Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 52: Custody Agreements, Co-Parenting Disasters, & Threesome Gone Wrong
Episode Date: November 1, 2018Kail & Lindsie follow up on her co-parenting situation w/Javi. They discuss custody agreements & why it's best to stick to them. They discuss a woman w/ aggressive breast cancer, who froze her... eggs, got a divorce ending w/ a legal battle over the eggs. They talk about a woman trying to bite off a mans genitals & why Kail thinks these things always happen in FL & Lindsie thinks it's always SC. They discuss the recreation of the Titanic. They talk about Spirit Airlines & how they think its a total scam. They have a hilarious Q&A.
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Hey guys, welcome to coffee combos. Hello, Lindsay. Good morning. Good morning. I have
my coffee right next to me. I went to Wawa this morning. I was prepared. I got my cold
cold classic this morning and it tasted so good. Oh my gosh. Actually, let me tell you
a story about Coke really quick. So I remember when you told me that the carbonation stays
better in a Coke in like a styrofoam cup, right? So Chick-fil-A has the large styrofoam
cups the other day because I've been trying really hard to cut out soda because that is
one of my huge, I just love it so much. So I was craving a Coke so bad. So I was like,
all right, I'm going to go grab a Coke and this will be my Coke for the week. Like I'm
not going to drink anymore. So let me get a large. For the week. Yes, like I'm trying
to cut it out. So I'm like, I will get a large. I'll make it worth it. And then that's it
for the week. Go to Chick-fil-A, get a large. So I get the Coke, take a sip, and I asked
for light ice because I don't like when the ice starts melting and it waters down the
soda. So I asked for light ice. I take a sip out of it. Lindsay, it literally tasted like
plain carbonated water. I said, what the fuck did Chick-fil-A just give me because I'm
not drinking a Coke. So I'll have you know that after I spent $1.99 on the Coke, which
I was pissed about, I, it was horrible. I think it didn't have any syrup in it. Like, you
know, the syrupy Coke stuff. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. It was like all carbonation.
Yes. And I was like, what the fuck is this? So I go back around. I thought about it, but
I waited in line for like 20 minutes to get this because it was lunchtime. So you know
how the drive through and Chick-fil-A is in general at like breaks, right? So across
the street is Wawa and I went in there and I got a bottled Coke and I dumped the Chick-fil-A
cup out and I poured the bottle of Coke into the styrofoam cup to keep the carbonation
and it didn't really work. I don't know if it's like the air hits it after it gets poured
out of the bottle or like if it's just Chick-fil-A or like I'm not sure what happens.
Like bottle Cokes, I feel like are much more flat than if you get like a can Coke or whatever.
It's so much more flat and I don't understand if it's just the way it's bottled or what
the deal is, but that's just like drinking straight syrup.
I have gotten like a two liter like if I order takeout or something and you know, I order
like a two liter of soda. I noticed that the two liter, even if it's only been like one
day, the next day it'll be flat. I hate two liters. I never buy them and that's specifically
why I would never. Yeah. Like after the last experience I had with them, like probably
I would say over the summer, I'm not going to order a two liter ever again.
Yeah. That's just, that's not happening. So anyhow, in different news, can I get a follow
up on your co-parenting situation?
Oh yeah. Okay. So it's so weird because after I podcasted about it, I, there was like an
exchange of some sort. I don't remember what it was. I want to say maybe a winter jacket
or something like that. Was it the same? I'm so like, I don't know what happened yesterday.
So like my schedule and thought process is so fucked up, but I think he had to drop off
a jacket at the house and he, I told him, I was like, I talked shit about you on my podcast.
And he was like, Oh great. And I told him what I said. And I was like, I just, you know,
we got to do better. So the update is I did not invite the school kids to the birthday
party. We're just going to do like family and family friends. And then I did invite a soccer
person from the soccer team that Lincoln really wanted to have. And then also I invited jujitsu
kids. So it's kind of like the best about like, I kind of was like, all right, he can
get the school friends, I'll get the sports friends, and it'll be fine. So that's that.
I mean, the co-parenting, like as far as like our attitudes and fighting stay the same.
Still arguing, but well, now we're arguing about trick or treating. That's just terrible
because my custody agreements are identical, all three of them. Like I mirrored Lincoln's
to Isaac's and Lux's to Lincoln's. And so they're all cohesive and the same. And so
in our custody agreement, column one has set holidays and column two has set holidays on
even number years. Mom gets column number one on odd number years. Mom gets column number
two and then and then they flip flop. So this year is my year for trick or treating my year
for Halloween. And because it's 2018, it's in column one. Now, Javi wants to argue with
me about that. Oh, now you want to pick and choose when it's convenient for you. And it's
like, no, Javi, I've just never been in this situation before. I've never like this is
Lux's first year that he's able to put a costume on and like, you know, not contribute, that's
not the right participate, like to actually walk and get candy. Like, of course, I want
him to be there. Like, of course, I want to have my kids for that. So well, it'll probably
work out better for him because next year for Halloween, I'm sure his new baby will
be walking. So it'll work out better for him. So I don't know really why he's complaining.
Well, maybe just to complain to complain because some people do that sometimes. But what I
was going to say is that, okay, there was a lot of messages that we got in regards to
the co parenting situation. And I think a lot of parents face very similar, maybe different
situations, but in general, similar things. And I noticed there was moms that sent messages
that would tell their age and they were anywhere from like 36 to about 42. That gave some suggestions.
They probably, you know, walked this road a while ago and have experience. And across
the board, the moms that sent the messages said that they have been in the situation.
And as far as the class is concerned to have an adult conversation with Harvey, and that
every other year, you host the class, and every other year he hosts the class, you can't
do a joint, or you do your family and friends, he does his family and friends, and then you
guys joint go to like, Chuck E cheese or someplace like that with the class.
I did see that message. That one stuck out to me. I did see that one. And I was just
like, literally how do you and I can't co parent so that a joint party would never work?
Right?
You know what I mean? So like, that's like, not really an option. But I just found that
I have to choose my battles. That's the bottom line. And the birthday party one was not it.
So when he, when my friend told me that he had already stuck them in the cubbies, I didn't
say anything to him, because it wasn't even though I wanted to because it was like, okay,
my party's first, like, I kind of was planning to do that. I was like, you know what, this
is not, this is not a battle that I'm willing to argue about. So I was just like, Lincoln
wants the one friend from soccer there. And I figured the jujitsu kids that he does sports
with like, they invite us to their birthday parties. So let me just do the sports kids.
And I think that that's probably just how I'm going to do it. Like, a hobby can have
the, the whatever kids that Lincoln goes to school for his party, and I'll just do the
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to go strictly by whatever the court order was and no variations so that it's very black
and white because if you can't co parent that it just needs to be whatever is in the court
order. But it doesn't have anything about birthday parties in the court order. Like
birthday parties. It has birthdays in there. Like who gets who like I'd have to look but
I don't know who has I think they were. I think they were stating that as far as outside
of the birthday parties. I think it was just the stating of go by the court order for everything.
You know, like very black and white, no variations to anything. Right. And that's why I said
to him about Halloween. That's what the Halloween thing came up. And because I was like, well,
you know, obviously want to take all my kids took are treating this year since Lux can,
you know, walk and do it and stuff like that. And so I did I looked at the custody order
and it says that it's my holiday. So for him to come out here and be like, Oh, now you
want to make it convenient and now you're picking and choosing when it works for you.
It's like, no, in prior years, Lux was not old enough. So now if we can't get along,
why wouldn't I just fall back to the custody order? That's what it's for.
Right. Well, all else fails. Then the custody order takes precedence of whatever you think
or he thinks I'm looking. Okay, child's birthday. The child will be will put the child will
alternate placement between their parents first for his birthday. Father will have child
for his birthday on even number years. And mother will have child on his birthday for
odd number years. So I get Halloween, how he gets birthday on the actual day, which actually
falls on his week anyway. And then I'm having a party for him on my weekend. I didn't plan
it for his, you know what I mean? Right. Like I planned my party for Lincoln on my weekend
with him. But it worked out since the custody order says that you have him, you know, every
other year for his birthday. Maybe you and Harvey come to an agreement that you'll host
his class friends on my years, right? Got it. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.
But just a suggestion. Well, I appreciate all the suggestions because it's night and
it was really nice to see that so many messages were coming in because I knew that some people
could relate to some degree, but I wasn't sure what that was. But it turns out that
a lot of people can actually relate pretty closely. Yeah. And I mean, I am a child from
a co-parenting situation that was like a disaster. So I can truly say that I was just having
this conversation with my mother-in-law about someone else that we know in a co-parenting
situation that just gets it all wrong. And it's all, as an outsider looking in, it's
easier to judge the situation when you're not the person in the situation. But when
you see all of the toxic stuff that's going on and the child is being negatively affected
by that, you kind of have to take a step back and say, okay, you know what, this isn't about
my bullshit. This isn't about me. It's not about him. It's about the child. And that's
it. Right. And that's kind of why I was like, some
things I'm just not even going to argue back with him, even as much as I would love to.
I'm just not. Yeah. Well, there was one question that just struck my eye that I saw that came
through and I want you to answer it as best that you know how. Okay. How do you come up
with an agreement with your son's fathers on what days, holidays, birthdays? I'm asking
because I'm currently struggling. What's your advice? Okay. Okay. So two, I have two things
about this. One is, for example, holidays, my family eats Thanksgiving dinner super early,
like basically like a Thanksgiving lunch. So because it worked out that way, it's never
really, but Thanksgiving has never really been an issue because their dads eat late.
So we can make it work that I take the kids in the morning and they take them in the evening.
Basically it's not really an issue because I celebrate Christmas Eve. I don't celebrate
Christmas Day. So that's also kind of it's with Joe is not really an issue. Joe doesn't
really have like traditions or anything like that. And then Javi also celebrates Christmas
Eve. So that's always a fight. We always argue over Christmas Eve because he, my kids don't
do Santa. They never did Santa. So like it's just not really a huge deal. Right. My idea
for Christmas this year, well, I have my kids for Christmas this year, according to the
custody agreement, I have Christmas Eve into Christmas Day at noon on even number years.
But for example, like next year I had this idea, kids don't really have a true concept
of like time, right? So I was thinking since they're on Christmas break for the week, like
they won't know that they won't know the difference between December 25 and December 27. So my
idea for next year when I technically don't have my kids on actual Christmas Day is to
just do Christmas another day, like do the whole thing, you know what I mean? Like, you
know, we can have Christmas Eve dinner at my house and then wake up in the morning and
do gifts, you know, from from me and the family. That's my idea. I have kind of works better
for you because you don't do Santa anyway. So it's not like they're watching the Santa
cam like on the news, like we're seeing this landing at the time, you know, yeah, right.
But even still, like, you could probably explain it to a child, you know, this is Santa has
to come to our house at a different time because you know, mommy and daddy aren't together
anymore. That's just my idea. I haven't done it yet. I'll let you guys know next year.
But that's what I was thinking for that. But always when we can't come to an agreement,
that's what the custody agreement is for. And your custody agreement should have column
one holidays column two holidays and then alternate because otherwise you're just going to fight
over over the same things every single year. Right. And who wants to do that? Nobody. Right.
So basically, column one has all the good holidays Christmas Eve 4th of July, New Year's
the New Year's Day, Halloween Thanksgiving, like 2000, like the even number years are
the ones that we are all going to argue about. And then column two is Memorial Day, Labor
Day, Easter, New Year's Christmas Day. But Christmas Day would be starting at 12pm.
Right. And so that's after like, do you know what I mean? I don't personally, I don't,
I don't do New Year's. I don't really celebrate New Year's. I don't care for it. Joe specifically
asked for Memorial Day in his, in his order, just because they do like a family barbecue
every single year. And I didn't put up an argument for that.
Right. Well, because if you're not doing a family barbecue, then why do we care?
Right. Right. Okay. So switching gears a little bit. I want to talk about the article
from Detroit because there was so many responses about that too. And okay, let's hear them.
You heard, we heard from nurses a lot, which was shocking to me, but also really cool because
they were able to explain kind of the background of why this would be going on. They all said
that babies stillborn or miscarried, if their parents didn't, didn't want to or couldn't
have services, that they put them in a certain place in the hospital at like a morgue inside
the hospital. And at a certain time each month, funeral homes would pick up their remains
and they would bury them in mass graves that was paid for by the hospital. So basically
what was happening with this funeral home plus there's been three others discovered
as well that they were just getting the money and never burying the bodies.
The funeral home was getting the was getting the money and burying, not burying the bodies.
Correct. So the hospitals paying them and then they're never disposing of the bodies
properly.
Well, that's horrible. That's absolutely horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible. And they were
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get back to the show. Actually, I have an article I want to share with you about speaking
of babies. Go for it. So this woman is locked in a legal battle for frozen embryos with
her ex-husband. Basically, what happened was this woman was diagnosed with an aggressive
form of breast cancer and she had to undergo chemotherapy. With chemotherapy comes a chance
that it would leave you infertile. When you go through the chemotherapy, you may never
be able to have kids after that. So her only chance to maybe have kids was to freeze her,
I guess, her eggs. Freeze her eggs and do the IVF. So she gets married and they freeze
them. It's successful with the embryos. And two years later, her husband wants a divorce.
But she wants to keep the embryos because that's her only chance of having biological
children. So I guess the husband now or the ex-husband wants them destroyed does not want
her to have them. Oh, wow. So it says that the judge decided that the right not to be
compelled to be a parent outweighs a wife's rights to procreate and ruled that the couple
should follow the terms they'd agreed upon in the contract signed at the fertility clinic,
binding the embryos to other infertile couples. So there will be a child out there that is
biologically hers and she'll never be able to see them or have any contact with them.
That is so wrong on so many levels because they weren't getting divorced at the time
that they made this agreement. Right. So here's my thought on it, right? So they
agreed. This was their agreement that essentially that if this were to happen, they would donate
them to other couples who can't have children. But if that's going to happen, that the husband
is going to have those kids, they're going to be somewhere, no matter what. So why not
let someone that you've married and that you wanted to be with, why not let her raise them?
Do you know what I'm saying? Because essentially they're going to have these babies somewhere.
They're going to be out there somewhere. So why not just let her do that? Right. Do you
see? Does that make sense? Or is what I'm saying not? Okay. Yeah, I know it makes sense.
I feel like that if she wants to proceed that she should have every right to proceed and
maybe sign something that says as far as financial obligation that he has none. Like why can't
he just like as if he was to donate them to another infertile couple? Like why wouldn't
he just sign off his rights? Because essentially the kid is going to be there regardless. So
why not just sign off your rights to your ex-wife? But this goes back to the same thing.
I agree. I guess that we're talking about with co-parenting. I mean, think about it.
Yeah. I mean, I guess when you make, when you do stuff like this, you're not truly thinking
about, well, you know, if it doesn't work out that why am I stuttering so much? I can't
I'm out of breath. I guess like when you're making the contract with someone, you don't
really think worst case scenario. And I guess that even if it does cross your mind, I don't
think that you think about all the other feelings that come with the breakup, the divorce,
though, whatever it is. And so there's, there truly is other feelings involved. And then
obviously your opinion and your feelings are going to change on how you want to proceed
with things. So yeah, I mean, if that's what they agreed, I guess that, but things change.
I mean, it sounds like he wants them destroyed completely and doesn't really want other infertile
couples to have them either in this article. But anyway, I thought this, I thought the
story was interesting. So I wanted to talk about it.
Well now I kind of want to know why they're divorcing.
Yeah, because it sounds like she's been through hell.
Yeah.
It says, I don't think it says anything about
Like what kind of person is he? I mean, I'm, that's a complete judgment. I don't even know
who this person is or these people's names. I'm just saying, okay, your wife's been through
this probably horrible cancer battle as if that's not bad enough. You're going to divorce
her and then hit her with, oh, by the way, I know that you went through the whole process
to freeze your eggs and whatnot, but that's not going to happen either. Like what a dick.
Yeah, I don't, it doesn't say, but it does say that the woman has appealed to judges
ruling and that the embryos fates are now waiting on a decision in the appellate court.
Probably a dozen such cases have been cropped up across the US. Okay, so this is not the
first case. There's been about 12, but Torres is notable for inspiring controversial legislation
in Arizona. The new law says that in these kinds of disputes, the cells should go to
whichever party wants to use them to make a baby. It's the very first frozen embryo
law in the US and some people are worried that it could set a dangerous legal precedent
defining these cells as life in quotes, um, in order to chip away at abortion rights.
And it says that the fight is subject, is the subject of a new episode of the Netflix
follow this. That's a docu series. I'm not sure what, um, maybe we should look into that.
But anyway, I thought the story was super interesting and kind of like you said, like,
yeah, I mean, just the fact that it's kind of like one hit after another, like first
it was breast cancer and then chemotherapy and then infertility and then divorce and
then like that's just a lot. That's a lot. Like, yeah, it's a lot. And like, I don't
even like that man and I don't even know him. Um, moving on. Okay. So I saw this and I thought
it was, okay, have you ever been scrolling on the internet and you're just like going
down this rabbit hole and you come across something and you're like, there's no way
that's real. Yes. Um, several times a day. Okay. So I see this headline that says naked
woman bites off man's penis. No. Were they, were they from Florida? Because I feel like
those always are headlined with like citizen in Florida, man from Florida, woman from Florida.
Like I always feel like they're from Florida and I always feel like they're from South
Carolina, but I think that's only because that's where I'm from. And these, these people
are from South Carolina and just a little background information on like what was going
on. This was, um, a naked woman trying to bite off a man's dick and they were involved
in a threesome and officers were told that the woman was high on heroin and meth when
she apparently attacked one of the men. So one of the men. So this was a threesome with
two men. Yes. It was like her and two men. And so the investigators said that one of
the men called 911 and said the woman attacked him and tried to bite off his penis. And when
they went inside the apartment, they saw a bleeding naked woman coming at them on all
floors. No, this has to be a made up story that they, it's not made up. And that is made
up. It's not. And I even saw the news clip of the people on live five W WC SC news where
it was talking about it on like the actual live news. Absolutely not. But they called
it generals. Well, I mean, they probably have to be a little more, um, censored. Um, that
is terrifying. And, but like, it made me wonder how many times does this actually happen?
Like how many times does a woman try to bite a man's penis off? You know what? I saw in
the shade room not that long ago. I want to say it was a couple weeks ago, but they successfully,
it was a man successfully cut off another man because I want to say that the woman was
cheating. Um, I'm not really sure on the details. I kind of forget. Um, it was a couple weeks
ago, but it was a man that did it to another man like now. Like this is happening way more
frequently than we could ever imagine. And I'm just wondering what's wrong with our world
because I'm never acting like that. Um, I thought it was a spoof. Like I really thought
it was a trick whenever I saw the article. These are jokes. It's not. It's not. It's
not a joke. It's for real. Like it really happened. It was really on the news and this
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Yeah. So you guys, we saw, um, I sent this link to Lindsay the other day and it was about
how they're recreating the Titanic in, um, I think the Titanic, the original Titanic
was what, 1912. Yes. And, um, they're basically redoing, uh, like a recreating it in what's
called the Titanic too. It's going to take the same route as the original ship. It's
going to hold, I think roughly the same amount of passengers as the original ship. And, um,
I think it's about two weeks long and it goes, I want to say from Europe to New York and
then it goes somewhere else that I'm not familiar. I'd have to look it up. Um, but I for sure,
like, I feel like I would get this like weird, eerily part of history type feeling if I went
on it and I feel like it would be very like the twilight zoning. Do you know what I mean?
Yes, but you're not going on it. I, I feel like I would hope that history does not repeat
itself and the same thing does not happen. However, if it did, I think technology now
would, we would be able to steer away from the iceberg. Do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying that it's too close to comfort.
You know, like it just, I'm looking it up right now. Titanic too. I think they said
that it was going to set in 2020. Yes. 2022. Yes. 2022. And, um, it's going to be like
a replica of the first one and I just, I want to be a part of that. I want to experience
things and I think that's one of them. But for two weeks, like where your kids going
to be for two weeks while you're out setting sail on the Titanic? Well, why can't they
come with? Well, I mean, I guess they could, but you're going to put your kids on a ship
for two weeks. I would be so stir crazy. I would be trying. I would just voluntarily
jump off the ship. I mean, the longest I've been away from my children or like gone away
with them was 10 days. So I feel like two weeks. I mean, that would be all I would have
to do is have a written, um, letter and say, I'm taking the kids on vacation 30 days notice
written, and I could take them. True. Like how amazing if they were a part of this history.
You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's very cool and very, um, nice for you to consider.
However, I just don't think it would be for my family. I'm thinking more like Cabo, but
wait, okay. So it goes from it will take passengers from Dubai to New York and it says there'll
be 2400 passengers and it's set to accommodate first, second and third class tickets just
like in the original. And it'll be outfitted exactly like the original toward Titanic,
including the grand staircase that plays a memorable role in James Cameron's hit movie.
And it says there's another Titanic replica replica on the go. And in 2016, new circulated
that China is building one 745 miles inland. I don't know what that means. So I don't know.
This is super interesting. And I feel it seems like Disney World on the water. Yes. Yes,
but just like an interesting different way. You know what I mean? It's like an attraction.
Like it says to avoid a repeat disaster, Titanic two will apparently be outfitted with plenty
of lifeboats and will have welded, not riveted hole. So it'll have modern navigation and
radar equipment. So obviously they would be able to see the fact that they even had to
put that on there scares me enough to be like, no, I'm good. But it's like so intriguing
that I feel like I need to be a part of this. Okay, well, I'm going to pass, but I'll let
you know how it goes in 2022. You can let me know how it is. I think I can convince you
by then. Um, possibly because I might be crazier than I am now by that point. Okay, wait, speaking
of traveling, I need to know what your thoughts are on spirit airlines because I was just
looking at like, why are you laughing? I'm serious. Like they like you think that you're
getting a deal number one. Okay, wait, let me backtrack. So spirit always comes up so
cheap. Like you're looking at flights and you're like, fuck yeah, like this is a great
deal on a flight or whatever. But they don't tell you until you get there that they charge
you for your bags and everything, every single piece that you take with you, they charge
you for. So you don't get that in. It's like all a car, you know, it's like, you get the
meat and then once you pay for the meat, it's like, it comes to the table and there's no
sides and you're like, Oh yeah, well the macaroni and cheese is like $95 and then the brussel
sprouts or just go ahead and add like 30 additional dollars for that too. It's like, yeah, I think
I'm not so you think, right, like you think you're getting a deal and then you actually
realize that you're not and then on top of it, like there's just not a good quality flight,
I feel like. So I just need to know like, would you travel spirit? No, I because it's
like, I don't need that. I'm not super picky with flights, but I just when I was looking
to like, just get away for a little bit. I was like, Oh, like this is a good deal. It's
like worth it. Like I'll take a rocky flight for two hours. I wouldn't take it to like
you are nuts. You're nuts. I wouldn't take it for like six hours flight nowhere. I'm
just like, whatever, like if I'm going to save a couple hundred dollars, like I'll take
spirit if I'm flying for two out like Atlanta is two hours and Miami is three hours like,
okay, fine, I can deal with it. But then I'm like, I'm not really compromising the quality
of the flight for the price. But then also it's just like not someone told me a joke
about spirit airlines. Maybe it was you and it was like, someone was like choking or something
or something happened and the flight attendant was like, are there any doctors on board? Yeah,
no doctors fly spirit. Like there's no doctors on board because they would never fly spirit.
Anyway, so moving on, that was so funny. But no, to answer your question in short, no,
I do not fly spirit. I fly Delta. And the only reason is because I'm just kind of weird
about transportation. I like to know that I have a consistent and they're always consistent.
I don't really have any problems. And I just trust in Delta. So yeah. Well, anyhow, let's
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question that I wanted to ask you. It's like mom questions and how you would react to it. And
then I'll tell you how I would react to it. So the first one is if you're standing with another
mom at the playground and notice her underwear is showing, do you tell her? No. No, I don't tell
her either. It's not my business and I don't know her. So why would I go up to her? Because then
she's going to probably be uncomfortable that I was looking. Also, it's just so awkward. It's like,
it's not like telling someone they have a booger, you know, like you're going to tell someone if
they have a booger or something in their teeth because that's their face. Like that is their
face and they're just no, like you have to tell somebody that. But like their underwear is showing.
No, my underwear sticks out all day long and I don't really care. So if someone came up to me,
it tells me that I'd be like, okay, this is awkward. Well, okay, so I've seen this like a lot of
times at the park where mom will be like crouched down and she's wearing jeans or something. And
it's like her thongs hanging out the top. And I'm just like, okay, maybe you should have like not
worn low rise jeans. That's why they have a thing called mom jeans. Find out about them. But
yeah, I would never say anything. I just kind of like awkwardly look at what's going on as that's
the situation. And then I go in the other direction so that there's like no awkward eye contact,
because maybe she knows that her thongs sticking out the back of her pants.
Yeah, nope, not remotely interested. Okay, so I wanted to comment though on the booger in the
teeth thing. You're not going to tell somebody about that either, are you? No.
Why? Why not? I mean, if it was like you or somebody that I knew, I would be like,
kale, you have something in your teeth, or I would just like do like the where I like pick
my own tooth and like look at you. Or like, I would like wipe my nose and then hope that you
would know that like that you had a booger. But I'm definitely not going to go up to somebody
and be like, you have a booger or you have pepper in your teeth like not happening. Okay,
I think you're right. You're right. I would tell people that I'm talking to that I'm friends with
whatever but like a stranger no for sure not. I would hope if I saw a stranger that was like
that I would hope that the next place they were going was your car so that they could like look
in the mirror and be like, oh, shit, I have a booger like pepper in my teeth. I'm so paranoid
about stuff like that. Like me too. I'll go to the bathroom like five times just to check. I yeah,
like I'll use my phone camera to like check my nose and my teeth because I feel like that's
happened to me before and I was like, so embarrassed that I need to never let that happen again. Oh,
my gosh, whenever I take a shower, I like try to like blow my nose so hard that I'm like,
okay, there's not a chance there's going to be a booger there for like 24 hours in the shower.
I'm really weird about it. Okay, so the next question is if you're stranded with your kids,
what are the three things that you hope that you have on hand? Baby wipes. If I'm stranded snacks,
baby wipes and for stranded baby wipes, snacks and water, clean underwear. I don't know. What would
you pick? So I had baby wipes online and I also had snacks because life is horrible with kids that
are hungry. So oh my god. Yeah, that was like a go to. But my last one was I would hope that I had
my battery pack with me because your phone. Yeah, because I might need to get help. I don't want to
be stranded without like any way to contact anybody like that would be very scary. So I would hope
that I had wipes, snacks and my battery pack and like please don't forget any of the three. Yeah,
I could see that too. Yeah, for sure. That was a good one. I don't even know why I didn't even
cross my mind. So the next one is would you rather have a kid with perpetually bad breath or
perpetually bad farts? Bad breath. How do you solve that? Bad breath or bad heart? Farts. Oh, yeah,
still I would rather bad farts because bad breath is worse like gas. You can get gas,
x, ammonium, whatever. I don't think you can cure bad breath. And I'm just if you have any tips or
tricks like I need answers. Okay, well, I have a question about that in a second. But I'm going to
go ahead and answer. I would pick I would rather have a kid with bad farts because they come and
go, right? It's not something that yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. I really don't want them shitting on
themselves. But I'm just saying I would rather that than the bad. I thought you said bad hearts
at first. Well, um, no, yeah, for sure bad farts. And then I'm like, okay, bad farts, you can kind
of get away with like, yeah, ammonium, gas, x, like if you're outside, like no one needs to know.
Like you can walk around and people might not like
tell we are boy moms, like we are boy moms. Yeah, like boys do that, you know, they cropped us in
a room and then leave. And I'm like, I'm still sitting there. And I'm like, you know what though,
speaking of being boy moms and farts, it's kind of a struggle because I've taught my kids that
they have to say excuse me if they burp or fart because I'm it's just disgusting. And I'm they're
boys. And so I don't really know if they will like fart or burp around other people. So but it's
come to the point where it's like, we'll be at the dinner table and I Lincoln, it says, especially
Lincoln, not necessarily Isaac, but Lincoln will fart and say excuse me, I just farted. So it's like,
you don't need to like, like, thank you for being honest and thank you for excusing yourself. But
you don't need to announce the fact that you farted at the dinner table because I want to throw
up now. Well, I think that he's trying to like, let you know, okay. By the way, a smells coming soon.
Coming soon. Oh my God. The other thing is speaking of bodily functions. Lincoln has this
thing where he has to every time he sneezes. And if I don't say bless you or if because it's so
second nature now at this point, I'll like, he'll sneeze and I just won't say bless you because
it's just like, I don't think of it, you know what I mean? Like, I'm just like, okay, you're just
sneezing. Lincoln always asked me, did you hear me sneeze? And it's because he wants me to say
bless you, right? So I kept wondering why he was doing like, why are you so incessant on making
me say bless you? Because I it's like second nature, I forget that you're doing it. Like,
I don't even pay attention to it. And so he'll be like, mom, did you hear me? And I'm like, oh,
sorry, bless you. And then he'll sneeze again. And he'll be like, I sneezed again. And then I'll
say it again. And I'm one of those people where I know you're going to sneeze three times in a row.
So let me just say it one time when you're done. Well, it turns out, I guess Isaac and I don't know
where he heard this from told Lincoln, if someone doesn't say bless you when you sneeze that you'll
die. So Lincoln keeps asking because he was afraid he was going to die. Oh, my gosh. And then you
should have told Isaac not to be telling him stuff like that. Well, once he told me that,
then I realized, oh, my God. And Isaac said, well, that's what someone told me.
Who goes around saying that? I don't know. So that's why Lincoln is like, did you hear me mom?
And just so dead set on me saying bless you. And I'm like, well, it was like kind of funny,
kind of cute. But like also like, that's terrifying to tell a four year old like that's
terrifying. Oh, my gosh. Like, yeah, he probably was so worried because he thought he was going to
just like drop dead, like he sneezed and he was going to be like dead in the backseat.
Right. And he's like a repetitive sneezer. So he'll sneeze like three times in a row.
So if I don't say it, he was probably like, mortified. What was going to happen next? So yeah.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Well, that's all we have time for today. So thanks for listening.
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