Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 211: We Gon' Speak On it!

Episode Date: March 17, 2022

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I hate gift giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you? This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship Family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay 30 and thriving happy Faking birthday. Thank you. I really appreciate that. I'm fucking 30 years old and I It doesn't feel real. Like if I don't feel mature enough to be 30 years old I still feel like I'm a child and I don't know who decided that they could give me all the responsibilities that I have and who

Like 30 years old. What? Well, I was gonna say because I was thinking about this yesterday That I think sometimes people in the entertainment industry like it's hard to grow up because you're constantly reliving your past from like old Footage. So yeah, you feel like you're like still in that moment and you're definitely not so You've had a come up and I'm proud of you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I definitely What an interesting experience. I should be in Thailand right now Soaking up the Sun in sweet Thailand, but I am officially booked for the Maldives and I posted it on my Instagram story yesterday But I I'm very very excited to go. I'm very excited. Let me tell you Kale Outside of it being your birthday yesterday, and I was just like dying laughing at your story. That was like my bright spot

it's not been the greatest week for me and It's Tuesday and it's like not even noon. So with that being said, um, I don't know where to begin I think I'm gonna start with the fact that I have to go to the DMV because somehow I have misplaced my driver's license and it literally sounds like the worst nightmare to possibly go through because my divorce is not final So I know that I have to do it freaking again so soon and I'm just like why but like I have to have a driver's license to fly I When did that when did that become a thing? What do you mean? Having a driver's license to fly

Don't you have to have one? No, I think um like you could do a state ID or like maybe like a birth certificate Oh your passport. I know this one blogger that like was from New York City She never had a driver's license and she literally goes everywhere with her passport and I think it's hilarious. I There was a time where what? There was a time where I like lost my physical life like my driver's license not like lost it in the sense I didn't have it but like I physically lost the card and I I was just using my passport like I This was probably around I was around like 21 22. Okay. Well, I don't have any excuses at 32 on why this has been going on I haven't had a driver's license for quite some time. Honestly

We're probably talking early January and I've just been rolling in praying for the best with the photo that I had of my driver's license on My camera roll that I went into my email and got from where I got my mortgage on this house I'm like it is a legitimate clusterfock. So That's what I'm gonna be doing after this outside of that I have my own shit story that transpired over the weekend and if I was not so appalled by it I would have been able to Get a photo but my mind was not like in the place to be able to get a photo. I just needed to get it cleaned up

Um, it also took me quite a few minutes to process what the hell was actually going on So Saturday morning rolls around Jackson wakes up as usual comes lays on my bed We, you know, we're having a little chit chat and we're gonna start our day Jackson sits at the end of my bed starts ripping ass and I'm like, okay. We all know I'm not like a big fan of ass ripping like I don't like it Um fart somewhere else go to the bathroom Do your shit somewhere else and I told Jackson. I said if I smell it you're getting out Like I will not smell someone else's shit off of a fresh turd like I'm not doing it

So all of a sudden Jackson farts and then abruptly gets up And I'm like, wait, why is he moving so fast and all of a sudden I see something fall off the bed What no I See something fall off the bed and I'm like, okay, you know the dog had a bone in here earlier Maybe it's like Reminence of the bone, right? No so Jackson is scurrying along and you can see on his face like he is visibly not okay

And he has no idea what just reinspired what came out of his asshole like no idea. So I said Jackson I looked on the floor on my rug and I said Jackson you shit yourself He was like no, I didn't know I didn't and I said yes, you did get your crusty butt in the shower Right now because I have to get this turd up and he's like I Did it I really did it kill I came in my Kitchen and I'm like, why didn't how am I gonna get this off my rug without making a stain? Like this is not how I wanted to start my Saturday

So I take a paper towel and I'm like, okay Maybe if this paper towel has a little bit of grit to it and I put it on like the more rougher side It'll stick to the shit and I'll just be able to like pull it up So I'm in the floor like trying to be so careful to get this shit up and literally it worked I just like it was the tiniest turd that you've ever seen like Smaller than a Hershey kiss is like the size we're talking about. Okay, and I put that paper towel on that turd And it came up and I thought I was going to puke like Literally puke and he kept saying all day long mom that wasn't a turd like it wasn't a turd

It's like, okay Well, then what the fuck was it that I got up off the floor then because it was absolutely a damn turd Poor thing, he was so embarrassed. He was so embarrassed He was so embarrassed Why do you do that? And I said that should teach you a lesson to Not try to force farts out and does anybody else's kids do that like where they try to force farts out and you find skid marks in their underwear like Yeah No one else that doesn't happen to other people like your kids don't get skid marks

They probably do but I since I have four boys that they're just so gross to me that I just Like unless I like I'm just putting them in the wash, you know what I mean? No, no, no when I'm Sorting the laundry. I'm like, oh my god. Did he forget to wipe his ass at school? Like what happened here? like this is a literal crime scene on The Space Jam underwear like what actually happened? Did he shit himself at school? Like we Don't know and I need to know if this happens to other parents or is this just me I I don't think it's just you. There's no fucking way. It's just you I wouldn't I wouldn't even

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That is already posted, but I just want my tone to come across here. You know what I mean? When I when I wrote this it was not I'm not angry. I'm not anything I just wanted to say it in my own voice so that my text can't be like Misconstrued, you know what I mean? Well, sometimes I think whenever You're talking about something and it's something that you're passionate about or there's like lots of emotions that are involved Sometimes it's not about what you're saying. It's how you're saying it. So I do you find that that writing it down thinking about it and then

Reading it a couple of times so that nothing is misconstrued because people will find an issue With anything no matter what you say So I do hope that it comes across as you have intended it because I know your intentions, right? So that's kind of where I was at with this and so I'm gonna read it It's kind of lengthy, but just bear with me Also, if you didn't watch teen mom on Tuesday, you could maybe skip the next like minute or so But I wanted to address the way that my co-parenting situation was portrayed this week Just because I don't feel like it painted the full picture

I wrote this down. So I'm reading it because I already wrote it in any co-parenting situation There's always two sides and really there's three because there's you know, my perception their perception and then what actually transpired Our perceptions are going to be different because emotions were maybe are still involved in that human nature But I would like to say that it's not likely for two people to experience the exact same things the exact same way because it just doesn't happen And the choices that I've had to make have been very very challenging for me And I've always wanted the best for my children and Chris is no exception to that So despite how difficult and tumultuous my relationship has been with Chris. He is no exception to that But that being said there are extenuating circumstances involving Chris that were not present with Javier Joe

So just because it wasn't as easy with Chris doesn't mean that my character and feelings have changed when it comes to my kids relationships with their dads Time with both parents is so important and it doesn't only benefit them it benefits me as well I know there are plenty of single moms on here who are just dying to have a break because Maybe the other parent isn't is not involved. You know what I mean? And that to me is like, you know, even on my four days a month if that that I don't have my kids I'm still going to stuff for my kids And so, you know, if Chris was actually involved, you know, like the other dads there would be a better balance

Like I don't know why anyone would think that I would take them just for fun So time with both parents is so important and it doesn't only benefit them it benefits me as well I want my kids to have a relationship with their dad But Chris's capacity to parent these kids is very different than Javier Joe It's been super challenging for me to navigate the restrictions surrounding his co-parenting and ultimately I did not make the decision the judge did if things were as easy and simple as he thinks they are and as he stated in the Episode he would have gotten more time Chris always saw them when we were good because he wanted something from me But his motive was never to spend time with the kids

He had gone days and weeks without checking up on them prior to court involvement So again, you don't get to just see your kids whenever you want or just hang out with your kids whenever you want The only time you did that was when we were good or you wanted something from me or you wanted to have sex Or you wanted to you know, whatever it was that you needed it was never for the kids The boys only have two parents and so when he's falling short I have to pick up the slack and fill in the gaps emotionally physically and financially I cannot tell you how many times I've begged this man to please put $200 on the school account or please send groceries or Send the snacks to school things like that

When Chris is constantly referring to they who is they they is the court the court made this ruling I showed up the same way. He did. I'm not they I'm she I'm Kale And ultimately I don't have the power to make the decision that was made So that was make my whole main point and it's always been my main point is that I would never Want my kids to not have a relationship with their dad I mean, obviously there were periods of time where I felt like that was necessary But at the end of the day, I'm only making the best decisions that I possibly can for my children given the circumstances Agreed. I think that's my statement

Every co-parenting situation looks very differently and I think that circumstances in each Situation looks very differently. You just happen to have a front row seat to three different situations and so It is hard when you're seeing and hearing things about how there's this comparison game going on when really you're comparing apples to oranges and so that's really hard and You know, I don't want to bash Your show by any means, but I do think that this is fair for me to say for the people who are viewing the show that Maybe it would come across a little bit better if

This situation had been formatted differently if they want to you know get all sides of whatever that's perfectly fine But maybe show you the footage so that you can respond whether that be diary cam like whatever that looks like and then Don't get upset whenever you're addressing something on the podcast to your loyal followers Listeners who have watched you since 16 and pregnant Don't get upset then when you're addressing it because the opportunity wasn't given to you the same, right? I do think that that you brought up a unique point in that I could have responded the same way and had these same feelings if they did like I don't I'm not trying to control You know anyone else's segments or who's in their segments like what they do is what they do

But I could have read this exact statement on the episode. You know what I mean? Had I seen the footage I could have responded and that could have been in the episode ultimately decided not to film and you know first for a A lengthy period of time which was had nothing to do with the scene by the way I did tweet and let people know that I wasn't going to be in a couple of episodes, but it was not me refusing to film I just I genuinely needed a mental break and it just so happened to be at the same time as this was going on I needed a break. I needed to take some time off of filming for myself and But had I give have had I been given the opportunity to react to that specific footage

I could have said this on the episode itself, but I feel pretty good still about my decision and not filming for a while and Just taking that much needed break and also just being able to be my authentic self here on the podcast. I love that You know so many people who are listening to this whether it be probably not a ton of single dads. Maybe some not sure Probably lots of single moms Listening to this that are in co-parenting situations and we all have our unique challenges No one situation when you're having to deal with someone that Is no longer in your life and the capacity that they weren't once were is it always easy? and I think sometimes that

even in my story that I am guilty of glorifying a co-parenting situation without sharing every aspect of it and so I Don't want anybody to be listening to me thinking that my situation is Hunky-dory all the time because man, it's off the rails right now. And so Y'all don't even know But I just wanted to say I feel kind of guilty for Making things seem one way and not always sharing every aspect of it every single week if that But I think that you know, we can be in the public eye and we can find a balance between sharing what we want to share and also

Having some privacy as well. I don't think it has to be you know, put it all out there Don't put anything out there And I think we have paid our dues as far as putting stuff out there You know what I mean like there are things that I filmed about that I really didn't necessarily Want to and I'm not super proud of it But I feel like I'm in a place right now where I could find the balance of filming certain things and then having some things Private just for the sake of my children and growing and you know, I'm 30 now. I'm 30 that sounds so weird But you know, I think there's a balance. I think we can still have like our genuine

You know our loyal followers and listeners who support us and they you know The people who who love us for us and have followed our journey would we'll still respect us and love us Even if we don't share every single, you know personal detail of our lives. Well, and I think it goes back to Therapy to I am more mindful now of the things that I do and the impact of things that I do that have on other people so When I choose to do something it's something that I have sat and thought about Before executing it. That's why I always tell Kale if I say something

it's because I meant it because I thought about it before I did it and With that mindset I have to be very cognizant that there are other people that are involved But then there is also a Duty that I feel to to fill I guess in a sense that You're tuning into my story every single week. So finding that happy balance of Sharing and not oversharing but not undersharing and I think it's that's the issue, you know Like finding that middle ground and the gray area of what does that look like? Right? How do you know?

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Um, I wanted to say too that I just wanted to give a little shout out to the coffee combos Facebook page. Yes, I Uh, I ragged the southern tea Facebook page on this week's episode and I'm gonna give a shout out to coffee combos this week because I just love how invested everyone is and I find out so much information on That Facebook page and it's just so great. I honestly they get the tea faster than anyone I know faster than anyone that I fucking know. I'm like they are literally the The CBI or something like coffee combos FBI. I like honestly, I even I can't sometimes I go in there I can't even keep up because they just have ever they have all the information and outside of that

There's a couple of threads that I've been in there that people are like I don't want to talk about the duggers anymore and then people are like, oh, I love hearing the duggers stuff And I'm like, okay. Well, you guys we can't start it and then just not finish like not finish it It has been extremely lengthy and if had to do over again Probably would have just created a bonus episode and Covered all of this but I still don't know that if we would have created a bonus episode that we would have been able to cover All of it all of it in one hour. Yeah, I agreed. I am It's definitely been a lot longer than I anticipated, but I didn't know like the full story or anything

I didn't even think about doing like a bonus episode It would have probably had to have been like two bonus episodes. That's what I'm saying and I'm like, hey Well, you know, so if you guys are not interested in the duggers stuff We have been trying to shorten it by the week. So we're giving like little smaller bits of information But want to include a trigger warning the following segment contains graphic mentions of sexual assault and child abuse. I Said this last week. I'm so glad that we have now moved on to 2016 because 2015 must have been so exhausting for every person that

Was involved in this because it was exhausting to me as someone who's covering this I'm sure it's exhausting to kill and to the listeners. So February 5th 2016 it was reported that Danica Dillon dropped her lawsuit against Josh Duggar According to these legal documents that were obtained by TMZ, which is always obtained by TMZ Danica dropped her sexual assault lawsuit against Josh and promised to never refile the case Danica also acknowledged that the documents produced by Josh Proved that she lied as part of her settlement

Josh agreed not to file these documents proving Danica lied as part of the settlement as well And then quickly after the news of this broke Danica tweeted just because something was dropped doesn't mean that it was a lie and I have several different thoughts on this because One I hate the fact that TMZ gets every frickin legal document that is out there Like if it's out there TMZ is gonna get it To I think that there was some private settlement stuff going on here and this was a way to like try to save face and

I don't believe that She lied and also, it's interesting to me that the settlement Like there's information out there about the settlement agreement, which typically is private between the parties that are involved in the lawsuit I know that I've been involved in something that settlement was private and Never to be spoken about and so I'm just shocked that Josh proved that she lied as part of her settlement and then

Agreed to not file the document proving that she lied. I feel like if she in fact lied Someone would have leaked this document Mm-hmm proving that she lied right I thought that you couldn't I always was under the impression You don't talk about settlements as well Like I know when Farrah settled with MTV for whatever their lawsuit was they weren't allowed to talk about it and there I mean based on my current lawsuit There are things there are confidential things in there that are never supposed to be discussed and I typically think that you don't really Discuss something

After the fact that's the whole point of a settlement is usually have like some type of like gag order or you know confidentiality clause so Lots of questions here if they can prove that she lied Why would you settle? Why wouldn't Josh after all of the public humiliation, right? Right, right, I mean if you can prove that she lied then you have a slam dunk in your case on your side of the case And I think that with lawsuits and stuff There maybe are certain circumstances that People do settle to just get out of the lawsuit, but when it is dealing with morality issues and character

The amount of humiliation that he had put himself and his entire family through Why would they not file these documents to be able to clear his name and why was anything settled? That's why I do not think this woman lied. I think she told the whole truth. I agree. I agree with you so then in an interview with Hustler magazine Danica claimed that Josh choked her called her a worthless and dirty slut and Even spit in her face when she tried to push him away during rough in her course in 2015 She claimed that Josh's first words to her when he arrived at her hotel room during the encounter were get undressed get on your knees Mmm, I don't think that anyone would make that up. I don't either because it seems extreme to me

seems pretty angry to me And maybe these were I don't I don't want to like make any accusations or anything But it seems a little fetish like to me I was gonna say the same like it seems like there's there's some underlying situation here going on and I don't know if it's like a fetish situation or like power underlying like resentment and anger and you know Like things that he needs to like essentially like unleash. Does that make sense? Like, yeah That's when you said that that's exactly what I thought. Yeah, it's very odd

Danica said that there was no intimacy nothing that he grabbed her head and pulled Her like he pulled her onto him and was doing a forced blow job and she couldn't breathe She added that after she pushed him off a few times he calmed down But things turned rough again when they did actually have sex The quote is he picked me up and threw me down on the bed bit me over and was pulling my hair Calling me a dirty slut telling me that I deserved it and I like it during doggy He flipped me over and grabbed my legs just threw me down and tossed me over He pressed me down pretty hard as if he was trying to push my neck into the bed almost

constricting my airway there's definitely a fine line between like good rough sex like that is mutually consensual and then Sex that is just over the top and crosses the line Well, that's the thing here. I think where it's gone wrong is this was like unwanted engagement so I'm not thinking that she's lying like I literally think that she's telling the truth These are very detailed

allegations For them to be a lie not saying that people can't make up like big lies, but I just don't believe that she did I'd love to know if Anyone who's listening to this thinks that he did do this or if he didn't or if you Feel another way than how I do because I just I'm sorry. I think he is Scum and just a horrible very sick and twisted person. I definitely think he did it I also agree with how he how you feel about him Like I also think so. I do. Um, did you see all of the stuff on the Gabby Petito update?

I did not. Oh my gosh. So update me. What's going on? This is an article from Fox news But I want to say it was within like the last four or five days this information came out Gabby Petito update parents file a lawsuit against laundry family the laundry family Steve Bertolino, I think this how you say his last name called the lawsuit baseless which I just want to say most attorneys that are Defending a lawsuit typically say that always Um, whether there's you know, merit or not

So says Gabby Petito's parents have filed a civil lawsuit in Florida alleging that Brian Laundrie's parents Chris and Roberta were aware That their son killed their daughter and attempted to help him flee justice Christopher Laundrie and Roberta Laundrie exhibited extreme and outrageous conduct which constitutes behavior under the circumstances Which goes beyond all possible bounds of decency and is regarded as shocking Atrocious and utterly intolerable in civilized community. The lawsuit alleges as a direct and Proximate result of the willfulness and maliciousness of Christopher Laundrie and Roberta Laundrie Joseph Petito and Nicole Schmidt had been caused to suffer pain and suffering Mental anguish and convenience loss of capacity for enjoyment of life experience in the past to be experienced in the future

It said that it is believed that on August 27th 2021 Brian Laundrie murdered Gabby Petito in the civil case Laundrie then sent phony text messages between his cell phone and Petito's in an effort to hide the fact that she was actually not living the complaint alleges that Laundrie confessed to his parents on August 28th and That the Laundrie's hired lawyer Steve Bertolino a long time friend on September 2nd I'm disgusted because I think this is this just confirms what we kind of already thought like we all already thought that he his parents knew

But the fact that it's now confirmed I have absolutely no respect for his parents His parents are honestly disgusting to me remember when all of the rumors were going around and I was like We probably just shouldn't talk about it until we know more information When it was like those rumors about the Laundrie's meeting with the FBI and Immunity or something like that and how they were trying to get immunity granted. Yes Well, that almost makes me feel like they were trying to do that because they Knew that they knew for so long and didn't give up that information Their attorney told Fox News digital on Friday that he represented the Laundrie family for many years called the civil lawsuit baseless and

This is a quote as I have maintained. I'm sorry baseless. Is that a joke? Yeah, yeah, that's what he said Okay, I can't take this guy seriously anyway But he says as I have maintained over the last several months the Laundrie's have not publicly commented at my direction Which is their right under a law assuming everything the Petitos allege in their lawsuit is true Which we deny this lawsuit does not change the fact that the Laundrie's had no Obligation to speak to law enforcement or any third party including the Petito family This fundamental legal principle renders the Petitos claims to be baseless under the law That's honestly disturbing and like I'm upset by that. That's a lot of reasons. I mean, could you imagine

What Gabby Petito's parents have gone through? I know I couldn't imagine I can sympathize with him, but I couldn't even begin to Try to imagine This lawsuit is not baseless and that statement that he made literally makes me nauseous because it is a loophole of the law that he's trying to use to justify actions of These people to try to save themselves knowing the information that they knew knowing that these people were Begging and pleading to have answers about their daughter and it just shows how

Inhumane their actions truly are it did say that there was multiple conversations between Brian his parents and This Steven Bertolino before Brian left Wyoming on August 30th I could imagine for Brian's parents They were probably so they probably felt so many emotions themselves because they're they had to face the music in that their sun cre Committed this like heinous murder and so they couldn't they're upset and they're angry and Mad for whatever reason at Gabby's parents, which is you know what I mean?

So like to think about all four of them being parents to you know these young adults and not having any type of empathy or like Bone in their body to say you know what what we're doing is wrong And we need to tell Gabby's parents like despite this being our son that did it You didn't deserve this your daughter didn't deserve this like nothing in their mind body or souls was like Do the right thing like how fucking disturbing? so You try to look at it from a perspective of a parent and look at both of the situations

Brian's parents and then Gabby's parents, but ultimately she was the victim and their son did something so heinous and You know you want to sympathize with them as parents and say You know they probably were very much struggling to and were between a rock and a hard place It didn't know what to do, but what's done was already done, right?

So why not do what's what you can that what's whatever's left that is right that could be right? It's already done. That's the thing and that's that's what's so bothersome. It's like You know, they they didn't hesitate. They they were in sound mind enough to immediately lawyer up You know, so it's like you can't really They're I don't know, but I saw where John Kelly who is a criminal profiler who has heavily followed this case said A normal mother and father would After having the girl living with him for that length of time obviously asked the question. Where is she? And that's where it gets really weird. He would tell them that he killed her

Would he tell them something happened to her would he tell them that she ran off? um Obviously, they're going to have questions like You know, I mean, why wouldn't you why wouldn't I was a parent? I would definitely have questions the lawsuit also alleged that during this time the parents were attempting to arrange A way for their son to flee the country He left their home in the days following the missing person report and was ultimately found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a swampy park nearby in late october

um I just I feel like they know so much information and I think we will see so much more from this in the coming months that other things will be uncovered Yeah, I agree. It's really sad. I feel really my heart goes out to Gabby Petito's family mine as well Um, you know what I was thinking about doing what when we're in Dallas what uh Putting my phone on that focus mode to where you get like no notifications because the amount of notifications that I've been getting lately. Do you ever feel like sometimes it's like your phone's like pretty good?

And it's you know, she's just silent like she's hanging and chilling and then sometimes It's like the bitch is off the chain and you just need to to break her Yeah, actually dropped my phone in the shower yesterday. Um, and so she broke but I have like I know no, no, no, but but it's kind of the same But also I have been there in both situations where the phone is just like Um, and then also and it's like, okay. I literally can't take this Actually, I had an overwhelming moment this morning because I felt like I had to post things Um, I know this is like first world problems and I'm not complaining

I'm just saying like I was a little overwhelmed because I felt like I needed to do so many things at one time on my phone And then like people texting me and then if I respond or don't respond and then I get sidetracked and then Just trying to stay like on task Um, but yes, I get it. That's the worst. Um with spring break coming up I ran across this article on cbs news that I want to cover It's talking about fentanyl overdoses

On spring break and this was so alarming to me It said several students on spring break overdosed on what to be appeared cocaine laced with fentanyl And were hospitalized in fort lauderdale on tuesday um, it happened at an air bmb vacation house four went into cardiac arrest after ingesting the drug before two friends tried to help by performing cpr and That's when they were also exposed to the drug Um, four of the students involved cadets at the us military academy at west point were taken to the hospital

west point public affairs said and Um, one was actually a football player there suspect has been arrested um, fort lauderdale fire department Um says that the incident brings great concern that there could be other ods over the next couple of days Obviously, if there's a bad batch, it's not just isolated to one buyer It normally goes to everyone that purchases that same substance from whoever they got it from Fentanyl is an unpredictable and powerful synthetic painkiller blamed for driving an increase in fatal drug overdoses

It's 50 to 100 times stronger than morphine and used to treat severe pain The u.s. Center of disease control and prevention says it also slows a person's breathing and heart rate um, and one of the neighbors That had observed said that they actually seemed like they were good just typical college kids that they had been reality in the pool but obviously this was like not a deserved thing and I just want to say that parents who are listening to this who Do have teenagers or kids that are traveling on spring break Please educate your kids because this is so

dangerous and So unpredictable. It's actually terrifying. Um Fentanyl will literally you could be an active freaking labor and they'll put you on fentanyl and your baby will come out sleepy kind of thing Um, if it's you know overdone. So it's very terrifying Like you could literally be in 10 centimeters dilated and pushing out a baby and be on fentanyl and not feel a thing so and I've I've heard of like people lacing like weed with fentanyl and just People it's just terrifying. So agreed if you're if you have a child on spring break talk to them have conversations

Open the door before this even comes. You don't even want to wait until spring break occurs Have these conversations regularly throughout the year so that when the time comes these kids are not just like Yeah, yeah, yeah kind of thing I grew up in a home that it was just Like not a discussed thing like we didn't really discuss Safe sex we just discussed like don't have sex at all um

Don't drink at all and my approach in parenting looks very differently And so I would just encourage you to have those open conversations, even if they're hard conversations because having kids out in this world Is so scary anyway But having them out in this world uneducated on things that could be so harmful to them Knowing that it's simple conversations that could be had that could possibly

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You and I both have very much been following This pete davison and conye west saga not ski not ski not something that rhymes with feet Yeah, i'm dating somebody he right his name rhymes with feet. Okay ski I I'm just so I so I saw the new Kardashians who loo trailer and courtney and travis trying to have a baby and then kylie's having a public pregnancy this time and Um, there's so much there. There's also kim kardashians like most recent get-up-and-work situation that I have so much to say

um, and then you know, there's the ski and kanya shit that i'm just like I'm obviously an outsider and I have no business speaking on it either But here I go We go speak on it So I was reading some of the comments because pete reached out to kanya and texted him and there were people in the comments saying that pete had no business texting kanya I don't agree with that. I have there have been men that I have been with who They truly value me or like said person has truly valued me and would speak up

Like I respect you as the father of so-and-so of kale's children But when it comes to kale You're not going to disrespect her. You know what i'm saying? And so I feel in my personal opinion that that that pete I was about to call him ski Um that pete has done You know did the right thing like okay kim is an incredible mother like leave her alone You know what I mean? Like you're not going to continue to disrespect her As long as I'm around and let's not forget that kanya basically buried keat

Uh, I can't even get the damn name right Basically buried pete in a music video and is rapping about him and is coming at kim's neck about her parenting And who's watching the kids while they're in fricking they're in their beds like I have so much Kanye has lost his fucking mind. Okay, so the only thing that I will say that was in poor taste ski um is When kanya and these no, I don't know. I know what you're gonna say and I don't agree with you When He was like, where are you or whatever? I mean, he was like in bed with your wife. I'm like, okay

okay, like We didn't need to say you know what I can't get asked kanya asked the question. Where are you so ski pete feet? He answered I get it But I feel like you know, it's just like the fuel to the fire and I will say with all of the shenanigans that have gone on You know, you can only be pushed so far until you're like, okay enough But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying for for pete to finally like open his mouth Like he's like it's 8 a.m. So whatever was occurring whether it was kanya texting kim or calling kim or doing this or doing that like

Enough is enough like that is now, you know Pete's girlfriend and he's not going to stand for anyone disrespecting her especially the mother the father of her children Like if she does a good job and she's doing what she needs to do then kanya needs to chill the fuck out last time I checked he's out and out and about shopping With with chainie jones and biner and air mass purse. I mean, I don't know if that's where it came from But you guys get the point like focus on you and I and let kim do what she wants to do Now, did you see did you see my story where it was like the picture of chainie jones and kanya west following her and it was like kanya west

Really took a delve seriously when she said never mind. I'll find someone else like you I died I literally passed away I have so many good tiktoks that are gonna get posted to coffee convo's story this week that are Bringing humor to this situation. That's really not a humorous situation like we We're talking about this because it is very relevant in our world at least and Probably everyone who watches the Kardashians, which is probably a lot of people that tune into this If you're watching teen mom, you're probably watching the Kardashians

Um, if you're watching chrisley knows best, you're probably watching the Kardashians Um, but I will say that I loved the new trailer I did too. I loved it way better than anything that had ever been produced on e That's no shade. That's just I think that they've been doing this for so long that they have really perfected the game and I think it's gonna be absolutely amazing. I can't wait and yeah, we're gonna we're gonna talk about the show The end of the trailer. They're like do not go against the family. I Love it so much. It's like, okay. This is the family and don't fuck with us. Do not go against the family

so I will also say if uh, I think that pete was fine with these messages being leaked I think he had to have been yeah, because they were screenshotted from His phone because they were blue like his messages were blue he was he was fully okay with it, um And you know, frankly, I don't really blame him. You can only take so much for so long and I think that What is weird to me is that I didn't even know Kanye West in the social

space until this fallout with kim and now You know, I mean he did do some crazy stuff like deer in election like Leading up to that. Uh, there was like some some weird stuff that was going on outside of that. I've never really Known him to be so relevant on social media. Am I wrong? Um, no, definitely not wrong I think that there was a time where he didn't post anything and um, just very low key on social media He he kind of let his music speak for him and you know

His business endeavors speak for him and Yeezy speak for him and all of that And so I don't think he really needed a social media presence, but um, I mean this just goes to show like how How invested people are in the emotions and you know Mental health and all of that are at play here, you know I will say that part of me feels for Kanye West because I do think that there are some underlying issues there that he has not explored and I do think that you know, maybe he should reach out to a professional and And get the help that is needed so that this kind of behavior can stop because it's very toxic

Um, to the point that kim sent him a text saying you're creating a dangerous and scary environment And someone will hurt p and this will all be your fault Um, which that's just sad, you know, it's like okay when it gets to that point where people's safety Come into play Then enough is enough, right? I agree. I think Kanye's level of just um, I don't even know what the word is Un unstable is concerning. Yeah, and you know, I will say um That the thing about the video you sent me yesterday Um, it was like the tiktok or whatever. He was

Kanye's eyes were closed and he was talking was he praying well So at first I mean it was a pretty lengthy video and at first I didn't know what the fuck was going on because his eyes Were closed and it wasn't very prayer like it was just talking and then towards the end he's saying I'm You know, I pray, you know that my kids come to some sunday service and you know Whatever the devil will not win and things like that and I didn't realize for the first like minute and a half that it was a prayer I will say if they were regularly going to sunday service and now they Are not attending There's a lot of things that you can't judge in this situation because we're only we only know like what's being shown from both sides as viewers of

Social media basically like we are trolls um We don't know if there is a safety Concerned truly that kim is just truly concerned for her kid's safety. Maybe not even Concerned for her kid's safety when it comes to Kanye like you don't know so it's hard for me to say, you know She should be sending them to sunday service or Whatever, um, I certainly hope that Kanye wouldn't stoop so low to use

Religion as a way to gain sympathy I'm Pete telling him to grow the fuck up and Kanye responding and saying oh you using profanity. Where are you right now? Um Like what do you mean you're using profanity like I don't get it like I think he said fuck I think Kanye's public meltdowns and Trolling kim and trolling pete and his videos. I mean Of basically burying pete are

Much more concerning and alarming and a detriment to his children's well-being than pete using profanity That's just my personal opinion one big thing in this Altercation if that's what you want to call it That I hated is going after someone's mental health You can Say someone needs to you know, maybe seek professional help in a kind

way To be like, hey, you know like these are the things that you're doing and I don't know that you really realize but you know, maybe going and and talking to someone that is Versed and what is actually going on and I'm gonna be able to give you some good guidance would be advisable. I think that reads very different than Kanye Saying about happy to see that you're out of the hospital and rehab Um, and then pete telling him that he should go and get help

Um, I read the comment from Kanye about happy to see you're out of the hospital and rehab is very like petty And the way I read what pete said was kind of more like maybe you should you know go and get help Um, pete definitely took it better than I would have because that would have Punched me in the gut. I think pete handled it very well and um, You know basic kind of like Not going with the the joke but like taking it well and being like, you know, it's actually helped Maybe you should try it kind of thing, right? Well, and for anyone who knows anything about pete davison he has had issues with suicidal thoughts, um

And openly discussed his borderline personality disorder on several different occasions and so I didn't know that I didn't know he had borderline personality disorder. I don't I'm not familiar with what that is. So let me google it Let me google it. Yeah, so he's openly talked about that and Kanye also deals with mental health issues and has bipolar disorder um, and so I think that there's a lot of mental health things that are going on in this situation that if Seeking proper

Help and treatment that feel like I know somebody with this could be diffused. I'm not gonna say are you diagnosing someone Yeah, I am actually because this sounds very much like okay So borderline personality disorder also called bpd emotional dysregulation disorder A mental disorder characterized by unstable moods behavior and relationships the cause of borderline personality disorder isn't well understood Diagnosis is made based on symptoms. It says it requires a medical diagnosis Symptoms include emotional instability feelings of worthlessness insecurity impulsivity and impaired social relationships This sounds a lot like someone that I used to be with Wow, we'll have to privately

Discuss that whenever we hang up um outside of this nonsense that's been going on Kim Kardashian was under fire earlier in the week for A video that I found it on tiktok. I don't know where it was originally Posted but you said you had feelings on it and I also do So Kim Kardashian makes this video where she is saying that nobody wants to get up and work anymore and get your ass up and work and

I did have a lot of feelings on it because It's it's at first when I first watched it the very first time I watched it. I was like, okay I mean, maybe that's true. I don't know. I mean, I've been working since I was you know before I got 16 and pregnant and You know things like that and watched my mom bust her ass and barely be able to make ends meet with three jobs But that's neither here nor there um I had a lot of feelings on it because I think I struggle with The fact that I did get lucky and get an opportunity to be on tv and so financially that has created

Not only you know helped me with income But it's also been a part of the reason why I have other opportunities and why I was able to create the other opportunities for myself Now that all being said I didn't start there. I got lucky Not everyone as lucky as I am to have done that. Do you get what I'm saying? So I remember a time where I was a single mom I had no I have no family support. That's not that's not something that I have I couldn't pay for nannies I couldn't pay for an assistant I couldn't pay for any of that and I put $1,200 of my hard-earned money into Isaac's trust fund and I couldn't get it back out

And I had to tell my landlord that I was probably not going to be able to make rent And hope that I still had a place to stay So to say that oh just get up and work. Okay people are getting up and busting their asses And they're one not being paid what they should be being paid for their work I mean I tell christen all the time like If Natalie and christen didn't do what they did for what they do on a regular basis for me I would never be able to do the things that I do and I still don't feel like I pay them enough Like I still I feel like I owe them my entire life

Because they do so much for me in order for me to get up and work. Does that make sense? So like they're busting their fucking asses and they don't make what I make And I feel like I have what I have because of their work behind the fucking scenes So kim kardashian has a lot of fucking balls when her her dad was a famous attorney and her stepfather was an olympian her view of hard work is like Rearranging Paris Filton's closet like I just it's very hard for me to accept that from her when I've seen both sides of it

I've been in a place where I have people working under me and helping me and to make things that I do possible every day But I've also been in the part where I'm working two three jobs going trying to make it through community college And a single mom kim kardashian has no idea what that's like and how hard it is and how I'm emotionally draining financially draining Exhausting it is she has no idea what that's like. So to say that to somebody and to say that to people is I feel Like a smack in the face. I wish that I you know, every any time that I get like a a bonus contract or some type of um Just like income that's not expected

I try to convince christen to take a bonus because I'm like she deserves it And I you know, I don't even feel like I deserve all the credit that I get For what I do because Natalie and christen deserve recognition. Do you get what I'm saying? I totally get I definitely Don't discredit how how hard she works. I think all of the kardashians and geners and I think they all work incredibly hard But let's not forget that the people that work under you and for you are being paid pennies compared to what you're being paid And they're busting their asses every day for the kardashian brand and for the general brand and for you know what I'm saying

And so let's not knock what other people's hard work looks like because they don't have the spotlight and the public figure and the and the um multiple multiple businesses income I have this video that um I'm gonna play it because I feel like he makes a really good point Ending to tell women that the reason they're not successful is because they're too lazy to get off their asses and actually work Because yes kim kardashian works hard, but you know who else works hard

Most women but what their asses don't have is kim's luck to be born into a rich family with the famous lawyer parents And an even more famous olympian step parents And all the access and the connections that that brings you Think about it if you're lucky if you're lucky to have that then yeah There's a good chance that your hard work is going to make you successful But don't forget how much luck has to do with that success Anyone who says just work hard and things will work out those people are forgetting a major component known as luck A lot of people work hard and they're still broke in fact another time the broker you are the harder you probably work

Yeah, my grand that's the point that I wanted to make was The harder you work the broker you are because those are the people that have to bust their asses to make ends meet You know what I'm saying like my mom as much as I have you know said what I said about her and feel how I feel about her my mom Despite her addiction and her alcoholism and you know all of the things that she's gone through my mom Always worked two or three jobs to try to make ends meet and and struggled with addiction and was a single mom And despite all of that she just worked you get what I'm saying like that was my mom's That was one constant in my mom's life. She busted her fucking ass, but I had

We had nothing you know what I'm saying like there were days that there were no food in the fridge There was days where I was going across the street to fucking see steve's market corner store And he's giving me free chips because I couldn't afford to eat you get what I'm saying So like yeah, I think what she said was very very tone deaf and you know He this I don't know who this is. He's on The Daily Show. Um, I just came across this tiktok makes a really good point I mean, I think I think that's a very good point All right, all right

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Session in therapy and sometimes the first couple sessions in therapy can be a little awkward. They can be a little uncomfortable Um, and sometimes you don't click or sometimes you just need a couple of sessions to like really click with your therapist Um, I have been discouraged in the past from therapy because I had met with different Therapists and counselors and didn't really feel a connection and just starting over and feel that deflated feeling and like The uncomfortable feeling of like where the hell do you start? I think, um Take your time. Be open-minded. Don't give up right away. I mean, I told Kristin this morning She said she didn't want to hope she doesn't get mad at me for sharing this

But she didn't want to go to therapy this morning because it's been draining for her Um, the last two weeks and I was like, no, but say that like go into your therapist and say like I don't want to be here Like I'm drained. Yeah, I'm drained I've had an emotional two past sessions of therapy and I don't want to be here And that's going to break the ice. It's going to you're going to talk about why you're uncomfortable Um, but the first ones it's the same thing. It's like you walk in and you're saying like I'm uncomfortable This is new to me. I'm not ready for this or I am ready for this or whatever the case is and just say it The therapists and the doctors and you know, all of that are that's what they're trained for. That's what they're there for

I had um This morning, um now I've been with my therapist for two and a half years, but um, we had a sex ed conversation We had a sex ed conversation today. So oh, wow. Okay. Yeah, if that makes anyone feel better. We were talking about, um relationships and you know monogamy and Safe sex and how to how women could protect themselves during oral. Um, it was just a very, um You just never know. Wow kale. What a What a therapy session So just be open-minded go in there knowing that yes, it may be awkward

I'm not going to sugarcoat that for you and it's it may be uncomfortable And it may be uncomfortable for us a couple sessions in a row or even If you don't click with that one and having to go to a new one and starting over that's going to be uncomfortable too But sit in those uncomfortable feelings like feel those uncomfortable feelings I couldn't agree with that more my first therapy session. I felt like okay. Wow. How do I even begin to unpack? 30 years worth of Stuff I'm given this hour and I need to basically like sum up my entire life all my problems and

throw up on her for One hour and that never seemed and every week it never seems like it's enough I'm finally at a place where I feel like my hour a week is enough but for a very long time and we're talking probably over a year and a half I never felt that way until recently. So It's going to be uncomfortable You need to get comfortable in the uncomfortable moments and

I always say this Be uncomfortable now so that you can be comfortable later. Yeah 100. I love that Okay, foul play Um, you're gonna read this. I'm gonna read it. Okay. Say less. I just want to make sure I'm at the right one. Okay Okay Foul play everybody. Okay. You've heard of prairie dogging and turtling. I'm gonna throw up. I can't deal with any more shit Um, but have you heard of extreme butt sweats? So total tmi So total tmi

But I feel like I'm the only person that suffers from this and need to know if this happens to others Or if I need to head to the doctor as soon as possible Y'all have talked about prairie dogging and Which I have experienced before but I literally suffer from butt sweats to explain it for you Whenever I have to go number two like when okay, this is first of all, I'm not even into what it is yet But I this is not where I saw this going. I thought but sweats was like your butt crack sweats or something throughout the day That's where I thought this was going but as I'm reading this is not it To explain it for you whenever I have to go number two like when a poop is brewing my upper thighs and butt sweat profusely

Like so bad that it feels like I have sat in a puddle of water It seeps through my clothes and makes my pants are short sweaty and damp I've struggled with this my whole life and we have never met anyone else that suffers from this Does this happen to you or do you know anyone it happens to? I hope I'm not the only one with butt sweats because I will crawl into a hole and never I love your podcast so much and hope you all never stop First of all she I whoever wrote this in I don't know if this is a woman or a man But I love you for this and I'm I am truly sorry from the bottom of my soul that you suffer from this

I I've never heard of anything like this unfortunately, but is it uh Like really watery diarrhea like is this I think it's just poop in general I don't think I've ever heard of butt sweats. Um, I've seen like I I'm thoroughly concerned about it. No, no I'm concerned like I wear granny panties. I love granny panties I've told you all this before but I love them though, especially the yogas like the seamless yoga ones are my favorites They have them at Target. Um, I love them. They're so comfortable and if I don't wear them

I the reason why I wear them because like I also like to not wear underwear Um, is because they keep me like I I get this like I have this fear that my butt crack is sweating So that's really why I wear granny panties. I don't know if it in fact does sweat But if the panties make me feel dry, okay, I need to I don't think my ass is ever sweated First of all Secondly, I need to know who's listening to this that has

um butt sweats and If you have butt sweats, do you know like when it's sweating like you feel it back there? Like you don't know if you've diarrheaed or it's just like sweat not diarrheaed um Never heard of this before I imagine that men have like swampy sweaty asses But I don't know if I've like heard of a woman having this before but I've also never talked about butt sweats before with a lady Um, I've only ever talked about butt sweats with will

um, he probably definitely has butt sweats and Kale like how many times are is your butt sweating that you have like this feeling? um Like you just like if I'm sitting down for a really long time And I stand up. I just worry if if my ass is sweating like I don't feel like it's wet like But I I just worry about if it is wet Like you know how like when you sit down and it warms the seat. Yeah. Okay. So like if I sit there too long so you kind of uh

Have what's it called like when you are self-conscious like oh, it's like um hypochondria Yeah, like you are a butt You are a hypochondriac when it comes to butt sweating I am a hypochondriac when it comes to like I if I'm talking to people I always have to have gum in my mouth like it is one of those things and I don't know if it's because like I hate smelling people's bad breath or

What it is but yours is butt sweats Well, I just yeah, I were like I would if I had a line from my ass crack Would someone tell me your ass crack is sweating or would they just let let it rock? Yeah, I would tell you Thank god Like if I saw you in Dallas in a couple of days and your butt was sweating I'd be like hey ass sweats Butt sweats Okay, so We're gonna do one more foul play and then get out of here

The mudroom story made me want to share a story from 2013. Well, I'm glad we're going to the archives I was recently single and going out a lot and one of my really good friends was single at the time So we often go out together. It was one of those nights where we both had a lot to drink, especially her So one of her other good friends that we met out offered us to stay at her place and she was so close by She had a sectional couch. I hate where this is going so My friend and I set up there for the night We had been lying down for maybe a half an hour or so and then I heard my friend get up and stumble around the living room

I opened my eyes and look over to find that she had pulled her pants down completely And pulled a leg out and was legit squatting in the corner of the living room and started pissing all over the floor We aren't talking a little pee a long pee after many night drinks I was lying on the couch witnessing this in horror. I had no idea What to do or say If anything, I think she genuinely thought that she was in the bathroom on the toilet After she was done

She pulled her pants back up and threw herself on the couch the floor is carpet So I knew all of it would be soaking in The morning came and I didn't know if I should bring this up I knew that she would be embarrassed But I thought the other friend would want to know that she would need to spray her carpet I never said a word to either of them to this day. I don't know if either of them know that it happened I imagine whoever is living there now clean the carpets before moving in But unless a smell surfaced

I'd be willing to bet their living room had a puddle which turned into dried pee for a very long time Oh, wow Okay, this reminds me of my college spring break story of that fucking girl Getting up and me watching her walk to my veteran suitcase Lifting up the suitcase as if it was a toilet lid Sitting on her clothes and pissing over her entire suitcase Like I watched it the entire thing happening and was like giggling the whole time. My best friend did not think it was funny Um, but I thought it was hilarious and I just wonder how often this happens because this

literally sounds like a copycat version of my Miami spring break story and That means that this happens a lot of times I the only time I can remember like you did this peeing and not like I wasn't drunk though. I was like a child. I remember I was like 10 And I got up in the middle of the night and like peed in my room at like I had my own room at my grandparents house and I like peed on the floor No, but I it was like a like a lucid dream like when you're like half awake and half not

That happened to me one time When I was a kid I went into the bathroom. The toilet lid was down and I sat like on the toilet lid to start peeing And felt the piss like trickling down my legs and I'm like, fuck fuck I'm so dead I just need to know how often this happens because I feel like it's a common occurrence like I really do I it's definitely more common than anyone's willing to talk about that's for sure. Um, what's bone doing today? Bone is good. Um, I we should just get her on the podcast because she's just she's a ball of of

Lots of things before we go, which I've said like a hundred times at this point and we still don't go um I saw this one tick talk of this girl Queefing and it made me and did you think I'm more terrified than anything that I've ever seen like I thought of bone I need to tell you before you leave before we leave She so hot neighbor is just like he's so fun to just like hang out with whatever like sometimes he hangs out with me and bone um and she We talked about knowing the difference between a queef and a fart and she just queefed on command right in front of them. Oh

Did you video it? No Damn it. I should have I didn't even think about it. I didn't even think about it I'm upset But it's so funny because hot neighbor didn't react like he just just like shakes his head and laughs like he doesn't He doesn't he's not like grossed out. He's not like it's just funny like his reactions are so like nonchalant can um We convince bone to do a video of this for coffee humbers podcast I'm gonna I'm texting her right now. Lindsay is asking if

Okay, I'll be sure Absolutely, like tell me where to go. Am I coming to the office? Uh, let me Matt like muster up this queef like what? Okay, this queef that I saw on tiktok kill. I kid you not I was watching this in my bed and the phone dropped on my face. I was like What's that What is that what I was I was scared Um, wait when we're in Dallas, can we face time bone?

So that she can do it for me while I'm with you. Yes, I'm texting her right now And then we'll make a tiktok like I have a love hate relationship with bone right now. It's like the shit on The bench. Yep. Yep is foul. It's like upsetting It's upsetting it's upsetting but I The queefing on command like I will be friends with bone strictly for that content. Yes. I just texted I said If we FaceTime you in Dallas will you she said she can't I said that Lindsay can't believe it and then She's gonna type she's gonna text back if anything. I can just get a video of it tonight when I go home

I love that you guys just sit around and fucking our queef masters like it's weird Her sister just texted in the group chat and said you just suck air in and then push I don't know how to suck air in my no no air gets up there none I'm trying to do it right now And like nothing's going on in there Does that okay? This is the last question that I'm gonna ask and we're gonna end on this If you can suck air into your cat. Does that mean you have a bigger hole?

No, I don't think so. We need answers. Oh my god. She sent the video I'm done Wait play it with a volume up Now she said just did it now. I'm gonna queef all day. Great. Here you go Oh, that was her laughing in the video You guys This is in the group group the group chat and my friend cat She said you're dirty and then bone said I literally just queefed in a guy's face at jujitsu because I can't help it

Oh When I go upside down, did you hear it? Yeah, will you play it one more time? If you If if you guys have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast On instagram, please follow us over there if you have not subscribed to the show Please do that on the purple podcast app type in coffee combos. Click subscribe Do not leave us a comment about queefing on The reviews that would be bad

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