Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Don't Get Your Tighty Whities In A Bunch

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

EP237: Kail doesn't care that you think she's annoying at her kid's basketball game, and Lindsie also doesn't care that she's being judged for buying fake plants (#thriving). Kail explains why everyone thought she went missing this past week, but Lindsie is not amused. Lindsie shares her latest coparenting issues and publicly addresses Will.The girls would also like to know if you keep old mattresses from your single days, do you have "adult" sleepovers when you have kids, and wtf is up with certain men having misogynistic views on dating women with kids?? Thank you to our sponsors!Cerebral: Go to Cerebral.com/convos for 65% off your first monthChime: Get started at chime.com/convosGreen Chef: Visit GreenChef.com/convos135 and use code convos135 to get $135 off plus free shippingHuggies: Learn more on Huggies.comStamps: Visit Stamps.com and use code COFFEE for a special offer that includes a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scaleStitch Fix: Sign up today at StitchFix.com/convos to get $20 off your first purchase

I hate gift giving and receiving receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say? Thank you? This is coffee convos with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Chrisley. I really want you to be in your feels Kale That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you a spirited discussion about motherhood friendship Family and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here Here's Kale and Lindsay This episode of coffee combos podcast is brought to you by Huggies special delivery diapers Hello coffee combos, I thought someone was knocking at my door. Oh, oh, that was just my beat Okay. Well, it was offbeat, but good morning

Hello, how are you? Um, well, I lost my voice from cheering at Lincoln's game yesterday. How are you? Um, I'm doing okay I've had quite an eventful weekend and can't wait to tell you about it lots of shit going on Some that I'm like happy about some that I'm pissed off about Some that I'm indifferent about and then some that I'm happy about so that sounds like a good balance We love a good balance. Yeah, I didn't need to tell you though right before we started recording UPS Like parked right in front of my driveway and it's always like a mystery of what's gonna show up same

I never know But like most recently I have to tell you the things that I've been ordering because you're gonna be like you can't be my friend anymore I've been ordering like lots of fake plants and it's because I think Already by already by it's because I can't keep them alive and like you want the look you want the aesthetic I'm definitely down for the aesthetic and I feel like that truly fits Who we are as people. It's like you are definitely into nature You're you're one with the plants and I'm like, okay as long as the aesthetic is

Appealing I don't care if it's real or if it's faux But another one of my fake plants showed up this morning and I'm like wow I should probably stop ordering them, but here's the thing You go online and you try to look at these fake plants and you're like, okay That looks like it might be a good one and it's like a major bamboozle because you get it and then you get comments from suburban dad of This is the worst fake fiddle fig that like I have ever seen and then he Puts it behind my my sofa looking out the window as if it's actually needing sunlight Um, no, I'm I'm surprised because fake plants are so expensive

Yeah, they are so expensive But sometimes you be trying to search a deal and you're like, okay Like I could maybe get away with this if it's from afar, you know, like you might not want to be spending that much Yeah, and then it's a major bamboozle and you get it and you're like, okay. Wow. I actually need to throw that away because this looks like 1990s fake plants with like grapes on them that our moms had above their Kitchen like yeah, how they like on them. Yeah, my Nana had those the fake grapes the whole I don't know why like in a bowl like on a table and stuff and they were so dusty and stuff

They were so like she never dusted them But she did have real plants now. It's like bitch dust your fake grapes like that's the least you could do like you're not watering I used to like squeeze them and they were just so like dusty. Um, no, I someone asked me on my Q&A the other day on Instagram if I also do like outdoor plants and you know what? I thought it was a really good question I do not do outdoor plants at all That just feels like a whole other because there's not bugs in my house and I just feel like the bugs and like the Insects that would get into outdoor plants would just not be my thing So I've always just left outdoor plants to the landscapers

But I did buy two fake Plants for my porch my front porch And they're gonna have to be fake and they're gonna have to get pressure washed regularly because I know they're gonna get dusty But I'm so dead. Can you imagine just like being outside pressure washing your fake plants? Well, you know, that's the house the side of the house needs to be pressure washed too So we might as well pressure wash the plants. I love it so much wait somebody sent me a message Not too long ago. I was like, I think it was when I actually posted fake plants. I bought okay, so I bought these Mums like off of QVC fake ones are real ones. Oh fake ones for sure

and they're like these mum balls and I'm like, okay, these kind of look Shady and like really bad from up close but from afar like they're gonna look good And then I have been watching TikToks and stuff about how people will plant fake plants in Real soil to make them look like super stop it Stop it. So I'm like, you know what if this pans out for me Then I will share all the details because ain't nobody trying to keep shit outside alive Like I know why spent seven hundred dollars trying to buy plants for my yard when the season started and

every bit of that shit passed away like Fried in the Sun tried to water either over watered it. So just saying I don't have a green thumb People were making fun of me in my DM saying that at one point I was the plant lady and then you like to ask me and took over Um, so I'm glad I'm glad for you. I'm glad that you're doing something better than me. Congratulations kill Oh my god, Lindsay, I can't I was like the most passive-aggressive thing I've done in some time I have to tell you about yesterday at the game. So what was the same? Gym that has no AC and you know what? I'm not even complaining for my damn self this time. I'm complaining for these kids because

There's no way that can be healthy for these kids to be playing in the heat because the it was hotter inside than it is outside But I always so Javi couldn't make it to the game Javi is the head coach and he Is the best man in a wedding coming up. So he was at the bachelor party in Vegas Long story short Actually, it's not gonna be a long story short. It's gonna be a long party in Vegas a good five So he told me to go on live so that he could see the game and like give feedback or whatever So I was like, all right bet. So I get online like I do that. Anyway, even when Javi's there So I was sitting on the coach's side instead of like in the stands

But regardless, I'm gonna cheer for my kids all of the kids on my basketball team Are the same kids that we play football with and so these kids are truly like my own children like I know their parents They always have sleepovers over here long story short I said these I go live and the people in my life were like stop You're not the coach if you want to be a coach go be a coach whatever first of all, I'm the coach when Javi's not here Brandon became head coach when Javi's not there, which is He's always like him and Javi are like right hand men right right hand man left hand man, whatever so I was like, I'll be the coach when Javi's not here to like I'll be the assistant coach cool

So these kids are sweating, but I always cheer for them always and I asked them to their faces last week when people were complaining about it Last week, I said does it bother you guys when I cheer and they said half the time they don't even hear it And then my nephew was like if I make it all I hear is buckets and I'm like I've got a cheer for y'all like I I just love it so much and I don't ever do it to be a distraction But I told the kids yesterday in the car I said if I'm ever too much just tell me to chill and they never do and so I just want to say anyone that watches my Lives on the games either if you want to watch them and you don't want to hear me mute your phones But according to the children who are brutally honest with me at all times

They do not give a fuck and then someone like I would like say under my breath like what the hell was that? You know, yeah, you're like on the live at the kids party event Yeah, yeah, but I the kids couldn't hear me and then someone was like tell her to stop cussing and it's like I'm not cussing at the kids and I'm saying it's so low under my breath like chill out And let me be the mom that I am like this is who I am it'll never stop unless my kids say they're embarrassed and Just shut the fuck up and get off my live if you don't like it wait so this reminds me of when Jackson would get up to bat and

like once he Reached an age where I guess he like started getting embarrassed by like nicknames He would tell me he would be like mom if I get up there. I will not be misbehaving, but you don't call me woogie, okay? Well, yeah, like I call him woogie woogs Boogie It's like a you know like a dog everybody's dog has like 20 names like my kid has 20 names All right, so I want to take a break really fast because I want to talk about cerebral mental health service and You guys know I've been in therapy for so long

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There are no long-term commitments or contracts. Just go to stamps.com Click the microphone at the top of the page and enter code coffee Wait, so I want to play something for you While we're on this topic because there was a tick-tock that I ran across a couple of weeks ago And I feel like specifically Kristen is not putting this On the list of things that we regularly say we want to talk about because she knows it's gonna make somebody heated whenever I play it So here it goes Buy me a woman. She's a kid. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm gonna be perfectly honest

I don't give how beautiful you are etc. Etc. I still like you. I'll still you but it is a detriment It's a detriment because my mind you know, have you accepted ever to play the stepdaddy role? I kiss you. Yo, that is you know, and I think about I'm like You know, I might be polite like I might walk in the house and say tap the little G safe Go cuz mom and leave I don't understand this mentality. I don't understand what the miss there's there's some type of like misogynistic like mass like overly masculine

thought process behind this And I completely understand that there's like a preference, right? Like I have a preference not to date men with kids, but it's not it has nothing to do with the child It has to do with Unfaithful fathers, you know, and so I don't I don't understand what this like whole like we're damaged goods if we have kids I was so triggered by this because I was like, okay, wait, I am a single mom and I don't feel like I should be Eliminated from the pool of people because I'm a single mom like I have my own

I'm not asking you to come in and do anything. Well, exactly and that's what I was gonna say. It's like You're not asking, you know, a new partner to come in and play the dad role It's just accepting the fact that I have a child and like I said, I understand the whole preferences thing But preferences from a standpoint of like maybe where I'm coming from versus like I'm not looking at men and saying they're damaged Goods because they have a child. It's just like I don't trust you to be It's it's very triggering because Look at Elijah, for example, I I have never asked him for anything regarding my kids at all Anybody I've dated I've never asked them for anything. I've never asked them to be a dad

I've never asked them to provide financially. I've never asked them to Do any of that stuff to coach their teams to do anything like that? And so like I just don't I guess I just don't understand so for me It's a misogynistic Yes Perspective and I hate it. So when I was watching that tick tock I was literally just like scrolling late at night and I was so triggered by it I was like, okay, I literally hate this tick tocker now

Like for this mindset alone, which, you know, his opinion, whatever But at the same time, I'm like, okay Why are you putting yourself in a position to go home with a woman? Dap it up with her little G and then have sex with her and then leave like why are you just don't want that position? Don't even engage with someone with kids at all then, right? Like immediately when you met this person, you should immediately if that's how you feel about it You should have immediately been like, do you have kids at that point when she said yes? He should have walked the other way. I just don't I don't understand it and I

It's just it's so weird like I was I was high-key bothered it I don't under okay, it's I can't even get my thoughts across because it's just so and Then you have men that'll step up and like do everything above and beyond and it's just what are they? Less of a man because they stepped up to take care of and help raise another child another man's child like You're not cooler by not fucking with someone that has kids. You're not cooler by you're like, oh, I'm not gonna raise another man's child You're not that doesn't make you cooler. I think Since we're on this topic if I was 32 years old and I hadn't had a child Um, would I be maybe seeking different partnership? Like would my views be different?

Maybe so like if I didn't have one and I was just living nilly-willy traveling around the world doing my podcasts You know, whatever I think that it would be easier to be with someone who didn't have kids, right? Like that to me is a normal thought process Yeah, but it would be easier. You're not saying you're not saying that like they're less than because they have kids No, that's the part that I'm having a hard time with is like Essentially women that single mothers are less than because they have children like that's just so Foul to me, but now, you know a long time ago. I was like Because I used to say this to my parents all the time if I got married got divorced

I'm not gonna try to be with somebody that you know has a whole life that was before me And now because I had a whole life before someone else. I'm like, okay now my mindset's totally changed So maybe this person's just ignorant have to be but I've definitely heard men with the same mentality. I've definitely experienced and I've seen other videos that are similar to this and I just think it's so weird like I'm gonna look at a man that provides for You know his his Woman his his partner's other children as more of a man. I mean you're you're More selfless you're stronger because it is it is a lot to attach yourself to someone else's kid. I get that

I'm just gonna look at like a stepdad or you know a significant other of a single mom More highly than I would of someone like the video that you just played I'm same because like I am disgusted I will say after saying all that I'm very happy in the situation that I am currently in Truthfully, I don't think that I could be with someone at this point that didn't have a kid or kids Because there's such common ground there. I think once you find that You find such a common ground that you're able to relate on so many things that Someone who wasn't bringing that into the situation just cannot understand because you're not going through it

It's just different. Yeah. Yeah, I could see that side of it, too I could definitely see that side of it. Um, so what else did you do this weekend other than sit and Get cussed out because you were cussing at Little League Well, evidently I went missing. Um, no, it was not evidently Let me tell you what happened so allegedly No, not allegedly. This is a fact. I was sitting eating dinner with suburban dad in Chattanooga and I go on my phone. I'm looking at locations see no location found but sometimes like when you go in to like find my friends Whoever's on there if you haven't gone on there in a minute

It'll say no location found for everybody right or like if somebody like I went into a restaurant the other day and they had no service and Elijah called me and was like, did you turn your location off? And I was like, no I don't think I had service in the restaurant. So that that could be the case. So I'm going on there and I see like no location found yours doesn't go I see a text from Kristen and she's like, hey Gina where Kayla's and I'm like, no, like I don't know where she's at. Let me check her location or whatever Still not on so I'm like, okay, something's off like

Literally brings me back to a situation that we were all in a couple of years ago Where Kale could not be reached Kristen was flying down the highway trying to go to her house to make sure that she was still intact in one piece And I was threatening Kristen that I was calling 911 And then Kristen was basically screaming at me telling me like do not call 911. I am on the way there And then Kale wouldn't answer her phone. So are you gonna update us on what happened or are you just gonna say you're missing? Still I I was unbeknownst to me that I was missing Let me just start there. I Went well, this is gonna get a little sticky because if I

Okay, so I had to go somewhere and Once I was finished wherever I was going. It was not I wasn't cheating. I wasn't doing anything illegal, but I had to go somewhere and I It was just like a very chaotic night for me. So then when I was done with the errand I had to run I was just so exhausted and tired and I had my phone on do not disturb And so I just went home and I went to bed and I never knew that I was missing because evidently I never texted anyone back After I left the house and then my location was off. I may or may not have turned it off myself I don't know. I don't remember

and Kale I went to bed. So and I woke up the next morning at like 10 30 11 something like that. I didn't have any of the kids. So I slept in and and I was missing and then Natalie was like out and about she was she was like on a little mini vacation and she She said they were like drinking and stuff and she called me the next day at like 5 p.m. And she's like, oh my god, I was fucked up and I forgot that you you may have been missing

She's like so I'm calling to check on you and I was like, thank god. I wasn't missing. Oh, I'm fine. I'm good. I've spoke to Lindsay and to Kristen And everything is all is all well. We need to identify why we're such psychopaths I think that we all have PTSD from like a specific person Yes, and it's like I don't know at what point that's gonna go away if ever probably never Truthfully, I thought that you were very much missing and I was like, okay, she does not have the kids There is no location found Everyone knows that we like true crime Mm-hmm that guy that we covered on the true crime podcast, whatever the frickin heck his name is Hunter

Whatever Hunter Moore Hunter Moore has come sent his people And Kale is gone Well, I'm alive and well. I just wanted y'all to know I'm glad I'm on for your concern 12 hours later Yes, thank you so much for your concern I really do appreciate the love that y'all have for me and Kristen looks like she texted me and she's like Or was it might have been you or might have been both of you. I don't know you Somebody said, you know, you have to think twice about calling the police about me because It would literally be all over the news in like four hours. So like it would be so hard

You know, you don't want to cause like this huge thing Kale goes missing. You don't know what the circumstances are It's all over the news or social media and you know, the 9-1-1 call would get leaked So it's like do you call? Do you not call? Do you wait a little while? Like it's so hard first of all, if I really Like deeply thought that you were like legitimately missing I would have called 9-1-1 and I don't care if the 9-1-1 got leaked I would have been like, excuse me, ma'am. I already know this is gonna be a leaked phone call and it's gonna be an open records request My friend is missing and I need to go out to her land ASAP and make sure that her

vehicle is there And if it's not there, you guys need to Like radio to the other cops that are like in the area and tell them to be looking for this car It might be over on the side of the road Um, because she might be shitting or pissing I literally don't even care Like do not even freaking care. Okay, I can't I was gonna wait for bone to tell the story But literally the next day like after I have

effectively Let everyone know that I was alive bone was missing like legitimately missing I Swear to God like I was trying to wait for bone to tell the story, but she's not here So I woke up after I informed you all that I was alive and well Bone sister calls me and she's like, hey, have you heard from bone because sometimes bones stays here Because she's painting the walls and you know, whatever, but she actually lives with her sister up like an hour away and I said no, I actually haven't heard from her since Thursday night and

And So in the morning She's like well, she didn't show up for work. She was supposed to be at work. I check her location Her location is off. The text messages are not going through. They're not being delivered Which means not only is her location off, but her phone is off And you know, I didn't know who she was with her car was at her mom's but she wasn't home So I was like what the fuck Um go out looking for her in places. I thought that she might be and I actually did call 911

Wait, where was she? I did I call she was at the fucking peach festival Stop bone was at the peach festival with a fucking dead phone and her phone was dead Yeah, called the cops That's why you have the mentality of people being careful about calling the cops on you Well, because it all added up that like she was in someone's basement being tortured, you know, like she didn't show up for work Her phone was off location was off Nobody had heard from I hadn't heard from her since Thursday at 11 o'clock 6 p.m Like me and bone talk almost every day like it was just not well

We were not well and her car was in her sister was like, oh I'm relieved that her car is at my mom's because that means she didn't get in an accident I said, I'm not relieved because that means that she might be with somebody that we don't know and she might be with Somebody that is holding her hostage. So no that is actually worse So I'm waiting outside the police the state troopers are on their way and I find like where I think she might be At a friend's house and I'm just waiting there and I talked to the neighbor and then the police officer calls me back And she's like you can't do your own investigation when we're on our way and I was like, I'm sorry like my friend I just I'm so concerned. I do true crime once a month on my podcast and like sometimes

Basically in a private investigator and so here. Yeah, bone rolls up with her friend in the car They were at peach festival and her phone died And I'm sure she wanted to kill me because the officer came and like got my information And I was like, I'm really sorry about this and she actually the officer was really really sweet about it because I was not trying to Waste resources I would never do that But she said it's better to be safe than sorry because her last missing person was actually How do you how do you say dead dead on the scene? Oh wow dead on arrival. I'm not well No, so thank God

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They have some great eating. They have some great fun things to do I have some videos that I still have yet to share So we're in dad and my taste are very different when it comes traveling which makes her a very interesting trip Well, let's just say that I booked the moxie, which is a myriad Hotel and I think it's such like a fun. So cute. Yes hip vibe It's got great drinks for God's sake. They have a nugget ice maker. It's like get with the times Just a really cool fun

understated simplistic Little place and like I really like it and I stay at Moxie's pretty much everywhere Well, I say literally shot at one for coffee combos. Yeah, and like I've stayed in one Moxie Times Square Chris and I actually Had cocktails at one kill probably wanted to kill us on that day I stayed at Moxie Chattanooga kill stayed there. I've stayed in Moxie Nashville They're just great. And so

Yeah, that's just like not really suburban dad's vibes He actually I had a hair appointment on Friday and so I went and had my hair done and he had some work to do So he went over to the Weston, which we have also stayed at that was the puking hotel We're I love the Weston though. We're he'll puke all over the fucking place We love that and so yeah, he sent me a video of the Weston vibe So I feel like this week on coffee combos a story. I'm gonna post like suburban dad's idea of Like a nice place to stay and like my idea of a nice place to stay and you guys will immediately know who is the snooze and who is a good time I To be fair, I really love I love both I love both option

But it depends what type of vibe you're going for like if you're going for like chill We're gonna go get massages and we're gonna like book fancy dinners. I would vote for staying at the Weston But if you're going and you're gonna do like casual dinners hanging out Like you and I hung out in the lobby in the Moxie before and it was so much fun. Oh gosh It was so much fun. So they had like Scrabble down there or like Jenga. I can't remember well You know, we didn't really participate in any of that when we were there, but I just like watch, you know, I just like to see I like to see the people. I think it's very like Eclectic, I think there's like a lot going on. There's different

Strokes or different folks like you might see, you know, some hipsters in there You might see some high-end business people in there, and then, you know, you see some kids and then you wonder why the heck Their parents have them there, but then you're like, you know what that's your parenting to do not mine So like I'm gonna drill in my judgment on that and like I hope you guys are having a good time And then you have people like me and suburban dad It's a good time And I need everyone to know that like I win on this He was like pull it and see like what people think and I'm like, I absolutely will pull this and I

Hope that everybody goes for a good time. And if you don't then I'm gonna be upset. I have to I think Hot neighbor and suburban dad may be similar in this but also I think Elijah might have something That's like completely different than all of us because like I'm I'm 50-50 with you and suburban dad Kristen, I don't remember what hotel we stayed at when we went for dinner that one night in Philly It was cute, but they had like we got massages and things like that and he just like was not used to That and he didn't love it So I think he almost would have liked the mox like something like the moxie, but we don't have anything like that around here I'm just like, you know what you should be down for a good time. Like when you don't have the kids. I

Think that that's like a really fun little vibe And when you do have the kids you stay at the Westin and like it's cool. Yeah, if it's everybody, that's fair So we had a really good weekend. We had some nice dinners had some good lunch went on like over a 10-mile bike ride on Saturday Snuggled watch some Virginia River Virgin River I always call it Virginia River almost called up on Virgin River and Looking for other shows to watch. So if anybody has any recommendations, that's great. And then on my side time between Friday and

Three minutes before I started recording. I also was arguing with will so That's been a fun time. Okay. Well, I'm happy for you Like I'm I'm very I'm very happy for you. Like on one front Suburban dad sounds great on the other Co-parenting arguments are terrible I hate that for you and thankfully I have not been in one since last week, but what's going on? You said since last week Goodbye The sports conversation

So I mean, I don't really know So, I mean, I don't really know like what happened in the shift changed like the tides like totally turned and I Can't really like pinpoint and I think that's what's aggravating me the most like I can't really pinpoint When it happened or why it happened. It just like was abrupt and I all of a sudden was just like hit with it Suburban dad is referred to By will as neighborhood dad. So I'm not sure why he's actually listening to the podcast and mixing up hot neighbor and suburban dad

or Person can have a neighborhood dad if he is just Thinking that his name is neighborhood dad when it's like really suburban dad But yeah, pretty much I was told to Stop talking about anything Will relate to Will related on the podcast. Why do they do this? Why do they do that? They all when everyone gets their fucking

Tidy whiteies in a bunch. They all get pissed off about like when me and Javi are cool He's fine with it and when we're not cool. He's not okay with it. Don't ever talk to me again This is our lives whether they like it or not. We're going to talk about we're not just like Talking about it to like hurt their feelings to spite them. This is like real shit that people relate to in our lives Why do they do that? So Never related to you more Until this like whole thing blew up and it's just been like a back and forth and I will say like my level of toxic participating in this is also off the chain. So

I'm also going to talk about myself because I I could have definitely engaged with him better or paused for a minute and I don't know if you guys remember me talking about my therapist telling me that there's like power in the pause and Sometimes it's best just like to not have an immediate response and like really think it through before You start speaking But I'll just tell you sometimes when you get heated It's like turns into trigger fingers and I'm just like mmm. So I have been threatened that I'm gonna be sued if I continue talking

But here's my problem with it We're gonna roll back to when my parents were in federal court back over the summer and Everyone in his family Ski's is all my stuff. So it's like my Facebook my Instagram Google podcast listening following absorbing my content, but yet I'm not allowed to say anything

But yet they're allowed to insert themselves into my life and into my business like it doesn't go Both ways and I have had this platform Since I was married to Will so it's not like this is something that came after the fact, right? That's what I'm that is Thank you, and I'm using it to be spiteful in any way. It's truly I am sharing my experience things that are going on It's not to make Will look bad. It's not to Make myself look bad. I will acknowledge things that I've done my participation in the situation To give people a picture of exactly what's going on because I also don't think it's fair for

Me to come on here and only share bits and pieces when it's not giving a full Picture of what's going on because then that makes me look dishonest And why would I do that if I am running two shows and my Instagram is dedicated to living an honest life Why would I go on and sugarcoat something that isn't sweet like that just does not make sense to me? So this is a public notice that you can threaten to sue me all you want to Anything that I say on here either I can back up what I said or it is purely my opinion I am

Commentating on the fuckery that is in my text messages over the phone things that my son comes home telling me I Think that it's interesting when people try to focus on other people's issues instead of focusing on their own issues Which they have plenty of those to focus on it's predatory behavior and This is a public notice that I will discuss My co-parenting issues with will publicly when I choose to do so

I feel like it is important for me to share certain information to protect the integrity of my story And I will freely talk about my life as I choose to And if they want to continue to pray and do whatever they do That's on them. I can't stop them from doing it. Just like they can't stop me from speaking. I agree We'll wholeheartedly agree with you. I have nothing to add to that Shout out to hobby. We're on good terms right now for not giving me a hard time But the other one that shall not be named on this episode you this all applies to you as well You know another thing that I wanted to say is that there were never any issues

With my podcasts until they became an issue, right? So when there was a benefit there I'm never having to pay for a vacation Taking equity of not one but two homes that were joint assets Driving a truck that I paid for in cash Taking selfies and the reflection of that truck and posting them online on dating websites Um, I'm sorry, but like what did you just say taking a selfie and the reflection of the truck? Like in the window and you can see the truck that I paid for and posting them on dating websites Nothing that I have did my ex has been paid for

He can't say that's a lot like one of my exes and you know, what's funny everything that I it's like I never asked her for anything Do you want me? I literally have not only bank receipts, but I have cash app receipts Venmo receipts and he Minds a little different Turn around and sold the bed. I got him because when he didn't have a bed. He was sleeping on an air mattress Sold the bed spray paid in the apartment Just all kinds of the in your just like I don't know which one's worse like you don't have a bed I buy you one you sell it for cash. So you back to not having a bed or The fact that you're fucking other women in it. I don't know what's worse

Having your ex buy buy a vehicle and you're posting it on websites. I can't I don't know which one's worse Like wait the hell this gets me into a whole another topic But I'm gonna finish this one before I get into that one about the bed I Just think that it's just very interesting and then to say that Basically we're participating in cyberbullying Because my Fans are posting stuff online that he doesn't like I'm not going out and seeking this information

these are things that people can use the internet to post freely if they choose to do so and I I had this community prior to us getting divorced so now because you don't like things that people are uncovering that you're doing online and then you tell me that you are going to sue me Find some better use of your time honestly and then I had always heard this saying Just around I don't know where I really heard it but it's been proven to be true for me is that you really don't know someone until you divorce them and That is so true because Who I thought I knew and who I know now are two totally different people

Isn't that so sad? Yeah, it's so it's so sad And I'm just like I don't understand why because I truly did have such a desire no matter what I did wrong in my marriage people want to you know talk about articles that I I cheated and you know had relationships with Josh Murray and Robbie Hayes and you know how I had this sex tape and You know done to that to that Don't give a fuck like what I did in my marriage I'm the one that has to live with it and what will did in our marriage and after the fact He has to live with it. So no one's gonna threaten me say that they're gonna say this shit say they're gonna say that shit

Say shit do shit be about shit. I don't care like I legitimately Do not care and I am not going to live my life being threatened for the rest of forever like I'm just I'm not gonna do it and I saw this thing on Instagram when I was scrolling this morning first thing when I woke up it said Don't come fuck up my piece because you can't find yours and like I feel like that's a A good little, you know ending to that Outside of this other message that I also received that I thought was a goodie She said thank you for acknowledging co-parenting is hard. Thank you for sharing sometimes all you agree on is loving your child

That's where we're at. I never wanted to spend half my child's life away from him But I didn't want to show him what I didn't want to show him love looked like us anymore either It's a tough choice. Thank you for making me feel a little bit better about our divorce Okay, so that's I mean that's positive feedback and I agree with it. I agree with the whole statement, you know It's like everything's not gonna be You know Sprinkles and butterflies and rainbows all the time and that's okay And you know will do and whatever he does doesn't make him a bad person

I might just disagree with it just like he disagrees with stuff I do, you know and right that doesn't make me a bad person We just disagree heck if we agreed on everything and we agreed on everything when it came to parenting We'd probably still be freaking married. I've said that many of times, right, right, right, right. No, that's true I mean and why can't we talk about it? Why can't we and I know it's like maybe to some it feels like dirty laundry, but also I Don't know people resonate with pain and people resonate with the conflict and we all want a solution We don't all want it to stay in conflict at all times. So In a way while we're helping others other people's feedback and advice and comments back also help us

So I think there's a positive way to look at all of this. I agree and I think too that You know, it's just frustrating when you feel like Such a big part of your life is raising your children and when you are Co-parenting with someone and that's part of your story. It's insane for someone to try to Alienate you from being able to speak on your experience of what's going on You know, if you don't want me to speak on what is currently going on and things that you're currently doing then maybe don't do them or maybe self-reflect and stop worrying about what I'm speaking about and Worry about what you're about, right?

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I did just want to say that as well. I I Hope I definitely agree with you with that. I will not also never turn my location off again. Kale You're such a liar about that, but I'm gonna let you slide for this moment until you do it again And then I'm gonna call you out about it outside of that you had said something about like a bed I Have such big feelings about this so Will has our

Marital bed marital mattress and I'm kind of like weird about it. I'm like, okay. I didn't want it I'm like you you take it you do whatever you want to with it I remember when we were in college and You know anything that he had done on his college mattress prior to me I wasn't about that and like I didn't want that juju in my life and I Wouldn't let him bring it into our first home. I don't even think I let him bring it to our first apartment I was like, no, like we're gonna budget and have to get a new mattress because I just don't want that

Like I'm so weird about stuff like that. Mm-hmm. Are you weird about it? Yes and no like it's always a thought that crossed my mind Like oh, I've definitely been with other other people in this bed or whatever But once I moved into this house, I got a new mattress. I got my purple mattress and then my nectar mattress For the guest room. So I I thankfully didn't have to worry about it this time. But yes, I do think it's a little Yeah, I just don't like it and then it just makes me feel like all weird and creeped out by it. I Just this man literally I bought him a mattress. We went and picked it out together He fucked other girls on it like cheated on me with in the mattress and then sold it for money

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you Okay, I don't know that I'm okay with that vibe Honestly, like I feel like that is a serial killer Like frankly that happened. So I don't even think I don't even think that's legal to sell a used mattress But I don't know wait. It might not be legal. I don't think it is like I don't think you can Like people probably do it It might not be legal for like mattress firms and like places like that But I don't know if an individual seller like you know what you deserve what you get if you're going on and like buying somebody's

Ranky-Dank mattress and like they have love stains on there like love stains good Fucking buy like I don't know tell you honestly. I'm like, you know what you deserve love stained mattress You deserve a love stain mattress if you're if you're on there and buy it. No, I've literally seen people before Like do I saw this on tiktok where people go into hotels and Lift up like sheets and mattress covers and look at mattresses in hotels. Have you ever seen those? Wait, what like where people it's it's on tiktok. I'll have to find the tiktoks But like where people go in and go to different hotels and stuff and lift up Sheets on mattresses and like look at the mattress and like what's on there and it's literally freaky. Oh

It makes me like never want to stay at a hotel again. Meanwhile. I'm booking my next vacation Just in case anybody cares my own sheets I'm like with my own cheese wait people actually do do that like travel with their own sheets set. I mean, I don't blame them I feel like that's I Don't know hotel beds really freak me out. I don't I when I go into a hotel. I want to see I don't want to see one single stain So are you one of those people that go in and like lift it up and see if there's a stain No, I don't because I don't want to gross myself out like what I don't know won't hurt me but now The next time I go to a hotel, you will find me bringing my own sheets. Yes, wait

Okay, can you send me photos the next time you do this? I absolutely will I absolutely on our next coffee convo's trip. I feel like Kristen should order us a black light and just no No, I'm not interested in participating in that y'all can do it and I don't want any parts We're gonna do it and then we're not gonna tell you about it and then we're gonna post about it and be like this was specifically Kiehl's bed Okay, that she slept on so you'll either participate and I'll bully you into participating or You will just see how gross that it actually is After the fact, okay Wait, okay, so speaking of sleepovers Kristen and I were talking this morning about

just like relationships and relationships when you have kids and You're like you're trying to actually have a relationship And like what sleepovers look like and what you doing with a with a lever? Yeah obviously You said with a lever And in non-child time like what does that look like because I know that our stuff looks very differently I

Don't have sleepovers With Jackson at home It's just not something that I do. It's not something that suburban dad does either And so I would love to hear your input on it and because I don't think that like really there's either There's any really wrong or right It's just I was married to will for so long and that's the only person that Jackson has ever known me to be with and so You know, like I just want to make sure that it's a hundred percent

Right and solid before we start Doing that because then that's going to be also like a memory that he has in his memory bank, you know, yeah um, I Also would not really love to do sleepovers I have enough time with 50 50 in the summer to do kind of whatever I want on my off weeks But just the way that this played out with hot neighbor being my neighbor and sharing a driveway and things a little like they were um Sped up mm-hmm

But um, I would say on a normal basis like I remember Only doing things like when I had just Isaac When Isaac was just at his dad's so then I could have my own time and then you know I mean like there's just no real reason for me to do what I want to do on the days that I have my kids Well, and then I was like thinking back to and you got to remember I was 19 years old when I started dating will and was like fresh I was still in my parents house like still living under their roof my first year of college So that first year was kind of interesting because I had curfew like I had to be home by 11 o'clock

Cuz you gotta remember I still had siblings who were six and seven years younger than me in the house and Plus Grayson who was basically a baby at that time So, you know, I couldn't just be coming in all hours of the night at least that's what the excuse that my parents gave me Who the hell knows it was probably just like a tactic just so it like sounded good, but like Had a curfew at 11 So I was busting at the seams to be able to bust out of that house and I was like I'm gonna have my own place and I'm gonna be like doing my own thing and so obviously neither of us had a child at that time, but

You know our parents both collectively like did not want us doing sleepovers anything like that before we got married and We would like sneak around have sleepovers You know all the business, but then it was interesting because when Will's older brother started dating someone His parents didn't have that same mindset or the same rules and They were for lack of better words like shacking up

But we were chastised for doing it, right? And so, you know, my parents were not about that shit period they were like absolutely not like you need to be married before doing this and Now I look at my situation at 32 and I'm like I can do basically whatever I want to Do because I pay my own bills. I do like all my own things. I have my own house have my own car It makes me think of that song like My own how she got her own house. She got her own car. You know what you want? I'm talking about. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah also has a song and he says

He talks about Having his own like we both got a house, but it's different. We both got a car, but it's different We both got teeth, but it's different, you know, yeah, it's different. It's just different and so Now it's weird because I have my own Everything yeah, and I'm more reserved now at 32 than I was at 19 But also I feel like between the two of us We have three kids to think about so I think that that's probably what's changed. Maybe my mindset Okay, I think that's fair. I think that's a good assumption like a good

Observation, do you feel like your kids? Like think anything of it? No, they don't But you know what I was thinking about that Because people are probably gonna say stuff like after this episode releases, which is you know, whatever But I feel like because your house is just like such an open-door policy that like people just like come and go Friends whatever That I had to mute myself to sneeze. Oh, no, you're okay. It's just like such an open-door policy with like friends and People are like always over at your house. I feel like that's not just mine

It's their dad's too like Javi's the same way and so is Joe like they all like I said came home Not that long ago and he's like, oh grandma lives with us now at his dad's and then yesterday He's like, oh and uncle Rowe is staying too and it's like so it's the same way with them And Javi is the same way. So I think when it's across all boards, they don't look at it any different now If it was just my house and not their dad's I also think they would be like this is a little weird Right, they might like they might question it more. It's like consistently consistent anywhere. They go. Yes. Yeah This episode of coffee combos podcast is brought to you by Huggies special delivery diapers You guys know we have a lot in common and one of those things as you know is that we're both moms

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I'm respecting myself. You're not giving me a lot. So I'm not gonna give you a lot Which should be the case if we model first what we want to see and we find that consistently they do not meet us there I've struggled with that Tell me why I've Put out a lot of effort and nothing was reciprocated. And so I was like, oh Okay, you're not we're not putting in the same effort. I Feel like when you're in a dating phase that you should put out what you get

Mm-hmm, right. Mm-hmm but then some people will say well take the higher road and Don't be so tit-for-tat and Give a little bit more than what you're getting which I also understand that perspective as well if you want something to progress. I Will say Early phases when suburban dad and I started talking You know, we would catch up maybe like once maybe twice a week And I would wait for him to kind of reach out and then I would be responsive to that

but I wasn't putting in extra efforts to Try to make anything happen, right? Yeah, no, I'm also not in the beginning I'm I'm also not gonna put in like a ton of effort like it has to be a mutual We're catching up, you know, and it's like I don't know I don't know why I put it in the men's court But I've always been that way too like I'm not gonna over text like I will wait for them to reach out And it's hard like when you're in early phase of a relationship It's like, okay, are they gonna text like what day are they gonna text and then when you have kids?

It's like, okay. Well, I know that he has kids and I have one and so if he texts and like I'm not available I don't want it to look like I'm never available But then I also don't want it to look like that. I can't always do something. It's just like it's the worst I'm like dating is for the birds. No, it definitely is, right? Definitely. I mean, thank God. I'm not dating anymore So urban dad schooled me on that this weekend. I don't know how to like really refer to Dating and like using the right words and whatever I still don't like saying boyfriend like it's weird Well, I didn't know like there was no apps or like hardly We had Facebook back when Will and I started talking

So I didn't have any of that stuff. So I'm not well versed on like the dating world And so sometimes when we'll be in conversation, I'll be like and you know, we're dating and he's like no like Dating is where you go on dates with someone and then, you know You're kind of like feeling each other out and then like you could be seeing you could be dating a couple people Yeah, okay, but that is a topic that we need to get into next week because We got to do foul play but That's a big topic that I would love to cover because I want to know what people think about the dating world and like

If you should if you're trying to feel out a situation, is it okay to be like feeling out other situations? Maybe I just like look at dating very jaded because I didn't do it and haven't been a part of that world Um, but yeah, he was telling me he was like dating is where like you go on some dates and then you decide Like if you're gonna try to progress this, you know dating phase into a relationship or whatever Like what we're in is a relationship and I'm like, yeah, like obviously I know that but like sometimes I interchange dating in a relationship But yeah, I was just like off on a long tangent But I don't know like do you feel like you are dating Elijah or you're in a relationship with Elijah? No, I'm absolutely not dating. So what is dating to find it?

dating is like feeling out a situation you're going on dates and I I Think depending on the conversations had like you could you could potentially be dating multiple people feeling out multiple situations And seeing which way it goes, you know what I mean like for until it becomes official with somebody Okay, but then I never I've never actually dated I always just jump into relationships, which is the toxic in me and also Just like probably not very good etiquette wise, but here we are. Um, that's a perfect segue into foul play Awesome foul play. This is number one funny sex story My husband and I have two kids and two dogs when we went to do the deed we will Set the kids up with snacks and the TV. We will lock our door to make sure they don't walk in mid-thrust

One time when we're going at it and right before we both finished my head hit the wall twice making a knocking sound Which caused the dogs to bark and the kids to scream needless to say no one finished that day in our rendezvous Our rendezvous ended with us laughing but I sneak it. I mean, that's a good relationship if you can laugh about it instead of being frustrated so You know, you don't have to do that Um, you know, you got to do get it in where where you can and I I understand that Um, I don't know. I don't know about the getting it in when you can because honestly, I feel like a good way to scar kids is For them to walk in on you

Like that's a really good way like if you guys are signing up To traumatize your children for the rest of forever Let them walk in on you But I don't think it's like a choice Yeah, there are better ways Listen, I just you know, sometimes you're just in the mood the middle of the day No one's in the mood middle of the day when their kids are screaming. I'm sorry She said they set them up with TV and snacks, which I feel like is a really good. Um, that's a good setup right there

You're like, that's a good Distraction it is it's a very good distraction. So I mean I support it. Love that for them. Okay, you're gonna read the next one as well Okay, number two says hey Kale Lindsay and Kristen I love when they address Kristen as well because she is like the silent partner of this podcast Okay, so let me set the scenery I'm 26 now But this was my freshman year of college second semester towards the end of my first semester of college I had a traumatic situation happen where my intestines ruptured and I had an emergency surgery Ultimately being diagnosed with Crohn's disease and she put in parentheses affects your intestines basically ulcers

And I only had half of mine meaning extra shit. Oh my shit came out extra quick. Oh, do I have this? Stop diagnosing yourself keep reading. I'm interested anyways. Okay anyways second semester comes around I'm healed but still healing a bit So one day I could not shit and I was terrified because that's how it all started in the first place So I decided to take one of my friends laxatives. No, not my best decision. Well, nothing happened So the next day I took another one again terrible fucking decision I'm sitting in my second class of the day and all of a sudden I get bubble guts and all I can think of is fuck I'm literally going to squirt shit out of my ass, right?

She has like helps this. I think she's describing me. Did you write into us? I I didn't but she must be my twin Well, wait, she said I'm coaching myself. You got this. It will go away. Oh, yeah fucking K This is not normal bubble guts. I Didn't want to be rude to the professor But all of a sudden I had to fucking leave mind you There's no bathroom in or near this lecture hall and my dorm was far enough away to be an issue I run out of the lecture hall and I'm hauling ass to my dorm. I mean full-on sprinting across campus I didn't even know how I could sprint. I didn't even know I could sprint that would literally be me in my favorite tight ass jeans

They made my ass look phenomenal. I get to my dorm hall I live on the third floor running up the stairs skipping like four at a time I round the corner and it's just straight lava flow like fucking eruption in my pants Keep in mind my tight ass jeans that now have squished lava sump Swamp swamp ass at this point. I'm now waddling to the bathroom playing praying. There's no one in sight I slam myself into the community bathroom calling my friend to get her ass up here and get me I'm taking them off and it's just fucking everywhere It smells like hell my friend shows up and she's a real one because she took my pants and washed them for me

Couldn't be me my thong you might ask. I flushed it And there was 100% people in there with me fuck No, the story if you have any type of bowel condition don't take laxative, especially just don't she said actually just don't take laxative At all. Love you guys so much. Thank you for reading and always being the healing and happy part of my day PS feel free to use my name or don't up to you guys. No shame in my shit game anymore. Oh Oh my god, no, but that's literally how it was like I I understand this woman wholeheartedly because when I shit my my pants outside of Like near bones house when I took the kids to dinner

It was just me and the kids nobody else and bone wasn't home at her mom's house I had to go up to her mom's bathroom and I literally took my clothes off in the shower But like I had to throw those clothes away There was no washing and saving them and it's just everywhere and then you have to like how do you get it out of the shower? It's literal hell. So I feel so so bad for her. Okay, first of all only thing that I'm gonna say say on this is like I Am glad that I am full-time constipated because I wanted to ask this question for a long time Like would you rather have this issue or be constipated most of the time?

I would rather be constipated. I think yeah That me too, but I don't know if everybody else is gonna agree with this like some people because I think shit You can take a stool softener. That's not necessarily a laxative. Have you done this before? Yes, did it work? I don't remember because I have so many shit complications Bless God bless it. Um, well, I would love to know if you would rather be constipated or should your brains out Um outside of that I just also wanted to remind you guys that we were nominated for American influencer award for podcast of the year and voting is open until the end of the month

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