Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Dead Houseplants And Gunky Junks

Episode Date: April 28, 2022

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I hate gift giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you? This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship Family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kale and Lindsay Hello everyone, I'm back Kale, I was hoping that you were gonna sing the intro. I was like, she's back. She's gonna be singing. It's gonna be a good vibe It's not a good vibe today I'm I'm very low energy today. I'm I'm struggling a little bit. Don't really feel like getting out of bed

I'm literally in bed podcasting and that's not normally like me, but how are you? How has it been without me? Did you have a great vacation? first of all You needed a Lonnie immediately like I do. Yeah, so one needs to deliver it to the bed immediately How was your vacation tell me about everything that has occurred over the last three weeks because I haven't even like you and I Haven't even texted. I've been going through it. Like I'm talking like Down in the dumps. Kale. We are concerned and when I say we Um your friend group that includes me and Kristen

Also coffee combos podcast listeners are like, where is she at? No, I had a great vacation Came back feeling super refreshed But anyone who goes on vacation with your kids knows that when you get back from that vacation You actually need another vacation from that vacation. Yeah, kind of solo like fix yourself I did not take that second vacation. So Yeah, it's just been it's been great And you know how it is when you've got like house projects and just shit going on and like life's happening and you're just like

What the fuck happened? Like I just Just literally woke up and I was 32 years old and had all these responsibilities and I am not with the shit also same I the I 30 has not been great for me 30 Really? It's just been I turned 30 last month. I was supposed to go to Thailand that went to shit Then I was supposed to go to the Maldives and that also went to shit and then I the lawsuit with Brianna was dismissed So now I owe her some money And I had I started anti-depressants in the last two weeks and I you know what like I don't know

What has occurred in the last one two months? But this is definitely What is it called the eb ebbs and flows ebs and flows? What is it? Yeah ebs and flows of life. Yeah, I'm hoping I'm hoping that you know knock on wood Nothing can get worse right now. Like I'm hoping that this is kind of like down in the dumps and then I'm gonna come back up I'm gonna make a comeback, but I'm struggling. You're ebbin right now. I'm ebbin Okay. Oh my gosh, wait, so let's back up for a second Okay, how much information do you want to talk about on your mental health? If you want to tell me to fuck off like please feel free to do so. I'll talk about whatever

Um, I I went through you know over the last two weeks I was trying to take a staycation and the staycation really didn't end up being a staycation because I had my kids So see it wasn't ever a staycation. I never relaxed and then the lawsuit stuff occurred and I Just hit like a really low point. I realized I was having more bad days than good days Like I just wasn't having productive days like to the point where I didn't want to work. I didn't want to get out of bed I wanted to go from my bed to my couch and my couch to my bed. I didn't want to leave the house I didn't want to do anything and like when I would wake up in the morning and not want to take care of my kids Or not want to take care of my dogs

I knew that this was like a big like it was becoming a big problem. And so Natalie was like I'm gonna call your doctor Which she did and I said well, I'm not gonna go like you can make the appointment, but I'm not gonna go I'm not gonna go on meds like I don't want to do it And then the next day was a Tuesday and she showed up at my house and she took me to the doctor and She went in with me and we talked to the doctor and You know did did that whole thing and he put me on Zoloft And at first I was just like I would rather die than go on meds like I just didn't want if I'm not

Stable like I just shouldn't be here and then I was like oh I have my kids to live for and I just not that I wanted to die like I'm not I'm not suicidal Like don't please don't take it the wrong way But I was just like you were so down in the dumps. Yeah, and I I just didn't want to feel like that anymore I don't want to feel like that anymore that I was like alright Let me just try these meds like let me see if these meds will work and it's been Tomorrow will be two full weeks No today is two full weeks since I started them and I guess it takes some time

Yesterday I had a pretty productive day. I felt okay. I didn't feel good, but I felt okay And so I'm hoping that you know, that was the first like okay day that I had in two and a half weeks So I'm hoping that the meds are gonna start working And I really just need to like I say it all the time and I don't ever do it like I need to eat Well, I need to eat better because I do think that also is contributing to how I feel I Think your gut has a lot to do with a lot of different things in life, and I think we can all probably Do better at that? I will say on the depression front the only

thing that I can relate this to is I Remember talking about this a long time ago in 2019 right after my parents were indicted Indicted Indicted they were indicted Right after that I Kid you not and and now because you're going through this you can probably Relate a lot more that I woke up, and I felt like just months had passed by and I didn't even realize it

Was going from like day to day That's literally where I'm at like I cannot believe we're almost in May like this is the end of April I don't know where the time went. I don't know what I've been doing And I've never I guess this is just not what I thought depression was like I know it affects every single person differently But that's exactly what it is like I just you don't know what's what I would say I would come and visit, but like would that even be a thing because if I did do that Would you just be like sleeping? Would you be like willing to do anything or you just like do you feel like you're coming out of it?

Do you feel like you're like still like so in the thick of it? I think I'm still kind of in the thick of it like even though it was really hard for me to like podcast this morning I don't want to do anything like I don't like I don't want to leave my house I don't want to go anywhere and So I think maybe in the next couple weeks like I'm hopeful that the meds will start to work and that I'll want to like Just do life like I want to go like see you Hang out. What if I just come to Dover and we go to Chili's like that's so low-key. I Mean that would be great, but we don't have a Chili's in Dover the closest one is like an hour away

Hey, what? Yeah, where are we going then? I come there and you all don't even have Chili's No, we have we have an Olive Garden. Oh my gosh actually My friend and I were talking about this other day about Olive Garden I'm like you either love Olive Garden or you hate it like you're either there for the all you can eat salad and breadsticks or You're literally never going to that place. My kids love Olive Garden. They love Olive Garden What did they get there? Fettuccine Alfredo Wait, do y'all remember back? I say back in the day. It was probably like last year in all reality

But remember how you could go to Olive Garden and it's like, okay Yes, you are like Bucking up that salad and those breadsticks and you love it so much and then they ran that special where it's like You can buy one and take one so it's like you get it there and then you get to take one home Oh my god I would go to Olive Garden specifically because I knew I was gonna get to take one home And it was a marketing scam. It was I got bamboozled by Olive Garden But I mean I feel like that's a good deal like I feel like that's a great deal

No, I feel like the price is I feel like they like Get you at the price like the drinks are probably like three dollars So it like probably actually pays for what you're taking home and you think that you're getting like such a great deal But do you know how many times that I went to Olive Garden specifically so that I could bring something home? But that's like this not telling you or like Black Friday is a marketing scam, too Yeah, because actually they have those types of sales all year long one time I went to Target on a black Friday sale No lie to buy sports bras and then that shit was cheaper like a couple of weeks later

And I woke up to go and do that That was your first mistake is ever getting up early ever Friday ever like you will never catch me out black Friday Watch this that when it comes black Friday that somebody's gonna see me out. They're gonna be like that bitch is a liar That's what I say well, okay So we could talk about cereal right now while Catalina crunch is helpful for a keto or low-carb lifestyle It's great for anyone who wants a nutritious way to enjoy their favorite snacks This is perfect for me right now because I'm trying to lose weight. I'm trying to get that summer bod Oh my gosh, I love Catalina crunch like it literally has changed my

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Putting my access on the hot sea and chatting with tick talkers influencers and other reality stars Get weird with me every Friday on Apple podcast Spotify podcast one or wherever you get your podcast What have you been watching? What are you? What have you been up to like talk to me? What what have you what scams have you been participating in? right My entire life No, I've just been you know going to the gym a lot Just trying to keep my mental health in check as well

It's very easy to kind of get a little off When you got a lot of things going on in life and just feeling stressed, you know, my divorce was final I think all my dad's birthday actually and You know kind of like navigating that and just feeling like the closure from that and just Feeling like a brand-new me and doing a lot of sleeping. I caught up on some shows this weekend I watched both episodes of the Kardashians that released. Did you know I did too? I also watched them girl Did you know that the Kardashians like shut down Hulu on

the second Yes, and so did Disney plus was shut down too and I I was a little annoyed about the Disney plus one because my kids watch it and hot Hot neighbor has been letting me use his internet his Wi-Fi So thank you shout out to hot neighbor. I I Was trying to I had watched both episodes of the Kardashians and then Lux wanted to watch something on Disney plus and we couldn't get on it because they shut that shit down How crazy is that?

first of all, let's talk about Courtney and Travis like making out in front of the realtor and like she Shrattles him in this rental property and he just like awkwardly walks away and I just died like I was cracking up Wait, so tell me tell me your thoughts on this and I'm gonna tell you mine Do you want like my like on Courtney and Travis or just like on the Kardashians? Yeah, just on Courtney and Travis. I love how in love Courtney is and I resonate with her saying like her kids have never seen Like a super affectionate relationship

and so I love that for them, but I Think like her Just like becoming Travis and like all of a sudden his style is her style like Doesn't feel completely right, but also it's not my relationship and I'm not her so like I also It just feels weird like watching it like she's just become like a different person in that way like her style who she is But I think that their like relationship is cute Okay, so I liked the relationship

more Before I saw it on TV Okay, agreed like when I was just seeing When I was just seeing it on social media, I was like, okay, this is a vibe like I like this Good for her and then when I saw it on the show There's a couple of red flags for me because I feel like when you're so hot and heavy like that it could be a dangerous slippery slope, it's like I

Prefer and in fairness, I don't know how long their relationship has been going on from the time that they film this to you know, whatever, but I Think that solid steady relationships Progress over a period of time and I think for for me if I was getting into anything if it was like so hot heavy steamy Can't keep your hands off of each other I feel like that would be like a very sexually charged Relationship and I would run from that and when I'm watching this I'm like, okay

That's what that seems like to me right like not like not Not there's no longevity like in those types. Yeah, typically at least not from my experience There's just not longevity and those types of relationships and I that's exactly what I was thinking The one thing that I will point out though is like maybe because they live in separate houses But I don't know because if they're just like sleeping over at each other's houses well and one point that she did make that I can definitely get behind was that She's okay with the PDA and stuff because she wants to show her kids like a loving relationship Because it's not something that she had for such a long period of time. I

Just personally see some flags that maybe there's like some overcompensation from What she didn't have in the past relationship to the current one and so it's like very hot and heavy I think there's a fine line when PDA is just something that I don't Don't love like I'm not a huge, you know, like a kiss hug whatever a little butt grab like little Little grab with the tip of the dick, you know, like, you know, nobody's watching. Okay, but You know when you are literally full straddle, we don't know if you're on a horse or if

like your Riding his wiener like we don't know what's going on. Um, I Become alarmed at that point. I How do you feel about PDA? PDA I think a little bit is fine a little bit goes a long way I don't know that you need to like make out and grope each other on like red carpets or anything But like, you know, a little PDA is you know, just a little bit like you said little butt grab little, you know Kiss whatever like grab the tip of the dick, you know, you know, yeah, you know, okay, I

Don't know if I've ever grabbed a ticker tip of the dick in public. Maybe when no one was looking I'm not sure I'm not a pokey. Can't confirm you have to work it or deny. Yeah, I definitely But yeah, I mean, that's that's kind of how I feel about Courtney and Travis also to each their own and it sounds like and it looks like They don't give a fuck what we think anyway, so I Do love that and I think that they're in a completely different phase of life now with this new show of like I'm going to on up. I'm going to unapologetically Be me and you can either take it or leave it. I don't really care and I do love that aspect of it I noticed that Kendall and Kylie were not very much present on episodes one and two

Um, do we think that's because the show is called the Kardashians or do we think that they're just busy? Um, I think that they're possibly just busy Kylie with the pregnancy. I think probably plays into it Kendall claims that she has COVID That could be she faked it though. She said she didn't have oh wait. Yeah, she true. It didn't have it could be false You know how production is sometimes where they've got to have an excuse as to why someone wasn't on an episode so Who really knows?

Um, in my opinion, I think that It's a little weird that everything's called Kardashian, but then They're so successful as dinners and it's just not Recognized as much. So that's a good point. That's my opinion. How do we feel about the sex tape stuff with Kim? Mm-hmm. We talked a little bit about the sex tape in the past week I Saw this one article and Again, it's coming from the Sun. So not sure how reputable this actually is

But it says keeping up with the fakery Kim Kardashian ripped for faking Saint finding out about sex tape leak as fan spot Telltale sign seen as staged Um, so I Don't know if this was staged or not, but I kind of felt like that when They're like when it was playing like I kind of felt like it was a little bit staged and viewers are claiming the scene was clearly staged Pointing out inconsistencies over who was sitting next to Kim and the last part Kim is on the phone She's clearly faking the call first Chloe is next to her and then it's Courtney, but we're supposed to believe it's the same phone call Again, this was something that was written on Reddit. So like let's just be mindful

The call to her lawyer and PR person if you rewatch you'll see the inconsistencies another person added So Saint seeing that on roblox at their very first film scene setting the tone for the new show is absolutely planned and staged, right? A third person posted I genuinely laughed at the whole situation because it's obviously fake I feel like Kim's trying to be an actress in this season. Her reactions are so over-the-top and it's just very weird So Not sure. What do you think? I do want to say I didn't I didn't read any of that on Reddit But I do want to say that When you're filming a reality show

And I'm only speaking from experience like I'm not sure if it's because I'm not sure It's like say we film over a six or nine month period and something happens during month eight or seven That is so over-the-top and dramatic They might edit that Into the season as episode one, you know, I didn't even think about that part of the part of the equation So when when they just said oh like that happened in the on the first day of filming That doesn't necessarily mean that it was the first day of filming the episode one of any season of anything does not mean that It was the first day of filming

It just means that it happened during filming at some point between the first day and the last day well and let's be honest they are Launching this new show on a new platform. They've been married to E for you know, how long? Obviously, there's going to be Some publicity around Information on a more sex tape scandal If they they run this and the early episode, so I mean, I think that that's very fair to say maybe this was filmed, you know Six months seven months and and they edited it into first or second episode. That's fair

Yeah, um, did you see that the the viral TikTok of Tristan's face when Kim goes to St. And she's like Chloe. I need to show you something and then Tristan looks at the camera like mortified Did you see it? No, I did not see it, but I'm gonna need you to send it to the coffee convo. I'm gonna have to also outside of that Um, I still pretty much every day of my life say good morning to everyone except Tristan Thompson So that's kind of how I feel about it and Tristan was probably just worried about what kind of scandal he was about to get caught up in So that's my thoughts on that. I just was cracking up. I thought it was so funny. I'm like, I can't I can't so what's our what's our? like consolidated opinion on the Kardashian show because I Love the new platform. I love the drone footage. I love completely the way that they filmed it. I think it's

Still definitely represents the lifestyle that they live, but it's a bit more stripped down and just Easier to relate to certain stuff when she talked about cleaning the playroom and how it makes her yeah, it makes her horny I'm like, okay Gives me an orgasm. So yeah, that's what I'm talking about Gives me an orgasm. So yeah, same. Yeah, same. Um, I don't love a clean space. How fake or how many conspiracy theories it there are on The fake story lines. I don't care. I'm still gonna watch it. So as long as neighbor gives me his Wi-Fi, I will continue to watch the Kardashians Love it. Okay. Wait. So before we move into some listener questions

um, I Have to tell you about what I did. So I've been super busy at home Doing this spring cleaning thing and is anyone else spring cleaning or is it like just me because I'm purging Everything that I probably don't even need to purge, but it's just like it feels good to get rid of stuff so the other morning, I guess I had had intentions to eat breakfast, right and I I go and put some oatmeal in the microwave like I do every single morning and Not until this weekend. Did I open up the microwave?

I guess again, and I went to go and put a bowl of oatmeal in there and when I opened it up evidently last week I put oatmeal in there and Never turned it on and never ate it. Oh It was just like there. Oh, okay. So I thought that this was gonna be a conversation of Do you make oatmeal on the stove or in the microwave? Oh, wait, but I did I am kind of interested in knowing that actually what I don't eat oatmeal ever. So Hobby ruined that for me when I was married and I'll never eat it again But if I was to eat it, I wouldn't make it in the microwave. Okay, so I actually prefer

Oatmeal on the stove. I think it's way better. The consistency seems way better and I add like milk and butter and sugar to my oatmeal when I make it in them On the stove, but when I make it in the microwave, it's literally like a dollop of butter and we're calling it a day Because that's just like butter easy fast Way, you don't put butter in it. No, I've never heard of butter in your oatmeal And then I need to know if you are listening to this if you are More of like an oatmeal gal or are you cream of wheat because if you're cream like I'm upset

Nobody wants cream of wheat. I'm not even an oatmeal person and nobody eats cream of wheat Nobody wants that we willingly eats cream of wheat. Okay. Well, my family is pretty much half and half like half like cream of wheat and half like oatmeal So I feel like that's not true. Keel. I feel like you just made up a rumor Wait, I know I didn't make up a rumor. Nobody eats cream of wheat. Okay. Well, we're gonna pull and we're gonna see well, while I've been gone off of Coffee combos for the last like three weeks. I started anti-depressants and just trying to keep up with my therapy It's been quite the adventure and I say all of this to say that you guys need to check out cerebral

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If you try to plan every time that you have a child or try to plan the perfect time to have a child I don't think that you ever will have them so I Think that you should just like You know for me. I wanted to get through college Wanted to start my career, but ended up getting pregnant so quick that that just like really didn't happen and then you know was on reality TV and Now podcaster and everything has seemed to like work out in the timing the way that it was supposed to so I don't really I

Don't really have a list of like what you should have accomplished before you do this. I think definitely think it varies by person Whenever Kristen asked me about having kids. I'm like go travel with your husband That's like been my thing like go do a ton of things that you've wanted to do by yourself because it just makes it so much Harder once you have kids Not impossible just harder and obviously more expensive. I don't think there's there's a right answer for this But for me, just like go travel go do some things with your partner your husband your wife, whoever I Don't know have a bucket list check some things off and then and then maybe have a baby. I think

Now that I have a nine-year-old I'm like, okay If I had to like go back and change some things like maybe we would have gone on like Couple strips and maybe we would have done this maybe we've done that but I Still don't think that I would have changed like when I had Jackson or Whatever like I don't I think everything just happens in the timing that it's supposed to happen And I fully believe that and I don't believe in mistakes when it comes to children. And so I don't know like I Some people are very

List driven and they're like I need to like check. I know one person that used to be in my life that Had a list her entire life and was like, okay. I need to be married by the time I am 30 I need to have my kids and be done having kids by the time I'm 35 I Need to be here in my professional career by the time I'm 32 like a Whole list and that to me stresses me out because I think yes It's nice to have goals but also like to have something so so planned out It leaves no room for like an adventure or an excitement because everything's so planned and the older I get the more I'm okay with like the excitement part, right, right?

I never had like a timeline of things that I wanted to do like by ages Mainly because my life is a shit show, but I know that that is like a common thing that people talk about Yeah Okay, second question What to do with a strong-willed child who constantly argues over Over everything do you have one of these I have three of these I have four of these you're like actually all of them Even even even Creed argues with me about things This one's a tough one

I think that you know talking to your kids is really important especially like on a recent episode of Teen Mom 2 where You know Lux wanted to play football and yes, I know he's four so he doesn't get to make final decisions but at the end of the day he didn't that day that morning he didn't want to participate and it's like I'm telling you don't have to participate, but you need to show up for your team Just like there has to be some level of boundaries with your kids You know you want to can you what they're their own individual person? So you want to let them

Express to you how they feel and what they want, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're gonna always get what they want You'll consider it, but you know, that's not necessarily how it goes So I guess just like setting boundaries and talking and being super open and honest so that your kids can feel comfortable Expressing to you why they're arguing certain things, but also just like understanding that they can't always have it their way I also have a strong-willed child and He wants his position to be heard very loudly and he will Bend over backward sideways upside down to make sure that his position is known as

As much as you don't want to break their spirit and you want to parent Gently I'm very careful when it comes to trying to correct Jackson on some of his strong Wildness because I feel like in a lot of ways this strong-willed behavior in a child turns into a leader Later down the road and so I try to explain to him like other people's Opinions and how they see things and why you know, like maybe another idea might be better than his idea or just present him with Another person's perspective to get him to understand but a lot of people who have strong-willed kids will understand that

If you have a child who is strong-willed They don't care literally if they like they're gonna bust a gut to do whatever the hell they want to do Oh, that's creed Romelo Lowry Lopez. I have never Met a child more strong-willed than him. I wonder what it is. I wonder if it's like youngest child if it's Is it just truly personality? I'm maybe a combination of both and also being quarantine baby and like trying to keep up like Me and him I would say like I butt heads with my almost two-year-old, but like I

Know it's a no from me. You used to say this about Isaac too though. You used to say I butt heads most with Isaac And now I guess Creed has taken the cake Creed has taken the cake through and through like there is no other child like him and what are these strong-willed behaviors like is it? he Wants to wear certain things. He doesn't want to eat certain things He wants to get his way all the time. It's his way or the highway Lindsay like when I tell you Creed is so smart beyond his age like he knows what the fuck I'm saying like he knows and he will look me in the face And when I tell him no for something and he will do it anyway and laugh and you're like, okay

And I'm like, I'm not laughing with you. I'm not laughing at all We are trying to determine if we're raising Psychopaths or if this is just normal child behavior or if we might be raising the next president of the United States We're not exactly sure Can you imagine teen mom to star races next president of the United States? Like I would literally shit themselves. They would not be okay. I love it Okay, how to stand up to a toxic boss who gossips about everyone first of all

Why is this boss gossiping about everyone because if they're a boss and they're gossiping about everyone we don't like them immediately Yeah, how are they the boss if they're gossiping about everyone? Yeah, like that's a sign of weak Leadership to me. And so I think that toxic boss actually needs to lose their job if they're gossiping about everyone and Gossiping is just not really something. I think we've all Done it for sure, but it's just not something that I really Enjoy participating in at all I think I kind of like outgrew it at some point and probably the last five years. So

I'm not I'm not really sure how you stand up to a toxic boss Because then they're probably gonna fire you since they're so toxic. Yeah, maybe just look I know it's the sounds it's I mean, that's a good point. Although I've had experiences with HR where they're gonna protect the company I mean, they're supposed to be like a third party, but they're not sometimes It sounds a lot easier Said than done, but maybe start looking for a new job because I don't think that's one That's not a battle. You're gonna win. No, it's definitely not wait. I saw this speaking of HR. I Saw this tick-tock and it was like when you tell a joke so funny that HR wants to hear it

And I was not okay Yeah, I think that I'm gonna go with Kale on that recommendation like maybe get on glass door and start You know searching around cuz I don't know that this is gonna change unless your boss changes So right and you can't make someone change especially if they don't see a problem with their actions. So for sure Okay, my best friend backed out of my wedding 30 days before. Oh, wow She expects us to remain friends as we have been for 10 years. What would you do? I need more context on this. I need I need more context on this Because that sounds like something I would do

Also, I would do it and I need more context like was she depressed because that's 10 out of 10 a pass for me Or like what like what is the reasoning cuz actually Kristen, can I tell your story? This happened to Kristen wait what? Yeah, one of her good friends dropped out of her wedding like how many days before it was like a while before Like two months before her wedding dropped out. What do you do in that situation? Like well, and then that's it's just like a weird like it happens things happen But like what is the reasoning? I do feel like while you don't ever owe an explanation for like what you want to do I also feel like first set for a situation like a wedding so much money time effort planning goes into that and

Especially when there's groomsmen who are matched up with the bridesmaids What do you do in that situation where one beat one is then missing well? Here's the thing 30 days before seems like not a whole lot of notice but I will say we do need more context to this because what if this person was a bride Zilla and Like the friend no longer could handle Possible toxic behavior and then just decides that she's gonna dip and she's like I'm just not gonna do this because to be perfectly honest weddings very much stress me out and I don't like to be in stressful situations and

I feel like we just need way more info. Yeah, we I don't think that we could give a full You know, I was gonna say COVID but I mean 30 days you wouldn't have COVID for 30 I mean maybe but also she expects us to remain friends as we have been so whatever she was Canceling on the wedding or backing out of the wedding for might have been a big deal if she expects to stay friends So we need more context on this. Yeah, send more info. Okay, Kale How did you deal with people judging you for being pregnant and not being married? Well, the first time I was 16, so 17 and so I don't think anyone really expected me to be married

I don't know if anyone knows this but Joe actually did propose to me after Isaac was born And I don't know. I just I never really paid attention to that. It wasn't like a super big deal as far as Joe goes I think by Getting married to Javi and having Lincoln. I people Felt like I corrected Like I was like redeemed and then with Chris. I don't know I don't think a whole lot of people really it wasn't really judgment for not being married. It was more Judgment for not being able to keep a man. Oh

Okay, but it's odd because I left Joe I left Javi and I ultimately left Chris so like when people say I can't keep a man I left all of them. We need to figure out The situation of leave. Okay. This is a really good one. So This is definitely not part of the question, but I'm gonna ask it anyway If you were in a situation with someone and you're like, okay Potentially this person is gonna leave me. Are you gonna try to leave them first or let them leave you? I'm a self-sabotager. So I'm gonna just leave first. See I feel like that is a trauma response

Well, I'm always gonna leave someone before they leave me even when I even if they weren't planning on leaving me I'm gonna leave them before they leave me, but are you leaving? to Eliminate yourself from being further hurt or are you leaving because you just want to leave I'm leaving so that I don't you don't want to be hurt by this person Correct Like not even necessarily hurt because I think leaving someone is also like that hurts, right? Like that's I don't want to leave this person

But you know, I don't know what's gonna happen and I don't want them to hurt me It's more like the fear of rejection. So if someone leaves me, that's a different kind of hurt because they don't want me Mm-hmm. Yeah, does that make okay? Yeah, that does that definitely makes sense. I actually want to talk about this question a little bit because My parents were so young when they had me my mom was 18 and my dad was 21 and they were not married when they got pregnant and kind of shotgun wedding date and then and ultimately were in a toxic marriage ended up having another baby and I feel like just made the situation worse over time because

They didn't want to be Unmarried people with a child. So they just rushed into this marriage and I would Venture out to say that Probably wouldn't have had the second child if they would have just like thugged it out and been And not together and just raised me So I am definitely not an advocate for people getting married for the sake of We got pregnant. We need to do that. I agree. I agree with you I also just think that like marriage now like I just have a completely different view and take on it

I Understand like the legal aspect of it like when you're married and say one of them, you know Gets into a car accident and making final decisions and things like that but as far as like a child goes in my opinion a child is a bigger commitment and a longer commitment and What why do you have to be married for that like it just doesn't make sense to me I will say Going into my next phase of life and you know people might shame me for this and it's okay because it's how I feel So frankly, I don't give a fuck. I I

Would not rush into Getting married for the sake of having a child like if I was in a stable Relationship with someone and we both wanted to do that but like Marriage wasn't the thought before doing that. I would be okay with it. Right same. I agree with you. I were on the same page That's so crazy. Like we have had such different experiences in life, but also that we we both agree on it's so crazy So shopping for new clothes can be time-consuming and stressful, especially when you have four little rug rats like me So why not let stitch fix do all the work for you So you can find more time doing things that you love like playing outside and doing activities, especially with the nice weather coming

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She also threatens to take you to court for grandparents rights when you don't answer your phone because you're working busy doing housework Kids are sleeping etc Your mother is a psychopath and I'm alarmed again. I need more context. What kind of boundaries like is this boundaries with the child? She's not following what you are wanting for your child She threatens to take you to court for grandparents rights when you don't answer your phone I think based on just this minimal amount of information It's you need to distance yourself from from her because clearly she's not necessarily in the right state of mind if she is Threatening grandparents rights when you don't answer your phone. That's weird. That's a little extra

But also I feel like I need more context like what is what's the best I feel like I don't need more context You know, I feel like it's very clear what's going on here and I think boundaries period Regardless if the mother agrees with him or if she doesn't it's this mother's boundaries So whether they are personal boundaries with her or boundaries with her children If someone is treading on your boundaries, yeah, and you have identified that with this other person and They're threatening you to go to court for grandparents, right? That's a bit alarming and immediately I'm gonna remove myself from that situation And if you think that you can get grandparents rights by taking me to court, please

exhaust your resources do so and and I'll see you at court, but I'm not gonna have anything to do with you if you can't respect my boundaries, okay? I think that's fair. I definitely think that's fair. Nobody's gonna threaten me with shit Like if you are gonna do it just do it like don't even tell me about it Like just that's how I feel just be about it. Don't say anything just do it Yeah, and that's that's with anything like when I told you about will say and he was gonna call the cops I mean go ahead call them. Let me give you my address and I will be here waiting on them Tell them that I'm here and I've they've got 15 minutes to show up because I got some errands to run

I don't care to run Like people the older that I have gotten I will tell you that I am so firm on my boundaries with stuff that like I just don't play and I don't care and I've never really been the type of person to care that much about much anyway But the older I've gotten the worse it has become and now I'm like, okay If you can't respect my boundaries immediately. No immediately. No. No, I agree Okay, how long do you feel unhappy in a relationship before determining? It's over and can't fix it I don't think this is a simple answer. No, there's no simple answer to this and I feel like

This is where I say it's it's never gonna be black and white. It's so hard because I Struggled with this myself. Like I don't you have to exhaust all your resources and I think at that point if you've tried everything Why why wait any longer? Like you deserve to be happy and life is so short that you shouldn't spend too much time but like also You you have you almost have to like weigh the pros and cons like at what cost are you? Trying to fix this like and what resources have you? Exhausted have you gone to therapy? Have you tried counseling and you tried, you know reconnecting through, you know dates or whatever I don't I don't think that there's an answer like a second answer for this. There's not a sure answer to this

I think that sometimes you find yourself in a relationship where you have good moments and then you have unhappy moments and and sometimes the unhappy moments become just very overwhelming and that's what happened for me and I think that you know Seeking advice from friends family, whatever I actually saw this thing on the good quote this morning and it says my mom once said to me I can tell you over and over to leave the situation, but you won't until you're ready one day You will wake up and realize it isn't what you want and feel like

Is it isn't what you want to feel like anymore and you'll be done and I think it's important that everyone hears this I think that it's very easy for outsiders to tell you, you know, like you're so unhappy. You should get out of this relationship It's not a fixable thing But until you've gone through those emotions and process that fully for yourself It's not a lesson someone else can teach you you have to go through it on your own and be able to like purge it Yeah, no, I agree with you. I definitely think that that's really good advice. Um, I Went through that with with hobby and Chris, right? Like it was always like everyone else saw how Toxic and unhappy we were but we couldn't end it until we were ready

You know what I mean? And even then it was usually just me. I was like, okay. I'm ready to to be done here, but Yeah, but until you get to that point though You're self no one else can do that for you. And that's one thing that my friend Natalie she's a Little bit older than me actually she's old enough to be my mom But she's one of my best friends and that was something that she said to me like when we became really close She was like, I just have to support you through this and one day You're gonna hit your wall and one day you're gonna leave and you're gonna be done

She's like, but until then I can't sit here and tell you, you know, you have to leave you have to leave you have to leave because Anyone can anyone can tell you that but you have to be ready yourself And so that I try to keep that in mind when my friends are in You know toxic relationships. I have a friend now who's texting me about her situation And as much as I want to tell her like leave get the fuck out like he you know, it's not good for you It's one not my place and two she's not gonna listen. So yeah, I think you only you will know the answer to that agreed I love the crazy thing is is we live such different lives and we're raised so very differently

But I feel like through the time that we have had this show The alignment that we currently have an outlook on things is so similar that it almost freaks me out Yeah, it's it's definitely it's it's kind of cool though Like it's kind of cool to see like our evolution of that because we started off so different and we also really know each other and then now like Through such different life experiences. We are we are aligned in so many opinions and ways. Damn. We've just been through it Okay, somebody says Lindsay advice for dealing with my toxic mother-in-law run Run

Wait, okay, can we talk about this though because I feel like I'm never in any no any relationship moving forward I just don't even want to meet their family. Like I just don't so like Even want to get to the point where it's no I need to meet them so soon. No, I need to meet them So soon that it's almost like a red flag that like I need to do this so soon because I'm like, okay if If the mother-in-law and you can't drive Immediately, that's a no-go for me never will be in a situation like that again and

to be honest my mother-in-law was not toxic, okay you guys like Yeah, like we didn't really get along and I don't like her ideas and she definitely doesn't fucking like my ideas but But She can she can be with those ideas now and like she has her son back and I wish them Nothing but the best and they can just like mosey along and their business and stay away from me, but I Really next time around if if I ever do get married again, which who knows if that happens

Whoever's mother is going to be in my life I want that to be such a solid and stable relationship because I do truly feel like that if They are very close to their family and they're gonna be spending and expecting you to spend a lot of time With their family as well That those things do matter because those are the people that you're going to be surrounding yourself with its energies And I don't want to be around bad. Yeah, I just you know with my current Place in life. I don't want to meet his family. Like I don't want to I just don't want to explain

I don't want to explain myself. I don't know. I don't want to be judged. I don't want to tell my story a hundred times I don't want to I just don't like I Here's an idea you should make a video like a vlog and you should be like give this to your people and Let them watch this and if they have any questions, I will answer them all and one One time we're gonna have a conference at this house and they can come and I'll answer it one time and literally we're never talking about this again You know, that is so stressful. I feel like Um, you have four kids you've been in so many different situations throughout the years that it becomes exhausting after a while

I'm exhausted and it has nothing to do with not liking the family or you know, what I do know about them I just I mean, I'm tired. I don't want to explain that the rumors that you're hearing online about me are 99% untrue. I don't want to explain to you that I don't have parents I don't want to explain to you that I have three baby dads. I don't want it I just don't want to and like it has nothing to do with them. I'm just tired. You know what I mean? Like I I hear that they're very very good people and they love each other so much They're a super close family, but like I just don't want to I do feel like the more

you Start, you know Becoming comfortable with the situation. I think that that naturally will happen on its own time And it's not gonna have to be forced and I think that when you feel like it's forced. It's not the time to do it Okay, that's fair So just basically I need to give it time because I said a lot of things on this podcast like I'm not gonna do this I'm not gonna do this and then I find myself in a relationship and In love and head over heels and then I said I was never gonna be with anyone ever again

So like I don't know maybe just give myself some time. I think allowing yourself to be in whatever phase that you want to be and Just living in that moment and then the time will come where you feel like okay now The time is right and it will not feel forced and it will not will not feel fake and it will not feel judgy and When you get to that place, you'll know it and you're not at that place I'm not at that place currently but there's okay in the future and you want it to be healthy, right? Because like you're not feeling your healthiest. So when you do finally meet the people then We the people when we the people

When you do meet the people You will be able to feel good and be able to embrace that and you're not in a space to be able to do that right now Okay, I think that's a really good point that I didn't think about it's just like yeah How I'm feeling right now the depression everything else. Obviously, I'm gonna have a little bit more of a negative outlook on things So yeah, I mean maybe once the meds kick in I'm eating well I'm feeling better like maybe I'll have a change of heart and like a different perspective well, and I think everything right now feels so overwhelming to you and that is depression and that is having four children and

You know being a mom and a business owner and like all of these things It's heavy And so I think once you come out of some of the depression and I hope with the Zoloft like that's you know Gonna start taking effect and you're gonna start feeling the positive effects of that very soon I think you're gonna have a totally different Perspective on it and I'm gonna ask you about it in a couple of weeks actually. I'm gonna remind myself I am I'm going to okay, so how do you let a friendship go with kindness when you know it has run its course? Oh? Wow

so actually, I am in a situation like this right now and I'm not gonna go into too many details about it, but I think when With therapy a lot of things have changed for my life and things that I used to accept I no longer will accept anymore, and I know that those things are like Red flags, and it's not a green flying flag, and I'm like, okay I definitely need to get away with that and get away from that

and Sometimes I think that you can it's not about what you say. It's how you say it I have a Friend or acquaintance in my life that there's just like some Moral and character things that I just like can't get behind and I'm having a really hard time Separating myself from that person wanting to be there for that person But at the same time knowing that like I don't support certain behaviors And it's very hard. So then I just find myself

Pulling myself back, but then that's also not fair because it's like you're leaving someone on red And it's like just be an adult about this and just be like, hey, I don't like These things about you and because of that I can't continue this friendship Like I should be grown enough to be able to do that, but for whatever reason I don't want to hurt the person's feelings because they're already like in a low place So then how do you I don't know how to do this? I Think this also is just not a black and white answer I think it depends on how close the relationship is because there are certain friendships that

You know, maybe you just don't talk to them as much and then slowly over time You just don't talk to them anymore And so you've truly outgrown the friendship But if this is something that's somebody that's like very close to you and you feel like you can no longer Participate, I think they're to your point like you should say something like you can't just let it fizzle out Like there's no there's no way to like let it fizzle out So I need more I do need a little bit more context, but I I don't know

I don't know how to answer this question because I feel like I've outgrown a lot of my friendships But a lot of them end up being like fallouts or just like phases of life Like when Jackson started school You probably met some of his like friends from school's parents and then you know other friends that didn't have kids Maybe those friendships changed I do think it's a part of life. So if you approached it from a way that was like, you know I I'm feeling like we're not really aligned in this friendship. Like I think we need to take a step back That could be like a nice way to say it

We're not feeling aligned in this friendship. Therefore. It's over a Friendship Can you imagine like me trying to break up honestly kill with me? Yeah, like what if I was like kill and no, it would literally look like this It would be like, hey Kale, we're breaking up till further notice. Don't ever contact me until further notice I'll contact you when I'm ready. Oh You'll be like, I'll contact you and I fucking choose to I Don't know like I don't like what would you say? I don't know how to do this with kindness like

Um dear friend that's no longer my friend. Um That tells you everything that you need to know we're no longer friends. Goodbye. Well, that's the thing It's like I've only ever like only if ever had toxic fallouts like I don't know I've had super toxic fallouts or just like Mutually outgrow the friendship where like we mutually stopped asking each other to hang out for whatever reason like phases of life And then some of them come back and we're you know close again and sometimes they don't and that's okay There's no beef, but like I've never actually that I can think of Kristen, can you think of anyone I had to like end the friendship?

No, I can't think of anyone I think just saying you know what I don't think our lives are aligned at this time like I you know I wish you the best, but I really need to take a step back from this friendship That's the only thing that comes to mind. You're like that that is the best that I've got for you today That's really the best I've got I think it's the best I've got ever so let's talk about thema really quick Lindsey and I both have relatively new homes and We just love to decorate and post about our homes and thema practices an intentional Less is more design philosophy for the bedroom

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well Did they pass away? Unfortunately, I did lose two during my depression Um, oh my god. Yeah, I lost a big bird, which was my birds nest fern Um, and I lost one other one. I can't pronounce the name of it, but it was a tree and Is it a she or he it's a she and You know it was a little devastating for me because I know it sounds so dumb But like I that was like one of the turning points for me

Where I knew that the depression was so out of control that I could no longer like therapy was not enough by itself Because my plants were suffering and I know how crazy that sounds But like I love my plants so much that I knew that when they were suffering and I wasn't taking care of them And I wasn't you know rotating them and watering them and clipping them and things like that. I knew that I was Going downhill. So that's very much when I became alarmed. Yeah, I mean I was alarmed before that, right? But you knew really then that that there was a problem Kristen and I needed to send a life alert when we found out about the plants. You're like, oh, okay like I need to go do an emergency

check on these plants, but I started to Clean them up and like rearrange them for like the lighting and took any like because you want to you want to take the dead Leaves and stuff off because you don't want that plant's energy to go to the dead to the dead Leaves because then it's not gonna have it's just like you're like a like a human body like you want to take care of Everything, you know so that the the energy of your body is not going towards if you get rid of an infection You get what I'm saying. Yeah, I do have an infection you want to clear clear up the infection so that your energy can go towards everything and so like I I Really was just needed to like clean everybody up and like rotate them and water them and do all of that. So

Um, they're they're on their way on the up and up, but I did lose too. So RIP to big bird and my other tree wait, I'm just like very proud of you being the plant parent that you are because everything that I've ever had I kill and I was talking to my friend's husband he came out to assess my yard this weekend to tell me what types of plants that we need to buy and And he was like, yeah, we definitely need to get stuff That's gonna be like a very low maintenance that I'm like actually are there plants out there that are no maintenance because if If there is then that's them. That's the ones that I need to get

There's some grasses that you can get that are very pretty and then they have very low maintenance like no maintenance like Literally none. I'm like, of course, all the things that I want are like so high maintenance things and it's like, okay Yeah, that's actually never happening on one side of my house. Please explain to me how I managed to kill hardscape How do you kill hardscape? We don't know like no one knows but like literally it's so dead every plant on the side on one side of the house. I'm like, okay, so either someone's pulling a trick on me and These things were already dead or I'm Genuinely just bad luck. I need yeah, I'm gonna need you to to figure that out That's not good because now nature is saying like you shouldn't even have plants outside

Bye Like it's so rude. I'm sorry. It's it's so rude. I gotta pick those up at some point this week Um, yeah, it's all my to-do list. I tell you a pressure wash this weekend. I think I saw that on your story Honey, I had that pressure washer out there going and blowing and I was like, yes I am domestic. I can get cobwebs off like I don't care like I don't need no man. It was It was no pressure washing is fun Listen it the amount of messages that I got from people that were like you Literally made me go to home depot or Lowe's to buy a pressure washer because it looked so fun

I'm like, you know what? You're welcome to the United States of America for making everybody cleaner. You're welcome Hot neighbor was Dustin those pressure doesn't cobwebs off baby. Oh, he was pressure washing for you So you didn't even have to do it. No because I've been depressed. He's just been taking care of my yard You need a man I Do I recently do he helped me out Truly have the best neighbor ever I

Said to one of my friends this weekend I woke up and Georgia had literally diarrhea like all over her crate and I said and this is the exact reason why I Probably need a husband again. That's the only reason you don't need them to pressure wash You don't need them for the lawn You don't need them for anything else what you need a husband for the shit great dog shit. Yep. Yeah, like to clean up I was gagging kill It was so bad. I was like, okay, anyone that can do something this foul gets no treats ever again

like ever again if that bitch thinks that she is gonna get turkey meatballs Never again. Is it happening? No, well, she died read everywhere of dog diarrhea One of our foul play One is about dog diarrhea. Yeah. Oh Shit, wait, you're reading them. Okay. All right. I'll read one. I'll read both Okay, so the first the second one

I'm gonna read first because it says dog diarrhea in the middle of it and I didn't read the whole thing But says we have an older pug that sleeps in our bed He has bladder issues So he has a pee pad because sometimes he can't hold it overnight or if we're out longer than normal Since he's old we have to help him get on and off the bed one night while I was nine months pregnant He kept whining to get down. I let him down a couple of times, but eventually fell asleep for the night While we were getting dressed the next day I sat on my bed to get on my leggings since I was super pregnant and I had just I just had my undies on as

Soon as I sat down my ass felt wet. I jumped up thinking I sat in dog puke worse. It was dog diarrhea I immediately start gagging and freaking out. My husband had already left for work So here I am nine months pregnant trying not to throw up on my bed while getting my comforter off I just threw out the whole comforter instead of washing it because I could never sleep with it again I thought oh, I then got in the shower and got dressed again Went out to the mudroom where there was his pee pad and that was covered in it, too No idea what caused this diarrhea, but it was awful. We ended up having to get him on medication from the vet to stop it Because it lasted a few days

He slept on the floor in his doggy bed until I knew he felt better. So that is awful okay, first of all when dogs have diarrhea, I swear, I feel like it lasts for days and Georgia's gone through this and it's it's actually the worst like I would personally rather have diarrhea than her having diarrhea This is this entire situation is just dreadful and I'm so sorry about your comforter Also, why do dogs have diarrhea for so fucking long? Um, I'm not sure but like their intestines are literally falling out. Yeah, I just and dogs it's it's horrible because Humans typically make it to a toilet like if a dog has diarrhea and they typically what do you mean? Sometimes people shit themselves

I'm just saying Speaking of shit, I haven't shit in four days and I got green juice. I'm I'm I know I'm in LA right now and In bed podcasting that's why you're so full of shit right now. Literally. I ordered Kristen got me green juice it has like kale and apple and all of the things that should make me shit and I cannot go I have not gone since Friday and it's Tuesday Wait, how did you know that you haven't gone since Friday? Do you count your shits? well, so someone took me to the airport to brought me to the airport on Saturday and

I was very like self-conscious about it because I was like, oh my god I didn't shit all day yesterday, so I'm gonna have to shit and I don't want to shit around him So I like I'm very weird about my poops So I was like, oh my god I didn't like what if I get diarrhea because I didn't shit yesterday and I'm gonna my stomach's gonna hurt and if I have to go The like, you know what? I mean like I was just thinking about it and then and Then Saturday came where he took me to the airport and I still hadn't shit

So I was like, oh wow and then I got to LA on Sunday because I actually stayed at the airport on Saturday and Left on Sunday and I still haven't pooped and it's Tuesday. So the green juice. We're worried about your bow Yeah, I'm gonna get magnesium citrate citrate Well, will you let us know and update us on that shit? Take a picture of it. No I will not it's the depression. Um, okay the second foul play I'm listening to your newest episode about the unsolicited dick pics and I have to share the story I had this guy add me on snapchat a few years ago and his name was brownie six nine one six

I didn't know him, but his bitmoji looked like a guy my husband was friends with so I added him thinking nothing of it well Brownie six nine already. I red flag. Yeah, red flag. I Woke up the next morning and had a snapchat from him. I open it half asleep. And what do you know? It's a dick pic not just any dick pic. It was an uncircumcised and dirty and And had gone all over the head Oh, she said no hate to anyone who is uncircumcised But I've been with my husband since I was 15 and he is circumcised so to see one not circumcised was a bit of a shock

I just quickly exited out of the snap and continued to get ready for work with intentions of deleting old brownie later on I Get to work and have another snap from him open it again It's his dirty peen on my screen. So obviously I messaged him and I'm like what the fuck who are you and can you not do that? His punk ass asked me to send him a picture back. No, thank you So it was winter time and my dog had some really dry So it was winter How do you know that your dog? Oh my god, and my dog had some really dry balls and they were like flaking Picture to send my husband because it looked so funny

Anyways, I sent brownie six nine one six the picture of my poor dogs dried up nut sack He immediately blocked me. Thank God. I never found out who this guy was But I hope for the sake of any future sexual partners He may have he got his peen checked out because that gunk on the end looked like my eye boogers when I Have Just don't think that's normal. I love your podcast and have since the beginning Oh, oh I boogers it looked like gunk in your

The balls were a nice touch to reply with I thought that was very clever Honestly, I've never known for a dog's nut sack to be dried up in the winter time But if you have a dog that has a dried up nut sack in the winter time, you relate to this lady I am upset that any man would be out here sending dick pics with Gunk on the head. Well, it's just like common sense like wash your dick. Does he not know about it wash your dick? literally scrub your dick if this is what's going on because You got gunk on there that looks like I boogers call the fucking cops

I literally if I saw this I would post it if someone sent me this I would post it brownie 6 9 1 9 We should look him up. I wonder if he's still existing on snapchat. No, you so many ball dog ball pics Wait, listen, I don't have it But can we make up a snapchat to snapchat this person to see if he actually exists? Maybe we could actually get a picture of the gunky dick. Yeah, I don't want to see it Hey, I want to see what it looks like. I'll snapchat him right now. No, yes. I will. Are you for real? Yeah, I will fucking snapchat him right now. How do you what are you sending it? How do you add someone on snapchat? What are you sending him? I'll send him a picture of my fucking feet

Send him a picture of your toe, but make sure it's the one with a toring Okay, hold on brownie. Hold on. I'm looking it up brownie six nine. Is it one six six nine one? Yeah, six nine one six see if he exists. It says no results no results Oh, he canceled it he after the gunky dick pic. He was like, oh, I'm gonna log off his app No, yeah, have you ever seen a gunky dick? No, I haven't I never have I've never seen one And I don't know that we want to see that to be honest. What is this shit that you're sending to the coffee combos group chat? Why some dumb shit the tick tock results and I also know results brownie six nine one six is at the top Okay, and it just says shit. No results

I'm dead. Okay. Well, what are you guys gonna do for the rest of the day? I haven't like not put up with my shit. I'm going to be podcasting over at podcast one And then getting back in bed immediately following You're not gonna have as fun That you had with me today. No, I won't that's this is the funniest. I'll ever have today This is this is the moment that you have been You woke up for honestly gunky dick. You woke up for this moment. Yeah, we love it Okay, so if you guys have not followed us on at coffee combos podcast on Instagram follow us over there

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