Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - 8: Elf on the Shelf, Kail the Grinch, & a Toothbrush Scandal

Episode Date: December 21, 2017

Today Kail Lowry reveals why she's a Christmas grinch, and isn't going to even have a tree. Lindsie Chrisley talks about the Elf on the Shelf, and explains why she participates in the tradition. The ladies have a hot debate on whether Kail is weird because of the way she brushes her tongue. They discuss their fascination with serial killers, Kail reveals why her house is in chaos, and they talk about how they feel about people taking pics of their kids in public. Today's show is brought to you by Swap.com--for up to 40% off your first order use code COFFEECONVOS40. And for 20% off all beauty box subscriptions go to birchbox.com/coffee and use code COFFEE. For your first month of Kail's miracle skincare routine, go to bioclarity.com and use code COFFEE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Okay, let me tell you about today. No, let me start with the week. Okay. So I think I talked about a little bit about how I have a plumbing problems. Did I talk about that? Yes. So my ceiling fell through a couple weeks ago. in my kitchen because I had a leak upstairs in the bathroom. And then, like, I had plumbers come in,

and my contractor come in, and they thought they fixed the problem. But then they started ripping apart the bathroom. And now they didn't find the problem. And now they found a new problem. And so I have more holes in my ceiling in my kitchen. So that's that. And so I'm just redoing the whole bathroom now. But since I'm here in Atlanta doing the podcast, they're working on the house there. So I'm, like, kind of going crazy a little bit because I don't really know, I know my contractor, but I don't know the subcontractors that he has come in. And so I'm a little nervous about that. So anyways, I left this morning to get on a 10-20 flight.

And there was a roadblock. I don't know what it was. And anyway, I missed my flight simultaneously was peeing my pants because I was like, okay, do I check in to try to make this flight or do I go to the bathroom first? But I missed the flight and I peed my pants. So that's where we're at. I got on the flight that was like three hours later. And now I'm here.

Super casual. Yeah. Just like really casual. All the while, you know, I have Lux, the four-month-old, just chilling and waiting for me to just get my life together. Yeah. He's just chilling out. When you, I mean, my personality is so different than yours. And I think I had a mini panic attack because you know my morning started off bad at six this morning.

So I had a mini panic attack when you text me a photo of police in the road. I was like, Kail's never getting to the airport. Well, I wasn't getting pulled over, so I'll tell you that. But the police were in front of you, and there were lights going on, and I was just like, afraid. I didn't know what was going on. I was like, Kail's not going to the airport. And then I guess I thought I was really funny by something I said because then Kail said

that she peed her pants, but little did I know. I was serious. She was like really peeing her pants. I literally threw my underwear out at the airport and put new underwear on. Where did you throw the underwear? Like at the bathroom? Mm-hmm. Like I only had a carry-on.

So luckily I had like extra clothes with me. Oh my God. I know. But it's fine. I only peed a little. Like you always have like crazy airport stories. Like. Because I'm crazy.

Oh my gosh. Wait, we have to talk about the nuts. We have to talk about the nuts story. Okay. Okay. So the other day I got a box of nuts in the mail and it didn't say like who it was from or anything like that. And my friends had told me about how you can send people like a bag of dicks like as a joke.

They're like little dicks or something. I don't know. So I was like, oh my God. Someone sent me like a box of nuts. Like someone's telling you. me. I'm crazy. And so I texted Lindsay and I was like, I just got a box of nuts. And then she didn't. So I was super confused because sometimes you get like random stuff. Because naturally like, why would I just get a box nuts if you were getting a box of nuts? Like I just don't understand. Because I was like, okay,

maybe this is podcast related. Yeah. But then I was like, okay, you didn't get one. So someone is trying to say that I'm nuts. Yeah. And they were. Which was funny because I would understand. I would get it. Or it back a ticks. We're a bag of dicks. Either one is fine. Well, I don't know. I don't even know how to respond to that. I literally responded what?

Because I didn't know. Do you know those chocolates Ferreira Roche or whatever they're called? They're like muddy. My mom would get them like as gifts when we were growing up. And I like, they like stayed in the package. Like my mom kept the baskets and like they stayed in the saran wrap for like years and years. Do you know what I'm saying? But like now like I know that they're candy that you can eat.

So I feel like if someone were to send me nuts, I would keep them in the package. Speaking of that, I was watching this. You know how I watch really weird stuff all the time? Because you swear I'm weird. But I saw that. How do you say like Ferreira Roche or whatever they're called? I don't even know what they are. But I saw a video of it the other day.

I swear to God, this is for real. I saw somebody opening the package and it was probably like ancient. It was probably like 95 years old. A ferreira Roche? Yeah, there was worms crawling out. Don't tell me that. Worms crawling out of them. Literally like one time I was pretty much basically starving to death when I was in like fourth grade.

and I opened one of the baskets with the chocolate and it was probably like three years old and I ate it. Yeah, that would definitely be. It was a Ferreira Roche. That would definitely be nothing that I would ever do. But did you like it because it's nutty? There was no worms in it was really good. Did you like it because it was nutty? And it was also three years old.

But it was good. So the nuts that I have that are like new and clean and like nice. And they're not three years old. They're not three years old. They're salty or sweet. or they're, they had a really, like, fire-looking flavor. They did. That was the one that was, like, on top.

That's something I would watch a movie and eat with soft drink, definitely. That's like a movie watching. I love that you call it soft drink. Or, like, Coke, like, whatever you call it. I call it soda. It's not soda. I hear people call it pop or like. Yeah, pop, that's weird.

I like that you say, like, soft drink, though. It's funny. Like, what else is a soft drink? Soda and what else? But, you know, you know, I'm so, like, proper. You know, whenever I say something, like, soft drink. But is soda only classified as soft drink or is there other drinks that classify as soft drinks? No.

Or is it just soda? It's just soda. Let me tell you a story about soda. Okay. So this is a real story. Is anybody going to care? Probably not, but I think it's funny. So my kids, I try not to give them soft drinks, as you would call them.

Yeah. So Isaac, by time he tried it when he was, I don't know, five, he hated it because it's carbonated. He hated it. Well, Havi's dad gave Lincoln Coke when he was like two and he's like obsessed with it. So now it's like I have to hide the soda. Well, recently we went to the movies and like I had a ginger ale and it was flat. It was like a flat ginger ale. And he's like, is this soda?

And I said, yeah. And he drinks it. And he's like, I don't feel it. I don't feel it. Because he loves the carbonation. So like Isaac hates the carbonation, but Lincoln loves the carbonation. But why were you at the movies with a flat soft drink? Well, I think it just like went flat.

No. It was already flat. And it was a ginger ale. Like, first of all, why does my four-year-old love ginger ale? Like, I feel like that's not a drink that, like, my kids would like, but he likes the feeling. That's, like, only a drink that you would drink when you're sick. No, I love it. I drink it all the time.

I can't drink that. Really? It, like, makes me sick thinking about drinking it when I'm sick. I love ginger ale. Like, I can't do it. But I do love a good Coke every once in a while. Like, all the time, actually. I was about to say.

I was about to call you out, Lindsay, you drink that all the time. I like it all the time. Every time I see you have one. I have to. I have to. I can't help myself. It's like a really bad habit. But I used to drink like a drink that helped me not drink it.

What's the drink? Spark. Because I really love carbonated drinks. Like I love them. Remember me telling you about Spark? Did you ever try it? I've had Spark. Yeah.

So, you know, I do advocate here. So I love Spark. Been on it for like three years. But for whatever reason, if I go off of it, like, Two or three days. Then I'll just go like on a bender. It's almost like I'm an addict. Like I can't help myself.

Well, I think that you are. That's basically what that is. I'm like a Coca-Cola classic addict. Let's just clarify that it's not like, it's not like sniffing coke. It's like. The drinking. Coke. Coke classic.

I was drinking like the carbonated water, like the flavored water. But there's aspartame in it. What's aspartame? It's like, like, big sugar. It's like really, really bad for you. Like super bad. Is that the thing that I? I text you that I was like, oh, I'm kicking my habit.

I'm going to drink these things. And I sent you a picture of that, whatever it is, it's like a carbonated drink. And I will tell you whenever I drink that, I think I'm addicted to the carbonation. I love the carbonation of drinks. Yeah. But is aspartane in all carbonated drinks? I don't think so. I don't know.

We should look at it. We should research it. Yeah. For sure. Okay. So did you ever see the little video of Chloe Kardashian showing like her pantry? and how everything is so organized. Yes, I'm obsessed.

Well, so ever since then I became obsessed with, like, my pantry and, like, organizing my house. So I actually hired a professional organizer to come help me, like, clean out, like, the closets and, like, organize it nicely. That's so nice. And mainly wanted to start with, like, my room and the baby's room because, you know, babies grow out of things so fast. Yeah. And so I, she's helping me organize the closets and stuff. And, like, I didn't realize how many things I had still sitting in the, closet that wore not fitting the boys anymore and I probably won't reuse it again because it already

went through two kids. So I'm like, what do I do with all these clothes? Well, so I deal with that same thing with Jackson's stuff. It's like once you kind of get it out of the room, it's like you try to figure out what to do with the stuff. Right. And it's like you just put it in a bag and it's there for a while. Or you can put it in like Tupperware and put it away for the next kid, but also you forget about it sometimes. So why not just like donate it or something? Yeah. So, you know, I found swap.com. the world's largest online consignment and thrift store. It's a, it's a website. And basically with swap.com, you can save up to 90% off of retail price on your favorite brands. So like you would like gently use stuff, like you would just put it through the website and then.

Yeah, you could put it through there. They've got brands on there like Lulu Llelin, Carter's, Nike, J.Crew, Gap. Like I have tons of Gap clothes and like J. Crew stuff. Yeah, I'm definitely wouldn't use that. I feel like. So we've partnered with them. And if you go to swap.com, They are offering our listeners 40% off plus free shipping if you just use the promo coffee combos 40 at swap.com. Cool. You know how we love serial killers and like I'm all over this. We don't love serial killers.

We love the documentaries and the fascination with them. Yeah, yeah, let's clarify. I don't love serial killers. I'm not like obsessed with them but like kind of obsessed with them. I'm kind of like obsessed with the story. With the stories. Right. Well, there's a Jodi Arias one coming up on ID channel.

We need to watch it. Ooh, yeah, I think I watched The Lifetime special on that. Well, they're doing another one, so we've got to watch it. Yeah, it's super, that girl's super crazy. Did you watch the Scott Peterson one on ID Channel last week? Yeah. It was sick. He definitely did it.

Oh, for sure. And she was my age. So it's like, I think about that and I'm like, oh. But Will told me, he was like, we watched that a long, long time ago. Like, I guess, I think I was in like seventh grade or something whenever it came out. Yeah, we were young. We were really young. But whenever that came out, I was upset.

with following that story. Yeah. Like, obsessed with it. Yeah. And I don't know why. I guess it just, like, resignated. The, like, Lacey was, like, so pretty. Oh, my gosh.

She was so pretty. And so pregnant that I was just obsessed with it for whatever reason. And Will and I watched some kind of documentary on it a long, long time ago. And Will thinks like he didn't do it. What? Like, how stupid is that? Why would he? Why?

What do you mean? Was he hit with a stupid stick? Apparently. Sorry, Will. Yeah, like, sorry. So what's the serial killer now in Tampa? The serial, okay, so apparently he killed like four people and they thought that they were all like not connected or, you know, whatever. It was just like random killings.

But apparently he's like a serial killer. Well, then they get him? They called him at a McDonald's. Yeah. McDonald's. He had a gun and he had it like in a bag and I think he gave it to like one of the workers or something like that. And she knew he or she knew him. And they took the bag.

They took the bag and they called the police because they had the gun. What the hell? Yeah. And so he killed four people and he was like on the loose for like 51 days. Like they didn't catch him for like 51 days. McDonald's though? Yeah. And McDonald's.

Let me tell you a story about McDonald's one time. Okay. Tell me about McDonald's. Okay. So one time it was like really late and I went in to get a soft drink. A soft drink? a soda a Coke whatever went in to get a Coke and I went through well actually I went through the drive through and for whatever reason when I went through the drive through they always

give me freaking diet Coke when I asked for regular Coke and I'm like I didn't ask for diet like do I look like it like do I look like any diet like I just want the regular one so I go through and I take one sip of it and I'm like oh my god this tastes like that weirdo sugar in the diet Coke so yeah I think it's aspartame it tastes weird right I don't know I don't drink diet Coke well I don't drink diet anything. It's real freaking weird. As you can tell. So, you can tell.

Kale's eating the whole drumstick and I'm eating the flats. No, so I go in to the McDonald's and I just leisurely like walk over to the little drink machine and I dump out the drink that they gave me. I didn't even say anything to them. I dump out the drink that they gave me and go to refill my thing. Some psycho man that was like drugged out came. came over to the thing and started telling me that he was going to call the police on me

and stuff and I was like... Well, because you stole the soda. Because I was like stealing the soda but I wasn't stealing soda I just went through the drive-thru and they gave me the wrong thing so I went in and just

tried to not create a problem for them and just fix my own drink. I just like, okay man. I just don't understand. Were you worried? Yeah. I thought I was going to die. Like I thought he was going to do something.

Well, he wasn't because cameras are everywhere in McDonald's. And then the girl. girl behind the counter at McDonald's, she was seriously watching us and she was watching the whole altercation, but she didn't interfere. And I don't think she was going to call the police. And I was just like, oh my God, I'm probably going to die over like a Diet Coke tonight. And I don't understand what's going on. So that's my McDonald's story. Okay, well, maybe just go back through a drive-thru next time. I will never go. Like, don't ever get out of your car in a creepy location.

Never getting out. Like, I will always go through the drive-thru. Just do it. If I ever need a drink for McDonald's, like always. Just say, I think you messed up. That's not really a problem if they messed up. Yeah, I'll just drink it. I don't care. I'll drink it. Just drink it.

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No, I'm not grinchy because, listen, I don't have my kids for Christmas this year. So my thought was I'll do Christmas stuff the 23rd. We're going to go to Philadelphia. and do all Christmas shit, all Christmas light stuff. And we're going to do Christmas stuff. And they go to their dads on the 24th, which is Christmas Eve. And then they're there for the week. So to me, and I just feel like why even put up a tree if I'm going to be Grinch by myself?

You're just like grinch and scrooge like all it wants. But it's fine because the kids are still going to have a great holiday. Yeah, but I just, I don't know. Like Jackson gets so hype for Elf on the shelf. First of all, I don't know. even think Lincoln knows who Santa is because his dad's side of the family doesn't do Santa at all. Like what, because they don't believe in lying to their kids? I mean, because like, they just open all gifts on Christmas Eve and they don't have Santa. Like, that's not a thing. But are they,

like, religious? Because I feel like only super religious people wouldn't do Santa because it's lying. I mean, like. I don't know, actually. I don't think Harvey and I ever had that conversation, but all I know was that his family does not do Santa. So like it's not like a huge deal in our house. I was going to show you like some of my little elf on the shelves. Are they funny? So I know what elf on the shelf is. I just don't do it. This was one of them. Oh my gosh. That's actually really funny. Okay. So Lindsay's showing me this the elf on the shelf is digging into Jackson's piggy bank. Well, you forgot to tell the best part. He has on a robber mask. Oh, I didn't see that. I didn't notice. That's the best part. Wait, did you draw that on?

there? No, it's like that black like electrical tape. So you put it on there? Yeah, you cut it and like you put it on there. Like I spent a lot of time. Well, you did a good job. Yeah, it looks like a real mask, right? It does. I didn't. He's a real robber. And then. So like, what does Jackson say when he sees that? He really believes it. He thinks the elf like really has magic powers and like it's real. And he's like, oh my gosh, mom, Elfie was so, he was just getting into every. He was just getting into every. He was up there, get my piggy bank. He brought it all the way downstairs by himself. I'm thinking of myself, that little damn elf did not go all the way upstairs and get your piggy bank.

It's almost too heavy for me to carry. That's so cute, though. This one was cute. What is? Oh, my God. That's cute. I, like, said that he was trying to wrap presents and he stuck, like, wrapping paper all in himself. Do they all not have feet?

Do they all not have feet? Do you not know about Elf on the shelf? I know what it is, but I didn't know he didn't know. have feet. Like, first of all, who invented this because I wish that I invented it because I feel like it's a thing. It is a thing. Like the creator of Elf on the shelf must be, must be loaded.

They're loaded. Like they're, they're, they're, James. No, we already talked about it. Don't tell people. I don't, what do we talk about? You just forgot. I'm not telling. A Christmas thing?

I'm not telling you right now. Oh, my God. I'm not telling you because you're. Well, we need to just use Elf on the shelf and put shoes on him. Okay, look at this one. Do you know who he's writing? writing on? Yeah, that's bull's eye. Yeah, because Jackson's obsessed with Toy Story. Yeah, I know. Isaac was obsessed with Toy Story. So we put Elf on the shelf, um, with riding Bullseye,

and he's got on Woody's hat. So he, I said that he was sheriff Elfie. He thinks it's so cool. And I just love it. It gets him into the Christmas spirit. It helps him, like behave at school because my elf went on strike. Like when Jackson had a bad week last week, Elfy went on strike. So do you even know what the premise of Elf on the shelf is? I have no idea. I just thought it was a thing that people bought. Okay, well, people do buy it, actually. It costs money.

Well, I wish I invented it. Me too, but it does cost money. But the premise is basically it watches your children and makes them behave for like the month of December. Well, geez, I need that. My kids are obsessed with Dragons Love Tacos book. Have you seen them? No. You need to get them for Jackson.

Dragons Love Tacos? Yeah, it's Dragon Love Tacos. Book recommendation for children. Yeah. The first one's Dragons Love Tacos. And the second one is dragons love tacos, the sequel, which is two. And they're so freaking cute. We went to, like, I took the kids to Isaac's school, his elementary school.

They had, like, a cookies and milk thing. And so, like, you read, like, four stories with, like, the teachers and then do cookies and milk afterwards. And that was one of the books they read. And it was so cute that I had to buy it for everyone for Christmas. Oh, my gosh. That's so cute. That's such a good idea to, like, buy, like, a gift that is.

I'm into, like, practical things. Yeah. That's like, and I did, like, customized blankets. Like with their needs on them. Because I just can't with the toys. Like I'm so over the toys. Well, I feel like our kids have like every toy. That's the problem.

That's why I'm like, I don't want, like, people are asking what can they get my kids for Christmas? I'm like, do not buy my kids another freaking set of Legos because if I step on one more, I'm going to leave the house and never come back. Like my feet are going to fall off if I step on another Lego. No. I'm like. Jackson's obsessed with Legos right now. My linking goes to his dad's every other week, so 50-50 and he'll leave the Legos. on the table before he leaves and not clean them up before he leaves and then they say i don't want

to touch them because i don't want to mess it up yeah and like isaac's like so like particular about his legos that like we have to keep lincoln's legos and iac's legos separate and so like isaac also won't touch lincoln's legos so i'm over it no more freaking toys i feel like i like experiences with jackson more just because it's like more interactive and i get to spend time with him versus like buying legoes and stuff yeah no i agree i feel like i had everything as a kid and I don't know. I feel like in that regard, like I'm a little bit different than my parents. I don't really remember my mom didn't really take me to do stuff.

Like I don't remember like going places or like doing things with my mom. So I think if I would have done that, it would have been different. A lot different. Yeah. And like I think I'm very much a homebody. But when I do see things that I can take the kid to go do, like I for sure do that. Like if I can take them to the aquarium or like, you know, people come into town. We'll go to like for like I said for Christmas like we're going to go do the Christmas lights in Philly and stuff and this past Thanksgiving we did the Macy's Day parade. So that's like a once and done thing. But yeah, no, I think my parenting is way different. I feel like my parenting is different. Not the like I had it bad or anything, but I just feel like there are certain things that I just do different. I was talking to one of my other friends about how I'm the type of parent that plans everything or something. I was talking to one of my other friends about how I'm the type of parent that plans everything.

around my child's schedule. Oh, absolutely. And I just feel like that's kind of more a new age type thing because I think parents, probably when we were growing up, didn't do that. It was kind of like everything was around their work schedule and everything. So I feel like I'm the type of parent that just parents everything around what Jackson's doing. Like if he's napping, I'm not going to wake him up to like go to a party. We'll just be late.

Yeah. You know. No, I agree. So in that regard, I'm just figuring. very different. No, I'm the same way. Like, I know if from, for Lincoln, even still, he naps from one to three. I'm not planning anything from one to three because I know that's his nap time. And you're not waking a sleeping child. No. And I know, okay, Isaac has school until 315. He gets off the bus at 345. And usually we're going to do homework and then go right to jujitsu. Don't ask me to do anything

on Tuesday and Thursday because those are the kids sports days. Like, no. Yeah. Nope. I'm 100% with you. And I think growing up, it was more like your scene. not heard, do it do as you're told, and that's it. But like, I just feel like, while that may have worked in some instances, like, it was hard because, like, if I was doing something, my mom would, like, make it work around her own schedule, I guess. But also, I feel like the job thing is different, too. Like, when we were growing up, like it... Yeah, I feel like because we have to admit that our parents didn't have the opportunity to have unconventional jobs like us. Yeah. And I think that's a huge part of it. So I don't know. It's a huge part.

But like for something like this, like I wouldn't plan to come here to do the podcast if I had Isaac and Lincoln. Does that make sense? Like I'm going to plan around them. Like when they're with their dads, okay, I can still bring Lux. He's still young enough for me to bring him. I'm going to come on the week that I don't have the boy, the older boys. Just like today. Like I couldn't podcast before.

Whatever time because you have to do what you have to do with Jackson. Right. Yeah. And so we just kind of make it work around like our kids schedule. And that's just what it is. But that is the cool thing. And I did kind of want to touch on that, like, unconventional job thing. We are working moms, you know, even though.

People don't think that we don't have, like, conventional jobs that we don't work, that I don't work, that I don't have a job. And it's like I feel like sometimes I'm working more than, you know, what the average person is working. It's like not traditional. Because we don't have, you know, a nine to five. And people who do have, I would say, I'm just saying like the vast majority probably that have nine to five. they have probably lots of help with their children. And we don't have that help with our kids. Like we're entrepreneurs.

We're kind of dabbling and doing, you know, stuff. Trying to figure out what works for us, honestly. Yeah, trying to figure it out. And we're figuring that out while being moms and while trying to juggle it all without having a ton of assistance. Which is super cool. Wait. So we didn't talk about the apparel stuff that we're doing, which is also kind of like a job.

I was trying to, honestly, I was trying to get MTV to film it for Teen mom because I feel like, okay, yeah, I come here to work and do the podcast, but also we got a really cool opportunity to do the clothes with Free Your Heart Apparel. And I'm super excited about doing clothes because I feel like we've never really, I don't know if you've done anything like this, but I haven't. I've never done anything like this, but, you know, I'm super into clothes. Like, I'm super I just want to learn how to dress myself. But also I picked out some cute stuff. Like I do know how to pick out cute clothes. I'm just afraid to wear some of it. Right. Yeah. And I think it's just because of all the criticism. You know, you get, you get afraid to, like, venture out and you get afraid to be

a little bit different because you try to fit into this mold of what people want you to be. And I think that you have to just be who you are, express yourself. And I think doing clothes is a way to express yourself. And it's something that you haven't done. It's something that I haven't done. And I think it's a fun project. I'm excited. I hope that people love it. I'm super excited. We're actually shooting the photo shoot tomorrow. The photo shoot tomorrow. So you guys will have to stay tuned for the photos. If people recognize me from teen mom and public or whatever and they ask for a picture, they'll be like, oh, can Isaac or Lincoln be in it?

And I usually say no. Because, yeah, I know that they're already on TV, but also they don't, unless they want to be in the picture, I'm not going to have them be in the picture. Don't take pictures of my kids without asking. Like, it's one thing to take a picture of me because I'm an adult, but there's no reason to ask, you know, to not ask to take a picture of my child. That's a crazy thing too about like I was at Disney World and this isn't the first time it's happened, but people taking pictures without asking. So I was at Disney World and like I noticed a lot there, I guess just because it's so crowded and people are kind of like doing their own thing and so close.

It's almost like a different world that you're in and I guess for whatever reason people just felt comfortable to be taking photos and I saw multiple people taking photos of Jackson and I'm like. Did you go up to them? No, because I mean, I don't really know what to say, but at the same time, okay, so for example, we were waiting in line for to see Winnie the Pooh. And there was people that were behind us. It was like, oh, look at Jackson right there. We can get a photo. And they were like taking pictures while the photographer was taking pictures of us. No.

Nope. And it's like, that's just not cool. Like we're trying to live life too, you know, and if they would have asked, it would have been one thing. But just to take a photo without even asking, I feel like it's a little invasive. That's very invasive. I don't like it. One time I was at Applebee's and someone was literally taking a picture of me while I was stuffing my face. And I was like, literally, you couldn't have waited until I was done chewing. Well, that happened to you at Applebee's and that happened to me at Mo's. So Moe Southwest Grill. Is it good? Yeah. It's so good. I'm so hungry that I like, I'm thinking about food. Anything would be good. Yeah. Anything would be good. I literally have eaten a Kit Kat bar since 11 this morning. Can we talk about why you think I'm so weird? Because I think you're weird. I don't do anything that's weird. There's name one thing. that I do that's weird. Like literally, I was thinking about this last week. Like, I was in the shower. I'm like, there are some strange people out there. And I don't judge because my life is so crazy.

But there's nothing in my life that I do that's weird. Like, I don't have any weird habits. I don't do weird things. I'm not weird. But like, what do you think's weird about me? And then I'll tell you what's weird about you. Okay. You tell me first. First of all, you asked for a laminated for Christmas. And you laminate things and you have a schedule and you planned Disney down to a an absolute science and you call soda soft drink. I don't call any of this stuff weird. I call it genius. I literally call all of this stuff like smart.

But like maybe it is weird. Maybe like Linguineggers are extreme. I mean, I'm pretty sure. When's your birthday? I'll get you a whole puncher. Or you're probably already by like the pre-punched. Yeah. Yeah.

I've already got that. So maybe not. Yeah, you don't need to get me that. Do you have like a file? cabinet? Yeah. Do you have fault kind? I do, but it's empty. I would imagine. The files are all over the place. Or you don't even have files because you don't even print anything. What's weird about me, Lindsay? I don't do anything that's weird. Yes, you do. I fly by the seat of my pants. Okay, that. You pee your pants. Okay, that's not my fault. I don't choose to do that. You pee your pants and you brush your tongue weird. What do you mean? When did you see me brush my teeth? I saw you the other day. You're making it up.

No. You're making that. Fine. Fine. Show me how you brush your tongue because I brush mine different. Like you turn it to the side. You turn it to the side and you brush it like the like down. Yeah.

With it long like horizontal on my tongue. And I brush it like I'm gagging myself like that way. Like up like vertical. Yeah. Nobody does that. That's not a thing. It is a thing. No.

Just because it's not a thing. If you're brushing your teeth, you're brushing your teeth with the bristle part horizontal along your teeth. Yeah. But like you're like supposed to do it in circle motion. So I brushed my tongue the same way. Nobody told you that. But that's not a weird thing. That's like a weird habit.

It's weird. It's really not. It's weird. And you don't like chicken wings. Okay, I like chicken wings. I just don't like them with a bone in them. That's not a chicken wing. That's a chicken wing.

Well, it's a form of chicken wing. Boneless doesn't count as a chicken wing. That's not weird because a lot of people fall under the weird category then because a lot of people don't eat meat off a bone. Well, a lot of people don't brush their tongue like down. Yes, they do. That's a thing. All right, I'm taking a Twitter poll. It's not a thing. I'm going to read you the results.

I bet you're going to be wrong. I'm not going to be wrong. Do you guys brush your tongue with the toothbrush? Kill, because you never think you're wrong or weird. Okay, let's see. We're going to get a bunch of people to vote on this, and we're going to see in about five minutes. Oh, you put it on a five-minute timer. Oh, I put it on one day on accident, but we'll get some votes.

Oh, well, great. They're going to think that they have like a lifetime to do it. No, they're going to do it. Okay, I'm trying to think of another thing. I don't do anything. That's weird. I don't have weird habits. Like, I just don't. I know one. What? You don't wash your own clothes. That's not a weird habit. That's me with a crazy life that I literally have a laundry service. Weird. That's not weird. I feel like we're sisters like having a fight. Literally, that's only, first of all, that's new. I just started that

because I was traveling. I wasn't home but four days for an entire month. So I had to hire them to help me have clean underwear. Then you liked it so much that I continued. Well, because you pee your pants all the time. Right. Well, you know what? First of all, okay. Oh, wow.

You're wrong. Are you wrong? It's weird. So we have a couple votes and right now 62% brush their tongue vertically. Told you it's weird. Kail, nobody like takes. That's not, this is, that's fake. This is like a fluke.

Now it's fake news. This is not. Now it's not even real. Who the heck brushes? Am I saying it right then? It's, first of all, I'm going to get my toothbrush. Hold on. Okay, I found my toothbrush and this is how I brush my tongue.

Yeah, that's wrong. That's not wrong. I'm going to go check the, no, because I'm right. I'm always right. Take a video of yourself doing it then. First of all, I was a dental assistant. And you failed. No, I didn't.

I was a dental assistant. I was a dental assistant until I was 37 weeks pregnant with Lincoln. Okay, Kel, can we talk about you being like a morgue person? Okay. So I was wanting to be a dentist when I was a kid. And for like years and years, I was like, I'm going to go to dental school. Well, then I got pregnant and I was like, okay, I'll settle for like dental hygiene. Well, when I was in school to be dental hygienist, I decided briefly that I wanted to go for funeral services.

So I changed my major to funeral services. Like, how do you get from a dental hygienist to a funeral servicist? Okay. For services. Well, whatever they're called. So I had never really thought about it, but like I am obsessed with like the crime shows and like all that stuff. And I thought it was interesting. My aunt is a pathologist. So I was like, oh, this is lit. Like I'm going to go to be a funeral. And see dead bodies. Yeah, like wanted to like embalm them. But then also I couldn't pass the chemistry class. So I failed out of that. So then I changed my major back to dental hygiene. And then you graduated in communications. Right. So it happens, guys. But I was a dental assistant. I did go to dental.

I went to like there's like, what is it called? Not like a trade school, but like, um. Yeah, like a trade kind of. Yeah. I did that while I was also pregnant and in school. So that way I could work as a dental hygiener. And they didn't teach you how to brush your tongue, right? I mean, I don't think there's like a right or wrong way to brush your tongue.

I'm just saying like this feels better than to like... I swear when I saw you doing it, I thought it was weird. I don't remember ever brushing my teeth around you. Well, you did. I think you made that up. Then how did I know? Then how did I know? It's a guess.

No, I wouldn't guess that somebody would brush their teeth horizontally. I'm going to check the results again. I mean, their tongue. So... All right, let's go through my makeup bag while we had this right here. So I have my toothbrush. There's literally nothing in it. Okay, actually, I have toothpaste in it.

Is it Crest or Colgate? First of all, Crest or Colgate? because normally I use Crest. She traded. She traded. She's a liar. I have Colgate in my bag because I... Because you got convinced the last time we did Cress or Colgate.

Somebody convinced you to get Colgate. Okay. Well, I have Nars. Oh, I've got that. This is Nars orgasm. Yep. Blush. I really like that.

I use the Porfessional Benefit Primer. So yeah, I have this bio-clarity face wash because you guys know that I have really problem skin and it's like a system. So there's like a cleanse, like a face wash that I help remove dirt, oil and all that stuff. And then I do the treat, which comes after that, and then the restore gel leaves your skin feeling smooth. So that's my three-step system that I use. And it's really been working for me. So what's cool about bio clarity is that it's really soothing and it's not abrasive. Other systems, you know, have kind of like abrasive tendencies, I guess, and can make you red. But bioclarity doesn't.

and it's suitable for all skin types, which is nice. And it's PETA certified. Bioclarity uses naturally derived ingredients with amazing benefits, antioxidants found in green tea to clean and detoxify your skin and cooling cucumber to soothe. If you guys want to get that offer, go to bioclarity.com and use our promo code, which is coffee, and that's $995 plus free shipping. That's a $20 savings, and it comes with 100% risk-free money-back guarantee if you just enter our code coffee. Well, I'm glad that you at least have that because nothing else you have is like you've got Colgate.

Oh, I have chapstick. I've actually been looking for this, honestly. I don't really like this one that much, but it's the only one I can find. Kill has literally five things. Okay, actually I have another toothbrush. Why do I have two? That's weird. It's probably somebody else's.

It probably is. They're literally the same one. I have makeup sponge. And she doesn't even have makeup to go with it. Okay, yes, I do. I have this, but like, look it. I'm like digging into it because I ran out. And this is so weird. This is really embarrassing, actually. But I don't wear makeup. Like, I struggle with this so bad. So here's my makeup sponge. Well, at least one thing that you've learned since we've been. I have under eye cream. That's good. It has toothpaste on it, but it's fine. That's fine. And some brushes. So we're fine. And look, she's got like a little kid's toothbrush in there. It belongs to somebody. It's like her one universal toothbrush for her kids. I don't use the same one. In case they get stuck in a pinch. I mean.

But at least you have your skin care. I have my skin care. That's what's most important right now because you guys know I'm struggling. I just want to live with clear skin. Like that's really just how I want to live my life. So if you were looking through my makeup bag, which I don't have it here, but if you were looking through it, there would be a ton of stuff in there. Like I have an eyeshadow palette that probably has like 30 eyeshadows in it. And do you use it?

Like, do you know how to put eye shadow on like that? Yeah. I don't know how to do makeup. I literally will just take a brush and like... I just put it all over my face. I'm not like a professional, but I know how to... If I was like in a pinch that I didn't have help, then I would be able to do it. And can we even talk about that?

Like, how much help it takes, like, in this industry to... Get ready? To put stuff together to like... It takes a lot of people. I won't do my hair and makeup unless I'm, like, doing an event or like some type of, like, thing where I'm have someone help me do my hair makeup because I don't have the patience or like the time or energy to do it. Do you have like the desire to learn to do makeup? No, I don't want to learn how to make up. Like I literally will put foundation on a brush and shove it all over my face and like spread it in and then I'm good to go.

Like I just don't do it and I wish. So it's not a thing. No, it's not a thing. It's not a thing. And also like my skin breaks out so bad that I like am afraid to put makeup on it every day because I'm afraid to break out. Yeah. So you don't like your porous feet claws. Like, I don't know why I'm 25 and I'm having skin problems still. Well, I told you about the skin care. I'm going to see if like Botox will like help with acne. I don't know if that's a thing, but I'm going to look into it. You should.

Because I feel like if it blocks headaches and like wrinkles and stuff, like would it help with acne? Yes or no? I don't know. That's a good question for a smart person. Yeah, I'm going to ask a doctor. Yeah. So guys, if you guys subscribe and leave ratings for us reviews, it helps us out. And also we'll maybe next episode, we can read some of your reviews.

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