Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 72: Game of Clones w/ Jalen, The Challenge, & Behind-the-Scenes of Reality TV
Episode Date: March 28, 2019Kail & Lindsie talk about shopping, having buyers remorse & why Goodwill ends up w/ everything Lindsie owns. They talk w/ Jalen from Game Of Clones all about the show. Lindsie questions about ...why people go on dating shows, if it's for the right reasons or to be famous. They discuss The Challenge & if they would eliminate each other. Kail talks about lying about Britney Spears being her cousin & they reminisce their first lies. They discuss parenting, paying kids for grades & why they think it works.
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Hey guys, welcome to coffee combos. Hi, Wendy. How are you? I'm good. I'm happy to be sitting
next to you in a men's city. In a men's city. I know I normally don't wear men's clothes,
but today I was just kind of digging it. It's cute. It was a job. It was a small and I was
like, you know what? Have you ever been to a store and you're like, I really like that
and I'm going to buy it and spend the money on it, but I might never wear it. Yes, because
several times that happens to me all the time. And then all the stuff ends up going to Goodwill.
Oh good. So if anybody's listening to this, um, that lives in my area and you know where I live,
I take stuff to Goodwill all the time. So if you want new items, then they will be there.
That's so funny. Um, so how are the kids? I mean, the kids, how is Jackson? Meaning Jackson and Will?
Yeah. They're well, um, playing baseball and enjoying playing baseball. I am so shocked this
year because last year when we were podcasting about this, I was talking about dreading playing
baseball and Jackson so into it this year that it's like really refreshing. The boys just ended
basketball and I think I was so excited for the season to end. Why? Because like on Saturdays when
they have games, sometimes they would be back to back games like 10, 9 and 10. And then sometimes
Lincoln would have a game at 9 and Isaac wouldn't have a game until 12. So I'm spending the entire
day playing baseball. And now you understand why I have one kid. So right. Yeah. And then Lux is
like hard to contain, you know, for hours at a time in a basketball environment. I know, but he's
so cute when I see him like running on the court. Ball is life for him. If he doesn't have a ball
on his hand, it's life. Yeah. Yes. I love it. Well, so many people have been asking us questions
and I've been getting personal DMs about this, about Game of Clones and I don't go on dating
shows. So, um, I know that you did and you signed up for something that you didn't really know what
you're getting into. Not at all. And I think you like sneakily did it behind my back and then I
tell you, no, you signed up for it. And then when you were going to go film, that's when you told
me that like you were doing this dating show. Yeah. Because I was probably going to be like,
that's stupid. Like, why would you go to a dating show? You can't even date in like real life.
This is true. This is probably why you went on the day to show. So we're super excited that we
have a special guest. We have Jaylin from Game of Clones on Coffee Combo. So welcome Jaylin.
Hello, y'all. How y'all doing? Thank you for having me. You're welcome. So I'm going to let
Lindsay ask the first couple of questions because she didn't watch the show and I think she just
wants to get to know you right off the bat. She says she's coming after me. Oh, she is. No. I
couldn't watch the show because I just feel like I could not watch it and take Kale seriously in
a dating situation. You have to tune in because it was just really like fun more than like it was.
They were, you know what? It was so weird for me, but they were a good group of people. Like,
they were all really good energy. Okay. So let's rewind. So how did you get approached to do Game
of Clones? Did you sign up to do Game of Clones? Like, how did this happen? No, actually, they
reached out to me through Instagram. So this was like for everybody or just you? Just me, I think.
I mean, because so this was back last May or no, they probably reached out to me last like
April around there and they like some random account, you know, there'd be those accounts
that have like two followers. Yeah, they just messaged me like, hey, blah, blah, blah, we have
this show that's coming out like you would fit perfect for it. Would you be interested? It's for
MTV. I'm like, all right, yeah. And then they said, okay, so then told me to apply like, or I
had to put in like application or whatever. And then they did like a Skype interview with me.
And they're like, okay, you're on. And then it was Memorial Day weekend. I think that was when we
shot it. And so then I just went out to LA. So I had no idea it was going to be like, as big of a
production as it was like, I'm shocked. I had something that they found you because I was this
posting like I normally do like my I wasn't really big into like fitness and stuff like that at the
time. And so like a bunch of people are like following me and they just hit me up. And then
that's how I ended up on the show. Because I was at a shoot for TRL when they came to in the room
and they're like, we really have to talk to you about something. And I was like, oh, fuck, I'm
getting fired. And she's like, no, like we're doing this dating show. And you know, it's going to be
fun or whatever. And I didn't really think anything of it. I didn't think take it too seriously at
all. You know, right? Yeah, like a dating show, like who I've never been on a date, like this is
weird. And I just have three kids, but I've never been on a date. It's fine. That's so crazy. But
I'm like, you guys had to have like, yeah, I guess how else would you cast for that if nobody
knows about it? So wait, so do you think it could have been like somebody that knew you or like
followed you? Or maybe, yeah, I guess, because I was doing like hashtagging and stuff like that.
So maybe they were looking for people like dreads. I said, they asked me who's my celebrity crush.
I said, I don't have one, but a dread head will ruin my life. Like that's I'll let a dread head ruin
my life. So they were like, who has dreads? Like the weekend Quavo. And I think there was one,
they wanted me to do Drake. I was like, I'm just not into he's too clean. Like I don't like I like
them rough around the edges. Yeah. So yeah, Drake's just to so they were like, okay, Quavo's fine.
Like, we'll just go with Quavo. But like, am I attracted to Quavo? No, like, I'm really not.
But it worked out because everyone was super good time. So you get questions like if you want to
be on this show. And do you just basically immediately say yes, that you're going to do it?
And like, you've never been on TV? Yeah, I've never been on TV. That's why you said yes.
Ever. Yeah. So like MTV, they're like, we're doing this show for MTV. Do you want to do it? I'm
like, I'm not going to say no. I had no idea like it would be that type of like production and be like
on the main like MTV channel like that when I was doing it, like I just told my mom, like, mom,
look, someone reach out to me for MTV and she's like, you better do it. And then so I did it.
Do you feel like you did it to like become famous or like semi like IG famous? Or do you feel like
you did it because you really wanted to pursue dating or do you feel like it was like a combination
of both or just like that's going to lead me to the next question. So I feel like it was something
completely like different than all of that because the weekend before I had just graduated from school
with my masters and then when they told me the dates of it, it was only like four days. So it
was more of like, okay, I don't even know what I'm going into, but it's like kind of a celebration
for me finishing school. So it could be something fun. And who knows, it could be something really
big. So why not? It's a cool experience. Exactly. So it's like, I've never done anything on TV before.
I have nothing to do. Memorial Day weekend is four days. So why not? And if they're paying for
my hotel, paying for me to go out there, like, why not? Fine, like, yeah, you have literally nothing
else. Absolutely nothing to lose. Yeah. So, okay, so they cast you guys and did they tell you in
advance that it was going to be Kale or or Kailin? No, so they didn't say anything to us. So actually
they kept us all like separated. So we didn't see each other. Yeah, until we all like started
getting ready and dressing room and all that stuff. That's when we started hanging out.
But then the first time we saw her was when like on TV when they showed it. That was the first time
we actually like I had no idea what I was walking into. So my reaction was so real. Like I was like,
what the fuck? So it's like, yeah, it was like actually our real reactions that we never had
seen. So I didn't know who like, like, even after you saw me, you didn't know, you didn't know who
I was. That was gonna be my next question. Like, have you ever watched Teen Mom? No, that's really
good. I've never seen Teen Mom. Everybody was like, everybody went, um, well, till this day. Yeah,
no, I still haven't seen Teen Mom. So wait, so you had never watched Teen Mom, which I mean,
I don't know why you would watch Teen Mom. Have you heard of Teen Mom before?
Oh yeah, I've heard of Teen Mom before. Because that would be weird if you hadn't. And then I would think you were a liar if you told me.
No, I definitely, definitely heard of Teen Mom, but I wouldn't be able to like, like, oh my god,
she's from Teen Mom. Some of them knew. Some of them knew. I should have known. As soon as he knew,
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Seven. So started off with seven of us and then there was two eliminated and then two eliminated
and then the final three. I was one of the final three. Oh, wow. We have a group chat that's
messed up as usual. Yes. And Becky came on the show and was like, I really think you should pick
Jaylin and I was like, I'm going to go against my better judgment here, but we have a group chat
that literally is titled, I should have chose Jaylin. The finale came out and we started that
group chat. When Kale found out that you had your masters, that's why she didn't pick you because
I was like, oh, wow, he has his life together. I guess he's not for me. Yeah. That's why. So
you picked Rico Hondo. You know what? Hondo Rico. What's his name? First of all, his name's like
Christian or John or something. Like that's not even his name. So then why is he Rico Hondo?
That's his name. I give him so much shit, but you know what's funny is Rico knows Dom.
I can't. I cannot. We can't talk about this. Well, he's going to be out here in LA,
so maybe we should have him on the podcast. Yeah. So, okay. So were you upset when you got
eliminated? Did you feel like this was more of like an actual dating show or did you like
not get to know Kale enough to like be upset? Yeah, I would say definitely. I don't think we
like talked enough for me to like be upset like that. The date was like literally 10 minutes.
Yeah. The date when we were like eating cupcakes or something was literally 10 to 15 minutes total.
But like we talked enough to where I was like, oh, she's a nice person. Like she's super cool.
He talked. Yeah. But it wasn't like, honestly, I was kind of happy. I didn't get chose just
because I didn't want to get put in an awkward situation to be like, like, oh, you guys got a
kiss now. They tried super awkward. I'm not trying to do that. So wait. Okay. So they cast you guys
on the show. They didn't tell you who she was, but same question that I had for like the bachelor.
You go on the show and you don't know who the lead's going to be because basically you're
like the lead in the situation and you've got these guys dating you. How do you know that you
were going to be attracted to her? Like what if you got there and she looked like a shark?
I think that I think, okay. So I think that's a part of I think that's a part of having the
right cast and casting the right people who know how to can improvise and play along with the scene
because that's kind of what we had to do. So you're saying you weren't attracted to my co-host?
Huh? You're saying that you weren't attracted to my co-host? That's not what I said. Because you
said you were going a long way. Well, I'm saying attracted in the sense that I'm like, oh my god,
I want to date her. You said that's not what I said. Because like we really, the whole thing was like
four days. So it's like, and we barely got to like talk. We weren't allowed to stay in the same place.
Like I was in a completely different town. It's like it wasn't really like that's why I think about
The Bachelor. Like on that show, I feel like they don't truly, it's filmed for two months and that
seems like a long time, but two months they might have like two dates. Literally, I was stuck in my
room for 12 hours in hair and makeup, ready to go at all times and didn't see them but 15 minutes
each. That's so weird. So it was kind of frustrating for me because I felt like you're already in this.
You kind of want to like see like what it is. I need to know what's going on. I wasn't allowed
outside. Anything that I needed had to come to the room. I saw Becky for a total maybe of two hours
in the whole experience. Wow. So I was like, this is kind of annoying because they had so much fun
together. They were so fun that I was like, I want to hang out. Yeah, I want to hang out with them.
So you all made friends? Yeah, we were honestly really like all genuinely liked each other because
they took all our phones. So we had no phones, no way to communicate. So we're all like hanging out
with each other. We just like talking and get to know each other and then everybody's like super
cool. I think they casted it really well. Yeah, they did a good job. That's so awesome. That made
it more fun. So you get eliminated and then like what was what were you thinking? I never stood
someone up like that. Well, actually, so when we were waiting there, we didn't know where she was
going to go. So well, I'll tell you what happened. They they messed up. So Rico, no, Lorenzo went to
his he had done his elimination. I was in the dressing room waiting to go to my restaurant
because we were all at three different restaurants, but not at the same time. No. Oh, I thought they
were all there at the same time. No. So Lorenzo gets done with his so he knows he didn't get picked
yet. And I didn't know yet and Rico did. I didn't see Rico yet. So Lorenzo comes back and tells me
like, Hey, I didn't get picked yet. So I knew it was between me and Rico. So that's all. So when
we were when I was waiting, I was like, Oh, dang, that might be me. So that was kind of like, Oh,
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So I was wait, we were waiting there for like, I mean,
they had me waiting there for like 30 minutes. It goes legit. But like, they would have me order
a drink and then I was waiting. But and then when they did it, when they did it, I was like, Oh,
dang, but it's all right. Does that make you feel sad? As soon as I picked Rico, I said this was a
mistake. But it was like a five minute mistake because you dated like three. But it was like,
it was like, all of fun. Because after we all got together, I'm going out like so it was like all
the time. Yeah, it wasn't like, Oh my God, you didn't pick me or anything like that. It was so
okay. So the show did not air until like a year later. We I was told it wasn't airing.
I was told that there was some other clusterfuck situation going on in a different episode and
that they weren't airing the whole thing. So truthfully, with my situation at home, you know,
I got three baby dads. So I'm a mess. I was like, this is probably in my best interest that it
doesn't air like got paid at a good time. But it's I'm happy. And then all of a sudden it was literally
like two weeks later. And I was like, Oh, so many people called me and text me and was like,
so why didn't we know that your cohost was going to be on Game of Clones? And I'm like,
what are you talking about? Like, because I thought it wasn't going to be on the TV,
like you had said, like it wasn't air. I didn't know. So we were like completely kept out of
the loop the whole time. So like from that point, I think we got like an email because we were
checking in like because they were getting different stuff from us asking us to fill out these forms
and all this stuff. And they're like, All right, when is it airing? And then someone was like,
October. And then October, August 1st. Yeah, I heard August 1st. And then I heard October. And
then I heard New Year's. And then I was like, All right. And then I got to the point where I was
like, I'm honestly, I don't even think it's coming out. So I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm doing
with my life. And if it comes out, it comes out. If it doesn't, then I'm still be okay. And yeah,
it came out. And then I was trauma. I never I knew I was awkward. Okay, so let's take a break to talk
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when you get to like the last three, I think, and they go through like, well, it's like you
have an overnight together. So you could possibly be having sex or doing other things. So as part of
the process of getting cast on the show, you have to go through STD testing. Did you all have to do
any of that? Yeah, we actually had to do something very similar. So the first day we got there in
the morning, we all like, they took us into this room. It was so hot. It was just this hot room.
And then we had to do like this STD seminar. So like dudes going over slides, just talking about
tell us about these slides and HIV and like hepatitis A, B and C and DEF and all these other
and then so in the middle of so there's nine of us at the time in the middle of the seminar,
one of the kids, he gets up and just runs to the trash can and starts throwing up stuff.
Throwing up trash can. Wait, what? So he starts puking into because of the slide. No.
So he starts puking and this is in the middle of the seminar. And so we're all looking like
that's kind of it kind of honestly broke the ice for all of us because like it was dead quiet.
It kept us separate. But at this moment, we're all looking like, whoa, and he's puking in this
trash can. And then he like, I guess the night before he went out and was like drunk and was
like drinking a bunch of Hennessy and everything like the night before we were shooting. And then
the next morning he was like hung over and throwing up and he's like, he didn't make it in the cast.
Like I guess they had they had to like extra people just in case something happened. Are you
all sure that he didn't hook up with somebody and then when y'all started going over those slides,
right? I don't know what that was about, but it was just like it broke the ice
for all of us because we're always just busting up laughing. And then he kind of ended up like
there's always one person that's kind of like there's always like a can't get right person that
like does every like this messes up a lot and just can't get right. Yeah, he was that person.
Okay, so did y'all have to go through like any like like testing so um not like
like blood tests or so they didn't they didn't like do like that. Yeah, no, it was I don't have
a stand for like, I don't I don't do that. So that was never going to be a thing for me. So we didn't
but wait, didn't someone else leave and cry or something? Oh, that actually those can't get
right. He oh, it's the same guy. Oh, that's what I was saying. Yeah. Oh, because he like got cut
because the next day. So after we did all that, the next day was when we started going through
dressing and shooting and stuff and then they had already eliminated two people.
And so he was I didn't meet them. You didn't even meet them. And he cried because he got
sent home. Yeah. But we had to like, you know, I mean, I felt bad for the dude because he was
like a nice dude, but he was just like one of those dudes that just can't figure it out. You know,
I mean, just can't figure it out. And you feel bad for him. But at the same time, you're doing it
to yourself, bro. So it's like, that was he was crying. But we like, bro, come on, you got paid
to come here. You're in LA for four days, like, because we all stayed there all four days. So
it's like, they weren't there. Were they the ones that went home? Because they didn't leave the
hotel because I never met them ever. Yeah, no, no, no, they never I don't think they came up with
they came out with this later either. So my question is, is like, y'all didn't go through a
blood test. I'm just very confused as to why they did an STD seminar. I don't know either. That was
like the most random. It felt like it was random. I feel like if any of them had STDs, I would hope
that they would know how to deal with it. Like they don't need a seminar. Yeah. And also it also
causes me concern because Kale's like the lead in the situation, right? So if she's like feeling one
of you guys, and then she doesn't have casual sex, but just the fact of knowing that she's like
talking to these people that could possibly like, yeah, but I think it was just like a brief one
because they knew like, we aren't really hanging out like we weren't staying in a house together
for like two months and whatever the case. We're all we all had our own separate hotel rooms like
and they kept us separated took all our phones. So we had no way like even when we weren't shooting,
right? We had to like plan to meet up because we couldn't text each other. We couldn't call
each other. So we're like, Hey, just me. Oh, even when you were not filming, even when we weren't
filming, we didn't have phones. I got my phone when we weren't so you know, we didn't they didn't
give us our phones back. So we had to like they had to wake up call us and then like we would
plan like a like a swear they're like and y'all were able to go out at night. Yeah, we because we
would meet up at somebody's hotel room and whatever and then just go from there. I wasn't allowed.
Yeah. First I was at a dirty. Oh, we were supposed to.
Yeah, I got in and the bed was all messed up. I said, I'm not staying here. You can book me
somewhere. We went out to like eat like I think because Friday we got done at like five. So after
that we went out to eat after that like we're shooting till like all day and not they were
a long, long days. Like I did more work for that four day dating show than I ever did for
team. It was like a different type of draining. I wasn't expecting. No, yeah. Same like because
you're filming something out of your comfort zone. Teen mom is a totally different production,
but it's like sit there and like be here and make up ready for 12 hours a day and only film for
two hours and every when I you know, everything had to come to my room. I couldn't see anybody
like even if I had my phone, it's like, what the fuck am I going to talk about? Yeah, it was kind
of yeah, because you're like going bands here and then go here and then this isn't on time. So
we got really doesn't fit, you know, like my schedule to be perfectly honest. Like if I have
a question that I need to ask her, like I can't not have her on her phone because it might be
important, right? Like yeah, they just didn't want us to like release anything or whatever. So that's
why they kept it from us. Like you, you're the star of the show, so you're not going to take your phone.
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Okay wait, so did you see Kill Walk? Like a dinosaur. The heels like a dinosaur because I
feel like so many people, we talked about it on the podcast a few episodes ago. The heels were so
long, my feet were hurting. I tried to take them off. Oh yeah, you did. I do remember that. I try
to take them off and then like wear black sandals so that they wouldn't, but they caught me. And
I was like, my feet hurt so bad. They kept making her put them back on. I don't know. But I wouldn't
call it dinosaur. It was definitely like a T-Rex. Yeah, she said it was like a T-Rex.
Well, we talked about it a few episodes ago and small little things that we talk about you feel
like is not going to matter. And then that's the stuff that the people like really care about.
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So how is it? Oh, I don't know. I just thought it was GIF. I'm going to keep going with GIF.
So now that you have the show has aired and you're like back to your regular life, which
you were only in like another life for like four days, but still you're back to your regular life.
How did that affect your life going on TV? Like did random people start reaching out to you? Baby
mamas and your DMs. Yeah. Well, I definitely have a lot more people DMing me and messaging me and
following me. I appreciate all the love too. But like as far as like my life of what I do daily,
it had no effect really. What do you do daily? Well, so are you working? Like what is your
weight right now? I'm working because if you have a job, Keele's not interested. I have two of those.
I have two jobs right now. So I'm working at a gym. I've been working there since like last summer.
It's called life long strong. Now I used to be called Max Mathletic. So I train adult classes
there. I work there Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Monday, Wednesday, I work there in the morning.
So I get there at 5am, work till 10am. Then I go to my second job at 1030 and work there from 1030
to five. And then Tuesday and Thursday is the day I go in there in the morning. I go there or I go
to my other job at 8am, work there till three, go to my other job, 330 work till from four, five,
six, seven, eight. So basically you're not interested, right? I literally get to the weekends
and I go to bed by nine o'clock. I bet. That's me too. What time did I go to bed last night?
Keele went to bed at 7.30. I was asleep. Yeah, I just I'm so tired now. So wait, so do you have a
girlfriend currently? No, I'm still single. I feel like I'm just really like trying to get up on my
mama crib, trying to save some money, trying to get my life together before I start. So you're trying to get away from your mom?
Yeah. Well, I moved back in. So when I finished school in 2016, I moved back in with my parents
because I went to Weber State University. Shout out to my dogs at Weber. I went to Weber State
University and graduated from there in 2016. And I got my degree in kinesiology. And then I started my
master's in business in 2017. I did an accelerated MBA program. So I finished it. It was a 15 month,
48 credit program, which I finished last year and then went on the show. You know, that was one thing
that actually I should have known to pick Jaylin because we talked about that when we were there
at the show. It was like, I was I think I had just gotten back from Jamaica and I was leaving for Europe.
And he was like, Oh, I went to school for international business. And I was like, Oh,
wow. And he was like, Oh, you want to go like zip lining and stuff? And I was like, Fuck yeah.
Yeah. And I got to go to Asia because I did international business. So part of my thesis
was in Singapore. So I was in Singapore for two weeks in August or July of last year.
So after the show, after the show, after the show, I went to Asia for a month,
spent two weeks in Singapore, went to Tokyo, Thailand. You went to Thailand?
Yeah. That's my dream. That's my dream. I'm telling you, Thailand has some of the best fried chicken
I've ever had. And you would not expect that. And you would not expect that. I'm telling you,
it's some of the best fried chicken on my brother's out there. Yeah, I had it.
Oh, yeah. Okay. But let me, the O has an accent over it. Okay. Well, what the fuck?
That's what I said. I was like, what the fuck? Because it's all like mixed together. And I don't
do you know, like ramen. Yeah, I love ramen. Yeah. And I like, I'm the type of person that
wants to eat on like a divided plate. So yeah, I don't know how you would do in Asia because
and some of the food she was saying this morning, she was like, you would like Asian foods just
not for you because it's all I wouldn't say as general is that because there's a lot of
like different cuisines and different stuff. Like there's different like rice dishes and
cuisine and beef and chicken and stuff like that that they have. That's really good. I think
you would like some of it, but like the fish eyes and stuff like that. There's that we'd be walking
and there'd be like ducks hanging because there's like a ducks of dig. Oh, yeah. But like hanging
from like like like on the road, you know how they have the road to the chicken. Yeah, like a
duck hanging from its neck cook to next to the chicken. So you get chicken. Does it look like
a duck? Yeah, it looks like a duck. And you can tell it's a duck. Okay, no. It tastes like a duck.
I don't think I would be down for that. Okay. Could you imagine? Yeah, I'm going to go to
Thailand ASAP. And did you eat bugs? Bugs? No, I haven't experienced any triggers. I think you
could eat them in America. No, where are the places that you can like eat like fried bugs?
Both the tarantulas. Yeah, I didn't. That wasn't on the tour. You can do that in Thailand. Yeah,
I'm sure you can. That wasn't on my tour. It is. Okay, you can. And that's what you're eating when
you go. I'm not eating a fried tarantula. I think coffee combos podcast, including Jalen, JKL,
we should go to Thailand together. JKL. Let's go. We should and then we should give them a review
of our trip. Yeah. And we're all gonna have different reviews. Jalen's is going to be very
educated. Not gonna be sloppy, but definitely fully emerged into the culture. And you're gonna
want to go home. I'm going to be like, so when Delta like the beaches and stuff. Did you go
Monkey Island? Oh, no, I didn't actually go there. Yeah, they like you can't wear like any
kind of freak me out. That's a bad. Yeah. They got weird. They do have weird but that's about
boom. We're talking about monkeys. No, no, no, no, I saw a picture in Thailand that has monkeys with
the weird butts. Okay. And they'll take stuff from you like your bags and purses and stuff. So you
have to like keep but listen, the ones with the weird butts, why they have weird butts. They were
just born like that. It's a different breed. It's a different breed of monkey. It's very, very
strange. It's like the Lion King monkey, but there's like other ones. The other Lion King monkey,
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Well, he is in his real life. No, I know he's in his real life, but I'm like referencing back to
the show. Okay. Okay, you're in your real life. If you were just like walking down the street,
I don't really know why you would be walking down the street, but if you were and you saw
Kale, would you be like, Oh, that's my type or not my type?
Um, I don't know. Maybe not. I like, uh, I'm into latinos.
I knew he was going to say that like a little like a little Latina,
like a little like Latina. Yeah. That's my speed.
Okay. That's my speed. Do you still talk to any of the other clones?
Yeah, we all have a group chat. We also like that group chat has been blowing up since.
So you're going to talk crap about us when you leave. Of course not. Of course.
I'm going to tell everybody what a great time, what a beautiful place we're in.
Thank you for having me out here. All that good stuff. That's what you're going to say.
Yeah. I already said it right there. He said so and Rico to come hang out.
Because I already told Rico that I should have chose Jalen. I've already said it several times.
Well, that's so he won't. Yeah. No, it's funny. But let's say, okay, let's say you did choose Jalen.
Would that have made anything, any different? Because I think my fans were just super disappointed
because you picked, well, I can't say that on here because I picked Rico.
Like they were all like, you know what's good for you and he's not it.
I can't say what I was going to say. You know we're friends and all.
Yeah. Rico just reminded me of somebody else. So I don't know.
I'm telling him I'm talking shit about him. So this isn't going to be like surprising.
No, Rico reminded me of somebody else that Kale's like dated in her past. So
Well, I even said that on the show. Like they even look alike. Yeah. Yeah.
They look alike. But he shaved his dreads off when we broke up. So
It's like when the dreads go. It's like I didn't pick Jalen. He shaved the dreads off.
Yeah, I'm going to wavey now though. So what is your life look like like today?
You're working a lot. You're working a lot. Latina.
I'm not looking for anything. I'm just focused on me right now and putting myself in the best
situation to then when I do have a girl become a part of my life. I can take care of the way I
need to. That's so sweet. That sounds so great. Because I got to take care of myself first though.
Right. Right. I feel like a lot of us like fail that part in life. You know, like I feel like
when you get in relationships, I can definitely relate. Like you get into relationships and
sometimes you're so busy taking care of like other people that you forget about yourself.
And then you like feel lost. But also when you're not ready for a relationship,
like he said he's like living at home still. He's working a lot. Like could you really commit to
a relationship in a real way when you're going through when you're trying to figure your own
stuff out? Yeah. You know. And I haven't. That was one thing I think I told her on the show. Like I've only had
like two girlfriends in my entire life. Yeah, you said that. Really? Like yeah. But it was like for
a year or both of them. So it was like. Jaylin is literally a male version of me. Yeah. Yeah.
Virgo. Virgo. Yeah. Actually, he's a Virgo also. He loves Jaylin. He loves Jaylin. Yeah,
it's Pisces season right now. My birthday was a couple days ago. Oh yeah. Yeah. I said a happy
birthday. Thanks. Becky loves Jaylin. Yeah. Yeah. I like Becky too. Becky's fine. She's also a Virgo.
She's fine. Virgo's the best. I don't know what to tell you. You just get it. That's so funny.
I love it. So yeah, I definitely can relate. I feel like so many people get into situations
like relationships that they just like want to make something work to like have somebody.
Just have somebody. I think yeah. But they're just like not there and they haven't taken care
of themselves. And then that's when you find like these like really bad situations. So would you
do another dating show? No, I've actually got asked to do. Are you the one? Oh, really? Yeah.
But I only reason I did that one was because they told me it was like four days. Right. So I'm like,
all right, it's quick. It'll be fun. It's like a one time. Yeah. Are you the one is like a full
season? Yeah, I didn't want to go spend like a month or two somewhere. And I wasn't trying to do it.
And you would probably get a girlfriend and you're not really ready for it. And I got yeah,
it's not guaranteed that there's going to be a Latina there. I mean, for sure,
they would have one for him. I mean, I know a couple that I could hook him up with. But
okay, but watching. Are you the one since you're a Virgo? I don't know if it's a Virgo thing or
if it's just like a Lindsay thing could be both. But when they go, have you ever watched it? Okay,
so they go into this room. I get anxiety whenever they're like standing there. Like if they're the
match. Wait, is this which is the one where they go through the phone X on the beach? If they asked
me to go on X on the beach, I would run. I'm not going on that. They could never put my
X's in the sand. But what X would show up? Dom and Chris. And I would literally jump out the window.
You would jump out the window. Yes. You would be gone. There would be. The X's really would be on
the team. You could not be there. So are you the one is they have to find matches? Yeah, they have
to find matches. And they don't know like who they go through like these tests before they find
their okay, okay. And they have a match by the psychiatrists, right? Matches you like. Yeah,
like the test like questions about them and what they like. And there's like a perfect match
supposedly like on paper for you there. So you go into this room. And it's like you have to
stand on this thing and it does like all this like technology and it's like these loud like
noises is like scanning you and stuff. And I could totally see Kale doing it. But then I feel like
I get so much anxiety whenever I'm watching it because it's two people that are like invested.
There's two people that are invested in each other and they might not be a match. So then they go in
there and then it's like you're not a match. See, I think I would know my match and not even pick my
match. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I know who's good for me and I'm not going to pick you.
That's how Kale would know her match because I'd be like, Oh, you're perfect. This is literally
going hand in hand. But I'm right. Yeah. So I need to do that. I think we should pitch that to MTV
for sure. For Kale. But Jalen said he's not going to participate. So that's fine. But I'm going to
give me the opportunity. Throw me a, I was playing. But one of the girls from Teen Mom OG, she was on
Are You the One and then they cast her to Teen Mom. Cheyenne. Oh, she was on Are You the One. Yeah.
And then Corey was on The Challenge and they met through The Challenge because she went on The
Challenge after Are You the One. Got it. Got it. That makes sense. Okay. So we should actually go on
The Challenge. We should do The Challenge online. I would do The Challenge. You know, I've been
in CrossFit for a while now. I would get killed on The Challenge. Well, the other girl on Game of
Clones, Nicole, she did her own episode and I made fun of her accent on Twitter and she's from The
Challenge and now we... Kale made fun of her accent. I didn't make fun of it. I just asked if it was
real. She has a speech impediment. Oh. I didn't need to and so she, she told me I wouldn't last on
The Challenge. So like part of me just wants to go on The Challenge just to prove her that I can
last on The Challenge. That competitive nature. I like that. Yeah. Well, no, Kale wants to go on
there. So in the event that she goes to get kicked off, that she can fight this girl that she's made
fun of. I would definitely do Are You the One and The Challenge for sure. I think I would win
The Challenge. Yeah, I think you would too. I would do either actually if we were perfectly honest.
We could do The Challenge. No, but like I feel like if Kale thought that if we were on The
Challenge, if she thought that like eliminating me would make her win, she would eliminate me.
But I would not eliminate her. My way of thinking is with you. I wouldn't eliminate you. I would
not eliminate her. So then if it got me kicked off, I would just be like, I'm hurt. Bug it because
it wasn't meant to be. I wouldn't eliminate you. I have to work with you. Kale would 100% eliminate
me. If it was like down to like the final straw and she was like, okay, I know I can beat this
other person, but I've got to eliminate Lindsay. I would talk to you about it first. But she would
eliminate me. Like, hey, listen, I love you. I'll see you at work next week. Lindsay, no hard feelings.
So you wouldn't do The Challenge if they asked you. And then I would not answer Kale's text
messages for like three weeks. Yeah, then we'd be fine. But you would do it if they asked you.
The Challenge. The price would have to be right. The price would have to be right.
And I don't know. I just have to see like when it is kind of thing. Because you have a job.
Yeah, I got a schedule. I'm very organized. I like my- Because you're a Virgo. Yeah, I don't like
chaos, which is me. Yeah. I am. When you look up chaos in the dictionary, it's like Kale Lowry.
Yes, it is. It's like spelled out Kailin Lowry. Yeah, that's fine. But Kailin, what would be your
other last name? What other last name? If it wasn't Lowry. Chaos? No, it would be Kailin Erwin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's literally next to chaos. So why didn't your mom name you? I don't know.
Kailin Lowry. Oh no, Kailin Erwin Lowry. Ew, that's ugly. Reminds me of like Steve Erwin.
Yeah, my mom told me that that was my cousin. What? Yeah. Did she lie? I had two of. Like,
your cousin's not Steve Erwin. I mean, I told people that my whole life. I also told people
Britney Spears was my sister. Why would Kail lie about that? Because people can look it up.
Like that's confirmable. Right. Kail makes up lies that people can prove wrong. I was nine.
So Kail has no Instagram. Okay, this is a question. This is a good question. Okay,
since we just brought up that topic about lying. How old were you when you started lying?
I think my first lie was when I said that Britney Spears was my sister.
But was that really your first lie? I don't know. I was at summer camp. It was like YMCA camp.
You went to summer camp? You were summer camp kid? Yeah, my mom dropped me off. She's like,
Adios. How old were you when you first started lying? He probably never lied in his life.
Yeah, I've been real since the start. I'm like, I've never really like,
told a lie. No, I'm like, well, I don't know. I'm not like a liar. Like,
like you never convinced somebody that Tuevo was your brother. That's how I'm gonna answer
this question. I stayed real the whole time. Since you were like, I might have told a couple
Fibs here and there. And I mean, just to get out or something like tell my parents, like, I'm
going, my mom's just kidding. But you want to tell them I'm going to my friend's house or something?
And you're going to have a party or something? Oh, a party or something? I might have lied to
like go out like and go hang out with my friends and stuff like that. Like those kind of lies.
Yeah, yeah. That's I don't know. It's like, I was trying to think like, that's part of life.
I probably lied a lot because I was like afraid. Like, you know, I was afraid to disappoint my
parents. I didn't want to be disappointed. Oh God, I remember probably my biggest,
like earliest lie specifically that I can remember was whenever I was in sixth grade,
and I had like failed progress reports. I had like a few Fs. And it was going into the weekend.
They sent that shit home on a Friday. Oh, no. And I was like, oh man, like, that's really going to
mess me up. And I was on the bus and I told my friend who was like really smart, who probably had
all A's. I was like, I was going to her house after school. And I was like, you cannot tell your
parents you got your progress report because if you tell your parents that you got your progress
report, your parents are going to tell my parents when they pick me up about my progress report.
So I was like, you have to say that we didn't get it yet. So then we both lied and then we both got
caught in the lie and she shouldn't have even lied because she had A's and I had F's. So that was
like my earliest like remembered lie. Yeah, I used, I went to summer school like two times for
failing history. Yeah. That's why I don't know like geography or like, I don't believe that I
swear paid me my parents paid me for A's B's and C's. And that's kind of what got me into my parents
because they were like, you owe me and if you get B's like, we talked about this, like some people
are like, do you pay your kids for stuff like that? Because that's what you're supposed to do.
But I'm like, it's an incentive, right? Like you're not going to go to work without getting paid.
So I think definitely, if you had kids, I think they should pay their kids for school because
that gives them incentive to get good grades. Yeah, like I paid Jackson, we were talking about
baseball earlier in this episode, but I never let Jackson go to like McDonald's, you know this,
like we don't do food for McDonald's or whatever. No McDonald's, you're great, but like if you're
listening McDonald's, if you're listening, I get drinks from you every single day of my life,
but I don't let Jackson eat meat from McDonald's. And he really wants happy meals all the time.
And so I bribe him like for baseball, I'm like, if you do good at baseball and you don't act like
a fool, I'll get you out. And he gets chicken nuggets and he loves it. So I'm like, okay,
like maybe it works. But my parents definitely didn't pay me for grades. They were just like
expected. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But my parents also paid for my education, you know,
like I went to private school. So it's probably like, okay, well, I'm paying for you to go here
to get this education, you better get the grades, right? And then I messed that up and went to
summer school to summer's in a row. So I hated school. So it was like, giving me an incentive
kept me into it. And then like when I got to high school, I didn't want to make my parents pay for
my college. So I was like, I got a scholarship for football till we were stated. Well, actually,
I got like a preferred walk on my first, like spring, and then I earned it like that next
fall. So I was like right then and then that's awesome. So I got my school paid for. So that's
why I didn't like school. But I just kept doing it because I knew that was what I was supposed
to do. It took me seven years to get a four year degree because I had kids. And I paid for it all
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So I have a few more questions from fans that watch the show. The first question is,
why are you so obsessed with your abs? Why wouldn't he be? He fucking worked hard for them.
I don't work hard for them. I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with them, but they there,
so I'm not afraid to show him. Maybe he worked for them. That's hard. Yeah, that's like...
These are all questions from people that asked me questions on Instagram, so they'll be offended.
The next question is, what was your first impression of Kale?
Nothing offends me. Like, if you're like, oh my god, Will, I'm not them.
But really, honestly, the first thing I noticed, because the first thing I look at girls is their
teeth, and she has a really nice smile on her teeth. That was one thing I noticed. Yes, she does.
Thanks. I actually went to the dentist one Monday when I got here. None. Me too.
What celebrity would be your dream date? Yes.
Ooh. Karoochee. Karoochee. No. My dream date. I love Sophia Vergara.
Who? Sophia Vergara from Modern Family. I love her. She has like... Her accent, and so, ooh.
Her accent is crazy. I love Sophia. I feel like it's like... Hey, baby, I love you.
A whiny accent. I don't know her. I like it. I don't know how to explain it.
I don't know. It's just... Have you never watched Modern Family?
No. Kale. It's sexy. That's like, that's bad. Okay. Her accent is crazy.
This is the next question. How do you feel about baby daddy drama?
I don't have that. I don't know what that is. I never experienced that.
Just know millions have it. This question is not for you.
Every other episode that we talk about, it's baby daddy drama.
No, I don't know what that is. I never experienced that. I don't even have a baby daddy.
I don't have a baby daddy. I don't have a girl who has a baby daddy,
but if I did have a girl who had a kid, I don't really have problems with anybody,
so I don't see why I would have problems with a baby daddy either, unless he got problems.
Right, like if he's bitter. Yeah, that's on him. I can't handle that.
Okay. Now, if you were dating a girl...
Would you date a girl that even had a kid in real life?
Well, right now, no.
Would the baby daddy drama be too much for you?
I'm not worried about the baby daddy.
The kid would be too much.
He's not worried about the baby daddy.
Yeah, I'm not worried about the baby daddy.
I would be more of like, am I in the place to handle a kid and a woman right now?
That's where I would mind. Well, if he can't handle a woman right now,
he's not going to take on a kid.
Kid, yeah, right.
Obvious, fair enough.
So we're going to play a game called Would You Rather, or it's like a this or that, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so the first question is, would you rather be on a survival reality show or a dating show?
Survival.
Yeah, same.
I knew he was going to say that.
Survival, for sure.
Well, we tend to talk about it, so yeah.
Would you rather have a dog or a cat and why?
Dogs, I have my dog right now, Roscoe Pibble, my dog.
Hey dog, but I don't like cats.
Cats, I can't read their demeanors.
I don't know if they're happy or sad to see me, my dog, when every time I see him,
his tail's wagging, he's happy.
What do I say about cats?
They're not predictable.
I feel like he kills a cat.
Yeah, because I have dogs.
I have a Rottweiler and I love them.
He's my first dog ever, but my dogs are so much work that I'm like, I literally,
like a cat, you could put out litter and food and water for like six days and be gone.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, they're less maintenance.
But like when I take my dogs to the kennel for this trip,
it's $50 a day and I don't have time, like go pick them up.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's too much.
It's a lot.
Yeah.
Okay, so if you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Super speed.
That's like the flash is my favorite.
I feel like you have that.
The flash, yeah.
The flash is my favorite.
I love that.
I like the flash.
Jackson loves the flash as well.
Yes, I like it.
They all have the flash.
The flash is my favorite.
Pepsi or Coke?
I have to take one of them all because I would say neither.
The probably Coke.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's a general concept.
If you were, if you picked Pepsi, we'd have to kick you off right now.
Like your office episode and it's ending now.
That was the end of it.
Okay.
Which part of the toothbrush do you use to brush your tongue?
The back.
The tongue scrubber.
What?
The tongue scrubber on the back.
The tongue scrubber on the back.
I use the, the bristles, the toothbrush part.
But Keel also brushes her tongue like the wrong way.
Do you brush it vertically or do you horizontally?
Vertically.
Because the tongue, the like.
Like, like going that way?
Yeah.
Like, I do like a circular, like a circular scrub on the back.
With the back of the toothbrush?
The tongue scrubber, that's what it's on the back for.
A regular toothbrush, they now have like tongue scrubbers on the back of them.
Yeah.
It's not like, you know, like the foot one that we have, it's like electric, you know,
and like you just brush it with the, there was.
They're more like ribbed.
Yeah, it's like a ribbed.
It's like a ribbed.
Come on, Keel, I don't think you brush your teeth, but.
I also feel like we talked about this before.
You're not even, I think you're supposed to do your tongue first.
Keel, we've talked about this so many times.
Okay, it's a big discussion.
You brushed your teeth.
You brushed your teeth.
Your tongue, the wrong way.
No, I brush with the bristles and I go horizontal.
Now.
No, always.
I never went like this.
Circular.
I kind of go circular.
Okay, circular is not a thing.
That's not a thing.
That's why you.
That's like, I feel like that's the best option.
Because that way you're getting all directions.
Oh wait, it's your turn.
Not my turn.
Okay.
I just ripped the phone from your hands.
Would you rather be 30 minutes early with messy hair or 10 minutes late looking sharp?
10 minutes late looking sharp.
I'm saying everybody shows up fast and be late.
I'm sorry, I'm late though.
I'm definitely going to say 10 minutes late looking sharp.
Because I'm not showing up anywhere looking busted.
Oh, I will.
I will show up.
Keel would be 30 minutes.
Actually, no.
I'll be 30 minutes late and a mess.
Yeah, Keel would be 30 minutes late.
And she looked like she just woke up.
It's fine.
But she'll be fine with it.
I'm going to be 15 minutes early lotion on hairbrush ready to go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
There it is.
Important text or important phone call?
Phone call, if it's important.
Really?
See, no.
Do you prefer texting or call?
How important is it?
Because when I was-
Just any, actually.
Okay.
Well, I prefer text.
Yes, definitely.
Like if you call me, I'm just going to deny.
One of my teammates when I was at school got a text that
like his mom died.
A text?
A text.
That's what I'm saying.
Like he got a text.
That's why I was like, how important?
Because my friend got a text that his mom like,
or maybe not died, was in the hospital or something.
I was like, I'd want to call like that because he got back
from practice, looked at his phone like, what?
Was like, what?
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that's deep.
Yeah, that's not really appropriate.
That's what I was saying.
But I would definitely like phone calls,
but Keel will never answer the damn phone.
No.
And it's annoying.
And I know she's looking at it.
I really do text her face time, really.
You see sometimes face time, I don't even want to answer it.
Well, I face time.
Keel answers like that.
You have to tell me that you're face timing.
Don't just face time me.
Yeah, we were talking about this.
Like, do you need a face time appointment?
Or like, do you?
Face time depends on who it is.
But like, OK, if you were talking to something like a girl,
do you feel like you need to give her advance notice
that you're going to be having a face time?
Or are you just going to try to face time her?
No, not the girl.
Because you're getting denied if you're face time.
But like, my friends?
No, depending on what I'm doing, I guess.
I'm not answering.
But like, yesterday when I faced time, everyone?
I wouldn't even answer you if I looked at them.
Oh.
I mean, I wouldn't answer for pretty much anyone,
I don't think, actually.
Keel doesn't even answer anything.
So it's fine.
Don't answer, fine.
I asked her where to park, she didn't even text me back.
First of all.
She didn't text back?
You know why?
Because she didn't know the answer.
Yeah, probably.
No, I didn't get it.
Hugs or kisses?
Kisses.
OK.
I'm going to go hug.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Like, when you're at a family event,
are you kissing them on the cheek or hugging them?
No, this is not a fake event.
This is like a relationship.
Oh, kisses.
No, I would rather not.
Same.
Like, I would just rather the hug.
Just like, touch me and don't, also don't touch me.
But like, this is good right here.
Yeah, and like, I know what you mean.
Or like, if we're cuddling at night,
like, let me just put my foot on you.
Like, I know Keel loves me.
Because she's touching me.
OK, OK, so you don't need like that.
But I don't need like, just smell your breath.
Like, I don't really need that.
We're good with that.
OK.
Yo quiero besos.
No.
Besos mucho.
Skittles or starburst?
Skittles.
Starburst.
Starburst.
I think both of them are equally amazing.
What color is starburst, pink?
See, I'm like, more of like a yellow.
Like, I do like yellow.
Oh, see, the yellow is the ones I throw away.
Well, then give them to me from that one.
My mom likes all the yellow ones.
I get her all the yellows.
I don't like the yellows.
I like the pink and the reds.
The pink and the reds.
Have you had a pink star, Jamba Juice?
No, but I like Jamba Juice.
Jamba Juice, we have to go to Jamba Juice while we're here.
What?
What?
I live in Dover, Delaware.
We don't even have.
Jamba Juice is so good.
Jamba Juice is the.
It is so good.
I used to have Jamba Juice every morning.
We don't have that in Delaware.
It's so good.
When I lived here, we used to get Jamba Juice, like,
every day before school.
I'm going to open one in Delaware.
You're not, because it's like a franchise, and they promise.
Oh, international business.
I'll run it.
Just get it going, they need, Thailand needs some Jamba Juice, too.
Thailand?
Yeah, Thailand.
Well, let's do it in Dover first, because it's like, you know what I mean?
OK, tea or coffee?
Coffee.
OK.
I recently just started.
Actually, when I was in Asia, I started drinking coffee.
Like, what kind of tea is this?
Hot tea?
Chai tea.
Oh, Chai tea is so good.
I can't do, that's that.
But I would pick coffee.
That's that stuff that I said tastes like chocolate milk?
I like the brisk iced tea.
OK, does anybody else think that chai tea tastes like chocolate milk?
But it's so good.
It definitely tastes like chocolate milk.
OK, would you rather live a short life and be rich, or a long life and be poor?
Short life and be rich.
See, I'd rather live a long life and be poor.
Like, if I would be happier in a box, I would definitely do that over.
Because honestly, like.
Nobody said that you would be happy, you read too far into this question.
That's why I was like, if I'm not happy, I'll be short life and rich.
Let me get it over with.
Really?
OK, so I thought.
No, no, no, no.
I'm here.
Kale read too far into the question, which Kale reads too far into everything in her life.
That's why I'm single.
Would you rather live a short life?
It's simple.
Short life, rich, long life, poor.
OK, short life and rich.
I'm not trying to be broke for a long period of time.
True.
This is true.
OK, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.
And I just tried to convince you guys the answer.
Well, you're right.
I agree.
Why would I want to be poor for a long time?
Long time, yeah.
OK.
But you can be rich for like a short period of time and like live a really short life.
Right.
We could be in Thailand living their best life.
I'm going to live it up.
Right.
OK, the next one, would you?
Oh, this is a good one.
Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?
Smelly feet.
Smelly feet.
I'm going to go smelly feet, but I don't have smelly feet.
I don't either.
Let's discuss that now.
Bad breath is just like something that would affect like everybody around you, you know?
So it's like your smelly feet, if they're like in your shoes.
Oh my god, you know, who's really bad feet?
Who?
Becky.
Has smelly feet?
They're so bad.
As soon as she takes her shoes off, you're like, it's disgusting.
Yeah, I'll FaceTime her later.
Does Becky know that she has smelly feet?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Does she talk about having smelly feet?
Yeah, she'll warn you.
At least, I mean, if she's giving out warnings, I mean, I got it.
But is there any way that we can help Becky not have smelly feet?
Gold.
What is it called?
Gold?
Gold.
Goldbond.
Goldbond.
That was a stab in the dark.
I'm surprised I got there, right?
OK, what's the next one?
If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pasta.
What kind of pasta?
It has to be like one specific thing.
Chicken Alfredo.
Yes, chicken Alfredo.
Do you ever put bacon in it?
Never.
You cook the chicken in bacon.
Yes, so like you cut up the, cut up the, this is how I make it.
This is the only thing Kale knows how to make it.
Right, I'm so giddy.
So pasta.
You cut up the bacon into little pieces, and you put it in the pan,
and then you put the chunks of chicken in it.
So you're cooking it in the bacon grease, and then you add the sauce,
make your sauce, mix it all together, and stick it.
It's so good.
It's really good.
I'm coming to your house for that, Kale.
I usually hear, corner baker, you're Olive Garden, come along.
Corner baker.
Get it to go.
Oh my gosh.
OK, what did you decide?
What would I, I would eat chicken pads to you, Thai food, and Thai beef jerky.
OK, but you can, it's one thing.
But it's Thai food, so it's one thing.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's one specific thing.
One specific thing.
Chicken pads to you from Thai, from Thailand.
Kill, I can't.
I'm going to go, this is going to sound so basic.
If you tell me a fucking salad, Lindsay, you're fired.
You're fired, you can't fire me.
I would go a grilled cheese.
No.
Grilled cheese, OK?
That's so clean.
But it's like anything in it, or just cheese and bread and grilled cheese.
The Panera ones are really good.
Have you had one from Panera?
I have not had a grilled cheese from Panera.
You should get one from Panera.
I really love them with the cheese.
A grilled cheese, I feel like you just can't go wrong.
And note, like, you're thinking like.
It's hard to mess up a grilled cheese.
That's the only thing that you can eat,
and you have to get it from like multiple places.
How many people can really screw up a grilled cheese?
Like, there could be a lot of room for error with pasta.
But I'm thinking more of nutritional value in the fact
that you're eating bread and cheese for the rest of your life,
rather than.
But also, pasta is the same thing, essentially.
Pasta, you're getting the carbs from the noodles,
and then you got the protein and the chicken.
But it's a lot of carbs.
And it's also not the healthiest, but I feel like, I don't know.
But we don't have to think.
We all picked pretty horrible things.
Like, I mean, I could also.
Thai chicken patty you has broccoli in it.
I don't even know what that is when you said it.
I'm surprised.
I can't even pronounce it.
But I also, if I had like a second choice,
I also would pick a Caesar salad.
But I didn't say salad because I knew
that Kale was going to slap me, and I didn't really
feel like that today.
Would you rather eat fish eyes or duck legs?
No.
I'm canceling this question.
I'd duck legs, for sure.
I'm going to go duck legs.
I would have a good duck legs.
Because the thought on an aisle and a cappale.
I saw the eye thing on Fear Factor.
Oh, would you go on Fear Factor?
No.
I would not do any of the cockroach eating and the spiders.
I don't like bugs.
But Kale would be the person that would have to go on a thing
with the snakes or whatever.
Or would the mice crawl on you?
Oh, I would do that.
And I'm only being confined in tight spaces, too.
So being that with cockroaches on me or something.
I would duck.
I saw the eyeball thing on Fear Factor, and it pops.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I can't.
The popping would kill me.
And duck's not that bad, actually.
I'm going to try duck.
It's not that bad.
I don't think I could eat duck.
It's not that bad.
I mean, I would in that situation.
If someone were to make a plate and put duck and chicken on it,
you probably wouldn't know.
You know what?
When I went to Europe over the summer,
my friend, who I met there, she was from Saudi Arabia.
She was like, oh, do you want to try this?
And I was like, sure.
Like, what is it?
And she spread it on a piece of bread, and I ate it.
And afterwards, she told me it was chicken liver.
Oh, wow.
And you didn't know in advance.
It was good.
But once I found out what it was,
it was disgusting.
It was disgusting.
Oh, my gosh.
And then yesterday went to Roscoe's.
Have you heard of that?
Roscoe's chicken and waffles?
First of all, they didn't even have a plate that
was chicken and waffles.
So at one, I was already disappointed.
Two, there were several items on the menu with chicken liver.
And I was like, but why?
I've actually never had Roscoe's as long as I've been killed.
I got up and left.
Which one do you?
The one in England.
There's like two of them.
Oh, OK, OK.
Yeah, I don't know.
Kill was in England.
That's where I, honestly, I fit right in.
I heard it's overrated, kind of.
Roscoe's. Some people tell you it's overrated.
Some people are like, oh, my god, that's the best thing you
know.
Well, I didn't even stay to order a drink.
So I saw the menu.
I was like, I'm out.
Kale's that person.
Walk up, get up, and leave?
Yeah, she'll just get up and leave.
I got Thai food.
I'm the person that I'm going to sit there and be like,
I'm going to dread being there, but I'm just
going to find something on the menu and be like, mm.
That's me too.
I can eat some of this.
Yeah, I can eat something here.
No, I'm not too.
Yeah, I'll find something.
It's a Virgo, you know?
OK, well, Jaylin, tell us where we can find you on social
media and all that stuff.
Add me at yourboyjaboyy underscore j.
That's my Instagram.
Awesome.
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I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate everything.
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