't say the names. Oh, my God. Could you imagine? I wonder what they. That girl. And do they wear like mask on their face?

Yeah. Like she's super clean. Like she was super, super clean. It was actually like a good experience the second time. I just like she was probably traumatized her because I was like. Oh. But no. I just like wouldn't go to anyone else now because like I don't want anyone else to see.

Yeah. You know? It was just like super crazy. I would never like let anybody see. I'm not going to lie. The best part about the waxing is when they do your butt though. Why is it the best? Because it doesn't hurt nearly as much.

It's so weird. Your butthole does not hurt to wax at all. And then you realize like your butthole has been hair your whole life, which kind of makes you feel bad. You probably don't even know you have a hair there, Lindsay. She does. She's going to make me, she's going to edit all of this out. No, I'm not. You're not.

Okay, good. No. Oh my God. This is so entertaining. And so then, like, then it's like smooth. And then you're like, I've been living. Right. Like Tarzan all my life.

with this hair down there and now it's gone. Like if I could just do a butt, I could probably just do a butt strip. It's called like every four months. It's called something else. A Brazilian. No, but it's called like, it's called something else where you dislike. Well, that, but like, no.

It's something else where you like just get that instead of like. Well, I get the whole thing. Like I get the whole nine. Yeah, me too. And the butt. So like I'm not just going to go in and get my assholes. See, I couldn't, like, part of my daily routine, like, you know how routine I am? So I couldn't, like, give up shaving.

Like, I- That's part of your routine. That's part of my routine, like, daily. I promise you, you could. But it takes so much time and, like, you can't get the crevices when you shave with a razor. That would bother me. I shave every day. Exactly. No, that's too much.

I used to shave every single day. I used to literally shave everything, every single day, and I just, like, I can't do it anymore. So the waxing became way more convenient. And I only have to do it once every four months, four weeks. And I remember me asking Danielle, like, what's it like, what's it like, rip the thing and she was talking What did she say?

Lindsay's crying. I want to know why. Tell us about it. I said, I asked you about like when they rip it off. Does it like, do your like lips fly? She, okay, first of all I don't know what kind of lips she has. She probably thought that the skin goes

with the wax. And so it like rips the lips apart. Like a miniscule amount because like lips don't in the air. Some of them do. That's why people get labiaplasty. I won't say any names.

Oh, throw the whole tree. But that's... It's not just the shade. They don't flap. It's not like you can feel them like ripping apart or anything weird like that. They just don't open up. Usually when you do your... Where the lips are, that doesn't hurt.

It's the top where like your... The lips hurt. No, they don't. No, they don't, dog. Yes, they do. No, they don't fly open because they make you sit. They make you lay on your back. open your legs anyway. So like they're already...

I just sit butterfly style. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Butterfly style, what do you mean? Like this. Like almost Indian style. Like, yeah. Cris-cross applesau, but not. Oh my gosh. But like, is that not weird to have somebody like all up in there? Like, are they wearing like hazard mask? I mean... First off, you need a hazard mask to go on anybody's vagina. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Ew. But the one that I went to two days ago. The lips do not hurt. Someone's saying the lips hurt the worst. They do. at all. I feel like the top of your, right where the creases, like where it's about to split, that shit is so painful. No, I can do with that. When they? No.

Someone said, what the fuck am I watching? But the lady that I went to two days ago, she had long on over on. What? You were watching it. I crossed my little hands and I was just like. I like, hold my breath. I'm like this. This is what I do.

Like when she's like, she puts the wax on and I, and she like rubs it in. And I'm like, and I like hold my breath. And she waxes it. it and then I'm like, you know. But like how many times is that? Because that sounds like contractions. Yeah, exactly. My first experience, she waxed like 30 to 40 times, but she used a different type of wax.

The second time it was a different type of wax and it was like long strips and it had to have been like maybe 10. Oh, that's not bad. So someone said laser hair removal is life changing. But I don't know if I could do that. I could do it. Like you couldn't do it because I feel like. Because I heard it's so painful.

And like you couldn't even like microblade your brows. No. I don't think you could like laser hair. Wait, Danielle, tell this story about my eyelashes. Okay, so Kail has eyelashes right now. Like real ones. They're like my own. But I wanted to get individual eyelashes.

And she had them. And I said, oh my gosh, like, don't they rip your eyelashes out? And she was like... We had them at the same time. And then... Hers were fine. I said to her, don't they rip your eyelashes out. And she said, no, that never happens to me.

Like, I get them all the time and blah, blah, blah. I saw her two weeks later and she had no eyelashes. They were ripped out from the eyelashes that she had. So did you ask her like what happened? I said, no, I was looking at her. And then she said, oh my God, Dino, I got to tell you something. She was like, they ripped my eyelashes out. And I was like, I try to tell you.

I told you. I told you. So apparently you, if you, like a trick is to use strip lash, but use hair glue instead of like eyelash glue and it'll stay on there for a few days. But will it damage your eyelashes? No. Because you put it in your hair too. Yeah. Like it's...

I know, but I was just thinking because your eyelashes are a little bit more delicate than like your actual hair. Yeah, but now. Because it's like on your line. Like your lid. Lid. Not your lashes.

Yeah. Where like lashes extensions are on your actual eyelash. They're like glued in it. So that's why I do you do that? Do you use hair glue? I don't use a black glue but it's not hair glue. It's eye lash glue. But you can use hair glue.

Are you asking because I'm black? No, I'm asking if you've tried it. Oh my God. My cousin does, though. Like my little cousin. And it stays on for like a long time. Yeah. She keeps her on for days.

But I don't like the feeling of having lashes. Like the first thing I did when I got into the hotel tonight was take my lashes off. And why do people keep asking like, it's a common question that people keep asking. Why do you do like hair makeup for podcasts? Because we're not just doing podcasts. Like we're doing other stuff. Right. Well, they said people that were commenting on Twitter today, they were saying that I want to be just like you, Lindsay.

and I have to do my makeup to be just like you and I wish I lived your life and why the fuck do we do makeup at all for podcasts because nobody else that does a podcast does what we do. But what other podcasts are you listening to? Tell us what podcast you're referencing. But also like you said, we do our uploading collection pictures. We have to do the pictures for that website.

Are we just supposed to show up with like nothing on? I listen to another podcast and I think they go live on like, you know, wherever. No, it is called cocktails, actually. And it's based here in Atlanta, and they tell, like, sex stories and, like, crazy experiences and stuff like that. Yeah, that would be cool. But also, I was just wanting to clarify just quickly that we do other stuff. Yeah, we do other stuff. Like, we're filming.

Can you confirm that we do other stuff? They do. They film and they take pictures and they do shit. I don't do all that. And you guys follow our pretty Instagram, so we don't. get those pictures just like laying around at the hotel. We did collaboration pictures with Free Your Heart Apparel today. Lindsay picked out her own items for her collection and I picked out mine.

And so go to Free Your Heart Apparel Instagram and you'll see our pictures. I think they're launching our collection on Sunday. And then we did ads for stuff that we're actually using for podcasts like the wallpicks for our office and vitamins that. that we're both using. So we're doing other stuff other than just podcast. But we just try to like loop it all in together because Kiel has three kids and she can only be in Atlanta for two days. So it's literally like 48 hours worth of time that we do stuff. We need to do everything into those two days. And we have to jam everything in to those days. We've been going since seven o'clock this

morning and it is 9.22 p.m. So we're on nonstop. Um, let's see. Any more questions? Any more questions? Does anyone else on Instagram Live have questions for us that we want to answer? So we have about 10 seconds and then, um, the sweater you're wearing, is the sweater you're wearing part of your collection? It is.

It is. You guys can get it from free your heart on Sunday. So that's launching Sunday. And Kail has a bunch of cute stuff too. there was some items. Her items are different than mine because our tastes are a little bit different. Like our styles are a little different. Someone said the times that you just described 7 a.m. to 9.30 p.m. is not a long day.

Well, I wasn't up at 7. We were doing, we were letting hair and makeup people in. So we were up way before 7. We were up before 7. I think Kayla's alarm went off at like 5.6. I was actually up at 5.30 this morning. So that is a long day. So what is a long day to you then?

For coffee combos. Kael, where can we get? Okay, wait. But then of these questions have anything to do with anything. Just answer them. Okay, someone said, what is something you've always wanted to do but haven't? Ooh, go.

This is a good one. What is something that what? You've always wanted to do, but you haven't. Do you have something that you can think of? I've always wanted to go skydiving, but I'm afraid. But would you do it? Because I'll go with you. I think I would do it, but I just saw like this other YouTuber that just did it.

Logan Paul doesn't count. And there's three backup. It's like your original parachute and then you have a backup and a backup. What happened to like that happens all the time? He had to like cut one loose and use his backup parachute. His like main line didn't. It's so common. Like it's not a big deal.

But can we talk about that? Because was that like a media thing to. I'm sure. I'm not a Logan Paul fan after the whole suicide thing. Yeah. The suicide thing really turned me off. Which one was that? Because I don't know the difference.

He's a YouTuber? No, I know who they are. Oh. Which one was it? Because there's two. Oh, they're brothers, right? Yeah. Jake Paul and Logan Paul.

One used to be on Disney. And Bazaard Vark? I don't even know who. I can't even say that name. So I don't even know who that is. So it's him and his brother. I think it was Logan Paul, the one whose account got suspended. Yeah, it is.

I really want to have a professional photo shoot. But I think my double chin is getting away. And then, like, I'm like, there's no need to spend money if I'm going to look, like. Like, what kind of professional photo shoot? Like, we can help you. Yeah, we can definitely get set of up for. I don't know. Something that just, like, makes you feel good and, like, you look good.

Like, everybody always does them for their birthdays. But, like, boudoir or, like, professional, like, business attire. No, not business attire. Or, like, lifestyle. Lifestyle is, like, on the couch, like, laughing, candid. Okay, you want to do it. Yes. Boudoir shoot.

Who are you going to give these photos to? All of these people that have all these kids if you're dating? First of all, no. I just want them for yourself. Okay, so do it. Do the damn thing and live your best life. Do it.

Do it, Danielle. Guys, I need creative birthday photo shoot ideas. I don't want to hold a two and a three when I turn 23 and all that stuff. I want something creative. I never did that. That would have been good for like 25.

Yeah. Maybe I'll do that for my 30th, like a 3 and a 0. No, that's so. whack. Everybody does that. Really? I've never done it. Hi, Chelsea.

Chelsea's in here. She's saying hi. Hi. Hi, Chelsea, girl. I never met you, but hi. I'm really want to meet you though. I'm looking forward to that. I met Leah today and she was nice.

So I'm just going to make my rounds. Chelsea, have you been in here listening to my, my Brazilian wax story? Oh my God. I hope she heard it. I'm embarrassed. I challenge you to get a Brazilian wax, please. Yes. You're going to see how much your

life is changed. You're going to be faster. But I don't need to be faster. Like, I like my routine. She likes to shave. That's like a weird day. She's so weird. I used to get my armpits done.

Like every day, like I'll take a shower, I'll shave, and then I'll get out of the shower and I put on like thick lotion and like. Lindsay didn't, I mean, Chelsea did not hear my wax story. So I'm going to save this so that she can hear it. Yeah. She needs to hear it. She needs to hear it. Because I think she would definitely respect it.

Wait. Chelsea, she probably has waxed somebody before. Chelsea, can you comment if you've waxed someone, like their badge? You don't have to say who, but like she would have to have. Yeah, so she would probably have waxed. You guys need to do a laser hair removal all up in there for get waxing. I thought you said it hurt, Chelsea. I thought she, that's why I've been waiting.

I've been holding out because I feel like she told me it hurt so bad, so I was scared. I just feel like, is laser hair removal where? it does like this bug zapper thing and it just sounds like she said she has watched waxed badge badges oh my gosh Chelsea will you please come on and be the person that tells us about like the experience you don't have to say who the person is but like just like what it's like to do that I can't say the word like I'm all about Botox but I've never had it so I mean I have I'm never I'm not against it someone's asking about Botox I've had it it's life changing you should definitely get it I'm trying to see if she'll let me add her to this

Oh my gosh, that's so funny. I want her to tell us about it. I know, I need to hear the stories. Maybe we should save her, save that for when she's on the podcast and she can tell us about it. Because we're almost out of time. Okay, so we are out of time. So thank you guys so much for listening. We're going to try to link up with Chelsea and see if she will tell us her wax story.

Yeah, we'll do a follow up on the wax story and laser removal. And thank you so much, Danielle, for joining us. I'm so happy to have you. It was so fun. and I will definitely be back. Yeah, because we need to hear more stories. Daniel's been trying to get on the podcast for like 19 weeks. Yeah, since they started.

I don't know why they were dubbing me because I'm definitely going to bring the ratings. Okay, Javier. Okay. All right, thanks guys. Bye.