Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - ENCORE Feet Finders, Toxic Trait Testimony & Confessions

Episode Date: January 1, 2026

Let's revisit episode CC438! Kail and Lindsie meet up in person and do some new segments like "I'll Die on This Hill" and "Toxic Trait Testimony" to give us some good laughs. Kail also explains her recent business venture into the wild world of Feet Finder. Plus, get ready for some amusing Confessions and another segment called "Petty Court".Thank you to our sponsors!Better Help: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/coffee today to get 10% off your first month.Boulevard: Visit joinBLVD.com to get 20% off your first year subscriptionChime: Get started at chime.com/coffeeQuince: Go to Quince.com/coffee to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next orderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye. I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery. Here's Kail and Lindsay. Good morning and welcome back to another episode of Coffee Convo's podcast. Good morning. morning kitty cat i'm happy to see you in person hello kitty cat i have a fun update on my life for you

oh wow on this fine in person recording coming in hot last week i joined feet finders you what i joined feet finders okay to sell feet picks have you sold any well i have an update i want to read you a message i got last night this was my first feet finder request how long have you been on there About four days. Okay. Good numbers. This one was interesting for me because I didn't know what to expect with feet finders. And I did let one of my children's fathers know because I was like, in case you see rumors, it's true.

And he was like, okay, as long as you're not like, thanks for the heads up kind of deal. This is the first request that I got. And nobody in this room has heard this yet. I would like to get four minutes of your bare armpits, tickled, tortured, up close, nonstop. and to maybe use some oil to make them more ticklish. I really want to hear you laugh, hard eyes. But at the same time, of course, and with your hands tied above your head, so you can't put them down at all.

I want no mercy so you get the most laughs. And for the last 30 seconds of the video, can you count down from 10 to zero slowly and have the tickling intensify hard eyes? And if you could also add some words throughout the video saying it, saying like, it tickles so much, tickle me harder, things like that. and would you do it topless? If not, you can wear a bikini top or a strapless bra, hard eyes. What's the fee?

So feed finder has quickly turned into armpit finder. I mean, I understand. I'm going to get to that next, but I'm saying what's the fee that they're paying for this if you were to do it. Oh, the fee. I thought you said feet. I messaged him back and I said, let me get back to you because I, this one's a tough sell for me. it was a tough sell from the first sentence for me i would like to get four minutes so specific four minutes of your bare armpits he's jacking off like writing that i have a skin tag in my left

armpit no i don't want anyone to see that i'm thinking of ways to fucking rip it off do i use a razor like i don't want him to see my my left armpit specifically okay what how much is he paying you i didn't i said i would have to get back to him because this one Can you get back to him and ask him how much? Yeah, I could say like best offer. And then this morning I got another one that was he would like to buy my socks, my gym socks. Like he wants me to work out in the socks and then he would like to buy those. That's to put over his stick, Bollyterms off.

That, I can get on board with that. I'll send him socks. I'll send him a mystery box every month. A mystery box. You socks. I feel like if you're not on Feetfinder, what are you doing? I just feel like that's an area of life that I wouldn't want to dabble into, you know? feel like it's a slippery slope. You go from Feet Finder to OnlyFans fast.

Yeah, with more feet picks. Like, you could put your same feet content on OnlyFans. I know, but like, what are people doing with the feet picks? I don't care. I don't care. I do not care. Do you want to see the person before they get? No. I don't want to see them. But hopefully my feet are, I hope they make a shrine somewhere. Like, I hope that they are nice enough that they make it onto a shrine. Okay, well, I just, I don't know about this business venture. If anyone knows someone who wants feet content, please let me know. I am on FeetFinder as myself. Can I see like some samples of the feet picks that you're planning on using?

Just for context for myself. Hold on. Do you want to see the example of the tickle thing that he sent? Yeah. Is this an example of someone else that he got to do this? this is an example that he got and I'm about to send it. I'm about to show you. The only thing I don't like about FeetFunder right now at this moment is that

they don't have their own app. So it's like you have to log on to the website. Yeah. Okay. So this is Hold on. Don't say you know her. How the fuck would I know this person? Are you looking at an arm? Why does she have on weights? He probably requested that. Oh, maybe that's just a strap to like hold her down. Looks like she's in an office chair. Like that's very

who's tickling her though him well so when i messaged him back i said are you trying to tickle me in person or is it okay if i had someone that tickles me and he said i can use someone else to tickle me and just send the content oh sorry okay do you want to see it send it to your chat can you send me like some of the content just for like giggles yeah and apparently i've been giving it away for free all this time so you've sent people feet pick already no christin said that all my content is my feet. When Kale takes content, there is always, every upload, there are at least five shots of these toes, these clam diggers. Clam diggers. That's going to be my new user name. Wait. Kale Clam Diggers. Klamdiggers by Kale. CDK. Can you imagine?

It's every dump. Should we just both go on Feetfinder and just cancel the rest of our life? You could go to Pilates and then sell those socks for your Pilates membership fee. Plotties socks are expensive. They're like $30 a pair. Yeah, but you could sell them for more. I don't think anybody's paying more than $30 for a pair of socks. You would be mistaken. Like, I'm waiting for him to get back, the other guy to get back to me about how much he wants my socks for.

Did we respond? Yeah. What did you say? How much? I think I said, how much are you willing to spend? What's the budget? I think for dirty socks for me, like, we have to talk about shipping. and then the cost of the socks itself, I'd say at least 50 bucks, minimum.

50 bucks? Are you sending Nike? Just go to Costco and buy like a... In bulk. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm saying for me to mail, for me to send you my dirty socks, I need a minimum of $50. That's cheap. That's cheap. Too cheap? What do you think? Like $1.25. Okay. Should we get a price card? We should do a menu. Let's do a menu. A foot menu. No, someone messaged me last night and said, do you have a menu. And I didn't know how to answer that because I didn't think of, I didn't think that far. And now I get why like people on only fans,

they have managers for their only fans. And if I had to guess, I don't know this for sure, um, for someone who runs multiple only fans accounts, I would think that it's similar to like how Kayla and the team sends me what my content plan is. My guess is the person is essentially running the actual account for the person.

And then going and saying, this is all we need to get. and they use like a shoot day to get all the things. And then the manager is sending it out and responding as that person. That is my guess, my best guess. So you let me know once you get the business plan together and then I might copy said business plan. Okay. Love that.

Lindsay clam diggers. Cale clam diggers, Lindsay clam diggers. Kitty clam diggers. Oh. If we sell them together, coffee combos, clam diggers are like Lindsay kale. clam diggers. And we have a joint account. So every time we're together, we get the feet content together. Like one person, when I used to be on only fans, requested me to splash my feet in the pool. Oh, wait. I think you've sent me that video. Like, that's real. But I got it for free. Don't tell people that.

Okay. So we have a segment. It's called I'll die on this hill. When did we start this? I mean, I don't know right now. Okay. School pickup lines bring out the absolute worst in people. I don't do school pickup line anymore for that reason. Remember me telling you about people lining up like hours prior to school pickup? Yeah, I just said that. He said he likes to be in the first 10 cars or 20 cars, whatever. I mean, I get it. And if you have children that have anxiety and for whatever reason,

they've actually never been left anywhere in their entire life. But for whatever reason, they think if you're not within the first five cars of school pickup, that you forgot them, I don't know. Must be like a mental issue. But Jackson used to think that. Okay. I don't do school pickup because we do bus in the afternoon. So I have completely eliminated that and I'm so grateful for it.

I agree that school pickup lines do bring out the worst in people. People tend to forget how to merge. People tend to forget that children need to be in car seats. You have kids hanging out of the roof like out the side of the window. worried they're going to fall out you're going to hit them like it's just a stress that i don't want to deal with so i'm in agreement with you so for um lux and creed school it's under construction so that means the pickup line is a little more chaotic uh there's a park across the street that a lot of parents will park at and walk over and then walk their kid that's what i've been doing for the last

year i think um that's that's easier yeah because getting in that line and then waiting your turn I was I cut out like 40 minutes by walking over to the school now and then going back to my car 40 minutes yeah like at drop off and at pickup in the afternoon that's crazy okay grocery delivery is always wrong just go yourself remember that time that I ordered bananas and I got one banana do you remember that I'll never forget yeah because you have to click it so that it's like the pound but who would would do that and who would know that the click list is can be misleading because sometimes it's a picture of one banana and sometimes it's a bundle so like if it's a bundle and then you click one whatever bundle of bananas and bushel let us know um if you bushel is it a bushel of apples oh a bit a bunch of bananas a bunch it's a bunch a bunch a peck I think you're right it's a I think it's a bunch. So sometimes it's a picture of a bunch of bananas and then you click the plus button

and you think it's one, but it's one pound. Got it. Okay. That makes sense. I will never go back to going to the store every time. There are times where I do choose to go to the store or I don't have a choice, but nine and a half times out of ten, I'm doing a click list and I don't care what's wrong. Okay.

This is where you and I are going to disagree. You go to the store. Yes, the idea of doing like an Instacart or whatever that thing is where you like drive to it and then you park in the specific spot. I'm never doing that because it's always wrong. And here's the other thing. I always forget something on my list. But when I'm at the store, I remember it. So then I have to go back anyway.

Fair. If I had more time, I would do it. Also, I'm a cheap bitch. Like I don't want to pay for delivery fees. for what? Like I have legs? If I had less children, I would go to the store. Well, that's a lot of kids to go to the store. Yeah. This episode is sponsored by Better Health. The new year does not require a new you, maybe just a less burdened you. And therapy can help more easily identify what weighs you down, hold you back by offering an unbiased perspective to better understand your

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Okay, next. Target is just Walmart with higher prices. Disagree. I used to think that. I don't know what the price differences are between Walmart and Target. I have no idea. And they're on completely opposite sides of town for me. So I don't go to Target very often. When I do, I don't know what the are, could the same product be two different prices, like one price at Target and one price at Walmart? Yes. Why? Like specifically where I noticed the biggest. price differences with Target and Walmart are the cleaning supplies. Why is that? Just people that go to Target are willing to pay more so they can. Yeah. And also like Walmart has like a monopoly. It's similar to Amazon where they try to make lower prices so that people will go there specifically. And that's why they put out like mom and pop shops and stuff. Because like they're they'll purposefully like Amazon, for example, we'll take a loss on books because they sell it so cheap in order to eventually

become the monopoly on books. Interesting. I didn't know what that was about. I also think that Walmart has a larger selection, like in a superstore of groceries. Their groceries are significantly cheaper, in my opinion. Walmart fashion, I feel like people sleep on that over Target. Well, I will say that over the last few years, Walmart has done better, where they weren't always this good. Like, I used to think years ago that Target had really, really cute stuff. Now when I go on to Target, number one, I hate how their stuff is organized because it just feels in an organized way that I wouldn't organize it.

But also, I only ever occasionally find something. Like when I told you that they did that champion collab or whatever. Okay, I bought a sweatshirt. But I haven't bought clothes from Target and probably since. 2023 just because it's just not as good as yeah just not as good and i feel like walmart has really upped their game i think when they started doing stuff with influencers i think that they really upped their game in the fashion world i think that's fair i think that's i i saw one of my girlfriends wore like a cute camo set from walmart and i was like oh did where did you get that and

she was like walmart and it was like a three piece set yeah it was cute i mean i was would agree with you. I would agree with that. Okay. K as a text reply is a form of abuse. I will die on that hill. See, that doesn't bother me. Oh, that absolutely chaps my fucking ass. Like, at the point that you're only saying K, maybe don't respond at all. But, like, if you're, like, sending a text to acknowledge that, like, hey, can you go to the store to pick up chicken breast? And why can't you just part it or thumbs up it? I think K is the same as, like, thumbs uping something. Like, to me, it's passive aggressive if you thumbs up a text like to me that feels so passive i dated someone one time that told me to never send them a thumbs up and every single time i was mad at them from that point

forward thumbs up yeah i hate it like the k just seems like okay i'm not worth enough of your time to put the oh in front of it you know does that make sense yeah i get that it's just passive it also depends on the conversation i feel Well, where would you use K? Um, on my way. K. Okay. Or like, if I pick my kids up in the Jeep or I pick my kids up.

I'll tell Lincoln, I'm in the Jeep. Okay. What I mean? I mean, the Denali. Okay. See, I'm definitely like a harder of a text, right? So like if I get a text and I'm acknowledging it, I heart it. That's my preferred.

Yeah. Okay. If he still games with a headset on at 30, he's not the one. No. I'm going to die on the hill that he's not the one. If he's gaming. I mean, why aren't he playing with Puss? Why is he playing with a game?

Like, I don't, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you know? It's a little cringe. It's like. It's cringe. PlayStation. or me because it ain't both but like what if it's like the middle of a sunday and y'all are not doing

anything is it still cringe for him to wear a headset yeah why the fucks do wear a headset i agree okay moving on bravo housewife fights are better than NFL games i've never seen one i do not watch housewives i never i mean yes have i seen it on bravo just like scrolling yes have i ever been invested in any season of any city of housewives never um not really something that i'm interested in doesn't really feel like real life to me feels very overproduced feels very chasy of needing a next season vibes i could see that i've never i don't know i have no idea with that and i love football. So I'm going to say no. Chick-fil-A fries are mid. It's the sauce that makes them good. I'm going to die on the hill that Chick-fil-A fries are the best fast food fries.

Hell no. Hell fucking no. It's because you're a liar. Literally no. The sauce doesn't even make it. Like, I'm not in no world. And maybe I used to be like a hyper-fixated Chick-fil-A girly. I haven't been that way for years. At least. at least one to two years at this point. I'm not a Chick-fil-A girly. I do not prefer their fries. I don't prefer. Actually, I think because they gave me diarrhea one time and I never went back. Do you dip fast food fries and salt? Yes. What kind of sauce? So if it's McDonald's barbecue or sweet and sour, if it's Wendy's, ranch, or barbecue. Okay. And those are the two. Is that the only two that you go to? Those are the only two. I'm a McDonald's girly through and through. I know. You've always loved a good

McKee's. I think Chick-fil-A fries are the best fries, period. And I do not dip. I just eat fries plain. Like I don't put ketchup. I don't put, like, no sauce. Jackson is like three packs of Chick-fil-A sauce deep. Love. Need the sauce. If I'm going to eat any type of chicken nugget, French fry, we need the sauce. I feel like people are either sauce people or like no sauce. Creed eats no sauce on his fast food. That's what I do. too. So weird. Like I might just stroll through Chick-fil-A one day and be like, oh, I'm feeling a

kid's meal. Kids meal. No sauce. Don't put it on nuggets. Don't put it on fries. You should never let someone merge if they skipped the whole line. I'm letting somebody merge at all times because I've been the asshole that will pretend like, have you ever seen a long

line trying to go somewhere and you're kind of like, I just don't want to do that today? So you pretend like you're lost. So you like slow down a little bit. You're in your part, but Lindsay, no one is looking to notice that you're lost. Yeah, I've done it to like police before too. Like if you're kind of like speeding and you try to look confused, like you've never done this. So what do you do?

Just keep speeding? Like you've never seen, okay, I'm just thinking on my way to Plotties, there are cops that sit like on this one road. They sit in the same place every fucking day. I don't know why I act like it's brand new. I'll just be zooming by my little Alexis and I see him out of the corner of my eye and I'll be like, oh shit, I need to pretend like I'm like looking for something or I'll put on my blinker and like slow down like I'm trying to like find my next stop. Do you know what I mean? No, because Delaware only has two fucking lanes. There's nowhere for me to go.

I'm getting pulled over. I have 27 points on my license. Oh my God. There is no pretending. Okay, well, I'm going to let somebody emerge because there have been times in Atlanta traffic where I'm just like I am absolutely not sitting 30 cars deep to make that turn. So I'm going to go up like over halfway and then I'm going to pretend like nobody lets me over with my blinker on. So I'm going to go up like a little bit more all the way until I get to the front. And then I'm just like, ever just like driven on the shoulder and then cut off?

Absolutely not. You've done that? Yeah. You drove on the shoulder. You just drive on the shoulder. Because why are you guys being assholes? Now I have to go around you. Oh, my God.

So just go on the shoulder. Cut. With your kids in? No. Why would I ever do it with my kids in the car? You're just riding dirty without your kids on the shoulder. I love that. That's why that one just graduated from the general.

I am now, I'm paying $20 less. I was with the general for my car insurance. I'm now with Progressive. And thank God, because. This episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. I, when you got, we were talking shit about you because you told on yourself about the general. So Kristen told me after you graduated from the general to progressive, she was like, I was like, hey, what are you doing? And she was like, oh, blah, blah, blah.

By the way, Kail's not with the general anymore. She got progressive. And I'm like, oh, wow. when I tell people that I like back when I had I just brand new that I switched so for the last like couple years when I when insurance has ever come up and it comes up more often than people think and I say I'm with the general like no one believes me I didn't believe you because I thought the general was for frogs like have you ever seen a general commercial do you want to know how much I was paying yeah I want to know everything at your most expensive. You were paying $1,500 a month for the general. Was it good insurance or like? It was the only one you would take her. But now, but then towards the end, so I was with them a long time. I was with the general for years. So it went from $1,500 a month. And then when I left the general, it was somewhere around $5.90 per month. And now I'm with progressive. So it's like $5.70.

I love that you're saving the $20 because it really means a lot. I can buy Labibu twice a year. I love that. Can you walk us back a little bit? As if it's a serious interview, walk us back through. I'm just wondering how you got down the slippery slope and ended it in general. Okay. To me fair.

No, it wasn't. Let me tell. Like, this is a true story. And Kristen can back me up when I say this. I got rear-rended. by somebody back in 2021, 2021, 2021. I got rearended by someone. And in Delaware, you just have to have like the state minimum of insurance, but like it doesn't even necessarily have to cover the full accident. So I get rearended. I get no money from that person's insurance

to fix my vehicle. I have to come out of pocket for all the things that happened. I had a rental for a month. Nothing was covered. And then State Farm dropped me. Because of that, I was rear-erended. Yes, they did. They refused to renew you. Oh, okay. Sorry, I misspoke. They refused to renew me after, right after I got rear-rent. And I want to say, if I remember correctly, it was around this time of year. I think so. And the kids were with me when I got rear-ended. And when you get re-rended, it's not your fault. Like, I literally got re-rended. So I've been with the general for a long time and State Farm refused to renew me. They didn't drop me. They refused to renew me after that. I have State Farm and have for many, many years.

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this is a hard lesson to learn. There was a time where everything was an Instagram story. Everything was a Snapchat. But I would agree that not everything is Instagram worthy. I have not been on Instagram in seven weeks. What? What do you mean? You haven't been on Instagram in seven weeks. Like I haven't posted anything on Instagram in seven weeks. It's like I'm not there. So who's posting for you? Nobody. Nothing's been posted. Like even on stories? Correct. So you're not getting paid on Instagram? No. Why? Well, we will be talking that at a later date.

Okay. Next segment, toxic trait testimony. We're going to say if this is toxic or not. Whenever I buy snacks for my kids, I hide them and eat them myself after they go to bed. I tell them the store was out of them. Toxic or normal? That is toxic. I've never done that, but I could understand.

I get it because I do feel like if this person is a mom. mom. I feel like any time that I'd get something, and it was more when Jackson was probably around the ages of like three to five, if you have it, they want it. Yeah. Right. Yes. So I do understand it to some degree, but it's like, why are we buying snacks for kids and then eating them and not sharing? Just say they're for you then. Yeah. Yeah, just say there for you. Okay. Do you have specific snacks in your house that you don't want your kids to eat that are yours. No. I don't either. I have snacks that I like that my kids don't like. So just by nature, they're mine. But like my kids can have that. Like Elliot might be the only one that would eat. It's like the little, um, Sargentino. It's like either

almonds and cheese and cranberries or it's like, uh, cashews cheese and like cramp, maybe cranberry. I don't know. It's like those little snack trays or, um, like a little, maybe cranberry. Like a little mini, like an adult lunchable type deal. Elliot and I are the only ones that eat those. But like if Lincoln wanted one, he can have, like I don't care. Yeah, I'm not like selfish like that. I'll just be like, yeah, you can have it even if it's the last one. And you only have one so it might not make super sense to you.

But like if you had multiple kids, could you understand like your kids hiding a certain snack in their room so that their siblings don't get it? My kids don't do that. They never have. But if they did, I could understand because there's something. many of them? I don't know, because is it a snack that all of them would eat? Because then why is only one of them getting it? Because now we're playing who got to it first or who asked for it. Like, is it a, I mean, is it a regular household staple that you would have for all your kids

and one kid's hiding it? Like, I'm trying to think of an example. So, Elliot loves salad kits. Like, he loves a good mix it up. It comes all together, whatever. None of the other kids eat those. Lincoln is a Chobani yogurt connoisseur. Jackson loves Chabony yogurt, too. Yes. So, like, Lincoln loves that, but, like, Lux and Creed don't eat that. So, like, I guess I sort of, I think what I'm trying to say is that I'm lucky that either, like, mini muffins, all my kids eat those, Elliot down to the twins.

But then there are certain things that I buy that I know only certain kids eat, and it just is fine. Okay, but would you be upset if you saw that one of your kids, took all the fucking mini muffins to their room and nobody else had any. Yeah, probably. But I think also this could apply to people who have a set vacation, a set grocery day. I'll just shop whenever the shit's out. So like if one kid eats all the mini muffins, I'll go to the store the next day and go buy more mini muffins. Do you know what I mean?

So like that has never affected us. Knock on wood and thankful for that. Are your kids like the little bites eaters? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Blueberry? No, chocolate chip. Chocolate chip. But Lux likes the brownie ones.

Jackson likes the chocolate chip and the brownie ones, but I think he's growing out of it. I bought a big pack at Sam's. I hate when I fucking do that. I buy like a big pack of something that I know he loves, and then all of a sudden he doesn't want them anymore. Sounds like me. Like I'll just buy, oh, I'm going to eat all these yogurts. Eat none of them. That's on the ADHD hyperfixation on food. So maybe Jackson has it as well. Mm-hmm. Oh, he definitely has it. If someone annoys me, I type out a whole response in my notes app, screenshot it, and send it to my best friend instead of the person. Toxic or healthy venting.

I think that's healthy. I think it's toxic because why are we as adults, why are we sending a response to somebody to another adult instead of just addressing the other adult head on? Not everything needs a reaction. Not everything needs a response. And maybe you just want to get this out, but like it doesn't, it's not enough for me to say something just yet or maybe it's been addressed several times. I'm not going to repeat myself. Maybe it's, am I nitpicking? Can you look at this response and see if I'm nitpicking? Can you see if I'm overreacting? Is there anything I'm missing? I'm just personally saying that if if I am texting with someone and we all know I'm not a great texter. I'm not a great communicator in general. If I am on a text basis with

someone, that means that I am probably good friends with that person. Okay. Why would I then type a response that would be intended to send to that person, put it in my notes app, take a screenshot, and then involve another person. To me, that's petty. I could understand, in a situation if we're talking business or if we're talking like, I don't really know how to approach this because, you know, that's, we can use us as an example. Like, that's my business partner and my friend. Like, how do I approach? I'm still probably not going to ask anybody.

I have sent messages to Kristen before sending them to make sure they're not emotionally charged. Like, is this coming from a place of logic or is this coming from a place of I'm heated and now I want to do hit below the belt. And she's flat out told me, like, for specific scenarios, like, I'm not emotional. She's not emotionally invested in it. So it's reading to her as really emotionally charged. And in order to remove that aspect, I need her because she's not emotionally invested in whatever the situation is.

I will tell you, I have before opened a text message that somebody has sent me and wanting to sit and and I will say this is like from a relational standpoint as far as a significant other get a text message and number one I might not just be ready to respond but number two I want to make sure that the message is not from an emotional place so I will type it in my notes app and let it sit there and then maybe sleep on it go back to it edit it remove the emotionally charged parts and then send it, but I'm not sending it to somebody else. No, I agree. And I'm not saying always send it to someone else, but I've definitely put responses in like a notes app just to, and I haven't always been that way. Sometimes I'll just fly

off the handle used to. So usually I'm not like that anymore. Okay. I turn the AC down super low at night because I sleep better cold. Whoever wrote the same. But I blame it on the kids touching the thermostat. So my husband doesn't know it's me. toxic or genius honestly genius toxic toxic genius no what you can't blame the kids like you can't you can't blame because then they're going to get yelled that they have no idea what the fuck you're talking about my kids don't even know that a thermostat exists okay well like if i did it to jackson because there's only one it's like it's obviously jackson but if this was your situation and you have seven kids you could logically be like oh it was probably just one of the kids you're

never going to find out. And that person that is your husband or your partner is probably going to be like, I'm not fucking trying to weed through that many kids to figure out who did it. So to me, this is like a genius move. Okay. Do you feel like you sleep better cold at night? Yeah. I do stay better cold. And I don't know. Lately, I've been colder than like, even now, like I'm in a ball because I'm freezing. I don't have a blankie. I've been cold lately. But sleeping better is always cold. Okay. Being cold is, oh, is sleeping better. Whatever. I like to have a, like, comfy blanket on top of my quilt. Oh, I do the opposite.

I put barefoot dreams under my comforter. Okay. So that I do feel. I like this soft. Yeah. So, yeah, you really are a blankie girl. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. Got it. When I'm mad at my partner, I don't start fights. I just stop doing small things, like washing his favorite hoodie or re-stocking his snacks until he notices. is toxic or strategic. I do feel like it's, I do feel like at the core of this, it's toxic, but it's stuff that I do. I did it this week. It's strategy.

It's like, I'm not approaching you to let you know that I am upset for what actions that you did that caused me to be in this mental space or emotional space. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to stop doing anything that I normally would do, like good morning text. No. not happening i see what you're saying i mean i said how i felt didn't feel acknowledged now i stopped doing everything that you are used to me doing but i said how i felt before i stopped i feel like at the core all of those actions are toxic because it's almost like a um punishment right it's like

okay, I am punishing you for X, Y, and Z. I feel like it's a natural consequence. I mean, I would agree. But a person who is, let's say that it was on the flip and you had done something and then that person stopped doing the things for you, would you feel like it was punishment or a natural consequence? Probably in the moment I would feel like it's punishment. And then if we talked about it, I would be like, okay, like now I understand the point that

you were trying to make. like this is where I needed to appreciate you more or like just reciprocate your kind gesture because like it's the little things I think throughout the days so like don't realize that the little things add up to be the biggest most impactful things like when Elijah and I were together he would put my towel and washcloth out like if he showered without me he'd put my towel and washcloth out when he showers so that when I went in there it was already out so small but he did that and I knew like if he didn't do that one day that it was not good or like bring my coffee in the morning. You know what I mean? So yeah, small things. I love them. When it comes to holiday

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But if she doesn't want to pay me back fast enough, I start charging her interest by keeping small amounts of her stuff when I see her toxic or justified. I mean, completely justified. Like, bitch, you owe me money. And just like a bank, you're going to be charged interest. So I will be collecting that interest. However, I choose to collect that interest until you pay me back. Is there like a middle ground where it's like, this is petty, but I don't think it's toxic? Or are they one in the same? I think it's kind of like one and the same because once you're in a, once you're in the area of petty, it's like skew them more towards toxic, you know? Okay. Because I don't know. I feel like, I do feel like that is a little justified because it's like, okay, you have something of mine. Now I'm holding something of yours.

I will say if you're in a situation to be loaning people money, I always say never loan people money if you want it back. Because chances are if they're in a situation to need to borrow. it in the first place, they're not going to be in a position to pay it back to you. I agree. Okay. When my friend offers to pay in the drive-thru, I always order extra, so they cover it. Toxic. Or opportunistic?

Both. I think it's both. It is absolutely both. Because you know what? I learned growing up and you're going to be like, well, I didn't learn that. Counting me out before I'm counted in. I always was told never, if you know somebody else is paying for something, never order the most expensive thing on the menu and don't order something that you could not

currently pay for yourself growing up because my mom left me with other people so often when they asked me what I wanted from somewhere I would say nothing I don't want anything I'm not hungry and I could my stomach could be touching my back but I was saying nothing so I was never going to order extra because someone else was paying but do you have anybody that you feel like and don't say a name anybody that has that has that is currently around you or has been around you that you would maybe go out to eat with and you're like, oh, I've got the bill and they would just order the most expensive thing because they know you're going to pay. I'm not saying that that's never happened. If it has happened, nobody has said

anything to me. Like, they're not, oh, I'm going to get the lobster. Like, that's, I'm sure they've done it. They just haven't said it. Like, not enough for me to notice that they purposefully did that. Does that make sense? Like, I'm sure it's happened. Oh, Kail's got it. So I'm going to order whatever I want. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So. I just hate that. I think you're 100% correct. I think it's toxic and opportunistic. Mm-hmm. Okay. We have confessions. Okay, the first one.

I purposely put fake appointments on our shared family calendar so my husband won't schedule golf on my days off. Ooh. Here's the thing. And golf, as much of a cool sport as I feel like it is, I feel like, number one, golf is a lifetime sport. So men justify from the time they're young lads until the time that they're about to die, why they need to go out and play seven hours of golf with their guy friends. It makes me upset that certain people have to lie. I don't think lie is the right. Like go through that with their partner.

If you can't have these productive conversations with your partner about stuff like that, like this is my day off. Please don't schedule golf and my day off. And he cannot find another time to schedule golf. I feel like, yes, it's sort of funny. like it's really not funny like it almost reminds me of the like um that conversation that we had about like sexual acts for what was it sexual it was like sexual doing yeah yeah offering and I don't care how like people were very upset by what I said I don't think it's funny but I also

have a background of sexual assault happening to me so like I for me it's not funny I don't I will never think it's funny and nobody can justify it to me like I'm not watching the kids. I'm not going to have you watch the kids because I gave you a blowjob. It's giving that. If you cannot talk to your partner about that, like, this is my only day off or these are my two days off. You can schedule golf on one of my days off, but please don't do it on both. Like, if you can't have those conversations, I think there's a bigger problem that is not being addressed. Well, at the root of this, number one, it's dishonest. There is a lack of communication because this is to avoid communication regarding him wanting to play golf and her having

her day off. Like, there should be a way to do both. There should be a way to do both. And I think that that's where relationships really start getting fucked up. Like, me even thinking about putting a fake appointment on a shared family calendar, where am I going? Then you have to think about, well, what if he didn't schedule golf and you have these fake appointments on the calendar? Now you have to lie about where you're going.

Like about where you're going or lie that you canceled it. I don't know. I just feel like that's weird. I don't like it. Two, I still have my ex's location on my phone from when we dated. He doesn't know. I check it when I'm bored and anonymously tell whoever he is currently dating. Number one, why are we talking to who he's currently dating?

Yeah, well, that was my first like. Number one. Is it funny that you still have your ex's location? Yes. But why are you reaching out? to where to who he's dating now like that is a little too far okay i will tell you i had an ex's location on my phone for like two years after we broke up that doesn't i think that's funny it's like you're not doing anything with it and well i was i was making sure we weren't gonna oh like not

run into it yeah like we would go to some of the same places so i was like oh well this is like a good way not to run in to someone like so ladies um check your location make sure that you're not sharing it with your ex but men leave yours on yes okay i tell my in-laws i can't bring the kids over because they're sick i really don't want to deal with them and order door dash in peace what okay okay she said okay um i just feel like the root of all of the these problems are just lies you know what do you think is like the most deceitful like lie that you've told in a relationship like like similar to these i mean i wouldn't i've never done this me neither i'm just like will you're not golfing and he'll be like why because i don't want you to

but you know what reminds me of that that Morgan wallin song um think thought you should know and he's like um met a new girl she lets me fish whenever i want want to? Yeah. What do you mean? Like, why can't you fish whenever you want to? Like, mostly whenever you want, like, within reason. Like, I don't understand. Like, why would we have to lie and, like, say you can't, like, if it's within reason, what are we lying about? I feel like the golf thing. Excessive. Can be excessive. You would understand if you were with somebody who was a golfer. But when I tell you, um, will golf so much and not my husband anymore, thank God.

But he golfs every day on the weekends, every other weekend, like when he doesn't have Jackson, which I'm appreciative of because he takes care of like the things that he wants to do when he doesn't have him so that he can give individual time when he does. But also he hits the lengths like just a couple days a week. He's just out there golfing. And if I was married to that man, that would just not work for me like the fuck you think you're doing. I don't, it's hard for me to say because like when I was.

with Elijah for, I guess, almost three and a half years, I shit you not. I have no idea what that man did. I have, to this day, I don't know what he did on a day-to-day basis. He could have been golfing 18 holes or whatever you guys call it. He could have been fucking fiddle fucking around on the motor. I have no idea what he was doing. I just feel like golf and people who are listening to this, you will understand if you have a significant other that is hyper fixated on golf and you want to have family time or you just want your partner like separate from whatever the fuck shit that they do on the links. I feel like that's okay. Like you know what I think it is like specifically about like I'll say golfing. It's such a long game and that's the problem.

But I think it's the problem with women and golfing is it's the women that have small children that are having the struggles with it. It's not people with older kids like Jackson, Lincoln, Elliott. Like, we're not going to complain. It's the one, it's the time when we have small children and we're already burnt out and the women and the men are both working. It's those types. It's like you have to schedule out your golf and it can't be every week because it's such a long game. and like I want you to do something you love, but right now we have toddlers. You cannot go golfing for eight hours a day. Yeah. Like what does this look like? Like, no. Like I'm burnout too. Do I get a full

day? Like at that point, it's a conversation of, okay, if we're looking at a 30 day month and we have toddlers and there's only two days off a week, we got to figure this out where we're getting family time and you're getting your needs met and you're having time by yourself. But like, it's hard when they're small children. And I think that's what. Because now, it wouldn't bother me like Jackson's almost 13 years old so he's either with him golfing or I can take him to watch football or I can take him to go fish or whatever. Even if you went to lunch with the girls you could take him. Correct. So like it's not as big of a situation. Do we have a problem with men thinking that women going to the grocery store is a break? Because I had this

conversation with a stay at home mom the other day that her husband stayed home with the kids for her to go to the grocery store and immediately when she came back in the door her kids little kids were all grabbing for her she's trying to carry in groceries or whatever and she's like can you please either help with the groceries or help with the kids and he's like you were just gone for two hours you just had a break yep that was me and my marriage it was like i could not get out of the house fast enough when i was breastfeeding lincoln to go to the grocery store like that was and i would be like i don't think that's normal it was he was texting me the whole time I'm in the store, when are you coming back? When are you coming back?

When are you coming back? But it was a break. And it's like, as soon as I get the cream cheese motherfucker, shut up. I need the lactose milk. Yeah. Like, come on. I just, I don't think that that's a break. It is 2026, and you know that I am always talking about budgeting and budgeting tools. And I am here to talk to you about Chime. Chime is truly changing the way people bank. This is fee-free and smarter banking built for you. This is not like old school banks that charge you overdraft and monthly fees. Built for you, not the 1%. Chime is not just another banking app. They unlock smarter banking for everyday people with products like MyPay, giving you access to up to $500 of your paycheck anytime and getting paid up to two days early with direct deposit. Get

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to be able to exist in this world. And while I understand, I don't need to have my nails done to like exist here. And I don't need to have my hair done to exist here. Like I want to feel like a normal fucking human being despite the fact like I understand. I'm a mom. But like I want to be put together. But if you didn't do those things, now it's you never put time into how you look. Yes. But when you do it solely to be presentable, then it's a break. And they don't mind when they're looking at you and you have that stuff done. But they don't want to sit through you getting it done. Correct. Sounds about right. Okay. The next one is when someone takes my parking spot at Target, I go inside and move things in their cart when they're not looking. First of all, how did you stalk

somebody enough to know who they're like who their car was like that's excessive like i do not give a fuck have you ever gone into a store though and been like in the same section with somebody and put something in a cart because you thought it was yours and then you start like wheeling it down the thing and you're like oh fuck that somebody else's cart no because i've done that a lot of times in my life but i did go to a restaurant with my sister last week and i was like talking to somebody and I like touched their chest thinking it was somebody else and I start talking and then I look over and it wasn't the person I thought it was and that was really embarrassing. You just touched a random stranger's chest.

Yeah, I was like touching his chest. I was like, oh my God, look, look, look, look. And I'm like pounding this like restaurant manager's chest. I'm like, look. I am so sorry. Yeah. So that's happened to me last week. I love that for you.

Yeah. Oh. I kind of feel like this is somebody that said this about something that happened to me. my neighbor reported me for not bringing in my trash cam fast enough Kristen fucking wrote this and it's about me did you write about her no okay it says my neighbor reported me for not bringing in my trash can fast enough now I move I'm right next to their driveway every week so they have to see it

okay you said okay no my HOA will send you a letter so quick honey Like if your trash can is out there longer than 12 hours, you're getting reported and they are sending you a picture of where you had it and why it wasn't in because you cannot take vacations in my neighborhood, you cannot go on work trips, you cannot be a mom. To be fair, when you live in that caliber of a neighborhood and you're paying those prices for those homes, I would feel some type of way if my neighbor's house looked like shit because I'm not paying to live here for your neighbor for my neighbor to look like shit. Like I'm just not. No, I get that. But I'm saying, okay, for example, we had fish three times this past week. Okay. That's a lot. Be careful. Be careful of your mercury intake. I think I'm fine. I know somebody who ate tuna for like two years and like every meal for two years and they didn't get mercury poisoning. So I think I'm good. I ate or we ate fish three times last week. My trash runs on Tuesday morning. I came here on Sunday. I don't have anybody else to take care of my garbage cans. So shouldn't I, I'm paying for the service for every week.

So shouldn't I have been allowed within my own right on my lawn where I have to put my trash? Shouldn't I have been allowed to wheel it down there on Sunday before I left and then get it back into my garage on Thursday? doing that every week, but, like, I'm traveling. So now there's rank fish sitting in my fucking garage for two weeks because I can't put my thing out there or they'll find me. I don't, I've never lived in a neighborhood with an HOA. So. No, tell me if it's fucking fair. I was about to ask is if there's a middle of the road here is, do you know who is in charge of the HOA? Could you email them and say, I'm going out of time. I'm sorry. I'm not. okay if you think that i am emailing them my itinerary for where i'm going for work well i was just

saying like maybe in a neighborhood like that like is there like a collective like group chat or like an email chain that you could say is anyone willing to do this or hey i'm going out of town please don't find me i mean there is a community facebook but we have discussed and now you're making me feel like it's my problem um i don't want to be on the community facebook i don't like texting people i don't I don't like talking to people. I don't want to be on a community Facebook here and all the drama about people. You can use an assistant. No.

I don't want anybody to have to be on it. I don't want anybody to have to be subjected to it. I just want to be a single mom living in my fucking house that I pay for. And I want to be able to take my trash can down there on Sunday because I'm going on a work trip and pick it up and bring it back up on fucking Thursday. I understand. Okay? Because I don't have extra hands. And here's the other thing.

If you got a fucking problem with my trash cans, then why don't you wheel it up there? Well, that's what you're getting fined for, their time. No, nobody's, no. It stays down there. Oh, so they're fining you and then it stays? Yes. And I'm like, whoever turned me in to the HOA. But the HOA is run by people that live there.

Yeah, actually a management company. I'm shocked that if it is a management company and there's an HOA and there's fees, that you cannot ask them to do it for you while. you're in the work trip because that is what an because where is the HOA money going then back to the community for them to continue to ride around to continue to tell on me if you're paying a monthly HOA fee it should include when you're on vacation bringing your trash cans up that's in my that's my opinion that is my opinion how about for the person who turned me in which i now know who you are when are h away elections coming up i will are you suggesting for me to run yeah i will will never be on an HOA board in my entire fucking life.

But you'll be more flexible and people will love you. No, because the flexibility of me being on there would be an inconvenience for me having to deal with other people shit. I don't even want to deal with my own. I just think that if you are having this problem, other people are having this problem. No, the other people are the problem because they're the ones who turned me in. And I know who did it. Oh, charge them, find them.

And also, the people who did it have asked me for every fucking person that I use in my house, my lawn care. Who do you use? Give them that. Who's your housekeeper? Give them that. They clean their house. I'm like, and then you turn me in for my trash cans because I was out of fucking town.

That's really, really upsetting. This is very personal. This is really upsetting. This is so upsetting. No, I get it. When my husband makes me mad, I was. wash his clothes but forget to add detergent so they come out smelling worse than four no see i couldn't do this for multiple purposes number one i don't want that kind of stank shit in my drawers like

i just stink shit i can't um she doesn't put detergent in her yeah okay do we think it's weird like i that is like you're psychotic yeah like it's giving malicious yeah like maybe because i've gotten softer over the years. Like, when you love someone, like, so much, like, even when you're so mad, like, you're not going to wash their clothes with no detergent. Like, at the point that you're doing that, just don't wash them at all. Like, literally, just don't wash them at all. Like, you're doing yourself a disservice. Because he don't know. He doesn't know what the fuck. He doesn't understand what's going on. He doesn't understand. Like, just don't wash them. I'm like, how hard is it to just throw like a tied pot in? Like, I'm just, I don't.

she's trying to like she's taking it like can't we figure out another malicious way literally maliciously don't wash it yeah like you're doing more not malicious intent I'm don't get at me I kill's like I don't wash clothes at all so I really don't care couldn't tell you the last time I did that all right we have a segment that you're unaware of it's called petty court submissions the first person says my husband will drink the last of the ice coffee, put the empty ice tray back in the freezer, and then act confused when I call him out. He says he didn't want to fill it because I thought you were about to use it.

Please judge this man. Okay. Please judge this man. What is wrong with y'all? Like, the fact that I'm scrolling on my 4U page and I'm constantly being told that I'm the problem and y'all write shit like this, every fucking thing in here to me is absolutely insane. It's a lack of common courtesy, though. No, like that, no, truly, I'm judging him. That's so fucked up. He is the problem. Like, what do you mean? You were about to use it, but it's empty.

So you put an empty ice tray container back in there because you thought your wife was about to use it, but it's fucking empty. So what is she using? An empty ice tray. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? You know, a lot of things that have been going on in this episode, from start to almost finish is just a lack of common courtesy. Like, I can't imagine being married to a person and not wanting to give that person, like, more courtesy than anybody else in this world. But I'm just trying to think, like, in all my relationships, maybe I was the problem, but I didn't do shit like this.

It's malicious intent. No, true. Like, like, I could never think of, like, one time in my life that I would put an empty ice tray back in the freezer and then act confused when being called out. Like, yeah, I know I did that if I did it. Like, why are we acting confused? It's kind of like me with the cops, you know? Like speeding. Oh, you know, it's like acting confused. Right, right. It's like weaponized incompetence, sort of. I'm trying to think, can you think of any times that I've done something like this? Like, I'm a little weird, but not like that. I can think of the one time,

remember you had gone through something and we were thinking about how we could like, do something to someone's car but like i'm trying to think of like intentionally do people not think about that sugar in the gas tank is a common thing thing yeah but i'm just thinking of but i'm thinking of like everyday shit like this yes i do not do you you're married you're basically married and you're married do you guys think about doing shit like this i'm not going out if you pissed me off to this level i am not going out of my way to make create more work for myself to like like do shit like this. This man is like you, what was the purpose?

Like my kids do that. Like someone put this much milk back in the fridge the other day. That's a good way to put it. This is childlike behavior. It's child like behavior. Yeah. I agree. The next person says, my sister keeps stealing my glass Tupperware every time she comes over

for dinner. She'll pack leftovers like she's at a restaurant. I told her to buy her own and now she's saying, I'm stingy. Am I wrong? No, the fuck you aren't wrong. I also changed all of my tupperware over. and I think it was somewhere from the time that Jackson was born to maybe 2015, like somewhere in that time frame, I have not had any plastic tupperware or only used glass tupperware. Nobody is taking my glass tupperware home. Actually, no one come to my house. But if you do, you're not taking my glass Tupperware home. If you want to take home leftovers, then you will be taking it home in a Ziploc bag. I went to the airport two weeks.

I don't even know what day it is, like a week and a half ago. And Seamata made rice and beans and chicken, and she put it in my glass Tupperware and sent me to the airport with it because I was going to eat at the airport. Girl, I'll have you know that I washed that shit at Sterling's house, put it right in her dishwasher, and flew back home with my Tupperware because I don't play about my Tupperware. Okay? It was washed, ready to go. I'm bringing it.

I'm bringing it home. Like, I don't play about my Tupperware. No, it's expensive and you want the whole set because you're going to look for a size and your sister's going to fucking have it. Yep. You need to go home with a Ziploc bag just like you said. So I buy like the Tuppware sets that have the silicone lid things on the top. Speaking of, I'm due for a replacement because all of the silicone ones have broken at this point. Well, those are the ones that I buy and they have like the different color lids.

But to your point, they all come in a set. So it's like if you think that you're taking one of my pieces of my set anywhere, you're not if you want to take leftovers home then just get a zip lock bag i don't care i'm not going to be stingy about a zip lock bag but don't fuck up my top wear have you ever seen like at a function people buy or they use like the compartmental what it like the no it's like um like the styrofoam to go to containers and that like at like maybe like a family reunion or something like that that's what they're using so that way if someone wants to take leftovers at the end, it's already in a like a to-go situation and you're not using reusable stuff.

That's also an alternative. That's an alternative. But also I have heard people on Thanksgiving, one of my girlfriends told me that her grandmother cooks like every Thanksgiving and she sends out a message and everybody brings your own Tupperware. Makes sense to me. For Leffielders. Yeah.

Makes sense to me. So I think. That's a great solution. And now with the holidays coming up, now you know, bring your own fucking Tupperware, bring your own styrofoam container. not taking our type of wear. And that's the end. Okay, the last one before foul play. My roommate lights my $30 anthropology candle every single night like it's a Walmart three-wick. I confronted her and she said candles are meant to be enjoyed. Judge Judy wouldn't stand for

this. So I'm bringing it here. And absolutely you should fucking bring it here because if anybody is lighting my three-wit candle, I don't care where it comes from unless it's me and I'm enjoying the smell. Don't. No, if we're roommates. This is not room. Yes, she just said that. I understand, but did her roommate buy the $30 anthropology candle, or did she? They don't have it in a communal space. No, I'm disagreeing. I am disagreeing with that.

If we share a kitchen, just because the shit that's in the kitchen doesn't mean that it fucking belongs to you. Are you all going to say anything? No, because they're in agreement with me. They're not in agreement. They're not. No, Kiel, that's like saying, okay, in the kitchen. Like I. What about the bitch's Tupperware?

What if it was her roommate's Tupper and that other one took the Tupper somewhere else? Would you be pissed off? A candle is just not the same. You've got, you can't. Are we using our own toothpaste in the bathroom too? Why would we be sharing toothpaste?

I never, I've never had a roommate so I don't know. You mean with roommates? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but like, because this person and we made a list of like what did we need and we split the list. So like I bought the pots and pants for everybody to use. But then when they fucked them up and didn't clean them,

I bought new pots and pants and no one was allowed to touch them. But like a candle to me, like. Because I feel like if you've never had a roommate, it's like you're both paying the same amount to be in the same place. You have your individual space, but then you have your communal space. And maybe she does have a $30 anthropology candle. And the $30 one needs to go in her room. Well, maybe she has one in her room. But maybe she also is like, well,

when I'm cooking my dinner or I'm having my glass of wine, I want to light my $30 anthropology candle. Then go pull it out from your room. You don't need to leave it in a communal space if you're only going to light it when you're using it. But if you leave a $30 anthropology candle in a communal space all the time, I'm going to think that it's fair game for me to light it. If you do not want the roommate to use it, keep it in your room until you're going to

bring it out to intentionally use it. it is my thought. Well, then you must be a better shareer than me because I, no, I would not want anybody to light. I don't care if it's capri blue. I don't care if it's anthropology. I don't care if it's a volcano candle. I don't care if it's bath and body works. If it's my candle, I don't want you using it. And that's why Lindsay doesn't do roommates. Period. And on that note, we have foul play. Please keep me anonymous. But when my husband and I were dating, we were in the shower together at his mom's house. She wasn't home, thank God. Obviously, getting down and dirty. He was two fingers in and I had to fart. I thought it was going to be a small

like, but indeed it was not a small. I shit on this man's hand. I was mortified, but it didn't bother him too much because we have been married for almost nine years. He still randomly brings up the time I shit on him. Love the podcast and both of you. So I love you so much. Are we thinking that it was like one in the pink and one in the stink or like how did the fart happen? You know what I mean? That just sucks. Like, that was like, it's giving like kale on the leather couch and blaming my farts on the couch. You know what? Wait, what?

I told you this. Didn't I tell her this? Oh, did she do you? She's out of here. Wait, refresh my memory on the. I don't know what I ate that night, but I was on a leather couch and we were having sex. And it was just like fart after fart. And like, I don't know why that happened.

But like, it's giving that. Like, like. So did you just pretend like it was like the friction of the couch? Mm-hmm. Okay. And it sucks because you're like, what am I, like, what are I supposed to do? And it's so embarrassing. So, like, I get it.

You know what I mean? So you just, they kept going in and then you just kept farting. Wait, what? Because I didn't want to talk about it. But how did they think it was the couch and not think it was you farting? Leather couches can be noisy. Okay. So you just assumed they thought it was the leather couch.

I said that was the couch. Oh, okay. So that's why I'm asking you. And I would just like shift my body. So what did you say? Oh, sorry. And then after the first time when I was like that was the couch, I would just shift my body every time. So then it seemed like it was a rough time for me.

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