Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - A National Bamboozle
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I hate gift giving and receiving.
Receiving gifts is so weird.
What do you say thank you?
This is Coffee Convose with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Crisley.
I really want you to be in your field scale.
That does not interest me whatsoever.
I feel very attacked by you.
A spirit and discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye.
I'm just not with the Fakerie anymore.
There's a Fakerie bakery around here.
Here's Kale and Lindsay.
Good morning, Lindsay. Chris Lee. I wish you caught me off of where I could say good morning. Good morning,
Halen. How are you? We all are you. Never get on the same page with hair and makeup. Like you
look put together, I look like a naked mole rat and then I look put together and you just got out
of the shower. I just came from the dentist. So I was like, I'm not gonna wear makeup
to the dentist when my mouth is gonna be like this.
You know what I mean?
It's like all of our appointments.
We've talked about this before.
Who works makeup to appointments that deal with your face.
Yeah, I'm just not going to, but wait.
So last night, I was, I'm not gonna use names
because if this person sends to the podcast,
I don't want her to be like,
I don't wanna get her into a situation.
So she had messaged me about talking a prison day
and I was like, oh, I know all about that.
Like, what did he do?
And she sent me a picture.
But just wait.
So she sent me a picture and I was like, oh, he's like,
cute.
Like, what did he do?
And she's like, oh, he's in there.
He's a whole last murderer.
And I was like, but there's like exceptions.
Like, what are, what's the, like, what did he do?
You know what I mean?
Like I do feel like, like was it a child predator?
A Smurditor.
That's what she said.
That's literally what she said.
She said, a whole ass murderer.
I was like, okay, but there's exceptions.
Like what are they?
Kristen and I were joking because she's like,
Kale, that's literally you.
And I was like, yeah, I know because I do feel
like there can be exceptions.
Like did he go after a child predator?
Did he, you know, save somebody and happen to do,
like, involuntary manslaughter?
Like, you know, you just never know, right?
And she's like, oh, no, he killed somebody for 20 bucks.
And I was like, oh, okay, but, and then,
why did Kristen send me a fucking,
gym, a fucking Todd, Chris Lee shaking his head?
No, no, I was saying, she had this like, and then I put hashtag free my homie Todd, Chris Lee shaking his head. No. No, I was saying.
She had this like in the high-put hashtag,
free my homie Todd.
But I was cracking up because I'm like,
the gif, actually, here I'll show you.
The gif fit the conversation so well.
I was going to screenshot it to you,
but I was like, let me just help.
So I sent Chris in the screenshot of,
yes, the person.
And then she
God that's so funny. That's one of my favorite gifts ever. It's just so it fits so many scenarios. I
don't know if someone's in prison for murder. I do understand that there are exceptions to every rule, right? And life just period.
But if they got the ability to kill some vibe for $20.
Yeah, there's no exception there, absolutely not.
I'm scared.
Yeah, I'm scared.
I'm running.
I'm not OK.
I'm actually not OK this morning.
I'm just dealing with some co-parenting stuff.
And it seems like every time we get to like a really good place
then
somebody else comes into the scenario and
We no longer can be in a really good place and I think and you might have experienced this
But I think it is a lack of being able to balance a
relationship and parenting and separating those two.
And it's hard or when you know that one of the two co-parents is good at balancing this,
so you know it's not that parent, it's the other parent that does have a hard time.
100% and I still, all these years later later don't understand how that happens.
Like I don't understand how that is going on.
For me, you're always apparent whether you're co-parenting, you're apparent 100% of the
time.
It's just solely your responsibility 50% of the time if your custody agreement is 50-50. And I've always tried to be very mindful
when having a boyfriend or bringing someone new
into the equation that my parenting comes first
and anything after my parenting comes second
or wherever it falls in line,
wherever I deem that it's appropriate on my priority list.
I have talked a lot about having first right of refusal in my parenting plan.
And it's kind of gotten to a point when someone is not dating someone in their single,
I was okay with Jackson spending time with Will's parents for him to be able to like go golf and do like other things.
However, when you have my child 50% of the time
and you're taking him to the lake,
dropping him off, leaving to go on guys golfing days
which we know are very long.
If you have a man who plays golf, I wish there
was some activity we as women could come up with that would take as long as a
golf day. If someone finds that out, please let me know because I think
fear is fair. Drop him off at your parents. You go on this guy's golfing day. I
understand personal time and wanting to do things
and things not always falling within your parenting schedule
in everyone's life.
I'm very understanding of that.
But at the point that mundane life things like projects
at your home or golfing adventures are all falling
on the weekends that you have Jackson, so that your free time can be freed up on the weekends that you have Jackson.
So that your free time can be freed up on the weekends that you don't.
I have a problem with that. I agree. I wholeheartedly agree with that.
I'd agree with you. Um, you know, sometimes things just aren't gonna fall where you
don't have your kids. That's just the name of the game. That's life and that
happens. I get that. But to your point, if it's consistently
on your parenting time where you're solely responsible
for your child, I do think that is a problem.
And I struggled a lot when I was in college with this, right?
Like I got into a relationship that I shouldn't have been in
and I was not prioritizing things
that I should have been prioritizing.
And looking back is kind of what you're describing.
I know Will's not in college.
I know this situation is not like a college situation,
but I have a lot of regrets for how I was mothering
during that time.
And I think that this is all coming from a place of love
for, you know, it's coming from a place of love.
Obviously, you still care about Will and you can love Jackson. So you want the best for both of them. But I, I also like Will and I
respect Will. I just, I think he's going to have a little bit of, he's going to have some regrets
if he, when he looks back and he's like, wow, I really wasn't prioritizing because I mean,
this divorce and the 50-50 parenting is still very fresh for Jackson. Like this is, this is still
very new, you know, and so I think that that there's
a lot to be said there, and I think that, you know, dating and golf trips need to be coordinated
appropriately, especially at this big age that we are, you know, like we're not in our 20s anymore,
and I just feel like that's probably really frustrating for you. It's very frustrating for me,
and I feel like a lot of people who are co-parenting might deal with the same thing. When we have the two-day stretches, I
don't notice as much of a difference, but when we're coming off of five-day
stretches where I just came off of like my five-day stretch, wills about to start
his tomorrow. I notice that he kind of gets in this stride of being single, being with someone who does not
have a child and has never been married before. So that lifestyle is totally different and there's
also a lack of understanding coming from that other person because they don't have perspective
on the situation. I also can agree with that. That's probably on her end. She probably doesn't get it.
probably on her end, she probably doesn't get it.
Which not her fault. You know, it's not, but also she needs to,
and this is just me, this is me respectfully giving advice
not trying to sound snarky or anything like that,
but I do think that she should kind of look at the picture
and be like, how often am I with him
when he's supposed to be parenting?
She should consider that and be like, you know what,
let me take a step.
Like, maybe that's just me thinking as a parent
and she can't think that way because she's not a parent.
But when I think of things like that,
you know, one of my kids' dads,
when he had supervised visits was having girlfriends
over for his four hours.
And I was just like, as a woman,
like yes, I have a problem with that as a man,
but now as a woman, I'm having a problem with you because you're yes, I have a problem with that as a man, but now as a woman,
I'm having a problem with you because you're not, you're not prioritizing that for him.
Do you get what I mean? Like, I don't know if that makes sense.
Well, and, you know, where I say this person has never been married before,
which good for her, like kudos to you that like you didn't.
If you didn't have the right person, glad that like you didn't sign up for that because
I kissed someone new last night and now I don't care where you sleep, Bim, Bap. Period.
Kelsey, period. Um, glad for her. Um, glad for her that she's not walking a co-parenting journey with someone that she's not with.
But at the same time, you're signing up to be with someone who is doing that. And that's his job to verse her on certain things
that she's not able to come to those occasions from a place of understanding. And there were two
incidents that or instances that have happened that made me a little uncomfortable.
Number one, if you guys are not and have both identified that you're not in a
place to be around my child together, why would you be leaving things at my
child's other place of residents for him to see those things? Like personal
belongings? Like why are those being left?
Because that's naturally going to cause question. So why are those things there? Why are you showering
in my child shower? Like you've never met him, but you're vulnerable enough to clean out your
butthole in my child shower. Wait, wait, wait, did she leave, I don't like personal items in the
shower? No, so allegedly, Will's bathroom is under renovation. So the only working
shower at this time in the house is Jackson shower. However, she has her own place. That's what
I've been told. So I'm just confused if you have your own place as a woman, why you would ever
feel comfortable enough to shower and someone else's child shower.
Like I just think that that's weird and strange.
You've never met him.
You're walking through his bedroom to access his bathroom
where all of his personal belongings are.
Like to me, that's a lack of boundary,
that's lacking coofe and understanding.
And very selfish.
I do understand where you're coming from.
Like this is not a prayer house. Yeah, it's not like y'all have been together a year,
two years, and then the bathroom went under renovations.
You know, like it's still, like I said,
really fresh for Jackson, really fresh for both of y'all.
And I do wanna just say,
for I wanna play devil's advocate a little bit for Will,
I do understand also getting divorced and kind of like
while and out a little bit because I very much did that and I very much got pregnant pretty
much freshly divorced. Again, looking back, not good decision making on my end, absolutely
not good decision making. I understand like you feel liberated, you're in a new, you feel,
like you both have never experienced dating other people really.
I mean, dating you get what I'm saying like really dating other people experiencing things that we did when we were a lot younger.
You guys are in a new place now and experiencing those things. And so I do get that. I mean, I getting divorced for me was one of the most liberating things that ever happened. I was chidiving and traveled and did all these things, but when there's a child involved
and you're essentially on 50-50 schedule and these relationships that you're entertaining
or involved in, again, are very new, I also would be very upset if someone walked through
my child's bedroom, never met them, andered in the bathroom. I would, that would upset me. Yeah, like that to me is just not
appropriate and it's very like college girl mentality. Like I just woke up at a frat house
and hooked up and now I'm going to go into this bathroom, wash my ass hole out and get to my job,
probably like, agreed. I do think there's a little bit of, I have to wonder how old she is and I
do have to wonder like has she is and I do have to
wonder like has she ever been in a situation where she's seen co-parenting or been around it because
I think for people who have never been around it, they can't even fathom this being an overstepping
situation. Right and I mean I try to put myself in someone else's shoes, but at the same time, I think I would still feel weird if I was just a single girl didn't have a child and my boyfriend had one working shower and it was in his sun's room.
I still feel like that would be weird. I'd be like, you know what? Maybe I'll come back whenever your shower is working. Like I just don't, or leave early and go home in shower. You know,
I could just think there are certain things that you, you don't really touch with a 10-foot pole.
You're not there yet. You don't, because I mean, think of it from Jackson's standpoint too.
Jackson, again, very fresh, doesn't know this woman. Imagine if he found out. Yeah, that she was just
walking through his things.
Like my kids don't even like when people they know go in their room.
Like is she using his Perth Plus that will
bought for him in his shower?
Like is he is she using his toothpaste?
That's in the sink like on the sink.
Like I'm just I'm I'm not feeling well about it at all.
And you know, I don't agree with just
enforcing parenting plans whenever you get mad as a leveraging
thing.
So I want to be very mindful of that as well.
But I think that it's okay to reference to say, you know, if these are the things that
you're going to do, then you need to be willing to give me back X amount of time.
Because while it's very important for him to spend time with your parents, it's also
very important for him to spend time with you on your parenting weekend. So for those
reasons alone, if you're going on a golfing day, which is probably no less than an eight-hour day,
you know, driving there, having lunch, golfing for four hours, probably drinking, drinking, and then driving back.
That's probably an eight hour day that I'm already losing and a 50-50 custody
split. Just give that back to me at that point.
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Oh, yeah, especially because
schools about to start again.
So we want to want to get
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I'm not going to school
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of my children.
It's not happening. It's so hard. and I just feel like when you get used to
getting stitchfix for your kids, it's really hard to go back and do it a more traditional way,
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Quick question and you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but do we know the
friends that will has?
Do we know if they are married, have children, are they co-parenting anything like that?
Or?
I'm pretty sure his friends that he hangs out with are basically his dad and his brother
who are both married and both
both parents. So they're family members so they understand the situation, they know that he only
has ex-Mona time with Jackson, so they could potentially schedule these things.
Why my my my my questions not with him. That my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my But then just do every other weekend at that point. Then don't do 50-50. He is, the 50-50 is every other weekend,
but it's like the golf thing.
No, but purely every other weekend.
Don't even get like,
Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying.
Coming from an outside perspective,
at that point, you want your personal time
to do personal things,
but you're also scheduling personal things
on very frequently on your parenting time.
So at that point, just take every other weekend.
That's it, because that's what you're doing, essentially.
It's not fair to you, it's not fair to Jack.
I mean, and I will say that, you know, relationships
with other family members are important.
I wholeheartedly agree with that.
I do think, but you are not sharing custody
with with Will's parents.
You're not sharing custody with Will's mom.
So it's not, this isn't that. You're not sharing custody with Will's mom.
So it's not this isn't that.
You know what I mean?
Like, when I get that it can be hard, I know Elayasha has family members and I've talked
about it before that, you know, his niece only gets to see mom-mom when dad has her.
And that means that he is essentially having whatever custody he has and then splitting
that with his mom so that she can see her grandparents. It's tough. But at the end of the day, what you're saying is very valid.
It's not like you're like, hey, you suck at being a doubt. It's just like, hey, you're doing other things.
Let's re-arrange this. Re-evaluate.
Re-evaluate.
These things. And I mean, I also feel like if we're going to share time
with a third party outside of us, then both of us should be giving something.
So both like one of us just isn't losing. So while Jackson can't spend time with my parents,
I'm willing to give up like a day, if Will's willing to give up the day for Jackson to spend time with his parents,
but not giving up days when it just solely benefits you so that you can go on
like these golfing things or you know whatever guy things that you're going on on your scheduled
time. To me, that's just not okay. And like why is all life obligations being taken care of whenever
you have our son like all the grass cutting, all the, like any house renovation
projects, golfing, whatever, all of that stuff is being taken care of when you have Jackson.
Why can't you do those things when you don't have him?
Like, underbend the property time and step away from those other things.
But you know why?
It's because selfishness, because people, when they
go through divorce, I think it's a very common place for people to get very selfish with your time.
And they want to do what they want to do when they want to do it, and how they want to do it.
And I'm not saying, you know, I have the authority to dictate what can or cannot be done. That's not what I'm saying
But just as a mother I'm coming from a place of concern
You know if those are gonna be the things that you're doing then allow me to take him to do the other things because I will give up
My personal time of things that I'm doing whether I'm you know like with Trent or whatever like Jackson's more than welcome to come and do stuff with us
You guys are in a different place where he's able to be around
you and Trent. And so it's, you know, it's just a different.
Do you know how long they've been dating? I'm so nosy.
Five, like roughly five weeks, I believe.
Oh, I thought you were going to say five months. Okay, five
weeks. Okay.
So I'm just confused as to why you would even feel even
remotely comparable doing some of the stuff that you're
doing with a man
that has a child and you have no experience
with that whatsoever.
I hope when he listens to this, if he's listening,
well, this is, we're mothers.
I'm coming from a place that I have done what you're doing.
Okay, this is just a PSA.
We're looking out for Jackson's best interest.
Please don't be upset. Please don't feel defensive. Just take what we're saying. Listen, maybe sleep on it
and then possibly reevaluate what you're doing because this is not, we're not trying to attack you
on here. Just given a little perspective. Well, I just have one more thing to say and then we're
moving on from this. I text and I said, I'd highly recommend you thing to say and then we're moving on from this.
I text and I said, I'd highly recommend you not thinking that you're going to come at
me sideways regarding all of the above.
I no longer have to deal with your excusing and gas lighting.
If you attempt to lie, I will end the conversation and I will formally request a mediation to discuss
all the very relevant things regarding time and parenting.
And what I got back is I expect the same for me.
If you bring smoke, it will be right back.
It starts with you, don't forget that.
What is that mean?
But to avoid the conversation last night,
put your phone on, do not disturb, or silence notification.
So she doesn't see that you're communicating with your ex-wife
about very relevant parenting
things that caused me concern that she's involved in. You're going to mute notifications, so I'm
going to let you know about yourself. See, and you're better than me because when this happened to me
in a different situation and I'm not referring to Chris,
so please, for the love of fucking God,
anyone that's friends with him,
do not get on troll pages saying,
was that to Chris, was that to me?
No, it wasn't.
Another situation of mine, I reached out to the girl
and got no response, but I just felt like as a woman,
at that point when dad wasn't doing what he needed to do
When at the time, I don't think that she had a child. I said as a woman what the fuck are you doing?
I didn't say I didn't say what the fuck are you doing?
But for a lack of better words instead of going into the entire
Message I was just like as a woman. I don't understand how you're okay doing this. This is not your place. This is not you know
He's clearly not getting it,
but woman to woman, I need you to get it.
You know what I mean?
And that's what I wanted to say
because I told him I was like,
I'll just reach out to her because I will hit her
from an aspect, woman to woman,
that I can verse her on things that she clearly
is not understanding because clearly you put her
in a position.
Because she doesn't know. She can't know if it's not explained to her or she's shown to her anything and
Like that's your job that's your job to verse her when you're putting her in a situation that she's unfamiliar with I just I don't know if I crossed that line when I did that I probably
Was coming I didn't have
Chris didn't read that message. So it was probably on my
un very emotionally charged. So if you end up doing that, I suggest keeping a very
matter of fact and don't be emotionally charged like me because I just, you know, this
was years ago. So, you know, I'm gonna give myself a little grace. But...
Do you want me to read what I had type to send to her? Yes. Good
morning. I would love to be able to have a different star. However, several things have
been brought to my attention that are very alarming. It's my understanding that you've never
been married and have no children. There are things that you will not understand because
you've walked neither of those journeys. With that being said, one, it's my understanding
that you've been sleeping at my ex-husband's home, which is also my son's other home.
And leaving personal belongings behind, it's also my son's other home, and leaving personal belongings behind.
It's also my understanding that either you or Will
are in a place with each other for you to meet my son,
and why is decision on both parts.
As a mother, if you aren't in a place to meet him,
why are things being left behind
to cause him to have questions completely inappropriate,
and I've requested that Will rectify this immediately.
Your place of residency is for your things, too.
You showering in my son's shower.
Why would you as a woman dating my ex-husband
for the short amount of time you've been dating him,
feel comfortable enough to access my son's room
to access his shower?
How would you not logically be able to see
that this is inappropriate lack of boundary
and frankly lacking coos?
That is our son's room, not a frat house
that you're waking up to shower in after a hookup.
Please be mindful and not disrespectful.
I mean, it's very matter of fact, but also just maybe a tad abrasive because she
doesn't know we have to keep that in mind.
See, you're like, I don't care. This is what I'm saying. I definitely think sleep on it
before you decide to send it.
I did last night.
Okay. Okay. So are you sending it or you're not sending it or you're still not sure?
Weaved inly I have a call after this recording with with Will.
And apparently I don't need to bring smoke because it's fire.
Well, let me know how that plays out.
I will on a completely unrelated note.
I have been down a rabbit hole and listen. I don't want to make light of what we're about to talk about, but I have been down home a rabbit hole and listen.
I don't wanna make light of what we're about to talk about,
but I have been down a rabbit hole in some of these people
on TikTok are literally so funny.
And I'm just kidding.
No, they are.
But I can't laugh.
I'm scared to laugh.
I don't wanna get canceled.
Literally, when they start, when some of these people
start calling Carly out, for those of you who don't know who Carly these people start calling Carly out.
No, for those of you who don't know who Carly is, it's Carly Russell.
I have hollered and carried on on TikTok for like hours last night.
No, because we sent the same TikTok.
But I didn't even realize it.
There was a different TikTok from Kevin Hart's stand-up show
where he talks about why he was late to work.
Did you see this one?
I saw that too.
I thought about it too.
There was a baby on a little person on the highway.
And I was running that like, did she take that idea
out of his stand-up comedy and was like,
I'm gonna say there was a baby on the highway?
Like I just, listen, remember last week,
whenever we recorded,
and I talked about how there was rumors going around
that it was a little person, but it was unconfirmed.
Yes.
Okay.
Why would a little person be on the side of the highway?
Like,
Carly, I cannot.
Okay, so for those of you who need a timeline of the Carly Russell case
and what happened to this Alabama woman that went missing for two days, I'm going to
give you guys a little bit of insight. The days before she disappeared, police listed
on Wednesday and a press conference, Some very strange online searches that she made in the days leading up to her
disappearance. Um, these search inquiries included on July 11th at 7 30 AM.
Do you have to pay for an ample amber alert July 13th at 103 AM.
How to take money from a register without being called.
Okay, that went through me off because I thought she was talking about Target because she had went she allegedly went to Target
for smacks or whatever and I was like you can't do it.
I think she was talking about like her place of work is what I'm thinking, right?
Well, that's what when I was scrolling TikTok. That's what it was saying, but when I originally heard that,
I was like, you can't get away with that at Target.
Like, are you dumb?
Okay, July 13th, 2.13 AM, Birmingham bus station.
July 13th, 2.35 AM, one way bus ticket
from Birmingham to Nashville with a departure date
of July 13th.
July 13th at 12. PM, the movie, taken.
Okay, first of all, what person is asking
if you have to pay for an ambler?
Do you, though, have to pay for that?
No, I'm pretty sure that's just a service
that's provided by the state or the federal government
if...
What's happening?
She should have to pay for it now when it's paid.
If you have to be in a situation where somebody is looking for you via Amber Alert,
I'm pretty sure that that's just a notice to you. I guess service.
Yeah, that kind of like 911.
That's what our taxpayer money would go to. I recently called the non-emergency police
department to ask for an escort for something and those things are not, they
don't charge you for those. So I would imagine that Amber Alert was probably a
similar, like a taxpayer situation. So my thoughts are based off of this
timeline that this was like a very premeditated situation and she was looking for like the exact
right lie that she thought that she was going to get away with.
So she comes up with there is a toddler on the highway that she
is stopping for, which turned in from a toddler to a little person.
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Before her 911 call, it says Thursday, July 13th at 8.20 PM.
She left her workplace in Birmingham
about 10 miles from Hoover around 8.20 p.m. she left her workplace and Birmingham about 10 miles from Hoover around 8.20 p.m. local time.
Russell then ordered food from a nearby business
at a shopping mall, picked it up.
She stopped at Target to buy some granola bars and cheese it.
She stayed in the parking lot until 9.21 p.m.
Russell calls 911 on Thursday, July 13th at 9.34 pm.
She called 911 to report a toddler on the highway saying
that she had stopped to check on the boy.
While she was on the phone with a dispatcher
about the toddler, Russell traveled in her car
about 600 yards the distance of about six football fields.
First of all, I'm just going to stop right there.
A toddler's legs are this big.
So why are you driving six football fields? You know, why are you just a fucking liar?
I've watched enough true crime to know that they're going to check into these things and
they are going when in hindsight, you're going to remember, oh, there was a, you know,
armor, satis or whatever car on the side of the road. And I did think that was weird.
People are going to also, other calls are going to come in about the toddler, right?
Like other callers are going to be like, we're concerned, stop traffic. There's a baby
on the highway. She had to have known that other people were going to have to, that they
would have had to corroborate this, right?
But couldn't you come up with a better lie because you're involving a toddler or a little that other people were gonna have to, that they would have had to corroborate this, right?
But couldn't you come up with a better lie
because you're involving a toddler
or a little person that does not even exist,
that there has been no missing person's report filed.
So like, where is that little toddler
or the little person coming from?
First of all, the way you say toddler is so funny.
Second off, she would have been better off
just not calling anyone and just
dis- like if that's what she wanted to do, she would be better off. Never have googling things, never have
pulled over, never have called night. Like she was better off literally just disappearing.
I will always go back to the case of that little boy Cooper that passed away and the home depot parking lot here in Atlanta.
And they got all of the dads like devices from through your shit and you have searched all of this stuff
Obviously she didn't watch true crime because she thought that she was
so good at
Her lies that she was gonna be able to get away with this and technology would not catch up with her and there's cameras everywhere
There's literally where the only thing that really
There's literally the only thing that really, let me not say the only, one of the things
that really just throws me for a loop,
is leaving all of her shit in the car
because I don't know, if someone kidnapped me
and I had all my shit,
they're definitely taking my bag, my wallet,
my, all my, probably if I,
because if there's a passport, social security card,
anything in there, they're gonna want that stuff.
So for sure. And then, so where did she end up going? Because I heard two things. I heard one thing
that she was barefoot or naked or almost naked and like, distraught, whatever. And then the other
thing I heard was that her mom was in on this. Okay, I haven't heard the rumor about her mom being
in on this, but I'm gonna keep going down the timeline. So July 13th at 9.36pm,
so this is just a couple of minutes after the 911 call for time relevance that 911 call lasted
under two minutes. So she then decides to call a family member. Allegedly, she went missing during
that conversation, and they are just time-seemping that sometime after 9.36 when that conversation and they are just time-seemping that sometime after 936 when that conversation
took place. The family member on the phone with her said that they lost contact with her during
the call but the line remained open and that her Carly's mother told reporters that her daughter
was on the phone with her sister-in-law at the time that her voice dropped out. Carly's mother then called police and said that she had been
on the phone with a relative and the relative heard her scream. At this point
Hoover Police officers arrive on the scene within five minutes of being
dispatched. So by that time Carly was gone but officers found her car, her cell phone, her wig, and her purse.
Her Apple Watch was in the bag, and the snacks that she had purchased at Target were not in the car, or at the scene.
So 49 hours that she was missing.
After she returned home, she gave investigators her account of what happened on the night of July 13th.
She said that a man came out of the woods and mumbled that he was checking on the child.
She told officers the man then forced her over a fence into a car.
She said the next thing she remembered is being in a trailer of a truck with this man.
And allegedly he had orange hair and was accompanied by a woman.
And she also said that she'd hear baby crying.
She told the police that she escaped but was recaptured and put into a car and blindfolded.
She was then taken to a house where she was undressed.
The next day, she said that the woman fed her cheese crackers and played with her hair.
Russell said at some point she was put back into a vehicle.
She claims that she was able to escape while in the west Hoover area and ran through the
woods to get home. A massive search was launched after she was reporting
missing and the search involved local state and federal agencies.
A large group of volunteers organized by Russell's parents also assisted in
the search efforts. She was found alive on Saturday, July 15, 10, 45
PM. That's when she returned home on foot. She had been missing for 49 hours.
Medics responded, please responded to a critical hospital for an evaluation.
And it's been said that the investigation is not over. They're still working on
the case and they're going to uncover every piece of evidence
that helps account for the 49 hours that she was missing.
I heard that she was cheating on the boyfriend and that she was with a 17 year old guy at
a hotel.
See, I did not hear that.
I knew that she was, I read or heard whatever that she
was trying to she wanted to get her boyfriend's attention of some sort or you know something like
I didn't know about the cheating scandal but I definitely knew something about the boyfriend
she wanted to make him concerned or get him upset or whatever but camera footage is going to come
up no like of where she went and if something about bus tickets and if she was at a hotel, I'm
sure that there's gonna be footage of that.
So, I mean, she's really foul for this because the TikToks that we, the one TikTok that
we sent to each other by mistake was the same one.
And you know, she was saying like this is why, you is why people sometimes don't care
when people go missing because of shit like this.
It's kind of like women who cry rape that were not raped.
It discredits the actual victims.
And that's really fucking sad.
Maybe Carly didn't think that it was gonna make
fucking national news, but this is embarrassing
because now you have to own up to this
and you were better off just breaking up with your boyfriend
Well supposedly I've gone down like this deep rabbit hole so supposedly he also has deleted all
Photos of her on his social media as well. So the parents aren't really really cooperating
I believe at this point
They're kind of maintaining or
to be silent at this point. I can just tell you that if I had a daughter
who faked that she was helping a toddler or a little person on the side of the road,
left her Mercedes on the side of the road with all of her belongings except her snacks
that she just gathered from Target. This is what I feel and I'm just gonna say this
out loud because I think this is what's gonna come out. I think she went to go get
snacks for her and her boyfriend that she was gonna stay with at the hotel so
she wouldn't be seen again and I think that she was trying to somewhat be a runaway.
And I'm gonna imagine when the news continue to grow
over these 49 hours that she was missing,
that she got scared, and that's why she returned home.
Agreed.
I think that would make sense to why she was searching
about the Amber Alert.
And maybe she was thinking, well, if the Amber Alert
costs a lot of money, maybe the people that I know
like won't be able to afford for the Amber Alert or something.
So she was trying to avoid people knowing
about this disappearance and probably didn't
realize how large of a situation this was gonna blow into.
And now it's like frickin' national news.
You would know more than I would.
I heard something in somebody's TikTok video
about her having her hair braided, like freshly braided.
Was is that true?
I don't know. I didn't know about her hair being
freshly braided. I just knew about the wig being in the car.
Well, she... I heard on someone's TikTok,
she said something about her hair was freshly braided.
And I'm like, what kidnappers or sex traffickers
are doing her hair?
Like, ma'am.
Listen, they don't care one single Iota about your hair.
Did you ever see like frickin' Elizabeth Smart?
Did you ever look at any true crime
about these people who are abducting these girls?
She's not familiar with true crime at all.
To me, she just didn't think this out thoroughly,
but also I am scared at the type of liar that she is
because some of these intricate details
that she came up with to lie about like this person
on the side of the road road being an attractor trailer,
this man having orange hair, you know,
this woman feeding her like specific types of food.
It's crazy.
It's also fucked up because had they not found
the searches on her phone and things like that,
they would have been looking for a man with orange hair
in that area and she could have implicated somebody completely innocent.
You know what I mean?
And that's even, you're now describing people that...
I mean, that's the crime against genders.
Like, poor genders.
Like, you're looking for every male ginger in that area.
Like, that's not okay.
And think about the people who have like a criminal past
or something that could be like a guy with red hair
that she has faithfully described
that could be brought in for questioning.
Yep.
And now his reputation will be, you know what I mean?
Like thankfully that didn't happen that we know of,
but like, you know, somebody that has,
like could have lost his job
because he was the primary suspect
of this fucking kid not being like, fuck you, Carly.
Yeah, I've got to post some of these TikToks
to our Instagram page because when I tell you,
I was hailing at some of these people.
I don't, I don't want to do like the online bullying thing,
right?
But these people, when they were talking about her,
I just stood behind it because I was like, you know what?
These are all the ways that I feel.
These are all the ways that I feel.
And that, what's his name, land in Romano or something like that?
Okay.
I saw his tick-tock spot on.
And when he got, he was going through the timeline, right? Of her
searches and when he got to the cash register one, he was like, girl, if you found that out, you,
you, but wait, like, I also want to, she was shoving allegedly money and her socks.
From her, where did she work? Do we know? So you think he was,
Landon was talking about,
okay, so you got abducted
and then they gave you money to put in your socks.
Well, they're trying to,
if you got abducted,
they're using you to make money,
they're not giving you money.
She worked at Woodhouse Day Spa,
which is like a nice spa.
Like I've been to a woodhouse,
I've filmed it at Woodhouse before.
She, and Carly is very,
she's a very pretty girl.
Like, whatever boy trouble you have,
like I promise you, if you would have broke up
with your boyfriend and hung out with your other boyfriend,
like, you would have had 10 more boyfriend signed up.
Like, you didn't have to do all this.
Like, you, you're gorgeous.
All of this for a man.
Like, you, you did this national bamboozle
all for a man to stay at like Ramada Inn.
Can you stop? Like, it was a national bamboozle all for a man to stay at like Ramada in. Can you stop?
Like it was a national bamboozle and that's why people don't take shit
seriously anymore because there's so many hoax out there that you don't know
what to believe. We don't know what to believe at this point.
Well, it's just like the Rudy case which we don't have to get into the Rudy case.
It's you know, it's been all over but allegedly he he was abducted for eight years or 10 years or something,
just to find out that his mom was keeping him
in her fucking basement.
Like, no, see?
And that's literally why nobody can be trusted at this point.
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Speaking of people who can't be trusted, did you see all over, it's literally been all over
everywhere about Kylie Jenner and Jordan Woods reuniting after four years after the Tristan Thompson Cheating scandal.
Yeah. I had seen it and I commented on
Jordi Craze and I was like, I wonder if Chloe's okay with this, but allegedly
she had forgiven Jordan a long time ago because she said that she couldn't
forgive Tristan and not forgive Jordan. So Chloe has forgiven her.
Here's the thing, here's my feeling on that whole situation. You publicly forgave Tristan, but never publicly forgave Jordan.
So Jordan was crucified for so much longer
and canceled for so much longer.
And I don't necessarily believe that that's fair.
Why not give Jordan that same energy, you know?
And now that her and Kylie had to basically keep their relationship on the download, I don't
know if that was Chris' planning plotting because they're trying to divert our attention
somewhere else because we can't trust the Kardashians either.
I love them to death.
No, we can trust them.
But, you know, I just feel like that.
And now it's a whole big scandal.
But if you had forgiven her, why not make that as public before
when you made it public for Tristan?
I think I'm just going to play devil's advocate on this one.
I think as a woman that has a child with someone,
I think it's easier to cast blame on the other woman than it is to actually address the true issue with the man that you had a child with.
And I think that it might have taken Chloe by surprise where she could already expect that Tristan's going to be up to some Tom Foulery, she probably didn't expect it from Jordan. And I think a lot of times when you are caught off guard by character flaws and someone that
you didn't think that they possessed those things, that it's harder to forgive that situation,
whereas if you kind of know what you're dealing with, it's easier to stomach what you know
what you're dealing with versus what you have been caught off guard by.
There's a quote that I recently heard better to know the devil you better to deal
with the devil you know than the devil you don't.
So she already knew the tendencies of Tristan Thompson.
She didn't know that Jordan had this in her.
And so that probably stabbed her in the gut or punched her in the gut a lot harder
and longer
than what she already knew about Tristan.
I also wanna say the daily mail just never sleeps
because they were the ones who got the photos
of these former besties, they were out dining.
And supposedly Jordan was on her Instagram stories
and a mirror selfie wearing the same outfit
that she wore out while she was with Kylie.
I don't know, I don't know how I really feel about this.
I don't know that I could ever, while I could forgive it,
I don't know that I could ever trust the person
to be back in my life.
If you were my best friend and you put my sister,
I don't care about my sister's man and how shady he is. But you did it to my sister. But you did
it to my sister and you did it at that point to my niece. I have to wonder like I think my biggest
curiosity and this whole thing is I don't personally don't give a fuck about
any of it. But I do wish that I was a fly on the wall about like the conversations like
Chloe or Kylie and Jordan where they like oh we're gonna hang out but we're not gonna
post about it. Oh we're gonna hang out like we can post about it next year. Like I want
to know what those conversations were like what was the strategy here? Like, I just want to know that aspect of it.
I also know that, I think it's Jody is Jordan's sister
who's best friends with Alabama.
Alabama is Travis Barker's daughter.
And so allegedly, they were kind of friends for a long time
because the connection was still there
with the Kardashians, Kravice, whatever.
I still want to know what was the conversation like, do they have a Kardashian family meeting and have Jordan like, okay, you guys can be friends again. We approve this friendship. Chloe,
yes, we're giving you, but please do not post this or make it public for several months,
slash a year, two years. Like I mean, I feel like there's always strategy behind
anything that the Kardashians do because I think they're very business savvy people. So, you know, I don't think the Kardashians sleep either.
But with that being said, I do think that it would have to be somewhat of an organic rekindling with her and Kylie because
Jordan going on red table talk. There was just a lot of things that happened,
host, it coming out that, you know,
whatever happened with Tristan.
I'm just gonna say that this is why I said
on this other NT last week that it might not be your rant.
We all know that like Tristan can't be trusted,
but just in normal situations,
it's not that you might not trust your man, but be careful about the women that he's around.
And if Jordan could put herself in a situation
to where she views the Kardashians like sisters,
but then be hooking up or attempting to hook up
and be a home wrecker to her sister,
then I feel like nothing's off limit.
So like, I just don't trust that.
Okay, let me play Devils Advocate here too.
Travis was in love with Kim and then married Courtney.
So what's the difference?
If I said this in the Kitty Gang group chat,
when we were talking about,
I forget exactly what it was that we were talking about,
but I was like the love triangles here that go on
and the intertwinedness of men,
even from like an arm's length,
if we're even gonna go as deep as like China,
it's just real, it's real strange,
but to each their own, you know,
like I don't know what that community looks like,
so to each their own,
it kind of brings me to another thing that I wanted to talk to you about
about
being just very careful about vetting people in your life when you have a public following.
Oh, I have learned my lesson so many fucking times. Actually, I didn't learn it fast enough
that the universe was like, oh, you want to be friendly with people kale?
You want to be friendly with people, Kale? You want to be friendly with people?
This is how you're going to not do that and showed me time and
time again, why I should very much consider what my people
that I have been friends with for 10 fucking years, why they feel
the way they feel about certain people I'm friends with.
There's a fucking reason. And that reason is not because they
are trying to be cuts. It's because they're trying to help me
out. And they have better like pickers and
They're better character readers and I am I've never felt a tourist statement and that goes for people you date and people you've come friends with.
Well, I know someone who's dated several people who have had a come up off of his name gain following
started businesses off of this person's name. And then I guess they
just like break up aren't together anymore. And this person's able to move on in
a more successful position post relationship. And I just wonder if I asked this
person like would you make any different decisions than what you made in the past?
Would this person say, yeah, because I worked for this following.
I worked for this position that I'm in.
And this person didn't have to do any of the hard, heavy lifting to get to where they're
at, because they were just able to amass this following from being connected to me.
100% I had fairly recently within the last six months to a year.
I had an Instagram account that had close to 100,000 followers.
It was for a business that we were going to start.
And then unfortunately like our friendship grew apart and you know, we had our differences
and we didn't do anything with the Instagram.
And then I checked my work phone
and I had a long text message from this person
and this person was saying that,
I'm gonna say they because I don't wanna give away
the gender or the sex.
They wanted to use that Instagram that we were gonna use together for a business for their
own personal business.
And I talked to Kristen about it and I was like, I don't agree with this, I don't know how
I feel about this, I think it's wrong.
But I ultimately decided not to respond at all.
And I don't know if this person ever ended up using
that Instagram, but I do, like, you knew what you were doing
when you befriended me.
You knew what you were doing when you tried to go into business
with me. You knew some way or another,
whether we stayed friends or not,
it was gonna benefit you in one way or another.
Mm-hmm. Can you say the person's name? We can believe it out gonna benefit you in one way or another. Mm-hmm.
Can you say the person's name?
We can believe it out.
I just text you that exact name.
Did you really?
I knew.
Did I send you the message?
No.
That was sent to me.
Oh, I will.
No.
How did you know?
I just, I knew.
And I think that you have to be so careful
in the positions that we're in
who you're allowing that type of access. you have to be so careful in the positions that we're in,
who you're allowing that type of access.
But it hurts me because I'm the type of person
that wants to see everybody fucking eat.
I wanna see it, even if it's not at my table
and I've said this time and time again,
like I want my friends to be successful
because when I love my friends and two,
like if we all have these great ideas
and we're all very like minded business-wise
and things like that,
we're all just going to perpetuate each other's success
and be, you know, do those things.
And so it really hurts me because I'm willing to help anyone
who asks me like,
Chris always tells me,
kill, stop giving away business advice for free.
Like you have paid your fucking dues.
You've done all that you've done.
I've exposed the fucking worst parts of my life over the last 13 years. I continue to sometimes
fuck up and you're doing all this heavy lifting and you're giving your experience away for free.
Like you are offering these connections. Like, oh, you know, meet somebody. I did a podcast with
someone and I was like, oh, I'll connect you with my publisher. And it's like, there's a fee for that
in the real fucking world.
There's a real real real real.
And so, or you take a percentage or whatever.
And not for nothing, but I don't know this person
isn't my friend, but I'm still willing to help.
And so it just, it screws me over more often than it doesn't.
I wish that Kris Jenner could be our manager.
I've already pleaded my case for her publicly.
And she does not, she might be topped out.
Like I just wish that she could,
would you like to share with everyone
what you saw on your driveway this morning?
Okay, well this morning was chaotic, I wake up.
I need to go to the dentist and it wasn't,
so that the dentist calls and they're like,
oh, we have an earlier opening.
So I was like, okay,
I'll rather just get it done and over with
no cavities, by the way. And
Love that for you. Those are my favorite dinner stays. Yeah, so
I'm leaving out of my driveway and there's a
dead animal and I was like, oh my god, like this is so foul.
My house cleaners are at the house.
The landscapers are there because we're preparing for the birthday party. This witness errors, it'll be this weekend.
And so I texted the landscaper and I was like, hey, like I'm just assuming and I could be
wrong, what could you check with the lawn mowers to see if they maybe accidentally ran over
an animal and please remove it from my driveway, no response.
I text in the group, me, Elisha and Twizz, and we have a little, the neighbor's pink or selling dope,
is our group text, and I said, hey, did either of you hit an animal on the way out? Like, I need it
removed by 3 p.m. because I'm going to vomit. And so I could not make out what type of animal this was,
but it's just literally mangled in my driveway
and I need it to be removed.
So I was absolutely devastated by that
and it better be removed by three o'clock.
Have you counted all of your animals?
I've counted all my animals.
It looks like possibly a rabbit,
but could also be a stray cat.
Oh, no.
It's definitely not one of my barn cats, because all my barn cats are dark, like very dark.
And then a lash that was like, and maybe a fox got it, I said, well, fox eat rabbit.
So I think that the fox would have taken it with it.
Did it look like it had been ran over like a lot of times?
Like, how did it get to like that degree?
So the way my property, right.
And so that's why I was like, either someone ran it over or the lawn mower must have
went over it because the way my property is set up, I have like, maybe like an acre
and a half in front of my house and it's fenced in.
So like whatever animals are in there, or maybe like along the fence line,
when they were mowing, it it could have I don't know
But like the Alisha's uncle did not text me back so I don't know
But it needs to be removed before I get home today because and it needs to be buried
I don't want it to be just like thrown away
Well, we're praying for whatever the animal is
way. Well, we're praying for whatever the animal is. I hope that it does have the proper burial that it deserves. I'm sorry that you were traumatized by this this morning.
All right, I want to talk about Hello Fresh for a second. I've been sending some pictures of
home meals through our telegram group. And it's just super easy, especially on the weeks
that I don't have the kids.
And it's just Elijah and I,
and we don't feel like going to the grocery store
and doing all of that.
I have noticed in these photos
that either you or Elijah are working on your plating skills.
So it's not me.
I'll tell Elijah,
like, please make it look like the picture.
I want it to look exactly like the picture.
I want to feel like we made it exactly.
I'm eating what I looked at.
Yeah.
And Elijah's never done these before.
This is the first time he's ever done them.
And he thought it was weird.
He didn't understand it.
And I was like, no, you never have to ask me,
so what are we doing for dinner?
Because that's probably my number one pet peeve.
It's when he comes home.
And he's like, so what are we doing for dinner?
I do that to myself personally. If you've listened to this podcast for a long time,
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Something that I'm traumatized by is something that a listener wrote in to question.
If you found out that your husband was talking to a girl he knew from school behind her back
and he told her my wife is crazy they made plans to hang out, how would you feel? Immediately he's trying to cheat.
Oh, okay, so I read that wrong. Immediately he's trying to cheat.
At 31 years old, if you're saying my baby dad is crazy, my baby mom is crazy,
you're the one that made them crazy, so that's number one.
Number two, there's absolutely no reason that you should be trying to hang
out with a woman behind my back in any way shape or form.
And so you're trying to cheat. So just leave. Like, if you have those intentions or you have those ideations, it's time for you to move the fuck on.
I think that a lot of times people that find themselves in situations like this, and they're with a partner that is like this.
There's a lot of gas lighting that is going on.
I would imagine he's probably figured out how to explain
some way why he's not doing anything wrong
and why she would be crazy for thinking
that he was doing anything wrong.
My question would be, why are you confiding
in another woman
about problems that you have in your marriage?
Because that's where it all starts.
If you are confiding in the opposite sex,
or I mean, you could go both ways, very much,
your intentions are not good.
On that note, I saw this and wanted to post it this morning,
but I didn't want anybody to say,
oh, well, she's just like the Impeddy spaghetti,
but I'm gonna say it on here.
Distance is my new answer to disrespect.
I no longer react, I no longer argue,
I no longer dive into drama.
I simply remove my presence.
That's true, I mean, I think that that's the best-case scenario.
And on that note, foul play.
I'll play. Foul play.
All right, I used to work at a beauty supply
that had a tanning bed.
Despite the posted rules, a woman snuck her husband
into the room with her and they proceeded to have sex
on the bed leaving a mess, a mess which cooked to a crisp
on the bed and permeated the shop with the smell.
They left quickly, I got to clean the bed.
Then I called them to let them know that they were not welcome back in the smell. They left quickly, I got to clean the bed. Then I called them to let them know
that they were not welcome back in the shop.
They got pretty angry immediately and denied the sex
until I told them I cleaned off what cooked on the bed
and they immediately, then they quietly said,
okay, and hung up.
You don't get to be that way with anyone
that has just dealt with your DNA like that.
That's fucking foul.
First of all, those are acrylic
and I would be scared to break it.
Like if you can't continue yourself in public.
I feel like that's a crime.
For sure.
And like I understand spontaneity
and like wanting to spice things up,
but like doing it in a public place
where someone else has to clean up the mess is not fair.
To me, like even if you go and stay like in a hotel, if there is anything that's left on a bed,
in my opinion, that is not the housekeeping job to come in there and clean that off. You should
strip the bed and have enough respect for other human beings to be like, you know what, not your
problem wasn't your pleasure.
So I'm going to go ahead and strip this off and put this over to the side. So the only thing they have to do is like pick these sheets up and put them in the
hamper. Like it's not their job to be disgusted by your lack of coos.
Also, in my experience in tanning beds, they leave a towel.
Yeah, they do. Yeah.
For one, if you were gonna do that,
maybe you shouldn't have pulled out,
because again, not my problem, not my mess,
or two, use a towel to fucking clean up,
and then literally throw the towel away for her.
Like, don't even put it to be washed,
like literally throw it in the trash can,
because that is so fucking foul,
and I truly feel bad for this woman,
but I had to clean it up.
I really do.
That's why some places that have like changing rooms
and stuff will only allow one person to go in it.
Because.
And let's not even talk about the health risks.
You don't even know what the person like,
I'm pretty sure things like hepatitis and AIDS like,
or HIV, like I don't live like on surface, I don't know. I don't live like on surface.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I'm just saying, like, that's just a whole other
situation in and of itself.
I would imagine that that's probably
not sanitary and we don't know what, you know.
I was just thinking about this when I went to
the suit store with Trent and he was like trying on suits.
Like, I sat outside the dressing room
because I would never want somebody to think
that you're being inappropriate.
And they're doing like something inappropriate
or like isn't it kind of inappropriate
for you to be in a dressing room together?
Like what could possibly be going on?
I don't want anybody to like think anything
and people don't sign up for jobs like that.
Like I'm pretty sure when that girl signed up to work at the tanning bed
That she didn't sign up to clean off DNA off of the bed. That is so foul. That is the definition of foul play. That is okay
The next one. I have had a crush on this guy since I was in sixth grade at 23
I finally got the chance to go on a date with him.
I'm piping myself up for the date, but telling my body, don't embarrass me and don't say
or do anything stupid.
Y'all, I trip over here.
Are you kill?
The first date went great and he asked for a second.
This is where things go downhill quickly.
On the way home from our second date, my front tooth falls out.
I'm able to catch it without him saying, I think to myself, here we go, my body is trying to
embarrass me. I guess I should mention that I have the ears. He continues talking and asking
questions and all I can do is nod my head and say, uh-huh. He starts looking at me like he did
something wrong. Finally, I showed him my tooth and told him, I promise that
this doesn't happen, but I understand if you don't want to go on a third day. To my
surprise, he asked for the third day. He's, I love him. Like her whole veneer popped
out and he still was like riding for her. After dating for about a month, my body decides
decides to sabotage me. I have a can to get bubble guts at dinner. I quickly told him that we need to leave, but have no reason.
As soon as we get to my apartment, it was apparent why we needed to leave. I literally sounded like Armageddon in the bathroom.
This week, so all of a man came in and asked if I was okay. All I could speak was get the trash can. Here this man holding the trash can for me as I'm having an ass explosion on the other end. I knew for sure this was the end of us, but
shockingly he stayed to put up with my bullshit literally and figuratively.
We've literally now been together nine years married with kids. Hope this made
you laugh. Love you ladies and the podcast. This is such a true love story because it
just reminds me of myself when you watch because in the
too short you're not even we have not even been together two years. In 18
months he has seen every fucking bodily fluid out of my body. I've shit myself.
He's cleaned up my shit, my vomit out of the sink. My two dozen fallen out but I
definitely like just all the wild things. I feel like she got out of the way very early on.
So then they only had positive experiences to work with me.
I was going to say, these situations are absolutely the most unideal,
even if that's a word, like situations, but you know he's a rider at this point.
So you can feel comfortable being in that relationship,
knowing that like no matter what you do,
you've exploded bodily fluids of your asshole
and your tooth fell out like.
They make for good laughs later on.
He's down for you.
Oh yeah.
That is one of my biggest fears of life is losing a tooth.
Oh, and minor fake. So I, um, just these, I think eight or ten are fake, but, um, on the top,
I regularly, like, I hit it on my Stanley straw yesterday and I was like, oh my god,
freaking out. Um, but I get worried about, like, eating apples, corn on the cob, things like that,
and just like, like, I just get really nervous.
But at this point, if my tooth, my veneer came out,
you like, shut that would be the least of you.
Like, just concerned.
He would be like, all right, next flight to LA, let's go.
At least with your veneers, I can't imagine
what it would be before the party.
Oh, the veneers that you have, right?
Because back in the day, they just
ground your teeth down. They still, they can still do that. Certain ones still do that.
So if your veneer comes off, it's literally like an entire yeah. And so for me, it will look more like,
it just look like a smaller version of this because my teeth under it are just slightly smaller,
like a millimeter or two. That would be not a good time.
I want to know if she had those types of veners.
That's what I'm thinking that she had, like the one where it's just like the little
thing hanging.
Oh, we need to follow up.
Was it a thing underneath or was it just like the face of your two?
Because I feel like that changes the whole story.
It does.
And on that note, I'm going to be posting all of these TikToks
that I found.
I saved every single one of them to my camera also.
Good, I'm proud of you.
Because that's hard.
Also, really quick, before we end this, too, today,
I plan on taking a picture of my quince down
comforter that I got.
So I'm, it looked for a lot of it.
I do love it.
And I've had it for a couple of months now, but I do love it.
So I wanted to post a picture of that and there's a couple other sponsors. I just don't I want people to understand that like we actually have and use these products.
We don't just say that. And so I do want to like, I want them to be posted to the coffee commas Instagram. So I will be sending.
I'll be posting some pictures. So keep a lookout for them. So you can kind of see what I do and how I use the products that we talk about.
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I can't even just grab your little. And Lily, I might, if I can, don't hold me to this, but if I can,
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