Coffee Convos with Kail Lowry and Lindsie Chrisley - Feet Finders, Toxic Trait Testimony & Confessions

Episode Date: September 25, 2025

CC438: This week, Kail and Lindsie hit up new segments like "I'll Die on This Hill" and "Toxic Trait Testimony" to give us some good laughs. Kail also explains her recent business venture into the wild world of "Feet Finder". Plus, get ready for some amusing Confessions and another segment called "Petty Court".Thank you to our sponsors!Boulevard: Visit joinBLVD.com to get 20% off your first year subscriptionCowboy Colostrum: Get 20% Off @CowboyColostrum with code Coffee at www.cowboycolostrum.com #CowboyColostrumPodRocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.com/COFFEECONVOSSKIMS: Check out our favorite bras and underwear at https://www.skims.com/coffee #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I hate gift giving and receiving. Receiving gifts is so weird. What do you say thank you? This is Coffee Convo's with Kale Lowry and Lindsay Crisley. I really want you to be in your feels, Kail. That does not interest me whatsoever. I feel very attacked by you. A spirited discussion about motherhood, friendship, family, and life in the public eye.

I'm just not with the fakery anymore. There's a fakery bakery around here. Here's Kail and Lindsay. Good morning and welcome back to another episode of Coffee Convo's podcast. Good morning, Kitty Cat. I'm happy to see you in person. Hello, Kitty Cat. I have a fun update on my life for you. Oh, wow. On this fine in-person recording.

Coming in hot. Last week, I joined feetfinders. You what? I joined feet finders to sell feetpicks. Have you sold any? Well, I have an update. I want to read you a message I got last night. This was my first feet finder request. How long have you been on there?

about four days. Okay. Good numbers. This one was interesting for me because I didn't know what to expect with feet finders and I did let one of my children's fathers know because I was like, in case you see rumors, it's true. And he was like, okay, as long as you're not like, thanks for the heads up kind of deal. This is the first request that I got.

And nobody in this room has heard this yet. I would like to get four minutes of your bare armpits, tickled, tortured, up close, nonstop. and to maybe use some oil to make them more ticklish. I really want to hear you laugh, hard eyes. But at the same time, of course, and with your hands tied above your head, so you can't put them down at all. I want no mercy so you get the most laughs. And for the last 30 seconds of the video, can you count down from 10 to zero slowly and

have the tickling intensify hard eyes? And if you could also add some words throughout the video saying it, saying like, it tickles so much, tickle me harder, things like that. and would you do it topless? If not, you can wear a bikini top or a strapless bra, hard eyes. What's the fee? So feed finder has quickly turned into armpit finder. I mean, I understand.

I'm going to get to that next, but I'm saying what's the fee that they're paying for this if you were to do it. Oh, the fee. I thought you said feet. I messaged him back and I said, let me get back to you because I, this one's a tough sell for me. It was a tough sell from the first sentence for me. I would like to get four minutes so specific, four minutes of your bare armpits. He's jacking off, like, writing that. I have a skin tag in my left armpit.

No, I don't want anyone to see that. I'm thinking of ways to fucking rip it off. Do I use a razor? Like, I don't want him to see my left armpit specifically. Okay, wait. How much is he paying you? I didn't. I said I would have to get back to him because this one.

Can you get back to him and ask him how much? Yeah, I could say like best offer. And then this morning I got another one that was he would like to buy my socks, my gym socks. Like he wants me to work out in the socks and then he would like to buy those. That's to put over his dick, Bollyterms off. That, I can get on board with that. I'll send him socks. I'll send him a mystery box every month.

A mystery box. You socks. I feel like if you're not on Feetfinder, what are you doing? I just feel like that's an area of life that I wouldn't want to dabble into, you know? feel like it's a slippery slope. You go from Feet Finder to OnlyFans fast. Yeah, with more feet picks. Like, you could put your same feet content on OnlyFans. I know, but like, what are people doing with the feet picks? I don't care. I don't care. I do not care. Do you want to see the person before they get?

No. I don't want to see them. But hopefully my feet are, I hope they make a shrine somewhere. Like, I hope that they are nice enough that they make it onto a shrine. Okay, well, I just, I don't know about this business venture. If anyone knows someone who wants feet content, please let me know. I am on FeetFinder as myself. Can I see like some samples of the feet picks that you're planning on using? Just for context for myself. Hold on.

Do you want to see the example of the tickle thing that he sent? Yeah. He said an example? Yes. Is this an example of someone else that he got to do this? this is an example that he got and I'm about to send it to you. I'm about to show you. The only thing I don't like about FeetFunder right now at this moment is

that they don't have their own app. So it's like you have to log on to the website. Yeah. Okay. So this is Hold on. Don't say you know her. How the fuck would I know this person? Are you looking at an arm? Why does she have on weights? He probably requested that. Oh, maybe that's just a strap to like hold her down.

Looks like she's in an office chair. Like that's very, who's tickling her though him well so when i messaged him back i said are you trying to tickle me in person or is it okay if i had someone that tickles me and he said i can use someone else to tickle me and just send the content oh sorry okay do you want to see it send it to your chat can you send me like some of the content just for like giggles yeah and apparently i've been giving it away for free all this time so you've sent people feet pick already no christin said that all my content is my feet. When Kale takes content, there is always, every upload, there are at least five shots of these toes, these clam diggers. Clam diggers. That's going to be my new username.

Wait. Kale Clam diggers. Kall Clam diggers by Kale. CDK. Can you imagine? It's every dump. Should we just both go on Feetfinder and just cancel the rest of our life? You could go to Pilates and then sell those socks for your Pilates membership fee. Plotties socks are expensive. They're like $30 a pair. Yeah, but you could sell them for more. I don't think anybody's paying more than $30 for a pair of socks. You would be mistaken.

Like, I'm waiting for him to get back, the other guy to get back to me about how much he wants my socks for. Did we respond? Yeah. What did you say? How much? I think I said, how much are you willing to spend? What's the budget? I think for dirty socks for me, like, we have to talk about shipping.

and then the cost of the socks itself, I'd say at least 50 bucks, minimum. 50 bucks? Are you sending Nike? Just go to Costco and buy like a... In bulk. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm saying for me to mail, for me to send you my dirty socks, I need a minimum of $50. That's cheap. That's cheap. Too cheap? What do you think? Like $1.25. Okay. Should we get a price card? We should do a menu. Let's do a menu. A foot menu. No, someone messaged me last night and said, do you have a menu. And I didn't know how to answer that because I didn't think of, I didn't think that far. And now I get why like people on only fans, they have managers for their only fans.

And if I had to guess, I don't know this for sure, for someone who runs multiple only fans' accounts, I would think that it's similar to like how Kayla and the team sends me what my content plan is. My guess is the person is essentially running the actual account for the person and then going and saying, this is all we need to get. and they use like a shoot day to get all the things. And then the manager is sending it out and responding as that person. That is my guess, my best guess. So you let me know once you get the business plan together and then I might copy said business plan. Okay. Love that.

Lindsay clam diggers. Cale clam diggers, Lindsay clam diggers. Kitty clam diggers. Oh. If we sell them together, coffee combos, clam diggers are like Lindsay kale. clam diggers. And we have a joint account. So every time we're together, we get the feet content together. Like one person, when I used to be on only fans, requested me to splash my feet in the pool. Oh, wait. I think you've sent me that video. Like, that's real. But I got it for free. Don't tell people that.

Okay. So we have a segment. It's called I'll die on this hill. When did we start this? I mean, I don't know right now. Okay. School pickup lines bring out the absolute worst in people. I don't do school pickup line anymore for that reason. Remember me telling you about people lining up like hours prior to school pickup? Yeah, I just said that. He said he likes to be in the first 10 cars or 20 cars, whatever. I mean, I get it. And if you have children that have anxiety and for whatever reason,

they've actually never been left anywhere in their entire life. But for whatever reason, they think if you're not within the first five cars of school pickup, that you forgot them. I don't know. Must be like a mental issue. But Jackson used to think that. Okay. I don't do school pickup because we do bus in the afternoon. So I've completely eliminated that and I'm so grateful for it.

I agree that school pickup lines do bring out the worst in people. People tend to forget how to merge. People tend to forget that children need to be in car seats. You have kids hanging out of the roof like out the side of the window. worried they're going to fall out. You're going to hit them. Like, it's just a stress that I don't want to deal with. So I'm in agreement with you. So for Lux and Creed school, it's under construction. So that means the pickup line is a little more chaotic. There's a park across the street that a lot of parents will park at and walk over and then walk their kid.

That's what I've been doing for the last year, I think. That's easier. Yeah, because getting in that line and then waiting your turn, like I, I, was I cut out like 40 minutes by walking over to the school now and then going back to my 40 minutes. Yeah. Like at drop off and at pickup in the afternoon. That's crazy. Okay. Grocery delivery is always wrong. Just go yourself. Remember that time that I ordered bananas and I got one banana? Do you remember that? I'll never forget. Because you have to click it so that it's like the pound. But who would do that?

And who would know that? The click list can be misleading because sometimes it's a picture of one banana and sometimes it's a bundle. So like if it's a bundle and then you click one. I thought they're called a bushel. Whatever. Bundle of bananas and bushel, let us know. If you, bushel. Is it a bushel of apples?

Oh. A bunch of bananas. A bunch. It's a bunch. A peck. Hold on. No, I think it's. You're right. I think it's a bunch. So sometimes it's a picture of a bunch of bananas. And then you click like the plus button and you think it's one, but it's one pound.

Got it. Okay. That makes sense. I will never go back to going to the store every time. There are times where I do choose to go to the store or I don't have a choice. But nine and a half times out of ten, I'm doing a click list and I don't care what's wrong. okay um this is where you and i are going to disagree you go to the store yes the idea of doing like a insta car or whatever that thing is where you like drive to it and then you park in the specific spot i'm never doing that because it's always wrong and here's the other thing i always forget something on my list but when i'm at the store i remember it so then i have to go back anyway Fair. If I had more time, I would do it. Also, I'm a cheap bitch. Like, I don't want to pay for delivery fees, for what? Like, I have legs. If I had less children, I would go to the store. Well, that's a lot of kids to go to the store. Yeah.

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that. I don't know what the price differences are between Walmart and Target. I have no idea. And they're on completely opposite sides of town for me. So I don't go to Target very often. When I do, I don't know what the are, could the same product be two different prices, like one price at Target and one price at Walmart? Yes. Why? Like specifically where I notice the biggest price differences with Target and Walmart are the cleaning supplies. Why is that?

Just people that go to Target are willing to pay more so they can. Yeah. And also like Walmart has like a monopoly. it's similar to Amazon where they try to make lower prices so that people will go there specifically and that's why they put out like mom and pop shops and stuff because like they're purposefully like Amazon for example will take a loss on books because they sell it so cheap in order to eventually become the monopoly on books. Interesting. I didn't know what the what that was about. I also think that Walmart has a larger selection like in a superstore

of groceries their groceries are significantly cheaper in my opinion um walmart fashion i feel like people sleep on that over target i will i will say that over the last few years walmart has done better where they weren't always this good like i used to think years ago that target had really really cute stuff now when i go into target number one i hate how their stuff is organized because it just feels in an organized way that I wouldn't organize it. But also, I only ever occasionally find something. Like when I told you that they did that champion collab or whatever. Okay, I bought a sweatshirt.

But I haven't bought clothes from Target and probably since 20, 23. Just because it's just not as good as. Yeah, it's just not as good. And I feel like Walmart has really upped their game. I think when they started doing stuff with influencers, I think that they really upped their game in the fashion world. I think that's fair. I saw one of my girlfriends wore like a cute camo set from Walmart.

And I was like, oh, where did you get that? And she was like Walmart. And it was like a three-piece set. Yeah. It was cute. I mean, I would agree with you. I would agree with that. Okay.

Kay as a text reply is a form of abuse. I will die on that hill. See, that doesn't bother me. Oh, that absolutely chaps my fucking ass. Like, at the point that you're only saying, Kay, maybe don't respond at all. But, like, if you're, like, sending a text to acknowledge that, like, hey, can you go to the store to pick up chicken breast? And why can't you just part it or thumbs up it? I think Kay is the same as, like, thumbs up. Like, to me, it's passive aggressive if you thumbs up a text. Like, to me, that feels so passive. I dated someone one time that told me to never send them a thumbs up. And every single time I was mad at them from that point forward, thumbs up.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I hate it. Like, the K just seems like, okay, I'm not worth enough of your time to put the O in front of it, you know? Does that make sense? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I get that. It's just passive. It also depends on the conversation, I feel. Well, where would you use K?

On my way. K. Okay. Or, like, if I pick my kids up in the Jeep or I pick my kids up. I'll tell Lincoln, I'm in the Jeep, K. Okay. I mean. I mean, the Denali. Okay. See, I'm definitely like a harder of a text, right? So like if I get a text and I'm acknowledging it, I heart it.

That's my preferred. Yeah. Okay. If he's still games with a headset on at 30, he's not the one. No. I'm going to die on the hill that. he's not the one if he's gaming i mean why didn't he playing with puss why is you playing with a game like i don't you know what i mean um yeah like you know it's a little cringe it's like it's it's cringe PlayStation or me because it ain't both but like what if it's like the middle of a sunday and y'all are not doing anything is it still cringe for him to wear a headset yeah why the fucks do wear a headset i agree okay moving on

Bravo Housewives fights are better than NFL games. I've never seen one. I do not watch Housewives. I never. I mean, yes, have I seen it on Bravo just like scrolling? Yes. Have I ever been invested in any season of any city of Housewives? Never.

Not really something that I'm interested in. Doesn't really feel like real life to me. It feels very overproduced. feels very chasy of needing a next season vibes. I could see that. I've never, I don't know. I have no idea with that. And I love football, so I'm going to say no.

Chick-fil-A fries are mid. It's the sauce that makes them good. I'm going to die on the hill that Chick-fil-A fries are the best fast food fries. Hell no. Hell fucking no. Because you're a liar. Literally no. The sauce doesn't even make it.

Like, I'm not in no world, and maybe I used to be like a hyper-fixated chick-fil-A girly. I haven't been that way for years, at least, at least one to two years at this point. I'm not a chick-fil-a-guerly. I do not prefer their fries. I don't prefer. Actually, I think because they gave me diarrhea one time, and I never went back. Do you dip fast food fries in salt? Yes.

What kind of sauce? So if it's McDonald's barbecue or sweet and sour. If it's Wendy's, ranch, or barbecue. Okay. And those are the two. Is that the only two that you go to? Those are the only two. I'm a McDonald's girlie through and through.

I know. You've always loved a good McEadies. I think Chick-fil-A-Fries are the best fries, period. And I do not dip. I just eat fries plain. Okay, Creed. Ketch-up. I don't put, like, no sauce.

Jackson is, like, three packs of Chick-fil-A sauce, Steve. Love. need the sauce. If I'm going to eat any type of chicken nugget, French fry, we need the sauce. I feel like people are either sauce people or like no sauce. Creed eats no sauce on his fast food. That's what I do too. So weird. Like I might just stroll through Chick-fil-A one day and be like, oh, I'm feeling a kid's meal. Kids meal, no sauce. Don't put it on nuggets. Don't put it on fries. You should never let someone merge if they skipped the whole line. I'm letting somebody merge at all times because I've been the

asshole that will pretend like have you ever like seen a long line trying to go somewhere and you're kind of like I just don't want to do that today. So you pretend like you're lost. So you like slow down a little bit. You're in your pot live at Lindsay. No one is looking to notice that you're lost. Yeah. I've done it to like police before too. Like if you're kind of like speeding and you try to look confused. Like you've never done this. So what do you do? Just keep speeding? Like you've never seen, okay, I'm just thinking on my way to Plotties. There are cops that sit like on this one road. They sit in the same place every fucking day. I don't know why I act like it's brand new. I'll just be zooming by my little Alexis and I see him out of the corner of my eye. And I'll be like, oh shit, I need to pretend like I'm like looking for something or I'll put on my blinker and like slow down like I'm trying to like find my next stop. Do you know what I mean? No. Because Delaware on the that's two fucking lanes. There's nowhere for me to go. I'm getting pulled over. I have 27 points on my license. Oh my God. There is no pretending. Okay. Well, I'm going to let somebody emerge because

there have been times in Atlanta traffic where I'm just like I am absolutely not sitting 30 cars deep to make that turn. So I'm going to go up like over halfway. And then I'm going to pretend like nobody lets me over with my blinker on. So I'm going to go up like a little bit more all the way until I get to the front and then I'm just like, huh. Have you ever just like driven on the shoulder and then cut off? Absolutely not. You've done that?

Yeah. You drove on the shoulder. You just drive on the shoulder. Because why are you guys being assholes? Now I have to go around you. Oh my God. So just go on the shoulder. Cut.

With your kids in? No. Why would I ever do it with my kids in the car? You're just riding dirty without your kids on the shoulder. I love that. That's why that one just graduated from the general. I am now, I'm paying $20 less. I was with the general for my car insurance.

I am now with Progressive. And thank God, because this episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance. I, when you got, we were talking shit about you because you told on yourself about the general. So Kristen told me after you graduated from the general to progressive, she was like, like, I was like, hey, what are you doing? And she was like, oh, blah, blah, blah. By the way, Kail's not with the general anymore. She got progressive. And I'm like, oh, wow. When I tell people that I, like, back when I had, I just brand new that I switched. So for the last like couple years when I, when insurance has ever come up and it comes up more often than people think,

and I say I'm with the general, like no one believes me. I didn't believe you because I thought the general was for frogs. Like, have you ever seen a general commercial? Do you want to know how much I was paying? Yeah. I want to know everything. At one point at your most expensive, 1500 and something.

You were paying $1,500 a month for the general? Mm-hmm. Was it good insurance or like? It was the only one you would take her. But now, but then towards the end, so I was with them a long time. I was with the general for years. So it went from $1,500. a month. And then when I left the general, it was somewhere around 590 per month. And now I'm

with progressive. So it's like 570. I love that you're saving the $20 because it really means a lot. I could buy Laboooooo twice a year. I love that. Can you walk us back a little bit? As if it's a serious interview. Walk us back through. I'm just wondering how you got down the slippery slope and ended it in general. Okay. To me fair, no, it wasn't. Let me tell. Like, this is a true story. And Kristen can back me up when I say this. I got rearrended by somebody back in 2021, 2021. I got rearrended by someone. And in Delaware, you just have to have like the state minimum of insurance, but like it doesn't even necessarily have to cover the full accident. So I get rearrended. I get no money from that person's insurance to fix my insurance. To fix my. vehicle. I have to come out of pocket for all the things that happened. I had a rental for a month. Nothing was covered. And then State Farm dropped me. Because of that? I was rearrended. Yes, they did. They refused to renew you. Oh, okay. Sorry. I misspoke. They refused to renew me

right after I got rearrent. And I want to say, if I remember correctly, it was around this time of year. I think so. And the kids were with me when I got rearended. And when you get rearended, it's not your fault. Like, I literally got re-rended. So I've been with the general for a long time and State Farm refused to renew me. Not, they didn't drop me. They refused to renew me after that. I have State Farm and have for many, many years. Listen up. If you or someone you know is in the self-care industry for business, you know that it's not just about treating your clients. It's also about keeping them coming back and giving them the experience that they deserve. This is where

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What? What do you mean? You haven't been on Instagram in seven weeks? Like, I haven't posted anything on Instagram in seven weeks. it's like I'm not there. So who's posting for you? Nobody. Nothing's been posted.

Like even on stories? Correct. So you're not getting paid on Instagram? No. Why? Well, we will be talking about that at a later date. Okay. Next segment, toxic trait testimony.

We're going to say if this is toxic or not. Whenever I buy snacks for my kids, I hide them and eat them myself after they go. to bed. I tell them the store was out of them. Toxic or normal? That is toxic. I've never done that, but I could understand. I get it because I do feel like if this person is a mom, I feel like any time that I get something, and it was more when Jackson was probably around the ages of like three to five, if you have it, they want it. Yeah. Right? Yes. So I do understand it to some degree, but it's like, why are we buying snacks for kids and then eating them and not sharing?

Just say they're for you then. Yeah. Yeah, just say there for you. Okay, do you have specific snacks in your house that you don't want your kids to eat? No. That are yours. No. I don't either.

I have snacks that I like that my kids don't like. So just by nature, they're mine. But, like, my kids can have that. Like, Elliot might be the only one that would eat. It's like the little sergeant. You know, it's like either almonds and cheese and cranberries or it's like cashews, cheese and like cramp, maybe cranberry. I don't know. It's like those little snack trays or like a little mini, like an adult luncheable type deal. Elliot and I are the only ones that eat those. But like if Lincoln wanted one, he can have like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm not like selfish like that. I'll just be like, yeah, you can have it even if it's the last one. And you only have one so it might not make super sense to you. But like. If you had multiple kids, could you understand, like, your kids hiding a certain snack in their room so that their siblings don't get it? My kids don't do that. They never have. But if they did,

I could understand because there's so many of them. I don't know. Because is it a snack that all of them would eat? Because then why is only one of them getting it? Because now we're playing who got to it first or who asked for it. Like, is it a, I mean, is it a regular household staple that you would have for all your kids and one kid tiding it? Like, I'm trying to think of an example. So, Elliot loves salad kits. Like, he loves a good mix it up. It comes all together, whatever. None of the other kids eat those. Lincoln is a Chobani yogurt connoisseur. Jackson loves chabony yogurt, yes. So, like, Lincoln loves that, but, like, Lux and Creed don't eat that. So, like, I guess I sort of, I think what I'm trying to say is that I'm lucky that either, like, mini muffins,

all my kids eat those. Elliot down to. the twins. But then there are certain things that I buy that I know only certain kids eat and it just is fine. Okay, but would you be upset if you saw that one of your kids took all the fucking mini muffins to their room and nobody else had any? Yeah, probably. But I think also this could apply to people who have a set vacation, a set grocery day. I'll just shop whenever the shit's out. So like if one kid eats all the mini muffins, I'll go to the store the next day and go buy more mini muffins do you know what I mean so like that has never affected us knock on wood and thankful for that are your kids like the little bites eaters is that what you're talking about

yeah blueberry no chocolate chip chocolate chip but Lux likes the brownie ones Jackson likes the chocolate chip and the brownie ones but I think he's growing out of it um I bought a big pack at Sam's I hate when I fucking do that I buy like a big pack of something that I know he loves and then all of a sudden he doesn't want them anymore sounds like me me. Like, I'll just buy, oh, I'm going to eat all these yogurts, eat none of them. That's on the ADHD hyperfixation on food. So maybe Jackson has it as well. Mm-hmm. Oh, he definitely has it. If someone annoys me, I type out a whole response in my notes app, screenshot it, and send it to my best friend instead of the person.

Toxic or healthy venting. I think that's healthy. I think it's toxic. Because why are we, as adults, why are we sending? a response to somebody to another adult instead of just addressing the other adult head on? Not everything needs a reaction. Not everything needs a response. And maybe you just want to get this out. But like, it doesn't, it's not enough for me to say something just yet. Or maybe it's been addressed several times. I'm not going to repeat myself. Maybe it's, am I nitpicking? Can you look at this response and see if I'm nitpicking? Can you see if I'm overreacting? Is there anything I'm missing? I'm just personally saying that if I am texting with someone, and we all know I'm not a great textor, I'm not a great communicator in general, if I am on a text basis with someone, that means that I am probably good friends with that person.

Why would I then type a response that would be intended to send to that person, put it in my notes app, take a screenshot and then involve another person. To me, that's petty. I could understand in a situation if we're talking business or if we're talking like, I don't really know how to approach this because, you know, we can use us as an example. Like, that's my business partner and my friend. Like, how do I approach? I'm still probably not going to ask anybody. I have sent messages to Kristen before sending them. to make sure they're not emotionally charged. Like, is this coming from a place of logic or is this coming from a place of I'm heated and now I want to do hit below the belt?

And she's flat out told me, like, for specific scenarios, like, I'm not emotionally, she's not emotionally invested in it. So it's reading to her as really emotionally charged. And in order to remove that aspect, I need her because she's not emotionally invested in whatever the situation is. I will tell you, I have before opened a text message that somebody has sent me and wanted to sit and I will say this is like from a relational standpoint as far as a significant other. Get a text message and number one, I might not just be ready to respond, but number two, I want to make sure that the message is not from an emotional place. So I will type it in my notes app and let it sit there and then maybe sleep on it, go back to it, edit it, remove the emotionally charged parts and then send it. But I'm not sending it to somebody else. No, I agree. And I'm not saying always send it to someone else. But I've definitely put responses in like a notes app just to. And I haven't always been that way. Sometimes I'll just fly off the handle used to. So usually I'm not like that anymore. okay i turn the ac down super low at night because i sleep better cold whoever wrote the same but i blame

it on the kids touching the thermostat so my husband doesn't know it's me toxic or genius honestly genius toxic toxic genius no what you can't blame the kids like you can't you can't blame because then they're going to get yelled at well there's multiple of them so my kids don't even know that a thermostat exists okay well like if i did it to jackson because there's only one, it's like it's obviously Jackson. But if this was your situation and you have seven kids, you could logically be like, oh, it was probably just one of the kids. You're never going to find out.

And that person that is your husband or your partner is probably going to be like, I'm not fucking trying to weed through that many kids to figure out who did it. So to me, this is like a genius move. Okay. Do you feel like you sleep better cold at night? Yeah, I do sleep better cold. And I don't know. lately I've been colder than like normal like even now like I'm in a ball because I'm freezing I don't

have a blankie um I've been cold lately but sleeping better is always cold okay being cold is oh is sleeping better whatever I like to have a like comfy blanket on top of my quilt oh I do the opposite I put barefoot dreams under my comforter okay so that I do like yeah so yeah you really or a blankie girl. Yes. Yeah. Okay, got it. When I'm mad at my partner, I don't start fights.

I just stop doing small things, like washing his favorite hoodie or re-stocking his snacks until he notices toxic or strategic. I do feel like it's, I do feel like at the core of this, it's toxic, but it's stuff that I do. I did it this week. It's strategy. It's like, I'm not approaching you to let you know that I am upset. for what actions that you did that caused me to be in this mental space or emotional space. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to stop doing anything that I normally would do,

like good morning text. No, not happening. I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? I said how I felt didn't feel acknowledged. Now I stopped doing everything that you are used to me doing. But I said how I felt before I stopped. I feel like at the core, all of those actions are toxic because it's almost like a punishment, right?

It's like, okay, I am punishing you for X, Y, and Z. I feel like it's a natural consequence. I mean, I would agree. But a person who is, let's say that it was on the flip and you had done something and then that person stopped doing the things for you, would you feel like it was punishment or a natural consequence? Probably in the moment I would feel like it's punishment. And then if we talked about it, I would be like, okay, like now I understand the point that you were trying to make.

Like, this is where I needed to appreciate you more or like just reciprocate your kind gesture. Because like it's the little things, I think, throughout the days. People don't realize that. The little things add up to be the biggest, most impactful things. Like when Elijah and I were together, he would put my towel. and washcloth out. Like, if he showered without me, he'd put my towel and washcloth out when he showers. So that when I went in there, it was already out. It's so small, but he did that.

And I knew, like, if he didn't do that one day, that it was not good or, like, bring my coffee in the morning. You know what I mean? So, yeah, small things. I love that. Lindsay was just sharing with me how she's doing on her clean journey. We all know how that can be, right? So you're eating clean, you're taking your supplements, doing everything right, but your gut still feels off. Your energy might be low. Your skin is just not glowing and you're trying to figure out what is missing. This is where cowboy colostrum comes in. Cowboy colostrum takes a primal, whole body approach to wellness, natural, clean, and built

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However, I choose to collect that interest until you pay me back. Is there like a middle ground where it's like, this is petty, but I don't think it's toxic? Or are they one and the same? I think it's kind of like one and the same. Because once you're in a, once you're in the area of petty, it's like skew them more towards toxic, you know? Okay. Because I don't know. I feel like, I do feel like that is a little justified because it's like, okay, you have something of mine. Now I'm holding something of yours. I will say if you're in a situation to be loaning people money, I always say never loan people money if you want it back because chances are if they're in a situation to need to borrow it

in the first place, they're not going to be in a position to pay it back to you. I agree. Okay. When my friend offers to pay in the drive-thru, I always order extra so they cover it. Toxic or opportunistic. Both. I think it's both. It is absolutely both.

Because you know what? I learned growing up and you're going to be like, well, I didn't learn that. Counting me out before I'm counted in. I always was told never, if you know somebody else is paying for something, never order the most expensive thing on the menu and don't order something that you could not currently pay for yourself. Growing up, because my mom left me with other people so often, when they asked me what I wanted from somewhere, I would say nothing. I don't want anything. I'm not hungry. And my stomach could be touching my back, but I was saying nothing. So I was never going to order extra because someone else was paying.

But do you have anybody that you feel like, and don't say a name, anybody that is currently around you or has been around you that you would maybe go out to eat with and you're like, oh, I've got the bill. And they would just order the most expensive thing because they know you're going to pay. I'm not saying that that's never happened. If it has happened, nobody has said anything to me. Like, they're not, oh, I'm going to get the lobster. Like, that's, I'm sure they've done it. They just haven't said it. Like, I've not enough for me to notice that they purposefully did that. Does that make sense? Like, I'm sure it's happened. Oh, Kales got it. So I'm going to order whatever I want. You know what I mean? Yeah. So. I just hate that. I think you're 100% correct. I think it's toxic and opportunistic. Okay. We have confessions. Okay, the first one. I purposely put fake appointments on our shared family calendar so my husband won't schedule golf on my days off. Ooh. Here's the thing. Golf, as much of a cool sport as I feel like it is, I feel like, number one, golf is a lifetime sport. So men justify for, From the time they are young lads until the time that they're about to die, why they need to go out and play seven hours of golf with their guy friends. It makes me upset that certain people have to lie.

I don't think lie is the right. Like go through that with their partner. if you can't have these productive conversations with your partner about stuff like that, like this is my day off. Please don't schedule golf and my day off. And he cannot find another time to schedule golf. I feel like, yes, it's sort of funny, but like it's really not funny. Like it almost reminds me of the like that conversation that we had about like sexual acts for, what was it?

It was like sexual doing. like offering and I don't care how like people were very upset by what I said I don't think it's funny but I also have a background of sexual assault happening to me so like I for me it's not funny I don't I will never think it's funny and nobody can justify it to me like I'm not watching the kids I'm not going to have you watch the kids because I gave you a blowjob like that's not it's giving that if you cannot talk to your partner about that like this is my only day off or these are my two days off you can schedule golf on one of my days off but please don't it on both. Like, if you can't have those conversations, I think there's a bigger problem that

is not being addressed. Well, at the root of this, number one, it's dishonest. There is a lack of communication because this is to avoid communication regarding him wanting to play golf and her having her day off. Like, there should be a way to do both. There should be a way to do both. and I think that that's where relationships really start getting fucked up. Like, me even thinking about putting a fake appointment on a shared family calendar, where am I going? Then you have to think about, well, what if he didn't schedule golf and you have these fake appointments on the calendar? Now you have to lie about where you're going.

Like about where you're going or lie that you canceled it. I don't know. I just feel like that's weird. I don't like it. Two. I still have my ex. his location on my phone from when we dated. He doesn't know. I check it when I'm bored and anonymously tell whoever he is currently dating. Number one, why are we talking to who he's

currently dating? Yeah, well, that was my first, like, number one. Is it funny that you still have your ex's location? Yes, but why are you reaching out to where, to who he's dating now? Like, that is a little too far. Okay, I will tell you, I had an ex's location on my phone for like two years after we broke up that doesn't i think that's funny it's like you're not doing anything with it and well i was i was just making sure we weren't gonna oh like not run into it yeah like we would go to some of the same places so i was like oh well this is like a good way not to run in to someone like so ladies um check your location make sure that you're not sharing it with your ex but men leave yours on yes okay i tell my in-laws i can't bring the kids over because

because they're sick, I really don't want to deal with them and order DoorDash in peace. What? Okay. Okay. She said, okay. I just feel like the root of all of these problems are just lies, you know? What do you think is like the most deceitful, like, lie that you've told in a relationship, like similar to these? I mean, I wouldn't, I've never done this.

Me neither. I'm just like will you're not golfing and he'll be like why because I don't want you to but you know what reminds me of that Morgan Wallen song um think thought you should know and he's like met a new girl she lets me fish whenever I want to yeah what do you mean like why can't you fish whenever you want to like mostly whenever you want like within reason like I don't understand like why do we have to lie and like say you can't like if it's within reason what are we lying about I feel like the golf thing. Excessive.

You would understand if you were with somebody who was a golfer. But when I tell you, will golf so much and not my husband anymore, thank God. But he golfs every day on the weekends, every other weekend, like when he doesn't have Jackson, which I'm appreciative of because he takes care of like the things that he wants to do when he doesn't have him so that he can give. individual time when he does. But also he hits the links like just a couple days a week. He's just out there golfing. And if I was married to that man, that would just not work for me. Like the fuck you think you're doing. I don't, it's hard for me to say because like when I was with Elijah for I guess almost three and a half years, I shit you not. I have no idea what that man did. I have to this day, I don't know what he did on a day to day basis. He could have been golfing

18 holes or whatever you guys call it. He could have been fucking fiddle fucking around on the motor side. I have no idea what he was doing. I just feel like golf and people who are listening to this, you will understand if you have a significant other that is hyper fixated on golf. And you want to have family time or you just want your partner like separate from whatever the fuck shit that they do on the links, I feel like that's okay. You know what I think it is, like specifically about, like, I'll say golfing.

It's such a long game, and that's the problem. But I think it's the problem with women and golfing is it's the women that have small children that are having the struggles with it. It's not people with older kids like Jackson, Lincoln, Elliott. Like, we're not going to complain. It's the one. It's the time when we have. small children and we're already burnt out and the women and the men are both working.

It's those types. It's like you have to schedule out your golf and it can't be every week because it's such a long game and like I want you to do something you love. But right now we have toddlers. You cannot go golfing for eight hours a day. Yeah. Like what does this look like? Like I'm burnout too.

Do I get a full day? Like at that point it's a conversation of, okay, if we're looking at a 30 day month and we have toddlers and there's only two days. off a week, we got to figure this out where we're getting family time and you're getting your needs met and you're having time by yourself. But like, it's hard when they're small children. And I think that's what. Because now it wouldn't bother me. Like, Jackson's almost 13 years old. So he's either with him golfing or I can take him to watch football or I can take him to go fish or whatever. Even if you went to lunch with the girls, you could take him.

Correct. So, like, it's not as big of a situation. Do we have a problem with men thinking that women going to the grocery store is a break because I had this conversation with a stay-at-home mom the other day that her husband stayed home with the kids for her to go to the grocery store. And immediately when she came back in the door, her kids, little kids were all grabbing for her. She's trying to carry in groceries or whatever. And she's like, can you please either help with the groceries or help with the kids? And he's like, you were just gone for two hours. You just had a break. Yep. That was me in my marriage. It was like I could not get out of the house fast enough when I was breastfeeding Lincoln to go to the grocery store. Like that was and I would be lying. But I don't think that's normal. It was he was texting me the whole time I'm in the store. When are you coming back? When are you coming back? When are you coming back? But it was a break. And it's like as soon as I get the cream cheese motherfucker, shut up. I need the lactose milk. Yeah. Like come on. I just, I don't think that that's a break. With prices going up on just about everything lately, dealing with money can definitely be stressful, trying to manage subscriptions, track spending, and cut costs can feel very, very overwhelming

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normal fucking human being despite the fact like I understand. I'm a mom. But like I want to be put together. But if you didn't do those things, now it's you never put time into how you look. yes but when you do it solely to be presentable yes then it's a break and they don't mind when they're looking at you and you have that stuff done but they don't want to sit through you getting it done correct sounds about right okay the next one is when someone takes my parking spot at target I go inside and move things in their cart when they're not looking first of all how did you stalk somebody enough to know who they're like who their car was like that's excessive I do not give a fuck.

Have you ever gone into a store, though, and been like in the same section with somebody and put something in a cart because you thought it was yours and then you start like wheeling it down the thing and you're like, oh, fuck, that's somebody else's cart? No. Because I've done that a lot of times in my life. But I did go to a restaurant with my sister last week and I was like talking to somebody and I like touched their chest thinking it was somebody else. And I start talking and then I look over and it wasn't the person I thought it. was and that was really embarrassing you just touched a random stranger yeah i was like touching his chest i was like oh my god look look look look look and i'm like pounding this like restaurant manager's chest

i am so sorry yeah so that's happened to me last week i love that for you yeah oh i kind of feel like this is somebody that said this uh about something that happened to me my neighbor reported me for not bringing in my trash cam fast enough christie fucking wrote this and it's about me. I'm right this. Did you write about her? No. Okay. It says my neighbor reported me

for not bringing my trash can fast enough. Now I'm right next to their driveway every week so they have to see it. Okay. You said, okay. No, my HOA will send you a letter so quick, honey. Like, if your trash can is out there

longer than 12 hours, you're getting reported. And they are sending you a picture of where you had it and why it in. Because you cannot take vacations in my neighborhood. You cannot go on work trips. You cannot be a mom. To be fair, when you live in that caliber of a neighborhood and you're paying those prices for those homes, I would feel some type of way if my neighbor's house looked like shit. Because I'm not paying to live here for your neighbor for my neighbor to look like shit. Like I'm just no. I get that. But I'm saying, okay, for example, we had fish three times this past week.

That's a lot. Be careful. Be careful of your mercury intake. I think I'm fine. I know somebody who ate tuna for like two years and like every meal for two years and they didn't get mercury poisoning. So I think I'm good. I ate or we ate fish three times last week. My trash runs on Tuesday morning. I came here on Sunday. I don't have anybody else to take care of my garbage cans. So shouldn't I, I'm paying for the service for every week. So shouldn't I have been allowed within my own right on my lawn where I have to put my trash? Shouldn't I've been allowed to wheel it down there on Sunday before I left and then get it back into my garage on Thursday? I'm not doing that every week, but like I'm traveling. So now there's rank fish sitting in my fucking garage for two weeks because I can't put my thing out there or they'll find me. I don't I've never lived in a neighborhood with an HOA so no tell me if it's fucking fair I was about to ask is if there's a middle of the road here is do you know who is in charge of the HOA could you email them and say I'm going out of time I'm sorry I'm not okay if you think that I'm emailing them my itinerary for where I'm going for work well I was just saying like maybe in a neighborhood like that like is there like a collective like group chat or like an email chain that you can't

could say, is anyone willing to do this or, hey, I'm going out of town. Please don't find me. I mean, there is a community Facebook, but we have discussed and now you're making me feel like it's my problem. I don't want to be on the community Facebook. I don't like texting people. I don't like talking to people. I don't want to be on a community Facebook here and all the drama about people. You can use an assistant. No, I don't want anybody to have to be on it. I don't want anybody to have to be subjected to it. I just want to be a single mom living in my fucking house that I pay for and I want to be able to take my trash can down there on Sunday because I'm going on a work trip and pick it up and bring it back up on fucking Thursday. I understand. Okay? Because I don't

have extra hands. And here's the other thing. If you've got a fucking problem with my trash cans, then why don't you wheel it up there? Well, that's what you're getting fined for, their time. No. Nobody's, no. It stays down there. Oh, so they're finding you and then it stays? Yes. And I'm like, whoever turned me in to the HOA. But the HOA is run by people that live there. Yeah. Actually, a management company.

I'm shocked that if it is a management company and there's an HOA and there's fees, that you cannot ask them to do it for you while you're in the work trip. Because that is what an, because where is the HOA money going then? Back to the community for them to continue to ride around to continue to tell on me. If you're paying a monthly HOA fee, it should include. when you're on vacation, bringing your trash cans up. That's in my, that's my opinion. That is my opinion. How about for the person who turned me in, which I now know who you are. When are HOA elections coming up? I will, are you suggesting for me to run? Yeah. I will never be on an HOA board in my entire fucking life. But you'll be more flexible and people will love you.

No, because the flexibility of me being on there would be an inconvenience for me having to deal with other people shit. I don't even want to deal with my own. I just think that if you are having this problem other people are having this problem no the other people are the problem because they're the ones who turned me in and i know who did it oh charge them find them and also the people who did it have asked me for every fucking person that i use in my house my lawn care who do you use give them that who's your housekeeper give them that they clean their house i'm like and then you turn me in for my trash cans because I was out of fucking town.

That's really, really upsetting. This is very personal. This is really upsetting. This is so upsetting. No, I get it. When my husband makes me mad, I wash his clothes, but forget dad detergent so they come out smelling worse than four. No, see, I couldn't do this for multiple purposes. Number one, I don't want that kind of stank shit in my drawers.

Like, I just... Stank shit. I can't. She doesn't put detergent. in her? Yeah. Okay. Do we think it's weird?

Like, I, that is, like, you're psychotic. Yeah. Like, it's giving malicious. Yeah. Yeah. Like, maybe because I've gotten softer over the years, like, when you love someone, like, so much, like, even when you're so mad, like, you're not going to wash their clothes with no detergent.

Like, at the point that you're doing that, just don't wash them at all. Like, literally don't wash them at all. Like, you're doing it. yourself a disservice because he don't know he doesn't know what the fuck he doesn't understand what's going on he doesn't understand like just don't wash them i'm like how hard is it just throw like a tied pot in like i'm just no she's trying to like she's taking it like can't we figure out another malicious way literally maliciously don't wash it yeah like you're doing more not malicious intent i'm don't get at me i kill's like i don't wash clothes at all so i really

I don't care. Couldn't tell you the last time I did that. I didn't tell you. All right, we have a segment that you're unaware of. It's called Petty Court Submissions. The first person says, my husband will drink the last of the ice coffee, put the empty ice tray back in the freezer and then act confused when I call him out. He says he didn't want to fill it because I thought you were about to use it. Please judge this man. Okay. Please judge this man. What is wrong with y'all? Like, the fact that I'm scrolling on my 4U page and I'm constantly being told that I'm the problem and y'all write shit like this, every fucking thing in here to me is absolutely insane. It's a lot of time and courtesy though. No, like that, no, truly, I'm judging him. That's so fucked up. He is the problem.

Like, what do you mean? You were about to use it, but it's empty. So you put an empty ice tray container back in there because you thought your wife was about to use it, but it's fucking empty. so what is she using? An empty. Now I'm stressed. Like what the fuck are you talking about? You know, a lot of things that have been going on in this episode collectively from start to almost finish is just a lack of common courtesy.

Like, I can't imagine being married to a person and not wanting to give that person like more courtesy than anybody else in this world. But I'm just trying to think like an. All my relationships, maybe I was the problem, but I didn't do shit like this. It's malicious intent. No, true. Like, I could never think of, like, one time in my life that I would put an empty ice tray back in the freezer and then act confused when being called out. Like, yeah, I know I did that if I did it.

Like, why are we acting confused? It's kind of like me with the cops, you know? Like speeding. Oh, right. You know, it's like acting confused. Right, right. It's like weaponized incompetence, sort of. I'm trying to think.

you think of any times that I've done something like this like I'm a little weird but not like that I can think of the one time remember you had gone through something and we were thinking about how we could like do something to someone's car but like I'm trying to think of like intentionally do people not think about that sugar in the gas tank is a common thing thing yeah but I'm just thinking of but I'm thinking of like everyday shit like this yes I do not do you you're married You're basically married and you're married. Do you guys think about doing shit like this? I'm not going out.

If you pissed me off to this level, I am not going out of my way to create more work for myself to like do shit like this. This man is like you, what was the purpose? Like my kids do that. Put shit that's like someone put this much milk back in the fridge the other day. That's a good way to put it. This is childlike behavior. It's child like behavior. Yeah.

I agree. The next person says, my sister keeps stealing my glass. Tupperware every time she comes over for dinner she'll pack she'll pack leftovers like she's at a restaurant I told her to buy her own and now she's saying I'm stingy am I wrong no the fuck you aren't wrong I also changed all of my tupperware over and I think it was somewhere from the time that jackson was born to maybe 2015 like somewhere in that time frame I have not had any plastic tupperware I only use glass tupperware nobody is taking my glass tupperware home actually no one come to my house. But if you do, you're not taking my glass Tupperware home. If you want to take home

leftovers, then you will be taking it home in a Ziploc bag. I went to the airport two weeks. I don't even know what day it is, like a week and a half ago. And Siamada made rice and beans and chicken, and she put it in my glass Tupperware and sent me to the airport with it because I was going to eat at the airport. Girl, I'll have you know that I washed that shit at Sterling's house, put it right in her dishwasher and flew back home with my Tupperware because I don't play about my cover wear okay it was washed ready to go I'm bringing it I'm bringing it home like I don't play about my Tupperware no you it's expensive and you want the whole set because you're gonna look for a size and your sister's gonna fucking have it yep you need to go home with a Ziploc bag just like you said

so I buy like the tuppware sets that have the silicone lid things on the top speaking of I'm due for replacement because all of the silicone ones have broken at this point well those are the ones that I buy and they have like the different color lids, but to your point, they all come in a set. So it's like if you think that you're taking one of my pieces of my set anywhere, you're not. If you want to take leftovers home, then just get a zip block bag. I don't care. I'm not going to be stingy about a zip block bag. But don't fuck up my top wear. Have you ever seen like at a function people buy or they use like the compartmental, what it, like the? No, it's like, um.

Like the styrofoam to go to containers. And that, like, at it, like, maybe like a family reunion or something like that, that's what they're using. So that way, if someone wants to take leftovers at the end, it's already in a like a to go situation and you're not using reusable stuff. That's also an alternative. That's an alternative. But also, I have heard people on Thanksgiving. One of my girlfriends told me that her grandmother cooks like every Thanksgiving. And she sends out a message and everybody brings their own Tupperware.

Makes sense to me. For Leffielders. Yeah. Makes sense to me. So I think... That's a great solution. And now with the holidays coming up, now you know, bring your own fucking Tupperware, bring your own styrofoam container.

You're not taking our Tupperware. And that's the end. Okay, the last one before foul play. My roommate lights my $30 anthropology candle every single night like it's a Walmart three wick. I confronted her and she said, candles are meant to be enjoyed. Judge Judy wouldn't stand for this.

So I'm bringing it here. And absolutely you should. fucking bring it here because if anybody is lighting my three-wit candle, I don't care where it comes from unless it's me and I'm enjoying the smell. Don't. No, if we're roommates. This is not roommates. Yes, she just said that. I understand, but did her roommate buy the $30 anthropology candle or did she? And don't have it in a communal space. No, I'm disagreeing. I am disagreeing with that. If we share a kitchen, just because the shit that's in the kitchen doesn't mean that it fucking belongs to you. Are you all going to say anything?

No, because they're in agreement with me. They're not in agreement. They're not. No. Kiel, that's like saying, okay, in the kitchen. Like I... What about the her, what about the bitch's tupperware? What if it was her roommate's Tupperware and that other one took the Tupperware somewhere else? Would you be pissed off? A candle's just not the same. You've got, you can't... Are we using our own toothpaste in the bathroom, too? Why would we be sharing toothpaste? I never, I've never had a roommate, so I don't know. You mean with roommates. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, because this person and we made a list of like what did we need and we split the list. So like I bought the pots and pants for everybody to use. But then when they fucked them up, it didn't clean them. I bought new pots and pants and known as a lot to touch them. But like. A candle to me like. Because I feel like if you've never had a roommate, it's like you're both paying the same amount to be in the same. place. You have your individual space, but then you have your communal space. And maybe she does have a

$30 anthropology candle. And the $30 one needs to go in her room. Well, maybe she has one in her room. But maybe she also is like, well, when I'm cooking my dinner or I'm having my glass of wine, I want to light my $30 anthropology candle. Then go pull it out from your room. You don't need to leave it in a communal space if you're only going to light it when you're using it. But if you leave a $30 anthropology candle in a communal space all the time, I'm going to think that it's fair game for me to light it. If you do not want the roommate to use it, keep it in your room until you're going to bring it out to intentionally use it, is my thought.

Well, then you must be a better sharer than me because I would, no, I would not want anybody to light, I don't care if it's capri blue, I don't care if it's anthropology, I don't care if it's a volcano candle, I don't care if it's bath and body works. If it's my candle, I don't want you using it. And that's why Lindsay doesn't do roommates. Period. And on that note, we have foul play. Please keep me anonymous.

But when my husband and I were dating, we were in the shower together at his mom's house. She wasn't home, thank God. Obviously, getting down and dirty, he was two fingers in and I had to fart. I thought it was going to be a small, like, but indeed it was not a small. I shit on this man's hand. I was mortified, but it didn't bother him too much because we have been married for almost nine years. He still randomly brings up the time I shit on him. Love the podcast and both of you.

So I love you so much. Are we thinking that it was like one in the pink and one in the stink or like how did the fart happen? You know what I mean? That just sucks. Like that was like it's giving like kale on the leather couch and blaming my farts on the couch. You know what I mean? Like it's just like, what? I told you this.

Didn't I tell her this part of chaos? Oh, just you do. She's seven years. Wait, refresh my memory on the. I don't know what I ate that night. but I was on a leather couch and we were having sex and it was just like fart after fart and like I don't know why that happened but like it's giving that like like so did you just pretend like it was like the friction of the couch okay and it sucks because you're like what am I

like what are I supposed to do and it's so embarrassing so like I get it you know what I mean so you just they kept going in and then you just kept farting I don't know what to fuck something's Wait, can you tell me Like how that conversation happened? Like, I just wouldn't talk about it. Wait, what? Because I didn't want to talk about it.

But how did they think it was the couch and not think it was you farting? Leather couches can be noisy. Okay. So you just assumed that they thought it was the leather couch. I said that was the couch. Oh, okay. So that's why I'm asking you. And I would just like shift my body.

So what you say? sorry and then after the first time when i was like that was the couch yeah i would just shift my body every time so then it seemed like it was a rough time for me that was like 2016 maybe 2016 what was oh i know who it was i was trying to do a timeline in my brain and on that note that's all we have time for today if you have not followed us on instagram please make sure you follow us there have not subscribed to the show, you can do that from any podcast app, wherever you get your pods. Always first at Podcast One. We hope you guys have a great week and we'll talk to you soon. See ya.

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